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Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. The Joe Rogan experience. Ai meh day. Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. So Joe. Let’s go. What are you doing?
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What’d you say this guy’s name is? Travis? That’s Travis Walton. Ai. He’s he’s a guy that got abducted allegedly by, some sort of a UFO in the nineteen seventies. And, the story was so crazy that it became a movie. It’s called Fire in the Sky. And I don’t know like I said, I don’t know if he’s telling the truth, but it’s very compelling.
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He doesn’t seem like a liar, and he’s been telling the exact same story for forty plus years.
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I think he’s telling the truth.
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You think so?
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Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. I don’t know. I don’t know anybody. Ai Sai mean, personally, I don’t know anybody who’s kept up a lie for that long.
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There’s gotta be someone. There’s gotta ai someone that’s, like, I I think people can make a story up and then only keep that that lie. Usually, generally, when people lie about stuff, they’ll lie about a bunch of stuff, especially something that crazy. They took me aboard a UFO and they fixed me.
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So this is the story. The story was these guys were all loggers in Arizona. And so they’re driving down this logging road, and they see some crazy light in the sai, and it goes into this area. They pull off to the side of the road. They walk towards it, and there’s this disc that’s, like, hovering, this glowing disc.
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He walks towards it, and he got really close to it, and he got hit with a beam of ai. And he falls back, like, that’s supposedly what it looked like. That’s the art the art depiction of it, what these guys saw. He gets hit with this beam of ai, and they take off. They’re ai, fuck. And they did jump back in the truck and take off.
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He’s lying on the ground. And they get, like, five minutes away, and they’re yelling at each other. We gotta go back. We gotta go get him. They were scared.
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And sai, like, fuck it. Let’s go back. So they go back to go get their friend, and he’s gone. So five days later, there’s, you know, there’s a manhunt for him. Nobody can find him. Five days later, he shows up, walks into town.
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He’s fully it doesn’t look like he’s starving to death. He’s not out of water. Doesn’t look like he’s been living in the woods. It just looks like he just like a normal day, and he tells this crazy story. He tells this story that he got abducted.
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They took him aboard this craft and fixed his body because the beam of light that came out of the ship from whatever whatever it was, whatever energy source it was, fucked his body up. They repaired it, and they communicated with him telepathically while they were on the ship.
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I forget all the details of it, but
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Yo. But
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This is the film of it. This is supposedly what he said the experience was like. Ai said it was terrifying. And he described the thing that that’s crazy is that they all ai the same exact creatures. They describe these
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Who is they?
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People that get abducted. Oh. People that have had UFO experiences, anybody that’s had direct contact. Do you ever see that movie, Close Encounters or the Third Kind? Mhmm.
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I saw that movie, The Fourth Kind, when I was in middle school.
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What’s that one? Is that
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an abduction one where
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they come get you?
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Yeah. It’s ai, man, I only watched it once. It scared the shit out of me. I think people go on there, like, hypnosis, and they they remember what their abduction was like or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Don’t quote me on that.
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Well, the third ai, I think, is contact. I think the closest kind is the first ai. It’s like you see it. I don’t know what the second kind is. There’s, like, a list of the kinds. The fourth kind derived explanation is J. Allen Hynek’s classification of close encounters with aliens. The fourth kind denotes alien abductions.
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Dun dun dun. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. That one. I like how we talk about aliens, like, it’s like feeling on the girl, like, second base. You know, she get to the fourth ai.
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Meh to the fourth base. She takes you home. Yeah. Nah.
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But his his friends, they they’re, like, his friends that left him that left him. Yeah. I mean, they saw it.
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Yeah. Sai ai all had the same story.
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That has to be real. I don’t think they’re gonna convince these guys.
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Probably not, but maybe you could. It’s ai it’s not impossible. It’s not like the it’s like breathing underwater, that’s impossible. Right? Okay. Flapping your wings at the top of a cliff, you fly away, that’s impossible. Keeping a lie is possible. It’s not likely. It doesn’t make sense.
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Doesn’t make sense ai one of the reasons why it doesn’t make sense is Travis and one of the guys in the truck had gotten into a fist ai that same day. Like, they didn’t like each other. They hate each other. They’re workers. They’re just coworkers. You know, logging is hard fucking work, man.
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You’re you’re cutting trees and carrying trees, and it’s back breaking bryden labor, and you get hard men. Loggers are bad motherfuckers, man. My friend Evan, his whole family is from loggers, and they’re just he’s ai, they’re the hardest fucking people you’ve ever met in your life.
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Just hard meh, like, doing this shit deep into their sixties and seventies, carrying logs, just just a different breed of human being. So, they fucking didn’t get along when they got in a fist ai that day.
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So why lie for him?
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Why would you lie for him? Exactly. Why would you lie for him?
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Yeah. These are hardworking men, Joe Rogan. They don’t need to lie.
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They’re savages. Yeah.
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Hey. Did his friends get any money from that movie?
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What friends?
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His friends. That is
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His friends? Yeah. That’s a good question. It’s a good question. Right? Because then it would be a reason to lie. Yeah. But the movie was a long time after the actual event. What year was the movie, Jamie?
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’93.
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’93. And
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this happened when? In the seventies. In the seventies? Yeah. There’s no way.
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Ai, bro,
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any day now you’re getting paid.
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I got D. B. Cooper ai. Who’s the guy that was the, the actor?
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D. B. Sweeney? D.
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B. Sweeney. That’s right. D. B. Cooper is the guy that stole the money and jumped out the plane.
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D. B. Cooper? Confused.
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Yeah. You ever heard that story?
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He’s was he the guy wanted by the FBI? Yes. Yeah. Like a top 10 wanted or something like that?
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Yeah. Yeah. He stole a bunch of money and then hijacked an airplane and then jumped out of the airplane with the money.
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And he he ai? Like, they found the body?
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Ai.
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Or he ai was it like a mysterious, like
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It’s a mysterious thing.
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Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. You never heard that story? Nah.
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It’s an interesting story, but the area the guy skydived into was heavily wooded. And the problem with that is if you’re a skydiver and you’re in a parachute and you you go into a heavily wooded place, you’re gonna land in the trees. Yeah.
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And then you risk, like Yeah.
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Getting Well, just cutting yourself loose. Also, cutting yourself loose out of the trees.
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What if you’re 30 feet up? How arya you
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getting down? Yeah. What if you fall getting down? People go missing in the woods all the ai, and no one finds them ever. You don’t find nothing.
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What? Yeah. Why don’t we hear about this more often?
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Well, you do if you pay attention.
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But I don’t pay attention.
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It’s you know, there’s only so many things you can think about.
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The recent update on the Cooper story, but this is just the brief for those who never have heard of it.
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Okay. D. B. Cooper is the moniker given to the ai, a dapper, dark haired meh, apparently in his mid forties, who called himself Dan Cooper. The mystery man passed a flight attendant a note while on a Northwest Orient Air flight Ai flight in Portland, Oregon bound for Seattle 11/24/1971.
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The note contained claimed rather that he had a bomb in his briefcase, which he opened to show a large tangle of wires and red sticks. When the Boeing aircraft landed in Seattle, the man who became known as DB Cooper freed 36 passengers in exchange for a mountain of cash and four parachutes.
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The plane took off with several crew members aboard bound ram Mexico City on his orders. Wow. So he just made them fly him somewhere with a briefcase with a bomb in it.
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That’s right.
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And they were listening to him.
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So at an altitude of 10,000 feet above Seattle and Reno, he jumped from the back of the jetliner with a parachute and the ransom money vanishing into history. The case remains unsolved despite the manhunt a manhunt the FBI tenaciously interviewing hundreds of people in a cottage industry of crew true crime buffs, buffs pouring through the heavens.
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Nah.
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I do got away. There’s no there’s no way that, like, he thought all of this out and then was ai, ah, once I get in the air, I’ll just wing it. Like, the man knew he was gonna jump over those woods. He knew that the minute he landed in Mexico, they’d they’d have some sort of, like, dog day afternoon.
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Right. But he wasn’t in Mexico. He he jumped outside of Portland. Right?
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Yeah. He
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was in the Pacific Northwest that he jumped. Right?
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Yeah. Like, they just took off, and then, like, twenty minutes in, he’s ai, alright. I’m out. Yeah. That’s the biggest curveball to throw them because they’re gonna their plan is to Go to Mexico. Go to Mexico. Right. Right? He thinks he’s gonna land safely and then they’re gonna figure out a way to
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Yeah. But the thing is, have you ever been in the Pacific Northwest?
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You ever been
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in the woods up there?
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Not in the woods, but I’ve been I’ve seen them from the highway. Tallest trees.
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Okay. Yeah. Tallest trees. And real dense ai this. Like like like a box of Q tips. That’s how I always describe the trees up there. Like, they’re really close to each other. There’s not a lot of open space up there at all. It’s all just trees. So if you’re landing into that mess, you’re not gonna find a spot to land. And then here’s the other problem.
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If you do find a spot to land, where are you? Do you know where you are? Do you know how to get out of there?
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I think that dude You
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could walk for days in any direction and not find shit.
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Sai. I think he planned that part.
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I don’t think he did. I bet he was on meth. For real.
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Probably, sounds more like I bet
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he was that’s a meth move. The whole thing’s a meth move. I’m gonna get a fucking bomb. I’m gonna get on the plane. I’m gonna tell him I got a fucking bomb. I want some money, and I want some fucking parachutes, and I’m gonna get the money, and I’m just gonna parachute to safety. It sounds like a terrible idea.
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You think so? Ai mean, I think it for for a second there, it can like, if the guy was sober, I think it’s genius. I think he’s a sober genius. You think he’s just a meh. I ai Yeah.
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I think he’s a method.
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He studied the woods for, like, months.
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No way. Because how you sana know you’re going 10,000 feet above the Earth, you’re going 500 miles an hour, and you’re gonna jump. So I want you to imagine that. So here arya this. You go in 500 miles an hour, and then you jump. Where are you gonna land? You go in 500 miles an hour. You have to fall 10,000 feet. Where the fuck are you gonna land? You have no idea where you’re gonna land.
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You should you should make test. Like, you should be in charge of creating the SATs. It’s ai question number eight. Where the fuck are you gonna land?
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Well, here’s the thing. Back then, there was no GPS. Okay? Yeah. So back then, all you had is a compass.
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So even if you have a map, like, how big
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is your map? Ai, back then
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People were smarter back then, though. No. They weren’t.
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Trust me. I used to live back then.
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You did. Ai feel like people had to, ai, I I feel I feel like the further back you go in ai, maybe not too far back. Right? But I feel like seventies, sixties, fifties, forties, like, people were forced to, like, learn maps, learn their directions, learn how to utilize a compass.
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Like, people were better on on their feet. You know what I mean?
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That’s true. They definitely knew more phone numbers. They definitely knew how to get around more without any sort of GPS. Ever I’m addicted to GPS. That shit runs my life. When I if I wanna go somewhere, I always put it in my phone.
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Yeah. It gives you, like, traffic updates.
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That too. Yeah. That’s huge. Oh, detour. Fuck two people. Yeah. And you feel happy. Look, I
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gotta run that traffic. Back in the day, you just had to, like, memorize routes. Mhmm. Memorize which routes were busy at which times.
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And you had to listen to AM radio for the traffic update. The traffic update brought to you by Costco.
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Hey. Who’s that one guy that comes on I don’t know if he still does. He, like what’s the story with him? He got, like, really rich, and he gives people financial advice. Is it Ramsey?
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No. Yeah. Dave Ramsey?
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Dave Ramsey? Yeah. Do you know him? No. Oh, I thought you knew him.
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Back to DV Cooper. I think that dude was on meth. I think that’s a total meth head plan.
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Alright. Maybe.
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I got a fucking bomb. He’s got a bunch of red sticks with wires. I’m
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like, blow
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it up, bitch. You don’t know how to what is that? What’s in that bag? I I think I think he’s a pure meth head. That’s what I think. Crazy ai dude.
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They say they say Hitler was
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on meth too. Yes. Yeah. Most likely. He was definitely on oxycodone, and, the the actual Nazis were definitely on meh, for sure. They gave Nazis myth? Oh, yeah, man. There’s a great book. Is it out there?
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It’s in the other room. Yeah.
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It’s in the other room. It’s called Blitzed, by how do you pronounce his name? Norman Oler. Norman Oler. Right? Oler. Norman Oler. Great guest too. He was amazing. But he wrote this book about all the meth they took during World War two. It’s all about, like, the most meth
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Wait. Wait. So he was a Nazi that wrote a book?
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No. Oh. He’s a researcher. How dare you.
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I wanna read a book by a Nazi.
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Well, you’d have to read, like, Mein Kampf, and you have to read it with, like, a book cover on so people don’t think you’re a psycho.
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Well, I mean, we gotta know what they were thinking.
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You know
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what I mean? People should read it.
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That’s the book. That book is great.
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Blitzed.
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They they were
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all on That’s Hitler just all fucked up off meth.
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Well, Hitler was definitely on oxycodone. He was on a bunch of other shah, and he had a doctor. It’s a it’s a really good book. You should read it. It’s very interesting because it it lets you it gives you a totally different insight into why they were behaving the way they behaved. Like the kamikazes, for instance.
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You know, they flew their planes right into the ships. They were on meth. What? Yeah. That’s why they did it.
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But, like, what kind of meth? Ai, were they just still meth. But, ai, okay. But, like, how were they taking it in? Were they just, like, smoking the pipe and then hopping in the plane? Good question.
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That you can eat it. First of all, there was pills, and, there were actually prescription pills that the government would give out in Germany. What’s it called? Prevotin?
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Pervitin.
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Pervitin. Pervitin. So this Pervitin stuff was essentially an over the counter methamphetamine that you could buy. That’s how many people are on meth.
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Although, I feel like a lot of the most popular drugs at one point or another arya, like, over the counter medication or, like, prescribed. Right? Oh, yeah. Like hot syrup. Like, everybody’s doing promethazine. I mean, they still are or whatever. Right? But then they had to, like, ban it.
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Yep. Yeah. Syrup. For every war and abused drug what is this, Jeremy?
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It starts off with, I didn’t know. Ai uses a ADHD drug. Ai is on Adderall?
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Captagon? Captagon sounds like a fake drug. That sounds like a drug in a movie. Yeah. Yeah. The kids want Captagon.
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It sounds like it was made by, like, the guy who made adamantium metal.
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Right. Right. Right. Sai it was an early ADHD a failed ADHD drug. It was banned almost globally in the nineteen eighties, but a few Middle Eastern nations are still producing it. What does it do? Meh, yeah. A stimulant gives some sort of euphoria and a sense of purpose. Let’s bring that shit back
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for you. Stop trying
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to give me some fucking vaccines that I don’t need. And how about hooking me up with a little euphoria
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And sense of purpose.
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Sense of purpose. Little yellow tablets seem to be fueling much of the mayhem in Syria, but illicit drug use is on the battle, on the battlefield. Is it new?
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Thanos purvitin.
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Yeah. So the methamphetamine purvitin was distributed to soldiers in preparation for the war. And what’s interesting about that is they had different doses for different people. Like, the dudes in the tank at the very front, they got the most meth.
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Damn. Of course.
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You’re gonna need to have the greatest job.
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They’re just ai, because they would have to stick their heads out the top of the tank, wouldn’t they? And then, like, you could sai there meh is. Fucking call right ai. Fucking turn around. I’m gonna fuck my head. What’s ai? Shut up again. Boom boom boom.
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I mean, you imagine what it sounds like when a fucking tank cannon goes off? She says the US military distributed an estimated 200,000,000 amphetamine pills to soldiers during World War two, and Japanese kamikaze pilots in the Pacific used it in their final fateful missions.
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Woah. US military. Mhmm. Are are guys on meth too? Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. World War meth. US military distributed an estimated 200,000,000 amphetamine pills to its soldiers during World War two. Yeah. Well, this is look. If you have soldiers and they’re in combat, you want them to live and succeed. You don’t give a shit if they’re oh, they’re taking steroids. Good.
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Give them all the steroids. Give them every fucking thing you can give them. Give them EPO if it helps their endurance. Give them steroids. Give them shit that makes them more aggressive. Give them things that make them more confident. Give them everything. Give them beta blockers. Give them whatever the fuck works.
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They’re in combat. Like, it’s that’s important. So if you got amphetamine, give that shit up, dawg.
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Do you think anybody was, like they stayed addicted or anything?
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Oh, for sure. Yeah? Yeah. For sure. Yeah. A 100%.
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Would it be cruel if I went up to, like, a World War two veteran with, like, a pipe, like, torching at the ai?
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They do it that way. I think they were taking the pills.
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So, you know, you still like to party, old man?
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Just crush some of them pills up, put it on the table, maybe you’ll snort it.
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I learned I learned a lot when I’m here. I feel like a lot of your guests, like, they have so much to, like, share with the world, but I just come here just ingest.
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Well, I’m ingesting too, dawg. Child soldiers in Africa. Ai couldn’t I couldn’t say that word right? Child soldiers in Africa commonly given a mixture called bryden brown, which is cocaine and gunpowder. Holy shit. Woah. This is ingested by inhaling it into the nostrils, a method that rapidly affects the user and is is conduct conducive to addiction.
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What what about the gunpowder makes it better?
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Also here, whereas you were sana that to back to the Civil War, they were used in alcohol and then Yeah.
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American Civil War soldiers were often given alcohol prior to battle as a form of liquid courage and as a means of steadying their nerves. World wow. Niall Ferguson concluded that World War one could not have been fought without alcohol. During World War two, amphetamines were used. Yeah. Amphetamines are better.
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Like, if you, like, if you you’ve got a
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choice between alcohol and amphetamines, like, bro.
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I was watching this dude. Meh, I forgot his name. He, like, gives these lectures on history. David? No. I don’t know. I’m not Dan Carlin? Nah. It’s not it. Wait. Can I can I pull out my phone?
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Yeah. Sure.
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I don’t know. I feel like this is, like, school.
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What was he, doing lectures about?
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I don’t know. I was only watching him because I was like, I better brief up on something to talk about. Because last time I was here, I I was do you know ai I read the comments on the last time I was here, and people were like, sai, this episode this dude is not so cool. He, like, he’s not interested. The last guy was was better. That was a great episode, the last guy. So I’m like, alright. Well, who is he? You know?
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And that dude was, like, out here. I think he was, like, a fighter pilot talking about aliens, like, speak, and I was like, why why y’all put me after that fucking guy? And you know, on the way here, on the way here, this driver was like, yeah, man. The other day, we drove the Irish comedy ai, ended up getting vatsal, and this and this happened, and
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fucking
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they took his shows off, but there’s all this controversy. And I’m like, now I gotta go up against this ai. Like, that guy
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I can’t think about it that way, man. We’re just hanging out. We’re having fun. People like these shows as much as they like all the other shows sometimes. This is part of the show where I talk about AG one, which I’ve done for years. And usually, I like to talk about routine.
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Look. This guy’s name is doctor Roy Yeah. Casagrande. Okay.
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And what is his deal?
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So I was watching this video where he explains, like, what led to World War two.
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Oh, interesting.
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But he spends, like, forty five minutes talking about the hundreds of years before World War one even and how that kind of came to play. So first, he, like first, he explains how World War one came to play because to understand why why World War two happened, you gotta understand Right.
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Why what caused World War one, you know. And, I forgot where I was going with this.
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Just history? History of war.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Sai, everything I listened to it. I had to listen to it, like, three times because, ai know, I just I kept getting distracted and stuff. But it sounds so, like, sophisticated, and it makes sense if you listen to it all. I’m like, okay. I get why World War one happened now.
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But but then finding out that everybody was just, like, drunk and on meth the whole time just sounds like it sounds like this is such a bro y idea to go to war. Like, it’s all the sophistication behind it, but then at the end, they were just ai, fuck. Let’s just get fucked up while we’re out there, though.
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Well, all those old time English gentlemen, they all wanted to go to war. It was ai you wanted to prove your courage in battle. And it was a it was a it was a bro y thing. It was almost like a frat boy thing.
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Well, everybody wanted to conquer land back then, right, and just rule empires and shit. Mhmm. Ai feel like we should go back to that.
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What are you talking about? No.
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I feel like stuff is too leisurely now. It’s too comfortable.
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That’s true. But we need to teach people that leisurely is not good for you. We you don’t need artificial you know, you don’t need the ai of conflict that’s gonna ruin cities and kill people and don’t go back to that. That’s stupid. We didn’t just need to understand how to manage the human body. What do you mean? Manage the body. Manage your brain and your body.
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That’s the Are
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you saying everybody should work out to just eat healthier? That’s ai
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the most minor interpretation of it. But we need to figure out a way to keep people from being aggressive and to keep people from being greedy and keep people from stealing resources, and we need to curb some of the worst aspects of human nature.
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Mhmm.
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And I think
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the only way to do that is mushrooms. Everybody has, like, mandatory Mandatory mushrooms. Mandatory mushrooms.
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If I become president, mandatory mushrooms. We’ll have mushroom day. And afterwards, everybody’s just gonna hug it out and go,
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well, I don’t know what I
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was thinking, man. I’m sorry.
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It’s like an adult vaccine.
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Yeah. Yeah. A vaccine for human stupidity. But Ai mean, that’s the our problem is that we’re managing human behavior. Right? We’re managing we wanna steal resources from this country because they got all the natural gas, and this country’s got all the minerals. We’re trying to make some sort of a side deal with the rebels to overthrow the government. That’s what’s the most of the problems in the world.
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It’s people being cunts.
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Hold on. Hold on. Before I forget this. What do you got? I got rappers. You said two things. Earlier, you said that was the most minor interpretation. Yes. And then right now, you sai, what did you sai? Cure stupidity? Human stupidity. The cure for human stupidity? Yeah. Is that what you say? Cure for human stupidity. Yeah.
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Minor interpretation. The most minor interpretation. That should be the title of my next special. And cure for human stupidity should be the title for your next special.
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There’s no cure, but we need to we need to guide a larger percentage of people in the right direction. And that, like, worldwide would that be the only way we we save this this experiment of the human race. The only other way is AI. AI is a way that might save us or make us obsolete.
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Yo. Ai, that’s some scary shah. Because I I Ai don’t know if it’s real. I saw this video. I don’t know how when when it was shot or, like, how recent or not recent it is. Because I just, I mean, all I’m watching is just Instagram reels. Right? Sai it’s a minute. At at the longest, it’s ai a minute long. So this could be a a minute from some movie from 02/2002.
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Okay. Or it
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could have been recorded. But there’s a video supposedly the the it said the godfather of AI warns people about the dangers of AI. But I’m ai, why? Like, if that’s real, if if whoever it was, like, behind AI, whatever team it was, is like, hey, but be careful with this. It’s like, why’d you make it then?
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Like, I feel like they just did it to jerk themselves off, like a like a real Oppenheimer thing where he’s like, now I become death destroyer of world work. It’s like, why’d you do it then? You know what I mean?
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Well, it’s the same ai of thing and that you have to do it because if you don’t do it, your enemy is gonna do it. If your enemy is gonna hold it, the whole world is very different. Mhmm. The ai is that if America does it, America, we we kinda suck in some ways. We suck with some of the things that we do with other countries. We suck with some of the ways we spend our taxes, but we’re the best out there.
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We’re the best option right now. This is the best way to run the world. It’s the best way to behave in terms of, like, your freedoms, having as much freedom as possible. No countries have this combination of freedom of speech, first amendment, second amendment. The there’s there’s a lot of rights that we have in this country that are just different than the whole rest of the world.
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I think it’s the best way to do it, and we like to think of ourselves as being the most benevolent of all the superpowers. We’re the best ones. The other ones are evil. They’re communist. They’re run by dictators. We’re we’re trying like, that’s why everybody’s afraid of Trump being a dictator.
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We don’t want any dictators in this country. So if we develop AI first, we won. That’s good. Just like we developed the nuclear bomb, we dropped a couple of them and said, now back the fuck off. We’re done here. We don’t sana do this anymore.
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And then we never did it again. Sai that’s good. Now, if Germany had developed the atomic bomb first and nuked Britain and nuked America and just went on a nuking spree before we could ever develop one
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You see
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imagine how different the world would be.
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Yeah. You you watch those videos, the AI videos of, like, two celebrities making out. It’ll be ai Elon Musk kissing, like Trump. Brad Pittston or Trump. Yeah?
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Yeah. I’ve seen those.
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I feel like we had to make a couple of those and then tell the world, like, ai, now back the fuck off. We did that.
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Yeah. Do you know how many times they blew up atomic bombs for test though after that? I’m learning more and more about that recently. I’m reading this new book right now, by this guy Richard Dolan. He’s a UFO researcher, and he’s talking about one of the things that they were doing was, they were doing altitude detonations.
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So they were detonating these nuclear bombs a 150 miles above Earth. They did a bunch of them. They did it, like, a bunch of tyler. And Then was
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this doesn’t it stay in the air?
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They didn’t even know. They were just experimenting and testing. There’s a bunch of shit they did that is so wild. You know, like, John Wayne did a movie, in the Nevada Desert near where the test sites were where they they blew up, like, I don’t know how many hundreds of fucking nuclear bombs out there.
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They blew up tons of nuclear bombs.
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28:30
And then John Wayne just went out there and was that
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a real cast got cancer.
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The whole cast?
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The whole cast got cancer. John Wayne died of cancer, like, a giant percentage of the people that worked on the show on that movie got cancer. Imagine ai that the results of that.
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Imagine being on the team who’s, like, sending the nukes into the air, and you just kinda see, like, the cloud sai in the air. Like, I wonder who’s the first guy to be, like, shit.
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They didn’t even understand that. No one had been no one had been subject to large scale radiation before. It was a new thing. Especially ram a detonation, it had never happened before. There was no meltdowns yet. There was no 3 Mile Island or Fukushima yet. 1980 article in People Magazine reported that out of the 220 cast and crew members, ninety one had contacted cancer, contracted cancer with forty six deaths.
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Led to the film being dubbed an RKO radioactive picture. The controversy surrounding the film location and subsequent health issues has been a point of discussion and debate amongst historians and scientists. But, yeah, like, the amount of bombs that they detonated
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Was it a good movie at least? I don’t think it was. It might
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have been that Genghis Khan movie. Was it the Genghis Khan movie? Yes. Oh, it was a piece of shit.
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What is that movie right here? Ron, it has to be a zero. It’s so bad.
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Oh, man. It’s John Wayne playing a Mongolian, which is the craziest thing of all time. It was the the ultimate whitewashing. He’s doing Mongolian face. And he talks like this. 10% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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30:04
This is what you got cancer for John Wayne. Come on. No.
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You got cancer for the worst the conqueror. And look how hot she is. She’s ai completely European looking, his girlfriend. Like, play some of this because it’s so stupid. Yeah. Fall off the horse. Look how hot she is. Whoo. She’s all impressed by He just took her clothes off.
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Under his heel, the Under
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his heel,
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the cowering nation.
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Look at math. This is
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the unconquered woman. He took what he wanted when he wanted it. Ai beats his fire with ice, matches his fury with flame. Your hatred will kindle into love. Before that day dawns, Mongrel, the vultures will feast it on your heart. Shit. Tempted to bite him. Bro, I mean, come on.
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This is the
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dumbest movie ever to gain John Wayne cancer. Bro. It’s so bad. Like, how bad is that movie?
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Women always talk about how, like, ai, I like I was reading this article when they were trying to trash f one. The movie? Yeah. And they were ai, oh, another movie where the the only woman working because, like, the girl in the movie, she is she’s like the first, what is shah?
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31:21
Ai, the team director or something for an f one team? Like, first woman with her. It’s like and she doesn’t, you know, like, she doesn’t level up until Brad Pitt unlocks her potential. Like, oh, like, we need a man for that. But it’s like, bro, women have the best roles in movies.
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Not in that movie.
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I mean, yeah. She got it. She got hit pretty hard. But if you think about it, this is a movie about, like, oh, Genghis Shah conquering so much, but the best thing he conquered was the woman. Like, really? You know what I mean? Like, you know, the woman’s always, like, the main prize of the movie.
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Well, throughout history, that’s one of
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the things that people did go to war for. Women? Yeah. For sure.
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Nobody went to war for some dude’s butt.
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A lot of I feel like a lot of war could have been prevented then if, like, porn had just came around way sooner.
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No. Because porn’s out now, and there’s still plenty of war.
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That’s true. So ai are they going to war for now?
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Resources. You see, all it is is ai tricking people. Tricking people into doing something for you.
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Women and resources, man. Women and resources. When are we gonna learn? It’s just money, man. There’s enough women and resources for everybody. There’s not, though. There’s at least a little, you know, women.
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Yeah. But they’re not the same. Here’s the thing. For women, I think the number is women are only attracted to 20% of the men. Sai, like, 100% of the women out there are only attracted to 20% of the men.
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32:49
That kinda makes it fun, you know? She got it all up here in the 20%.
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Yeah. But if you’re not, you’re fucked.
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If you’re not, you just go to war.
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And there’s more of those dudes that are in the 80% now than ever in history that we can that we know of. Right? Like, isn’t there, ai, when they do the studies of the amount of people right now currently that are celibate, that are not having any sex at all and not by their own decision, not by their choice?
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I think they’re higher now than they’ve been in a long time. People are going celibate? On accident. They’re just they just know that they’re unfuckable.
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Unintentionally. Nobody wants to fuck them.
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Celibacy. That’s real, man. That’s ai a real problem. A bunch of people are just sitting at home and watching TV all day and ordering DoorDash.
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I think you gotta, like, split your time up. You know what I mean? I think celibacy could be good for, like like, a week or two, and then you gotta be like, alright. No more DoorDash. Let’s get out there.
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Yeah. Just get out there. Stop being a pussy.
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33:48
Get married or, you know, meh into relationships, have an affair.
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33:53
Well, don’t be just jerking off all day. That’s crazy.
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33:56
I actually wanna write a self help book, but not ai a real one, like a maybe ai a joke one. Yeah? Yeah. But something that I don’t think my stand up comedy would ever get me vatsal, but I think maybe like a book. But I sana call it something ai like Sai like you’re not autistic, you’re just 25 and like an asshole or something like that. And then it’s sai whole book.
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34:15
Just tell people, like, get off your ass, man. Like, stop making excuses.
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What do you do for actual autistic people that read that book though? Like, hey. He says I’m not autistic.
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I’m ai, you’re not autistic then. Believe what you want.
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How many people do you think are autistic? What percentage?
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34:30
I don’t know. I feel like probably a lot, but I think there’s like There’s a bunch of people
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are saying they’re autistic sai that they get, like, extra bryden?
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34:38
Yeah. I think it’s like it’s I think it’s like being, ai, like what do you call it? Like Apache or whatever? Ai like Cherokee? Where you’re just like, oh, yeah. I’m like one eighth. Yeah.
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Some I’m one eighth autistic. Yeah. I’m kinda psychic. Ai. Like, so
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34:54
I think if you come up on the spectrum, it it doesn’t mean you’re, like, enough. Full blown. Yeah. Like, you you’ve seen people with, like, full blown autism Right. Right. And the struggles they have to go through in life. Like, somebody has to be in their life. You know what I mean?
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Like, to
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Yeah. For nonverbal people. Yeah.
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Yeah. Or, like, just whatever. But you can’t, like, be a a a a a you can’t just, like, wake up, you know, play video games, go do stuff on your own, and then, like, use autism as an excuse for other stuff you don’t wanna do. Like, I didn’t wanna shake that guy’s hand because I’m just, like, autistic.
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Like
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Yeah.
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Like, ai, just look at the person in the face. Don’t look them in the eyes. Just look them in the face or something. Just don’t be rude. Like, I feel like a lot I feel like a lot of and maybe it’s because the way I grew up, but, like, if I ai to use autism as an excuse to get out of doing stuff, I think I just would’ve got smacked in the back of the head.
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35:43
I think I think they would’ve smacked the autism matter. You know? The one eighth at least.
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35:47
I don’t think I have any autism in me. No? Unfortunately.
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35:51
Ai you say unfortunately?
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35:52
Why have you helped with meh, helped with numbers. Jamie?
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35:56
Like Rain Man? I think Jamie’s autistic. How does he how does he maybe not autistic. Maybe he just knows how your brain works. How does he know to highlight the exact sentences you should read?
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36:07
What’s the difference between, because he’s smart. What’s the difference between and he’s been doing this forever. What’s the difference between Asperger’s and autism? Like, the technical difference? Because, like, they’re kinda interchangeable. Right?
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36:20
Are they both, like, communication type?
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A lot of times people say the spectrum. They call it the spectrum. Like, oh, it’s on the spectrum.
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36:28
Oh, okay.
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Okay. Where? Ai, the spectrum could be anywhere. Like, you be you could be, like, you get of a touch, just a touch of the tism, you know, or you could be, like, full blown.
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I don’t know if this is official, but here’s an explanation.
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Key
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characters. Ai. In autism, significant delays in language, maybe nonverbal or have limited speech. Asperger’s typically no language delay, advanced vocabulary for age. Interesting. Autism varies widely from intellectual disability to above average intelligence, and then Asperger’s usually average to above average intelligence.
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37:03
Autism social interaction difficulties may show less interest in engagement, and then Asperger’s ai social interaction, but struggles with social cues and nonverbal communication. So it seems like Asperger’s is like the upgraded autism. Mhmm. It’s like autism is too risky. You could, you know, meh a kid who’s nonverbal, but go with Asperger’s, you might get a genius.
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37:29
Everybody wants autism though.
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Well, I think they really would want Asperger’s if you showed it to them. It’s like If they knew. Versus Niagara.
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37:36
Yeah. If they knew. Yeah. If they knew. Sai think people use autism as ai, oh, look. I’m not average. I’m actually high functioning autism. Like, I’m actually a genius in this class.
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37:49
Right. People definitely use they love to be a victim of something. Yeah. They love to have some sort of an ailment that you don’t know about, you know. People love that. I’m not I’m not like that.
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38:00
You know I’m diabetic. I never tell people.
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38:02
Are you full blown diabetic? Full blown. Type one?
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Not like not not like with the doctor’s food stuff. Yeah. Type one.
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So you’re born with it?
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No. I got it when I was, like, six. Really?
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Yeah. Type one when you’re six. That’s crazy. Yeah. You know, they just cured type one diabetes in a woman with stem cells. What? Yeah. It was the first of its kind. Was it China that did this? See if you could find it, Jamie. But, yeah, you know, they’re they’re using stem cells to try to treat all sorts of different things.
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And one of the things that they were really successful was with this lady. They cured for the first time ever tyler one diabetes. How do
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38:40
they give you the stem cells? It’s a good question. In a pipe?
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38:43
No. I think they inject it into you. But It’s not too bad. But if this I mean, you might not have to take insulin. Do you take insulin right now?
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38:51
Mhmm.
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Yeah. You might not have to take insulin. They might be able to fix you.
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38:55
How do I get these stem cells?
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Let’s see what it says. What is the the
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It doesn’t
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It says world’s first stem cell therapy reverses diabetes. So where was it from? Where did it happen? Groundbreaking title in Peking University. They took cells from three people with type one diabetes and reverted them to pluripotent state, meaning they could develop into any type of cell.
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This technique originally developed by Shinya Yamanaka at Kyoto University nearly twenty years ago was modified by Deng’s team to use small molecules instead of proteins allowing for better control. They use these chemically reprogrammed stem cells to create three d clusters of insulin producing isolates, which were tested for safety in animals.
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In June 2023, the team transplanted about 1.5 million isolates into a woman’s abdominal muscles, a new approach as most isolate transplants are done in the liver. By placing the cells in the abdomen, they could monitor them with an MRI and remove them if necessary. The operation took less than thirty minutes.
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Two and a half months after her transplant, the woman with type one diabetes started producing enough insulin on her own, and she has continued to do so for over a year. How about that? Her blood sugar levels are stable 98% of the tyler, eliminating dangerous spikes and drops. That’s crazy.
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40:18
What? Well, this is this is in China?
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I believe so.
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Yeah. It’s badass. Yeah. What if the what if I met this doctor? He was like, alright. I’ll do the operation on you, but you have to say my name correctly the first time. It was Yamanaka Shimoya.
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Practice it. I would say practice it if you wanna not have diabetes. What good question is that?
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They might be able
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to hook you up. That’d be alright. What do you think?
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40:43
I don’t know. How do I like, how do you even start that process? You just go to Ai?
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40:47
Yeah. You gotta go to China right now. Get out get out of here. I meh on a plane.
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40:51
I gotta finish this press tour. I’ll cure diabetes after.
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I bet, it’s gonna be mainstream within a few years. If that worked and that’s, you know, reproducible.
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41:03
Dude, I wanna go to China now for real and, like
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It’ll probably be in America too. Yeah. Because what they’re saying, the way they’re laying it out, it sounds like there’s a paper on it. And that that thing that that was that was that a published paper?
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Yeah. Because it it’s called a v x eight eight o zips.
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I can’t say that ai. I guess I should probably wait until they do, like, few more patients. Right? It’s sai p s five. It’s ai you wanna let the first round go out first with the the ones with the bugs and stuff.
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Ai. Fuck it. I would go right in there. Let’s go. Let’s see. Let’s see if you could fix me.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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You’re just dill
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just shooting
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insulin all the time. That’s annoying. How
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often do
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you have to do it?
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Before a meh. And I usually eat about three times a day. Oh, so you have
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to give yourself three injections a day. That’s annoying. Yeah. And since you were six, you’ve been doing that?
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Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I’m a little tired
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of it. Does it yeah. This might be it, man. This might be able to fix you.
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What if I miss the shah, though? Like
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There’s a trial I think they’ve done in The US with 12 people.
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Oh, they did a trial with 12 people?
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Mhmm.
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With 12 participants.
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Demonstrated engraftment with glucose responsive endogenesis endogenos genos endogena endogenous.
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Indigenous. Why can’t I say endogenous?
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Like, how did I not read that correctly? Endogenous c peptide production, which is durable through one year of follow-up. Wow.
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What does that mean?
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That means a year of follow-up, it was still working.
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Still good.
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Had a reduction in exogenous insulin use, meaning reduction in daily insulin insulin use by 92%. So they still had to take a little bit of insulin sometimes. So I bet this is something that you could probably do more than one time.
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These were all off of one dose they got. One
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Yeah. Infusion.
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So for full dose and then you have a complete reduction in insulin reduce reduction. So it says eighty three percent of them no longer required insulin at month twelve. That’s nuts. Eighty three percent of all the people they tested didn’t require insulin a year later. That’s amazing. You gotta get in on that dog.
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Yeah. But, like, I don’t even know who to talk to.
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We’ll find out. We’ll ask afterwards. Alright. For real. You should probably find out, like, maybe there’s another trial they’re doing.
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No. I’m thrilled too?
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Yeah. I would get involved in that trial. That seems, like, totally reasonable. Yeah. Unless Ai would well, I talk to a scientist first. I
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don’t know.
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I like to talk to some people that are concerned about things.
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Yeah. You always talk to the person who’s, like, against the plan.
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Yeah. There’s always some side effect that you don’t take into consideration, like, oh, well, if you do that, here’s the problem. It also does this. You’re like, oh, no.
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I don’t yeah. I don’t know. But what if I don’t even like, what if I suck after I’m cured? What are you talking about, Ralph? Like, what if we just change it? What are you saying? What if I just don’t know how to act afterwards, you know? Ralph. Honestly, living without diabetes, that would go to my head so fast.
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You meh cocky?
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Yeah. I drop people out of my life. Fuck Sai need you for I’m healthy.
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You’d be I’ve heard people say things like that before. Like, if if I fix this, maybe I won’t be funny anymore. Or if I fix this, maybe my life won’t be good anymore.
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Shah. Honestly, I could use something life changing. I got, like, writer’s block real bad right now. Do you? Yeah. I’m, like, un I’m, like, unmotivated with new stand up. I was reading that book you got out there. I never War
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of Art?
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No. No. No. No.
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Oh, the Hunter S. Thompson book?
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Yeah. Yeah. Hunter S. Thompson was a dude or that was a chick?
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You don’t know who Hunter S. Thompson is?
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Nah. But I kinda have heard of Thompson’s work through I read in the like, before the book actually arya. It’s ai other books by Hunter S. Thompson. Yeah. And,
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Yeah.
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Yeah. And, what is it, ram diary or something? Sai it’s a dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That dude’s good.
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What did you take before you came here? Ai Nothing. Sai Something happened. You’re on sleeping pills or something? What the fuck is going on?
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Shah, man. I’m sober. I just woke up and came here.
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Yeah. Hunter Sai. Thompson’s a very famous writer from the counterculture movement.
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He wrote this paragraph in that book, man.
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Does Johnny Depp play him in that movie?
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Look ai yeah. Good old Johnny Depp, man.
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That’s sai fun fucking movie. I don’t know if you ever seen it. I’ve seen Muslim Moathing in Las Vegas. It’s fucking great. It’s a great movie, and the book is really great too. He was, a fascinating ai, like, probably one of my well, not probably. One of my favorite authors ever.
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He he that book that’s out there,
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you said it’s a first edition. Yeah. It’s ai, diaries of his. Right? Like, he just kinda wrote Mhmm. His thoughts and, like, what he did throughout that day. Charles Bukowski has a book like that.
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Mhmm.
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What is it what is it called? Like, The Captain is Out to Lunch?
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Something like that.
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Right? Yeah. Felipe Esparza put me on to that book. Ai, okay. When I did his podcast, he he has a couple Ai Bukowski books in his little ai.
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Oh, no shit. Yeah. Shout out to Felipe.
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I love that dude. Yeah. Dude, sai talented.
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Friends with him forever. The captain is out to lunch, and the sailors have taken over the shah, Charles Picasso. Yeah.
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So it’s it’s kinda like that Hunter Sai. Thompson book. And, in both in both of those I like I like both of those books a lot. I’ve read, like, half of that one. I’m gonna buy that one. The but I like what Hunter S. Thompson, he said, because he’s he’s talked about being in this hotel ram, and he says living on pills, phone calls unmade, people unseen, pages unwritten, money unmade, pressure piling up all around to make some kind of breakthrough and get moving again.
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Get the gun off the rails, finish something, croak this awful habit of not ever getting to the end of anything. Yeah. Dude, that’s man. Yeah. I feel like I’m there right now. Yeah. But I don’t know if I care as much as he did because he at least wrote about it.
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And I just kind of been like, Ai get to it.
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Well, you’re a lot younger, first of all. And
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it second of all, like, he was already
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a successful writer that was trying to, like, get the the fire stoked. You know? That’s the thing. This is a great book. You can keep this. I have oh, that’s not it. Sorry. I thought that was a war of art. We have piles of them.
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Oh, yeah. I saw it out there. Yeah.
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We have Steven Pressfield gave me a whole box of them. I’ll give you a copy when we leave.
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Okay.
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That’s a book that will help you a lot because it’s basically just about that. The book is just about overcoming this resistance that people have to work. It’s hard. It’s hard to make yourself work.
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It is.
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You know?
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Well, Sai ai I have this thing where, like, I can’t help but to, like, obsess on a subject and lose a lot of interest in another subject or other subjects. But, like, I I I mean, I yeah. I choose what I like or whatever. You know what I mean? Yeah. But, like, to a degree. Does that make sense?
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Mhmm. So, like, it’s like chasing butterflies. Like, sometimes it’s ai that yellow butterfly. Like, I just gotta keep fucking fucking with this butterfly right here, and there’s so many other butterflies around. But then sometimes it’s the blue one.
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So, like, comedy is like the blue ai, and then, like, other shit is like other butterflies. I started in the automotive YouTube channel with my buddy.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah. It’s not super big, but it’s so fun. And it’s just like little challenges that I find in it, you know, like learn this, learn how to do that, learn how
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to do this. In automotive in terms of, like, repairing stuff?
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Like, what do you We put, we got a nineteen eighty nine two forty s x. It’s my buddy’s car. He bought it for, like, $600. And, he wants to put an LS in it. But before putting the LS in it, he wanted to blow up the original motor. So we put nitrous and turbo on it, but without tuning it. So there’s there’s no computer telling it, like, how to do it safely or or, like, efficiently.
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So it’s just ai God. And we didn’t blow up the motor. We blew up the coupler for the turbo, though. So, like and the motor sucks now. Like, it won’t stay on.
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But So this is a Nissan?
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Yeah. An ’89 Nissan two forty. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. It’s it’s a
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horrible Why’d you choose that car?
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That’s my friend’s car. He just
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Oh, he just got it lit around?
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Yeah. Everything we find is pretty much Facebook Marketplace.
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Oh, okay. And so then you’re gonna drop an LS into that?
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Yeah. Yeah. We ai but maybe. Look. That’s the
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channel. Channel. Formula bean. Oh, nice.
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Yeah. We chose that name because, like, I feel like Formula one is ai like, you know, it’s ai pinnacle of racing, and they have all these such intelligent engineers working on these cars, and they make these great motors and stuff. And I feel like this is the exact opposite.
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Oh, dude. You’re doing some real cars. You LS swapped an R34GTR?
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That’s more like clickbait. It’s just sitting in the car. We didn’t, like, hook it up or not. Oh, okay. We had to take that car to get ai.
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Click on that. Click on that. Those Skylines are legendary cars. Those are legendary.
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Oh, yeah. He got that he got a deal on that car.
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They’re hard to get, man. They but they couldn’t import them into The United States until, ai, a few years ago. Twenty five years after the production. Right? So they were the people have done shit like that before. I’ve got I went down a rabbit hole the other day of, ai, like mods and all the different things that people have done to ai.
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This is just one dude. He has this insane metallic deep purple, like a dark purple.
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Ai purple three probably. Have you
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bro. It is so beautiful.
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It’s like a it’s like a big it’s like a cardinal sin, though, to put a a LS in a ai.
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Oh, right. You sana use a Japanese engine. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. The RB, it’s the original Skyline motor. So that’s a that’s an r 34 GTT. So that comes with the RB 25. The GTR, which is, like, the super famous Yes. Super expensive one, comes with the RB 26. But
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So you really know your shit, man. I’m learning. I have an r 35. I have a NISMO.
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Oh, yeah. You told me one time, I think. Oh, I love it. One guy tried to sell me one of those, but I couldn’t do it. It was too it was out of my price range. I have Ai have an r 35 too, but not a NISMO.
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Well, you get the thing about r 30 fives is you could turn it into exactly what an Nismo is.
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Yeah.
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I mean, everything is moddable. Yeah. I mean, these cars have been around for so long in the community of modders for both them and a lot of JDM vehicles, like, Supras, like, the 02/4240, z’s, the old ones. There’s a whole company now that is in The UK that takes, two Nissan or Datsun.
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It was back when it was Datsun Datsun February and turns them into these fucking sick streamlined sports cars with, like, a wider tires, much more horsepower, super lightweight.
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Just like to do that.
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Oh, it’s so exciting. I love Japanese sports cars because you get the best of both worlds. You get performance and reliability. Like, if you meh, like, a g t r, those are, like, one of the most reliable cars you can ai, and it’s ridiculously fast. That’s my shit right there, son.
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I, that’s what I have. You ever take it to a track?
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I have not taken the g t r to a track. Yeah.
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You got a Nismo. You gotta take it to a ram?
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I ai. But I only been to a track a few ai, and the last time I went, was a Corvette thing. I went with them. Ai I’m we’re actually gonna build a a track, rather a studio on the track. Oh, yeah. That’s our next move. Yeah. We’re gonna build a studio at COTA.
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So we’re gonna have two studios. We’re gonna have a regular studio here, and then we’re gonna have a studio at the Circuit Of The Americas.
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That’s fucking sick.
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So we’re gonna be able to take people around the track and then do a podcast right afterwards.
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Hey, hire me as a driver.
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52:39
Can you drive? Are you good?
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52:41
I do okay. I got the fastest lap time at Speak Vegas. You ever been there?
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Did you really?
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Yeah. The fastest? Yeah. For, like, a few hours, and then some dude beat me.
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What were you driving?
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Porsche GT three RS.
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Oh, okay.
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I was competing against my, cohost on the channel there, my buddy Luis. It’s a username underscore a f on Instagram. Horrible username. But, anyway, we both got the the same car, the Porsche, to, like, compare lap times.
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Oh, nice. But I had
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him beat by, like, eight seconds or something like that.
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Well, he probably doesn’t know how to drive it. Also, those cars get a little scary. The rear rear ai.
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I mean, you have an instructor just telling you what to do. Mhmm.
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But Ai didn’t You hit the gas harder.
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Yeah. I broke a little later. Yeah. Hit the gas a little harder. I almost spun out, but I I wanted to find, like, the limit to the car. But, yeah, I want on my, like, second lap, I almost spun the car out, but I was able to keep it.
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Yeah. Those cars are just designed entirely for racing. That’s a crazy car that you can get a race car for the street. When we went the last time meh went to Kota, we went for Corvette. So Corvette has the new z r one and, It
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53:46
hold it holds the record. Right?
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Yes. At
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at, what track ai it? Nurburgring. Nurburgring. Yeah.
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It holds the record in basically every single track that it’s ever entered into.
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53:55
Holy shit.
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Yeah. They’re just just it’s a thousand horsepower from the factory. And then the record at Nurburgring that they did, which is the record only for American cars, it’s, for the z r one x, I believe it’s I I believe the time is six minutes forty nine seconds, which is insanely fast, and it wasn’t driven by a professional driver.
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54:17
It’s driven by the engineer. Yes.
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Right? The engineer broke the American lap time record. So everyone else is using Formula One drivers. They’re using the sickest drivers on Earth to get the most amount of time. So a professional driver that I follow, this guy, I forget his last name, Misha something or another, on YouTube, He analyzed the footage, and he sai, you could shave ten seconds off this.
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Yeah. Which
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is crazy. The oh, here it goes. Pro driver says Corvette zero one could have gone ten seconds faster at Nurburgring. Who is it that said that? Is it more than one pro driver sai that? Yo, Misha. This guy. This guy is great. I follow his.
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54:53
Oh, I follow him.
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54:53
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. What is his, channel called? Let’s give him a shout out, young Jamie.
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54:58
Ten seconds in the world of racing. That’s ai a lot. Yeah. That’s that’s that’s a lot.
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So it’s Misha, m I s h a, and the last name, I don’t know how to pronounce it, is c h r o u d I n. Shar Shah? How would you say that? Sharoudin? Sharoudin. Sharoudin? Anyway, cool ai. Great channel. It’s dope. So he analyzed it, and he drives that track all the time.
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Like, his whole channel ai at the track. Right? And he’s a nasty driver. He drives wicked. It’s fun watching. Calm too, man.
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55:32
He’s he’s just hauling ass.
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55:33
Well, he knows that track ai the back of his hand. He’s always at the Nurburgring. Like, the the those track days on there all the time. So he drives a whole bunch of crazy cars, including g t r’s, all kinds of crazy shah, different things that people have put together and modded.
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And so he says with someone more comfortable with the car, he’s ai, a sub six minute and forty second time, which is what they achieved, is relatively easy and possible, he would say. He said, maybe they’ve already done a lap with a pro driver and will release later when they find it necessary.
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So what Corvette likes to do though, they like to do their lap times with the people who built the car because they feel like the people who built the car, like, intimately connected. Instead of farming it off to some formula one psychopath, get the actual guys who designed and engineered the car. And if these guys are breaking records, they’re great drivers.
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Don’t get me wrong. I drove with one of them in when we were at Kota.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah. And I drove the car. I drove that z r one. It’s the best car I’ve ever driven in my life. Yeah? I’ve driven a lot of cars. Takes corners badass? It’s insane. It’s insane. It’s got the power ai an electric car. The acceleration is bananas. It’s nuts. It’s zero to 60 in under two seconds.
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It fucking flies.
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That’s crazy.
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It has massive downforce, huge wheels, sticky tires, and you’re going around these corners ai you can’t believe the amount of grip it has and the stability of it, the balance of it. What kind
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of tires do they put on those?
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They’re cup tires. I don’t know what the exact it’s I I believe they’re I don’t sana sai. But I think they’re Michelin cups.
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57:10
I wish I knew how to, like, fabricate my own suspension for cars. Really?
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You’d wanna do all that?
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Yeah. I wanna learn. I don’t mean I don’t wanna make my own suspension. I kinda I mean, maybe one day. I don’t know. I do wanna learn how to fabricate other parts, easier parts, but I feel like all the cars I buy, that’s, like, the the most important thing to me is, like, handling.
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57:31
Oh, yeah. I bought a, shout out to this dude. I’m a shout I’m a shout out his page. He’s got some cool stuff on YouTube. Christie, was it?
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57:41
Christie Classics Garage? Let me make sure I’m getting that right. He, he sold me a 1973 Plymouth Barracuda, but it has a front end from a ’71 Barracuda.
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Oh, ai front end. Yeah. Four headlights.
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Yeah.
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That’s the front end.
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That that was bad. That’s the one.
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That’s the one. Yeah. That’s the one. I have a ’70.
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He, he had less swapped it. Look. That’s the one. That’s the one I I bought. I love that car.
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That looks like a ’70. Oh, that’s the original front end. That’s the original front end before they swapped it out.
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No. No. No. That’s the ’70 three. ’70 one front end.
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It looks it looks like no. That’s not. Because it only has one headline on each side. Oh, no.
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No. No. You you know, you’re right. That’s the
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right one. 73. Yeah.
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Yeah. They wrecked into him. He had to swap
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it. Oh, I see. I see. Yeah. My mom had a 71 when I was a kid.
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What? Yeah. Dude, your mom was kicking ass.
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Yeah. It was pretty dope. Dope car. I learned how to drive on it.
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58:33
That car, he had less swapped it. And the suspension is pretty tight, but when I got to it has no speedometer. So when I got it to, like, what I assume is somewhere over a 100, yeah, the steering wheel became a little scary.
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Oh, there’s
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a little too sensitive. The front end is so, like, light.
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Well, it’s also the steering sucks. Their their steering was so
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58:54
Well, yeah. He he has, like, aftermarket on it. Like, I just I don’t know what ai he did to it. I gotta take a deeper look into it. I bought it and then just hauled ass back to Dallas. Yeah. And once I got on once I got on the highway closer to my house, a Camry was getting cocky. So I was just like, nah.
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59:11
I gotta show him this. Ram?
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Yeah. But the Camry was getting cocky? Oh, that looks great with that 71 front end. That 71 front end is gorgeous.
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59:19
Yeah. Look. That’s think that’s when we bought it.
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My friend, Brigham, has a 71. It’s badass. It’s so nice.
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59:25
This dude has everything LS swapped. He has people sending him work from, like, other states even. Really? Yeah. This dude does good work.
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59:32
The LS swapped into a Barracuda? Oh.
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59:35
Yeah. No. That’s, like, more blasphemy like the Yeah. Like the thing we did with the Ai. Like
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you wanna see the dopest Barracuda you’ve ever seen?
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59:42
Yeah. Hell yeah. Jamie, pull
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up mine. Oh, shit.
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I
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had one made by Roadster Shop. This is the craziest barracuda ever.
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59:49
Roadster, they make the frames and shit. Right?
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They make everything. Damn. They did everything. And they put a a they put a a racing engine in it, a Mercury racing engine in it. Bam. So it’s ai a 9,000 RPM racing engine. Holy shit. Oh, it’s nasty. It’s so crazy. This is fine. Yeah. That’s my car. This thing is bonkers.
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And it’s got a roll cage in it. It’s all, like, the interior is gorgeous, but it’s six speed vatsal transmission, but it sounds like an exotic car.
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Oh, yeah.
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America. Fuck yeah.
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Hey. You got one cup holder? Yeah. Me too. Yeah. Fuck everybody else. My my interior doesn’t look as nice as that one, but
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that’s one thing our
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coolers have in common is the the cup holder.
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Yeah. Well, vatsal the interior is totally different than
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the I think you’re sick, bro. You have that. You got an Nismo. You have good taste.
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Yeah. I like stuff.
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01:00:58
What’s your gayest car? The gayest car? Yeah. What’s your what’s your car that you like?
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I guess ai Tesla. Your Tesla. Yeah.
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Ai one takes the cake.
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I mean, if you wanna ask the average person, but I love it. I drove that today. That thing’s awesome.
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Yeah. That’s your daily ai? Yeah. I usually drive it all.
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I drive it all the time. It’s it’s a Model Sai Plaid, and it’s also, it’s customized. So this company called Unplugged Performance, they take a Model sai, and then they put carbon fiber fenders on it, wider track, wider tires, upgraded suspension, changed interior.
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Hey. Do you have tinted windows? Yeah. Ram? Nobody ever recognizes you in traffic.
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Recognize me. Yeah. Yeah. They’re like, what
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the fuck?
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Usually, they say hi. Yeah. Like, hey. What’s up?
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You don’t get weirdos? I feel like you’d get the most weirdos out of anybody.
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Meh some weirdos, but most people are nice. Most Yeah. Most people the most people in the world, the reason why you can get on the highway and no one’s just slamming into each other, and the reason why you can go to the mall and everyone’s not stamping ram stampeding over people, it’s because most people are nice.
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Yeah. Most people are cool.
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Most people are cool until they start, you know, running out of women and resources.
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01:02:02
Right. In cells. In cells. They get dangerous. They get on the meth. In cells. They get radicalized online.
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Yeah. Don’t do drugs. Take care of your bodies.
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01:02:11
What are the tires on the Corvette, Jamie? Do we look do we find out what they are? I don’t know. They’re super sticky. Yeah. You you drive it. You’ll go you’ll go insane.
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It’s the greatest car ever. Tire will make a big difference, man.
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Huge difference. But it’s also the mid mid engine. When they switch the Corvette architecture from that front engine ai, from the c seven to the c eight, Michelin yeah. There is Ai Speak four s. And I think you could use cup tires too, I think. I think it’s an option.
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01:02:39
Meh engine cars, they seem to be dominating on tracks,
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Well, the balance is so good. When you have that balance of the engine in front of the rear wheels, first of all, you have massive amounts of traction because all that weight is back there. There’s always a problem with that front engine.
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01:02:54
The only time Sai think the front engine can beat, like, a mid engine thing, I think, is if, like, the track has different, elevations. Like, like, what is it? Like, Laguna Seca, I think, has, like, a huge downhill uphill thing.
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Oh, where it helps you to have the front engine bias?
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01:03:09
Yeah. I think I mean, I’d imagine that’s the only place it probably can make a difference because, like, when you’re coming, what is it ai? Man, I think I saw a video on it one time, and I I didn’t have the volume up because my kid was asleep, but I’m pretty sure that’s what they were talking about.
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Like, what are you know, on the on the side of the track, they have the, like, the, like, the stripes, the red and white Mhmm. And sometimes they go over that. Right. You know how sometimes yeah. Yeah.
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So if you’re going off of one of those and you’re also going downhill, I’d imagine you’d want, like, a front engine. I think you’d get the grip faster as you’re coming down. Whereas if the motor was in the back, I think you’d have to ai catch your balance a little more than a front engine. I could be wrong, though.
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I don’t know.
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The motor’s in the middle. See, that’s the thing. The motor in the back with the Porsche, you have to learn how to use that pendulum effect as you’re driving, you know. But with the guys who are really good at it though, they use it to their effect. Like, they steer with the throttle.
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01:04:03
Sai, like, as they’re turning, they’re they’re hitting the gas. The ass end is kicking out, and then they’re they’re modulating it, and then they’re going straight. Mhmm. So ai that are really good at driving Porsches, it’s pretty beautiful to watch because they just know how to use that rear engine bias.
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01:04:17
But the thing about the Corvette and also the Cayman, the Cayman GT four, it’s another amazing mid engine car, is that engine in front of the rear wheel wheel in the center of the car makes the car perfectly balanced. Oh. You just feel so confident. Even when the tires break, you feel really confident that this car is under control. And the Corvette has so much downforce.
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01:04:41
It’s so well engineered. I mean, these guys gave us before they let us drive, me and Hinchcliffe went down there. And before they let us drive, they gave us, like, this full tour de force explanation of the engineering involved in this car and what the goal was. It’s the most ridiculous production car that any American company’s ever put out by far.
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01:05:00
The more you get into cars, the more you get into, like, physics and balance.
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Yeah.
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It starts off as, like, oh, shit. Like, 340 horsepower and 400 pound feet of torque, and then later on, you’re just like, dude, that thing is so balanced.
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01:05:12
Yeah. Saloni is everything. And, really, for thrills, if you really wanna enjoy a car enjoy a car, it’s not about how fast you go. Like, this whole lap time thing, it’s cool because if you like going on a ram, and I do like going on a track, it’s fun. And it’s fun to have a car that’s really good at moving around ram and driving fast. But in the real world, what you want is sensory experiences.
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That’s what you want out of a car.
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01:05:39
What do you mean? Sensory
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You wanna hear the sound. You wanna feel the gears as you’re shifting. You wanna push the clutch in and pop that sucker in a third and let off the clutch as you hit the gas. You wanna smell it. You wanna feel it. You wanna re to really, you sana manual transmission and a manual steering. You don’t even want power assisted steering.
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01:06:01
So you want a light car, like an early 09:11. If you really wanna feel, like, what’s the ultimate thrill of driving, it’s a really well sorted out air cooled nine eleven.
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Air cooled nine eleven.
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Oh, those old Porsches are so light. You can get them to, like, 2,000 pounds and they strip things out of them.
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01:06:23
Oh, those are, like, stupid expenses now. Right?
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Yeah. They are now. But it depends on which model. You could still get some models ai the g body models. They’re pretty reasonable until people start realizing that and start scooping them up too.
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Yeah.
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But there’s some that don’t look quite as good, but fuck what it looks like. Meh that out of your head. You would you wanna just just experience the car. Like, when you drive, like, a you can get, like, a 19 let’s find out what a how much is a $19.82 $9.11 cost? Let’s see if we can find one.
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01:06:55
I hate that. I I just recently started getting into Porsches. Ai like I hate that. I like them now.
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01:07:00
They’re great.
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They are. They’re really but they’re so but they’re so expensive.
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They’re so
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01:07:04
they’re also good investments.
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Yeah. They’re worth more money after you buy them than they are when you buy them. They’re this one of the rare cars that will continue. Okay. There’s a beautiful one. That one’s
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01:07:14
Oh, yeah. Those are sick.
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01:07:15
That one’s $70. That seems like somebody has, put some they probably put some work into that one. What does it say in terms of what’s been done to it? Oh ai god. It only has a 100 miles on it? That’s crazy. You know, when I
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01:07:30
first started making money, I I felt like I was buying cars like that. They were more ai collector tyler, but now my garage is so different because I I I don’t like that.
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01:07:40
Jamie, don’t go back to that.
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01:07:41
I like to fucking put miles on them.
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Yeah. No. I hear you, but this is nuts. To find an ’82 Porsche with that, that low amount of ai, that’s crazy. A 100 miles?
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01:07:51
I would LS it. I’ll Biden LS it. Elliot, I got one of those, but not that year. You go back up. Yeah. Skyline right there.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. I got a different one, though. I got a
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01:08:05
What one do you have?
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01:08:06
I have an the 1971. Oh, really? Yeah. It’s an original. But that that car, that’s one of those cars that I’m like, I don’t know if I should keep it or not because it’s it’s so valuable as long as I don’t fuck with it too much.
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Oh, it’s an investment. If I if I had that car, if I was you, I ai keep that sucker well maintained, don’t drive it anywhere, hold on to it, enjoy it. That’d be worth a million dollars someday.
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Ai don’t know. I think I’m gonna less it. That would have been a
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hassle foot. Does it have the original engine in it?
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01:08:34
The original engine. Yep. Oh, man.
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01:08:36
I wouldn’t fuck with it if it was you.
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01:08:37
It still smells like the Japanese dude who used to drive it to work.
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01:08:40
This is crazy that this car only has a 100 miles on it. So that car is not gonna be fast in comparison to a modern car, but, boy, will you enjoy driving it. That is an enjoyable car. You drive that car. You feel everything. You you it’s ai you’re in a ride.
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I don’t know I don’t
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know what year they started doing this, but they have a
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01:08:58
Oh, it says there’s 8,000 miles on it. 90,000. Yeah. What? I just I didn’t buy it.
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01:09:03
Oh. 100 miles on the
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01:09:04
new engine, maybe. Eight thousand four hundred and seventy five, Jamie.
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01:09:09
Eighty ai seven five eight.
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01:09:11
Is that is that the last one? Is that up to the next mile? When that goes over to zero, does that make a six?
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Usually, it’s a different number or a different color or something.
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01:09:20
Oh.
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Those cars tracked up to a 100,000. Right? Yeah. Ram maybe not. Maybe it’s 9,000.
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01:09:26
Ai, does it go six, seven, eight, nine, sixty? Does it do that?
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I don’t know. Just I don’t know.
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01:09:31
Hey. That’s still not bad. What do you use it? 82?
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01:09:34
So either way. Yeah. If it’s an 82, but that doesn’t make any sense. Why ai, I think they’re saying it has a 100 miles on a rebuilt engine.
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01:09:40
Let’s see
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what it says. Something was fully restored.
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Fully restored. That’s it. Okay.
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No miles.
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01:09:45
Original engine ram fully restored. No miles. Okay. So it only has a 100 miles on the original or the engine has been fully restored. Okay. That makes more sense. So it’s got a they’re lying then. You can’t say it has a 100 miles because then all the ram all the other shit, ai, the suspension, everything else sai got all those miles on it unless you swapped out every fucking component in the car.
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01:10:07
They they have a weird, the transmission. I don’t know what year they started doing this.
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01:10:13
Oh, the dogleg when it down to one?
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01:10:15
No. No. Well, the thing, it just feels different. Like, I forgot what I forgot what it what it was. My buddy bought one, the guy who run the channel with Luis. So this is, like, the cheapest Porsche ever, but it looks so good. He made a whole YouTube thing about it. Like, he made videos on it.
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01:10:31
He got this Porsche for, ai, I think it was, like, $3,200, $3,600 or something off Facebook. The dude was like, meh. It’s it’s sai o seven Porsche. He’s like, the motor’s kaput. It’s it’s no good.
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01:10:42
So my buddy goes to check it out, and it has a knocking in it, and the and the the paint is just real ugly. And, he buys it. He’s like, fuck it. I’m a just take the chance. Maybe maybe it’s simple fix.
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01:10:54
And, he takes it to our buddy, Brian, back in, Fort Worth to get it painted. So now the paint is just brand new, but the motor still knocks. And, my dad pulls up to that same shop that same day to get a truck painted, and he’s like, oh, what’s up, Luis? And they ai to race the truck, it’s an OBS versus the Porsche. And Luis floors it, and after he floors it, the knocking goes away.
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01:11:17
It just never came back, and the motor just runs fine. So it just came up on, like, the cheapest Porsche.
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Do you have a video of this? Is that online?
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01:11:26
Yeah. Yeah. Bro, it’s all over. Like, can you pull it up on the Formula Bean YouTube again? It has to be on there. Like
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01:11:33
That’s crazy.
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01:11:33
Yeah. And, the the only thing other than that, I think, was, like, the wheel alignment or, like, it was, like, shaky with it. But I think the, I think what he said what it was was the tires had been sitting for so long that they kinda, like, reflect. Scary. Yeah. So
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01:11:45
you just drive on old tires, man.
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01:11:47
Yeah. We just switched them out. It’s ai, fucking no problem. Look.
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Engines make noise. And that is race a car. Oh, it’s a Cayman. After the race, it stopped making the noises. Let’s change the oil and see what we find. Well, there’s really two
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01:12:01
things That’s after the paint job.
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01:12:02
Put some fresh gasoline in the car and the race. I mean, if I was gonna replace the engine, why not just race it? If it blows up, it blows up. But ironically, the opposite happened. The old owner warned me that the engine needed to be replaced. And I think you can get a pretty good idea on the health of the engine by doing an oil change.
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One, it looks disgusting, but let’s see if we see any metal shavings in there. Taking apart the old filter, I noticed a lot of sludge. But using a magnet, I don’t find any metal shavings. Ai. Let’s go magnet fishing. Next up, let’s check the oil.
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01:12:36
This dude’s really smart. He’s he was an engineer for Lockheed Martin. To know. Ai I convinced him to quit his job.
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01:12:42
Really?
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01:12:42
Chunks. Yeah. So maybe not that smart if you let me convince him to quit, but That means we That
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01:12:46
This sounds more fun. Yeah.
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So what was that noise? Because of the condition of the oil, I’m thinking some sludge got stuck where it wasn’t supposed to. Maybe it was a lifter tick, and when I finally drove it hard, it blew out the sludge. Or maybe it was something in the clutch.
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01:13:01
Alright, guys. Let’s see how it runs.
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01:13:05
How much did you need
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01:13:06
for this?
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01:13:06
But now it
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01:13:06
sai Like, 3,600 volts.
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01:13:08
Oh, that’s insane.
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01:13:09
That’s crazy. Right?
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01:13:10
What a great deal. And that’s a great balanced car. The Caymans? Yeah. Those are
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01:13:15
super, super well balanced. It drives really good. That’s his daily driver now.
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01:13:18
Oh, that’s dope.
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01:13:19
That dude only buys cars if they, like, suck. Like, he wouldn’t like, you won’t catch him buying something from a dealership. He’s never bought something from a dealership.
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01:13:27
He has, ai, some cars
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01:13:28
on yeah. The dude’s fucking crazy smart. So I met him through our other content creator friend. There’s a dude named Papika. Fucking hilarious dude, even funnier in in real life. We have the same media manager, so So anytime Papiko wants to come to my shows, you know, my manager would just give him tickets.
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01:13:48
And I’m performing in Dallas one day, and Papiko shows up with our other buddy, Ivan, and with this dude. And he’s like, hey. These are my buddies. They’re also content creators. You know, they met, like, at a TikTok convention or something. I don’t know where content creators hang out.
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01:14:03
And, first thing he tells me, he’s like, hey, man. Let’s, let’s swap your Skyline. I heard you got a Skyline. And those are, like, his favorite cars, my favorite cars. I was like, fuck. No. I would never do that.
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01:14:13
And he’s like, well, if you ever wanted to do anything, just let me know. So I told him I had bought an r 32 g t r, and I wanted to do work to it, but I I was like, I wanna do it. I wanna I wanna learn how to fuck with it. You know what I mean? I was like, can you teach me with it?
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01:14:27
And I was like, I’ll pay you whatever you wanna teach me. He’s like, alright. Well, I’ll go over, like, on such day. Because it was a coincidence that we both live in DFW. So he comes over the house one day, and and we arya, like I think the first thing we did was maybe change the exhaust on my Skyline, or maybe it was a suspension of my Impala.
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01:14:44
I remember one of those thing. And I was like, well, what are you gonna charge me? He’s like, nah, man. I don’t care. He’s like, it’s just fun.
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01:14:50
You know, make some content from it. Like, never charge. We just kept hanging out, and now we’ve done, I don’t know, how many fucking projects together. We went ahead and just started the channel together.
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01:14:58
How far arya did you get him to quit his job?
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01:15:02
I think, like, a year into knowing him. I tried after, like, a week of knowing him, but he’s ai, I don’t know, man. He’s ai he he grew up, very, like, you know, you get a you get a job, you keep your job security. Like, he grew up under that.
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01:15:18
Most people.
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01:15:19
Most yeah. And so he You’re a comedian.
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01:15:22
You’re ai, fuck it. Yeah. I’m like, bro. Burn it down.
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01:15:24
Chase your fucking dreams. Fuck a job. There’s so many jobs out there. Like, they’re always gonna be there. But he he said even before being a content creator, he thought that was, like, impossible. He’s like, shah. Like, that’s that’ll never work. And then, you know, just went for it and saw other of his ai.
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01:15:41
I think, like, Ivan, our our our barber buddy go for it, and it, like, just started working. I think he made a video. I think during COVID, it was when he started getting a lot of following. He made a I don’t know what he made a video of, and he so he just kept at it. But to actually quit his job was, like, the
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01:15:55
next step. That’s great, man. Look, those things are super popular and there’s a real market for ram. I know because I watch them all the time. I watch shows all the time online. Do you know about Stance Elements?
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01:16:09
I don’t think so. Okay.
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01:16:10
There’s a great channel you should follow called Stance Elements. This dude is building a Ferrari f 40. Building.
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01:16:17
Oh, shit.
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01:16:18
So what he did was, he bought all the parts that you could buy online for a Ferrari f 40. He bought quarter panels. He bought roof panels. He bought front fenders, hood,
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01:16:31
all that jazz. Yo, Ferrari doesn’t like that shah, though. Right?
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01:16:33
They hate it. Fuck them. He’s he fabricated the entire frame. He built the frame. He built the interior roll cage. He made it dope as fuck, man. He made it ai and he’s in the middle of this project. This project is probably gonna that’s not an FAn f 40. That’s a three zero eight.
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01:16:51
That’s a very cool car too, though. So he got an engine from an even more powerful Ai. So we got a crate engine that he installed into this thing. So you can scoot that. This is like he’s just talking about different projects he did. That was his, original m five, which is another great car.
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01:17:07
So look, fabricated this entire frame. They did all this, and they, you know, like, he meticulously measured and matched and then TIG welded all this stuff together, And this is what he’s putting together. He’s making this car. So it’s going to be, like, his version of a Ferrari f 40, but it’s pretty sick. It’s gonna cost him fucking shitloads of money, man.
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01:17:30
That’s so speak, though.
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01:17:32
Oh, yeah. Like, he’s pretty far ahead past this now. That’s what it’s gonna look like ultimately at the end, which is gonna be nuts.
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01:17:38
Gas Monkey did that too, and and I think I think the story with that was, like, Ferrari did everything they could to try to stop them from getting parts
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01:17:46
or something like that. I think he got all the parts before they knew what was going on.
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01:17:50
Now now for the next guy who wants to do one of these, Ferrari’s gonna be ai Oh, yeah. If anybody’s ordering a bunch of parts ai crazy, they’re probably gonna be like, hold on. This is suspicious.
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01:17:58
If Ferrari catches you repainting your car like a crazy color, you’re fucked. They’ll sue you. Yeah? Yeah. They go crazy. Didn’t they go after that designer? What is his name? Philip Plein? Is that his name? He had ai a, sai ai a green Ferrari. Like a like a crazy metallic green that he must have either put a wrap on it or change the paint, but he was doing all this promo stuff with his Ferrari and they sued him.
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01:18:26
Wow. Yeah. That’s that’s the car. Ferrari wins legal case against designer Philip Plein use of supercars, but he says it’s not over. Like, look at the color on that.
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01:18:37
That means so that means, like, he bought it from Ferrari
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01:18:40
Yeah.
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01:18:40
And must have signed something. Right? That’s like
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01:18:42
I guess.
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01:18:43
I agree not to
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01:18:44
Look at this.
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01:18:44
Some shit.
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01:18:44
It said he’s been ordered to pay Ferrari $352,000 in compensation to the Italian car manufacturer. The case relates to a spring two thousand eighteen runway show that Plein held in Milan in June 2017. During this event, Pleinfield featured a host of exotics, including Ferraris, Lamborghinis, and McLarens, and Ferrari was none too pleased with this.
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01:19:07
They took issue with Plein’s social media posts claiming that by posting photos of his fashion collection with Ferraris, Plein was unlawfully appropriating the goodwill attached to its trademarks to promote his own brand and products. It added that Plein’s post tarnished the reputation of Ferrari. Like, what what reputation? Coked up dudes in Miami? What are you talk what the fuck are you talking about?
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01:19:33
What reputation? That’s crazy. That’s a lot of money. He has to pay them $352,000 in comp in compensation and reimburse attorney’s fees to the tune of over $29,000. He has to pay them the attorney fees? Yeah.
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01:19:48
In order to remove any images from his website and social media platforms that show any Ferrari model, moreover, the court said that a Plein am I saying his name right?
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01:19:57
Yeah.
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01:19:58
Plein Plein, refuses to delete a post depicting a Ferrari or shares a new one, he will have to pay a fee of £10,000. Is that pounds or is that euros? What’s that? Euros? For each image or video. That’s crazy.
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01:20:13
Dude, that sucks. Oh. That’s a mortgage.
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01:20:15
Shortly after this was made, he went to Instagram and promptly shared an image of his bright green eight twelve Superfast claiming that he will appeal the ruling. That seems crazy. That all he did was show his stuff with Ferraris? Like, what about rappers? Can they not use a Ferrari if they’re doing a music video?
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01:20:34
Like, if you got a if you’re a rapper and you bought a dope car and you wanna have your dope car in your music video, does Ferrari fucking sue you?
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01:20:43
Yeah. Yeah. I’m I’m trying to think back now. Have I even seen, like how many Ferraris have I seen in music videos?
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01:20:49
I mean, you always see, like, cool cars, Lambo doors, especially old ones. You go back to, like, old rap videos. But, like, an actual Ferrari. That’s a good question. Deadmau5. Oh, he got in trouble too. Right? Because he had a ram on his. They sued him as well. Right? Yeah.
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01:21:08
I gotta find me a Ferrari, but not from Ferrari. Like, I gotta find it on Facebook Marketplace, like meh friend with the Porsche.
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See, that’s what hit the back of his car. Look at that color. Isn’t that a dope color? It is. I love that color. That is the same color. It’s a similar color rather to what Corvette has. Corvette has a new one called Roswell green for their z r one. Looks sick. He sai, Ferrari says he was using the vehicle to add value to his products and elevate his status as a designer. Okay.
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On the surface, this seems petty, but it dig a little closer and you’ll find you agree with Ferrari.
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No, I won’t. That’s what I ai agree
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with, bitch. German fashion designer was not only taking pictures with scantily clad women washing the Ferrari, he had also been known to employ the likes of Chris Brown and Takeshi six nine in his fashion shows, two men with a history of perpetrating sexual assault and other unsavory acts.
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Okay. That that’s not a 100% fair though, because did Chris Brown commit sexual assault? I thought it was just, you know, domestic domestic violence. Yeah. He didn’t rape nobody.
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I don’t think so. I think they’re just I don’t know what happened with Takeshi sai nine either.
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I don’t know that story at all.
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I know he’s a rat. So what about the Miami Vice? What’s the That’d be
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01:22:28
hilarious if the article was ai, yeah. And he associated he associated with the snitch.
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You know what’s crazy is ai those are really expensive. Oh, look at that. The Miami Vice one, a Corvette based Daytona kit was used. Once Ferrari got wind, it took action. Oh, interesting. It’s but it says Ferrari was so much more fun in the nineteen eighties, and instead of just asking the producers of the show to take badges off or stop using the vehicle, they asked for the Daytona to be blown up on screen.
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Uh-huh. The moment ended to be one of the most pivotal moments of the series and the great spectacle. The brand was even a good sport about the whole thing and offered the show a real Ferrari Testarossa, the brand’s flagship at the time to be used for the remainder of the series.
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So, yeah, Miami Vice was known for that Testarossa, that white Testarossa that Don Johnson used to drive around in.
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Yeah.
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Sai this Ferrari was cool back then. They said, you used a real car, bro.
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I only know about that Ferrari because of the Wolf of Wall Street. What is it? The intro, he’s like, no. No. My Ferrari was ai. Like Don Johnson’s on Ai Vice.
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Yeah. I don’t like the Testarossas. I have a friend my friend Sana White from the UFC. He has a Testarossa. I think they look like trash. The Testarossas? Yeah. I just think it’s a crappy looking car. It’s just I mean, that’s not interested in it. I mean, I’m sure it’s fun to ai, but for some people, that was their car when they were a kid. That was the car that they wanted.
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For me, it was always Porsches. Porsches and muscle cars. Those are the cars that I wanted when I was a kid. Those Porsches, like, the turbo with the fat ass
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Oh, yeah.
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Like, if you go, like, Google 1985 nine eleven turbo. That this was when I was a senior in high school.
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That was the first thing I liked about the Porsches, the the fat asses. Because you stare at them, man. Like I was saying, like, you get into balance. When I look at that, I’m like, look at that thing. I think it would never flip over.
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But then you can go with the BBL version of it, which is that, that dude in Japan who makes
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his smart body. White. Yeah. Everybody was flaming them when when he was, gluing the parts on.
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Look at that. Sexy. Yeah. ’19 eighty five nine eleven Turbo. Look how sexy that is. When I was a kid, that was the car, man. I saw that. There was a dude at a gas station that I worked at. He pulled in with a Porsche. It was the first time I ever saw one up close. I was like, holy shit. Look at this thing. It was just like that. It was a white one.
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I’d like to have one of those one day.
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Yeah. They’re cool. And again, that car, you’ll feel everything. You feel everything, man. It’s ai they’re so mechanical. You you just it’s just a sensory overload. So it’s more fun. Even if you’re not driving fast, like, my Tesla is fun, but one of the reasons why it’s fun because it’s preposterous.
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It goes zero to 60 in one point nine seconds. It’s just silent. It’s just gone.
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I don’t know. Ai meh silent.
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The light turns green, it’s gone. It’s just it just takes off. But you have more fun in a light car like that going slower. Yeah. You don’t even have to speed. Like, you just you just it’s the feeling of ai, the running through the gears. Ferrari has not sued owners solely for changing the paint color or applying a wrap.
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However, Ferrari has taken legal action against owners who have significantly altered the car’s appearance, especially when it involves modifying or replacing the Ferrari logo or when the car is used in ways that damage the brand’s reputation. So that’s what Ferrari
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was saying. I don’t know how many ai. I I meh, there’s only been a couple ai, and I won’t say who because I don’t I don’t want to get them in trouble. Ai seen cars, Ferraris that have been ai, and, the the logo is the the horse pulled ai a giant boner.
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01:26:07
Where have you seen that?
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I can’t tell you now. Why can’t
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you tell me?
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Want them to get sued, man.
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Alright. Don’t tell me. But yeah. It’s kinda stupid though that a car company could think that it could stop you from altering things. Because, like, think about, like, the g t r’s that we’re talking about, like, a big part of the whole community and the culture is the altering of those cars.
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Yeah. The big part is the ai.
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Yeah. I think that’s that’s part of what got them so popular is Yeah. That they were so easily tunable and and and, you know,
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easy to modify. It’s a big part of it. And the same thing with Porsches. I mean, there’s so many outlaw Porsches out there where people take Porsches and change all kinds of things on them. And, like, the the that gentleman what is his name again that does the, ram welt Porsches?
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01:26:51
I I don’t know his name.
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He wears
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the sandals and he swears cigarettes all the ai.
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Yeah. That guy is fascinating because he does everything by hand. Yeah. He he makes all those wide body Porsches by hand and, like, those It was
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01:27:02
like a wait list. Right? To get him to to fuck with your Porsche? Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. He just comes to your shop. He’ll travel with fucking cartons of cigarettes. I think he drinks Coca Cola and just fucking
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That’s it, man.
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Carves it up and, you know I
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01:27:16
like his style. They’re dope. Sai very ai grandma tyler, just Coca Cola and cigarettes. Yeah. I feel like that’s shit that my grandma would send me to the store for.
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Flip flops. Yeah. He’s just out there smoking cigarettes and working on
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the car,
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but that style of car, that wide body style is, like, very controversial. Some people think it’s gross, like, what have you done to a Porsche? You’ve cut up one of the great pieces of engineering and design, and you’ve turned it into this fat hooker.
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01:27:43
That’s something that I, like, didn’t that’s one thing that kept me from liking Porsches for so long was that, like, Porsche owners were very anal about stuff like that.
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Yeah. Well, Porsche less less Porsche than Ferrari. Like, for Ferrari, it’s ai, you know, it’s a sacrilege to do that. But that does look pretty fucking dope. That looks sick. That looks pretty goddamn dope. And there’s giant ass wheels and tires they have on those things. The grip must be sensational. I love that thing.
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I wish I I would I would do that. If I own the Porsche, I would call that dude. I’d be like, ai. Do this stuff, man.
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01:28:17
Look at that. Look what he did to a a that’s a the first or the last of the air cooled cars, I think.
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01:28:23
Hey, Luis. We gotta call the dude to work on your Porsche.
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01:28:25
That actually might be a nine nine seven. I think that is a nine nine seven. So that’s a that’s a water cooled car. Look at the wide body on that motherfucker. Oh, that looks good. That looks good. What is his name again, Jamie?
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Akira Nakai?
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01:28:41
That’s right. Yeah. Akira, like the movie.
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Yeah. So that guy’s got a whole cult following, and they do a lot of LS swaps in those cars too. Yeah. I think Wood had one of those. He had one that was LS swapped.
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01:28:56
They they, they could put those motors into, like, what is it, the Beatles sometimes too. Right? The Volkswagens? Yeah. The old ones?
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01:29:02
Yeah. Those are sick. You can put an LS in anything. They’re bulletproof. Such a good engine.
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01:29:07
Oh, and I was talking about the Porsche engines. Ai think they fit in.
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01:29:09
Oh, they definitely do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people have done that. Yeah. They put them in VW buses.
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01:29:14
I wonder if that makes Porsche people mad.
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I think the Porsche people are just a little more chill about that stuff. They’re not gonna sue you. The Ferrari thing is weird because I think that’s the only company that does that. The That goes after people for doing stuff to their vehicles.
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01:29:29
Vatsal be hilarious if ai Ford or Chevy started doing that.
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01:29:32
It’s like you can’t
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01:29:33
change your Ford Fiesta like that.
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01:29:35
Bro, you talk about lawsuits. How many fucking lawsuits would they have? I mean, how many people have altered Mustangs, You know? Come on.
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01:29:43
I like the Mustangs. I I feel kinda bad that they got that reputation for always hitting people at car meets and stuff and sliding out of control. Do they? I think it’s a Ford thing, though.
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What do you mean?
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01:29:53
Like, sai, like, on memes and stuff, not the Mustangs are infamous for, like, when they do little burnouts or when they just do a little fishtail, they end up going out of control and, like, hitting people on curbs.
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So that’s the ai, bro.
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They get made fun of a lot. They’re like, oh, it’s always in a Mustang. But I think it’s I think it’s a Ford thing. I think Ford, a lot of their cars have delays. No. Yeah.
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No. No. No. That’s not what that’s about.
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But I think I mean, that’s a driver don’t know how to For sure it’s a driver thing, but I think it’s it’s partly because, they’re they’re not used to the delay.
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What delay are you talking about?
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I think, like, and I might be wrong. Maybe, maybe it’s just I have
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a Mustang, I should just say. I have a a new Mustang. I have a but I have a Super Snake.
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01:30:34
Okay. So I don’t know how new is it, ai, brand new?
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Brand new.
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Alright. So I don’t know about brand new, but maybe still. Get in your Mustang and floor it and count how long it takes before it, like, takes off or ai to time it. It might be, like, half a sai, might be a saloni, and count how long it takes for the, like, when you let off the throttle, how long like, try to feel it, how long it takes for it to actually the the motor to stop receiving the gas.
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01:31:02
Ai, it’s it’s sai it’s ai about a half a second or saloni longer than most cars.
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What? I swear to god. Find out if that’s sai thing. It’s a delay. I’ve never heard of that before.
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01:31:12
Yeah. Or or even in a truck. I was driving a a f one fifty. It’s a it has a five o. It’s a single cab. Those things those things are
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01:31:20
fucking sick. They’re like the best trucks out there right now. Delay after flowing. This is an f one fifty, five liter. When I punch it, there seems to be about a two second or less delay on the initial pickup. That’s something wrong with this car. So I don’t
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know if it’s only the truck or Ford.
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That Mustangs.
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Try it. Try it out. I’m I’m I’m a gathering ai.
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Has no delay. No? Mine has no delay. No. So I
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was thinking maybe that’s why some people slide out of control, though, is because they’re not used to the delay. Because, again, my truck, I don’t have that truck anymore, but I’d have to kinda count for, like, alright. I’m gonna floor it and then and then but, also, when I take my foot off, like, I need to take it off a little earlier than I normally would depending on what I’m doing.
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I feel like that your car was not tuned in correctly. I feel like your car needs You
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01:32:05
could probably fix it with a tune, but that’s how they come out the factory. I ai
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not mine, man. I have a
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01:32:10
Let’s put
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it to the tune. I have a Raptor and and I also have a Mustang, and neither one of them has any problems like that. Their immediate response. Ai.
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Compare them to your other cars. Pull out the GTR. Pull out the Tesla. Okay. Pull out the Well, the Tesla’s very
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01:32:24
the Tesla’s very different than all of them because it’s instantaneous. It’s no gears. It’s one gear, and it’s fucking preposterously fast. But the Mustangs don’t have that. I think it’s a bad driver. Yeah. Yeah. The Mustangs are just, you know, it’s like You
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01:32:39
gotta try it, man. It’s non expensive. The GT R has a delay.
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It’s turbocharged. It’s a different thing. Okay? The Mustangs are five liters, so it’s a v eight. It’s the Coyote engine.
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01:32:48
But every car reacts a little different to it, like, when you floor it. Like, the the reaction time is different. Maybe Ford is just You’re
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just hanging on to this reaction time. I don’t
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know, man. I don’t know
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anything in there about delay in the throttle. One person.
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Now I
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have a problem with the Mustang that that they personally bought. One person.
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But, yeah, a Mustang like that. Yeah.
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I don’t think it’s a thing.
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I I’m collecting data. I’m not trying to hit on Mustangs. I’m trying to collect data. I don’t
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think you’re collecting data. Yeah. I think you’re talking about anecdotal experiences from cars that weren’t tuned in correctly.
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01:33:16
I want you to floor that Mustang, your Super Snake, and then tell me what the No. What the time was.
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01:33:21
I floor that thing all the time. It’s but mine’s a nor not a normal one. It’s Shelby. Okay. So Shelby North America, they take a regular
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01:33:29
Ai. I still want the data, Joe. I want you to Florida and give me the data. Yeah. Give me this give me the get that what is it what do they call them? The trackies? Where they they they, they track everything for you. It’s like an app.
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01:33:41
Oh, okay. And you you
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01:33:42
put this little thing in your cup holder and you floor it.
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2,005 to nine pull on a on a thread here. Do I have throttle lag? And some people do. Some lag, you know. These are older Mustangs.
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01:33:58
Is it yeah. A little older.
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01:33:59
But these are older ones. They’re probably out of tune. They’re probably a bad fuel injection. Something’s wrong.
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01:34:06
Bigs coming up with ai a
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01:34:07
Yeah.
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I’m just trying to collect data. Alright? Just like you do when you have all these experts come on.
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Keep saying that ai you’re a scientist.
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01:34:17
I’m not a scientist.
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01:34:18
I love that you’re doing that car channel, though. That’s that’s pretty cool. I love cars, man. I just I’d I’d love watching people fix them and work on them and modify them.
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01:34:27
Oh, sai fun.
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I I mean, it might be, like, 20 of the content that I watch is, like, car stuff. I just love it. I love when people are really passionate about something, you know, when they they work on things.
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01:34:39
Whenever I get interested in something, I like to really dig into it and learn about it. It’s just so rare when I find something that I’m genuinely interested in. Yeah. But that’s that’s the problem I was telling you is that, like, now I’m just hyper focused on this, and I haven’t written a new joke in, like, I don’t know how long.
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01:34:56
Do you sit down and ai, or do you try to, like, let ideas come to you? How do you do it?
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01:35:00
I mean, like, both. I try to let ideas come to me sai I don’t force something, but once I have the idea, then I try to, like, bryden it out or, like Mhmm. And, I wrote last night and the night before just because I’m like, bro, I have to write something down just to see if I can, like, squeeze something out.
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But lately, like, the shows I’ve been doing, and it’s and it’s worked for the most part. Lately, I just kinda go up there with half ideas and then, like, sketch them out on stage.
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So you’re trying to work on new material that way. Yeah. Yeah. That’s a great way to work on new material because you put yourself under pressure.
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Yeah. Yeah. And and and it feels more like a conversation with the crowd ai. Because sometimes I’ll just straight up tell the crowd, like, yo, what do you guys sana talk about? Because I’m out of ai. Like, and I might it might turn into a lot of crowd work, which is also fun too.
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01:35:47
At least for me, I know some people don’t like it, but I don’t I don’t know. I I’m in a weird place creatively with comedy.
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01:35:55
Mhmm.
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I Ai feel like anything I ai try to think of is just not gonna be funny.
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01:35:59
Have you been working too much? Maybe. That might be good. Are you nonstop? Or do you take weeks off every now and then?
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01:36:06
No. I’ve been pretty nonstop up until now.
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I, was nonstop for a long ai. And then one time, I decided to take a few weeks off, and I think I wound up taking a month off, or I didn’t do any sets for a month. It was weird. Ai never done that before. The only other time I did that was I had surgery on my knee. I took two weeks off, then I went on stage with crutches after vatsal. And then during COVID during COVID, I didn’t did new stand up for a long time.
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But I found out that when I took a month off, like, I I had a chance to actually think about what’s interesting to me instead of just doing jokes that I thought worked. You know? Of ai doing jokes that I thought worked. You know? So Ai had no pressure to do a show. I didn’t have any shows scheduled.
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01:36:45
So I said, let me just, like, think about life. Let me think about what’s interesting to me. Let me think about what’s to me. Let me think about what’s bothering me. Ai me think about what’s exciting to me. Let me think about what’s possible. Think about things I’m interested in.
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01:36:58
And just start writing down subjects. So for a full month, I didn’t do any performing. I just collected ideas. And I didn’t think of it in terms of, like, I’m under the gun. I have to get x amount of ideas or x.
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I just thought about it, like, every day I’m gonna spend just a certain amount of time either in front of the computer or looking at my phone, just working on ai, Just finding shit that’s interesting, and then I had a folder that Ai put all these ideas in, and then I’d sit down and look at these folder ai, no.
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01:37:28
No. Maybe that. And then I’ll write something about it, just a little bit. Just write down, like, what’s weird about it, what bothers me about it, and then go back to it the next day and expand on it. And maybe ai a little weed and fucking think about it and go, what is what what would life be like if no one figured out the wheel?
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01:37:48
What would life be, you know, what what would life be like if no one ever invested any time into figuring out antibiotics? You know, like and then you just go on a ram. Go on a ram. Write things down and then write it I write in essay form. So I don’t try to write, like, in joke form. I write about a subject. Like, what is what is about the subject that’s interesting to me?
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01:38:09
I look at it a bunch of different angles. And then, usually, when I do that, there’s like a thing in there that’s funny. One thing. I could just pull that thing out and then figure out how do I deliver that one thing.
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01:38:21
Oh, I get you.
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01:38:22
Yeah. So instead of just, like, always thinking about, like, what can I talk about on stage? What are the jokes? Think about, like, what interests you? And if you feel like you’re burnt out, if you do you have shah scheduled nonstop from now on?
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01:38:35
Nah. So my my next ai next tour starts in September, and some people were kinda upset with me because it’s ai a seven, eight show tour over, like, four months.
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01:38:46
Why are they upset?
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01:38:47
Because they’re like, hey. It’s not a tour. It’s like a pit stop.
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01:38:50
Oh, they’re thinking you’re lazy?
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01:38:51
Yeah. And then, like, people are like, why did you come to this city? Why why is it like these seven cities? But I’m like, I don’t know. It just worked out that way, man. I want fucking time off too, you know?
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01:39:00
You gotta not listen to people. Do what you wanna do. Don’t listen to anybody. I’m I’m I feel like ai.
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01:39:06
I feel like I’m barely getting to that point where Ai, like, I can finally ai that I’m ai, oh, okay. Finally, I’m here at this point. I feel like it’s ai one step at a ai. We’re like, ai. I can care a little bit less now about this. Mhmm. And I’m like, with time, I can care a little bit less about that or whatever. But it’s still tough.
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01:39:26
I also don’t I think that one of the toxic things that it could be like a double edged sword is, like, how much people let you do and help you do things. Like, if I told my manager right now that I wanted to write a play, like, the man is gonna help me write a play. Ai don’t know how to write a play. Like, I shouldn’t be writing plays, and I feel like that’s bad. It’s how much people let me do things.
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01:39:51
Ai think sometime this week and maybe next week, as part of the press tour, I’m going on some Spanish shows. My Spanish is not that great. Like, I should not be allowed to be on Spanish TV. How bad is it? It’s like if you’re if, if your first language is Spanish and you hear mine, you’re just like, that guy learned this later on.
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01:40:12
Like, he learned it as a kid maybe, but it’s not great.
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01:40:15
You know? Right.
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01:40:15
It’s like I can have a conversation. I can communicate with whoever, but it’s not good enough to be on TV. Right. And I think it’s crazy that there’s not even, like, a check. Like, there’s no test. Like, I thought at some point, they’d interview me and just be ai, do you know what this means? Do you know how to say this? Say that? Like, no.
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01:40:32
They’re just like Well,
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they’re trusting you. You say you could speak Spanish.
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01:40:35
That’s crazy, the trust they put in. Mhmm. Because it only backfire I mean, yeah, it could backfire on my agent, my manager, whatever. It could be like, hey. You vouch for this guy. Sure. But it’s gonna backfire on me more than anybody.
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Well, you could always have someone come on that’s fluent that could help you.
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01:40:49
That’s true. Ai, when
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I had, Yoel Romero on the podcast, Joey Diaz translated for Yoel. Yoel’s from Cuba. Joey’s from Cuba. So Joey would just you listen to Yoel and translate. And then occasionally, Yoel would say things in English because his his English is okay. Yeah.
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My game plan is just to, like, be straightforward with it
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Yeah.
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And just be ai, look, before we go deeper into this, just know I might fuck up here or there.
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01:41:13
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just say that. Yeah. But that that does happen in the Mexican community, though. Right? They get a little mad if you can’t speak Spanish.
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01:41:20
Oh, bro, they hate you. It’s crazy. But fuck it. I just think I just think it’s that’s just the the funny ai of double edged sword about, like, the entertainment industry, though, is, like, people will give you the tools to, like, try whatever you sana do next. But why do you think that’s bad? Because sometimes I think it’s bad because you can set yourself up for failure, humiliation, like, Or success. Or success. True.
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01:41:53
But that’s why it’s a double edged sword. Do you do you did you ever watch that movie top ai? Chris Rock’s movie top five? No. I saw that movie in the in the theaters when I was, like, 18 maybe, 17. So he’s basically, like, playing himself.
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01:42:07
It’s it’s about a a stand up comedian who Ai think he’s if I remember correctly, I think he’s getting upset because people don’t take him seriously as as, he directed a movie and acted in a movie, and people are kinda trashing the movie. And he’s just ai, what the fuck? Why don’t people see I’m more than just a comedian? You know?
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01:42:23
And I think towards the end of the movie, he he ends up getting arrested, and he’s in he’s in, like, the city jail. And across from him is DMX, like, as DMX. He’s doing a ram. And and DMX is ai, yeah. I know what you mean. Like, nobody understands.
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01:42:40
Like, I don’t always wanna rap. I wanna sing too. And DMX starts singing some song, but it sounds horrible for to to DMX’s voice. And so the lesson there is, like, kinda like know your space.
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01:42:50
You know
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01:42:50
what I mean? Like Know your lane. Know your lane. Yeah. Yeah. So so I think that’s the dangerous part is sometimes you might lose sight of what your lane is, and you can go into you you venture out, which is cool. It’s fun, you know, creatively. But then it’s like, hey, you might fucking imagine if somebody gave Meh, like, a tour where he was just singing fucking country songs or something.
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01:43:13
Like, it’d be entertaining, but it wouldn’t be great. You know what I mean? Right. But if you could
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do it, you gotta give him a chance to possibly pull it off.
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01:43:20
That’s true too.
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01:43:21
A lot of people have done that. Like, Post Malone’s got a whole country tour.
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01:43:24
That’s true. And it’s I
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01:43:25
I went to see it. It was great.
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01:43:26
But that is a that is a very talented man. I don’t hear what ai says.
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01:43:29
Very talented man.
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01:43:30
So it’s like you have to know how seriously to take yourself too.
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01:43:34
Well, sort of or you have to not think about it. Like, he’s like a ai, he kinda stays stays toasty. He keeps rolling. He’s I don’t think he ponders it too much. I think he does what he wants to do.
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01:43:46
Yeah. But, like, me, I I know myself well enough to know, like, I know Post Malone. I’m not starting a a car channel out of, like, I’m gonna be the next fucking Top Gear.
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01:43:56
Ai, now starting it because you’re interested in cars, which is a good reason to start it.
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01:44:00
Yeah. But I also know myself enough to know that, like, yeah, I’m just kinda like, I’m keeping it goofy. I’m keeping it light. Yeah. I I’m not I’m not necessarily, like, what’s it ai? Yeah. I don’t know how to explain it to her. I’m just trying to make sure that I don’t end up being DMX in that jail cell. You know what I mean?
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01:44:18
Do you worry about that? Is that something that you you worry about something
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01:44:21
up? I mean, some sometimes to a degree. Ai I think I know myself well enough to know, like, like, Sai like, I’m trying to act. I’ve been doing auditions and stuff. And I think that, like, I have a pretty good gauge of, like, if if I land landed a role and I heard, like, the, the feedback on it, I think I’d know, like, alright.
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01:44:44
That’s like, when it when it’s valid and when it’s not. You know what I mean? But my biggest fear is that, like, what if what if I did get, like, such a huge ego ai I’m like, oh, these idiots don’t know what they’re talking about. Like, I’m so talented. Like, that’s I feel like that’s scary.
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01:44:59
That’s a scary, part of the entertainment industry is, like, when when you believe the wrong stuff or I feel like you shouldn’t believe any of, any of it. Right? Like, they sai, the good comments and the bad comments are none of them are true.
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01:45:14
Well, none of them are gonna help you. You should figure out who you are. Yeah. But the thing about what you’re saying that’s that rings really true is that a lot of people grossly overestimate what they’re capable of doing or how good they’re doing something. And a lot of that is if you get famous, then you have a bunch of yes men around you, a bunch of people kissing your ass, and the stuff that you’re putting out is it’s not the best.
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It’s not what you’re capable of.
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01:45:39
You have to know how to, like Yeah. Toe the line between, ai, confidence and just, like, cockiness.
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Most great people that I know kinda hate what they do. Not not hate what they do and that they don’t love it, but they they’re very self critical. I think it’s one of the ways that allows you to objectively analyze what you’re doing. And you have to, like, make this battle between you don’t wanna kill your own confidence, but you don’t wanna be overconfident.
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01:46:02
And you kinda have to be hypercritical about your own work. Because if you don’t, you’re never gonna get it to where it needs to be. But then, you also have to feel realize at one point in time, you’re too close to it to see it the way other people are gonna see it. If I’m working on a bit for, like, three or four months. Right? And ai, like, frustrating and I’m twisting it around.
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01:46:20
I’m adding to it and subtracting, and I’m trying to make it right. Like, ai, you’re so close to it that you don’t even know that it’s funny anymore. And you don’t wanna lose that enthusiasm for the bit either. So there’s this balancing act for, like, paying so much attention to it that you hate it, but then falling in love with the idea again before you do it on stage.
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Treating it as if it was new.
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Yeah. Treating it as if it was new.
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01:46:50
That’s that’s hard for people. Yeah. That’s that’s the dance because the worst thing is seeing a comic on stage is bored with doing stand up. Yeah. Oh, my god. You know, or people seeing people complain before they go up. I can’t believe we have to do a second show tonight. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
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01:47:08
You you could be working in a bakery somewhere in front of a fucking hot oven, sweating your dick off. You could be a logger. Yeah. You could be a logger getting abducted by aliens. You could be doing some terrible fucking job that sucks.
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01:47:21
Instead, you have literally the greatest job in the world, and you’re complaining you have to do it again. Gotta reset your bryden. Reset your approach and and treat it like you love it again.
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01:47:30
For anybody who’s been to my shows and has not liked the crowd work, I I’m sorry for that, but I’m having fun with it. And I think the majority of the audience is having fun with it, especially the ones that I’m fucking with. They’re, like, talking to, you know?
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01:47:44
Wait. Do people complain complain that you’re doing crowd work?
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01:47:46
Well, I’ve had a couple meh over the summer where they’re just like, hey, man. You did a few jokes, and then you just were talking to the crowd the whole time. It’s like, but the thing is that it’s fun, and I don’t wanna complain about my job because it’s either that or you watch me open mic it or do rehearse jokes.
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01:48:05
And it’s true. You can tell when a comedian is not enjoying their job. Yeah. And you hear comedians talk about it, they’re like, ai, man. I was doing that joke, and then one day it just stopped working. And it’s like, yeah.
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01:48:15
Because people probably can tell where you’re you’re you’re just not feeling it anymore. Exactly. You’re not force you’re forcing the joke maybe. Right. And I don’t wanna go up there and force jokes, and I don’t wanna complain about my job because my job is fun.
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01:48:28
Like, I’m beyond blessed to have this fucking job. But it’s fun if it like, I feel like comedy works when you’re present in the moment. Yeah. You know what I mean? If I go up there and I try to force something and I’m just like,
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01:48:41
ai. Like,
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I’m the same old Ralph from six years ago. Let me do the same old jokes. You know what I mean? Like, people are gonna tell.
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01:48:47
You know
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what I mean? So, like, right now I’m having a lot of not that I’m a keep just only doing crowd work, but I I I would do very minimal crowd work before. Like, I’d I’d go on stage and I might do, like, fucking five minutes tops. Whereas now, I might do, like, twenty, thirty minutes of it.
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01:49:04
But it but it’s if it’s fun, it’s fun. Like, it’s like with the Porsche and then the dude who with the Japanese dude who’s, like, shaping them up. Like, people might get mad, but, like, if it’s cool, it’s cool. I feel like comedy’s like that too. Ai, people If
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01:49:16
you’re having fun, that’s what’s important. As long as the audience is laughing. If some people aren’t enjoying it, well, they won’t go see you again.
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01:49:23
That too. And it’s not like I’m going up there and, like, fucking like, I’m having fun, but 90% of the audience is ai, this is horrible. Like, shah. Like, I’m pretty they’re they’re laughing. You know what I mean? I just do feel a little bit of, like, damn.
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01:49:37
Some people don’t like crowd work.
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01:49:39
Some people don’t. Yeah.
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01:49:40
Yeah. Some people just wanna hear jokes.
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01:49:41
If if if I have a 100 people at my show and, like, three of them don’t like ai, though, that does fuck with me. I’m just like, fuck.
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01:49:47
Those are the ones that are gonna comment too.
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01:49:48
Yeah. The ones that don’t like it fucking people, man.
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01:49:51
Are more likely to meh. I let them down. Well, you can’t really listen. You gotta know. Right? Everyone has to know. And the worst thing is when you don’t know, like, if you have a bad show and you think it was good, we’ve all known guys like that, especially in the beginning.
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01:50:05
They thought they did well. They’re like, bro, I’d kill myself. Wow. That’s sai. That’s ridiculous. Yeah. Like, you think that was good? It’s terrible. It’s just people get delusional.
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01:50:13
That’s a fact. But, you know, you you just gotta be able to self assess. Yeah. You know? And if you’re self assessing, you can’t read the comments because it’s just gonna get in your head and it’s gonna distract you from thinking about new things.
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01:50:27
The amount of attention that you spend paying attention to other people’s opinions is attention that you could be spending improving what you’re doing as long as you’re aware of what’s good and what’s not good. But sometimes you do get too close to it. Sometimes you need friends to help you out.
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01:50:42
You know, sometimes you need that’s one of the great things about having a club like the mothership or the comedy store was a bunch of comics around. You could say, I got this bit, and it’s fucking I’m stuck. I’m stuck with this. And then someone will say, do you still do it when you say this?
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01:50:56
And you go, no. I don’t do that anymore. That was a big part of it, man. You gotta say that. I’m like, you think?
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01:51:00
I thought I could edit that out. Like, no. No. No. That makes it better because it sets it up for later.
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01:51:05
Ai, oh, and then you go and try it that way. And you’re like, oh, shah. He was right. Yeah. Like, sometimes you need your friends around you to tell you, like, oh, you know, maybe you’re doing that bit.
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01:51:14
You’re doing it in a different way than you used to do it, or what if you added this, or have you ever thought about it from this perspective? Like, imagine the person that’s saying that. What are they thinking? They’re saying something crazy. What are they thinking? Like, oh, yeah. I never thought of that one.
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And then you have a whole new element of the bit.
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01:51:29
I was touring with my buddy, Renee Vaca. He’s very funny. He’s big into crowd work. But, I feel like touring with him helped me work out a few bits. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Because I was like, man, I was worried that I’d go out there and, like, not be able to keep up. You know, you sana be as funny as the funniest person on the show.
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01:51:46
So I was like, what if I go out there and, like, this fucking crowd hates me and they’d ai this, whatever. But I was like, I’m sana just do what I do and people like him or, like, on his team who don’t see me, perform every weekend are gonna talk about the parts of my set that stood out the most, ai, the best and the worst.
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01:52:04
They will. They’ll have to. Like, you walk off stage, they’re gonna be like, hey. Why’d you say that? Like, they’re gonna make fun of me if I fucking bomb.
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01:52:10
Or if I kill, they’re gonna be like, hey. That was funny. Like, you know what I mean? Right. So I was like, I’m gonna just do the fucking sai, and they’ll give me notes, like, without me asking. Like, I’m sure they will.
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01:52:19
And I felt like it worked. Stuff that I was in my head, like, is this working? Is this forced? Like, I don’t know. I’d walk off stage and Renee would be like, why the fuck you say that? That was fucking weird. And I’d be like, nah, he’s right. He’s right.
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01:52:31
And then it, like, helped shape the bit over months, you know?
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Yeah. For sure. You’re having people that you could bounce ideas off is huge. It’s huge. And having comics that pay attention to your set and give you notes. I mean, Chris Rock used to hire guys just to watch his set. He’d hire a team of comics to sit in the back and they they would he would do a set at the Comedy Store and then they would meet up and go over the material.
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Damn. Yeah. So they would have notes. They’d all say, you know, I liked how you did this. I liked how you did that.
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01:52:58
I felt like this one was ai you’re a little less animated this ai. And the last set, you’re, like, a little more aggravated about it, and I think it made a bit better.
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01:53:06
You ever tried that?
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No. No? No. I haven’t done I mean, I’ve got definitely gotten notes from friends before, you know, and which is great. Like, when someone will sit back and give you some tag ai and shit, that’s pretty dope. I love when people do that. But what Chris did was pretty intelligent, very intelligent. And but he got a lot of shit for it because people were ai, oh, he hires writers.
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01:53:26
I’m like, I don’t think that’s what he’s doing. It’s not like they’re writing his set. He’s he’s writing his set and then he’s bouncing it off some of the best writers in comedy.
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01:53:38
Oh, yeah.
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You know, which I think I think is a really good way. He used to do it with Richard Jenny when some of his best stuff. If you go back to, like, his what I what I believe is his best specials. His early specials arya fucking incredible. And, you know, a lot of that was him working with Richard Jenny in that capacity.
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01:53:54
Ai like when he did that bit. I think it’s ai a legendary bit. Chris Rock, bullets bullets should cost $5. It’s like there’d be no more innocent bystanders. That’s fucking hilarious.
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He’s got a lot of great ones.
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01:54:07
You know you know a lot of bangers. One of the you’re here in one of those bits where you’re like, Sai wish I would’ve thought of that. Oh, yeah. One of those bits is, it’s one of my favorite all time jokes. You hear Louis CK when he talks about, like, he’s afraid of new places.
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01:54:19
Like, that’s that’s his biggest fear of hell, is that he just won’t know how things work down there.
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01:54:23
No. Ai would do it
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01:54:24
a bit. It’s ai something about like, he’s ai, what if you’re walking through hell and then, like, some demon comes out of a hallway and he’s like he’s like, makes you suck his dick. He’s like, I suck my dick. And then he’s like, how do you even know when a demon comes? Ai, it’s like then then he comes, it’s like fire ants all over you, and then he leaves, you know, and then, like, some other demon comes and he’s like, hey, man.
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01:54:44
He’s like, you don’t have to suck that guy’s dick. Like like, this is hell. He’s like, this is just some demon. He’s like, you better pace yourself. You’re here for eternity. You know? Like, that fucking that’s dope. I’m like, bro, I wish I would have thought of that. Like, it’s just right there.
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01:54:55
Like
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01:54:56
That sounds like a Louis Zegay joke. That was
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01:55:00
fucking genius. That dude that dude’s fucking genius.
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01:55:02
Yeah. He’s great. The fucking he gave me a bunch of great taglines once at the improv.
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01:55:06
Yeah. Sat and watched my set and had
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a bunch of fun lines.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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01:55:09
That’s fun to do. I like well, Louie did that a lot with Chris as well. He did that with Chris Rock.
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01:55:14
They’re, like, in the same class order?
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01:55:16
You know, they all were doing it together in New York at the same time. Yeah. Hey. Do you ever act? Ai, the the Not anymore.
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01:55:24
No. No?
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01:55:25
No. I stopped doing that a while ago. I don’t like doing it.
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01:55:27
You like
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01:55:28
it? I’m too busy. I’m too busy, and it’s not what I I mean, I I didn’t mind doing it, but it’s It’s
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01:55:33
not the butterfly you wanna chase?
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No. You can’t chase all the butterflies. Mm-mm. No. It’s, like, it’s too time consuming. You know, if you’re acting, you’re on set all day long. You might work sai days a week, fifteen hours a day. It’s a lot, especially if you’re doing a film.
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01:55:47
I didn’t think about that. I did a Sai did a commercial for Verizon in Spanish.
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01:55:52
Oh, yeah?
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01:55:52
Like, big thing. Again, they should have checked my Spanish first. That’s on there.
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01:55:58
But Did people complain about respect? No.
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01:56:02
Dude, you have no idea. They made me talk to a dialect coach because they didn’t have a problem with, like, like, it wasn’t a it wasn’t an issue of, like, oh, he doesn’t know how to say this word or that word. No. It was, like, it’s fine. It was my accent. They said Ai I I spoke a northern Spanish, which sai mean, yeah, my family’s from, like, the Northern part of Meh, but apparently, I didn’t know Ai I I like, I don’t know my my Spanish isn’t well enough to, like, depict accents from different parts of Meh.
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01:56:32
Right. But I guess it’s the Mexican version of, like, country.
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01:56:36
Oh, sai you’re like southern.
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01:56:39
Yeah. But over there, it’s northern. Yeah. And they don’t like that. They they said they wanted it to be a more neutral Spanish, that they sana me to sound like I’m from, like, a city, like a big like, Mexico City or some shit. So, like, I had to read we filmed, like, all day, right, the commercial, then there’s no talking because the ai is all, like, in my mind.
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01:56:58
Oh, I see.
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01:56:59
And so at the end of the day, they had me, like, record the lines into a ai, and I’m just ai, easy money for you.
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01:57:04
Sai what was the difference in the way you had to pronounce the words? Sai can you give me example? Yeah. Like,
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01:57:12
apparently, the way I talk, I ai I had to say the words with no like, I had to say them, like, how do I explain it? Like, just straighter. Like, I don’t know, man. It’s it’s ai
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01:57:24
Give me an example of the words.
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01:57:26
Like I had like I had to ai I had to say like, but I I can’t, like it’s like if you took a dude ram, like, the fucking country, like Alabama, and you were, like, you have to talk, like, if you were just from fucking, I don’t know, Northern California, like or where is what’s what’s Yeah.
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01:57:47
Northern California is a good
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01:57:48
one. Right? They don’t have, like, a accent. Right? It’s like a one yeah. Yeah. So it’s, like, it’s kinda tough.
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01:57:55
Well, it’s not tough for people in America because you hear all those accents.
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01:57:59
Well, for meh, it was tough because, like, I don’t live in Meh. So I’m like, you want me to talk like people I didn’t grow up around? Like, I’m talking like all the people I grew up around. So it’s ai it was a little foreign to me. You know what I mean? Yeah. Ai I had to rerecord my lines back home in Dallas, which wasn’t a big deal. I just meh talking to the the dialect coach. It’s just like, no. No.
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01:58:20
No. Say it like this, though. And I’m just like I I feel like I I know people say I talk very monotone, like, very laid back, but I feel like I had to do that more in Spanish. Like, instead of just saying, like, hey. To to plan for on Ai. I had to be like, to plan on Verizon.
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01:58:37
Like, I had to talk like the fucking dude at the end of a commercial who’s ai, subject meh vary to change. Like Oh, a fast guy. Yeah. So I could do it, like, fast and, like, no accent. So I couldn’t I feel like Sai I feel like I couldn’t move my mouth a lot.
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01:58:49
Like, I had to just, like, whisper it out. And then that’s when they finally liked it, which Sai I mean, they paid me very well. Like, shout out to Verizon. I’m not complaining. I just think it’s funny that they were just, like and they didn’t know at first because it it’s, like, different types of, like, Latinos working on that commercial.
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01:59:06
It was, like, a Puerto Rican dude and Venezuelan dude. You know what I mean? And so it took
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01:59:10
the Mexicans to recognize the difference in the accent.
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01:59:12
The, the girl who was, like, the costume designer or whatever, she was just like, hey. This dude talks country as hell. Everybody’s like, what? She was like, I better not let him talk like that.
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01:59:23
She was cool as hell. I loved her, but in my mind, I was like,
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01:59:25
motherfucker, like
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01:59:26
That’s funny. They probably would have released that and people would have got mad then.
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01:59:30
I don’t think so. I think Ai? I I feel like maybe people from my part of Mexico would have been like, hell, yeah. Right. That’s us. We feel represented.
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01:59:37
Right. Like, if you had something in America and you had someone talking in a Texas accent, no one would care.
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01:59:42
Yeah. You wouldn’t. Yeah. You just be like, alright. Fuck it.
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01:59:45
Maybe they just know the Mexican market different, though.
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01:59:47
Yeah. I guess because they they wanna make sure they appeal to, like, all sorts of Latinos and may I don’t know. Maybe maybe a Puerto Rican dude would hear that and be like, what the fuck is this goofy ass dude saying?
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01:59:58
Have you ever thought about doing shows in all Spanish?
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02:00:01
Yeah. I would I would like to break into that. But I
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02:00:04
Tom Segura has done a bunch of those.
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02:00:05
Bro, I saw him in Spanish. He was hilarious. I’ve I’ve never seen Tom perform in English. I’ve only seen, like, you know, like his specials or, like, on YouTube. But when I saw him in Spanish live, I was like, bro, this this fucking
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02:00:15
He’s got fluent Spanish. And most people don’t know that, which is funny because he’s had he’s had people talk shit in Spanish around him because he looks like a regular white guy.
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02:00:23
Yeah. But he’s not. He spent his summers, like, in Peru or something like that. Right? Like, growing up.
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02:00:27
I mean, he’s fluent. Well I mean, he could do shows in Spanish. Yeah.
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02:00:31
Yeah. Yeah. He told the story about, like, like a German prostitute or something like that. I can’t remember the bits. All I remember was thinking, like, meh, this dude’s, like, fucking doing master kung fu up there.
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02:00:41
It is master kung fu if you can kill in two different languages. That’s pretty wild. Yeah. There’s not a lot of humans.
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02:00:47
Ai like Tyler style versus fucking crane or whatever. Right. Ai, like
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02:00:50
Like, what percentage of comics can kill in two languages? It’s gotta be the smallest percent. Sai mean, it’s probably a handful in the whole world.
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02:00:58
I sana film a I wanna film a special, like, in Japan, but I wanna do it, like, at like, just to fucking, like, troll comics, like, in The States, where, like, I don’t want people to know that it wasn’t a real special. Ai, I want maybe just a promo for a speak, and it’s just me in Japan but killing it in front of a Japanese audience, but I’m not speaking Japanese at all.
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02:01:23
Like, I’m just doing the same English jokes. And and Ai wanna promote it as if I recorded it over, like, a Japanese tour and just everybody wonder, like, what the fuck? Like, was it English speaking Japanese people? And
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02:01:37
Well, you just gave it up already, so it’s not gonna work now.
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02:01:40
Ai would I’ll still fuck with the people who don’t listen to your podcast.
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02:01:43
They’ll find this they’ll find this recording. They’ll go back and find it. He was planning on trolling us.
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02:01:50
I got you. Why is
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02:01:51
that even interesting to you? Why do you wanna do that?
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02:01:53
I just think it’s funnier to fuck with people. And I just think that it’s I just think it’ll make me laugh to watch, like, a trailer for a special where I’m just like
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02:02:01
Killing in Japan.
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02:02:02
Yeah. It’s ai to people who have no idea what I’m saying. But, like, I want people to wonder, like, did they know? Was there a translator or something? Well, a lot of
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02:02:09
people in Japan speak English. You probably could do shows over there. And there’s a lot of expats over there. Like, if you wanted to do a show in Japan, you probably have a lot of expats and British people. Expats. Meh people that left America Oh. Live in Japan. There’s a lot of those. It’s really cheap to move to Japan. They’re they’re actually encouraging people to move to Japan.
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02:02:29
But I
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02:02:29
saw a YouTube video on that.
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02:02:30
This
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02:02:30
dude would I think he moved from, like, LA or somewhere in California. And for, like, a $110, he got, like, a acre and a half or something like that or more maybe.
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02:02:39
Well, Japan is experiencing population collapse. What? Yeah. They’re not having kids in a in a replacement rate. So replacement rate means, like, if there’s two parents, you should have, like, three or more kids. Like, you you have if you’re trying to replace the people that are here, when you think about how many people are gonna die of old age, how many people are gonna die, how many people are gonna live, how is the population sustain itself over the course of the next x amount of generations, well, you have to have a high replacement rate.
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02:03:10
And right now, Japan has a very low replacement rate. Like, it’s spooky low. We’re at the point where they’re they’re in a panic, and they’re trying to figure out how to encourage people to move to Japan, how to get people in Japan to have kids.
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02:03:23
Oh, because there’s, like, Lot of insults, though. That’s what it is. But no. But Ai saying is, like, they’re I mean, that’s that’s gotta be ai scary because if if they’re not replacing people, that means, like, fucking jobs won’t get
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02:03:38
Not just jobs. They’re gonna the country’s gonna go under there won’t be any people left. What do
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02:03:43
you mean? There would be the I mean, there would just be way less people, but it’s not like they’re gonna all disappear.
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02:03:48
Well, they’ll all die off. And if they don’t have kids
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02:03:50
I’m worried about, like, who’s gonna fucking, you know, farm and take care of the animals and shah.
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02:03:56
Yeah. Well, there’s gonna be less of that too. But they’re the probably probably the people that will have kids is the farmers and the rural people. But what is Japan’s replacement rate? It’s very low. Right, James?
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02:04:05
Not replacement rate. We’re alright. Right? We’re not not you know, not that ai crazy?
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02:04:09
A little weird too. Yeah? Yeah. We’re we’re in a weird situation too. I feel like there’s a lot of people here.
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02:04:15
That their girlfriends are ready.
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02:04:16
Well, that’s good. That’s nice. There’s a lot of people here, and there’s a lot more people aren’t having kids than have ever before. It’s it’s different. We’re not in danger, but, like, South Korea is in danger. Like, South Korea, the replacement rate is really bad. Yeah. I think it’s something crazy, like, how many people that are alive today will have grandchildren, and it’s very small.
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02:04:40
Fuck, man.
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02:04:41
Yeah. But you don’t think about it that way because you just look at all the people that are there right now. Right? If you’re in Japan, you see all this traffic, like, oh, their population’s fine. If you go to Korea, look at all the people. But the reality is these are people that are alive now because the baby boomers, then generation x, and then people were still having kids, but the amount of people that are having kids right now is lower than it’s ever been.
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02:05:04
So how do we fix that?
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02:05:06
It’s hard. Because you’re gonna have to make people attracted to each other, and some people just aren’t attractive. Some people put no effort into that. Some people arya social out cast, and they’ve lived their life that way. So Japan’s population is shrinking. Here’s what it means and what some are doing about it.
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02:05:21
So Japan may have the longest national life expectancy about eighty five years and the world’s largest city, Tokyo, but the nation’s population has has been in decline for fifteen years. Last year, more than two people died for every baby born, a net loss of almost a million people.
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02:05:38
And now the island nation is on pace to shrink in half by this century’s end. Diminishing population is Japan’s most urgent problem, says Taro Kono, ai high ranking minister of Japan’s parliament. Kono nearly elected prime minister in 2021, said he intends to seek the highest office again and believes the country should prioritize combating the population decline. It’s a giant issue.
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02:06:02
There are less and less number of younger generation. All the burdens are on the young generation, and they won’t be able to sustain, so our society is going to be breaking up. Economy is just going to stagnate. Pretty nuts, man. Japan’s military recruited only half the people it needed. There’s a labor shortage in every industry, including the government.
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02:06:25
Vatsal you.
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02:06:26
Thank you. Crazy. Right?
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02:06:28
It’s crazy that the the cure to this is just, like, don’t pull out.
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02:06:34
Ai Well, not just don’t pull out, but actually raise your children.
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02:06:37
Yeah. That too. You know?
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02:06:38
And have a bunch. Yeah. Have like, that’s why Elon has, like, 19 kids. He does?
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02:06:42
Oh, he’s got a ton of them. But I think
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02:06:44
you’re supposed to take care of the kids. You’re supposed to be around them all the time. How you gonna do that if you have 19? Yeah.
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02:06:50
It’s like a little village. Yep.
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02:06:52
That’s a lot of people. Kondo says he’s one of thousands Japanese in monogamous romantic relationships with fictional characters. What?
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02:06:59
Ai sai he’s
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02:07:00
That’s the guy? No. No. Who’s that? Oh, that’s this guy.
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02:07:04
That guy. That guy’s in a
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02:07:06
Oh, yeah. He looks like he needs to be in a romantic he married an anime character in a formal ceremony in 02/2018. Oh, Christ.
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02:07:16
Animes was fucking it up. Look at this dude, man.
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02:07:19
He’s in a monogamous relationship with fictional characters. Almost half of Japan’s millennial single singles, age eighteen thirty four, self report as virgins What the fuck? Compared to barely twenty percent in The US. That’s a lot in The US. There’s twenty percent 34 year old virgins. That’s crazy.
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02:07:40
Oh, self reported.
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02:07:42
Right. Sai mean They might be ai? Lying host? How many of
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02:07:45
them are ladies? How
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02:07:46
many of them are ladies with a body count?
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02:07:48
Bro, but here’s the thing. It’s like, fuck, man. Why this this sounds like the the the plot of, like, a funny movie. It’s ai we gotta we gotta make these guys get laid, you know? Right. But they’re actually fucking getting into relationships with anime characters. It’s like, do we want that guy to have more kids? You know what I mean? That’s a good point.
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02:08:06
That’s a good point. And what girl’s gonna wanna be burdened down with that guy as your provider? And also, you’re gonna have to have sex with ai. Like, you’re not gonna be attracted. You know what
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02:08:14
I mean? Should do is they should outsource. They got
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02:08:17
doing that too.
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02:08:18
Yeah? Yeah. They’re bringing in a lot
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02:08:19
of people from other countries.
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02:08:20
They gotta bring in people to train these guys.
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02:08:24
Oh, to train them.
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02:08:25
Yeah. Ai, I got douchey friends who are, like, on dating apps and sai, and they’re just fucking they’re just sleazy. You know what I mean? They’re out here trying to go out on dates, like, every fucking night with girls. Send these guys over there. We pay them a handsome price, and we get them to make their, like, hinge profiles for them and just fucking ai. You know?
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02:08:42
What is this, Jamie? What are you showing me?
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02:08:43
A village in Japan that has a bunch of puppets around.
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02:08:47
What?
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02:08:49
Because of population decline? Yeah. Oh. And it make them feel
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02:08:53
like they’re or surrounded by p
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02:08:54
I don’t know. Oh my god. So weird. To to combat vatsal loneliness, creating colorful mannequins resembling their loved ones. What? That’s depressing. Mimicking the vibrant life. So they have dolls everywhere, mimicking the people because they’re in such population decline.
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02:09:14
There’s fucking people in Japan who hate, like, tourism. Motherfucker, you need me out there. Yeah. Well, there’s people that were the grandchildren, the people that survived the bombs. Oh, that wasn’t me. I was Oppenheimer. A bunch of old white dudes, you know?
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02:09:31
Yeah. I wasn’t there.
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02:09:32
Yeah. Come on. My grandpa was in Mexico doing you know what? Creating two families so that we don’t have your problems.
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02:09:39
There you go.
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02:09:40
We have a I have a uncle that my mom found on Facebook when I was, like, in high school. It’s ai, you know, one of my grandpa’s I I I know it’s, like, a bad way to put it, and I love my uncle, but he’s, like, one of his bastard children. You know what
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02:09:52
I mean? Yeah.
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02:09:53
And, I just thought I don’t know. It was always hilarious to me that, like, my mom just found this dude and and, like, brought him over. And my grandpa was just ai, hey. Like, how you been? Because my grandpa apparently used to go check up on him from time to time. Wow. But it’s just so funny to me that my grandpa like, nothing ever happened. Like, oh, yeah. I didn’t tell you ai. Like, those were his vibes.
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02:10:16
You know what I mean? We all went to a baseball game together. Wow.
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02:10:21
How weird was that? I didn’t think he was too sai for him?
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02:10:26
Nah. I thought it was cool. I don’t I don’t think he, like, needed my grandpa. Like, I think he grew up with, like, a father figure, like a stepdad or something. So I don’t think he was like like, oh, my dad. You know? I think he was ai of he probably I mean, I don’t know what all his emotions were. I imagine that’s hell, you know, beneath.
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02:10:45
But, like, on the outside, he was just very nice to me and, like, he’s he’s cool with my mom. He’s cool with Mount Go. Sai think he I think for him, he he I will say this. For me, he was the first relative that I on my mom’s side that I felt like I really related to. He’s the only one on my mom’s side that looks like me too. Wow. And my my mom, my uncle, my cousins, they’re all, like, tough.
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02:11:15
Like, I’ve seen them all been been questioned by police in handcuffs, and they don’t break. And, like, even my meh, and I’m I’m sitting there, like, whispering to my mom, like, just snitch. Just snitch. Like, say something. You know?
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02:11:26
Ai, my mom, like, I’ve seen that, you know, and, like, there’s then I meet my uncle and he has, like, this kind of, like, hey, let’s look at the the glass half full, like, more sensitive ai. And I’m, like, that’s my guy. Like, me and this dude click. He’s a teacher. He’s, yeah, he’s such cool people.
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02:11:47
I just thought it was hilarious that my grandpa never, like I don’t know if he apologized to him, but, like, to my grandpa, he was just like, hey. Look look what ended up happening. The whole family’s together. And he’s like, bro, you hid a kid from your other kids for, like, years.
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02:12:03
Like, these are all grown adults in their thirties now. Wow. Like and my grandpa even, I remember my grandpa telling my uncle, he’s like, yeah. Don’t you meh? He’s like, you were in karate. He’s like, I I used to go down there and stay with you every now and then.
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02:12:20
He’s like, and and you were showing me what you learned in karate. You were ai 12 or something. And, he’s just like, no. I don’t remember that. But, like, my uncle and my ai other uncle and my mom arya listening to this story, and I imagine in their minds, they’re just like, what the fuck?
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02:12:34
Like, so that weekend that you were gone for, like, work, like, that’s what you were doing?
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02:12:38
Like Going to see your other kids karate?
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02:12:40
Yeah. Another kid. My grandpa, like, he never really talked, like, if he did anything wrong, which I I thought was hilarious. It has to be traumatizing for my, you know, my mom and my uncle and stuff. But, like
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02:12:50
People were different back in those days.
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02:12:52
Yeah. For sure.
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02:12:54
When life is harder, people are less sensitive. Oh, yeah.
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02:12:58
For sure. Yeah. Yeah.
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02:12:59
When, you know, you go back to your grandpa’s days or my grandpa’s days, different world. Plus, you know, you gotta realize those people were dealing with that was, ai, like, what year was this?
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02:13:12
What? The one ai grandpa was having these kids? It’s, like, eighties. Yeah. Different world. Yeah. For sure. He he told me stories. Like, I think they put my grandpa to work when he was, like, seven. Both my grandparents. Yeah.
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02:13:25
Like, on both sai. But Harder people, man. Like loggers.
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02:13:31
Yeah. Like loggers. Yeah. It’s ai it’s all good. I that’s why I think we need to go back to maybe not, like, you know, trying to conquer empires and shit, but we need to dial it back a little bit. People need more pain. Life is bryden too leisurely. Yeah. When people when when life gets too leisure, you start to, I think you start to look for, like, the next little issue.
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02:13:58
Sure. The
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02:13:58
issues get smaller and smaller.
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02:14:00
Exactly. You know what I
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02:14:01
mean?
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02:14:01
That well, that we’re finding that in this sai, for sure.
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02:14:04
Yeah.
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02:14:04
That people concentrate on a lot of things that aren’t really important because life’s a little easy. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing wakes people up like a nice attack. Like, after September 11, let me tell you something, man. This country, you were too young to probably remember it, but during September 11, the the country was so united.
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02:14:23
It was so crazy. Everybody in LA had American flags on their cars. In LA. In LA. I mean, I’m talking about, like, 80% of the cars.
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02:14:31
You drive down the street for the first couple of weeks, 80% of the cars had American flags on them. It was nuts. Everybody was united.
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02:14:37
That, that’s always kind of crazy to me when I hear people talk about, like because I don’t go to LA too often, but I hear talk about I hear people talk about, like, how LA was. Like, ai, the South Park guys, I think in an interview, they were saying, like, to be to be, like, punk rock in LA, you had to say you were, like, Republican.
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02:14:57
Yeah. LA trips me out, though. I don’t know. And shah I mean, there’s stuff that fascinates me about liberals and, like, Republicans maybe because I’m not, like, too far on either side or whatever, but it just trips me out that there’s, like not not that I’m, like, a a huge patriot, but it does trip me out that, like, people, I guess, are not happy here or, like, not proud of it.
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02:15:23
I used to spend my summers in Mexico. It’s ai, you’ll you’ll appreciate a lot of American shit like that. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I’m not gonna go too far into this.
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02:15:32
Well, it’s
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02:15:33
what you’re talking about before is if your life is too easy, you find things to complain about. Like Yeah. America is the worst. Ai, no. It’s not the worst. It’s the best. It’s just people are fucked. And people in other parts of the world, when you give them more power and you have less control of your own life and you have less freedom, less ability to express yourself.
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02:15:51
It’s a lot fucking ai. I’m just
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02:15:52
happy we got all this food too. Like, we got good food. You’re ai you’re here about, like, a menu, like, in some European country or, like, I I saw a menu for a restaurant, like, in fucking Prague or something like that one time. I’m not saying that all their food is like that. Really look fucking horrible. They look like bland food.
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02:16:09
And I know that our food is bad and it’s making us fat, but at least it’s good, you know? Like, at least we have the fucking option to get fat. The option.
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02:16:17
The options are good.
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02:16:18
There we go.
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02:16:19
Yeah. Yeah. But if you live in a place where people are poor, you’re gonna eat bland food. It’s true. Unless they have good spices that aren’t expensive.
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02:16:28
You like Indian food? I love Indian food. Yeah. I can’t do it. You can’t eat spicy?
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02:16:32
I I like spicy. You like spicy Mexican?
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02:16:35
Yeah. Spicy Mexican.
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02:16:36
Yeah. What’s wrong with spicy Indian? What don’t you like?
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02:16:38
I mean, it tasted good. I I’ve only had it, like, twice, but both times just gave me the runs. Like, my stomach’s not built for it. Not built for curry? Uh-huh. Ai not. No. But it and, like, I don’t know. Then again, maybe it was just the people who made it.
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02:16:52
Both ai, it was homemade. Oh. So I’m not gonna say that next time. Go to a good
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02:16:56
Indian restaurant. See if you’re gray still.
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02:16:58
I like sushi a lot. That’s my shit, man.
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02:17:01
Well, you wanna get the runs, that’s a good way to do it too.
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02:17:03
Sushi? Sure. Oh, because it’s ai raw fish and shit.
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02:17:05
Well, you can get parasites and stuff. I like sushi too, but there’s a reality of eating raw things. That’s why pregnant women aren’t supposed to eat sushi.
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02:17:16
I fucking I tried, what do you call it? Snails? What do they call it? Escargot. Bro, I tried that for the first ai. That shit’s delicious. It’s pretty good. Right?
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02:17:24
Yeah. But Who would imagine that snails taste so good?
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02:17:28
Whoever whoever had the balls to try that first snail, like, they were onto something.
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02:17:31
Bro, they were poor and starving. They probably cooked everything they could. They probably tried everything. That’s why people eat crickets.
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02:17:38
That’s why, you know, people are starving. Never tried crickets. They’re good. Yeah? Yeah. I’ve had them
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02:17:43
had them in Mexico.
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02:17:44
Yeah? Yeah. The foot.
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02:17:46
Yeah. They ai them up and served it.
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02:17:49
I’ve heard about that, but
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02:17:51
They, like, had a bowl of them sitting in the, the hotel when we got in there. I was like, what is this?
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02:17:56
What the fuck? What part of Mexico did you go to?
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02:17:59
I think this one was Porta I think it was Puerto Vallarta.
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02:18:05
On there, I’ve been out there.
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02:18:06
I think that’s where we were. I think we were Punta Mita.
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02:18:10
But there’s a lot of people that eat bugs, man.
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02:18:14
A lot of people eat fried bugs.
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02:18:16
What’s nuts, bro? Sai, ai
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02:18:18
not bad. They’re kinda crunchy.
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02:18:20
Yeah.
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02:18:20
Yeah. Not bad. Cicadas, you know, when those cicadas hatch?
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02:18:24
Yeah.
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02:18:24
People eat cicadas.
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02:18:25
Got a lot of those in my ai. Do you? I might try it. Try it.
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02:18:29
There’s a lot in the country. Recipe online.
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02:18:31
Garage door open, the opening and shit.
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02:18:34
Get those fuckers. Fry them up.
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02:18:35
I don’t know.
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02:18:36
I’m not kidding. Like, my friend, Ai, yeah, he was just on the podcast recently. He, well, he had a big hatch, you know, because every x amount of years, they have a bunch of them emerge and it’s ai crazy and they were everywhere. And, he baked them in the oven, I think, with teriyaki sauce. Sai they were delicious.
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02:18:52
Do you do you ever take advantage of the fact? Look at that.
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02:18:56
These crickets. Not gonna eat those. Are those cicadas too? Arya those cicadas and crickets or just cicadas?
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02:19:03
I think it’s
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02:19:03
just cicadas. So they’re on a a stick. They’re on a stick ai, shish kebab.
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02:19:08
Fuck that, dude.
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02:19:08
Fuck yeah, bro.
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02:19:09
I’ll change my ai.
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02:19:10
I’ll get
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02:19:10
in there. Do you do you realize, like and do you ever take advantage of the fact that you hold so much power over so many people? Ai, you’re Joe Rogan. If you told somebody right now, like, if you eat fucking gum off the floor, it’s twice as nutritious as, like, a speak. Like, you
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02:19:26
do it once. People will believe you. No. They only believe you if you lie to them once. They’ll believe you that ai. And then every time after that, they’ll never believe you.
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02:19:35
Have you ever tried to fuck with anybody? No.
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No? No. With great power comes great responsibility, Ralph Barbosa.
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02:19:42
If I was you, I’d be lying to people all the
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02:19:44
fucking time. Would. Yeah. You probably would. Yeah.
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02:19:47
I’d be like, STDs are a meh. And people would just stop using condoms, like and then I’d fix Japan’s population problem, you know?
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02:19:54
Well, you just need to send some horny dudes over there to get get things going. They’re gonna have to do something, though. They’re importing humans. They’re asking people to move there. I might move there. Very beautiful place. Beautiful, safe, peaceful.
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02:20:09
If they say people are real quiet though, that kinda scares me. Because, like, I’m quiet, but I’m afraid to be the loud guy now.
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02:20:14
You will definitely be the loud guy in Japan. Yeah. Yeah. They’re real ai. And they’re super orderly. When they walk down the street, they don’t bump into each other. They move around each other. Everyone’s really polite. Everything’s super clean. Like, you go through Tokyo, big beautiful city, everything’s clean. No garbage on the ground.
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02:20:30
No pollute I mean, pollution for sure. But, I mean, no just just garbage, ram.
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02:20:35
They ai pretty, compact, don’t they? In the city, I think.
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02:20:39
In the city. Well, they do in New York City too, you know?
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02:20:41
Yeah, dude. That’s I don’t know if I I I stayed in New York for, like, two, three months. It’s not my jam. I I like it, but I I’ll after that, like, two, three ai was, like, two months maybe, I was like, alright. I need to go back to where there’s, like, fucking space.
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02:20:56
Yeah. This is Even when I lived in New York, I didn’t live in New York City. I couldn’t afford it. I had to park I had to I had to have a car back then because I was doing road gigs, so I would, I would have had to got a parking spot at a garage in New York City, so you have to pay.
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02:21:13
And they could be hundreds of dollars back then a month, probably now thousands of dollars a month that I just didn’t have. So in order for me and then also the apartments in New York were so much more expensive than where I was. I lived in New Rochelle, which is, you know, half hour plus outside of New York City.
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02:21:30
I don’t even know it.
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02:21:31
It’s just a regular suburban neighborhood, but it was great. I had a little driveway. I could park my car in my driveway. It was golden. It was perfect.
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02:21:39
My favorite wings are in New York on the Upper East Side. There’s a place called the International Wing Factory, which I think is a crazy name, International Wing Factory. There’s only two tables in there. You can fit four people in that restaurant, but the wings, the Nashville hot wings, they’re so fucking good.
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02:21:58
Well, New York has an insane number of great restaurants. That’s one good thing about living in New York City. If you’re a person who likes to go out to dinner and you live in New York City, you can go to a different place every night of the week for years, and you have some of the best restaurants
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02:22:12
on Earth. I don’t know what, like, the math is on this, but if you have so many good restaurants
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There it is.
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Yeah. That’s the spot. Two tables. They play techno a lot.
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02:22:21
Yeah. No. It’s sai great place to eat. I just don’t think it’s good for your brain to be surrounded by that many people all the time. One thing they have though that’s nice is the park. Central Park is incredible.
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02:22:32
It’s a place.
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02:22:33
If you live in the city, you can actually be in nature.
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02:22:36
We sai you don’t think it’s good for there be for there to be a
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02:22:40
lot of people around you? I don’t think stacked up like that on top of each other is normal for people. I don’t think your brain is designed to operate like that. Just be constantly surrounded by people you don’t even know all the time. That’s very unusual in human history.
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02:22:54
Like, most people knew everyone around them up until, you know, x amount of thousands of years ago. We’re just kind of designed to be in tribal environments where we understand what our environment is and who’s around us and what’s our community. You know, Ai I have a friend like my friend, Jim Norton, who lives in, New York City. He was telling meh, he’s like, I live in this giant apartment.
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02:23:12
I don’t know anybody in it. He goes, I’ve I don’t know who my neighbor is. I don’t know anybody. He goes, it’s which is kinda crazy, because you think about it, you’re in a building. You share a building with hundreds of people.
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02:23:24
Oh, they’re in every direction of you.
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02:23:26
All around you, you don’t know any of them. I just think it it takes away a sense of community, which is weird because you would think the more people, the more community. But it doesn’t work like that. When when you have too many people, I think oftentimes you you don’t value them because there’s too many of them. They become a burden.
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02:23:45
Less importance.
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Yeah. They don’t they don’t mean anything to you. There’s Hey.
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02:23:48
That’s that must be why they let people just like, I saw this dude one time at the subway laying laying down, face down on the ground, and everybody just kept walking around them. Yeah.
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02:23:58
They don’t give a fuck. And I
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was like, well, that guy could be dead. Yeah. Nobody Nope. It’s just another fucking date to them.
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02:24:02
Right. If it was a small town in the middle of Oklahoma and the guy, like, was laying down like that, it was a regular ai. You’re like, oh my god. You okay, sir? People will check-in on you. They call the police. Yeah.
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02:24:14
In the subway, that guy could be dead for a day before anybody says anything.
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02:24:19
Ai,
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you have to deal with schizophrenics and fucking psychotic people. So when you’re going down to the subway, you can’t stand close to the edge because people literally push people in front of trains.
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02:24:28
Hey. Well, hold on. That brings me I wanted to ask you something. Have you ever been because I ai you have, like, the books on psilocybin. I know you’ve done a lot of research, like, on mushrooms. Have you ever read anything about, like, mushrooms or other other kinds of drugs being able to, like, ai, trigger schizophrenia in people, like, if it’s in their genetics?
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02:24:53
They think that’s the case with marijuana, especially high dose pot, maybe maybe edibles. I’m not sure if they think it’s more from edibles or more from just smoking it, but, yeah, there’s a certain amount of people that it seems like it triggers some kind of schizophrenic speak.
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02:25:10
Like, maybe they might have a tendency towards schizophrenia and some you know, like, the real crazy paranoia that you can get if you get really high. Yeah. For some people, that crazy paranoia hits the switch, and they don’t come back. I I I’ve had my last few mushroom trips, not with weed, though, but I’m trying to
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02:25:30
think if I was smoking and on mushrooms. My last few mushroom trips, I started hearing voices, But I also think it might have been, like, I was exhausted. Like, my brain was just, like because I I’d be awake all day, and then Ai do the mushrooms, like, at ai, and then I’d be awake until, like, the next day, basically.
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02:25:51
But at some point or another in the trip, usually towards the end of the trip, Ai, like, hear voices. So it scared me off of mushrooms. I haven’t done them in, like, I don’t know how long. But I I was just I read I heard them.
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02:26:03
What were the voices saying?
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02:26:05
One of them, I remember arguing with, like, other versions of myself.
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Talking to them?
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02:26:09
I was talking, like, loud. Like, on one of them, it was a really bad trip, though. I ate, like, somewhere north of, like, seven or eight ram, Mhmm. And that one was bad. I kept blacking out. Mhmm. But on that trip, argued with, like, two other voices, which I’m pretty sure were, like, other versions of ai, and which was me.
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02:26:30
Me was me me, like, the balanced one, more balanced one. And then I had, like, this other one that was, like, a very, like, angry version of ai, very much like a like like ai, shut the fuck up, stop complaining ai. And then I had, like, a very, like, sensitive little bitch version of myself. I felt like they were all three arguing, and I was just, like, arguing back.
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02:26:54
Out loud.
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Out loud.
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Out loud. Was there anybody around you?
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02:26:58
No. Well, that’s good. I was in a hotel room by myself. Jeez. Yeah. I fucked that hotel room. You took
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02:27:05
you you took seven grams in a hotel room? Mhmm.
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02:27:08
I ai, 90% of my trips have been in hotels. Why? Ai
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02:27:12
don’t know. I have fun. To go out into the nature. I’ve never tried that. Field. I’ve never
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02:27:18
tried Ai better. It’s way better. Yeah. I don’t know. I don’t wanna be, like, high in public.
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02:27:23
Oh, well, that’s good point.
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02:27:25
I’ve I’ve been doing, like, in Vegas.
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02:27:27
Go somewhere that’s unpopulated. Like, go to the some national forest place. Do it do it out in the place where Travis Walton got abducted. Go down that logging Road. Take seven ram right at the spot. I wonder if you could find the spot where he got abducted. I wonder if there’s a pin, like a Google pin. Yeah.
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02:27:45
I’d go to that, sniff the ground.
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02:27:47
I hope I never get abducted by aliens. Why? I don’t know. They always bring you back.
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02:27:51
Everybody seems to come back. They don’t steal people.
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02:27:54
No one’s gonna believe me.
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02:27:56
I know a lady whose, grandfather was a a famous abductee. Like Yeah.
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02:28:02
That people believe them?
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02:28:03
He well, yeah. I believe him. I don’t know because he was an abductee in the nineteen fifties. I think it was the fifties. Betty and Barney Hill. I believe it was the fifties. So Angela Hill is a UFC ai. And, shah, she didn’t even tell me this until after the podcast.
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02:28:22
Betty and Barney Hill. Bet there’s the Flintstones?
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02:28:25
No. No. No. That’s Rebel. No. This is a very famous case. So, what year was this, Jeremy?
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02:28:36
1961.
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’61. So Betty and Barney Hill
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02:28:40
Wait. Were they even a racial couple? Yeah. That’s that must have been crazy for the times,
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02:28:44
Oh, yeah. Crazy for the ai. And then on top of that, they get abducted by ai. So can they catch a fucking break? So her, their granddaughter is, Angela. So Angela who fights in the UFC. Okay. And I didn’t know about it. Well, we did a whole podcast together. I just wanna talk to her about her career, fighting career. At the end of the podcast, she’s like, oh, my grandfather, Ai forgot to tell you, was, Barney Hill.
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I was like, what?
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02:29:09
That’s
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because I know that case
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02:29:11
It’s a crazy coincidence.
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02:29:12
I know that case inside and out. It’s a crazy case. So they both came back. They went on a trip and then they saw something in the ai. And then they blacked out lost ai. And they don’t know what happened. And they woke up on the side of the road in the car and drove, but they were missing time, like, more than an hour, I think it was.
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02:29:31
And then they arya having these crazy nightmares. So they both go to ai, and the psychiatrist or the psychologist, does a a hypnotic regression thing. Like, let’s try to find out what happened to you, and they both independently have this crazy story of being taken aboard a UFO and examined by these beings.
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02:29:53
And this is in 1961 when this was not something that people talked about. This is ai now the problem is that whole UFO abduction, close encounters of the fourth ai, that’s become a thing that everybody knows about. Everybody knows UFOs abduct people. But when ai, when these people told that story, that was a completely novel thing. Nobody had ever heard that before.
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02:30:17
And so it was a really crazy story, and then other people with similar stories
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02:30:22
What What are the experiments that they conduct on them?
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02:30:25
It’s a good question. You know, you don’t know because hypnotic regression is weird. So someone could hypnotize you and put thoughts in your head if they were manipulative. They could put thoughts in your head and memories in your head that didn’t exist. So the you could someone could hypnotize you, and if they were very skilled, they could figure out a way to get you to believe that something happened to you, especially something minor that didn’t really happen.
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02:30:51
I could hire a hip a hip hip what do you Hypnotist. Hypnotist to put the memory in my head that I hooked up with Margot Robbie and the fucking threesome with Scarlett Johansson.
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02:31:03
No. That’s too outside of science fiction.
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02:31:06
Oh.
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02:31:06
That’s too ridiculous. Nobody would believe that. But you wouldn’t even believe that. And then then you’d be DMing them, and then they have restraining orders on you. Hey, girls. Let’s do that again. That shit was fire. No. But, like, you know, you could maybe maybe someone could put a memory in your head that you got lost at the park when you were a ai, and you were terrified, and then the police found you and they brought you back to your parents.
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02:31:32
Do you remember that? You’re ai, no. I don’t. You probably blacked it out. Let’s try to remember that. And they could put a fucking fake memory.
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02:31:40
Well, there’s already ai sai I don’t know. This is, like, some shit I’ve sai on another fucking Instagram reel. But don’t they say, like, a lot of our memories, like, we change them each time we remember them?
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02:31:51
Yes. And then your memories become a memory of your recollection of the memory. So it’s like one thing that happens to your friends when they want to tell some crazy story about high school or something like that. Over the years, that fucking story morphs and changes and shit gets added to it. And then she’s got a fucking frying pan and she’s running down the street screaming.
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02:32:14
Her tits are hanging out, and then your friends, like, what? Her tits are hanging out? No. No. No. You never told it like this before.
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02:32:20
It’s like, over time, stories change, you know, because the human meh is, like, I have a very good memory, but it’s also not exact. Right? Like, I don’t see it in my head like I like a film, you know. Like, I could see the most amazing movie. I could go see, like, a a crazy movie, science fiction movie that I love. It’s incredible. And then afterward, I don’t remember everything exactly.
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02:32:44
I can’t replay that movie in my head like pressing play. So memory is, like, scattered. It’s abstract. It’s it’s a bunch of, like, weird flashbacks of the oh, yeah. Then there was that thing. Oh, yeah. Then there was that thing. But they’ve shown that you can introduce memories into people’s heads that aren’t real.
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02:33:02
So this is the problem. With hypnotic regression, you you have to wonder the people that are involved in, like, writing there there was a book called Abduction by this guy named John Mack who is a ai at Harvard, I believe. And he did a series of these hypnotic regression abductions with aliens. But he’s also writing a book about that.
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02:33:25
Ai, so it makes you sana go, ai, but did he sana to achieve those results? Like, how did he talk to these people? Like, what was the questions? Did he guide them in that way? You know, it’s ai whether independent people that they’d speak to different hypnotic regression therapists that had different results with them.
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02:33:43
Is it dependent upon how the person’s talking to you? Because someone’s talking to you while you’re in hypnosis. It’s not as simple as, like, you take a pill and then you remember your past. Well, someone’s talking to you. They’re asking you specific kinds of questions with a specific tone, you know, and it’s maybe it’s a man’s voice that maybe is like ai you feel like he’s judging you or it’s a woman’s voice sana it’s more comforting.
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02:34:08
Yeah. That’s gotta be scary, you know, to get hypnotized and then what if they make me talk about a memory that I didn’t sana bring up?
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02:34:18
Right. Or what if they put something in your head ai a Manchurian Candidate thing? You know, that that concept? Mhmm. Manchurian Candidate is ai you you hypnotize someone into you can bring them into action with, like, a phone
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02:34:33
call. Yeah. Yeah. You call it, you
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02:34:34
have been activated. They’re like, click.
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02:34:37
Sai ai a phrase and
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02:34:38
And then you go. And then you go and assassinate the president or whatever it is.
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02:34:42
Yeah. You know? Ask for scary shit.
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02:34:43
That’s scary shit because I don’t know how much they can actually do. I know they’ve definitely done a bunch of experiments to see how much they could talk people into doing certain things, how much they can hypnotize people into certain behaviors, whether or not they can get someone to be an assassin with a phone call.
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02:34:59
I know this sounds crazy, but I believe well, I mean, not that I believe it, but I guess I, like, play with theories in my head. But what if all the, music that gets allowed to be on the radios and all the, shows that get allowed to be on TV
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02:35:16
Mhmm.
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02:35:17
Are ai, it’s like certain patterns in the music or, like, to the words that they say in the shows, like, that, like, brainwashes you to, like, do stuff that we do. Like, maybe that’s what makes us, like, go to work and do our forty hours a week and, like, respect a thirty minute lunch or something.
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02:35:38
Like the Rowdy Roddy Piper movie, ai, They Live?
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02:35:41
Ah, I sai ai.
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02:35:43
No. It’s ai, that’s a bad idea. Bad idea. There’s too many variables. Like, too many people have to be working in coordination. Everybody is in on this except for you? All the people making the music are in on this?
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02:35:57
No. But out of all the music that gets made, there’s a lot of similarities within music. Right.
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02:36:04
Because there’s only a certain amount of chords. Ai. And there’s a lot of genres, and there was repetitive topics that people choose because they’re popular.
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02:36:12
So I don’t think every hit is a hit. Ai, ai, sometimes you hear a song on the radio and you’re like, how does it get on the radio? Sucks ass. Right. But maybe it hit within those chords that, ai, like, when you hear a certain chord and it makes your mind go into, like, a different state, like, more relaxed or more this.
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02:36:33
Right? Well, there’s no doubt. Need maybe they need our minds to stay in a certain state, so they only allow certain music with certain chords or patterns to play on the radio to keep our minds going this direction.
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02:36:44
Nothing no, Ralph. No. Sai you would have to have a grand mastermind who’s in charge of manipulating everybody all the ai. Maybe it’s you.
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02:36:51
To be
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able to come up with something
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02:36:53
like that. I’m on your tail. Ai don’t know, man. I sai I think I’m on to something here.
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02:36:59
I think you’re definitely not, and you’re gonna waste your time pursuing this. I know a lot of musicians, none of them are being contracted to make certain frequencies that alter the way you behave. You think so, Jamie?
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02:37:10
There’s something to shah he’s saying.
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02:37:12
Yeah? I’ll be honest with
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02:37:13
you because there’s a video going around. Ai I’ll play it for you right now.
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02:37:16
Sai think it’s What is it? Yeah. Ai might be the next Terrence Howard.
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02:37:20
Shit. It’s not I mean, it’s similar.
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02:37:23
So this is Charlie Puth. He’s describing what happens after songs are like, this is in the mixing process.
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02:37:29
Okay.
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02:37:31
Ai and emotional. It’s because the song is pitched up with a tape machine. Back in the day, they call this sweetening the audio. Here’s what it originally sounded like. Same thing with this song. Everybody wants to know that. That is sped up and this is what it originally sounds like.
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02:37:53
Everybody
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02:37:56
wants to Ai
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02:37:59
might be thinking to yourself right now, Charlie, why do people do this? I will tell you viewer, when you speed music or tones up and down, it’s scientifically proven to make you feel different emotionally. This is the tone all music is basically tuned to. But when you pitch it higher, it brings you to the love frequency known as 528 Hertz.
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02:38:18
So when people pitch their music up, it brings the listener closer to that feeling. I think music science is really cool. Listen to this song.
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02:38:26
Oh, okay. Well, that’s interesting, but that’s a little bit different. That’s just, like, making That is exactly what
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02:38:30
I was trying to say.
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02:38:31
Oh, yeah. That just makes you feel good. Yeah. There’s definitely that, man. Music is like a drug.
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02:38:38
It’s a pretty dope drug. Look, you’re proving my point even now.
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02:38:42
No. But I mean, like, it’s an inspirational drug. Yeah. But it does different things to you, you know. That’s one of the reasons why I like to mix my drugs when it comes to music. Ai like my Spotify playlist. It’s all it’s all scattered. It’s a bunch of different stuff. Like, you might get, like, Nas, and then right after Nas is Lynyrd Skynyrd.
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02:39:01
I’m the same way. Ai I feel like it’s important to, to listen to different types of music. Not only because it’s cool to, like, see different people’s talent, like, from different like, I I I think I I can appreciate talent from, like, any genre. Mhmm. Sai, like, if you hear, like, a, like, a Lynyrd Skynyrd song, you’re, like, holy shah. That guy sana the shit out of that note.
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02:39:23
Maybe I don’t relate to what he’s ai, but, like, that was fucking dope. But I also think it helps you, communicate and, like, connect with people from, like, different cultures, different backgrounds.
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02:39:32
Yeah. For sure. Understanding.
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02:39:33
Sai, like, I because I I listen to a lot of, like, a lot of rap, a lot of Spanish music, but then I listen to a lot of country as well. But, like, old country, new country, I feel sometimes I feel like a lot of what I what comes up maybe because I don’t dig into it too much, but, like, a lot of what comes up on my algorithm is very, like, modern, like, pop like, more poppy, like
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02:39:51
Right.
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02:39:52
You know
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02:39:52
what I mean? I know what you mean. Yeah. Ai manufactured feels like Yeah.
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02:39:56
Yeah. But I do like to listen to, like, different types of shit because it’s ai, I wanna know. Not that I necessarily wanna know, but it helps me know and understand what, like, somebody from a totally different part of the country might, like, experience or, like, enjoy or Oh, yeah.
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02:40:14
For sure. Of sadness.
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02:40:15
Well, that’s sai cool thing about traveling. Right? That’s one thing that comics have that really, I think, helps us get a better understanding of the whole country is you you’re on the road a lot. So you travel into Ohio one weekend, then you’re in Florida, then you’re in Michigan.
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02:40:28
And when you do that, you get a better sense ai, oh, this country varies a lot. There’s a lot of different kinds of ways to live out there.
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02:40:36
There’s also, one thing that was crazy to me is when I started traveling is, how similar a lot of people also are. Yeah. Like, sometimes you run into people that are, like, very proud of, like, the city they’re from and, like, their neighborhood
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02:40:49
Yeah.
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02:40:49
And and, you know, they’ll fight for it. They’ll fucking die for it.
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02:40:53
Oh, yeah.
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02:40:53
And then you go to another city, and it’s, like, the same person, just a different title.
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02:40:57
Yep. Yep. Fucking Yeah. People get real tribal. They’re real tribal for their stupid ass town. Ai, Ralph Barbosa. Tell everybody where you’re gonna be. You got a website they can go to to find you with your seven tours? Yes. Seven day tour?
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02:41:12
Yes, sir. Cash me in one of the seven c’s, at oh, my website is called barbosacomedy.com. You can see any shows I got coming up. My Instagram, ralph barbosa zero three. Automotive channel formula bean, if you wanna see
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02:41:26
Yeah. Definitely. I’m sana check that out. I’m a subscribe to that for sure.
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02:41:29
Couple beans just street racing meh cars.
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02:41:31
Videos you have up there?
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02:41:33
We got quite a few. So it was my buddy’s YouTube channel before we converted it to, like, our channel. So it’s just, like, tons of car footage on there. As far as since we became a channel, it might be, like, ten, fifteen videos.
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02:41:46
Nice. Yeah. What are you doing tonight?
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02:41:50
Taking around to New York. Nah. What
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02:41:51
time you leave?
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02:41:52
It’s, like they’re dropping me off at the airport right after this.
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02:41:54
I was gonna invite you to come do the show at the mothership. There it is. Ralph Barbosa, Planet Bosa. Yeah. Hilarious stand up comedy. I like that Hulu’s doing this. Hulu did a lot of a lot of specials this year.
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02:42:08
It’s great.
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Yeah. Yeah. Ai awesome.
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02:42:10
I was I was, I was a little nervous about, like, switching over because I I did my last one with Netflix and then this one was Hulu.
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02:42:16
People have Hulu. I have Hulu. Everybody has Hulu. I figured why not try it? Why not? I’m I’m I’m very happy they’re doing that. Hell yeah. It’s just nice it’s nice that there’s more options for comics.
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02:42:26
And Hulu also, thank you for the money that they gave us.
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02:42:29
They came with the cash?
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02:42:30
Hell, yeah. Nice. Nice.
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02:42:33
Alright, Ralph Barbosa. Appreciate you, brother. Thanks for coming in.
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02:42:36
Thanks for having me. To have you.
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02:42:38
Ai. Bye, everybody. Goodbye ai.