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#2339 – Luis J. Gomez & Big Jay Oakerson Podcast Episode Description
Luis J. Gomez is a comic, writer, and producer. He co-hosts several podcasts, including “Legion of Skanks,” “The Regz,” “Story Warz,” and “Real Ass Podcast.” You can watch his most recent special, “30 Minutes with Luis J. Gomez,” on YouTube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB1LwYbYq6U&t=2shttps://www.luisofskanks.com
Big Jay Oakerson is a stand-up comedian, podcaster, and on-air personality. He co-hosts “The Legion of Skanks,” “Story Warz,” and “The Bonfire.” His new crowd work specials, “Them” & “They” are now available on YouTube.www.bigjaycomedy.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T12MMZ69Z2Y
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#2339 – Luis J. Gomez & Big Jay Oakerson Podcast Episode Summary
Podcast Episode Summary
This episode, featuring Joe Rogan and guests from the comedy podcast “Legion of Skanks” (notably Big Jay Oakerson and others), delves into the evolution and culture of podcasting, especially within the comedy scene. The conversation is candid and informal, mirroring the relaxed, unfiltered style that distinguishes podcasts from traditional media.
Key Points & Major Topics:
Podcasting’s Unique Format:** The guests discuss how podcasting allows for genuine, unscripted conversations, contrasting it with the more structured and censored nature of radio and TV. They highlight the intimacy and authenticity that podcasts offer, making listeners feel like part of the group.
Comedy & Community:** The episode explores how podcasts, especially those hosted by comedians, foster a sense of community among both hosts and listeners. Shows like “Opie and Anthony” and “Legion of Skanks” are credited with pioneering the format of multiple comics riffing together, creating unpredictable and memorable moments.
Mental Health & Stigma:** There’s a segment promoting BetterHelp, emphasizing the importance of mental health, particularly for men. The hosts encourage seeking therapy and breaking the stigma around discussing mental health issues.
Podcast Monetization & Criticism:** The group touches on the rapid monetization of podcasts and the resulting criticism from traditional media figures like Howard Stern, noting the shift in how comedians and creators can now build direct audiences and income streams.
Format & Branding:** The importance of having a clear podcast format and branding is discussed, with references to their own show’s tagline (“the most offensive podcast on Earth”) and how setting expectations helps avoid controversy.
Notable Guests/Speakers:
– Joe Rogan (host)
– Big Jay Oakerson and other “Legion of Skanks” members
– Mentions of other comedians and podcasters (e.g., Tim Dillon, Adam Carolla)
Actionable Insights & Tips:
– Be authentic and unfiltered to build a loyal audience.
– Don’t shy away from difficult topics—addressing mental health openly can help break stigmas.
– A clear format and branding help set listener expectations and protect against backlash.
– Building community and likability are key to podcast success.
Recurring Themes/Overall Message:
The episode underscores the power of authenticity, community, and open conversation in podcasting, especially within comedy. It encourages creators to embrace vulnerability, format, and direct audience engagement for lasting impact.
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#2339 – Luis J. Gomez & Big Jay Oakerson Podcast Episode Transcript (Unedited)
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Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. The Joe
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Rogan experience.
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Ai meh day. Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
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Thanks, sir. Ai running. Yeah.
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The ever greater and thinner Big Jay Oakerson.
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Thank you Manjaro. Shadow Manjaro. You’re looking good, dude. Big ups Manjaro.
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It’s nice to see,
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you know. I am exercising too. Beautiful. You have to or it will just be floppy and weird and gross.
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Or it will eat your bones.
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I guess also, meh. It’ll eat your bones, they say. I’m real big on taking this stuff and then not really following up with, like you know what I mean? I do I just started doing testosterone from a company that’s, like, you know, it’s above board taking it, but, like, they’re like, you should make sure you monitor your blood all the time.
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And I’m like, yeah. We’ll get to that at some point. I’m ai keep taking it, though.
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You don’t monitor your blood at all?
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No. Not me with any regularity, I think. You should probably do that. Yeah. They did it there. I know. Somebody knows who they take testosterone and they have to, like, donate blood every month to get blood. I heard that before. Sai thick?
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I talked to my doctor about it because it really doesn’t make sense. But he has heard of occasions where people had to do that.
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To unthicken their blood. Too much
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blood or something. They’re ai, how much are you taking? Ai, what do you do? Are you going ham, bro?
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This man’s health company saw me coming down the road a mile away. They offered meh. I’m taking two peptides, and I don’t even know we started. Sorry. We couldn’t wait.
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Why didn’t you ask me?
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I gotta know
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ai why you’re on the door. I was like, this doesn’t make sense. Let’s just start.
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I’m taking two peptides that feel like fire. It feels like fire when I inject them.
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But Really? What are they?
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I don’t it’s well, the b p c one five seven. That’s the one everyone’s doing.
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Right. That’s a good one.
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And then something that’s blue.
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It’s blue. Meh blue?
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I don’t know. It burns.
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Wait a minute. Methylene blue pulled up. Methylene blue, you’re not supposed to inject.
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It’s not that then. It’s g it starts with a g. It’s Oh, okay. Ai of the letters. G h.
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Methylene blue is weird stuff. It’s a it’s a dye for, like, fabrics that people take for its health benefits. Ai,
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it What
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the fuck? Boost mitochondria or something. Yeah. It’s really weird. Like, what exactly does it do? I should ask even though I take it. I’m like, I don’t take it all the time, but I have taken it. And I don’t know. I couldn’t I couldn’t describe. I couldn’t explain exactly. Here it is.
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A medication used, in the management and treatment of what’s that word? Meh. Oh, methhemoglobin.
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Oh, yeah.
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Methhemoglobinemia. Methhemoglobinemia. A condition where hemoglobin decreases its ability to carry oxygen.
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Straight up. But it started out as
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a fabric ai, I’m pretty sure. Right? Doesn’t it say that?
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What is it two for humans?
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I think it was a dye. Yeah. Which is so weird that a dye would have health benefits.
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I grew up in a house of supplements. My stepfather was a power lifter, so I only know about creatine. Sick. That’s it. Ai was another one that would show up in the house sometimes.
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Creatine? Yeah. What’s that?
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I don’t know. But I
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think Jason’s looking creatine ai, and he’s just remembering it wrong.
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No. It was another it was another word.
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Creatine’s super creatine. Creatine’s legit. That stuff’s super good for you.
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Yeah. I just started taking Tongkat Ali for my, my, testosterone.
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Creatinine is a waste product that forms from the breakdown of creatine in muscles.
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Why would I take it?
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There’s another, natural one. What was I think it’s called turkesterone.
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I know Shilajit is good for testosterone.
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Yeah. Because she was
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Ai my doctor I asked my doctor to put me on testosterone. I think we talked about it because you’re like, dude, I got don’t worry. Fuck your doctor. I got a doctor for you. And I was just ai, yeah, maybe I’ll just stop smoking weed.
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You think
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that was killing your testosterone?
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I think so. Ai was it was, like, lower than it should have been. It was, like, in the high threes, and now it’s at, like, mid fives.
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Well, like a good doctor, what they’ll do first is ask you, like, what do you do for exercise? What are you eating? How much do you sleep? Like, those things are all the first thing the doctor will ask you. And now if all that stuff’s fucked up, they shouldn’t just give you testosterone.
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They should be like, ai fix
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My place did. Shah up game day men’s health. Fifteen minutes, they’ll give me anything I want in a needle.
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There’s two doctors out there that like to go buck wild.
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Of course.
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I think they get incentivized. I got PRP treatment in my hair. I’m not losing my hair. They just talked me into it. Now it’s never going away. PRP worked? I don’t know. We’re gonna find out. I just got it, like, two weeks ago.
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Jay is a mark. He’s tried. His hair is thinning. He’s it does it’s definitely going.
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There’s a bunch of topical stuff that you could use these days. Sure. There’s ai a finasteride topical, but I would worry that that would get into your skin and in your bloodstream. Ai, that finasteride stuff is crazy. Like, that makes some people very depressed. It kills your DHT, which is what keeps your hair from falling out. And for some people, they just it kills their testosterone.
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They get, like, super depressed.
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Yeah. I started losing my hair when I was 18. I just said, fuck it. I’m just bald. What’s that?
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I love not having to talk to a barber.
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That’s the best. You shave it, which is a big razor.
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Is fucking Beautiful. Well, how
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do you find out how much the that your barber doesn’t know you but is a big fan of Ralph Barbosa? You guys aren’t gonna find out. Is that what you get from your barber?
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I don’t know you, but Ralph Barboza is Do
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you know Ralph Barboza? No. Kenny. His name is Kenny. He’s a nice enough guy.
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Ralph Barboza is slick. He’s like a slick comedian. Ai, his punch lines are like smooth.
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You know? Very funny, man. Yeah. He’s got a great Fully loaded with him.
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He’s, like, he makes he’s got a fun, like, just his approach. Delivery. I like it. It’s very slick. Yeah. You know?
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And he’s sitting the elevator down. I mean, he’s to go and taking guys on tour that I’ve never heard of, but I think been around for a long time.
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That’s great.
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Cool move.
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That’s great. Yeah. Very good dude. He hung out with us at the mothership one night. Fun guy.
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Yeah. He got popular for, he, like someone said on, like, George Lopez’s show or something. They were like, this guy sucks. Well, no. George Ai was like, I don’t get it. He’s just whatever. And then Well, someone was I
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think someone was talking well about him, and then George Lopez was very dismissive of him. And Ai think that’s what happened.
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And someone asked Ralph Better on some on something and his response Ai think is what made it like very popular. I think he was just saying because he he was he doesn’t like me because one of his one of his comments goes like, oh, the lay. And I think that just, you know, you shah any picture of George Lopez bugging his eyes out and make that hilarious.
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That’s hilarious.
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It’s good fucking good fire back. Yeah. Are you good at living in comedy beefs? I’m so terrible at it.
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No. I don’t like comedy beefs. I don’t like hate it. I don’t like any beefs.
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Louis, you’ve been in a few. You’ve gone to bed on I I mean, I guess I have those same beefs too, but I don’t engage as much as No.
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I’m a loser. I just I get on a flight and I’ll be on Twitter for fucking hours just tweeting at people for no reason. No.
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But Sai mean, like, particular, like, of of person you put a face to, like a comic. Like, I Sai ai I haven’t had a problem with somebody before, ai, I mean, like, I don’t know. I have a hard time, like, sleeping on, like, I’m gonna run this person every night, and we hate each other. It’s been a while.
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I mean, I I’m not it’s just not that serious. There’s nobody in the world that I hate. Like, there’s literally no even people that hate me, I’m like, yeah, dude. We’re cool.
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The guy that murdered your father?
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Ai. I tried to get him on my podcast.
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Oh ai god.
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So the ai, my father was stabbed to death when I was four years old. And then years later, after I got out of prison, I was like, let me try to get this guy on my podcast and interview him. How interesting would that be?
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Oh my ai.
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But he was already dead.
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Yeah. Dude, that would ai been insane.
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Yeah. Because I didn’t I wasn’t like
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because I was a kid. Why? It was just maxing out being ai a fucking
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sick ai. Sana, like, showing up at this young guy’s house who you stabbed his dad and you’re gonna be alone together. That guy’s gonna kill you.
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Yeah. Maybe.
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That’s what I would think.
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If I
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was an old man, I couldn’t defend myself.
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I don’t
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think he was that old. He was 17 when he killed my father. So he was only 13 years older than me. So he’d be, like, 60 now, I guess. Yeah. But this is, like, a decade ago that I was gonna do. I got
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a convicted murderer, dude. He could fuck your shit up.
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Yeah. But he was a kid, and my father beat him up. My father was a bully.
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Like, Sana McGregor, he goes, well, Lewis, I’d like to say I apologize to absolutely fucking nobody at all.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I thought that would have been an interesting conversation. And I wasn’t, like, going into it being, like, oh, you’ve killed my father. I’m angry. I got a great life. My father lived. I would be fucking probably live in Paterson, New Jersey still. I’d have a shit life.
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I thought
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it was a That’s what we always tell ourselves.
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Drug dealer and a pimp. If you if he was alive
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Yeah. It worked out well.
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Yeah. But that’s always Ai sai, meh. My dad stuck around. Maybe I wouldn’t have the personality to have it. I wouldn’t be where I’m at. So maybe it’ll be way better. No. Well, I wouldn’t have my kid. Maybe head of state
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or something. Ai, if I that one speak, I’d hit that one egg. I wouldn’t have my son right now if my father was alive. If anything happened differently.
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Yeah. Ai, Ashton Kutcher.
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That’s the I’m actually
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ai effect over here. God watches one movie and all of a sudden he steps things out. Ai guys ever think maybe we’re just plugged into a pod somewhere and this is all nothing? I’m gonna see if I could fly real quick.
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I think there’s something to that we’re plugged into something. It seems more like it every day. It seems like this is like an advanced stage of the video game right now, where, like, they’re lighting cop cars on fire in LA and throwing bricks off of overpasses.
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Dude, it does seem fun to order a Waymo and light it on fire. Nobody gets hurt. It’s just hilarious.
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And I think it’s directionally correct.
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Yeah. That’s the truth. You know,
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like, you should probably start killing robots. Like, you guys are you’re on the right course. They’re
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they’re early on the the war of machines
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and participants. We’re trying to stop the Terminator.
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Bro, these are all gonna be owned by corporations, and it’s gonna be the only way you’re allowed to get around because they’re the safest. They’re gonna take away everybody’s driver’s license. It’s gonna get weird as fuck.
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Oh, yeah. But it’s gonna probably be your car’s gonna go 200 miles an hour probably. Traffic will be eliminated.
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Dude, I think they’re gonna be more of these fucking things that we just saw in LA. That’s what I think.
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I’ve heard that, teenagers are going back to smoking regular cigarettes now and getting away from vapes. We might move back analog a little bit.
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Mhmm. Ai. Bring back manual cars.
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I wonder if analog makes some sort of where slows down because people want it to slow down a little bit.
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Yeah. But it’s too late. They they do want it to slow down. Yeah.
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I mean, the electric car didn’t really take off the way they’d hoped.
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Yeah. The problem with electric cars is the charging ai is too much. It’s too much. If you’re a young single woman and you have to charge your car and you have to just sit there for a fucking hour
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I feel I also feel that way.
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So I feel like you just got me a
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young single woman.
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Well, you’re you’re a meh. Maybe me and a human.
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I was gonna rant to you.
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Is vulnerable. But, like a woman by herself is particularly vulnerable. Right? Like, if you’re a hot girl and you’re sitting in your car
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We how
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many fucking creeps that know that you have to be there for an hour? How many creeps can bother you?
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That’s a great idea, Joe.
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There you go. Let’s find
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a hot You do.
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I’m gonna start getting girls at the fucking charging station. I almost went to Tesla on docks.
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Meh a large order and just walk down the aisle of Teslas waiting to find a hot one.
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Looking at it, dude.
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Have you
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ever collected a Tesla dock
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slot? Have you
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have you ever driven one?
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Nah, dude. From the seventies. Don’t trust that electric shit.
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I tried it. I was gonna rent one once, and I the key is,
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and I
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was like I was like, this is gonna be fun. And then I remembered you have to charge it. I was like, I gotta drive to fucking Rhode Island right now. I was like, I’m gonna have to stop halfway there and charge the car.
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I don’t think it’s out there. Sai think you can meh there. It’s just then you have to charge it.
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No. I don’t think it would have made it.
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No. It’s ai the real mileage is different than the mileage it says. So it really should say, like, percentage of battery, but they want you to, like, estimate the mileage. But it’s all dependent upon how fast you’re going. Like, if you’re accelerating a lot, if you’re moving around, if you stop and go traffic, like, who knows what the real mileage is?
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If you’re on like, say if you get stuck in a crazy traffic jam for, like, four hours, like, some explosion somewhere, like and you you supposedly have 200 miles on your car. Is that good for four hours of you sitting there too with the radio on, with the air conditioning on?
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Like, when is it
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So are we Is it We’re team Ram then, not Elon? Fuck Elon Musk.
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If it’s
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cold Fuck your stupid car. If it’s
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cold, they die quick.
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They die quicker.
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Yeah. That happened in Chicago. Remember when they had that fucking big thing where the highway got closed down? And people in Teslas were fucked, meh. Because they just stopped working.
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Yeah. Also, if you blow a tire, like, Tesla has to come fix that.
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Really? Yeah. Why is that?
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I don’t know. But, like, they have to come handle it.
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The function of Tesla’s though is amazing. Dude, they’re amazing. They they fucking drive themselves. You press the these are like, where
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are I go? You trust that?
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A 100%. And I go, and it just takes you wherever
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you sana feel. Just put it in the wheel.
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Lanes. Bro, it’s nuts. You could put you could put on, like, dark sunglasses at night and just, like,
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have your
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hands on the wheel. It’s
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that good. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
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No. No. You don’t do it. I don’t do it. But I have done it. Where but I keep my hand near the wheel just to see what it can do. It does everything.
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Yeah. No. It’s much better. I do I get, like, road paralysis where, like, if I’m, like, driving for more than an hour and I’m looking at the lines, not paralysis, I’m hip what do they call it? Like, road hypnosis.
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So I
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meh hypnotized by the lines and
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I start falling asleep?
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I start falling asleep. If I have to drive for more than an hour or two at night You know
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how to fix that? Do you know how to fix that? It’s real easy.
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Cocaine.
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No. No. No. No.
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That’s not co cocaine. That’ll probably work for that.
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That’ll work too. You’re right. But you have to keep doing it over and over again. Get some ice and, just a washcloth. A washcloth with meh washcloth with ice in it and just rub your face.
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Rub your face. You wake
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right up. You wake right up. And it lasts for
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like five minutes. Ice washer that you keep in your car. You know what
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they call it? Love that. The, the smelling salts you have in the club.
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Oh, those will do it. Those will do it.
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I do I did a terrible prank.
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They might fuck you up. You’re like, you might change lanes.
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You maybe shouldn’t tell this. It might be illegal what you’ve done.
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No. It’s not illegal. It’s definitely. This is a I will say it’s a bad prank to do on a girl. If this was a dude To do to this is a crazy dangerous prank.
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If this
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was a dude, everyone would have been ai, dude, great ram. But because I did it to a girl, it was a little bit fucked up. So we were at the mothership last time we were doing our podcast and, our producer, Alex, is a girl. And, she’s big pothead, huge pothead, like, real deal.
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So as as podcast producers are
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Also a mother and a wonderful producer.
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And a mother. Yes. Better producer than mother. No. She’s great. So I I had the smelling salts and I
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thought I was like, oh, these
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are fucking strong. They’re really particularly strong smelling salts. So then I go, Alex, I was like, this weed is fucking great. Give it a whiff. Then I gave her the smelling sana container. She put her nose in it. The dude, she sniffed so hard. You know how potheads
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sana smell weed. She cried. Ai mean, she cried. Shah said the word why a lot. I was like when Nancy meh Nancy Kerrigan got slugged out by the ai? She’s like,
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why? I ai you.
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I sweat blood for you. I flew here for to
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help you produce sai. Ai felt so bad.
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You should not do that.
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It was it was a I I will admit now it was a bad prank. But if
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it was a dude That’s big of you.
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If that was a dude, is it not just undeniably hilarious?
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Yeah. If it’s a guy, it’s funny.
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Yeah. Funny tyler. Yeah. It’s funny. It’s weird. It wasn’t not funny.
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Ai, it’s funny. Depend on the ai, you know. Like, if you, you know, if you did it to Dave Vatel, it’d be mean.
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That’d be ai. You do it to Kurt Metzger. He just starts punching walls.
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He’s been straddled off conspiracy theories.
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Pretty girls being embarrassed, though, is funny.
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Oh, it’s hilarious.
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It is the most evening factor ever. I did a, when I was on tour with the band years ago, Korn did, Jagermeister music tour. They always had the Jager girls Mhmm. Would hang out, and I was on the Jagermeister production bus on this tour. So the girls would all come on there.
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They were able to come and hang out and drink for free on the bus. And, you know, tour buses, you’re not allowed to shit on a tour bus. And only one of the Yaeger girls asked if she could use the bathroom. It was just in the time you were there, and she went, gorgeous girl.
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And she came back out, and she was sitting down. And then the driver comes to start getting the bus ready to leave. And just, you know, a toothless fucking road dog just comes in the bus and you go, somebody took a shit and everybody knew it was this hot chicken fishnets. And I mean just the thing, shah was so beautiful that me probably my heaviest of my life I was like, I probably could get her now.
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She’s the shit girl. No one’s seeking her out. And I’ll still do
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it. Hilarious.
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You can’t clean up that good in a fucking
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Sai it’s such a function that everybody has, but for some reason, I never wanna hear about a woman shooting ever.
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Now what about the the Ai do
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they develop a toilet that you can shit on on a bus? Is that beyond our science?
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I don’t know why it can’t be I’m sure there’s something that can be done.
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It seems like it should be done. I think they’re just being lazy. No shitting on the tour bus. Wait. What if you’re taking shit? That’s crazy.
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Because they have to empty it out. That’s the problem. So they is I think you you can. You can shit on the tour bus, but the person that has to clean the toilet has to now empty out your shit amongst the piss.
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Like, manually with, like, a hose and shit. That’s what’s great.
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Some dude’s job that he has to, like, deal with.
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There should be somewhere you could pull over and those rest stops have, like, a thing that sucks your shit out. Yeah. Like, out of the tank.
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That’s be very, profitable for them.
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What are they gonna do? They’d have
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to store you. No. You figure it out. That’s the last thing you wanna do is be in shit stores.
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Truck truck stop. Yeah.
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Truck stop shit stores.
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They’re sucking my shit sai. I’m in here buying jerky.
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No. I remember the Dave Matthews band. Oh, that’s right. Ai in Chicago. That’s right.
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The bus driver let that stuff out over the water and a boat went underneath it.
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And it splattered the boat with doo doo from Dave Matthews band.
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Did you see a thing recently where they got they shah, like, a cruise ship or something just letting shit out of the front?
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I don’t think that’s real. Ai think I thought that was real too. I think that’s, like, dredging.
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I’ll be suckered in a heartbeat by an AI thing. Oh, yeah. Do you know that super hot Down Syndrome Girl? Is it is it real?
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Damn. That
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only fans
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AI Down
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Syndrome Girl? Oh, don’t know it.
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Ai damn it.
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Bro, nothing’s real anymore. How many videos have you seen? Like, I Ai saw a thing about Trump saying that they were gonna genetically engineer raptors and have the fucking troops ride them to protect the border.
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That’s not real?
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But it’s ai you see them that, you know, they brought back the ai wolf and then Couldn’t bryden done. It’s ai it’s so hard to tell.
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Do weaponizing dinosaurs be the funniest thing in the world? Oh, is that fake?
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Well, All this I could take a quick series of four or five little fake ones, but they look they look real, and then they just go ai, this isn’t real, by the way.
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Ai ram the Cedar Grove flood disaster just kidding. I’m not real. This is Dana Brooks reporting live from Ocean View Beach. Just kidding. I’m not real. This is Charlotte Reid reporting live from Clearwater Beach where an ai, just kidding. I’m not real.
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Angela, can you tell ai that? Is real? The kraken’s real. I’m fake.
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Yeah. It is crazy.
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Well,
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I mean, the amount of people
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aren’t two babies talking to each other. I watch
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ads with you all the time. Companies just use your voice in Ai. You know, I sent you one at one point
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where
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it’s just ai I was like, I know this is not Joe glazing this fucking weird company for, you know, a ten minute read. I was like, they really got him to do this,
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So strange.
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Yeah. Do you try to put a stop to that or you just say fuck it?
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You ai, but
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the guy who made that sit took twenty five minutes. Wow.
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I told a, I told a I told a racist street joke on Legion of Skinks ten years ago, and me saying the n word has been used in so many memes and little But it’s
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sai funny that black people react to it, and they it’s such a funny street joke that they can’t deny it. It’s like an undeniably funny thing. So it’s always black people trying to not laugh and they say it and
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Ai like, pfft. Alright. That’s pretty good. That’s pretty funny. Pretty great street joke. Oh, shit.
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Some words are coming back. That one’s not one of them. Yeah. Bro, these ice raids are fucking nuts, man. Watching this this protest on television, it’s like
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Doing the raids arya nuts? The pro the the Oh, it’s Yes.
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I think the ai are taking
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it a little too hard. Well, I don’t think if they the Trump administration, if they’re running and they said we’re gonna go to Home Depot and we’re gonna arrest all the people at Home Depot. We’re gonna go to construction sites and we’re gonna just, like, tackle people at constructions.
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I don’t think anybody was signed up for They sai, we’re gonna get rid of the criminals and the gang members first. Right? And now we’re we’re seeing, like, Home Depots get raided. Like, that’s crazy. Yeah.
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And then you’ve got this, big protest that’s scheduled for the fourteenth that’s literally funded by the lady who owns Walmart. To protest, To protest. It’s like no kings. It’s like a no kings protest. It’s happening all across the country.
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Yeah. Like, criminals and and rapists and, you know, obviously, but then they go to, like, a college campus and if some kid is about to graduate, they’re
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ai, no. You’re out. It’s fucked up. Rapists, criminals, slow delivery people, ones that can’t dance or play the flamenco guitar. I’ve got a list. I think it’s fucking crazy how violent it’s gotten. I don’t
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Ai throwing bricks over overpasses.
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That’s what I meh. But yeah. But again, I think all these things, 90% of the people that are there are just ai, let’s rage, motherfucker.
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Oh, 100%.
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Also, there’s people that are saying they’re being paid
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to protest.
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Yeah. They’re saying they’re
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That’s always the bricks piles of bricks are showing up. Like, these are construction sites around the city.
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No. No. No. That was weird, dude. I was in the city during that time. Mhmm. We were too, during the pandemic. No. Those bricks were just fucking out there.
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On a police block. I was barricaded in with them. Yeah. And I felt better for the black cops. No. One day, ai was no way out at the black cops, and the black cops were like, sorry, man. Ai I’d have my hand on his shoulder, ai, you’re gonna be alright. You should meh
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the cops getting the rocks thrown at him from the
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Oh, yeah. It’s crazy. They have to hide under the overpass.
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They’re throwing them out the cops. I mean, you you you’re 100% possibly killing someone. Yeah.
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It’s attempted murder.
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You you could with a you had a fucking cinder block brick onto someone’s head from an overpass, they’re probably dead. It’s good ai.
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100%.
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Good fucking chance, man.
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I mean, Lord of the Flies taught us anything. That’s how Piggy died. But this thing is That’s who I relate it to.
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This ai shit can escalate.
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I feel of the good sana where they push the dummy off the overpass.
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Oh, yeah. Remember? Make them think they killed somebody. It’s fucking it’s pretty wild what’s going on. But, I mean, I don’t know, like, I said everybody running out of, like, Louis Vuitton with a bunch of, like, shirts and shah. Is that You
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seen that? Oh, yeah. Oh, that’s happening too?
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Yeah. Oh, they’re looting. Yeah.
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Oh, they’re looting. I didn’t know they were looting too.
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Hardcore. Ai I said it’s funny.
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Which if I was a 19 year old kid, I would be out there looting unquestionably.
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Well, sai soon as lawless happens, people take advantage. It’s always that’s always gonna be the case. Right?
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That’s what I think the whole it is ai. Like, these cops are just standing though ai, like, under nonstop graffiti. It’s ai murder all cops. They’re just, like, sitting there. It’s ai and the people are try there’s somebody there’s somebody who tried to talk reason to them to the cops.
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Like, why don’t you do the right thing and not shoot me with a rubber bullet? It’s like Well,
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you know what the problem is? The problem is there’s cops that just shoot people with rubber bullets for no reason. Yeah. You see that lady that’s an Australian reporter that cut shot? Did you see that video? No.
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It’s pretty hilarious.
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It’s sana. Because you see the guy do it. You see the cop. Just look at her while she’s talking. She’s clearly not a criminal. She’s just reporting the news. And he fucking shoots her in
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the leg with a rubber bullet. The leg’s hilarious.
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It’s a really good spot. Let’s
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watch this.
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That’s funnier than making my producer smell smelling salts.
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Dude, it’s a real dance bitch moment. Dance bitch.
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It’s crazy. It I mean, I can’t I can’t believe that he would do this.
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This is the check?
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Go full screen, please.
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Situation has now rapidly
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been made
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of the LAPD moving it on horseback, firing rubber bullets at protesters, moving them on through the heart of their She
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got the shitty Australian accent there. What?
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Dance, bitch. Bro. They just shot a reporter. Like, look, that guy just points and sai, fuck this lady.
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It’s gonna be good promotional for her 2,000 person gang bang she’s doing on OnlyFans this summer.
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I mean, what is that? Do you wanna know why people get angry at cops? It’s shit like that.
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I would say you shoot a white woman every couple minutes and everyone starts going, oh, they’re shooting everybody.
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Is that a thing where you’re kicking everybody out of the street and the press thinks they don’t have to listen? For sure. Sai you don’t wanna listen. You’re tired of this shit and you ai to shoot her in the leg, which is fucking insane. That’s so insane. You don’t you don’t yell, lady, get out of the fucking street.
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Was there a shooter?
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This one happened too. After this minute goes down, this guy ends up shooting him at close range. What is this about? 40 millimeter.
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Hey. Yeah. I’m not going anywhere. What’s your badge number? That’s okay. I’m gonna pull up you right now because you’re taking up my focus.
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Woah. I’m gonna pop you right now because you’re taking up my focus.
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Look. It’s not okay. It’s not okay.
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But I
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will say I grew up in a time where if you talk shit to cops, nobody had camera phones or anything. A cop would just fuck you up, and there’s something hilarious about that cop just shooting that guy in the dick.
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There’s a thing about
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them rubber bullets. Like, you’re shooting somebody, but you’re not shooting them. Right. You’re kinda half shooting them. Yeah. Right? But it’s you are ai, fuck. You want you wanna do is shoot them.
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Yeah. Ai?
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And you’re not allowed to. It’s against the law, and it’s not right. So you shoot them with a rubber bullet. And
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it’s not right.
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But you can shoot people when you really shouldn’t be shooting ai with a rubber bullet.
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Getting shot in the dick with a rubber bullet could have irreparable damages.
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100%. I
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mean People
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have lost ai side bomb.
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In 2020, this guy had to have portions of his
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I do have a hard time feeling What?
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Say what? Say that again?
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Read it says there.
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He later had to have surgery to reattach portions of his genitalia. Portions. What arya they serving it?
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How big is this guy’s dick?
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What kind of a dick does this guy have?
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I wish I wish my dick could be cut up into portions.
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27:04
Yeah. How weird is that? He just knocked out the middle. Is it
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which one you have for breakfast?
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Oh, man. If he break if he broke the middle off, I’d be like, can you give me a longer
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middle? Yeah.
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Can you put a longer middle back on?
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I get extension.
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I don’t get the different tyler. Just try to match it as best you can.
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All this gene editing. How far away away from big dicks?
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Oh, you think it’d be the first thing I
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would think it would have been working now.
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Depends who comes up to the science. If the agents come up with the science, that’s first thing.
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Well, they have the science with the genetic engineering now.
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Oh, so you’re saying what before your baby is inborn, you’d be like, ai, also I want my son to have a huge fucking dick. Big dick. That’s a weird conversation.
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I hear you go, I’m thinking monster cock.
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If you just let your kid have a regular dick and all his friends have giant dicks, that’d be a real problem. You could be so upset. I mean, you could have given me a giant dick as well, dude.
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Ai wanted people to like you for you.
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I I needed money for bowling.
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Oh, great. I’ll be upstairs jerking off with three fingers. Anyone needs me alone with no friends.
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I just remember being, like, 12 being, like, when is it gonna grow? Like, when’s it gonna get big? And it just never really did.
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You just kept having that conversation with yourself.
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Yeah. Up until Come on, bud. Up until I was a full fledged adult that opened
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my eyes. Is the time.
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It’s a sketch on Segura’s new show. There’s some That’s
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a funny show.
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Very funny, man.
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Fucking funny show, man. Yeah. Hitman one was hilarious.
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Yeah. They were I thought the the video game where the, the you play with aliens raping humans.
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The alien one. Yeah. He said it wasn’t it wasn’t about the ai, and it sai part two was called Evan’s Revenge.
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Jamie, speaking to UFO, did you see Lou Elizondo, these photos that are supposedly of a real alien?
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Oh, here we go.
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Bro, it’s so dumb. The photos look blurry. Of the photos of the dead alien, like, you can’t even zoom in on that? You can’t even fucking focus? Look at these yeah. That thing. Look at that. What is that? What’s that? What is that? How about better pictures? This is crazy. These are the only pictures?
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Is this from the forties? Like, what’s this picture from? What is this?
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Oh, people wanna believe.
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Bro, so bad. Me too. I’m like, maybe maybe the bottom ones.
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It was funny somebody asked me, you know, Sean Donnelly and Dan Sai. Germain have a a podcast now about alien counters and all that kind of stuff. And they were
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Oh, really?
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And they both really believe it, and they were like, what would it take for you to believe, Jay? I was like, irrefutable evidence? Sai have to shake hands with an alien. The one thing the one thing I’ve never seen, irrefutable evidence?
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There’s a lot of shenanigans going on
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for sure. On the on the back of one of those folks.
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Alien oh, it’s 1993. Alien hybrid child, born to a 15 year old girl, subject of Meh genetic experiment, under chin, neck, and upper torso view.
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Ai. Yeah.
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Yeah. Okay. So so that’s under chin. And then what’s the other photo?
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It’s the same it’s just the same. It’s just one photo.
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Wasn’t there another one? It seems like there’s two photos.
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Just with this particular one.
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That but at the top yeah. The one on the bottom. What’s that one on the bottom? That one on the bottom seems a little, like, turned to the side. Right? Is that the eyeball supposedly?
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Is this just one of those what are those babies called that are born like that?
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Oh, harlequin babies?
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Yeah. It could be anything, man.
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I mean, it might not even be human. I mean, it might not even be
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you know, who fucking knows?
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Do you think I mean, like, someone like Donald Trump can hold in the information, ai, you know about his daily day? You know what they tell?
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I don’t think you can.
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But who can sit playing golf? But who can sit on that information if you know that? Wouldn’t it be terrifying to just, you know, to it’s almost that, to play someone who knows about aliens, existing, you think also breaks off and plays golf and Yes. Decides what they wanna have for dinner tonight? A 100%. Really?
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Yeah. Yeah. I think Like
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finding out vampires exist. It would change everything.
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I think it’s a fun way to have information that you don’t give to the rest of the world. And if you’re the head of a giant defense contracting agency that’s been back engineering UFO for the last fifty years, it’d be probably pretty cool to know some shit that other people don’t know and not tell anybody and still go to brunch.
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But how are you not so consumed that you go because
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there’s ai a sana
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start a new there’s new sana start a new Netflix series tonight? Like, it just seems like, you’d be it’s the same way I don’t believe people have, like, speaking of the dead powers or ai powers. I’m like, you’d be you know what I mean? It’s never ai, oh, what is that? Tell your loved one that you miss them terribly? They miss you terribly.
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I’m actually you guys went to McDonald’s? I’ll treat myself to some like, how did your mind go anywhere else but, like, I’d speak to the dead? That would be consuming.
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Dude, I would never speak.
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It’s supernatural. All day talking to somebody with the war
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of seventeen seventy six.
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It just goes nuts. It’s just not real.
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31:38
There was a video
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You imagine you just tune in ai and talk to like some civil war soldiers.
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31:43
You don’t have a fake you don’t go pick out a new pair of sneakers while that’s going on. I need new sneakers, I think. Right? Did you
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sai a video where it was, like, somebody it might not even I don’t know if it’s real, but she was, like, a girl who has, like, paranoid schizophrenia, and she created, like, a video of what it’s like to have schizophrenia.
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Oh my god.
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It’s like these, like, floating, like, almost like
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Yeah.
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Like, Monsters
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sort of.
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Yeah. But they’re, like, translucent, and it’s ai there’s all these voices whispering. It’s like if that if that’s how it really is to have schizophrenia, that I mean, I couldn’t make it a day.
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Yeah. It I think it varies ai a lot of different neurological conditions. Right? I think, you know, there’s extreme versions of it and some people have, like, mild schizophrenia, which is really weird.
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Well, Ai been impressed. Well, I I have someone close to me in my life that sai mania where they go manic.
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Mhmm.
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And I’ve only seen it twice.
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It’s Hulk Hogan.
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It’s Hulk Hogan. Ai only seen it twice then, but Ai mean, I’m blown away by how much your brain can, like, change functionality in a day, in a in a day’s difference being, like, everything’s changed. You know, they’re saying things that they’ve never said before and believing it and being, like, you know what I mean? It’s very strange.
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Well, if you think about your body
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Scary. Yeah.
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It is scary. But if you think about your body as a whole, things go wrong in your body. And both things go wrong in your brain too. It’s like, you know, you can’t blame someone for having liver cancer. Right? Sometimes people just get weird diseases, you know. And the the mental thing is a weird one, man. Because there there’s people that that’s just like something isn’t clicking. It’s just not working right, you know.
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And they don’t know what to do. And they’re out there in the world and they’re trying a bunch of different medications on them and they don’t know what to do.
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So you can’t be mad at Kurt Metzger. Can’t
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be mad at Kurt Metzger. Sai couldn’t imagine. This is what I always try to Ai I always try to think about when I’m talking to somebody. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be them. Like, what is it like? What’s it like to be mad at Kurt?
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Oh, my What’s
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it like to be filled with conspiracies? Just over and know sai much about, like, secret sai.
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And nobody believes you.
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Yeah. And nobody believes you.
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And And everyone’s kinda ai, hey, meh. We’re just trying to smoke a joint in the green room.
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Bro, he hovers. He hovers over you like a gargoyle. He’s a goon. He’s this giant dude, and he hovers over you.
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Oh, you didn’t know? I haven’t seen Oh, you didn’t know? Last time I was out in LA when he’s when he still lives in LA, he came over to the Airbnb. I was and always with Kurt. I haven’t seen Kurt always in, like, months and months between when I get to see him. He’s one of my oldest closest friends in comedy. He’s my daughter’s godfather.
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You know, I’m very close to him. And then I
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was like Which is a crazy choice. Yeah. It’s crazy. That’s Andre.
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It was a strange choice, but he’s good good godfather.
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He’s a great guy.
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He’s great. And, meh, him and my daughter have a great relationship. It’s fantastic. But he is a a wacker for sure. And he came in to the house. I was like, my man, it’s good to see you. And he goes, you know, the PD, thing is real, and that’s why Usher that that, that audio of him fucking that guy was real, and that’s and he got Usher first.
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And that’s why Usher remember when Usher, was gone for a year because he had to get his asshole sewn back together? Like What? What? He just rattles him. Yeah.
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I was ai, I
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middle go to Libya. I Also, you’re talking about Libya. Gaddafi. Meh the thing with Gaddafi? Like, I don’t
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Dude, he takes one of the people that texts, ai, the way he texts, it’s not just like he won’t send you, like, one long text about, like, just everything he has to say. He has to every sentence is a new text. He was getting, like, it just seems manic
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just like for you.
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That’s that’s un done. After, like,
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an hour, you get you get back to, like, cool.
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Did Bobby come to When he came over so we had a pool with the Airbnb we’re at and him and at one point, I realized Ai go, oh, no. He’s had Bobby Kelly in the corner for a while. And then Bobby Kelly, Kirk goes inside and Bobby swims over and he goes, so I guess the Jew lasers are real. Yeah.
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He goes, I guess, Kurt told me those Jew lasers actually are pretty real. What’s going on with them? He just corners you.
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He just corners you.
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I love it. I can listen to him all day long. He’s a bro. He’s doing our show now. Yeah. Yeah.
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He’s the best podcast guest. He’s he’s ai he’s just sai you just have to reign him in.
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Go out to Owen Benjamin. Ai, go in this oh, that was a fun one.
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Take him in this direction. Go in this direction because he’s just it just never stops coming out of his mouth. Yeah. He’s a joke ai machine.
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No. He’s he’s a genius.
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He’s ai genius. I sai his day to day personality is genuinely I always describe Kurt. He’s the first person I see that price of genius. Where it’s ai he’s so great at being funny in his mind works such a thing, but his ai his brain when you’re not talking to him, maybe even when you’re talking to him is just ai shah was it?
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It’s like a division sai. It’s like a it’s just formulas just formulas going through that.
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Ai that meme? Yeah. A 100%. That’s how I feel ai when I’m talking to Elon. Same same thing. Yeah. Like, you can tell there’s, like, numbers running in his background and shit going on.
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And he’s trying to figure something out while you’re talking?
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Yeah. I mean, he’s he’s clearly on the spectrum. You know, I mean, that’s that’s how you make rockets and electric cars and also on Twitter at the same ai, be addicted to Twitter. Like, where’s your time coming from? And you’re playing Diablo? Really? Like, hey. Where is it?
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I couldn’t imagine being that rich in ever opening Twitter. Like, if I was that, like, I was just like, I’m just definitely above tweeting.
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I think really rich guys, one thing that happens if you’re really rich and people are stopping you from communicating and you get pissed off and you think, well, fuck it. I can just buy Twitter. Like, nobody would do that normally. Right. You need a wild person like Elon to do that. That’s a wild move.
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Sai I’ll just buy Twitter and then pay them way more it’s worth. And then everybody says you’re a terrible businessman because your company lost $20,000,000,000 in value in the first year. But it’s ai, no. It wasn’t worth 44,000,000,000. He paid 44,000,000,000 for it because he wanted it. It wasn’t worth that. Like, how was it worth that?
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And then we found out a ton of shit, man, that we wouldn’t have found out about, like, censorship and, like, what what’s directing it? Like, it’s what’s keeping us at each other’s throats?
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You’re saying almost just in the basic level of, like, someone his age, like, doing the same action that, like, a girl flopping on her bryden her tummy and kicking her knees up is, like, doing, like like, whatever. Trump’s stupid. He’s on he’s on the list.
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Yeah. I just I if I was I just you made it. You don’t need Yeah. You don’t need to prove anything else. You made
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it. Yeah.
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What else you gotta prove? Let them
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find out in the newspapers. It doesn’t matter.
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It’s not a good look.
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I mean, if I had if I just simply, I mean, if I got a if I if I double my net worth, I’m gonna fucking I’m gonna disappear from public life altogether, much less Elon money. That’s insane.
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I think you’re aware when when you have a lot of money of how many different entities are manipulating society. I think that becomes an issue. And if you can do something about it and you feel compelled to do something about it, you’re literally one of the only people that can.
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Do you think that he did do something about it?
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He definitely did when he bought Twitter.
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Twitter changed.
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He definitely did with Doge just exposing some of the wild shah. Ai, billions of dollars sai gone to who knows where with no receipts.
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And But did they even do anything about it really or he just exposed it? People talked about it for a week?
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Do anything about the money that’s gone. I mean, unless they can somehow or another figure out where it was spent and whether it was valid and hold someone accountable. They they’re not gonna do that because they wanna make sure that that doesn’t happen to them. And they’re just gonna keep spending insane amounts of money.
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I feel like they’re still spending. They they were ai, hey, this is happening, but it’s still gonna continue to happen for the rest of your lives.
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Well, here’s the thing. If the if it’s been funding the Democrat machine for this whole time, which is what guys like Mike Benz alleged it’s a little over my head to really explain, but essentially, he was saying that the there’s so many NGO you wanna know how many how many NGOs there are?
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There is, one NGO in India for every 600 people.
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I don’t know what an NGO is and neither is
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Jay. What a fucking idiot dude. Just so
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you know.
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Not a government organization.
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Yeah. No. Tell them.
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Yeah. Sorry. Non governmental organization. It’s just a nonprofit. So it’s a nonprofit that’s funded by the government. It’s real weird stuff, meh, when you find out about it.
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When In future reference, if you can make all your acronyms, just say the whole word out so Louis gets to you stupid idiot.
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I I should assume that no one knows about that.
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No. I come on.
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You do, but I should assume. Because I didn’t know about it until I started talking to, Mike Benz about it. I was like, wait, what? Like, how much money? And when you find out where the money was going, what it was doing, it’s like he said it’s all for stuff that’s too dirty for the CIA.
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I was like, Jesus Christ. And he lays it ai like hours long presentation and explains how it’s all what what’s the root of it all? And it’s like, it’s really spooky stuff because you you realize, like, how corrupt our society actually truly is.
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Do you enjoy having the burden of information though?
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No. I fucking hate it.
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Ai? Like, where does your where does your
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Big Foot podcast.
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Where does your, like, political give a shit stop really?
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Well, I just don’t want the world to fall apart.
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That’s all
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it is. I just I’m not politically aligned with either the left or the right. I believe in a lot of shit that the left believes in.
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Sure.
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And I believe in a lot of shit that the right believes in. I just don’t believe in any of the shit that the extremists on either side believe in.
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That’s the problem.
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Yeah. Ai is Yeah.
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When you’re fucking attacking people at construction sites, it’s like, come on.
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Mhmm.
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Like, what are you what are we doing? Like, you want everybody out? I feel like once you get in, should let’s take a test. Let’s take, you know, ai, are are
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ai do you are you the type of guy that shows up at work? Are you the type of
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guy that, respects America? Do you like being here?
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Is it too easy to get in though? Do you want to have You
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had a great analogy about
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the movie theater? Meh movie theater analogy is killer.
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It’s a great analogy.
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I said I’ve snuck into a movie before, sai in an empty seat that no one’s taken. It’s not even taking up any kind of space. If they come in and go, hey, where’s your ticket? I go, I don’t have one. I go, you have to go. You gotta go, man. I can’t you can’t be like, oh, dude. Ai already watched an hour of it. So what?
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And I feel
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like you should let them finish the movie.
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That’s a good,
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I’m just saying meh I’m not even saying you shouldn’t let I’m saying it’s discretion to let them finish the movie or not. I’m just making the point to be like They shoot
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you with a rubber ai.
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This movie theater was built on my people’s land or it’s a fucking it’s just to me it’s just like a weird like reaction to getting caught being like, well, but I’ve already been here. It’s like, I’ve got away with it for so long. Yeah. It’s kinda funny. You steal someone’s stuff and they find it twenty years later, you go, well, it’s been mine for twenty years.
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But also, Ai I’ve totally agree with you. It’s and it’s a funny joke. But also, if you’re living in Mexico and you’re a young person and you figure out a way to sneak across the border, you get gainfully employed in The United States, you start doing well, you’re you’re involved in a business, you start raising a family, but there’s no real path to citizenship because you stuck in.
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But you’ve actually become integrated in society and you’re part of the American dream.
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Sure.
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It’s just there’s no path if you’re dirt poor. That’s the problem. Meh, if you’re living in Denmark and you’re white and you got a college degree and you’re really good at genetics, you sana come over here and work for a lab, probably not that hard. You gotta jump through hoops though. You gotta meet with the guy every six months or whatever it is. You gotta fill out the paperwork.
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But if you’re walking here from Mexico, you know, there’s no no clear path to citizenship. Shah.
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You sana marry a fat white woman.
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That’s the path. Ai find the desperado.
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there’s no there’s
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no clear vatsal. And especially if you’re integrated into ai, I there was a a guy that I had was my landscaper for a long time in, LA.
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He was Danish.
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He he came Dutch. He came from Mexico. He walked across from Mexico. It’s ai and he lived in these communities. Like, he took me to, they they had chicken fights in their communities. And this dude had just roosters stacked up everywhere. Ai, there was, like, a 100 roosters in this guy’s backyard. Not my landscaper, but his friend. He took me to his friend’s place.
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They would barbecue a goat and cook there wasn’t a English speaking sign for blocks. And I was like
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You should have fucking paid him more.
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Sai, like, my point is
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not even Moe. That was not
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my point. My point is like They’re all
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chicken fights. Completely integrated societies Yeah. That are a part of LA that
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are fully integrated ai Yeah. That are a part of LA that are fully Mexican, you know. And but it functions. It works. Ai, going in and raiding those people and putting them in jail because they’ve integrated into society in an illegal way. It seems
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And then it’s all the people that are going, it’s like, it’s ai tax sellers, like, guys, the amount of bullshit that our tax sellers go to, that’s Right. That should be a priority over getting a a fucking Mexican dad out of the country. It’s like
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Joe, it sounds like you just wanna keep barbecued goat in this country. Well,
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here’s the problem. The problem is if they’re illegal. Right? Which is what everybody wants to keep it that way because whatever you let them vote and this if they’re illegal, then you don’t have to pay them as meh. And this is where it’s dark. This is the dark secret of why people want cheap labor in this country because there’s a lot of people that don’t pay people what they’re supposed to be getting paid.
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It’s nonunion, they’re illegal, everyone knows, and they want cheap labor. Cheap, dependable, reliable labor. So they let people in for that. Tim Dillon was talking to me about this a long time ago because, you know, he used to be a real estate guy. Like, he he understands, like, the dynamics of it all. So, like, that is a big part of what they want, why they bring a people in.
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But the reality is, yeah, you should just pay people more money. Ai should make less money. You should pay them more money. You should pay them enough money so they could live. Like, you just to to to try to have a giant business that pays people the least amount possible.
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That’s It’s kind of crazy.
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That’s most businesses.
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I know, but that’s kind of crazy. It’s kind of a crazy thing to do.
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Very interesting. My, my ex wife’s both her parents are immigrants, and you’d be surprised how not, like, sai they feel for people being kicked out. Like, they’re Sai think they they have a very, like, if like, we had to figure out how to do it legally.
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That’s a lot of people. But that’s also how people felt, like, when, people were unvaccinated.
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Oh, I had to take the shot. You know? Like, why don’t you take the shot? I had to take the shot. Shit. I didn’t have to. I sought it out so hard.
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Did you?
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Yeah, Jay was Oh,
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my god.
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You were so scared. Paranoid.
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You’re scared. Ai was dying.
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Yeah. A lot of lot of people got scared.
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Yeah. I I took it.
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You scared the fuck out of us.
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I took it and then I faked the second one, the booster. Because I realized that there’s no way that these there a piece of paper. It’s a card Mhmm. With, like, some random name on it. It’s ai it was like Sai was ai, there’s no way they’re actually tracking this.
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My daughter made one on her phone to go into a Cheesecake Factory. It’s pretty impressive.
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They’re gonna absolve you of that crime. It’ll be in the future as Bill, like, when they, all the people that dodge the draft Yeah. They they exonerate it all.
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Wait. Did I just submit to a crime on this podcast? Sai always do that.
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They were they were saying they were gonna prosecute people. I remember saying that there was people that were saying if you try to use a fake vaccination card, we’re gonna prosecute you. Like
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Ai. But that’s ai saying they’re gonna put you in jail for not going to jury duty. That doesn’t actually happen.
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Yeah. But that’s way crazier than that because that’s ai this whole thing is nuts. Like, you’re telling people they have to do this to get on an airplane. It doesn’t even work.
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Have you ever had the Ai wraps at Cheesecake Factory? They’re great. I’ll risk it.
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47:51
Yeah. But do
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do they
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come to you for do you ever done jury duty?
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Ai. I haven’t done it.
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No. Like, that’s if if Joe Bryden showed up to do jury duty, he’d be wild.
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Are you familiar with this case? I’m familiar with everything. Ai, I’m a little familiar with everything. Mildly. I think I, interviewed the defendant and the plaintiff.
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I’ve never done jury duty either. I’ve Sai haven’t gotten a a notification in years and years and years before, but I just ignore them back then.
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One recently. Pretty hard.
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You you ai. Tim?
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I just flat out moved.
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Tim Dylan was just talking about it on, the ai wings shah. What hot ones.
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Hot ones.
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Tim and he was talking about how he did for a murder trial. Really? Yeah. Ai guy was a fucking murderer.
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48:33
Sai, ai got it recently?
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Yeah. He was talking about it recently. The the guy it was a long time ago. But, he he was, did jury duty, and he was, like, joking around with the defendant.
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Sai, if I was guaranteed that, I’d go, show up. It’s just what you’re gonna get is, like, a tax something or a business, argument Right. Or some kind of shah. And that’s boring as hell.
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Now you have to pretend to be racist to get out of it?
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48:56
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta get schizophrenia. I hate, what’s what’s the last name of the one guy? Watkins? I hate black people. Jeremiah Watkins.
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I’m a
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little too opinionated.
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To be yeah.
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I mean, that’s what I’d say. I’m a little too opinionated.
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The only time I ever showed up the only time ever I showed up, I wore I was wearing jean shorts, and they said you can’t wear shorts to and I go, what do I do? They go, go back you’ll go back into the pool and just go home. And they sent me home.
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They sent him into a pool because he
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was wearing shorts. Yeah. Nice shorts, idiot. Get in the pool.
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You can’t offend people with your wardrobe, this place of the law.
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I guess so.
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How when did they stop wearing the wigs and the fucking crazy crazy, like,
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you know Did they do it here? Did
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they still wear those?
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I think so.
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They don’t
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wear the wigs anymore. Right?
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We first came ram,
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oh, like Pilgrim Court. Okay. Let go. Back to Pilgrim Court.
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That everybody had wigs on. They still have it in England to this day. Yeah. Tyler judge is so weird. It’s crazy.
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And Jewish women. Religious Jewish women. You know where Any black woman.
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Came from syphilis. The wigs?
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Yeah. Yeah. How so?
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Although the people this is what this is a sai this is a story is a little complicated. This may or may not have been exactly how it happened, but it seems like when explorers came to North America, they contracted syphilis from the natives and then brought it back to Europe.
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And then a lot of people were getting syphilis. These people were freaks. They’re all fucking each other, and they’re losing their hair and getting big holes in their face and shit. Like, syphilis is crazy. It, like, rots your head away.
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And so they arya wearing wigs because they ai, like, big scabby holes in their head. Like, literally, it’s horrific shit. And the more wealthy you were, the bigger the wig. So that was ai bigwigs. That’s what the term bigwigs come from.
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It comes from these
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Makes complete sense.
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Freaks that all had syphilis that were all banging each other.
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And if
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you have money, you’re fucking just getting pussy left and right. Yeah. So yeah.
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So there was these two, two guys that were royals, and they started it all. They started wearing the wigs when they got syphilis.
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Wow. That’s crazy.
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Nuts. So when they’re all
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dialed back, it’s still it’s not the white man’s fault. He’s dirty ass Indians.
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It has
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to be. Indian sluts.
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It has to be why they wear wigs in court. It has to be. Right? Like, it has to be ai a proper thing, like wearing a tie or something, like a gentleman wears a wig.
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I should start wearing a wig. How fun would that be?
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A powdered wig.
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I thought about getting a toupee recently just to be funny and just show up with, like, a really high quality toupee.
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Jamar does that. Yeah. I know. He has to do that. Mohawk, the mohawk, the mohawk,
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the mohawk.
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You should get a hair system, not a toupee.
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No, dude. I’m not going to another country to get my fucking ass hairs implanted. No. No.
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No. No. Not an implant. It’s sai system. It’s like a difference. It’s like more permanent toupee. It really looks
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Dude, I saw a video today where this doctor was talking and a doctor that I know was talking Garth Fisher is his name. He was talking about his clients that went down to Turkey to get a gastric bypass operation. And then a couple months later, ai, my stomach’s bothering meh, and the doctor’s like, oh, let’s check out what’s going on with your stomach.
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How long have you only had one kidney? And she’s like, I have two kidneys. He goes, no. You have one kidney. And then contacts the other two girls that were on the trip. They all come in and get examined. They’re all missing a kidney as well.
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So they went down to Turkey to get a bypass, a gastric bypass, and they stole their fucking kidneys.
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Brilliant. Yo. Not bad. Bro, imagine
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Brilliant, most.
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Out there stealing body parts.
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You only have one kidney. That’s crazy. I mean, it’s that’s it’s better. I used to do all did they also get the gastric ai, though? They did. Ai I think they paid for it. Wow. What if it cost a kidney to get gastric bypass? There’s fat people that would do that.
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Right. What if they didn’t read the fine print?
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Yeah. And it just cost you this? Here’s why it’s
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so cheap.
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We need a kidney.
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It’s free. If you have a, b How much is a kidney
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on the black market worth?
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That’s
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a good question, Jamie. Don’t Google that.
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Because you’re off the off the dome.
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Yeah. You’re gonna
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have to So where does your
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Let’s guess.
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Where does your circle how big is your circle of give a kidney if they need?
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Oh, it’s very small.
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Yeah? Yeah. You’re gonna have to figure that out.
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Kit is it? I’m not giving up kidneys
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for people. Just ai,
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what happens if you reach
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a fever to your kidney?
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Not good.
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What I mean, like
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Not as good.
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It’s It’s
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two. That’s why you have two.
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But Ai
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mean what Hello, science. Ketchup.
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You can live with fucking stealing people’s kidneys.
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You can live with one kidney, but how much does it affect your, like, ai? Like, you exercise still? Can you I
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Sai don’t know.
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What would it do to be?
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Very good question.
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I think you live life relatively normal. Yeah. People do it for loved ones.
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It’s interesting that people get kicked in the kidneys all the time, but you don’t really hear about too many, like, severe kidney injuries. You know, ai, you hear about liver injuries.
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Yeah. Like, you
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hear about internal bleeding from guys from body shots. Don’t hear too much about kidney injury.
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Dude, getting punched in the fucking liver, it’s the most painful thing
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It’s weird.
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On the planet, dude.
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It’s a weird feeling.
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It’s crazy. It’ll it just shuts your body down. You roll around on the floor and start crying.
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I think that’s what I think Mickey Gall told me his
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Mickey Gall kicked me in my kidney.
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Oh, but he said that he’s a gigantic?
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Yeah. So I I sparred with Mickey Gall once, and I sparred with Michael Bisping once, and both of them put me down with liver shot. No. I’m sorry. Liver shah. Not kidney.
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Liver.
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Liver shah. Like but they they they called it. Is this how good fighters are? Like, this man’s like, hey. Watch this. Bang. And they just put me down. I mean, literally, the whole gym of people cackling, laughing at me as I roll around the floor as a man. It’s fucking pathetic.
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Have you seen
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Ilya Magoria do that to people? He does it to fans. He hits him with a liver shot.
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Oh, no.
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They ask him. No. So he’s liver shot and bare knuckle. Iliad Liporia, bare knuckle liver shot in people.
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You I’d rather be punched in the face 10 out of 10 times.
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But Mickie said when he lost to Diego Sanchez, it was because his kidney started shutting off.
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That’s why he bit him.
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I bet that is a weight
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loss thing. He said that’s what he sai. It’s a weight loss.
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Yeah. That’s a brutal thing that they do, man. Ai, Kayla Harrison who just won the bantamweight ai. Bro.
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Oh, that picture of her She is. Way
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in. So big. She’s so jacked and that her getting down to one thirty ai, I don’t know how much weight she’s losing. I don’t really wanna ask, but I do. You know, we’re not supposed to ask ladies what they weigh. Ai. But shah was competing Even
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professional fighting?
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Yeah. And when she was over at the PFL, she was fighting at one fifty five.
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Well, her picture her picture of her at the the actual weigh in
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Mhmm.
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Was ai scary.
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Yeah. It’s ai fucked up.
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Was it gonna thumbnail from like crack whore confessions? Or is it like
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Sai, this is the problem. The UFC had a 145 pound division and Amanda Nunes was the champion of it. Like, for the health of both fighters, like, that would be a good way. I mean, it really depends on if Kayla Harrison can continue to make one thirty five and defend the title because I don’t know who’s gonna beat her.
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She’s too fucking strong. She’s so strong. That was
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a lot with like the chicks. It sai like a real dominant chick for a while.
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Mhmm. Alright. With Amanda, it was k o power. Amanda was one of the rare women that she could just touch you and just blast you out of orbit. You know, it’s usually with women, it’s like a combination punches, like Amanda had extraordinary power. Like, when she knocked out Cyborg, that was wild, dude.
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That was she just folded Cyborg. I’m like, that lady can crack.
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What was the was it Silva? This last weekend there was a knockout. The guy was asleep standing, and it was the most softest of a turnover. Yes. Yeah. Turnover like chin punches.
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A Korean dude. Yeah.
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He’s young. So 23 years old.
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It was like he Joseang Yu. He moved
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and just ai it was the smallest little ai Oh, it was a little bit pull it from the shoulder or nothing.
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One of the best left
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hooks of all time. The guy was asleep before he hit the ground. It was crazy.
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One of the best left hooks of all time. It was literally like this. Bam. Like, he just turned it over.
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And he’s a kid. Right?
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Yeah. He’s young. No. He’s not that young. No. No. No. Here it is. Boom. Look at that. Yeah. I think he’s 28.
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That’s a lot of his momentum coming in too. It’s ai the perfect place timing.
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For sure. But he’s also sai really good boxer.
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He’s getting knocked out and then some dudes doing backflips in the ring. That’s
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ai worst feeling in the world. Ai was by the way, I don’t know how I would I’m not a good enough sport for if I was knocked out and they come over and start doing that thing where they’re touching my face sai lot and be like, thank you for the opportunity. Go get the fuck away from me. You can’t? A lot of people do. You fucking jerk off? I don’t wanna talk to you.
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He goes, hey, will you pray with me? No. Will you pray with me? To who? A God that hates my guts?
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Shit. That’s so funny.
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I’m praying to God this whole training camp. I just got fired. I’m jacked.
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Ai just gave me a concussion. That’s sai Thanks, God. That’s hilarious.
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I guess, God, I thought
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I was training wrong. This lady’s got a problem because if shah, you know, other than the Amanda Nunes fight, who? Well, who’s gonna pay to watch her just steamroll somebody? You know, like every if she can continue to make one thirty five, if she becomes a marathon runner or something and drops even more muscle mass and can make one thirty five, who the fuck is gonna be able to deal with that?
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It was like Mike Tyson back in the day Yeah. Became a thing where they arya, like, offering you money back on the pay per views if you if you didn’t last at least two rounds.
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Did they? Yeah.
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Yeah. That was the whole thing. It was, like, because he was knocking people out so fast. It was, like, yeah, I’m not paying for this. This is Everybody
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would look at a pay per view based on how long you thought the fight would last. Like, $60, man. Yeah. It wasn’t that much back then. But but I remember people being bummed out. It was ai a thirty second knockoff.
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But it was also fun to, ai, it was almost like Mike Tyson, his thing was he was so vicious and badass.
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Yeah.
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That was ai fun to watch somebody that dominant, you know. Yeah.
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But also the crazy I
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think the UFC people, the like, they wanna they want the back and forth. They want five crazy fights. They sana, like, you feel like you’re getting your money’s worth.
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I remember after Tyson Holyfield, the ear thing.
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Mhmm.
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I ordered that pay per view and I was driving around that night afterwards listening to the radio and people were, like, like, tons of complaining on sports radio. I’m like, you just watched a guy bite a another man’s ear off. Like, what
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If they would have sold it that way
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before dollars just for that.
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Yeah. Before the fight, if they were like, watch a man eat another man’s ear, like, I’ll pay anything you want. Didn’t he bite him twice? Yeah. Ai didn’t get it off the first time though.
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Was for that fight.
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The fact that Mike Tyson has,
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$50 back back then?
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His edibles that are ear shaped is one of the funniest fucking things on earth.
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The fact that their friends know. Evander Mike has loved it.
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Evander Holyfield has no idea what’s going on.
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He he doesn’t?
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He’d be friends with anybody. He is gone, sai. Evander Holyfield? Is he? Oh, he He was on my podcast two
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years back. He was really? Yeah.
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He’s only always on the phone.
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Back in LA. No, man. He was, like, super coherent back in LA. Damn. I mean, that was few years ago, seven years ago, maybe. How long ago was Evander on the show? Yeah.
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Did he
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fight Vitor? Is that who fought Vitor? Yeah. That was his question. I don’t I don’t think
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he had a real camp for that fight either. Yeah. Yeah. I think that was a last minute replacement because, Vitor was supposed to fight somebody else. Right?
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Yeah. Very few athletes will ever, I think, at this point I know there’s bigger contracts now than that.
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ai. So six years ago.
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But very few athletes will ever understand the idea of that, like, what those guys lives were like. You know, ai, Riddick Bowe.
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Oh, yeah.
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Riddick Bowe was champion for, like, two fights. Sai mean, you know what I mean? And he was awesome. Didn’t have a he was awesome, but he didn’t have a long run or anything. And then right you see his thing, it’s ai 14 acres with white tigers everywhere and ai his clothes are silk.
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Like, they’re immediately like, they were just getting handed, like, $50,000,000 a a in one night. I know it’s like you train for that night, but that’s a crazy amount of like, no athletes get that. Yeah. Well Ai, anymore. Nothing like that.
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There’s a few. Canelo does. Does he? Yeah. Canelo has a giant deal with the Oh, I don’t even maybe
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even boxing still has that with the pay per view, like, taken. I just mean Yeah.
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Some of these boxers are making pretty fucking nuts. Yeah.
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But that sports the only sports that I ai, UFC never paid like that, has it? I
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don’t know what the most amount anyone’s been paid in the UFC for a fight. If I had a guess, it’s gotta be Connor.
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Yeah. Without a doubt.
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Yeah. I know Connor has made more than a $100,000,000 in the UFC, I believe. Yeah. See if that’s a fact.
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Is that going all ai? Meh should
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sai that because I don’t really know. I just read some article that tried to break down how much he made for each pay per view and how much he made, at the beginning of his career, you know, ai, when he first burst onto the scene.
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Yeah. It’s a
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I got two numbers in the first results that says 39.3, and then down here sai
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a 100.
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108. Yeah. It might include
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sai box.
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Yeah. So there’s, like, the pay per view bonuses versus, like, fight pay. So
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Ai I was gonna say is
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I thought he made a ai dollars from the Floyd fight. So it can’t
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be that. 30,000,000 from that.
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So 30,000,000 30,000,000
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Oh,
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it says 30,000,000 from the boxing match in Floyd. I thought it was a 100,000,000.
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And his biggest payout was against Khabib for $28.05 almost?
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Yeah. He’s, so 28,000,000. He’s probably made the most.
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But his life If I had yes. Getting that was all pay per view bonus. That was a huge pay per view.
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Mhmm. Ai. But, but he did get paid. I mean, that but that’s the only way they get paid anyway. Yeah.
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Of course.
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I mean, the the pay per view bonus thing is great because it forces them to promote, but I don’t mind a silent killer. I don’t mind an Alex Pereira. I don’t wanna see him promoted. He don’t have to promote. That dude promotes when he puts people in the orbit. You know, just let him train.
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Let him shoot a fucking bow and arrow at a soccer ball. Let let him train. Like, don’t fucking pawn that guy out and have him do media everywhere. Like, leave his energy alone. Like, you guys can do enough with promotion from his highlight reel.
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Do you know? But the guy like
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Connor though, that fucking guy like if he can get on the radio, if he can get on a talk show, if he could start talking shit, he’ll the the number Dana sees dollar bills like fucking Scrooge, Big Tuck. He’s like, start throwing gold coins in the air. Connor was the best at it.
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What about the a couple weeks ago, Aaron Blanchfield versus, what’s the girl she was fighting? They they canceled it. Macy Barber.
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Yeah.
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They canceled it as it was starting. They already did the package for the main event. Mhmm. And then they found out that Macy Barber had, like, passed out. She had a, sai seizure next stage.
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Ai don’t wanna speak out of turn. So it’s some sort of medical condition, and she was in trouble. And so they sent her out
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to the hospital
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to get checked out.
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Yeah. Ai mean, they they literally said, alright. Now it’s time for the main event. And then they were ai, well, never mind. We’re not doing it.
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Yeah. I don’t again, I don’t wanna speak out of turn, but I think she might have had some health concerns. She she’s had a bunch of health concerns over the last couple of years, I think. So and then she missed weight, which is never a good sign. You know, when they missed weight, usually something’s off.
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Yeah.
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A lot of times they’re injured or sick or something. But whatever it was, it sucks
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for That sucks for Erin Blanchfield. Do you just she’s actually from my hometown in Jersey.
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Oh, she’s a beast dude.
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Yeah. She’s a monster.
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Very good. Very young too.
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Or you’re gonna meh him ai say something shitty about her and then be like, I know her actually really good. She’s a dumb bitch. Oh, I grew up with her. What an ass.
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I ai, with the Dave Porterfield. You know, he’s a big fan of, Meatball Molly McCann, who’s great too. But he’s like, Ai betting on Molly and I go, he and he’s like, you think? I go, dude. Ai, Erin Blanchfield is the truth. Like, she’s a fucking problem.
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Yeah.
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She’s a problem. She gets a hold of Molly and she just ragdolled her.
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If you were gonna Speak Rose your own sport, how do you you think you would hit good?
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Oh, I used to bet on it.
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Yeah.
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But I can’t affect the outcome. Sure. So I used in the early days of the UFC, when they first started having lines in sportsbooks, I’d bet. Because I would see, like, you’d see shit like Anderson Silva. It’s ai, if this isn’t an 800 to one
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01:04:04
Anderson versus Travis Lueder, like, okay.
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Uh-uh. That was that was different. Okay? Travis Lueder lost that fight in my opinion because he cut too much weight.
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You think he won the fight?
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He was he had it mounted early in the fight. Let me tell you something. Travis Lueder’s Brazilian jiu jitsu was fucking elite. Yeah. All the guys that I know that train with him, like, oh, dude. He’s ai Ricardo Liborio level. They’re ai, he’s special. Like, he he did the ultimate fighter and everybody was terrified. And they’re like, that motherfucker gets you on the ground. You’re in trouble.
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Yeah.
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He’s just a machine in jujitsu. So I saw him cut weight and he looked so bad his lips were cracked. Wow. His face was sucked in and he was shuffling to the scale and he still didn’t make weight. He never made weight.
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Oh, is that what happened? He wasn’t a title fight. That’s right.
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He would
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have won the title if he won. That was
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crazy. They used to give the winner of the ultimate fighter a title shah, like, back in the day. That was, like, a crazy, like, just sort of, like, prize. Like, it’s just changed. It’s turned into such more of a legitimate sport now that you can’t just give, like, ai winner of a reality show a sai title for
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America’s Got Talent used to give a million dollar ai, and then one day they just changed, like, you just be part of an America’s Got Talent show in Vegas. Did they always give you a title fight? Is that I
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think the first few saloni. Yeah.
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I think Travis had had a few fights in the UFC before that, dude. That was, long after the Ultimate Fighter. Uh-huh. I’m bryden 90% sure, because I know he knocked out Marvin Eastman. I remember that fight. And, you know, he he fought quite a few dudes, but the the main theme was when Travis got a hold of you, you were fucked.
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And And he got a hold of Anderson sana Anderson looked it was early in the ai, but then he got a Anderson got him in a triangle. He just tired out and Anderson was blasting him back.
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When he first came in, it was crazy.
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If you saw that guy the day before, you’d go, oh ai god. How is this guy even alive? He should be taken to a hospital. Yeah. He looks so bad. I’ve seen a lot of people weigh in looking really bad, but Travis was the worst. So look at this. He’s mounted on top of Anderson early in the ai.
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Ai mean, I’d skipped ahead. He had him he was mounted for, like, two and a half minutes.
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Yeah. I meh, but he just gassed out, man. I mean, he just had nothing left. He lost too much weight, man. And so then Anderson got him in ai and started fucking him up with elbows. So they came a point in time where you could see him visibly fading, you know.
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Yeah.
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I think if look at that mount, bro. Look how slick that is. I mean, this dude is so slick. Travis was so dangerous, man. He could have possibly submitted him, but he was just too big for the weight class. He shouldn’t have been making that weight. So that’s that’s my point.
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It’s like, yeah. He was a live dog in this fight is my point. Yeah.
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He was tired of that. That wasn’t even really an escape that Anderson did.
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He lost way too much wood. Dude, he was dead the day before. I meh, dead. When I saw him dead, he looked like he might die.
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Have you ever gotten talked to a fighter about the psychology of, like, once you ai, when you’re just like his dominant force and once you lose, like, just your whole thing change like Roy Jones Junior was overnight.
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Yeah. Overnight. Overnight.
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They said that one guy called him out and said he was ducking him.
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Antonio Tarver.
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Tarver sai he was ducking him. Then Antonio Tarver beat him. Then Ai Johnson just beat him, knocked him through the ropes. It was just like ai became like, oh, you can just beat him.
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But Glenn Johnson knocked him out whereas one of those scary ones where your arms are stiff. Yeah. And, it didn’t seem like he hit him that hard either. That was
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It seemed like it couldn’t be real that it was happening. It was ai two fights before that was the fight was the fight I believe where he’s hitting the guy and he tells the ram, he’s like stop the fight and then the ref didn’t and he hit him a few more times.
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Yeah. Then he passed the end zone.
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Ai, that was like, two fights before it was just all over.
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Yeah. But you know what happened? Roy went up to heavyweight and he fought John Ruiz
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and then he
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dropped back down to light heavyweight and that’s a real problem. There’s, like, he got knocked out. Sai he’s ai, he’s stiff, dude. Like, when you get knocked down and you’re just, like, stiff here. Ugh.
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Ai Silva Oh, that’s so awful. Wasn’t it pretty much Anderson’s ai the leg went in the fight? Yeah. Like, it was just like he never really he won ai since, but he never really captured back, like, we’re just going to watch him. We went first UFC we ever went to was one zero one in Philly. Was Forrest Griffin.
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Forrest Griffin.
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And a racist ass Philly. I don’t know if it’s coming out.
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01:08:11
That night for us in general was just a a hilarious thing. We went with it was me, Dave, and Louis, all three of us. This is
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01:08:18
the first the first white boy weekend?
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First white boy weekend. We went to, like, ai Ozfest or Mayhemfest and then
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Mayhemfest. Yeah.
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And then UFC. Lewis and Dave brought their friend who I was not getting along with and a girl who was Shout out to Crypto West. Crypto West. We used to, Lewis used to date a girl who became friends with the group sort of, and she came with us also.
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01:08:40
And she was a she will say she’s a she’s a chunkier girl. Dude. This is back look. This is back in the day when I was younger. It’s like, if you become friends with a girl, like, you can’t separate friendship.
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Sana see her. You don’t have to over explain that you fuck the girl that wasn’t Shah. She’s
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01:08:53
really hot,
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01:08:53
I meh,
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01:08:54
but she’s super
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It’s okay.
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Look. You know what I’m saying? Now I wouldn’t have dated tyler. But, yeah. She was a little bit of a chunkier girl. And, whatever it was that we were just we were just talking shit, like, you know, watching the fights. Everyone’s just being animals. We ended up getting to a thing with these guys in front of us.
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Like, it was, like, it was maybe four four of us, and I wanna say maybe three of them. We might have outnumbered them. No.
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I don’t think so. At first, it was just there was, like, one or two guys just there. The other guys were gone.
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Yeah. We we whatever It’s like a coyote trap.
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Yeah. I’ll show you one coyote. The rest of them
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surround you. And we we started talking shit with these guys. It just turned into like a
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01:09:27
Why don’t we I mean, we shouldn’t make this up. We’re not looking none of us are looking for trouble, guys. The guys were I think we were talking and saying shit, ai, being funny, and I think that they ai were giving us, like, sai why don’t you guys shut the fuck up kind of thing?
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Yeah. You know
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what I mean?
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Like We’re being dickhead comedians and they’re, like, really serious about watching an MMA fight right now.
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01:09:45
First whatever in Philadelphia. And they turned around,
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01:09:48
they start talking shah. So then I we start talking shit to them. We kinda chomped the two guys and then their group of friends show up and they get wind that they just got chomped by these fucking loser comedians.
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They left the nerds behind and they went and got merch.
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Yeah. Oh, boy.
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01:10:00
So then these guys came Make
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the nerds get merch.
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01:10:02
Let me see who
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we’re working with. It became
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a whole arya. These guys started talking shit to us. And, by the way, we were above them. We could’ve fucked it. We should’ve just
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01:10:09
Oh, higher ground.
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01:10:10
We should’ve just dominated these ai. But whatever had happened, we just didn’t wanna fight and get kicked out. We’re not, like, tough guys like that. So they start talking shah. And then this is, like, it’s such fight. It’s almost like when somebody spits on you, one of the guys goes, it was like, you’ll fuck you and fuck your fat bitch too about the girl that I was seeing and we all just acted like we didn’t hear it.
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01:10:28
Everyone sana like we didn’t hear it. We just communally agreed without even looking at each other, we were like, these guys, She sai there the rest of the ai, I can’t believe these guys were ready to fight for everything except me. When that was the final ai, he goes, oh, well, you should stick up for yourself lady. And then we just sat there.
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She’s a big girl. She could have helped.
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01:10:45
Then we went outside and pretended like we were waiting to find them as a sea of 18,000 people being moved. God, suck, boy. God, we did like jerk offs there. But then that was so funny because it was Philly, which historically, hilariously racist city. And Which fight was that?
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01:11:01
It was Forrest Griffin, Anderson. Oh, that one
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was crazy.
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Forrest Griffin. I mean, the the applause he when he came out, the ovation he got, they couldn’t wait.
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They loved him.
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And they they literally booed Anderson Silva. And then Anderson Silva handled that hilariously and quick.
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Yeah.
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And, and then when they, Forrest Griffin left immediately, he didn’t stay. He ran right out of the ring, which was a thing. And then, they, you know, they announced the thing. He goes, your winner. And still Anderson Silva. And the place booed. It was such a sweet moment because Anderson Silva seems like his personality is good. Yeah. It seems like and, and they’re, like, booing.
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01:11:36
And they had him on the big screen, and Anderson Silva goes, ai, he almost had, like, a really? Like and he’s, like, holding the belt, and they’re, like, yeah. Alright. You son of a bitch. That was amazing. And they cheered for him.
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Come on, man.
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Strange. But we saw we saw Boom. Like an 18 year old or 19 year old Jon Jones just walking around the arena that ai, and I didn’t know, I got into UFC way early. Me and my step up used to get, like, you know, ninja versus sumo wrestler Oh, wow. UFC. And then when it got, like, rules and everyone was kinda like, you know, trying to start doing ai actual MMA, I lost track of it.
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01:12:08
And Lewis and Dave were super into it. So they were you guys walking around? That’s funny when the rules came, you checked out. Checked out. Me and Dave,
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01:12:14
we became meh became friends. We were roommates in Brooklyn. We would go to the Blockbuster, rent the old UFCs. It was ai ultimate knockouts, ultimate submissions. They had, like, a series of videos. And, who’s it? Mark Lehman. He would teach you how to do moves. Sure. Yeah.
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01:12:27
Like, in the, there was, like, a segment where it’s like, hey, kids at home. Yeah. Just how you do a fucking art park. So me and Dave literally living in the shittiest, dirtiest apartment with a garbage everywhere and beer bottles everywhere, we would have grappling matches with our buddy, Wes.
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01:12:41
My cauliflower year didn’t come from jiu jitsu. This is from Dave Smith.
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01:12:45
He would dude, he would literally
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open hand smack we had open hand smacking rules.
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01:12:49
He would open hand speak me here.
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01:12:51
Political pun maybe the best political pun ai
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01:12:53
the life. Yeah.
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01:12:54
Where does that I’m gonna assassinate him.
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01:12:56
He was a pothead wigger who was grappling amongst garbage with me.
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01:12:59
That’s so funny.
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01:13:00
That’s how
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he started. Couch for a couple years.
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Did you guys ever imagine he was gonna be that good at, like, political commentary?
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I you know what? I shouldn’t say no. I didn’t know he was going to go to be that kind of big in it. The fact that he is great at it doesn’t surprise me at all, but
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it’s His recall is nuts.
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It’s interesting how ai, because I said this was just a guy vatsal time I said we smoked pot. We essentially raised my daughter off a gay couple during the day. Then my, ex wife would come home, and then we head into the city and meet up with Louis. How many times
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did your ex wife accuse you of doing gay shit with Dave?
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01:13:30
Several, you know, it’s funny before one of the reasons I was able to give why I was leaving when I left was, I went in her thing to see if she was I was like, well, I should see if she’s cheating also. Ai. And I went through her computer, and it was nothing about her cheating at all.
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It was several times looking up what to do when you find out your husband is gay.
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I was like, what?
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01:13:56
What? That’s such a shame.
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01:13:57
Imagine being a woman married to a guy and thinking he’s secretly sneaking away and sucking cock.
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01:14:01
That’s sai video that you’re following up recently. The girl, like, caught her her boyfriend, her husband.
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01:14:06
They
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look staged. I saw that.
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Did you
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01:14:07
saw that?
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01:14:07
You think it was staged? I don’t think so, dude. I don’t think she’s that good of an actress.
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I think a lot of these are staged.
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They might be.
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I mean I think a lot of them are staged.
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01:14:14
She was losing ai bunch of you’re fucking that ai. You’re fucking him, Chris. Really?
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01:14:19
Cheaters getting caught by their significant others though, as much as I’ve felt that pain, I love those video. That’s a ram lot of drama too. Ai the Cheaters?
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And there was
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a guy
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01:14:26
called staff on a boat? All fake. All fake? All fake. I believe it.
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01:14:30
I’ve talked to so many people who’ve worked at Cheaters before and stuff ai recently I wanted to be the host. They brought Peter Gunz from Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz uptown baby. Remember that song? Yeah. He became the newest host. Before him, it was, Gary or, Clark Gable the third it was like Clark Gable’s grandson. Seriously, it was ai Clark Gable the third or something.
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01:14:54
Ai, he died from a drug overdose. The original guy who hosted it was a guy named Tommy Habib. He was pretty great at it. Then the little guy got stabbed. Fake. Completely fake.
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01:15:04
Do you remember Morton Downey Junior? Of course. He was the best. Mouth. He was the best.
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01:15:09
Yeah. He would just smoke on the show and just yell at people. He’s like, alright. So you’re a Nazi. Here’s the Jewish defamation league. Let’s bring him out the fight.
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01:15:18
This is what’s crazy. There was a guy who used to work as a doorman at one of the comedy clubs, like ai wannabe comedian. He would also get jobs on these reality shows. And the way it would work, they’d call him up. Hey. We’re looking for someone whose brother had an affair with his wife, and he just found out. He goes, what a coincidence.
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01:15:37
My brother just sai like, that would be the thing. They go, great. Come on in. And we’re looking for a guy who came back from Vietnam very disillusioned, you know. Whatever the fuck it is, they would he would just say they would just say that to him and he go, great.
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01:15:48
And they knew it was bullshit and he would just show up and act it. They would just give him a so you came back from Vietnam and what did you discover there? And he he would just start talking.
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01:15:57
When it’s real, it goes bad. They had the one thing where the the guy it was Jenny Jones that ruined her fucking career completely. The guy
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01:16:05
Ai guy was in love with
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01:16:06
They were like ai were like, hey. I’ll I’ll do the show, but it’s not gonna be a ai. Right? Who’s like into me? And they were like, no. No. No. And then it was it was this now he’s friends with two people, a big fat girl and a gay ai. And the big fat girl was sitting out there and he was like, oh shah. Okay.
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01:16:23
And they go, no, ai, it’s not her and they bring up the guy and he sai, he goes, oh, you lied to me and his face is real like embarrassed and he killed the gay guy later and that ruined Jenny Jones career completely.
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01:16:37
Yeah. You know, Jenny Jones was a meh, and she used to do, like, all girls night. So at the club, like, you couldn’t even be in the club. So they would do, like, a show where it would be all girl waitstaff, all girl everything. All girl audience.
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01:16:51
It’s the least funny show ever.
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01:16:53
Right. Everybody Ai not about girl. The service is slow. The math is wrong.
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01:16:59
And then she But with no security. Queen as shit.
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01:17:01
No security. Latina gang fights in every bathroom.
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01:17:06
I think it was just a regular club. It’s just they just only got female staff to run everything.
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01:17:11
That’s great. You sometimes see there was, like, an all female comedy festival.
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01:17:14
That’s if you ai doing all male comedy festival.
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01:17:17
It’d be hilarious. We have it. Skank fest.
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01:17:18
It’s a good festival. Have you seen that?
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01:17:20
You girls show up.
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01:17:21
Did you ever see that there’s, like I forget. There’s some shift in some town where their brag is, like and this shift is all a 100% female police officers. Like, well, now we know the time and place, dude. Let’s lose. Yeah. Take over this fucking city, dude.
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01:17:36
Don’t do that with a on a flight. I wasn’t on it, but I’ve seen it where it’s ai, I’d be like, just so you know, today, all of the flight attendants and our captain and co captain are female. You’re like, what? Let me off this fucking flight ai now.
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01:17:49
Wasn’t that the case in Toronto where the plane flipped upside down? I think that was that
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01:17:53
movie flight with Denzel Washington.
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01:17:54
No. No. No.
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01:17:54
They woke you up and they were like, hey. Do you know how to The lady she
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01:17:58
came in hot. She came in hot on the landing and flipped the plane.
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01:18:01
Oh, yeah. When her it landed upside down, I did. Yeah. Yeah. Bro. Yeah.
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01:18:04
Yeah. I think that was one of them deals.
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01:18:06
If I get a female Uber driver, I rebook my Uber.
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01:18:10
Oh ai god.
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01:18:10
They drive so slow and ai, like, the the laws.
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01:18:12
Oh my god. They’re not just in Waymo.
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01:18:15
I did. I’ve been in Waymo ai.
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01:18:17
Because I yeah. Dude, an Asian woman driver is the worst. There’s a lot of that in New York City sometimes. Yeah. It’s crazy. And they are saloni, and they do not change lanes. And it is brutal to sit there in the back and not yell.
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01:18:28
I know. And then they’re going exactly the speed limit, so you can’t complain? Yeah. Like, please break the law. This is crazy.
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01:18:34
Guy who’s one of the producers of Top Gear in The UK, he got his license revoked because he went 24 miles an hour in a 20 mile an hour zone. They took his license away for six months.
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01:18:46
Dude, weird.
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01:18:47
Is it bad town? I’ve got to use England.
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01:18:49
That town needs a Mexican uprising, it sounds like.
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01:18:51
Sounds like they did an English uprising.
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01:18:54
That’d be 20 it’s fucking big.
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01:18:55
20. I was just driving from Manchester to London. When you get into London, the speed limit is 20 miles an hour.
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01:19:03
That is so crazy.
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01:19:04
It’s insane.
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01:19:05
How ai kilometers per hour is that?
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01:19:06
I ai know but because the the my driver, had it was in miles per hour, like his, speedometer, And it was 20 miles an hour he was going. And I it just feels like you’re in slow motion. It’s insane.
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01:19:17
Well, do they sana do they always use miles per hour? I think they use kilometers. Right?
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01:19:21
No. I think
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01:19:22
they do. Canada uses kilometers.
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01:19:23
I thought they used kilometers. But this car this car specifically had miles per hour on the Spitometer.
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01:19:28
I don’t really
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01:19:28
like ai.
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01:19:28
But you’re on the wrong side of the road? Yeah. Is that weird? I I wasn’t a driver on the right side of the road.
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01:19:34
Well, I wasn’t driving. I did drive in in Jamaica sai because that was an English owned, country. Territory. So, they’re on the opposite side as well. And I rented mopeds when I was in Jamaica, and you get used to it very quickly. Like, you think it’s gonna really turn you around, but, ai, whatever it is, your mind just flips it and And
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01:19:51
sai soon as I drive into Canada ai away, we’re in Canada signs, I’m like, oh, no. Oh, no. Here we go. We sana go.
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01:19:57
Go east.
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01:19:58
Yeah. Oost. Oost. Nord.
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01:20:00
How many different countries use inches and miles an hour? Doesn’t everybody use kilometers now? Doesn’t everybody use the metric system?
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01:20:07
They’re wrong. It’s crazy.
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01:20:09
They tried it on us when I was in high school.
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01:20:11
Really?
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01:20:11
Yeah. They tried to re they tried to introduce the metric systems if this is gonna be the thing that we all accept. And everybody’s ai, nah.
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01:20:18
Yeah. Nah. Antiquated. Not in this country, bitch.
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01:20:20
I don’t follow the Dewey Decimal System either. Nope. Suck my dick, old people. Woah.
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01:20:25
Fuck your kilograms. Yeah. It’s a weird thing that one country just says, nah. We can’t learn it.
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01:20:33
Fuck that.
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01:20:34
I mean, how many countries have it? How many countries have inches? I think it’s maybe England.
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01:20:39
It says, The UK, USA, and Canada keep miles per hour.
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01:20:43
Oh, so is that what is England has miles per hour?
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01:20:45
Oh, no. They have it, like, it’s it’s double, but it’s their main thing is definitely kilometers for sure.
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01:20:50
Yes. Everything else is, whatever.
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01:20:53
Everything else is kilometers? So it’s ai it was like six countries that have, kilometer or miles per hour.
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01:21:01
Or inches.
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01:21:03
It’s just weird that we didn’t like I I still don’t know.
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01:21:05
I feel like dick is inches in every You think so? Place.
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01:21:09
Ai dick my dick is 36 decimeters. Yeah.
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01:21:12
No. It’s tires around that. It’s 26,000 kilometers. Do you know ai you guys know what it could? Do you guys have a
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01:21:17
Vast majority of countries use kilometers per hour. 9% of the world uses miles per hour. US being the notable example. Interesting.
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01:21:26
So it’s all The UK. I wasn’t wrong.
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01:21:27
When I was in, England for the fights, they measure people in stone. So they sai 10 stone.
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01:21:33
And then I have no idea what that means.
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01:21:35
I think it’s 230 pounds. I think it’s is it 13 pounds each stone? It’s a weird old timey Yeah. Fucking meh, but you have to say it.
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01:21:43
Was it actually based off of
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01:21:45
the stones? I think so.
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01:21:46
Probably, yeah.
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01:21:47
14 ai.
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01:21:48
So that would be 240 pounds, 10 stone.
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01:21:50
I think it was actually, ai, like a fucking scale a justice scale with, like, a sana one side and stones on the other. I think it’s what it comes from.
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01:21:57
I do like England though. It’s shitty food, but it’s still just a cool vault. Like London,
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01:22:01
it’s like that. Only circumcised person in a room, you piece of shit.
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01:22:04
So no. 10 stones, a 140. Right? You said you said it’s £14 per?
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01:22:10
Yeah.
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01:22:10
Okay. 20 saloni be £240. So then you’d have to say the the, like, eight like, five stone nine ounces, then say the fucking pounds afterwards. It was it’s weird. Like, why we’re talking about weird things to keep holding on to. Stone. That’s a strange one.
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01:22:26
Do you go and see the places? Any of those weird destinations for UFC?
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01:22:29
I definitely have. Yeah. Yeah. London’s cool. It’s interesting. You you you’d go into a bar that’s a 500 year old place.
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01:22:36
It’s weird.
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01:22:36
Like, there’s some old shit in that town.
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01:22:39
Oh, yeah.
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01:22:39
You know?
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01:22:40
And you see how New York was, like, designed after it. So Mhmm.
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01:22:43
Yeah. Yeah. London’s a cool town. I like I like honestly, if I like cities that remind me of New York. So, like, I love Rome. Rome’s ai the OG New York. Right. It’s fucking really cool.
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01:22:53
How so? I don’t think you’re right. I’ve never been. How’s it like New York?
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01:22:57
It’s just it feels like
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01:22:58
because back in the day, it was ai the most pope. You talk soccer.
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It’s like the hub. It’s ai very fast moving.
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Yeah. They were they were more advanced than everyone. They were just ai, you know, architecturally, technologically, they they were way ahead of their time with everything.
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That Sana Peter’s Basilica is bananas. Sai Ai think about that all the time. I think about it all the ai, like, the amount of work involved in making something that spectacular.
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The Sistine Chapel is fucking nuts, dude. Ai went blind painting it. Yeah. Like, he was on scaffolding and, like, paint was just dripping into his eye and he sort of going mad and fucking
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Oh, God.
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It’s so cool.
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And the details and he wasn’t even a painter, which is the craziest thing. He wasn’t like, he wasn’t that wasn’t by trade what he did. He was just a genius and could ai emulate like that crazy
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ass art. He could do anything. The sculptures were insane. Yeah. The fucking art in the Vatican too is nuts. When you’re walking through the place, ai, how much money is all this worth? Like, this is
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crazy. Arya museum in the world, and I’m going again. I brought my son a few years ago on a father son trip, and he I mean, he was a little eight years old. We we did a four hour tour. We could have done an eight hour tour. It was so cool. It was just never ending.
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Just every room was more awesome than the next. They had the big map room. Did you see that? They had ai a meh. It was like, you know, a 150 feet wide, fucking however many feet tyler. And it was 99% accurate.
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And whatever year it was that they made it, it was ai I don’t know how like, hundreds and hundreds of years ago, 99% accurate drawn by hand.
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It’s crazy.
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I can’t even begin to tell you how like, I have no idea how that could possibly be done.
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Lewis swore to me today he was gonna crowbar an art talk. I did. He said in the ai, he goes, I bet I can get Joe talk art.
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01:24:32
How about their books?
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I sai, he’s gonna think it’s gay. And he was ai, I bet he doesn’t. It’s ai that art would be gay. You know?
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Yeah. When you the the books that they have too, they have a crazy library. Yeah. Like, they probably have some books from the ai of Alexandria. They got tucked away in there.
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Well, apparently, the deeper you go, like, the more, like, exotic the shit is. There’s, like, levels that you can only have access to if you’re, like, a king or a fucking
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That’s why I believe people are capable of hiding UFO information. That’s why I believe people are capable of because they’re people capable of hiding all kinds of shit.
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But what’s you ai in England shah. No one gives a fuck. Hey, Jayhawks. What are they hiding in their saloni, things for their food, tastes good?
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The king’s list. Yeah. This is when we had dragons. But
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Ai yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, the history of dragons been stifled by one of
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the Jay doesn’t travel. He won’t go to other countries. I’m trying to get him to do shows, like, in The UK. Just I mean, they have the Internet. Well, you gotta figure it. New York to LA is a six hour flight. New York to Amsterdam is a seven hour flight.
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I’ve done everything everything I did overseas, I did probably or most things, I should say. Probably a little young in comedy and intimidated myself on the situations. Well, it’s not because you’re forced and
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you can’t go to, like, a nice nice restaurant or, like, you you I’ll
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be saying that. When I was in South Africa, I was wealthy, dude. It’s their money is garbage. But, but no. But Ai telling you, I’ve and I’ve enjoyed some of the places when I’ve gone to them. It’s just ai Sai am such a a regular idiot that I’m just like, I’m not gonna understand the food. And what what am I gonna plug my stuff into?
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Doesn’t it explode if it’s wrong?
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Dude, Amsterdam is sai when you go to your,
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like ai.
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When you walk through the red light district, like, the places where you could buy, like, snacks, like, do you know how many dude, it’s so funny. They have, ai, like, hot dogs on, like, pizza buns. It’s so for, like, dumb Americans to be ai, oh,
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a hot dog on a pizza bun. You fucking just eat this sandwich. Taco. Choco tacos are great. Choco taco.
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Choco tacos were fucking badass.
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I get it, Jay. Why travel? Fuck it.
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I, yeah. I follow the Kid Rock credo. Ai try to get famous here. Let’s just hand out here. This is the best place to be famous if you can get famous. Yeah. Who does it better than Kid Rock? Nobody. Ai guys really figured it it out.
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Also, by gunning down that Miller Lite, you know Bud Light. Bud Light rather. That Bud Light thing, they gun down those cans. Like, that was, like, one of the craziest moments in economy. Ai, that fucking the Bud Light stock dropped like a rock. Like that moment when Kid Rock Guns down the Bud Light.
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Kid Rock maybe though, if we were gonna appoint him something, he should make the minister of beer. Ai, he should be the person deciding what beer we should have. I’ll accept that because his friendship with the president is hilarious
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It’s funny.
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And wacky. There’s been no other thing like that ever. You know what I mean? You never found out like, oh, Bill Clinton and Iverson kick it once in a while. Right. Right. Like, that never happened.
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Well, there was, what the fuck’s his name?
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Oh, Bobby Brown and fucking Joe Biden fucking golf and crush ass together.
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What the fuck’s his name that’s friends with Kim Jong Un?
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Rodman. Rodman.
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Yeah. That’s Rodman. Rodman goes over there and hangs with Kim Jong Un.
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It’s the best documentary. Did you ever see that documentary? No. Oh, treat yourself as soon as humanly possible to Dennis Rodman’s Big Bang in Pyongyang. Oh, boy. It starts off as him going over there believing he’s doing something diplomatic, and then they go, alright. So you’re gonna go home and gather up some players and come here.
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And the documentary, filmmaker goes on the flight back when they were coming back now to North Korea. He goes, oh, I noticed from the last time that Dennis sai started drinking again. And he was supposed to be, like, stop drinking completely. And then the documentary takes off because it’s just Dennis Bryden fucking up in North Korea for two hours. Oh, no. So he first comes in drunkenly, starts bowing everybody.
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It’s not a bowing culture, so that’s pretty hilarious. He treats the, North Koreans like they’re dolls. Ai, grab them and make them come sing karaoke and just points at them, like, while they sing. He just dominates the room and everyone’s afraid of them and everyone hates them.
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Oh, no. It’s one
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of the best documentaries. Is there a trailer for a trailer?
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What a crazy thing to go hang out with a dictator. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, also Are
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you with a basketball? Come on.
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Kim Jong Un also does not want much to do with Dennis Robin.
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What?
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Like, after his meltdown, he, like, he, like, stiffs him. He, like, has Dennis Robin meet him at his, like, chalet, and then he’s not there. Woah. And then it’s just Dennis Rodman crying. Is this sai the trailer? Oh. We’re here today for Dennis Rodman to make
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a historic announcement following his recent visit to North Korea.
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The Ministry of Sports at the DPRK invites mister Dennis.
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I just realized how much influence stylistically you take
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from Dennis Rodman, Jay. Almost the same ai, a lot of people say.
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Mister Rodman is on a private trip, and our views about North Korea have not
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changed. You know, you got the Jaycees, the Beyonce, stuff like that. None of these people in the world
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are doing what I’m doing.
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Ai am concerned as many Americans are about giving a birthday present to a man who is seeing Wait. Pause it for one second. This that do you remember that interview on ESPN? No. So they had him and the players that agreed to play, go on there, and he loses his ai, Dennis Rodman.
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But in the documentary, they show you the whole buildup to that, which is, the ai meeting without Dennis Rodman. They’re like, Dennis is a little off his rocker right now, and Meh turning on us. We’re gonna do this interview with CNN while Dennis is asleep, hungover, and we’ll just do it just us, and we’ll be able to explain this better that we’re just trying to be diplomatic and do something here.
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And then Dennis Roberts wakes up and finds out they’re doing that.
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Oh my god.
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He just barge on, and he just cuts a wrestling promo on this and he’s just slobber filled. It makes no sense. Who just had his uncle executed. I’m the wuss ass. What the hell you think? I’m sending you. Look at these guys. Okay. Look at them. Sai great.
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Do you have to let the Koreans win when you go over there?
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Oh, it didn’t matter. The Koreans did the game was such nonsense. Like, at first, it was the Americans versus them. They this, Koreans kept up with them because they’re good and they’re giving a shit and trying. Dennis Robbins stops playing. He just changes out of his thing, puts on street clothes, and goes and hangs out with Kim Jong Il.
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01:31:13
Kim Jong Il ai away and then he goes at ai he just goes, some people switch jerseys and then he goes sai we could play together and he just has them play. He also has the audience, try to sing along happy birthday to Kim Jong un when he starts the game and the audience doesn’t know what he’s singing.
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So they just start clapping too fast while he’s singing. It’s it’s really it’s two fantastic hours of television. I recommend it highly. Wow. I love that kind of just brazen not seeing it what’s happening around you. Ai, everyone’s hating him and he’s just ai, I’m killing it.
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I can’t believe I got what he’s doing.
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That’s great. So he doesn’t go over there anymore?
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No. Well, I don’t think so. I’m sure he still drinks, though. You stopped drinking. How was Protect Our Parks with no drinking?
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It was fun.
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And you’re the only one not drinking there? Yeah. But then at some point, aren’t ram, like, wrangling three
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Yeah. People who are
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blackout drunk?
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But it’s okay. I’ve been blackout drunk. I know what it feels like. It’s it’s not bad. It’s just for for health purposes. I was like, I work out so much and I take care of my ai, like, why am I poisoning it all the time? And I said, let me just take a break. And I just take a break and I was like, god, why do I need it?
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I was
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like, what am I doing? Like, everybody’s like, do you sana drink? Yeah. Let’s have a drink. But sometimes, you’re just ai, shah? It’s just like a force of habit. You know, have a drink every time I do a set, have a whiskey, have a shot before I go on stage, and
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You feel like you’re doing something. You feel bored when everyone else is drinking, but it’s really no like, I have way more energy. When I’m not drinking
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Yeah.
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I could stay up and, like, be present. Like, I I wanna I wanna be in bed by 11:00 if I’m drinking or smoking weed.
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Dude, I’ve had three months off and I haven’t had one bad day. So I haven’t had one day physically where I feel like shit. That has to be it.
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Well, the other side is your metabolism. When I stopped drinking, I got really, like, just in incredible shah. And as you’re getting older, like, even just, like, whatever it does to, like, my metabolism, and everybody’s different, but it was, like, a huge difference in terms of how I felt in the gym, what how much I could run, how
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much I could lift. It’s fun. It’s fun poison. Yeah. It’s fun. What
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is my doctor again?
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Little lit.
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My doctor said those exact words. He’s ai he’s like, you’re poisoning yourself. He was like, it’s up to you. If you wanna poison yourself a little bit, that’s fine or a lot. You know, that’s okay too. But That
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guy sounds fun.
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Yeah. They were trying to sai for a while they’re ai, one doctor.
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If they make not doctor feel good.
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Remember they were trying to say for a while that one drink a night is probably good for you?
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Oh, like a glass of red wine Yeah. Is good for your heart.
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You know what the problem
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with that is aura rings. If you have an Oura ring, you wear one of those things and then you have it one drink, you’ll notice a difference in your sleep. It’s significant. It’s real. It’s measurable.
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Oh, ai I’ve tried ram track Ai tried to track anything that’s gonna be bad news. Yeah. They’re like, hey, you should get speak study. He goes, why ai know for a fact that I die 27 times a night?
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Yeah. Isn’t there, like, things you could do where you see a doctor and they’re gonna, like, be able to essentially predict within a couple years of when you’re actually gonna die?
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It’s the Joe Rogan doctors. Probably. Yeah. I wanna know, Joe. Who’s he sana Bert to where they come and they put him in that machine like Luke Skywalker on Hoth? And they come out and they’re, like, if you eat bean if you never eat beans again, you’ll live to
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01:34:09
105. Bert is gonna need more than that. Because every time I see him, he looks more like a grape. Like, settle down, boy. He’s, capable of doing it on his own, though. Bert has incredible willpower. Like, if Bert wants to
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ai a lot of weight,
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he just drinks so much.
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It’s part of his thing, you know. So I feel like he feels ai I I shouldn’t put words in his mouth, but he was ai, am I Bert Kreischer if I’m not getting fucked up and having fun with the fans like that?
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Like, if he does a show and he doesn’t take his shirt off, people will boo.
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Yeah. But he wants tickets. Paid to see tits. Ai think he wants to take his shirt off and they want it to come off. A 100%.
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I do too. I think I
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told I love it. I run
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to the balcony when he’s about to take his shirt off. Last time There’s a big cheer, the pop when he takes his shirt off, everybody goes crazy. It’s fun.
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When I did, Burt’s pocket last time, I was like, stuff that everybody get in your head about, like, all these complaints are about Burt being the same person that we all are and also who he is. But it’s like now it’s almost bryden, like, you know, he worries about that shit. I’m like, Bert, people want you to take your shirt off. Bert’s not your fault.
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About your family. You’re letting people, go ai, well, you don’t do it like this person. It’s like, well, you don’t tell jokes like Mark Norman. You know, that’s not what your thing is. So it’s not a thing to worry about.
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He reads the comments. That’s the problem. You read the comments, he’ll fuck with your head. No matter how mentally strong you are, if you’re reading a
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bunch of opinions about you, it’ll fuck with your head.
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01:35:24
Yeah. And it’s all and it’s it’s just ai the same people who go on to Yelp and write reviews. It’s just people that wanna complain. So when you go on to social media
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Yes.
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It’s just ai you get it feels like like, I have a pretty decent fan base. Like, Legion of Saints, we have a really, like, healthy fan bryden. And then there’s, like, 30 dudes
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Not healthy.
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No. Not physically healthy. There’s, like, 30 dudes who hate me and want my son to die. If you go into Twitter, I’ll just see that and it does ai fuck with you.
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It’s not good.
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Yeah. It’s all 30 of his followers.
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Well, there’s a lot of crazy people out there and there’s also a lot of kids who just sana get a rise out of you. Right. There’s a lot of things going on. There’s a lot of people that wanna fuck with your head, but it’s almost all unhappy people, unfortunately.
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I just learned very quickly though, like, the ones that I have responded to, even when I respond, like, my thing was always to respond ai funny. I’m not getting into fights. Yeah. Or so it’d be someone write like a two paragraphs about how terrible I ram, and I’d be like, you know, come on, Jimbo.
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01:36:14
You don’t mean it. And then how much they write I mean, without fail. Almost 100% of the time, they’re like, dude, just being a piece of shit, man. I had a crappy day. Love you, dude.
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01:36:23
Listen every day to
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When you meet him
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in real
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01:36:24
life, sometimes you’ll see there’s one guy who tweets at me almost every day where he sai, Louis J. Gomez has lip fillers and he’s trying to get this to be a thing to catch on. And then ai like every day he’s trolling me and I’m like, this fucking guy. And it, like, for maybe two years, Louis J. Gomez has lip fillers.
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He’ll respond to everything. Other people tweet at me. He’s like, just so you know, you’re you’re talking to somebody who has lip fillers.
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01:36:45
I don’t
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have lip fillers. I just have beautiful Puerto Rican lips. This guy showed up at
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a show little work.
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01:36:50
Dude, he showed up at a show in Lip fillers
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01:36:52
are wild for a dude. That’s wild.
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He showed up at a show in Raleigh, North Carolina with a t shirt that said Louis j Gomez has lip fillers. And then I was like, I should bite your fucking nose off your face.
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01:37:04
What are you doing?
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But he’s just like,
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oh, no.
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I’m a fan. Like, it’s hilarious.
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He’s just being silly.
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He’s just being silly every day.
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Being silly. Yeah. Yeah. That’s part of the fun of being a fan.
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01:37:11
Yeah.
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You know?
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No. Ai I I Get
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01:37:12
a rise out of you. It worked.
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01:37:14
I know. It’s just so I steer clear. He gotcha. He’s in
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01:37:17
the front row. He gotcha.
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He gotcha.
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01:37:20
I steer clear of the comment just because of that. Yeah. It’s ai, I don’t know. I’d really just meet people and if they show up, I guess They’re
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so sweet in person because Skankfest is, like, half of them are, like, people who are on Reddit and trolling. You go to Skankfest and it is just thousands of people that are, like
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01:37:32
Yeah.
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01:37:32
Just it’s love.
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Oh, it’s just skankfest particularly. It’s ai, you know, they say how many times in your life ai walk by a murderer. It’s like, how many times does Skankfest do Ai walk by, take a picture, and shake hands with somebody who was like, dude, you used to be good, but you suck dick in comedy now.
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01:37:45
Alright.
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You’re always gonna get guys like that.
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01:37:48
There was one guy who was a fan of ours in the old school when we were at the Creaking Cave back in New York. There’s a dude who was he used to wear black glasses, long black hair, and he was at every episode. He ended up murdering his mother. Oh, Jesus Christ. Murdering his mother
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01:38:00
and then ai friends with Doug Stanhope after murdering his mother.
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Ai, a jail pen pal with Stanhope. Woah. It was
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01:38:07
pretty funny. He, when he got out he’s out. He, like, lives like a halfway house type thing now because it was a mental issue that he did that. Which is He killed his mom. Clearly.
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01:38:15
If you kill your ram, well, you know, she might have been a bitch.
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She’d have to do something really bad.
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01:38:20
Yeah. If you kill your mom, I feel like I don’t care. You obviously have mental issues.
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01:38:23
Yeah. I
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don’t like it. Yeah.
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He was in the but he had that when he called us, he described that it was like it was like he thought she was like a demon that he had to stop before she got out in the world. Like, he went he went crazy.
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01:38:32
But I still feel like you should lock that guy up. You guys been paying
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attention to the BJ Penn stuff?
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01:38:37
He’s he’s, like, losing it. Right?
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01:38:38
BJ Penn claims that his family are imposters, that someone is, kidnapped his family and replaced them.
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01:38:45
Meh, yeah. That’s a very Yeah. They Isn’t it funny when they hit the with mania and manic shit like that and bipolar with those ai of things, like, it really, ai, they’re textbook. But if you look it up, because Ai looked it up before you look it up, it’s texting one sentence at a ai, like, a really a new found thing in, like, religion Mhmm.
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01:39:06
And, like, being serious about it all all of a sudden. Like, it’s always been that way. And we’re and they always have those things. That’s one of them too. Mhmm. Like, everyone’s everyone’s fake. Right. Everyone in my life has been replaced with somebody else. They called something particularly.
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01:39:17
Some of them
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think they have a chip in their head and people are talking to them.
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01:39:21
Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah. It’s very sai lot
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of that
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a lot
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of that is they have a chip in their head.
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01:39:25
Well, this guy who killed his mom and Doug Steno became friends with, Doug was doing a Zoom skanks one time episode with us and he had that guy call in. And, you know, we were asking him ai about what happened and he just, you know, he gave a very compelling story and we were saying goodbye to him.
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01:39:41
He goes, he ai, do you remember this? He goes, I just wanna say, you know, when I was going through all that horrible stuff and the last several years, it had been so difficult and terrible sana my family hating meh. But I still always, man, I listen to you guys and laugh and I just wanna say that I love you guys.
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And I was like, well, I think I think I speak for the group and I say,
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whew. Because
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we all are aware of what you’ll do if you feel someone is a problem.
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01:40:09
So Yeah. Or a demon.
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Yeah. Or possibly a demon. Yeah.
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Sai I’m the point is we have some great fans.
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Yeah. Yeah. I believe one’s part of their ai. On record.
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You guys are doing something really fun. You’re getting all the misfits together, you know, and you’re you’re celebrating comedy. So it’s like a real comedy, like a comics festival. Ai, the comics look forward to it. Everybody loves it. Everybody talks so highly of it. You know, and everybody says the vibe is so fun because they they just go there to sai, like, you know, people were real upset when Louis CK started to come back into the public eye.
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Yeah. But, one of my favorite moments is when he went up at Skankfest. They didn’t know he was gonna be there.
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That was the first time he performed in America after he got canceled.
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It was awesome. Yeah.
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It was it was I mean, it was wild and what’s beautiful about the fans, they’re educated comedy fans, so we didn’t even have to tell them to not pull out their cell phones.
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Yeah.
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Not a single person took a video. Not a single person, like, over the phone.
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Did because I watched the video.
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I took that.
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No. No. No. It was just you? I took
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that video of Justin Silver announcing ladies and gentlemen
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That’s great.
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Speak guest. And I didn’t take any of his set. It was just him walking on a stage, standing ovation. It made TMZ. It was fucking really cool. I mean, I was I was I was a pig and shit. I went outside. I got emotional. I was like, that was fucking so cool.
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That’s cool.
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What was really neat about what’s funny about that moment was I was with Soter, Dan Soter, and I was like, I was like, you wanna come ai? I’m gonna smoke a joint outside. He goes, yeah. Sure. And as we were just walking through that ram, I wasn’t even thinking about it. They go he goes, oh, you know, he goes, we should watch Louie come on real quick. And I’m like, oh, yeah. Sure.
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Like, I didn’t overthink of the moment you’re about to watch was so crazy. It was
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really it was really cool. Like,
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that was
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That was cool.
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That was, like, one of the coolest moments sai the festival. That and then
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the tough crowd. We did a tough crowd reunion at Skank Fest in Brooklyn a few years ago. Just having everybody from tough crowd get together and
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That’s awesome.
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Yeah. Colin, you know, being at the head of it, that was awesome.
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That was
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one of the best shows ever.
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He should he should just make it a podcast. Why? It would be a huge podcast.
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100%. I wonder if he has the name, if he owns the name I think
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he does. Crowd, but then
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he should definitely do it.
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I think he does. I think he just doesn’t want to.
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I think well, it might be something that someone needs to offer it to him and put it together, you know. Ai, if someone like It could
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be something if you said it, he’d be ai, I never even thought of that vatsal this moment.
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Yeah. No. A lot of people have. A lot he’s he’s been approached with it.
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He was great at the club. He was at the club a couple weeks ago.
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He’s awesome. Colin’s awesome.
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He was great.
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Mhmm.
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All the comics that worked there, they all, like, lined up to watch him, you know.
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I mean, he’s a real, like, pro he’s just such a pro. It’s also He’s so long so far. So interesting. Yeah.
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He’s such a ai
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guy. Well, he does the one man shows. Yeah. Fantastic.
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When I the last time I did a tough crowd, he warmed up the crowd and so he’s doing stand up in front of the crowd and he was fucking murdering. I’m like, this is way better than even tough crowd. Like, he’s one of the most underrated guys of all time.
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Yeah.
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You know, ai, all us comics know how funny he is?
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He’s like a real comics comic. And every every he’s ai in the top three for it’s like a it’s like a tell. Like, he’s there it’s always like top three for every comedian.
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It was also though that place was like the shah tank, though. Ai. When they got
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Oh, yeah.
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That fan. I never felt bad for somebody more in my life. That’s sai bad. On there. And the only segment that was, produced of Tough Crowd, you remember, was the last one. You had to write and give them, like, the whatever your little rant was gonna be about the final topic. You did it right? I did it once. Yeah.
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About that, final topic. That was the only, like, homework you had to do at all. And, that fan was clearly gonna do something about, like, his mother and do the voice or something.
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Mhmm.
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And Patrice, right before he like, it was about to his part his fourth segment thing, he goes, hey, I’ll see if you can do two minutes without talking doing your mom accent. Oh. And then No. And then Vos and all those guys just, like, started pouncing on him, and then he just had to ai, like, hey, you guys.
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So my mother called
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me a little bit. Oh, you have
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to do it still.
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That’s all we prepared. Oh, man. That was but it was like in the like an OG pod before podcasting was podcasting, like, just a bunch of comics sitting around, just barking at each other, arguing.
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Yep.
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So fun.
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It was fun.
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Way ahead of his time. But then again, like, Regis and Kathie Lee was a podcast technically too.
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Technically kidding.
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If you really think about it.
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Yeah. The View, all these shows.
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I think Opie and Anthony was the big start of it all.
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Yeah. For sure.
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That was what started off for me because that was the first time I was ever on a show where it was no structure.
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It was just comics. Shoot the shit. Yeah.
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Like, we all could be on Opie and Anthony. We’d be having this exact same conversation except Norton and Kumia and Opie would be here. Same fucking conversation.
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Yeah. You
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know? It
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was just
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it ai they meh you go.
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I was more of a, Howard Stern guy, you know, and Sai know so were you as well. But without Opie and Anthony, like, shows like Legion of Skanks wouldn’t exist. Like, that’s the truth. Like, we also there’s a lot of fans that are just, like, just these 50 year old truckers that are just, like, we need something and Yeah.
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Our generation was having a much harder ai, like, it wasn’t, like, back in the day when Stern was Howard Stern was bringing on comics, all the comics because that was, like, his crew he was trying to build up. Like, we were past that. So we had no there was no, like, show that was like that for anybody, which except for O. P. Anthony.
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I was Ron and Fez. You remember Ron and Fez
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shah? Sure.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That’s the show that kinda, like, took me in that I, jobbed with best. Yeah. And that was a lot of fun.
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Ron Bennington’s fucking great.
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He’s hilarious.
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He’s the best. Sai funny.
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Yeah. There’s, like, you know, there’s a whole you could ram, like like, ancient man, you know, like, fucking prehistoric. You could track podcasts to where it is. But it’s Without
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a doubt. How about Marc Maron just quitting?
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I know. Crazy.
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He’s done. He’s he’s hanging it up. Not fun anymore.
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The, yeah. But, like, Obi and Anthony, what they did different than Stern was they put comics on. There was a few comics that would come on Stern they would interview, ai, but they were megastars. Obi and Anthony figured out they could put three or four comics in a room and create, like, a beautiful chaos.
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And it was just gonna be people bouncing off each other. You’d create these moments that nobody knew was gonna happen.
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Really cool. Stern did not believe in that. You want a cigar?
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I’ll take a cigar.
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Alright. Hell yeah, dude. That’s what I’m talking
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about. I love a good cigar.
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Meh. Stern’s thing now is for comics. Oh, Stern sucks now. Now it has to be I know it’s really it’s funny. Like, I was one of the last people to check out. Yeah. You ai Stern
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way too late.
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I still listen. I still arbitrarily just go to it, and I think he’s the best that ever did it. I think he I give him all the kudos in the world.
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Without him, there would be nothing.
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None of it.
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I give
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him all the kudos in the world. It’s just I think the, like, I don’t think I think his last, like, phase here might be, like, I might be weirdly too young for it, like, possibly.
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Thank you.
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Like, the interviews don’t really These are the
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rogue ones. These are good.
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These are good. The interviews don’t really strike me anymore. I really don’t he’s not gonna get to anything that I care about with Sarah Jessica Parker. It’s just not gonna get he’s Yeah. I remember back in the day, he made the ai, one of those guys who died from LFO. Remember that that song from the ai? What is that ai? Chinese food makes me sick. Some Girls of Summer.
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I don’t know what that is. You’re a real cigar guy. Look at you. You know how to burn before you bite.
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It’s a one hit. It’s a one hit wonder.
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I don’t remember that.
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They were ai around the same time as all the boy bands. And they got pretty popular, and he made one of those guys so interesting. You got him to talk about fucking Jennifer Love Hewitt and then her dumping him. Oh. And the way he found that he was dumped, like, she gave him a ring that was, like, a promise ring from her to him, and then he saw her and, like, a tabloid walking with another ai, and the guy had the same exact rate.
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That’s just her ring she gives out.
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She’s a wild girl. Yeah. Giving out rings to dudes.
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I know. She fucking aged like a goddamn plum, though. She looks like shit.
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Oh, no. It looks like shit now. I feel bad saying this is a big too big of a platform to be really just trashing ram girlfriend not being pretty anymore. It’s fucked up.
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Back off of that.
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There’s a way to do it. I ai, Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton.
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No. I mean, no. Pamela Anderson. I mean, goddamn it. Did she fall off? She was the hottest woman wearing makeup.
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She put it back on again. It didn’t help a lot. But I will say no. She was Pamela Anderson first of all, the documentary about her, they did on Netflix a couple years back.
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Love the documentary.
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Love them. The one they did about her He won’t read a book, but he’ll watch
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a documentary all day long. Books.
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Who’s got time for books? But the thing about her made me like her. The one about Anna Nicole Smith made me realize what a piece of shit she was. I mean, terrible person, it seemed like. And then Pam Anderson made me kinda, like, fall in love with her again where I’m ai, this is a she really is just like a dummy who just believes in love.
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Yeah. She’s just like a sucker.
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No. She Sai she had a couple of moments where she talked about, well, like, during the Meh Too movement, she was like, look. She was like, I got invited to every hotel room by every director in Hollywood.
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She was
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like, I didn’t go because I knew what the fuck they wanted. And she just kinda had a very real opinion on that whole sort of movement and what was going on. It’s like, you know what’s happening if you go to a hotel room with some fucking powerful ai. Like, you know, you have to take a certain amount of, you know, accountability yourself. And she had a very real take on it, which I ai of respected.
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Well, Hollywood had a long history doing that. Tarantino was telling me about this old school director that had a bedroom in his office.
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And his name was Quentin Tarantino.
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His name was Tim Quarantino.
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01:49:01
Dude, are you fucking are we talking about that ai where he he, in Desperado, was it?
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Or, no. Dustal Dawn.
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Dustal Dawn where he’s like That’s
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Dave always. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. He’s like, I’m gonna, I’m gonna have Salma Hayek shove her foot in somebody’s mouth. You know what? I think it’ll be me.
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I’ll take that.
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Hilarious. Ai
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not gonna put George Clooney through the sweet sensation of sucking Salma Hayek’s beautiful foot.
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01:49:24
Oh, god. She was out in that scene.
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01:49:25
He played such a good serial killer in that fucking movie.
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That was great. I just watched it, like, two weeks ago again. Yeah.
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He was such a good psycho.
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I prefer black Dusk Tyler Dawn called Sinners. I don’t think Dusk Till Dawn had enough of enough social commentary. I thought Sinners was great. People hated sinners. Ai didn’t
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see it.
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I thought it was really good. Great? It’s fun.
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People ai to politicize everything. I’m like, it’s just a fun vampire movie. Who cares?
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Yeah. You don’t like a good vampire movie? No.
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I love Ai love a good vampire movie.
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Kind of. Yeah. They were saying it’s ai an attack on white culture.
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The ai of the stuff.
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The first the first vampires were like white and they were ai feasting on black people and, which, you know, black people would be more delicious.
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Yeah. Dark green. Very rarely other than Bryden, you very rarely get a black vampire.
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Yeah. Speak than Juice.
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You know what I’m saying? It’s like, oh, you remember Blackula?
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You remember Blacula? It had to be a comedy. It was
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no. It was a fucking movie.
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No. But it’s a con it’s like a No.
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Blackula. It’s a black exploitation. Right?
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Kind of But supposed to be ridiculous.
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I think it was a horror movie. I think it was a legit horror movie.
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01:50:18
Do you know that guy?
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Black vampire.
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01:50:19
Do you know Blacula? Yeah. There it is. Blacula I found this out from that Pee wee Herman documentary. Blacula was the mailman on Pee wee’s Playhouse. Oh, no. What a wack. For real? Yeah. Really? Isn’t that weird? Wow. Phil Hartman was on Pee wee’s Playhouse. Died hating him.
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What? Phil Hartman did?
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We talked about Pee wee Herman when he died. No. Still yeah.
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01:50:40
What makes you say that?
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That’s a thing in the documentary.
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01:50:42
Phil Hartman hated Pee wee.
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Arya an interview with Howard Stern. Howard Stern asked him about that, and he was like, ai. We don’t speak anymore. Oh, wow. He thought he didn’t get enough credit, I think, for, Pee wee’s Big Adventure and shit.
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Oh, that’s unfortunate. Yeah. That’s weird. Because Phil was
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01:50:55
Pee wee Herman was a real bitchy queen, but very interesting.
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Easy to get along with. Like, Phil was
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01:51:00
Ask his wife.
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The he was easy for me. I got along with him great.
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01:51:06
Ai Dick there was the problem.
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He was fun, man. He was just too wild, you know. But Ai I did so many scenes with that dude where we had to do him, like, three or four times because I couldn’t stop laughing. I just couldn’t stop breaking character.
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It’s more just, like, sad what he’s going through now.
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Everything’s Yeah. It’s not good.
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01:51:23
But he also just gets, like he’s one of those guys, like, letting himself get used by ai, I assume, for drugs or something. But Ai mean, like.
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I don’t know.
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Because he ends up on these, like, weird pods where it’s like he’s sleeping at some guy’s house or something weird. It’s not good. Yeah. He’s out of it. And he was right there on the precipice ai jury duty. Pauley Shores vehicle for jury duty.
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Right. He did other stuff too, man. He did that that fucking war movie. What was the war movie they did?
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Oh, in the arya now.
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That’s right. Yeah. Yeah. He was
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in that I think that’s the one he did. I don’t know if he he may have done another one or two of them. They may have been trying to Farley spade them. Farley spade them together. Funny dude, though. Do you have hopes for Happy Gilmore two?
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Could it possibly be good? Yeah. Adam Taylor still makes good stuff. He still makes good stuff. Comedy? Yeah. He does. Those Netflix ones were good.
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Those he like
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They were funny.
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They’re pretty good. You ai Hubie Halloween or something. That’s
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ai, man.
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They’re funny. They’re pretty good. If you’re you like Adam Sandler I love Adam Sandler movies. I love silly movies. Like, I love the one when he played his own sister. What was that one?
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01:52:23
Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill’s fucking hilarious. And Al Pacino’s in love with her. Yeah.
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And she’s a brute. It’s it’s fucking fun to have. I understand
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the rules. He’s a great actor. And I mean, Happy Gilmore was so great, but I almost feel like
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01:52:34
There’s no way this one’s gonna be good.
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It’s just shah
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figure it out.
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01:52:37
I think they’re gonna try to do too many throwback moments. This would within what was the movie they they kinda did that with recently?
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01:52:44
Fucking, ai, this Coming to America part two?
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01:52:47
Yeah. Like, they there’s, like, that was terrible. That was actually fucking and Coming to Meh, I grew up on first of all, they made it PG 13. The original Coming to America was rated r.
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01:52:55
It was a musical. They put music numbers in it.
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It was bad. But I have I look. I I will
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walk you Beetlejuice Beetlejuice people loved that. Ai didn’t like that. Same thing. I thought it was like.
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Yeah.
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You can’t capture that first one.
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I thought Beetlejuice was pretty good, the new one. It was beautiful. Yeah. I liked it. It wasn’t as good as the first one, but it’s pretty good. I fucking loved it. The Soul Train, when they got on the Soul Train, it was all dead, like, resurrected black people dressed in, like, nineteen seventies outfits dancing.
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Have you seen it?
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I saw I kept on falling asleep. I keep on turning it on and falling asleep twenty minutes into it.
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Well, it’s it’s good, man. It’s it’s pretty solid. I mean, it is one of those Tim Burton movies. Just like a fun weird fucking movie, you know. I love the first one, man.
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01:53:37
I didn’t know Tim Burton made the first Pee wee’s Big Adventure.
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01:53:40
Did he really?
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First Tim Burton movie. Yeah.
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01:53:42
Oh, that makes sense with Large Mars. I forget to tell him Large Mars. It’s
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01:53:45
Mars, Chad.
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01:53:46
That looked like the girl we brought to the UFC event in Philly.
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01:53:49
Meh? If they were to call her that, we still would get their
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01:53:51
heads down. Large Mars. She is large. Fuck.
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01:53:53
Bro, Pee wee’s Playhouse was so fun. Or Pee wee’s Big Adventure, rather, was so fun.
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Pee wee’s Playhouse was trippy. I didn’t even know that. That sound, like, weird. Like, Pee wee’s Playhouse was meant to be, like One
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01:54:04
of these bikes was for sale recently.
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Well In the
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auction, Sai thought
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How much did it go for?
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Well, guess. I’ll let you guess.
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A $100,000. It went ram more than that. $500,000.
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It was
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a 135,000.
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01:54:14
Wow.
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There’s 14 bikes and it was one of them that was supposed to be.
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01:54:16
It had no seat in it.
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01:54:18
It was a fun movie, man.
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01:54:19
Yeah. I would see that with
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with a girl I was dating in high school, and we we were, like, the only people in the movie theater. It was, like, one of them lucky moments. We’re just fucking howling. Howling laughing.
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First was well, the whole thing was always to have, like, nods for adults in it. Well, you knew it was a kid’s movie. Yeah.
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It was it was totally ai an anybody’s movie. It wasn’t just ai a kid’s movie. It was an anybody movie.
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It was a Pee wee’s show was a little off. I was being a kid watching it being, like, what’s the fucking deal here? Big Top Pee wee. All it was just ai a little bit weird.
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A little bit Pee wee was that was his he tried to do it himself, and that’s why ai did terribly.
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01:54:53
Oh, really?
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Because, again, there’s jokes that no one gets. I forgot this. I saw it once when it first came out. Never saw again. He’s got a make out scene with somebody that just goes on for, like, five straight they just never stop. That’s funny. Having to make out. He just keeps panning further and further backwards, like, five and in the middle of the movie.
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Five straight days, they have just, like, hardcore making out with
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that shit. Ai maybe
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when I was older, I think I would have gotten I sai so because he had such, like he said a lot of Andy Warhol inspired stuff and reference. There’s an episode of Pee Wee’s Big Adventure or Pee Wee’s Playhouse where he said two minutes, he just put dog food in a bowl, and it was just, like, ASMR, a close-up of a dog just eating the food for, two straight minutes, which ai would have weirded me out when I was a kid.
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Yeah. For sure.
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There’s a
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lot of just it was whatever it was, it was just a little bit off.
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01:55:34
He got rolled up in one of the most bullshit cases ever.
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01:55:37
Oh, but he got caught jerking off in the theater. He got
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01:55:38
caught jerking off in a gay movie theater.
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01:55:40
Where you supposed
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01:55:41
to jerk off?
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01:55:41
What was that you supposed
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01:55:42
to do? That didn’t ruin him the way, he thought like that. In fact, I thought this was interesting. When he did his first comeback was that Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie, and, he may he asked him to make his character look like his mugshot. That’s why he looks like
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01:55:56
that. That’s funny.
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01:55:57
He said
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he made him look like Charles Manson. He’s such
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01:55:59
a tough Did you watch it, Jamie?
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No. I saw clips of it. I was really into that.
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01:56:03
I mean, it did didn’t it get a show canceled?
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01:56:05
Like No. This show was already done. Oh. Okay. Show was already done.
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01:56:09
But he
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was he was out for a while. Then he was in Blow. He was in that. Ai.
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01:56:11
He came back. He had a he had a career cut.
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01:56:13
For real.
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01:56:13
But after that, what took him down was because I thought you were saying he got caught up in the biggest bullshit. He was caught up in that sweep that got Jeffrey Jones.
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01:56:20
What’s that?
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01:56:21
The the that’s the that was the principal from, Ferris Bueller. That guy got nailed with actual cheap pornography. Oh. And and he and Pee wee Herman’s friends with him, so they went and searched Pee wee’s house. And what they found he’s a collector. He’s like a crazy collector.
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He’s found a big couch that can talk. Yeah.
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01:56:38
A bunch of naked kids inside of it. No. You understand? I don’t fuck him. He eats them. No. He had, like, erotica from, like, the seventies Oh, yeah. In collections that was, like and everyone was above age, but it just, like, it was it’s considered obscene material Oh, no. When they went to his house.
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01:56:56
Where was he living?
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California, I believe. And, Erotica.
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01:57:00
It could ai obscene. Erotica.
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01:57:02
He got nailed obscene material charges, but he was lumped in with, like, pedophilia.
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01:57:07
The charge here is, it’s a little worse than that.
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01:57:11
What is it?
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01:57:11
Pleaded no contest in LA court to charges of hiring a fourteen year old boy to pose for photographs.
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01:57:16
To pose for photographs? They leave that out of the documentary after you’re like
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01:57:20
Oh. They even put
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01:57:21
it in the documentary.
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01:57:22
Look at Jay defending an actual pedophile.
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01:57:24
I’m just saying he was a good guy. Charged. The charge of the TV
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01:57:28
of Oh,
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01:57:29
man. Child porn was
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not part of the deal.
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01:57:31
Joe, the first time we did your podcast when you showed us all your cool toys in your LA studio, I would have sucked your dick to do one of those things.
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01:57:37
Oh, yeah. Which toys?
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Your, like, your your, compound bow.
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I’ve told I’ve told this story so many times on podcast. Listen, first time we came here and it’s all it ends so great because, me, Damon Lewis all came in, in LA and you took us first and you go, check this out And you grabbed the compound bow and you had the laser sight and you could shoot it all the way across the full UFC gym you had.
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It looks so cool. We were all, like, just warming our hands ai. We’re like, we can’t wait till we can do this.
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Then you put the bow down as I was reaching forward, I thought. And then you went over, you go, there’s the pool table, you broke a rack and sunk a few. Ai, cool. Then you open the door and you’re like, here’s where I freeze myself, here’s where I thaw myself out. And we’re like, wow.
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01:58:18
And then you go, and here’s my prize, possession. And you had the they do it for golf and stuff too, like the Kevlar screen hunting. Yeah. And you had the flat tip, but I go, he probably wants us to do this one because it’s the flat tips. No one’s gonna get hurt.
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01:58:31
And then you fucking wailed two elk and then you go, let’s go podcast boys. And I was like, he just showed us all of his toys and was like, don’t touch me.
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The problem with those toys is I can’t teach you that quickly to
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use it. I understand. We’re gonna
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embarrass ourselves.
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01:58:44
We would have embarrassed ourselves big, but then we always say, like, how much Dave Smith came on for, like, talks with you after that individually. Me and we wrote me and Lewis, like, why doesn’t Joe embrace us the way he embraces Dave? And then someone brought up the pic the first picture we ever took here. It’s so funny. It’s the werewolf. I am standing behind the werewolf like I’m fucking it.
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01:59:06
So getting sucked off? Lewis is yeah. I know he’s getting sucked off by the bear. And Dave is just leaning and touching it going. I’m like, oh, you know what?
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Dave had respect for you and
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01:59:15
who you belong. We’re like, oh,
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01:59:17
they’re swaying.
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01:59:21
That’s hilarious.
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01:59:22
The difference between us and David. I wonder why Dave keeps going back.
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01:59:27
Davis’ hand on the head gently.
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01:59:29
Yeah. Is Dave in the Rogan sphere?
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01:59:30
We’re trying to figure how we get
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in the Rogan sphere. Yeah. My ochre sphere is weird.
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01:59:34
Look, first of all, Shane We’re in right now. Shane doesn’t need the Rogan’s fear anymore. Let’s just move Shane out, move big Jane at that position.
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01:59:39
Doesn’t require the Rogan’s fear.
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01:59:40
Or he’s moving to fucking, Thailand or something. He’s gone. I’m ready. I’m a wacky guy. I’ll shave half meh head.
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01:59:46
Ari’s gonna do a stint over there and bail.
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Agree. Ai. I’m gonna talk to him. I’m gonna hear
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01:59:51
him up every day. Fuck that place.
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01:59:52
I’m gonna hear him
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01:59:53
up, planted in his head. I think we got Diaz coming here.
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01:59:56
Oh, it’s Austin? Yeah. That’s great.
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01:59:58
Yeah. He’s we talked about this weekend. I saw him in Jersey for the fights.
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Joey’s the man. So he’s back in the sphere. Fuck.
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Yeah. Ai.
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I’m just There’s plenty of room
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for you guys. You’re in the sphere right now. You’re on the show.
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02:00:09
Every time the Rogan sphere gets talked about, we never get thing. When Katt Williams said six unfunny comics We knew we knew it wasn’t us. I knew it wasn’t us. I would have been happy to be one of the six unfunny comics.
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Listen, Capra is probably his point. But when I was ai that he thought I wouldn’t have him on. I’m like, bro, I love you.
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He’s so funny.
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I couldn’t
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wait to have him on right away. I’m like, I’ve reached out to him right away. I go, that’s not true. I just haven’t reached out to you because I didn’t know if you wanted to do it. Sure. Like, I didn’t know he wanted to do it. If he want if I thought he wanted to do it, I would have him on a long time ago.
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I was like, I’m super sorry. He might
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be one of my favorite, like, stand ups to watch a special of. Oh. Because I have a hard time, like, laughing at, like, on TV specials. Dude, he’s fucking so funny, dude.
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02:00:48
Bro, Pym Chronicles.
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I’m not gonna lie. I need subtitles for it, but I I I genuinely don’t know what he’s saying. But I know Katt Williams is very, very funny.
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Pym Chronicles is a masterpiece. It’s a masterpiece. He’s so good. Ai can’t meh There’s something about him when he’s cooking too, when he’s cooking, when he’s, like, really on fire is different than everybody else. He’s sweating and then, you know, his his fucking hair is throwing back and just the tone of his voice and the way he repeats punch ai.
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02:01:15
It’s like, that guy gets cooking, man. He gets cooking. You’re like, you watch the crowd. They’re just falling out.
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He does really long sets too. Right? He does like an hour and a half?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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He’s a beast. He’s a beast. He’s a wild boy.
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At least Meh was
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on a drive too. I put him on the driving simulator. He fucking killed it.
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Oh, I always see him on Worldstar ram. On Worldstar hip hop, he beats, like, pro athletes and races and shit all the time. I believe it. It’s very weird. Yeah. And he talks about any he still what’s funny is he also dresses though ai the old black guy who comes to play basketball, so looks like he’s not gonna be that good, and then he’s, like, fast as shit.
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02:01:47
Remember when he got beat up by
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02:01:49
a teenager? Do you remember that?
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02:01:50
It’s the funniest
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02:01:51
thing in the world when he goes
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02:01:51
Watch this. This is him at our racing simulator. By the way, he’s doing it one hand. Give me some volume.
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02:01:59
Get in there. Get in there. There you are. There he is. That’s when you have to fight that competition off that corn.
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02:02:10
How accurate is the simulator?
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02:02:12
You see
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02:02:12
Pretty fucking good. It’s got gravity. It it turns you side to side. It has crazy noises. It feels like you’re really driving.
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This done. Yeah. And how do we do it like this? Because we do this in real life.
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If he was driving Uber, he’d be making a personal phone call right now. The roads, the highways, the highways
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02:02:34
of America that will allow
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02:02:36
you to do this.
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02:02:38
The roads, the highways, and the byways of America that allow you to do this. So he can drive.
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02:02:44
He looks terrified.
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02:02:46
No. He looks like he’s on it, man.
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02:02:47
The steering wheel the steering ai will break your wrist if you’re holding
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02:02:50
Yeah. It’s hard. It’s not a game. No. It the steering wheel reacts as if your tires would react on at high speeds
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02:02:57
Put loads of weight. On a racetrack.
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02:02:58
Ram guys ever do a racetrack? You ever drive ai a racetrack?
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02:03:00
No. Sai can’t I can’t drive 35 miles an hour on a regular road. I do believe
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02:03:04
in full I do believe in full truck. When I did Burt’s Tour, one of the things we performed at a racetrack and they had the pace car, it was like a convertible, and they took us all for, like, a couple loops, ai, like, individually. Wanted to they wanted to film it, and mine was so boring because I was, like, smiling.
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02:03:20
It was exhilarating the whole time, but they were, like, you know, Bert’s giving them and people are going, like, ai. No. No. No. No. Like, the corners are coming.
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And they were, like, you didn’t freak out. And I go, I just had blind trust they’re not gonna kill us. Like, right? Like, are they gonna put us in real, like are we gonna start cartwheeling down the fucking road here? This I assume they’re not gonna do anything they don’t know how to do perfectly.
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Despite Ai famous because Bert’s fun and he reacts big and you just sat there like
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02:03:43
I was just like, this was neat.
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02:03:46
Nobody wants to watch that.
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02:03:47
I know. I should sana
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02:03:48
react to it. Screaming and fucking yelling and crying about your daughter.
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02:03:52
Just be your child.
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02:03:54
My daughter. Don’t worry about what people want. Yeah.
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02:03:57
I can’t scream at that. I gave you remember when the first time you guys did my nails on the show? I freaked out of that. Oh, yeah. Touching my cuticles.
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02:04:04
And now we get some done. Now we get some done. No. He gets his nails painted by our Asian lady every week.
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02:04:08
Oh, nice. You have to once it gets done. Every other week, Louis. I’m not a diva.
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02:04:12
Is that a thing you think you feel connected to, ai, you have to keep doing that now?
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02:04:15
Yes. Is that
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02:04:16
a Burt Kreischer take your shirt off thing?
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02:04:17
Oh, no. No. No. Not like that. No. It’s more ai connected
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02:04:20
to Somehow gayer.
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02:04:22
No. It’s a gayer thing. No. It’s connected to, I bit my nails forever. Got my teeth fixed. Can’t bite my nails anymore. They grew in raggedy. I tried to take care of them myself and sai terrible at it. They got my nails on the show one time because Sai bit
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02:04:34
because he he if you
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02:04:35
if you just did this to
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02:04:36
Jay look. If you show him you’re pulling your cuticle back, he’ll freak out. For some reason, it’s a weird thing. So we had an Asian lady come in and we warned her. We were ai, listen, the type of show, the jokes we’re gonna make, she was so cool. Ai, like, literally, she barely spoke any English, but she she was such a fun ai.
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02:04:50
And she did his nails on the show and he screamed like a girl the whole time because it shah
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02:04:55
was I didn’t scream. It was more like that, like, pull away. Like, I was I I did not enjoy it.
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02:04:59
Yeah. And then, it became a thing where every week after that, he came in with a new tyler
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02:05:03
of nails. Every other week. But it’s the, I keep saying every week. I’m not a gay man. Ai, no. But once they were done, then, yeah, once you can’t really undo it, then I don’t know what to do now. I can’t take care of ram that good myself. I can’t make them look like that.
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Just go get it done. Who gives a fuck? Yeah. If that’s what
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02:05:20
you like. Ai.
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02:05:21
Yeah. Yeah. Lewis. Their own quirks, Lewis. Leave them alone.
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02:05:24
Yeah, Lewis. You chose to have nipple rings to connect.
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02:05:26
I have one or had one nipple ring.
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I can’t believe you actually had one. I was I had one.
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02:05:30
Yeah. Did did they connect like Xerxes?
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02:05:31
No. No.
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02:05:32
I had a nipple ring. I had a lip ring.
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02:05:34
I like, by
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02:05:34
the way ring.
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02:05:35
Isn’t the funniest thing you had all those things when you’re bought like, now you My body sucked? Yeah. Yeah. You never had a
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02:05:40
nipple ring. Pecs?
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02:05:42
You had a lip ring with your tit? It was so you look sexy in tank sai?
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02:05:47
I was so bad, dude. Just a fat kid with a nipple ring for it.
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02:05:49
Why did you get it done?
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02:05:50
I don’t know. I just wanted I like tattoos and piercings and shit. I was young.
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02:05:53
I was surprised though. I kept, from being fat my whole life also. I kept my tattoos always to arms for the most part. I never did ones that I would have to take my shirt off for people to see.
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02:06:04
Yeah. I wouldn’t do a stomach tattoo.
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02:06:05
No. But you had ai here.
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02:06:06
Oh, I have my chest tattoo.
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02:06:07
You have your chest tattoo.
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02:06:08
On my own. I got it when my mom died.
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02:06:10
It says on my own. On my own.
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02:06:11
I know. Isn’t that ironic for a guy who owns a company and is has a thousand friends and collaborates with people and everything he does? He’s on his own.
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02:06:18
Well, he says on this side, Coattail Tyler. So
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02:06:21
You figured out early on, though, that the best way to not get pulled off of shit is to have your own network, though. Yeah. Like, Kumiya did that. You guys did that.
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02:06:29
Yeah. Yeah.
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02:06:30
That’s such a
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02:06:31
great question. Funny is for we were going, like, for a few years, it almost seemed, like, pointless because Patreon got so big. Then with censorship with YouTube and all these other platforms, now there’s never been a better time for it. Yeah. Like, we have an uncensored version of the show and ad free version of the show.
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02:06:44
We can say everything
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02:06:45
we want. YouTube hunts us every time we get close to that plaque.
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02:06:48
We’ve had our four YouTube channels taken down.
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02:06:50
In the 90 in the 90 something thousands of subscribers because Jesus Christ. They just start reviewing it then, they’re like, no. No way.
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02:06:57
What is the the kind what gets pulled? What’s it about?
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02:07:00
Most of the ai, it’s actually our fucking dumb producers leaving in, like, nudity and shit like that. YouTube relaxes moderation rules. It’s a lot more controversial content.
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02:07:09
Just today this is today. Yeah. Freedom of expression value may outweigh harm risk.
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02:07:16
That’s great. Wow. I love that.
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02:07:17
YouTube. Yeah.
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02:07:19
It is changing a little bit, which is good.
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02:07:21
Yeah. Well, the pendulum swings. Right?
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02:07:23
But we opened this ai. I was in studio today, and I was ai, how is this? Corey’s wild. He’s so funny.
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02:07:28
All the words
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02:07:28
all the words you’re not allowed to sai, like, so we bleep out, like, all the no no words. Right?
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02:07:33
This includes discussions of elections, ideologies, movements, race, gender, sexuality, abortion, immigration, and censorship. Beautiful. We’re back. Oh. Not remove anything considered to be in the public interest.
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02:07:46
Oh, dude. Interest. Well, everything’s too. So So we could do that abortion now on the air. We have a live abortion. We’ve been putting that bit off for years.
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02:07:53
What? That would be a great bit. Everything Everything
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02:07:57
that you can discuss is in the public interest though. That’s, you know, I’m glad they changed it to that. That’s a great way of ai it.
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02:08:03
Like ai jokes, like, specifically, ai, I got I got my, on Instagram right now. They I can’t, go live or advertise in Instagram for a year because I was talking about a bit that I did on my first special on Dan Soder’s podcast, about how I would get free cocaine in Mexico. I went up the beach and, like, I would get samples of cocaine.
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02:08:24
Ai just told the story about actually doing it, and they flagged it and said we were promoting, like, the sales of drugs, and I’m fucking fucked for a year now.
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02:08:35
Jesus Christ.
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02:08:36
Yeah. Over it’s like literally a joke. I’m just You
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02:08:37
didn’t put up the number of the dealer, though.
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02:08:40
You put up a dealer’s number? No.
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02:08:42
No. No. But that that’s what I did. I would I would go up and down the beach, and I’d get a free sample of cocaine. I’d go to the next guy. Ai get another free sample of cocaine. Go to the next guy. And I just did that all night until they caught on.
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02:08:50
There were two you were the leader of the cartel.
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02:08:53
Yeah. They can get you for RICO charges now.
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02:08:55
Yeah. That was, the Cabo Comedy Festival, the shittiest comedy festival ever, like, a decade ago.
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02:09:01
Cabo Comedy Festival?
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02:09:02
Then at the end of the night, I fucked, like, a 70 year old woman. Oh. She was gross. Lewis Lewis is no hotter than the girl we brought to the UFC in Philly.
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02:09:10
You you was she? No. You’ve hooked up with a couple of hilarious ones. Old ladies? Yeah. Just, like, oh, shit. I think on ShipRocked one year, you hooked up with a fucking doozy.
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02:09:19
Oh, yeah. She shah, like, a really thick smoker’s voice.
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02:09:23
It’s like, come to my cabin. Jesus.
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02:09:25
You’re a little bit locked in on a cruise, especially a heavy metal cruise.
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02:09:28
Oh, yeah. Heavy metal from the nineties. There’s no hot chicks on those cruise. Yeah. We did a shah drop across.
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02:09:34
Bunch. Dude, I was watching, this documentary today on the Black Sea where all those cargo ships wind up sinking. Have you ever seen ships going across the Black Sea?
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02:09:43
Mm-mm.
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02:09:43
It’s apparently, like, the most dangerous part of the ocean to cross.
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02:09:46
For Lewis, where’s the Black Sea? Because I see his eyes are ai.
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02:09:51
I think it’s, across the top of The UK. I’m not exactly sure. But I watched this documentary about watching these fucking cargo ships meh nailed by these monster waves and I’m ai, imagine being on a fucking cruise ship and some shit like that.
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02:10:06
Oh my god. It’s terrifying.
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02:10:07
And the aid wave goes sideways. So where is it? That’s the Black Sea? So where’s that at? Turkey. Turkey?
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02:10:13
Yeah. Between Turkey
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02:10:14
Sai even if you can find some videos of cargo ships getting fucked up on the Black Sea. It’s crazy.
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02:10:19
It’s scary. The ocean’s scary in general. Terrible. The ocean is I’ve been surfing before, and I’m just I’m just not good at it. Like, you feel the power of the fucking ocean. It’s Well,
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02:10:27
how about just yeah. I I I’ve done those cruise ships enough to be, like, it’s just if you go off that boat, you’re as good as dead.
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02:10:33
They won’t stop.
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02:10:34
Look at this. It snapped the cargo ship in two. The wave was so big, it snapped this fucking ship in half.
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02:10:41
Fuck that.
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02:10:43
And this is nothing compared to some of the waves I’ve seen. Some of the waves are fucking bananas.
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02:10:47
Apparently, if you fall off a cruise ship, they they can’t stop the ship. Look at
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02:10:50
this shit.
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02:10:51
Look at this shit. Look at this shit. Just fuck that. If you fall off a cruise ship, they can’t turn around and get you?
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02:11:00
No. There’s more death by fire a year or by speak?
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02:11:02
No. They have to, like, call the the, like, the, you know Coast guard? Coast guard or whatever to come and find you, but you’re dead.
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02:11:07
They give you coordinates that mean nothing.
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02:11:09
Yeah. They throw some fucking donuts out to you and you’re
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02:11:12
Oh, Christ.
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02:11:12
That’s it. There’s no You
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02:11:13
have to find the donuts in the ocean and the ocean’s fucking flopping.
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02:11:16
The worst
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02:11:16
part of that for for me is that if I fell off, I’m holding on to a donut and hearing the sounds of Tesla slowly slink away. Oh, they’re doing acoustic signs? Shit. Take pictures, you bitch.
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02:11:32
Yeah. There’s a there’s a cargo ship that’s on fire right now in, I forget which ocean, but it’s filled with EVs. And, apparently, one of them caught fire in the middle of the ocean.
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02:11:43
That’s why you can’t put fucking electric cigarettes in your fucking suitcase. Right. Same thing. Yeah. I pay attention to
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02:11:49
none of those rules.
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02:11:49
Remember when those Samsung phones were lighting people’s cars on fire? Indian coast guard battles massive fire and container ship listed off Crella.
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02:11:56
Oh, no.
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02:11:56
I don’t think this is the one.
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02:11:57
It’s in India?
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02:11:58
There’s another one, Jamie, that is, that’s, UVs. It’s all UV cars.
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02:12:03
Isn’t there theoretically people in some of those cargo things?
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02:12:06
Cargo ship carrying UVs on fire. It’s not EVs. Sorry. EVs. Not u what sorry.
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02:12:12
Is that just the ai? Is that how they get people over sometimes? And there’s people sometimes in those cargo things?
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02:12:16
Yeah. No. That’s real. Yeah. Yeah. That’s it. So that’s filled with electric cars. I wonder whose cars they are. It just says EVs. It doesn’t say if it was Tesla’s, it would say cargo ship filled with Teslas. They would throw Elon under the bus for sure.
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02:12:32
Yeah. I’m not sold in the electric car.
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02:12:34
They’re great when they work. It’s just ai, if you have them plugged into your house, it’s the shit.
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02:12:39
We need it. You never go to
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02:12:40
the gas station. You just plug it in when you go to sleep at night. It’s easy.
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02:12:44
I think you need your car to be more reliable than your phone.
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02:12:47
Well, they’re really reliable. The thing is about driving them like Teslas, they never fuck up. I’ve had threes three of them. They’d I’ve never had a problem. Really? Yeah. Nothing. I had one problem with, like, a windshield wiper motor. It was simple.
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02:12:57
Do you get rid of them because just it’s time? You just
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02:12:59
need a new one? I got a lease.
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02:13:00
You get a new one. Yeah. Okay. So it’s not like Yeah. You’re not like, shah, this thing’s starting to
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02:13:04
No. No. Well, they make them better every three years.
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02:13:06
When do they peter out? What’s the death of a test?
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02:13:09
You can get them, you know, that are many years old. It’s just their batteries degrade slightly over time. Sai, like, if it first comes from the factory with 340 miles, you know, after, like, five, six, seven, eight years, it’s probably got 280 miles or something like that,
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02:13:25
you know. So it’s all just efficiency kinda goes down?
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02:13:27
Yeah. But but for driving around town, like, if you’re just taking it to commute, it’s easy. You just plug it in when you go to bed at night. You don’t ever have to go to the gas station again. Silent. They move faster than anything you’ve ever bryden.
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02:13:37
I mean,
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02:13:37
how how quickly do you get a return on investment? Because the amount when you save in gas sai to be like
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02:13:41
I don’t know about that.
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02:13:42
Ai wondering about the miles things. That’s what I’m saying. I remember, like, when I was a kid, and you remember this too, like, they would say, oh, like, Hondas are the best because you can get 200 some thousand miles or 300,000 miles. I don’t think that even exists anymore than a car is posted to. I think once you Toyotas.
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02:13:56
You you buy yeah. You buy a Tacoma. Acura. Motherfuckers will last forever.
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02:13:59
I got the reason Ai
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02:14:00
got the Acura was because
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02:14:02
Last forever.
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02:14:03
Yeah. My, my buddy really Nick Rochefort. Shout out Nick Rochefort. Great comic. And he, he was like, dude, trust me. He was like, get an Acura. He was like, it’ll last two hundred and fifty thousand miles. I’ll give it to my kid when he graduates high ai, like,
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02:14:15
just My friend Matt Farah had a Lexus with a million miles on it.
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02:14:18
Yeah. That was the other option too. He said get a Lexus or an Acura. Those are the two that have the the greatest resale value and also just the the shelf life of the car. I’ve got
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02:14:26
a Ram and a Jeep. Meh.
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02:14:28
America. Fuck yeah.
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02:14:30
I mean, you know, a Ram
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02:14:31
and a Jeep. America. Like this when we and we laugh at Toyota Tacomas. Get that little stupid rice burner out of here.
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02:14:35
I’ve had a couple of those Lexus SUVs, the May. That looks fucking great car. Yeah. Great. Comfortable as shit. Big. It’s ai it’s so smooth. I’m telling you. Never fucks up. Never they never have problems.
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02:14:46
Don’t buy an Audi. I’ll tell you that much. Why? I just totaled my Audi and it was Wasn’t the Audi’s fault? It was a fender bender. It was literally a fender bender.
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02:14:55
That fender was going, dude. That fender was softened up by all the other fender benders.
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02:14:58
Ai was like I was like, for sure, this is just an easy repair. They came. They’re like, yeah. This is totaled. Each headlight is, like, $5,000. It’s insane. Your car worth? The car was I bought it at 70,000 when it was new, and then How long ago was this? I had it for four years, and then it depreciated the it depreciated in value to, like, $25,000, and the damage was, like, $22,000. Wow. Yeah.
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02:15:20
Well, most of that was to take off the airbrush and you put on the side, ai you Puerto Rican, dumbass.
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02:15:25
That’s fucked.
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02:15:26
It was crazy. I was, like, I was so bummed.
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02:15:29
You know what’s a really great value if you wanna get a car? Get, like, a Mercedes s class from, like, five, six years ago.
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02:15:35
How am I gonna
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02:15:36
make call?
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02:15:36
Still amazing.
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02:15:37
Honey, Mercedes s Class you ordered for me.
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02:15:40
They’re the old ones.
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02:15:42
An old car?
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02:15:43
Yeah. Get them from you can get them from, like, ten years ago, and they’re fucking awesome. But they’re, like, super cheap. But they’re so well engineered, and they’ll never break. But for, like, less than, like, an Accord, a brand new Accord, you can get a an sai class from a while ago. Yeah.
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02:15:57
Well, I thought about that. Is it possible to get, like, an old is there such thing as a brand new Old car. Old engine?
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02:16:04
What do you mean like what car?
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02:16:05
So could you buy a brand new 2019 car? Like, what do they do with that one? What’s
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02:16:09
the price? $20.19 is not even I’m talking I’m talking about, like, can you get, like, a 1997 Mustang and then somehow get a new that kind of motor in it. Oh, 100%. Like, no computer, none of that shit in it, just like the one you could fix yourself?
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02:16:23
You definitely can.
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02:16:24
Brand new.
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02:16:25
Yeah. There’s companies that’ll do that for you. For sure. They’ll make a car with a carburetor, the whole deal.
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02:16:29
Right. No. I thought about it.
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02:16:31
Don’t though. Most of them use a crate engine. So that what they’ll do is, like, they take an old car, like a ’68 Mustang, and they put a Ai five point o in it, like a modern Ford eight cylinder Coyote engine in it.
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02:16:42
Yeah. The new ones.
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02:16:43
So it has, like, an ECU. It has, like, what was, like, this little motherboard, like, you program it, you know, and it has electronic fuel injection.
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02:16:50
I used to have a Grand Cherokee that when I got out of the car, sometimes to start it, I did I learned I had to get a hammer and hit a certain part of the engine, and then it would start. I think it was the starter, possibly. You had to clank it, and it did start. Why did you just get a new starter?
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02:17:07
Why did
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02:17:07
you just
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02:17:07
do it with a hammer?
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02:17:08
Broke. Yeah. Yeah. This is way back way back in the day too. So I I got the car I got the car from, it was one of those, like, they call it the auctions. Mhmm. You know, they repoed cars and shit like that. So it was a piece of shit. But I would, Clank can get a start.
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02:17:23
There’s just not when I when you open up you could have a car for a year sai this point, a brand new car and open it up, and it looks brand new because it’s not it’s barely engine parts.
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02:17:31
Right.
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02:17:31
It’s mostly computers, like, a big plastic covering over a computer, essentially.
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02:17:35
Right. You can’t, like, get in there and work on it.
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02:17:37
When you say when you bring it in and go, hey. It’s having a problem. They go, did the light go? Sai this happened to me last the light went away. So the ai not on anymore, but it was there. They could plug it in and find that there was a light that came on at some point, but they can’t do anything to it if it’s not hap you know what I mean?
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02:17:52
There’s not a thing where it’s like ai this clicking. It’s probably a belt. Those days are over, I think.
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02:17:57
Oh, really?
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02:17:57
I think so. Sai they seem confused by
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02:18:01
You go into bad mechanics, maybe.
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02:18:03
It’s the dealership.
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02:18:05
Oh, okay. So they probably have everything connected to a computer ram, and the computer program talks to the to the the computers in the car.
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02:18:12
I think that’s what you have to do. Everything now is no more like a we knew our my mom, Chuck and Larry, not Chuck and Larry. That’s the gay guys that got married. Chuck and Al. We’re ai, my mom’s too, like, now I think about it too. She ai fucked Chuck or Al. My mom really Probably both of them. Your mom? My mom really threw the post around to make sure we had what we needed when we were younger.
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02:18:32
Not like in a prostitution way.
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02:18:33
Good lady.
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02:18:34
Yeah. It was a good lady. But chucking out was always our car mechanics. Like, for our car just
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02:18:39
You know, talk
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02:18:40
to them that they can’t even be in business anymore with the cars now.
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02:18:43
Well, there’s a lot of people that still have old cars. They wanna get them fixed up. There’s a lot of people that really just like driving analog old cars, you know.
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02:18:50
But not enough for the amount of, like, auto shops.
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02:18:52
But don’t you hate when it’s, like, a really famous guy? Ai the who’s the famous guy who drives, like, an old pickup truck? I wanna say it’s What’s up?
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02:18:58
Carlson does.
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02:18:59
Christian Bale?
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02:19:01
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ai drives an old Tacoma.
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02:19:03
Yeah. Like an old Ford or yeah. It’s a It’s
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02:19:05
a Toyota. Yeah. I think Jimmy Butler, the athlete, ai know.
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02:19:07
Feel like he’s doing it to be, like, cool. It’s like, bro, you fucking you don’t need to drive an old ass truck.
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02:19:12
I’d say Post Malone showed up to a Shane show in a fucking muddy, shitty, big tires truck, and I believed him. Yeah. Does that make sense? When he got out of it, I was ai Yeah. This thing.
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02:19:21
He’s But he’s also got a Lamborghini and a fucking he’s probably got
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02:19:25
a whole, you know Of course. Because he’s hanging out with his country friends or his black ram friends.
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02:19:28
He’s got one of those raptors with six wheels. Yeah. Yeah. That’s his Christian Bill’s, same Toyota Tacoma since 02/2003.
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02:19:35
Yeah. It just bugs me for some reason.
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02:19:37
They’re bulletproof.
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02:19:38
Keeps it clean.
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02:19:39
Thing. Yeah. It’s clean. It’s not raggedy. But those things last forever, man. They really last forever. It’s ai, if you wanted a car that’s gonna last forever that you buy right now, get a Toyota Tacoma. They’re fucking bulletproof. They’re so good.
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02:19:50
Yeah. They they just re release one of these old timey looking trucks, and it’s ai it’s like vintage. Look, I think that’s gonna be another thing that starts happening. It’s like vintage looking cars that are ran now.
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02:19:58
Toyota did?
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02:19:59
I don’t know if it’s Toyota or another. There’s a it’s a pickup truck that’s coming out that looks like an old pickup truck, but it’s brand new. It’s totally new.
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02:20:06
Jerk off though if you bought the novelty car of the time. Anyone who’s still rocking a fucking one of those, like, Union Jack little, like, Ai Coopers or something you get an asshole. A Fiat you get an asshole. Do you remember the PT Cruiser in the early two thousands, late nineties where they were like, hey, everyone likes that ZZ Top car.
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02:20:22
Let’s make a very cheap version of that.
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02:20:24
My wife had a Dodge Neon. That was the maybe the shittiest car that’s ever been mass produced.
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02:20:28
I had a Dodge Neon. You had that. You had to at some point. It was It was crazy. $14.
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02:20:31
Dude, it was shah was I think it was $10,000, a $100 a month, no money down. Like, this was, like, the cheapest car ever.
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02:20:38
It was such a piece of shit. I think two companies ended up making it.
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02:20:40
Oh, really?
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02:20:40
I think it switched at one point from, like, Dodge to something. Yeah. Did Dodge remember the Yugo? It’s so weird. The yeah. Yugos? Or a Datsun?
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02:20:48
Was it was Yugo from Yugoslavia? Is that who made it? Is that why it’s called the Yugo? It was a garbage little car.
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02:20:54
It’s amazing how many cars I’ve been in that are now defunct. They don’t even make me with Mercury’s, Sables
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02:20:59
Right.
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02:20:59
Shah like that. But I have no trust or belief in a brand new, like, car that comes out.
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02:21:05
Oh, Saturn doesn’t even Saturn doesn’t exist anymore. Saturn was like a brand that everybody had back
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02:21:09
in the nineties. I trust Hyundai now. Do not trust Kia. Hasn’t been long enough for some reason. I don’t know why that
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02:21:15
one’s Genesis.
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02:21:16
Genesis. And I see it’s
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02:21:17
That’s Hyundai. That’s Hyundai’s Lexus version. You know, their high end luxury version. It’s fucking ridiculous.
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02:21:22
Lexus is Toyota.
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02:21:24
Yugoslavian. Yeah. Hugo’s Yugoslavian. That was a garbage.
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02:21:27
Yeah. I knew that from delivering auto parts.
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02:21:29
That car was, like, $5. It cost more for gas than the car.
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02:21:33
What did you take your driver’s test in?
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02:21:35
Oh, man. I wish I could remember.
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02:21:37
I think I took it in
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02:21:38
my mom’s Barracuda. My mom had a 1970 Barracuda when I
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02:21:41
was in case. In hums. Oh, it
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02:21:43
was fun.
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02:21:44
Ai in a stick shift Chevette. Oh. My mom’s white stick shift Chevette. Yeah.
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02:21:48
To learn how to drive. That’s good though. To learn how to drive and do a driver’s test on a speak. Like, you really know how to drive if you’re a kid.
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02:21:53
I know.
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02:21:53
It is one it is one of those feelings though where you’re you’re ai, even my daughter, I’m like, it’s a good skill to have driving speak. And then Yeah. She’ll never be in a world where it will ever be necessary.
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02:22:03
It was fun though. I had an Audi Fox. That was my first stick shift car. I never had all my muscle cars when I was a kid were all automatics, but I had an Audi Fox. It was this, cool little fucking front wheel ai, shitty 1973 car. It was great though. Like, little four cylinders.
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02:22:22
Ai, the first car that I had that was little that can, like, move around. It’s like, this thing’s fun and, like, learn how to shift. Everything today is just you you’re barely connected to what you’re driving. You feel like the shifting is all the the steering’s electric. Everything’s everything’s smooth. I understand.
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02:22:38
Felt the cars.
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02:22:39
Yeah. That’s gone.
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02:22:40
That’s well, that’s why people like to drive old cars still. Ai to feel them, you know?
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02:22:45
Yeah. I would if I had the money, I would meh, like, something. That’s why I ai I expect that if you could do a new engine in a car. Do you have money? So many cars I missed.
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02:22:51
You could get a car with a nice engine.
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02:22:54
No. You literally have two brand new cars.
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02:22:57
You’re not gonna No.
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02:22:58
One’s a
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02:22:58
lease. You’re not going
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02:23:00
And one’s a Ram which apparently sucks.
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02:23:01
You’re not gonna fix it
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02:23:02
yourself. Never.
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02:23:03
Right? Sai then ai a mechanic, you know, that you trust. Ai, you know, ask around. Get a relationship with this mechanic and get a fucking cool
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02:23:12
car out of
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02:23:12
the house. Not ram same way
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02:23:13
your mom
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02:23:14
did, though.
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02:23:14
Not that way. Ai. Not that way.
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02:23:16
Well, if I could.
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02:23:17
Do you have a car, Louis? Do you what’s, like usually some of my dream car? Maybe the dream the dream changes. When I was a kid
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02:23:23
Jag Jaguar, the one with the the actual the the head the hood ornament that was a Jaguar.
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02:23:28
Sure.
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02:23:28
I looked it up a couple years ago. I wanted to get, like, a it’s like an old school Jaguar s j six or something or what whatever it was. Early nineties? Yeah. Early nineties. They were the coolest cars ever. I looked it up recently, and I found one for, like, $9. Like, just it looked great.
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02:23:43
And then I was gonna buy it, and then a friend of mine ai, like, dude, you literally to get anything fixed on that car is crazy. Like, you’ll never find the parts. Like, it’s just you’re just
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02:23:51
Meh is a tough one. When I was young, the one that, like, the cool kids had that you’re ai, ram, I wish I had that was that boxy looking Mustang five point o. Oh. That was the one added
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02:24:02
with the The vanilla ice one.
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02:24:03
The convertible. Meh. That’s the exact one I ever Rolled it. They put rims
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02:24:05
on ai.
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02:24:07
Sana the convertible and the that one just that was the one.
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02:24:11
That was
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02:24:11
the ai. But talk about it changing. When I was a little kid, this was one of the most hurtful, fat comments ever in my life. When I was like, dude, ai I get older, I wanna get a Mazda Miata. And then that’s gonna be a fucking roller skate on your fat body. And I was like, okay. Well, I guess I’ll get past the Miata.
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02:24:27
And now, sometimes you see one on the road still and I still go, damn, it’s pretty cool looking, ai.
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02:24:31
You ever seen those Miatas that they do conversions with? They put a v eight in them? Mm-mm. Yeah. There was a company called Ai Miata, and they sold it to another company that’s in Florida that does it now. I don’t know what the name of it is, but they take a regular Miata and they stuff a big fucking aluminum GM crate engine in it.
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02:24:49
And it’s got, like, 500 horsepower. It’s madness. And this tiny little car weighs nothing.
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02:24:55
Just lifts off the ground?
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02:24:56
But apparently, they are a riot to drive. They’re ai the most fun cars to drive because they’re super light with crazy power and these new engines are not that heavy, so it doesn’t fuck with the balance that much. It’s like slightly heavier than the stock engine, but insane amounts of power and it sounds insane.
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02:25:12
When when we were down at Nashville Comedy Festival, there’s a guy who used to work at the club who pulled up in a, like, gold and blue, Lamborghini. Lamborghini. And it was it was just like the colors were crazy and it had some writing on it, and we were so curious about it.
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02:25:31
He won it in a sweepstakes. He actually won a Lamborghini in a sweepstakes.
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These are those cars. Like, give me some volume sai we can hear this thing. It’s the Miata? Yeah. These are the flying Miatas. Okay. That’s not a Miata.
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I mean, it’s just the front.
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This is the Miata. That sounds crazy. But there’s a new company that does it now. It’s not them, and there’s some better videos where they show, like, what the
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Who’s driving that thing, Katt Williams? I think it was hugging the corners.
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02:26:05
Imagine if Katt Williams, like, enters f one. Races. Oh, you never thought I could do it.
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02:26:11
F one’s really, like, right in the streets of a town.
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02:26:13
Yeah. In in Sana. They drive through the streets. They do it in, Vegas too.
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They did in, Canada. Oh, did they In Montreal. I think one year the festival was there, there was, like, they were preparing for f one. Oh, wow.
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02:26:24
It’s wild. They do it out here, but they do it at the Circuit Of The Americas. That’s what the neon sign up there is. Oh, really? Ai neon died, I think. Did it die? I think it died. But, that fucking race track out here at Koda, it’s awesome. I watched it formula one.
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02:26:40
There’s you can’t imagine how fast they’re going. Oh, is it
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02:26:43
is that the place in the corner. Is that the I think I think I did one of those rock fests there backstage or oddball tournament. Is that the one that has the overlook thing behind it? Yes. The F 1 Track?
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02:26:55
Yes.
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02:26:56
That’s one of the it’s ai getting over a fear in one day where I’ve never felt sai. It’s got it’s got a overlook thing. You take it one floor elevator, just goes right up to the top of that. Half of it’s concrete, half of it’s glass. Very thick glass, but I’ve Ai never had this happen before.
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02:27:12
When I got up there the first time, I was gung ho to walk out over that glass and go, when I got to the glass part Glasses the floor? Yeah. Well, it was concrete. When I got to the glass part, my I almost fell forward because my legs stopped. Like, my legs stopped moving.
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02:27:27
Ai, meh body shut down. Be like, no. No. No. No. No. We’re not ready for it.
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02:27:30
By the end
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of the day Terrified of heights. Yeah.
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02:27:31
You should be.
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02:27:32
By the end of yeah. Fair to see. That’s fucking No. By the way, they didn’t have I don’t think those red things were there when I was there.
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02:27:40
Did I take the, on top of the the this this the needle in, the Stratosphere in Vegas, the Ram?
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02:27:46
Oh, yeah.
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02:27:47
They have, like, a roller coaster at the top, and then they also have, like, you know, the the ride that goes straight up and then just drops?
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02:27:52
Yeah.
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02:27:52
I went on it with my son. My son has no respect for me anymore for this, dude, because I was sitting in the chair literally just, like, they they didn’t even start they they they pull you up for, like, maybe five feet first, and I thought while I was at the top, I was screaming like a woman.
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02:28:05
Everybody was cackling at me. My son was making fun of me, and they didn’t even go and then when they finally went up, it was I mean, I’m so deathly afraid of heights. Even if I’m strapped in, oh my god, dude.
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02:28:17
I could deal with it. Ai afraid of falling. It’s adorable.
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02:28:21
If you’re not, you’re a freak. Those fucking those free climber dudes, they’re just freaks.
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02:28:25
Oh, the guys that, like, like, jump from building to building? How about
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02:28:28
the thing
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02:28:28
that our friend ai, like, Mount Capitan with fucking just chalk? How about the
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02:28:32
thing Ralph did that in New York you can do? You can go to the top of some building, and they have a thing where it’s ai they have your your, like, connected to a line. But do you remember the Dave shah show to you? You could take a picture, something in New York where your, like, feet are on the building and you’re hanging off it, like, over New York City. Yeah. Fuck that.
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02:28:52
Crazy. It’s just like Fuck that. I don’t but I I’m not like a
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02:28:55
Just for a thrill.
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02:28:56
I would I maybe could’ve gotten talking to ai young. Not a chance. I’ve had some people try to talk me into it as an adult, and I’m like ai fucking Ram my daughter’s gotta tell the fucking story if my daughter’s gonna tell the story of her dad dying in a fucking wing suit or something, like a jerk off.
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02:29:10
Ai Redbend’s dad was working at this place. One of the people he’s worked with is a skydiver and, always trying to get him to go, come on, come with us. One day, goes to work, they’re not there. What happened?
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No.
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02:29:25
This didn’t open.
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Didn’t open.
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02:29:27
That was a there was a great Happens. There was a thing called McCloskey on Netflix years ago. Was it a documentary? It was in fact a documentary about a about a snowboarder guy. He was an extreme sports ai, and he died because he jumped. He, like, parachute, like, base jumped into an, national park.
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02:29:46
And when he landed, he was being chased by the rangers and the cops to arrest him, and he went in the water with his parachute and everything, got caught up and died. Oh. I think he drowned in the water, I believe. Then they did a a thing on the news. They did a they were doing, like, a base jumping, you know, for this guy, like, in more of him, like, ai it was a demonstration.
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02:30:06
It was, like, it shouldn’t be illegal. So what they were doing was people were jumping, parachuting down, and when they landed, it was almost ai organized, the cops would then arrest them. They were all getting arrested for doing it, but that was their protest that we’re all gonna do it. You’re gonna have to arrest us all.
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02:30:21
And then while they’re doing all that, just in the background, you just sort of Oh, no. Just ai way in the background. Oh, god. It’s ai, meh. This is why this is stupid.
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02:30:30
Yeah. Fuck all that. I Sai I’ve never had any of that adventurous shit in me. I’ve got skiing, which I feel like is adventurous enough for me. Yeah.
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02:30:38
Kilough Kennedy and Sana Bono.
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02:30:39
But it’s actually really dangerous, dude. Skiing is, like, fucking wildly dangerous. Just sometimes Sai was I was in, Park City, and you’re just going down these really long trail, like, twenty minutes. Like, just you’re just going and going and going. But there’s times where, like, I’m going to the edge, and all it takes is, like, just a little less control, and you just fly off the edge of a thing, and you’re done.
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02:31:01
Oh, yeah. How do cars
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02:31:02
not go off, like, up in the canyons in the ballet every year, ai, tons of them? They do. They do. Constantly?
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02:31:07
Isn’t that how Tiger Woods crashed?
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02:31:09
He went off one of those cliffs? Didn’t
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02:31:11
isn’t that what happened, Jimmy?
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02:31:12
No. Not quite.
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02:31:13
Not quite?
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02:31:13
I thought you just hit a tree.
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02:31:15
There was one guy who was tweeting. He was ai a famous plastic surgeon. He was, like, tweeting, and they they discovered that he was tweeting at the very same area where he fell off the fucking cliff. So he was just, like, texting while he was driving and not
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02:31:27
paying attention.
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02:31:28
He went off the side.
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02:31:29
I I’m that’s that’s the most two in 10 moment of my life when I’m going over those Yeah. Like, through the Hollywood Hills. Just ai Yeah. I mean, I’m really it’s it’s crazy you get that you’re able to drive that close to, like, certain depth. Yeah. Oh, well, how about
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02:31:40
the fucking drive up to San Francisco if you take the coast?
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02:31:45
Oh. Yeah.
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02:31:45
There’s times where the left side of you is just cliff.
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02:31:48
Yeah. Like, thousands. It feels like famous places like
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02:31:51
in the world, like, in just other countries where, I mean, I’ve been to a few countries where you’re ai, there’s no rail, your tires are just
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02:31:59
Yeah.
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02:31:59
Like, along the edge, like, almost hanging off. It’s fucking terrifying. Yeah.
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02:32:04
Fucking dumb other countries.
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02:32:06
Oh, man. The ai town countries where the only way to get is these fucking roads to the mountains. And sometimes there’s boulders that fell in the way, and you gotta move the fucking landslide ai hope it doesn’t hit you while you’re driving.
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02:32:18
It’s amazing all the years of driving for comedy and how long I’ve driven. Never seen a falling rock once.
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02:32:23
Not once.
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02:32:24
That is a The ai says falling rock. Never seen falling rock anytime ever.
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02:32:27
I’ve only seen it on
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02:32:28
Never hit a deer?
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02:32:28
It’s crazy. You never hit one deer?
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02:32:30
I was in a tour bus to hit a deer once. That was pretty ai.
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02:32:33
I hit a rabbit recently.
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02:32:35
Oh, yeah. It’s sad.
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02:32:36
I tried though.
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02:32:37
Oh, did you?
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02:32:37
No. Ai think it
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02:32:38
went with your foot when you killed them both. No.
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02:32:40
I did. That actually happened to me recently. I was moving my lawn furniture because my fucking Mexican fucking lawn care people never moved the furniture back to where it’s supposed to be. And I’m moving it back, and I felt my foot go into the ground, and I heard beep beep beep beep.
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02:32:53
And these baby bunnies jumped out of a bunny’s nest, which apparently they’re underground. I had no idea. And, yeah, they fucking So Lewis reported those guys to ice.
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02:33:02
Piece of shit. What a piece of shit, dude. Come on. They’re just here trying to live the American dream, dude.
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02:33:09
Yeah. The one jumped in my pool and went belly up, and I thought it was dead. I scooped it out with the scuba third in the garbage. My girlfriend was like, are you sure it’s dead? I was like, I’m positive it’s dead. It was Did you try feeding your carrots? Shah really did bring carrots out to these little broken bunnies. I was like, they don’t want your carrots.
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02:33:23
Like, these fucking
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02:33:23
Do they live?
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02:33:24
Stop trying to what’s up, dad, actually.
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02:33:26
I thought they were gonna die for sure. Because I I called it was at it was on Memorial Day because and I called, like, ai, a rescue an animal rescue place, and they were like, we’re closed today. Call the cops. They’ll come and get them euthanized. And we’re like, no. I’d rather them die a slow death in my backyard. And eventually, they just started hopping around.
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02:33:43
The one guy, you know, we call him Limpy, and, he was just fucking pushing himself with one meh.
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02:33:48
You should’ve glued their, you should’ve glued their hands to their genitals and then hung them from something and be like, oh, another autorontics asphyxiation gone wrong. Great. The guy from INXS, David Caridi, and now these rabbits.
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02:34:00
So he either lived or a hawk came and got him eventually. But Do you
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02:34:03
think that some of those auto asphyxiation guys were murdered and they were set up to be humiliated and look that way?
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02:34:10
No. I think yeah. Do you see now that now they try to take the jerking off part away from all those stories. Now Really? Yeah. They don’t want you to How
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02:34:17
many stories are you reading that are autoerotic asphyxiation?
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02:34:20
None. None. But he’s watched a whole documentary on it.
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02:34:22
No. I’m gonna write
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02:34:22
my own meh. Soundgarden, jerked off to death. Linkin Park, jerked off to anyone who hangs themselves Would
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02:34:28
you be Chris Cornell?
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02:34:29
Yes. But
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02:34:30
he I don’t think he was jerking off to death, was he?
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02:34:32
This is Jason’s theory that
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02:34:34
he thinks everyone theory?
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02:34:35
It’s a strong theory.
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02:34:36
Did you make it yourself?
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02:34:37
Yes. Oh. The who hangs Ai clear.
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02:34:40
There’s no evidence. There’s no evidence.
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02:34:42
You don’t hang yourself from a fucking doorknob that low when you’re not trying they flash knock out while they’re doing it, and then they just die because they’re being choked. Sai hundred percent. They pass out. That’s it. Yes. Hundred percent. You heard it here first. And Lincoln Park. Robin Williams? Robin Williams, they said put a note.
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02:35:01
But, again, I think now the since Michael Hutchins from INXS famously did that and David Carradine, that was news. That made news they were they ai from that.
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02:35:10
How good could it possibly feel?
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02:35:13
We had it shah during sex?
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02:35:14
I’ve had people call in
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02:35:15
choked out ai why you’re nothing.
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02:35:17
I’ve heard people call in. Oh, pretty good, dude. People say it it it mimics a lot of times the former addicts do it because it mimics ai the feeling of like the ai like heroin.
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02:35:25
Mhmm.
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02:35:25
That’s what they sai. But that’s just people who called in, to say that. Who knows? But because Michael Hutchinson and David it’s ai the first when you think of their name, before you think of even INXS or any of the songs, you’re like, oh, yeah. He died. Jerking off. Jerking off. David Carradine and all those movies ai jerking off.
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02:35:43
So now, they’d rather have you think they were just depressed and going through it than saying that because that’s all you’re gonna be known for now.
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02:35:49
Right. It’s
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02:35:50
probably pretty great. Theory.
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02:35:51
It’s not a bad theory if the family can hide that information. Like, it’s important that he was jerking off, he killed himself. The world doesn’t need to know he jerking off ai he killed himself.
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02:36:00
Well, you’d rather feel that it was on purpose because he was desperate and sad Right. Than he was such a weirdo that he had to jerk off and hang himself from a fucking doorknob.
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02:36:09
I heard there’s a conspiracy involved in the David Carradine one. I think David Carradine had run a foul with some shady characters.
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02:36:16
Yeah. Five five Venoms, dude.
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02:36:18
Ai think it was in Thailand. Wasn’t it in Thailand or something like that where he won them?
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02:36:22
He’s actually kung fu.
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02:36:23
Is it, is there a conspiracy theory attached that we call Sam Tripoli?
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02:36:27
You roam the earth, bring HPV to find
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02:36:31
He was kung fu when I was a kid. When I was a little kid, he was the guy that was doing martial arts on TV. Yeah. Yeah. Kane. I Ai Kane. Everybody called everybody grasshopper back then.
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02:36:41
Yeah. But getting choked while you have sex rules.
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02:36:43
Alright. Bring it back up. I guess
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02:36:44
it’s really about it.
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02:36:45
Saying I did. Hanging on it.
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02:36:46
I did. Alright, bud.
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02:36:47
I’ll check it out. He was wearing fishnet stockings and a dark wig when his body was found hanging in a Bangkok hotel room. Grainy images printed in the tabloid, Thai ram, reportedly show kung fu actor suspended from a clothing bar in a closet. Red woman’s lingerie appears to be in the bed adjacent to the body.
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02:37:03
Oh, this is somebody who hated
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02:37:04
him. Yeah.
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02:37:05
That might be. Right? He okay. Found with his hands bound above his head and a rope around his neck, wrist, and generals. How would one do that to themselves? Sore details of Kill Bill star’s sexual life began to surface as the photos generated more questions about the actor’s mysterious doubt.
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02:37:23
That seems like you couldn’t do that yourself unless you’re really really ingenious. How do you how do you bound he says hands bound above his head. How you do that? And a rope around your neck, wrist, and genitals.
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02:37:37
You need
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02:37:37
a really cool friend.
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02:37:38
How are you doing that?
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02:37:39
One inch punch. One inch punch, dude.
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02:37:43
Are you are you pulling it tight with your hands? I don’t What? Okay. Yeah. Let’s fuck that.
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02:37:49
It’s starting to get carried away. It’s starting
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02:37:50
to look real gross. Yeah. There’s a lot of accusations involving.
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02:37:55
He’s giving his wiener the old five finger death punch.
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02:37:57
But Ai mean, if what are the, like, standards of, like, in Tyler, if they find you hanging wearing women’s lingerie? Do they really sana investigate? They ai just got
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02:38:06
killed himself. I don’t wanna touch that. It’s icky.
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02:38:08
They probably was like, how is he even how is it autorotic asphyxiation if his hands are tied up too above his head?
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02:38:14
That’s the weirdest thing I never saw saw it before. Those hands were above his head.
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02:38:17
That sounds like he That
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02:38:18
sounds like somebody walked away. Well, it’s one of those ai getting carried away and somebody just left because they’re like, ai. Right. He’s dead.
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02:38:24
Maybe a lady was giving him head and then he came and then blacked out and she couldn’t get him off the ropes. Yeah.
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02:38:29
So she just Split.
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02:38:30
Just fucking booted out of there.
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02:38:32
Ai like, like, in Arya Soundgarden. Ai just jerking to each other’s music.
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02:38:36
I don’t I think some of them are just depressed, dude. Bourdain was just depressed.
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02:38:40
But who hangs? There’s so many People hang themselves. Faster ways to take care of this
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02:38:44
They don’t have anything around them other than a rope, and then it’s an impulsive decision.
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02:38:48
And it’s also ai a a romantic way to kill yourself. Ai like,
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02:38:52
who’s got rope?
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02:38:53
You don’t need ai cord. You need cord. How about the guy ai
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02:38:57
Your jizz sock from all your autoerotic association?
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02:39:00
The guy that was connected to the Clintons that hung himself with electrical cord then shot himself with chest with a shah.
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02:39:09
Ram 40 yards away?
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02:39:10
Yeah. It looks a little sus as the kids like to say.
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02:39:13
Yeah. Because you gotta
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02:39:13
kill yourself, Joe. How would you kill yourself
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02:39:15
if you
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02:39:15
had to?
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02:39:16
Well, gun is definitely the best way. Right? Because it’s quick.
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02:39:19
Yeah. But if you shoot, like, your front lobe off and
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02:39:21
don’t do vatsal. Yeah. Don’t do it in your mouth like a real man.
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02:39:24
That was the fucking Richard Jenny. Richard Jenny. Choke yourself. He missed.
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02:39:28
Yeah. He missed.
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02:39:29
And died later.
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02:39:29
Yeah. He died in the hospital.
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02:39:31
Oh. That’d be my biggest fear is, like, shooting, like, just angling it wrong and then just
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02:39:36
I saw a video of
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02:39:36
a guy who did that with a shotgun. He just took off the front of his face and was ai. Oh. Lived. Yeah. Poor.
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02:39:43
Life is now worse. Richard Jenny takes
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02:39:45
his life. Dave Coulier never even tried to take his life.
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02:39:49
Richard Jenny was funny. Very funny. Back in the day, he was the fucking man. He was depressed that he never wound up being a movie star. He wanted to be, like, he wanted to be the next Jim Carrey, you know?
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02:39:58
He did the he got closer with the mask, and he said just made him more bummed. Yeah.
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02:40:03
It’s crazy because he’s, like, to us, all the comics back then, he was the ai, you know?
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02:40:08
He was Well, he was on all those shows. Were you doing comedy at a time? Did you do you have performances on, like, a list and, stand up spotlight or VH one and select those things? Yeah.
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02:40:19
I did a bunch of those.
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02:40:19
Caroline’s Comedy Hour was a biggie.
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02:40:21
I did that. I did, Meh, half hour comedy hour.
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02:40:24
That was Paulie. Right? No.
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02:40:26
That was Paulie. It was totally Paulie. MTV Half Hour Comedy Hour was, another show that would do, you know, do, like, ten minutes or something. I forget what the time was.
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02:40:34
Oh, VH one did one of those with Rosie O’Donnell, kind ai them or something. Yep. Yep. Those seem it seemed like it was a pretty fun time in comedy. Comedy was pretty polluted with, like, a lot of same old same old Yeah. At the ai, but I mean, like, what a time to kinda, like that’s why it was funny when I when I was opening for David Tell all those years, he couldn’t get a grasp on, like, the change that I was experiencing that he because he was kinda ai, after three years, like, you wanna go with me to this club again?
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02:41:01
And I’d go, absolutely. And he go, aren’t you headlining this place yet? And it’s like, it doesn’t work like that anymore. Because he’s from a time where they said if you got an hour of comedy together then you that’s what they say.
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02:41:10
Well, Dave, when you
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02:41:11
tore vatsal ai of his tyler. You tore that hour of comedy. He goes, you can’t just do ai. Like, if he places the
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02:41:16
book you Well, Ai, before I mean, back when I started, and this is twenty one years ago, like, people would just have their act. Do you remember Seinfeld’s documentary where he was like he’s like, I’m gonna get rid of my act after twenty years and have a new hour. It’s like, that’s what everyone does now. The standard of comedy has changed so much. Yeah.
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02:41:30
And if ai get tyler was always like that,
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02:41:31
he would turn over. He was very prolific. No. No. No. For sure. I’m saying he didn’t get that, like, the change that now you have to be able to sell tickets.
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02:41:39
Right.
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02:41:39
To get book places first. It wasn’t just like, well, you’re one of the comics who has an hour in the country. Yeah. There was a time where it was that. It was like these guys ai I think it was like the two coasts really was all of it. You know ai I mean? Then the Internet, I think really opened it up to the rest of the country and it’s like saturation.
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02:41:54
Yeah. You used to be able to go to clubs and build a market. So you just keep returning, you turn ai once a year and after a few years, people come to see you ai, oh, Big Jay
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02:42:03
is coming. He’s really funny. We saw
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02:42:04
him last time.
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San Fran Punchline Mhmm. Stress Factory are maybe two of the only clubs that really I know there’s more. Oh, the the Providence Comedy Connection. Let me go there and have enjoyed watching it be, like, you know, giving me a couple $100 for a weekend to change over the
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years. I’ve seen that. I opened for you. You made $600 for the weekend as the headliner.
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Yeah. Yeah. They give you a chance. And if you’re good and they know you’re good and they give you a chance, the people trust them because they got a long history of booking good comedy. It’s ai, who’s this guy? Is he good? Oh, let’s take a chance.
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Right. But there are but places got afraid. I remember that that hurt so much. I opened for Steve O when he first started doing comedy, Stand Ai Before Meh, and I’ve done DC Improv with the Tyler and stuff before. I did that weekend. And I hate when you go hat in hand to places and you get bad news. I ai going to the Booker there.
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Who’s, like, someone who’s, like, so friendly to me now and she’s great, you know, but, like, it was so hard. I go, hey. Just, you know, I’d love to come back and ai. Are you, like, an off weekend once people don’t wanna do fourth of July, Thanksgiving, whatever? And she goes, yeah.
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I’d love to, but you don’t sell any tickets. So it’s all about selling tickets. And she’s, like, sana laid it out like that. And I just thought I was I was, like, well, how do you? I didn’t know how to start making that happen.
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It’s pretty when we started, like, Ai of Skanks and stuff.
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Well, podcasting sort of created an opportunity for comics to The best. Yeah. Meh best audience. People, they know us. They feel like they’re really, like, sitting here with us.
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Well, they really are. Right? And we talk like this if we’re in the green room. The difference between podcasts and everything else is we’re really talking just the way we talk.
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Yeah. You
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know? But everyone else gets meh to it, like, what the thing is besides standard that makes it happen, whether it’s podcast. Internet videos. Yeah. I’ve learned also to stop having that because people get a lot too much wrapped in that. Like, there’s a social media comic or there’s a whatever goes, buddy, I don’t know.
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My ex wife does comedy and people ask me, like, are you mad that she does comedy? Like, I can’t judge why anybody gets involved in it. I get involved because somebody suggested it to me.
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It’s crazy to even want to. To care.
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It’s like Who gives
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a fuck?
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Like, why’d you do it? Ai, oh, because I was having funny tweets, so I figured I’d give it a shot. Like, okay. That’s that’s seems like a good enough reason as anybody
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else starts. The first decade, you don’t even there’s no path, but, like, what is the path to, like, even making money? You’re just doing it blindly going, like, I hope something happens eventually.
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People get mad because I think there is a path now to making money very quick and people are doing it. And so it’s that Right. It’s the Howard Stern used to shit on ai was that our famous thing with him and Ari. Shah on the idea of podcast, but when people were shitty about that, I always understood his anger at least.
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I don’t agree with it, but I understand when he did the
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Well, his anger makes sense because he was already super famous.
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No. But his argument was saying, I had to do AM shift. Yeah. 2AM to 6AM, in this shitty town. I had to do this and I and I played music until they ai it would be better to let me talk ten years late. You know, and he and he went through all that. It’s just ai, well, you could flip on a switch and if you have an audience already or connected to somebody who has an audience, like, you’re doing it already?
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Like, you’re just doing it now.
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Well, also the difference is we all hang out with each other and do each other’s podcast. Whereas, those radio guys all fucking hated each other.
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Ai.
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Like Howard Stern, HBO, Anthony. Yeah. They would talk shit about each other all the time.
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Bobby Anthony used to have, what was it, Jockto? Jockto. Where they would just find shitty radio shows, and they would have their fans torture them Yeah. For an entire month. Oh, so funny. Brutal.
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Fucking brutal.
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And then I wrote.
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Yeah. Cut it was a different
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doesn’t have to be.
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Right. Because it like, you could only be the one big radio guy in Philly,
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you know?
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And if Stern was coming into Philly, and if they’re gonna open up, like, a syndication thing, he was gonna talk crazy shit on the big guy in Philly, whoever it was or whatever city it was.
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I do feel it’s interesting watching. I wonder if this happens with every generation. The comedy dollar gets stretched though because it is ai funny. Not that it necessarily hurt. I think the now with, like, having these kind of like shah I’m opening for Shane in some of these arenas and stuff. It’s amazing.
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He’s getting, like, eighteen, twenty some thousand people into these places and doing it. One, that’s very difficult to, like, think of new jokes when you’re doing comedy like that all the time. But
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Meh do clubs.
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For sure. No. I ai clubs.
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You have to. No. But I ai, you have to.
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Ai, because Shane will do clubs also. Oh, no. For sure.
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Of course.
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Ai just saying, like, a ticket to see someone in arena is it’s before they’d be able to see everyone they loved was coming through the improv or whatever. And then a couple were doing theaters.
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Right.
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Like, now it’s like it’s a fucking night out at like a sporting event to go see comedy where it’s like they might not have the money next week to go see me or Louis at a club. I think it has changed. It’s interesting in that way.
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Well, there’s some people that just don’t sana spend that kind of money go to an arena anyway, and they’d rather go see someone in a club. Sure.
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It’s a better experience. It’s how comedy is supposed to be.
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The best experience though in an arena is in the round. In the round is like
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That’s how Shane does it.
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It’s like a giant club.
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It’s like a
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giant club. Because the people on this side are watching the people on that side laugh, and you’re all laughing at each other. It’s very intimate, weirdly, even though there’s, like, 16,000 people.
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The comedy the only comedy I don’t love at all of the three things, clubs, theaters, is theaters. Theaters is impersonal from the crowd enough and also personal enough that they you could still do bad. They could they could turn on you a theater, possibly if you’re not the person they’re there to see or even if. You know what I mean?
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There’s like a Nick Swartzon thing that where he they turned on him.
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Well, he was lit on edibles. Yeah.
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Couldn’t remember what the fuck he was talking about. They weren’t with him no matter what. Ai, they did turn on him. Something about the arena, and again, Shane’s doing an hour at these things which is impressive as hell. For the twenty minutes I have to do, it’s ai, how could this go bad?
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Like, it’s just if if anyone’s laughing in there, it sounds like a million people laughing at that.
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Shane had a guy open for him. I don’t wanna trash the guy. I heard it with
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a sound issue though.
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But he just ai dude, he just arya getting booed. To getting booed out of an arena is crazy. Crazy. I mean, you have to feel ai it it has to feel like like, being like, you’re getting the same reaction, like, that the visiting team gets when they go to that arena. I’ve seen
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it on Keltonia. It happened
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to a comic. Keltonia arena shows too happened. It’s somebody somebody will do two jokes in a row that bomb Yeah. And then the crowd’s ai, fuck this guy. And then it’s almost fun. I think it’s because people are in that ai. They think it’s fun to do it.
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How about TJFC when Ai got booed at something when he was doing comedy, like, at a big arena?
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Oh, yeah. Well, it wasn’t, you know, it didn’t have it tight.
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I know. He sure did. You can’t
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do that. You can’t just jump into, you know But it’s
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but you can just lose him. Sai, like, Damien Lemon, very, very funny comic. He did, like, the hot ninety seven Summer Jam comedy thing, and, like, they turned on him hard. Ai when turns it
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tough most famous one of all, Bill Burr on the, traveling virus tour, Opie and Anthony back in the day in Philly.
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Well, that’s
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because they had turned on Dom Ai before. Yeah.
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And then he came out on his
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head. Everybody.
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Yeah. He said, fuck this crowd. And he spent fifteen minutes just shitting. It’s one of those beautiful moments. Legendary moments in comedy.
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So I’m from Philly and it’s one of my favorite lines there about Philly that is indicative of that town that I love. He says, Joe Frazier is from here who beat Mike tight or beat Muhammad Ali. No no statues to him. No nothing. And you have a statue of an a fictitious Italian heavyweight.
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He’s like, you piece the shit through batteries at Santa Claus. Fuck this town.
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That’s a classic. That’s great. And he kept vatsal off seven more minutes.
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Yeah.
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Like I
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know that’s funny. He had to quit that tour because everywhere he went then, they would start booing him because they’d be like, dude, Cleveland now.
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02:49:01
Yeah. No. Yeah. That was like a that was like this is before viral videos were happening like that. Right. It was such shitty grainy footage. But that’s when I I mean, maybe my first year in comedy that happened a couple years in. And you’re just seeing that and it’s ai it’s such a comics moment where you’re like, meh.
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Just fucking
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Well, it’s a big pain it’s a big moment to have in comedy. I sai a few of them when you when silence doesn’t scare you anymore or just the mode just Ai could talk into a microphone, especially for fifteen minutes under any circumstance. You know what I mean? Like, it’ll suck if it’s terrible. You got there already booing. Go out in the very beginning. There’s no one there.
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02:49:35
But, like, I’m not afraid of the moment. And that’s something that’s a big it’s a big thing to get over, and that’s what, you know, being scared for the moment. When you’re ai yourself overseas the first time, I was like, do they even understand English here in England?
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Dude, the the first five minutes, if you’re doing a headline except that’s not going well, you’re like, oh, fuck. It’s It’s gonna be another hour. Goddamn it.
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Are you a long time guy or or do you try to do, like, like, when you headline something?
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I do an hour. Yeah. An hour. Yeah. Especially if I’m on the road. Yeah. Yeah. Always. I don’t really have an hour right now, so I’m, like, putting it together. I think last night I did fifty minutes, you know, and, like, some of it Sai keep forgetting my new stuff. You know, it’s a lot of new stuff because it’s all since August.
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Sure.
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You know, and I took a couple months off where I wasn’t doing stand up at all. I was like, let me just refresh my ai. And then I hopped on, started doing other people’s shows. Then I had some old bits that I’d never put on the special and I started bringing them back and piecing it together.
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But it’s ai, you gotta have a real set before you take that bitch on the road. You can’t think you could have, like, a club forty five minutes and go do an arena. Like, if you’re gonna do an arena Oh, for an arena. For sure. You gotta have a real set.
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It does. I work out in the clubs on the road Have to. Particularly. I mean, like but Burr said that back in the day. For a speak, really.
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02:50:48
Burr said that back in the day, we’re just talking about someone speak. It’s like, ai didn’t do the clubs. And he’s like, he’s right. Like, this person like, some persons, they start doing theaters, big theaters, they do real well, and they just keep doing that only. Same opening act every ai.
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02:51:00
Crown wants to see them, and you develop ai a it’s like a soft act. Yeah. It’s not good. Yeah. Not good.
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You need
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clubs, man.
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Yeah. But Austin’s great for that as well. So you what you did down here is you, you gotta you’ve cultivated, like, comedy fans that wanna see edgier shit. They wanna hear fucked up jokes. New York and LA, they don’t really like, if you’re just going on a random pop in set at the stand or the tyler or the comedy store into some random show and they don’t know who you are, you start doing fucked up shit.
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They get very tight. Very tight. Like, down here, like, you go on the main room of the mothership or at the speak. I mean, these they’re comedy fans. They’re, like, legit. It’s become, like, a comedy destination ai how, like, you know, people go to New Orleans for jazz.
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02:51:42
Well, this town doesn’t seem to feel ai it has the same responsibility to, like, correct bad behavior on stage that New York has and LA has sometimes. Mhmm. Like, they’ll they want to let you know that you’re out of line.
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They don’t
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want you talking about a certain subject. It’s like
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Did you think there was gonna be when you opened the club, did you, like, foresee the dissension stuff that happens just within the scene? The people that don’t work there, bitching about this Yeah. For this reason and the people who
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It’s a walled garden.
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And everyone goes, they got in there because of this, and I meh in there because of this.
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It’s they have a walled garden perspective. Sai a bunch of people having a good time and you’re not involved to fuck those people. It’s normal. It’s a natural reaction
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Yeah.
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That people have to, like, this intimate community of people that are all friends that are having a great time. It’s normal to hate it. Yeah. But it’s not all wild comedy. There’s a lot of, like, really clean comics that come here that kill. Sure. Like, Vecchione is fucking pretty clean. He’s hilarious.
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He squeaks clean ai.
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Yeah. He’s hilarious. Yeah. He’s ai notorious guy. Sai yeah.
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And murders, at the club.
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He’s a beast.
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He’s a beast. But it doesn’t matter. It’s just funny. It’s just whatever ai of funny you’re into. Holtzman comes and destroys. Meh.
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So I’m not saying I’m not I’m not even saying the booking is, like, one dimensional anyway. I’m just saying that You can. Did you even foresee there’d be comics that were gonna be eventually, like, club sucks anyways.
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I don’t hear about them.
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You stay away of stupid.
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02:53:00
I guess,
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02:53:01
it doesn’t make its way to you. They wouldn’t. That’d be stupid.
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You’re gonna have people that complain about anything that they’re not involved in.
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Sure.
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They’re gonna decide it sucks. Like, how could it suck if you got two days of open mics? How could it suck if the comics get paid more than anywhere else? How could it suck if it’s entirely set up for comedy? How could it suck if it’s super supportive of the comedians? What is the path?
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What is the path for the young comic in Mothership?
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There’s a real there’s a real talent coordinator, you know. Adam Egan’s a real talent coordinator. He sits there and he watches your set. He gives you advice. He’ll have you come back and do it again. He’ll give you spots on certain shows. They start developing comedians.
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And it’s like any anything else, like, you know, this business is about being likable and getting people to wanna watch you succeed.
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02:53:41
Yeah.
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Where it’s ai, you’ll get your opportunity if you fucking if all the other comics are like, yo, this guy’s funny, you should take a look at him. I I’ve seen that happen directly. Can you get the lighter again?
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02:53:52
Yeah. Well, we we have it set up for development. Like, the whole idea is, like, you wanna develop new talent there, and Kill Tony is the best vehicle for that ever. You know, if you have a banger minute on Kill Tony, you could become a fucking star. And if you could reproduce that every speak, ai
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ai times.
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Kinda crazy that some of them have to do that, you know. Yeah. Ai meh, it’s it’s an incredible writing exercise.
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It’s kinda crazy. Ai the advice that I would have given a young comic, you know, fifteen years ago, I was a young comic at the time too, but it’s like Ai be like, do not be on camera for the first decade that you do comedy. Develop and act first. But now a lot of these guys just they have the opportunity.
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It’s ai But
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it can be detrimental if you really eat shit on it and you’re ai a three year cop. I don’t
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02:54:32
think people remember people bombing on Kill Tony where it’ll be detrimental to your career.
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02:54:36
It could be. But, you know, it could not be
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so bad.
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02:54:39
You bounce back and have a great set the next time ai the people love you. I’ve seen that happen too. Look, it’s you’re taking a risk when you’re doing a new minute every week is a real possibility you might have a dud. Yeah. You know, especially if you’re new to the game, you’ve only been doing it four years, you got some saloni, but, you know I
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genuinely don’t know. I it’s an interesting thing why Ai to do it, essentially at Madison Square Garden. Yeah. Yeah. I know you guys were there. It’s interesting thing. They try to whittle down in your head, like, what the fuck is on there?
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Just a minute. Yeah.
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Yeah. But they were all pumped to see you, so it was easier.
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02:55:08
No. Of course. That’s an that’s an arena’s atmosphere too. It’s like it’s our game to lose.
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02:55:12
The Garden, I think, was, like, the best arena kill Tony show.
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Like, they
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02:55:15
it was ai I was on there. Really cool. I went both nights and, whatever it was, like, they were just the the crowds were so lit on watching those shows. Like, nobody got booed. There was no problems, like, super supportive.
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Super supportive. Well, some people got booed. This is people that bombed.
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Did they? Yeah.
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Oh, the one. A couple of ai. I think one was someone right before me. Yeah. A couple of people were bummed.
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It’s look. It’s fucking hard to do, man. And it’s fun to watch someone just go out there and fail sometimes. It just is it’s what makes the people that makes the people that succeed look better.
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When I do Kill Tony as a a panelist, I love watching somebody bond. It’s my favorite thing. Because then you
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02:55:51
Yeah.
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Just trash them. You get to fucking make fun of them. That was I thought that’s what when we started doing the show, I Ai I’ve been on I’ve been a panelist on Kill Tony. I think I might have the number one amount of ai, like, 25 times I’ve been a panelist. And when we started doing it, like, back in the day in the Comedy Store in the the belly room, the most fun we would have is when somebody just had a hot one, and then we would just fucking trash them.
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It became way more supportive now. Like, the whole show format is, like, really, like, Tony trying to put guys over, But back in the day, we were just mean. It was just ai a mean evil fucking thing.
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It was
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so fun. Yeah.
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02:56:25
It evolved. Those belly room days were ai. Because, you know, like, half the crowd would be like comics.
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02:56:30
Yeah. There was
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02:56:31
there was no one there. It was fun. Ai but he kept doing it. I mean, he fucking did it over and over and over again till he honed that motherfucker down like a samurai sword.
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02:56:38
Yeah. No. I’m super impressed with it. Like, you know, Tony is, Tony is the meh, but that show itself is, like
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02:56:43
I think it’s inspiration for, like, story wars. You know, it’s very different shows. The idea of, like, the live
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02:56:48
The format and, like yeah. Yeah. That’s
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02:56:51
You know, Skanks has always been a live show, but the development of story wars has been very, like Well,
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02:56:56
it’s also easier when you have a format. Like, we literally just set the table and then play, and it’s like we don’t have to really do much. So when you’re on a podcast like this or like Skanks, you have to actually kinda, like, be a little bit more present and, like, just sorta, like, you’re trying to connect with the comics in a different way.
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02:57:11
When we our our we do it’s like a game show that we created, and, it’s just super formatted. So it’s just kinda easy to just
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02:57:17
Plug and play funny. Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, you guys, by doing Legion of Skanks just by the name itself, it, like, opened up the door to wild comedy because it’s ai, you know what you’re getting into. It’s called the show’s called Legion of Steel.
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02:57:30
Sai a brilliant idea that Jay had. Like, our our secondary tagline is the most offensive podcast on Earth, and it’s not. There’s more offensive podcasts, but it lets this I think this is the reason we’ve never gotten in trouble is because you know exactly what you’re gonna get.
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02:57:43
Right.
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02:57:43
It’s great. Like, for anybody to go Why would
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02:57:45
you watch this if you do don’t wanna watch the most offensive podcast? Yeah. You’re gonna complain
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02:57:49
about it. You look like an idiot if you start complaining about it.
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02:57:51
Exactly.
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02:57:52
You well, Adam Kroll had a great analogy about it when he did our show. He said, here ai like, this is what you guys why you guys get away with it? He’s like ai, when Snoop Dogg goes to the Grammys, Snoop Dogg goes backstage and he lights a blunt. And nobody’s like, you can’t smoke back here.
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02:58:05
It’s like, you’ve invited Snoop Dogg. You know what the fuck you’re gonna get. Right? And it’s the same thing with us. I think people know what they’re gonna get with us, and we sort of just, you know, play and have fun and do our thing.
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Well, you give an avenue for comedians that’s ai, you know, where where people know what they’re gonna meh. And and obviously, people flock to it. I mean, Skankfest sells out immediately. Yeah. So, you guys, people love the vibe. It’s fun. It’s just fun. We’re we’re not here to take ourselves seriously.
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Also, broadcasting has done something for comedy. It’s pretty amazing that I think broadcasters like the Howard Sterns, they had that all the time. It’s very interesting when you meet the people. They know you inside now. They know the time you told a story about the thing you fear the most and they know whatever and
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02:58:44
Oh, yeah.
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I get used to stuff like that where they’d be like, hey, is your daughter picking a college? And you go, the fuck you? I’m like, meh, I guess I and you’re like, oh, I guess I talked about it on the radio this week. Yeah. So it’s interesting.
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It’s weird. You can forget that there’s an audience out there sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you forget sometimes the things you say have weight to them, you know?
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No. Absolutely. We found out the hard way. When we started out, who knew what this was gonna happen when we started Legion of Skanks? We started Legion of Skanks pretty early podcast ai. Yep. Not thinking about anything.
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Fourteen years ago?
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Don’t ai think even now sometimes you say things you’re like, gosh. I shouldn’t have said that.
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No. No. Unless it’s something Sai don’t. Yeah. I don’t unless it’s about a purse. Like, sometimes it’s about people. Yeah. That’s what we learned.
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We learned to stop making fun of retarded children on the Internet. Don’t know. We do. Well, we do ai, but I’ve had to apologize to multiple families of mentally handicapped people because we’ve done bits on the shah. And, I mean, we’ve gotten into where they they would come to me and be ai, like, what is wrong with you?
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This is like a child that has, like, Down syndrome. We’re like, we had no idea that they And then they
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get on the phone, Lewis, and they’re like, I didn’t mind. It was funny. The
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problem is Didn’t
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that happen? Didn’t someone
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say anything? No. You’re kidding? Well, no. The, twice now that happened. And both times ai becoming very friendly with the family. They came out to see me at shows. They brought the kid.
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Oh, now it’s your burden.
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Because That’s
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the problem. The problem is, like, you’re saying things with your friends like you would normally say. Right. But then you don’t really
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Ai Bengtian calls it corner talk. Just corner talk with the guy. There’s a
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real person on the end of these stories sometimes. And that’s the thing the only thing that’s changed is I think in the beginning, we would just say whatever. There’d be a silly story. And now I’m going like, well, alright. Is this person gonna hear this? And it’s just a normal person who’s ai, their parents are raising a special needs kid. This is a tough enough life as it is.
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Buddy, I felt terrible. Last time I came in here, I mean, you talked about it. I was like, hey. You know, is that video going right with that girl freaking out? And I was just going like, yeah. It’s just like she wasn’t ready for this moment, but I went didn’t say the name on purpose.
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And there’s so many videos on the Internet there ai, Jay takes a shit on this girl. They’re not no. It’s not what I did. Well Yeah.
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Sometimes you say things because you just talk and and then you realize god, that other person’s gonna hear that. I did that recently and I I’d like to apologize to this guy. There’s this guy named Flint Dibble, who’s an archaeologist. And I said, he he attacks other archaeologists ai Graham Hancock and he says some terrible things, but what I did was very counterproductive.
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What I said was like, these weak bitchy meh, and I named him. I’m like and then he tweeted about it. He said, I have stage four cancer. And I’m ai, fucking forgot arya cancer. Ai didn’t mean him physically. I meant his behavior, but it it made me feel bad.
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So
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Oh, Ai. Guys got a bitch body. This will then
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be taken care of. Sai was wrong. It would what I sai, I shouldn’t have said. Ai there’s sometimes I say things and I just think I’m talking with friends and I realize it’s gonna hurt someone’s feelings on the other. And it’s ai, like, I’m doing the exact thing I’m accusing him of doing. He’s attacking other people. I’m attacking him.
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It’s stupid.
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And we could be funny with anything. You don’t need to, like But I
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wasn’t even being funny. I was talking to an archaeologist. I just get meh. I got angry at this process that sometimes, like, established archaeologists arya attacking these people of legitimate ai, But I I shouldn’t have done it that way. And you just Ai. Some
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archeology, you’re talking about cash in.
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No. It’s ai, I you know, I talk about a lot of different things, but I talk too often like I normally talk. Ai, sometimes when you talk about ai a serious thing, like, you probably shouldn’t insult people. It just it comes normal, like, fuck that idiot. You know, ai, it comes out.
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Sure.
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And you go, Yeah. Shouldn’t have, you know?
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Yeah. We do that all the time.
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You get loose. You get a little too, comfortable talking.
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Well, Ai gotta tell you also, that’s the smart move Ai said that Howard Stern did years ago that I’m trying to get better at and do. When you think something’s ridiculous, praise it and then use it and you could show everybody without having to make fun of it themselves. Do you know what I mean?
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Oh, right. Right. Right.
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Or make fun of themselves. That was the core. You can
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definitely do that. Well, I do that sometimes when I’m questioning people and I know they’re not telling me the truth. And I’ll say, wait a minute. So what you’re saying is and so I don’t even have to, like, say that’s ridiculous.
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Because that’s not what you shah.
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I just let the Internet have it.
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You know? Yeah. You go.
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You know what
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I mean?
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Like, Epstein didn’t kill himself? You know, ai, that kind of a deal? Like, okay. You know, like, let the Internet deal with this. I’m not gonna deal with this. This is ai could only be so, pushy. You know, when people don’t sana talk about a specific thing or wanna give you an an an answer that you think is pretty much gaslighting you, you’re like, okay.
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03:03:02
Sai that that’s a real UFO? Alright. This is You might you know, I have people coming here all the time that I know are bullshitting me. I know they are. Like, I I feel it, you know. And ai, it’s just like, alright. Just what are you gonna do?
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You call them sometimes.
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Sometimes. But, like, sometimes Sai don’t know.
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Who was the guy years ago you had a argument with? But it’s again, ai when vernacular causes the problem. I feel like at the time you were just, like, in a rhythm of saying the word bitch at the end of a sentence a lot. And you said something you go you’re like, come on, bitch. You can’t think that way, bitch. And he was like, you you call me a bitch elastomer.
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You’re pulling the shit out of me. Who was that? Was it Crowder?
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Oh, yeah. That’s right. We’re it was a weed conversation.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you’re I thought he was talking to him like
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a comedian. Like, he would just go along with it and he got genuinely offended.
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He’s like, he’s ai, oh, bitch. I thought you’re bullying me.
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Yeah. We said he we’re bullying him because we’re, like, researching information live that was countering what he was saying. It was ai and he didn’t have access to it. I was like, alright. You know, whatever. So ai
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being a real bitch.
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I was trying to be a good host and I wasn’t. And I was being too ai a comet. Like, I could talk to you that way
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and we would have fun. I could talk to you that way. We would have fun.
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He wasn’t he was a little serious.
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Shah. You can call those bitch all day.
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That’s right. Sai promise some people
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just get
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Keep up on the sky. If you’re
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choking me while I speak off, you can
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go do whatever you want. Some people just get serious and you don’t realize they’re serious. Like, oh, you’re serious.
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Like,
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you’re really upset. Okay. Because we’re so used to talking shit. It’s so normal.
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Yeah.
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Like, when people talk shit about me, I’m ai, Sai would do that.
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You’re just warm. It’s ai, what am I gonna do?
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You’re too famous to not you can’t get offended. You’re you’re so big at this point that it’s just part of the territory.
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That’s part of the problem with saying things, like, about that Flint Dibble guy. You don’t think about it while you’re saying it. Like, you’re saying it to millions of people. Yeah. It’s ai it’s not just talking, you know. You’re like
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Ai dusting off a raptor bone and you just sai a tear hit it because he’s listening to you in his headphones. That guy’s a dumb idiot. I genuinely felt bad. My raptor bone.
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But it’s ai, I actually didn’t have a bad time talking to him. We had to confront him on this one thing because he accused Graham Hancock of being attached to white supremacy and and and this, like, weird thing about Atlantis. Like, how does that have anything ai, and he tried to deny it and we pulled up the quote that he did.
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Because Hancock says no blacks in Atlantis.
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No. This is like this thing that these people do when they try to discredit things, like certain academics will do. Well, they’ll connect what you’re doing to racism or homophobia. They’ll just try to, like, virtue signal their way into a position where everything you’re doing is wrong.
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And it’s the the thing about Atlantis is a weird one. It’s ai it’s apparently, at one point in time, there was some white supremacists that, like, was pushing the theory of Atlantis being this great white race, but that’s not what any of the people that are legitimately trying to research it think.
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Well, you
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think They think it was in Sai Saharan Africa.
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You think black people are gonna let their hair be wet all the time? I’m no archaeologist, but I am
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a bitch. What do you think Atlantis is? Do you think they get in the water?
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Oh, is it the underwater?
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No. Atlanta? No. I didn’t ai that either, John.
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What was that about?
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Atlantis, they believe was this structure. There was a series of concentric circles that had, like, a lake running through it. It’s, like, really fascinating because there’s this place called the Shah Structure in South Africa. And this is another one of those things that archaeologists will argue about because this thing looks like Atlantis.
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And there’s this guy named Jimmy Corsetti and he gets labeled a Nazi for talking about it’s ai weird stuff, man, where they try to make you look like you’re racist for pursuing this idea.
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And the people who defend that if you defend a person for racism. You’re defending racism. It becomes this whole stupid argument that nobody really believes and it’s only exists on the Internet. Exactly. Nobody in real life gets
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In academia, they they believe it. Yeah. And if they don’t believe it, they use it as a tool. And they’ll use it as a tool to dismiss you. But this is the one of the things that came up during that cop topic that when even archaeologists come up with a new ai for things where it throws the old history into a a tizzy, they attack them.
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Like and they we Graham Hancock brought up this concept of Clovis first. They used to think that the Clovis people, ai, thirteen thousand years ago, were the first people in North America. And this one guy found evidence of people that lived a long time ago, and they fucking ruthlessly destroyed his career. They attacked this guy.
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It turned out he was ai. And they found these footprints in White Sands, New Mexico. They’re 22,000 years old of human beings. So they were probably living here even before that. And but they destroy people that come up with an idea that throws their expertise into question.
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And that’s what they’re they’re all doing with Graham Hancock. They what they do is he’s pointing out that there’s some real evidence that perhaps there was an advanced civilization that was thousands of years older than we think civilization started at.
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No crime and only three pointers.
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Well, it is in Africa. That’s the fascinating thing. It’s all in Africa. Egypt’s in Africa, you know, this all this Sai Saharan stuff where they think the Shah structure. Let me show show them what it looks like. It’s crazy because the area when you zoom out looks like it was hit with a massive flood.
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Like, everything looked like all water erosion, ai, it was, like, massive amounts of water just destroyed the landscape. It still looks like that today. And it’s in the exact same plate. Like, it’s it’s the mountains are north of it. The sai is below it. That’s what it looks ai.
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And that is, like, the size that Atlantis is described in in in Plato’s recollections of it or Plato’s stories about it.
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You know, there’s a lot
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of debate about it, but the position that it’s in and the weirdness of what it is makes a bunch of these ancient history guys that really believe in Atlantis, just like they really believed in, Troy. They thought it was they thought Troy was mythical until they found it. And then they’re ai, oh, jeez, Troy was a real thing.
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So, there’s a lot of these people that are the gatekeepers of academia, and they they don’t want anything to be dated older than what they’ve established and what they’ve taught in lectures and
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Oh, because everything’s wrong then?
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Everything’s wrong. Well, everything is wrong. There’s weird stuff ai Lebanon. Have you seen those those fucking stones in Lebanon? No. There there’s these immense I think they’re called the trilithon stones or the trillion stones. They’re so fucking big, And they’re supposed to be somebody’s moved these from a quarry and placed them and placed them. You look at them, like, how? How long ago?
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And then there’s older stuff. There’s stuff that’s built on top of it. Look at this
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Ai have my Flintstone theory works here, but I think it’s a brontosaurus that a man is controlling.
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03:09:33
Balbec. That’s what it is. Look at the size of these fucking stones. And if that one up in, the top in the center, right to the right of that, Jamie, that one. So that shows you the size of these fucking stones that are in place. Like, if you put a person next to them, they’d be at like, these are five meters high. That’s fucking bananas.
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How many miles per hour is that?
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I don’t know. Five meters is 25 feet. So those are 25 feet high. 15. 15. Ai sorry. Three is three. Right. Yeah. Sorry. My math sucks, obviously. But these stones weigh some fucking insane amount. And there’s no explanation. Those cornerstones, that’s all one giant piece. And where how? How the fuck did you do that?
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And there’s a bunch of shit in Malta. They found Neanderthal bones, so maybe Neanderthals were in Malta, and maybe the land bridge was connected. And there’s all this confusion about the date of these, like, ancient structures, because it seems like people built other structures on top of them.
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And when they find stuff like this, there’s, like, this great resistance of anybody to try to, like, say they don’t understand it. They always try to come up with some sort of an explanation even when it doesn’t make any fucking sense.
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Wasn’t the, the Colosseum, wasn’t it completely underground at one point? They they discovered it?
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No. No. No. No. This this Sphinx was underground. This but the head was above it it, and then they cleared out the sand. The coliseum You came
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off stupid as shit there.
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No. I
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I don’t think it was underground. No. No. The coliseum has always been there, but they did used to be able to get water in it. They used to have water fights instead
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of boat
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fights in there.
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It was crazy.
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Bro, imagine Really
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cool shit.
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Watching people get eaten by lions in front of everybody. Imagine what that was like.
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Well, back then, you understand, they didn’t, like they would have these games, and they would bring in, like like, you know, they would have, like, hunts, and they would have, like, animal fights and shit like that. But it’s like back then to see a giraffe, it looked like an alien.
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Like, they didn’t they they had no idea what they would bring in animals from Africa ai rhinoceros.
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Yeah. These people didn’t have YouTube. They weren’t traveling.
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They had no idea. It was like it literally like, you’re watching aliens fight. Have you been
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in the coliseum? Yeah.
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It was incredible. Do you
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see those things where they lift them up to the floor and the
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lions will pop out? The whole oh, they had underground underground. They have a whole pulley system where, like, they have elevators and they would have slaves, like, pulling people up, and it was a whole show. It was a really cool thing.
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We would
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be saying Slaves Lover.
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If they
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had that right now if they had that right now, we would watch it.
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Damn. Yeah.
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If there’s something on YouTube, like, I’ve already seen have you seen the night fights where guys dress up in armor and beat the fuck
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out of
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the gym? Harrington. Harrington. Meh friends do it. Yeah.
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He does the commentary for it. He’s like the Joe Rogan of night fighting.
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That’s so ridiculous, dude.
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Oh, shit.
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They hit each other with battle axes and shit.
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Yeah. Oh, a scepter strike to the leg.
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But it’s ai, if they look tough and then they take their helmets off and they’re just fucking virgins, it’s ai just these really nerdy fat
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dudes. Preemptive bowling ballroom. Some of them
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don’t know how to ai, though. I’ve seen ones where guys take guys down, leg kick them.
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They’re MMA guys that are getting into it. It’s just another, like, outlet.
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Another outlet?
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Part part of the floor of the coliseum was buried until the mid nineteenth century.
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Oh, you were right.
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There you go.
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I knew yeah.
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One floor I
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don’t sana I don’t wanna
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chimian floor lay buried under 40 feet of earth. All memory of its function even existed. What is is that the floor that lifts up? Is that what that is?
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Yeah. The floor there there was stuff sticking out of it and then they went and they they they uncovered that there was, like, an entire underground system. Like, all this shit. Oh.
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It was
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actually really Underground?
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Ai really
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recent. Someone cover it up? Well, did you go back to that description, Jamie? Because I think it explained that someone covered it up.
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Well, I mean, they destroyed most of Ram, so I’m sure it was part of it.
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I wonder why they did that.
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They were using all this shit for
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My the the tour that I did at the Colosseum was boring and
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shit. Mussolini fixed it. The guy wasn’t all bad.
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What were you saying, Jamie? What’d you say?
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They said they were using all the pieces of the city for construction or whatever else they’re building, new stuff, you know. Same with, like, the the Pyramids.
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People show Mussolini. They go Mussolini with a monster. I go clean the floor of the coliseum.
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They did that with the pyramids. They stole the fucking stones from the outside of it.
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03:13:23
Yeah. Well, I People are so gross. Yeah. It’s crazy. Well, remember the Trevi Fountain a few years ago in Rome? They they poured, like, black ink in it or something, just protesters. It was ai the the they literally had to drain the fountain and it took, like, however many months to clean it. It was fucked up.
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03:13:38
The Colosseum architects made changes to allow new methods of stagecraft. Other changes were accidental ai sparked by lightning in February gutted the stadium, sent huge blocks of travertine plunging into the hypogeum. What? That whole area is so nuts.
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02/17. That was a lot of work. How do they have those facts?
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Col Colosseum is really cool. Though Sai ai more about it, I did a, ai, a gladiator training program with my son. They have, like, the it sai, like, a little, like, place you went, and I learned so much about The Colosseum doing that more than the tour. The tour was boring as shit. I went in, like, August. It was a 110 degrees out. It was insane.
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He’s aggressively trying to make his son straight.
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But that was that was a cool experience.
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Like Dude, it’s fucking cool as shit, man.
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Kill each other, the gladiators? Like, that’s all, like, lore. That’s all lies. There was none of the because it was ai pro wrestlers. If your gladiator killed another gladiator, the, the the guy who owned that gladiator would have to pay the other guy who owned that gladiator. They’re all slaves.
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03:14:35
It was all just shows. Like, pro wrestling, they would cut each other, but they have, like, big, like, fat bellies so they wouldn’t cut each other’s organs. They do how to, like, do it in a certain way. It was all show. Really?
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It did happen once in a while, but that was more rare when you see an actual death.
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03:14:48
So occasionally, they would fight for real to the death?
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I don’t even yeah. I’m sure occasionally they did.
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Where did
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you get all this information?
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From my Gladiator training program.
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Really? Yeah. The ai certified.
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Ai mean, what
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are you gonna do? Argue the
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guy’s certified. Ai and the the costumes they would wear and, like, the type of armor they would wear is, like, there there was, like, you know, whatever, like, you know, a couple dozen different types of guys. He’d be like, oh, that’s the guy with the fucking mace and, like, a certain helmet. And it was, like, it was free as well.
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All the people in Rome, there wasn’t a ticket price. The government would sponsor it. So it was just to get people, like, you know, keep them happy and fucking the richer you were, the closer you were. Like, all the peasants would be up in the rafters.
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03:15:28
Right. But, So the movie Gladiator is bullshit? Is that what you’re trying
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to tell
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me? Bullshit. There was no thumbs down, thumbs up.
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What? What? Common misconception that gladiators always fought to the death. The winner survived and the loser died. Very rarely, and usually with special dispensation from the emperor, would there be a sign miso battles, which automatically meant death for the loser with no chance of being spared.
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So occasionally, they died. Yeah. Very rarely, they died.
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But they were ai celebrities, like the gladiators would come out and they were ai,
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Wow. Some historians say wait a minute. One in five died in battle. That’s a lot. Others say one in ten. Most only ai to their mid twenties, which compared to today’s
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Well, they would die of their injuries very often, not be it wasn’t like it was flight to the the death. They just didn’t have medicine. Like, yeah. They would get stabbed and skin infected.
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But Gladiator two was ai, though. Right?
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But that I mean, when he’s talking about the water, they would fill it up with water and have boat fights. That was a real thing in Gladiator two.
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Oh, I sai. Not now I’m bummed out.
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I thought they really fought to the death. Like every time?
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Yeah. Yeah. Goddamn, dude. Well, I’ve got bad news about the WWF also. Oh ai god. Then you know what? I might as well pull the Band Aid off if we’re already here. Wrestling also. But it
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was, yeah, it was like akin to pro wrestling. Like, they would have, like, personalities and people would ai
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That was a problem in Japan in the early days of MMA. Some of the fights were fixed. Yeah. You could tell. And you could tell, like, certain guys would win by leg lock.
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Well, that’s why you could stomp and shoot too.
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They’d have professional wrestler. Yeah. Like promoters do those MMA fights.
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What’s it say, Jim?
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Ai the animal hunts they did, but I I’ll skip ahead to this part here.
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Ai played a vital role in these stage hunts, allowing animals and hunters to enter the arena countless ways. Eyewitnesses describe how animals appeared suddenly from below as if by magic, sometimes apparently launched high into the air. The hypogeum allowed the organizers of the game to create surprises and build suspense.
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A hunter in the arena wouldn’t know where the next lion would appear or whether two or three lions might emerge instead of one. Yeah.
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Out of those, like, trap doors in the bottom, a lion would just jump out and then and you’re watching a dude, like, hunt lions. How cool is that though?
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This uncertainty could be exploited for comic effect.
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He goes, guys, I’m not afraid no bullshit ass lion. I fuck a lion. He’s right behind me, isn’t he?
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Emperor Galenius punished a merchant who had swindled the empress selling her glass jewels instead of authentic ones by setting him in the arena to face a ferocious lion. When the cage opened, however, a chicken walked out to the delight of the cloud the crowd. Galenius then told the herald to proclaim.
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He practiced deceit and then had it practiced on him. The emperor let the jeweler go home. Woah. So they let people so it wasn’t that mean?
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Killed them days later.
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They were less mean than we thought.
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Yeah. Yeah. That was still pretty brutal.
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Well, it was fucking brutal time to be alive back then, man.
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Dude, one in five got to live. Relax.
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One in ten. Maybe one in ten.
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Maybe even one in ten. No big whoop.
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I bet a lot of dudes arya sliced up though. You ever see those, Nazi dueling scars where the Nazis in the like, when they were in, like, military school, they would have duels with sword fights and and their faces would get slashed up, and that was ai their badge of courage.
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So all the Nazis that came over for NASA, they all have these, like, crazy Nazi dueling scars.
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All over their faces? Do you ever see those? Mm-mm. Bro,
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it’s so creepy. They do the shit we do
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now in arenas too with, like, T shirt guns. Snacks fell from the sky.
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Snacks as abundantly as hail, one observer noted, along with wooden balls containing tokens for prizes, food, money, or even the title to an apartment, which sometimes set off violent scuffles amongst spectators struggling
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to travel.
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Changes today? Nothing.
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There used to be a blimp that would go around the Sixers Stadium and drop coupons for hers potato chips, and I’ve seen people fall off of balconies for them.
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It was a hot as a boiler room in the summer, humid and cold in the winter, and filled all year round with strong smells from the smoke, sweating workmen packed in the narrow corridors, and the reek of the wild animals.
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And no bathrooms and all.
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Do people just shit in the holes?
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What they always did. You know? Ugh.
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Where would you go if
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you’re hot and you’re drunk?
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And everybody’s got the plague. Alright, boys. Should we wrap this bitch up?
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Sure.
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Yeah.
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Let’s bring it home.
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Thank you so much. Are we in are we officially in the Rogan sphere now?
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Yeah. You’re
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in. Come
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on, man. Dad, you were always in.
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Alright. You said it here. Sorry.
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You’re always in. What the fuck are you talking about?
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We just don’t see each other enough. Please watch my specials. Sai day, both available.
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They’re awesome. Anything you got?
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Yeah. Check out stories. It’s mine and Big J’s podcast, Story Wars, which is great. And, yeah. I got a book, actually. You know what I’m
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You wrote a book?
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I’m writing I’m almost done with it. It’s coming out December 2. It’s presale right now on Amazon.
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What’s it about?
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It’s, ai childhood memoir.
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah. It starts off with the What made
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you wanna do that?
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A dude who wrote other books was ai
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Knives and spoons. Yeah. A memoir.
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Yeah. He was like, hey, do I get you a book deal? And I was like, really? And then I started working with him on it and yeah. It’s just it’s been good. It’s dark. It’s funny. It’s fucked up. It’s about a just my fucked up childhood and finding comedy.
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I always admire someone who can write a book. Yeah. Like, I always ai Norton. He’s written a couple of books. I’m like, ai, you could wrote a whole book. Like, actually wrote a book.
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Orin’s a man. Orin’s in town right now.
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Yeah. Yeah. He’s here, Friday.
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He’s doing story worst tonight.
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Nice. Mhmm. Nice.
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Where meh gets you guys at the creek? No. We’re at your club. Oh, you’re meh club.
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Tell tell little Joe knows about his own club.
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What time
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is it? This is our path.
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07:30 and 10:30. Why don’t you come, Joe? Why don’t you come on story wars?
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Oh, I don’t have any good stories.
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That’s all good.
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Ai used them all. I’ve had 2,500 fucking episodes. I’ve used them all up.
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You don’t need good stories. I’ll tell you all.
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It’s gonna be something that goes, once on an archeology journey, like, no. This is Joe. This is definitely Joe, I think. Ai think this one is Joe.
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One time I was talking to the director of the CIA. He’s like, well, that must be Joe.
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To get a black bear from a helicopter with a crossbow.
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Ai appreciate you guys.
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Thank you. It was
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a lot
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of fun.
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Thank you. Thanks, Joe. Alright. Bye, everybody ai.
