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#2320 – Tom Segura Podcast Episode Description
Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, actor, podcaster, and author. He co-hosts two podcasts: “Your Mom’s House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with Bert Kreischer. He is also the author of “I’d Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” Watch his comedy series, “Bad Thoughts,” now streaming on Netflix.www.ymhstudios.com
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#2320 – Tom Segura Podcast Episode Summary
In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, Joe Rogan and his guest engage in a wide-ranging discussion covering topics from the entertainment industry to societal issues. A significant portion of the conversation revolves around the creative process in television and film, with insights into how shows are developed and the challenges faced in the industry. The guest shares experiences of pitching ideas to Netflix, highlighting the importance of creative freedom and the unexpected success of certain projects.
The discussion also touches on the importance of taking breaks in stand-up comedy to maintain authenticity and passion for the craft. This theme of balance and self-reflection is echoed in conversations about the music industry, where the guest critiques the exploitative nature of record deals and the need for artists to be aware of their worth.
Another major topic is the impact of social media and free speech, with debates on whether banning controversial content is beneficial or if open dialogue should be encouraged. This leads to a broader discussion on societal issues, including the dangers of a sedentary lifestyle, poor nutrition, and the potential consequences of AI and automation on employment and social structures.
Actionable insights include the importance of consistency and self-awareness in personal and professional endeavors, as well as the need for individuals to educate themselves on health and nutrition. The episode underscores the value of open communication and the potential pitfalls of censorship.
Overall, the episode conveys a message of critical thinking and the importance of maintaining a balance between creative pursuits and personal well-being in a rapidly changing world.
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#2320 – Tom Segura Podcast Episode Transcript (Unedited)
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Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. The Joe Rogan experience. Ai my day Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. What’s wrong with you? How? First of all, how did Netflix let you make this show?
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Well, they wouldn’t have let me make it if I just pitched it to them. What did you do? I made a few
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I made a few
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and showed it to them.
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Oh my god.
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Because Sai knew Ai knew that, like, that if You
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can’t give anybody, like, the script.
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No. No. The script won’t work. The script won’t work. I mean, that’s just that’s the thing is, like It’s very funny. It’s very funny. It’s, So ridiculous. It’s pretty ridiculous. You know, it was a few years ago that I made the, like, the initial one. It was, I was on that crazy tour, that real crazy tour where it was, like, you know, fucking 10 shows a week, and I had a break coming up.
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And so I’ve always liked movies, like features. Right? But it’s it’s a lot it’s a huge undertaking to get a feature made, but I like short films because it feels like you’re making a movie, you know, like a mini movie. Right? Right. And it feels much more accessible to do.
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So I had written all these, like, short stories, short films, and I called my friend Ram Shah, and I was like, hey. I have a break coming up on tour. Let’s shoot a short film because we’d done other things before. And when I sent him I sent him, like, 10 different scripts. He was ai, what if we did three of these?
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I was like, how can we do three of them? He’s like, we’ll shoot, like, eleven days in a row. We can do three of these stories. And even then, I wasn’t thinking of, like, having a television series. I was just like, oh, it’ll be fun to make these these stories, you know.
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And so after we shot those three, it was clear that we had, like like, the, you know, the bones of a show. Like, what if we what if we did a a show that was based on short stories, you know, like short films, basically? And Sai don’t know. I I there’s well, there was another there’s another few that were in the original.
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And when I sent them in to Netflix, they’re like, this is fucking insane, but, like, we’ll make six episodes of this. And, yeah, they were
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just ai, this is crazy.
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But it’s it’s been the most fun I’ve ever had, dude.
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Really?
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Yeah. Yeah. Because, you know, when I was thinking about it, like, on my way in here today, I was like, sometimes you have to remind yourself, like, of what your ai, your dream like, your original ram. You know? And my dream when I moved to LA had nothing to do with stand up. I never thought of stand up.
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Not to say that I don’t love doing stand up today. I I’ve, like, I I’m in love with stand up. But I moved to LA because I was like, oh, I wanna do movies. Like, that was my whole thing. I wanna I wanna do comedy movies.
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And I had, like, my own blueprint for how I would do it. I was like, I’ll go to the groundlings. SNL will definitely hire me from there. Like, this is, like, my 21 year old brain. And then I’ll do that for a couple years, and then I’ll do movies.
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Like, I I thought that was a logical game plan to to to end up in movies. And it just, you know, I did do the groundlings for a ai, the school, but when I was supposed to do writing lab, which was, like, one of their levels, I had started stand up, and I was just like, oh, this path is just better for me.
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Like, I I was getting traction. Not, ai, my career wasn’t moving, but I’m saying, like, I could feel how much I loved it, and I was starting to get, like, $50 here and there. And I was, like, oh, it’s not doing the writing lab thing. It’s staying in the stand up path. You know? Like, that’s kinda like Interesting.
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But the dream of, like, of doing something ai movies, which is ai this feels like to me ai they sent me to film school, and they were like, make your fucked up movies. That’s what it felt like. That’s been ai I was yeah. Yeah, I was working, like, sixteen hour days doing this thing, and I would come home, and Christina would be like, I have never seen you so energized after working all goddamn days.
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She’s like, you come home in the best mood.
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I was like, yeah.
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Because I’m having fun. Like, I’m having so much fun doing this, you know.
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All that shows you’re doing the right thing.
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I think so. I mean, it was like
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That is so uniquely you. It is. Right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s our fucking text thread. Pretty much is.
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There are some in here that I can’t wait for you to see. Like, there are some in here that I literally cannot wait for you to see. She this morning, she goes, why is it called bad thoughts? It should be called cock thoughts. She’s like she’s like, I swear there’s dicks in, like, every other one.
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I’m like, yeah. She’s ai, dicks and violence. That’s your your wheelhouse.
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We need more of this in the world. Yeah. We really do. The you know that, that shah, the, the religious show on Sai. Ai, why am I not remembering it? Righteous. Righteous Gemstones. Oh, yeah. Fucking a.
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Yeah, man. Dude. Ai McBride. Yeah. He’s fucking fantastic.
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Yeah. He’s fantastic. The but the whole cast
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The whole cast is yeah.
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Yeah. The fucking show is so good. It’s so funny.
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Goggins, Adam Devine Mhmm. John Goodman.
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Oh, yeah. Everyone’s amazing. They’re
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all fantastic.
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But it’s also so ridiculous.
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Yeah.
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It’s ai, thank God. It’s like it seems like for a while, people were getting scared of making anything offensive.
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I know. And it also feels like so many studios, networks, platforms, whatever you sana call it, are, like, so distanced from comedy. Like, it’s like comedy is,
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like Too dangerous.
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It’s very, like Well, it’s weird as you
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can get away with so much in a drama. In a drama, you could have violence and theft and car accidents.
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You could
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fucking kill people and rape people and steal all their money, and and that’s okay Yeah. For some reason. But, like, there’s something about doing comedy that’s offensive or even potentially offensive.
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Yeah. The other thing is the there’s the offensive angle. I also think that they really shit the bed on literally backing truly funny material. Like, the comp so many studio comedies that that arya released, the the critics people are ai, why didn’t this work? Because it’s not good. It wasn’t funny.
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Right.
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It’s not a funny comedy.
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But don’t you think part of that is because they can’t take any real chances?
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Yeah. There I think a studio is always, you know, the like, if you strip everything down, it’s somebody that has to have some risk in their job. They’re playing with millions of dollars and saying, like, this this will make us money.
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Right.
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And so, yeah, they they start to get more apprehensive about it. The other thing is that the cost of some of these comedies, when comedies were really thriving last, which was, I think, like, more than twenty years ago, some of these comedies started to cost, like, 30,000,000 plus to do a comedy.
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Yeah. Because sometimes you had, like, huge stars and huge set pieces, and you’d have these enormous budgets. Yeah. Yeah. Like, real and now some of them, like, Tropic Thunder, I think, did probably pretty well at the box
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office. Right?
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But a lot of them would, not. And so it started to be ai, hey. You know what? We can make this they started that’s why you see the explosion of certain genres. Right? Like, horror really has had a huge uptick the last decade plus because people can produce them for five million,
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but
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they don’t realize that you can produce great comedies for 5,000,000 also. You can, but you have to, like, prioritize the material first. It’s gotta be a great script, and they gotta be willing to back it.
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You know?
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And I feel like they just haven’t taken those those shots yet.
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Well, it’s kind of a tremendous opportunity. Right? Because of the fact that these big studios and these big stars are not doing those kind of films.
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Exactly.
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And, like, the door is wide open
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It’s open.
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Because the demand has never gone away.
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No. People want it. They wanna laugh. Always. I’m doing one this summer. Yeah?
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I’m doing
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a movie this summer. Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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It’s a crazy fucking comedy. It’s insane. It hasn’t been announced yet. So, you know how they are about that, but it’s a it’s a wild r rated comedy.
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Well, tell me about it afterwards then. Okay. Yeah. Everybody else.
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Yeah. No. I can’t I would love to talk about it. But, but I think we’re we’re doing kinda like what you’re saying, which is, like, we’re we’re gonna go all in on trying to make this really funny movie. And Ai I mean, I couldn’t be more excited about it. And I think it’s it’s like it takes you realize when you’re you know, you read it and you go, this is it.
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We kind of do, you know, some punch ups on the the script, and then you just try to surround yourself with amazing comedic saloni, you know, like great actors. And just have fun. Yeah. I think that’s like
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That’s awesome.
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Something that’s missing.
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That’s so cool. I didn’t even know that that was your original ram, and Ai fucking known you forever.
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I know. Yeah. It was I guess Ai was probably, like I kinda was resigned to that’s not gonna happen too. You know? Not ai I mean, the other thing is, like, dude, every time I’m out on the road, you know, I meh a call. Hey. They wanna see you for this part, or you got an offer to shoot this show or this like, here’s the offer. And I’m like, yeah. I’m I’m on tour.
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Like, I can’t move the fucking United Center. You know?
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They don’t care.
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They don’t care.
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They just want that piece.
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And I’m like, dude, I because they
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don’t get a piece of that United Center.
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I know. I’m like, I can’t move all that shit. But that’s also I realized that after years of that, it’s like, well, if I’m always touring, I’m just never gonna be able to do other people’s stuff. Yeah. And so it also kind of I got excited about, you know, having the summer off, and I could do something.
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And then my tour, the current tour I’m on, will end in December, and I’m leaving 26 wide open.
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Really? Yeah. You’re ai gonna film stuff.
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I’m gonna yeah. Film some stuff, and then I’ll still do, like, what I do, which is, like, go into your club or book some club weekends, which are kinda ai low, you know, stress ai of things where you go, like, Ai just gonna go work out. Yeah. So I’ll I’ll try to keep the muscle fresh, but I won’t book, like, a tour.
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Yeah. Yeah. It’s good to take breaks.
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It is. Right?
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I’ll tell you that. I took a big sort of a break. I’ve just been doing a club. How’s the Since I did my live special.
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Yeah.
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It’s, very nice. It’s not it’s great having no pressure. So, like, I just talk about what I wanna talk about and I write about what I wanna write about Yeah. Instead of going, I gotta put an hour together Yeah.
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Because I
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have a tour in three months.
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Right.
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Like, I have to make sure this hour’s tight. I have to
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You just kinda take your time with it.
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And I think there’s there’s something to be said for taking breaks, with stand up in particular because, like, you don’t wanna just have tools that you use to do a job. Right? Mhmm. You wanna actually, like, you have to kind of figure out what am I investing all my time in these subject matters. Yeah.
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What am I what am I what what is like what’s interesting to me? Mhmm.
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And how
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much time is that gonna take to figure out what the perspective is where I could just say it on stage.
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Yeah.
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Because I feel like with a lot of comics, there’s a thing happens where you get kinda ai locked into, a set and then you abandon that sai, and there’s this mad scramble to come up with a new set.
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Yes. And a lot of
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times when you’re doing that new set, it’s not you’re not invested in it. It just you know, you can make it effective.
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Right.
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You You know what I mean?
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It ai kinda feels like filler. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know exactly what you mean.
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And the the audience feels that too.
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I think they definitely do. They do. They do. They do.
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Because I feel it as an audience member. Yeah. I know when someone’s doing that, and I go, oh, this is not I’m not connecting with this at all.
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Right. But if it’s something that you can tell the person wants to talk about Exactly. It resonates. It hits different.
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Ai, interesting. That’s the thing. It’s ai, you know, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve thought thoughts much more about stand up. And I there’s a lot of stand up is kind of, like, unspoken. I think a lot of it is hypnosis. Really? Yeah. There’s a weird thing going on.
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And I I get I get it ram, like, great comedians. Like, when I was a kid, there was this guy named Frank Santos, the r rated hypnotist, and he would go on stage and make people do stuff and Mhmm.
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Like, you
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know, you’re having sex with Madonna. It was really weird. Yeah. There was a a flow to the way his confidence or something about him, and he was also an actual hip and, like, you know, hypnotize people to quit smoking and shit like that. Yeah. And there was something that he was doing, where I was, like, what is he doing?
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Like, how is he, like, what is this connection where it’s just so funny? Like, how is he getting into these people’s heads? Like, what is hypnosis? And then I see, like, a guy like Attell on stage when he’s killing. And I recognize something in I’m, like, he’s hypnotizing us.
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Mhmm.
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There’s something that he’s doing. This Oh, it’s interesting. Effortless effortless confidence and connection to what he’s talking about and great material also, so you give him the reins. You’re like, oh, this material is so good. I’ll give you the reins. Take my brain.
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Take my ai.
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Take my brain.
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And the rhythm of the cadence too. Yeah. Because he has a very particular cadence. And you you know, if you hang out with him or work with him ai I did a few times, you start doing the cadence.
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People do.
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Start doing the cadence. And I did that. I did that in, like, o ‘5, o ‘6
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Mhmm.
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When I was, like, he was on his show and his out his first, like, killer album came out, Skanks for the Memories.
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Mhmm. Yeah.
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I mean, I feel like I would be talking, like, to you like this. I’d get outside and be like, how’s everybody doing? Like, I would just start do it because it’s such, like, a hypnotic type of cadence.
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Yeah. Patrice always says that about, like, having babies. Like, that’s his babies. Yeah. Like, David Hell has a bunch of babies. Yeah. It’s, like, bunch of people that gave he gave birth to their
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100%.
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Yeah. Yeah. It’s it’s super normal. A lot of people have that. But it’s it’s interesting how that stuff works that that that that there’s a thing that’s going on, which is why live stand up is so much better Yes. Than stand up on television.
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Dude, I also had this thing bryden because I’m on tour right now. I realized that, like man, it’s funny how I could be I could be, like, ai. And being tired take I go on stage in a different mindset, and all of a bryden, I’m like, well, that was a way better set. Like, I had the right amount of tired. Not tired where I can’t think. But more relaxed. More yeah.
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And then and then I get off, and, like, my whole tour crew was like, that was fucking an amazing show. And I’m like, yeah. I feel like I was too tired to be, like, self conscious or something. You know
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what I mean? Right. Right.
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Like, ai, some some some of my self awareness went away, but, like, the right degree of it went away.
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Yeah.
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And then the show just
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ai that locked in with them.
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Yeah. I also like to tell myself sometimes if I remember that I’m best on stage if I’m going on stage in a silly mindset.
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Mhmm.
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If I’m goofing off backstage
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Yes.
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Fucking around, you know Yes. Making fun of somebody that’s, like, in my crew or some I don’t know. You know, like Oh, for sure. Dancing in the green ram. Mhmm. Like, just silly. That that mindset walking up on stage is, like, the best one to go on stage with.
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That’s why I used to love working with Joey so much. Yeah. Because two things. One, Joey would make me laugh, like, while he was on stage. I’d be waiting to go on stage. Instead of thinking about my material and going over everything with a fine tooth comb, I’d just be laughing. Mhmm.
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And then I go on stage laughing.
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And that’s that that’s the thing is that’s an unspoken thing Mhmm. That the audience goes, like, there’s joy coming from this person. Yes. You know, they feel the joy. Yeah. Literally. They really do.
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Because, like, there’s nothing grosser than fake laughs. Yeah. When a comedian does the fake laugh thing, it’s fucking gross. Yeah. It just, like, when you know they’ve said that fucking same joke the same way
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Yeah.
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Every night with the same laugh. Yeah. Like, you’re tricking me.
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You’re tricking me. Yeah.
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You’re tricking me. You’re a hooker.
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It’s so, manufactured, you know. It’s so calculated.
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Which is fine. I mean, do you whatever. Do whatever you want. But it’s ai there’s there’s a thing that comes with that that’s ai, okay. I’m never gonna be fully locked in, but maybe I can just appreciate this for, you know True. Like I’m watching a sitcom. Yeah. You know what I mean?
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And then there’s also nothing as fun as genuine laughter on like, if Oh, yeah. If something really makes you laugh while you’re doing a set Mhmm. That’s the most fun.
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Oh, for sure.
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And that becomes contagious.
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It’s ai that’s why the bits work so good when you first start doing them. Yeah. And then sometimes they die off because you’re getting tired of it and you’re not laughing anymore. Yeah. Whereas, like, there’s certain things, like, at a subject when you first start talking about it, you’re you’re ai, what the fuck is going on?
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How is this a real thing?
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It’s so funny because we were just talking about how there’s certain bits where you it kills. Like, it kills. Right? Mhmm. And then over the next few months It dies. It dies slowly.
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Yeah.
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And you’re trying to do the math. You’re like, wait. Am I saying it different? Am Ai, like, am is you just go listen.
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Right.
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Did I miss a beat or something? Did I miss some connective tissue?
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Right.
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What’s going on? And it just, like, by the end, you’re like, no. It’s fully dead. It has died. I don’t know what happened.
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You just gotta be able to accept that they’re dead.
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Yeah. That’s such a funny thing though that happens.
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I have a bunch of bits I call orphans. Well, I have a file of orphans. Oh, like They’re all bits that just never made it onto a special. Yeah. If someone comes up to me, like, every now and then, one of my friends come up to me, like, do you do that fucking is that on anything?
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I was
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like, that one’s just an orphan.
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It’s an orphan. Yeah.
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It’s just floating around. It doesn’t fit with anything, and it’s all sai fucked up.
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And sometimes you, like you ever try to bring those back? Mhmm. I brought some back that didn’t make it, and sometimes they get new life. Yeah. And then sometimes you’re like, oh, there’s a reason why I didn’t Yeah. Carry this
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one out. You know when they pop up is Bottom of the Barrel.
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Oh, yeah. Bottom of
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the it’s the best show. The Bottom of the Barrel, every now and then, I’ll pull something out. Actually, I have a fucking ancient bit on this. Yeah.
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If I
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can if I can kinda remember it.
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That’s the other thing is your memory starts to
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Mhmm.
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On the old stuff.
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My meh gone on my last special. It’s gone.
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That’s the that’s the best thing that can happen.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. It’s gone.
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I get called out to, you know, do this bit, and I go I Sana honestly don’t remember how it goes. Yeah. Like, I’ll start it, and then I’ll forget.
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Right. You wanna do it?
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Yeah. And then some they’ll know it. They’ll know it better than you. And you’re like, oh, yeah.
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I’m like, yeah. Ai that’s good. That would be funny if they did it. They acted it out.
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It’s pretty fun.
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Yeah. Because there’s certain bits, like, they just leave your mind. It’s like, I’m done with this.
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Well, did you did you like any of the acting stuff? Because I know you don’t have any interest in doing it anymore, but did you enjoy it?
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Yeah. Yeah. News radio was really fun.
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That was fun. It’s a
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fun job. I I didn’t mind doing it. It’s just I didn’t like it as ai, and I didn’t like the time commitment that these these I mean, I don’t sound sound like I’m complaining. Oh, he’s acting so hard. But it’s like you’re working these long ass days.
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Yeah.
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And as a person who likes to do a lot of different things, that becomes a problem.
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And you were on a multi cam. Exactly. Imagine if you were on a single cam. Way harder. That would have been.
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Single cams are crazy. I had friends that are on single ram. So I was like, oh, my god. How are you doing this? They were working six days a week, and they would work in, like, twelve, fifteen hours a day. Yeah. Ai, this is so crazy. Like, I like to do a bunch of stuff, man.
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I like to do jiu jitsu.
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I like to play pool.
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Are you rolling again?
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No. No. I’m still injured. Yeah. I’m still dealing with, some small it’s a lot better now, lower back issue and, a little bit of a knee issue, but that’s pretty good too.
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Did I tell you how I ai. My little guy quit jiu jitsu.
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Why? Why’d he quit? It’s the funniest thing.
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They both go. Both my boys go. And we, we take them in, and my youngest is like, this is my last one. He’s six. And I go, is your last one? He goes, dude, my schedule is crazy. Ai go, what?
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He’s sick after he gets dad. Yeah. He’s talking
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ai. He goes, Ai go, kindergarten. I got Spanish. I do drums. I don’t have time for this.
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That’s hilarious.
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And then he told the instructor. He told the the guy in charge. I was like, tell him. He goes, I won’t be coming back. I have a very full schedule. And so that guy kinda, like, smiled, and he goes, well, what do you have? He goes, I told you. Kindergarten, drums, Spanish. I don’t have time to do everything.
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He’s sick. He’s sick.
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And I go,
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yeah. Is this the one who
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calls you Tom? Well, they both did for a while. But yeah. So he goes, the the but the instructor was great. He goes, okay. Okay. He goes, well, in life, you have to be strong. Right? And my kid goes, yeah. He goes, it’s not an option. And he goes, yeah.
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He goes, so if you have to be strong, then you have to do this. And my kid’s like, yeah. He goes the instructor goes, so I’ll see you Thursday. And he sticks out his fist, and my kid goes, I told you, I’m too busy. And so he hasn’t gone.
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But this is the thing about kids is, like, he hasn’t gone now in, like, a month. And then now he’s like, hey. I wanna go back to jiu jitsu. I’m like, of course.
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So Of course.
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Okay. And also his older brother is doing very well.
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That’s a problem. He’s like, he got a fucker.
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He got a new belt, you know, and and he’s my older brother’s, like, fucking him up and talking mad shit all day. Takes his shirt off every day, and he goes, I’m gonna be so fucking jacked. So he’s like, oh, shit.
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I gotta
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get back in there.
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That’s hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta hedge your time. Like, you have to figure out, like, what do you what do you wanna do?
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You are the you’re the most insane in my book for a person who does the most different things because you are you’re highly proficient at archery, jujitsu, shoot and pull, fitness, this shit, stand like, that’s a lot of different things to be, like, very good at.
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Do I have to pick my spots? Yeah. You know? Because I’m a obsessive person. Right. So, like, I have to like, that’s why I don’t fuck with golf. That’s why I don’t
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fucking Fucking golf will get you, dude.
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Video games will get me.
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I stayed away from video games for twenty years about, about twenty years. And we got a console.
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Uh-oh. Ai
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well, here’s the thing. I actually found that I am busy enough where I in my brain, I can go, yeah. I can’t I can’t I can I can do twenty minutes on certain days and get, like, a little dopamine kick from it and have fun? But most of the ai, I walk by and I ai, I wanna put I got an out of time to play.
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My problem is if I put that twenty minutes in,
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Ai gonna Zendesk.
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I’ll be up till five in the morning. Yeah. I’ll go, I don’t need sleep. I just won’t work out tomorrow.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ai just
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show up half in the bag. I’ll eat a lot of creatine
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And I’ll be okay.
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So my brain works.
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Yeah. Do you
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know how to do that?
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Yeah. I started doing it every day. Yeah. Yeah.
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But that’s a really big one for sleep deprivation.
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Really?
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Yeah. There was some sort of study where they showed that it completely, diminishes the effects of sleep deprivation. If you take I think it’s twenty ram. I think twenty grams of creatine, something crazy like that.
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I’ve been doing that. I have a whole new sleep protocol I’m doing.
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Oh, a sleep protocol.
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What like, I’m saying a bunch of peptides and shit.
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Yeah. I just ordered an Oura ring to track my sleep.
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That’s good. You have yet do you have to try that pineal peptide?
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Ai haven’t. I heard about it. You were telling me Yes. It really ramped up your REM sleep.
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Fucking awesome. Yeah? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Anything for more sleep, I’m into, man.
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23:46
Tyler you what really affects Quality sleep. No drinking. That really affected my sleep a lot.
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Really? Oh,
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yeah. Yeah. You were you drinking a lot? Not a lot. Not like Burt levels. But, like last time I was sober, I was with him. We were all it was ai it was a great table. It was like Taylor Sheridan
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Oh, yeah.
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And his ai. My wife is there, Bert and his ai. David Goggins and his wife.
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Oh, wow.
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And then a bunch of my professional pool player friends.
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That’s a fun table.
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Oh, it’s fucking phenomenal. We had so much fun. We we all had dinner together after, the UFC ai and Bert is just throwing back martinis. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I definitely made the right choice.
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Yeah.
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I definitely made the right choice. Yeah. Like, I’m watching him. He’s slowly turning into a human grape in front of my eyes. He’s fucking reddish face. He was hilarious.
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He was. He was.
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I’ll tell you that. Sure. At the table, we were having a lot of laughs. Yeah. But I was like He
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can knock him down, dude. He can really knock him down.
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Bro, he found out we were leaving, so he ordered two more to down on the way out the door. He just downed two martinis, all off the door. Like, just down these martinis on the way out the door. I’m like, this is fucking preposterous.
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It’s preposterous.
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And then I ai to him and he goes, I got all my blood work done. Perfect. Everything’s perfect.
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I know.
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So But how is that possible?
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He always says that. And I saw somebody comment the other day on our podcast. They go, the documentary about Bert’s doctor
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who says blood work is
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perfect is gonna be unbelievable.
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It’s a complete charlatan. It’s gotta be. It’s gotta be. Dirty lab coat with a fucking mouse in his pocket. Ai, some crazy guy. Complete lunatic. He’s like, you’re great. Oh my god.
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That’s so funny.
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That’s so funny.
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Yeah. He likes we had dinner and he was like, wine? Wine? Anybody want? And I was like, I’m good. And he’s like, we’ll do a bottle of wine for the and nobody had ai.
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So he just dumps the bottle into his glass.
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And he can drink it in, like, five minutes.
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25:47
It’s crazy. It’s bizarre. Well, it’s obvious, like, it’s gotta be an adaptive thing. Right? Like, running is? Like Yeah. If you run never, you can’t run a marathon. Right. But if you run a lot, you can run a marathon.
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Sure.
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You get used to it. Your body gets accustomed to putting in the miles five before work every day.
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You You know, we always talk about that freak show shit he has in him. Like, he’s freaked. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. He’s freaked. Yeah.
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We we did the the five k in in Tampa. Mhmm. We had, like, 8,000 people come out this year. That’s amazing. And, so many people that are, like, you know, making Look at that. Yeah. Making leaps out of ai.
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How good does jelly roll look?
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Dude, do you know what he’s down?
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Two hundred pounds.
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Yeah. And from last year, one thirty.
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That’s amazing.
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And he’s ai, I wanna lose another hundred.
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26:35
That’s insane. So what’s he at now?
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He’s at three forty.
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So So he wants to get down to two forty. Wow.
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He wants to get to two forty.
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He’s a big guy. For him, two forty is probably right.
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Yeah. It’s probably and and I by the way, we were talking before he got there. The five k had it was in Raymond James Stadium where the Bucks play.
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Mhmm.
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So I was like, well, how are we mapping out 3.1? Well, the only way to do that in a a venue of this size is you had to, like, use every, you know, square inch of the place. So they had us go up the ramp. Like, if you’re gonna go up to the top, there’s a ramp that goes up. It’s nine stories up of all incline.
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Boy. And then you go across, then you go down, then you go up again. Oh, a lot of incline. Like half a mile plus of incline. Right?
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So before Jelly gets here, I’m like, I don’t know if he can do this, man. You know what I mean? Like, he’s a big guy still. Knees, cardio, all this shit.
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Right.
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Dude, he fucking smashed it.
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That’s incredible.
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He did he did great.
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Did he hire a trainer? Like, how is it? What does he do?
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I think some people He got
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rid of his phone.
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I know. He has, like, a flip phone that, like, doesn’t even like, that you can I don’t even know if you can get text on it? So Yeah. He’s
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he just chucked his phone out. Apparently, like, all the years of drinking, he just gave his phone number out to so many people and then ai decided instead of getting a new number Yeah. Which is what you should do
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Yeah.
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He’s ai, I’m just no phone. Fuck.
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That’s fucking awesome, by the way.
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It’s crazy.
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I love like, I used to panic when I left my phone behind. Now when I forget my phone, I’m like, oh, it’s gonna be a great day. Yeah. I left my phone. I’ll I’ll get it later. Like, I’m just I feel fine.
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It’s a great feeling.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. We’re all prisoners.
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We are totally prisoners.
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We’re prisoners, and it’s gonna get worse.
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Oh, this is the thing I wanted to tell you. So some of the Bucks players came out, the offensive linemen. These are absolute beasts. Six five, six six, three 30, ai, just Giants. Giants. They’re gorillas. And we’re doing all this silly competition stuff. Like, we hit the the golf simulator, throw a fucking spear into, like, a bale of hay. And then they’re ai, oh, we need one more thing.
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So we have a beer stein holding contest. So it says
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28:47
Oh, Bart won that.
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Yeah. He he beat the fucking all pro.
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He’s been whole that’s ai But come on, man. But look at these. Does shah make sense?
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It does make sense, but you still go, like
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Skinny guys can throw a baseball a lot faster than these dudes.
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It’s just crazy to me though.
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Like Sai not to me.
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The upper bodies on these dudes, I’m like, no. They’re they’re these guys Yeah.
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He’s gonna win. He’s used to holding beers. Yeah. He’s used to holding drinks.
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I couldn’t do it. I tapped out. I Ai like, my arm just gave out. And then
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Look at him. He’s still smiling. Oh, yeah? Nothing wrong. That’s insane.
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Yeah. And then, yeah. They they slowly fell.
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I bet if he did his left arm, it would fall off. Ai bet he literally wouldn’t be able he’s just been holding up drinks so long. Also, like, toasting crowds for so long. Look at this. Yeah. He beat everybody. He should hold out and just humiliate them after he’s done. Just keep going.
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Oh, he held it up after he was done.
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That big guy looks like he’s ready to ready to break. He gave up.
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Yeah. And he just
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Look at Bert.
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Didn’t even
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Look at this.
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Yeah.
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Just insane. He’s a like, got incredible genetics. Like, if you wanted to be an athlete, he’d be an incredible athlete.
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Yeah. I think so. If he was, like, super dedicated to it. Yeah.
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Yeah. He’s just trapped trapped in booze. Mhmm. But it also made him very rich. So Sai was like, I don’t know what to say.
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Yeah. It’s actually just like
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Ai love him. You know, I don’t want him to change, but I do. I mean, I want him to be healthy. But, like like, when we first started doing Sober October, it was essentially just because we’re worried Bert was gonna die. Yeah. You know?
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Yeah. Well, he’s still here.
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I mean, the first one was the weight loss thing.
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Blood works perfect.
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Yeah. Yeah. It’s nuts.
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What’s that what type of resistance is that?
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I don’t know. I think it’s like a hundred and something.
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Hundred and something?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m I’m obsessed with, you know, that squeeze machine? Yeah. You know, the thing?
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Oh, yeah. That measures your grip.
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I got a 61, and I wanna get one ninety.
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Oh, so you’re training for it? Yeah. You have one here? No. Riff Ai?
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30:45
I think we do. Yeah. We do out there. Yeah. Out in the hallway. But we do at the club the club. And so when the club when I first did it, Sai think I got one forty seven. I was like, well, this is bullshit. Yeah. And then I got and then I got up to one sixty one without these things I bet just from working out a lot.
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I bet, David has a crazy grip strength. Which David? Lucas.
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Oh, yeah. He’s a good guy.
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Big hands.
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Big hands. Yeah. Jamar has one. Jamar Nabors, I think he got one sixty seven. Damn. Jamar Strong. That’s crazy. You see him you see him with his shirt off.
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Yeah. He’s jacked.
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Jacked. But, you know, we’ve had some, like, big dudes come in there and do it. I don’t know who’s got, like, the record on that thing.
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Record’s gotta be
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The UFC had a bunch of guys do it. And I Ai forget who had the ai. But I think, I think Alex Pereira was, like, one eighty. He was up in the, like
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He’s a big fuck. I didn’t realize how big he I didn’t real because you know, TV is so deceptive.
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Oh, yeah.
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He’s And then I saw somebody I know standing next to him, and I was like, holy shit.
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Wiz Olivera ninety seven? Oh, that’s crazy. He didn’t even try.
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Oh, they’re also doing meh left hand.
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Michael Chandler, One thirteen. What? His right hand. No. He’s doing his right hand. Are you doing your opposite hand? Because Paul Craig, I think, is a lefty. One twenty sai. Bo Nickel. He’s a lefty too. So they’re doing their opposite hand.
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They’re doing opposite hand.
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What’s his? One fifty three. Ai strong as fuck. Let me see what he’s got. One fifty three. Stipe is huge. What’s he got? He’s a left hander too. Yeah.
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Arya and
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strength. He’s a big fucking dude, though. One thirty one. Wow. That’s crazy. Other hand. Other hand. One zero four. Oh, Jesus Christ. Second attempt. One fifty five. Alright. So higher. Ai. I’m stronger than all those bitches.
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There you go.
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Fuck yeah. But I’m trying to get to one ninety.
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One 90 is crazy.
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Ai think this is, like, one fifteen or something like that. I forgot what it is.
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Some of those,
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squeeze it, bitch.
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And just
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fucking hold it.
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Those arm wrestling guys? Oh, yeah. They have freaky forearms.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wig strength.
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I was watching this one guy who’s a climber, who’s a professional climber. Oh. And When they do this. Yeah. He has his basement gym. I might have saved the video, but I think if you find it on YouTube, it’s ai, I’ve never seen strength like this. This guy has calves growing off of his Yeah. Forearm bone. It’s like a calf. Yeah.
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And he’s doing one finger
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Ai seen it’s I don’t understand it.
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With ai a a centimeter of hold. Ai, it’s the the the tiniest little lip that his finger’s resting on and he’s pulling his whole body up.
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This ai, but I meh, he’s doing the
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same thing. Yeah. Look at that. That’s crazy. It’s not this ai. The the other guy is, like, super jacked. His his forearms are at least. He’s not, like, bodybuilder size, but the musculature is crazy.
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I saw one of those guys who, I guess, is in the rock climbing, mountain climbing world. He’s considered one of
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those guys. That’s the guy. Sai this guy does a bunch of freaky shit. What is this dude’s name?
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Mativo. Yeah. Look at
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look at the fucking look at that one arm thing. See that? The size of the grip? Yeah. Look how fat that grip is. Like, doing a one arm chin up is crazy.
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Look at his back, dude.
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It’s crazy. But doing a one arm chin look at the size of his fucking forearms.
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Yeah.
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Doing a one arm chin up is crazy, but a one arm chin up with a fat grip like that is off the charts nuts. Yeah. His strength must be insane. And but you look at him, like, right there, like his neck and everything, he doesn’t look like that strong of a guy. Right. It’s very deceptive because with with climbers, you can’t have you don’t need traps. You can’t have, like, excess stuff. So everything is very like, look at his forearms.
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34:43
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Is he the one who went with who did a workout with Larry Wheels? Did you ever see that?
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No. That’s a different guy. That’s But, yeah, I’ve seen that.
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You sai that?
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Yeah. I think I might be that guy.
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Might be. I guess it yeah. I’ve seen him on YouTube. Is it? Yeah.
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But and he’s blown away
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By this guy.
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This guy. And it’s ai mountain climbing, if you think about it, just the amount of reps that you’re picking your body weight up and holding ai gymnasts. Like, who’s more jacked than the guys who do the rings? No. They’re super jacked. Ai, look at his forearms. Look at the back up a little second and just freeze it. Look at freeze it right there.
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Yeah.
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Freeze it. Look at that left fucking forearm.
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Yeah. That’s crazy.
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That’s nuts.
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There’s a split in the muscle.
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That’s a calf.
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Yeah. It’s a calf.
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That’s a calf. That’s a, like, a strong calf.
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And this is ai a big endorsement for calisthenics, basically. Right? I meh, is that Calisthenics are huge.
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Yeah. They’re huge. That’s a big part of my workout.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah. I do a lot of calisthenics. I do, you know, I still do the hundred push ups every day and the hundred body weight squats, but I do chin ups, dips, and l l pull ups. You know, ai, so you’re with a close grip Mhmm. With the legs extended. Yeah. Ai do all those.
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Really?
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They’re huge. Yeah. It’s it’s you wanna be able to and the other thing I ought to do, I do, hang from a bar like this where I I swing my toes up and I touch the bar.
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Mhmm.
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So it’s, like, really works
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The core.
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Too. Vatsal, like, being able to manipulate your own body weight is crucial.
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Yeah. Because those gymnasts arya, ai, you’re, like, some of them, ai, you have never touched weights. I’m just doing this shit off.
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Which is nuts.
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And they have
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But it’s not time efficient. Yeah. Because they’re doing that. Hours. Their muscles are like that because they’re doing, you know, eight hour sessions. But you can get a lot done with your body with just dips and chin ups. A lot.
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Dips are incredible. Yeah. So good. I mean, that that was, like, I think when Arnold would talk about chest, he was, like, that’s that was, like, the the, you know, the cherry on top for the workouts vatsal doing. He’s, like, we always would do dips for the
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chest and all. And you could do weighted dips too. Yeah. Dips are so easy to do with weight or throw a chain over your neck or put a weight vest on
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or something like that. Yeah.
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That’s another thing I found. Like, just a 25 pound weight vest where it doesn’t feel like anything when you’re wearing it. But when you do stuff with it on, like chin ups and pull ups, like, holy fuck. It’s giant.
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Sai different. And then when you take that thing off, you’re like, oh, man.
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Right. So imagine being 25 pounds too heavy.
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Yeah.
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And then imagine being jelly roll. So jelly roll is walking around 200 pounds too heavy before, at least.
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At least.
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So it’s actually 300 pounds. Right? Because he wants to lose another hundred. Yeah. So imagine just carrying around everywhere you go. You got a squat ram. Like a like a real bar stuffed with plates, and you’re just carrying that through life. Yeah. That’s what they’re doing.
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That’s that’s why those guys’ fucking lower bodies are always crazy when they lose weight.
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Ralphie Meh used to have the biggest calves in the world. Yeah. His legs were, like, carrying
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Tree trunks.
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Oh ai god. Yeah. Just carrying around that body all day.
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That’s nuts. Mhmm. If they and if they trimmed down enough, the quads are still humongous.
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Yeah. If Bert lost weight, he would get speak. But you do get weaker when you lose weight. I mean, that’s that’s a fact.
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Yeah. That’s always it. Mass moves mass.
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It’s also, like, to lose weight, to lose body fat, your body has to think something’s wrong. Ai, it’s very difficult to maintain mass, ai, maintain muscle mass ai you’re losing fat. Yeah. That’s hard. You gotta be real careful with everything.
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Yeah. That’s true.
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And you gotta try not to lose too much weight too quick. Because a lot of people with losing weight, like, a lot of people become food addicts and then addicts act like addicts and you start thinking, Ai gotta lose it all ai now. And so you starve yourself
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That’s not the way to go.
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And you just work out eight hours a day and well, you’re gonna lose all your muscle too.
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Everything.
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You’re gonna lose everything and you’re probably gonna get injured because your body’s gonna, like, hey, fucking idiot.
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Yeah. And then, like, give
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you that tendon radius. How about a little back bulge and how about a fucking sore knee?
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Yeah.
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How about plantar fasciitis? Slow the fuck down. Your body tries to figure out a way to slow you down.
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Yeah. Slower and slow and steady is the way, for sure.
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Yeah. Yeah. It just sucks. You know, you wanna get if you’ve realized you fucked up, it would be nice if you could just get better quick. Like, oh,
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Sai know. I just Ai got
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a month before summer, and I’m fifty pounds overweight. Fuck. Fuck.
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I wanna lose another ten, fifteen right now.
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What do you wanna do to do it?
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Just dial in you know, it’s really about consistency, I feel like, with me. Right? Like, my window for when I go, oh, shit, is just so much smaller than it used to be. Mhmm. So right now, I’m like, oh, I’ve slid a little bit. I’ve been on tour. I’ve been doing all this shit. I just have to Tour. It’s hard. Right?
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Feel like
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I’m working. Fuck it. Cheeseburger.
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Let’s vatsal. Sometimes Let’s
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eat pizza.
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Ai it’s that. Sometimes it’s also just that, like, you know, I get into this rhythm of the way I’m eating and training at home,
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which is
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pretty good. Yeah. And then you get out there and it’s like, fuck. You know, we got on three planes and
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you’re just tired.
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You just don’t do it. Yep. And then, yeah, you just order whatever to eat. So you just feel it, like, slowly come apart. But I feel like I I’m also at a place where I know if I if I dial in my diet and and make sure I stay on top of, like, the training Mhmm. I can shed this 10 pretty
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Yeah. You’ve done it before. Yeah. You did it pretty pretty well, you know? You figured it out. And then you also have muscle memory now. I think, it’s hard when you’re traveling because, you know, you’re just ai you’re traveling, your energy level goes down.
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Yeah.
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It’s like you gotta figure out things to mitigate that energy level going down and then counter intuitively, the best way to do that is to work
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Yeah. I
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know. Which doesn’t seem like it makes any sense because you’re tired. I don’t wanna work out. A lot
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of ai, we do the land and lift. Gotta do that. Like, right land and go.
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Yep. Land and go. Land and go.
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But it is crazy how I do a lot of three day three, four day weekends, you know Mhmm. For tour. Man, a lot of times on that third or fourth day, you’re ai you’re in your third or fourth city, and you’re like Mhmm. Fuck. I am wrecked today. Mhmm. Just like another plane another time zone.
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Taking a lot of vitamins? I
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think Sai take a pretty good amount of vitamins. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. That’s important too. Yeah. Take a lot of ai. And then it’s hard to be strict with your diet when you’re on the road, but, the big one is alcohol.
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I’m lucky in that regard because I’m not a big boozer.
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Yeah.
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I don’t
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know how Bert does it.
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I started eating these David bars.
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Oh, those are great.
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Those are great.
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Yeah. I think Peter t is involved in that. Right?
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I don’t know if he maybe. Yeah. But those are Delicious. They’re great. Boy, they make you fart. I love farting. Twenty eight twenty eight grams of protein, 50 saloni. Yeah. No sugar. They’re great.
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Yeah. They’re great. Yeah. There’s a bunch of good options now that you could bring with you on the road if you get hungry. Keeps you from eating bullshit.
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From eating bullshit. That’s all I’m trying like, sometimes Sai go, like, oh, it was great. Today was a great day. Mhmm. And then it’s just dinner. So you just, like, just don’t fucking ruin your day.
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Have you ever had, carnivore snacks? Do you know what that is? No. The carnivore snacks rib ai is my go to. I bring that on the, UFC broadcast, like, I give them to Daniel Cormier and me. We eat them. It’s ai sliced rib eyes
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Mhmm.
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That are just dried
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Mhmm.
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But it’s got the fat on it.
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It’s good.
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Yeah. You don’t feel guilty at all. Like, if you’re hungry and need a snack, open them with just meat and salt. Perfect. Perfect snack.
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And the company is called Carnivore?
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Yeah. Carnivore Snacks. Snacks with an x. But it’s not ai, it’s not jerky. It’s like they they describe it as ai meat pastry.
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Yeah. It’s
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good good snack food.
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I like it.
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Yeah. Just to keep from going off the rails.
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That’s all you’re trying to that’s all I’m trying to do is just mitigate the damage of the day. Ai?
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Sai you’re I have a whole folder on my phone saved up of food that I really can’t eat.
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Really?
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Just where I look at restaurants ai, oh.
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What do you miss the most when you are trying to eat healthy?
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Italian food.
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Pasta. Pasta
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and crazy sandwiches.
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Oh ai god. We went to, Carbon.
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Oh, New York? Mhmm. Yeah. They got one in Vegas now too.
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I know.
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I think they’ve ai had the Vegas One for a while.
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So it’s
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Sai good. Dude.
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So good.
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So good. That rigatoni with vodka sauce.
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And it has a little kick. They put a little spice in
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it. Oh, it’s good. It’s so good.
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That’s
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It’s tough to beat Italian food. It really is. It’s tough to beat it just for pure Mhmm. That pleasure of just overstuffing yourself.
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We we we were there for last summer. It was, like, every day. Yeah. You know? And the thing is Ai didn’t, like, blow up. No? No. I thought I would. I mean, I’m sure I gained a few but I I thought I ai, like, oh, this is gonna be fucking terrible. But it was I think a big thing there versus here is portion sizes.
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Mhmm.
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You know, like, there’s no such thing as they don’t go, here’s your pasta. Here’s a fucking bowl ai this. Right. It’s like ai Well,
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I think in Italy, the real thing is the food’s different. Yeah. I think our food is poison.
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It’s so bad. Right? I meh, I saw oh ai god. I saw this lady on your show. I saw a clip talking about all these health epidemics, ai, the full run of stats where she was, like, one and two for cancer and this and shah.
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Was it Callie Means?
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She was, that I think she was a doctor. Right? Is she a doctor? Yeah.
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Well, I don’t think she finished her doctorate or her medical school training because I think she got to the position where she realized that most metabolic diseases are being caused by food.
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But that’s the thing is, like, that’s the big takeaway, I think, from that is, like, you had this conversation with you know, I had it with people all the time who travel abroad, and you’re just ai, everything in Japan was fucking amazing Yeah. The food. And then you look at their longevity, which is, like, record breaking.
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And, you know, when you compare it to most of the world
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Definitely compared to ours.
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Definitely compared to ours.
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Yeah. We have the worst health stats in the Western world.
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Well, it It’s our food. But because it’s all, like
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because corporations. Because corporations profit off keeping you fat and sick. So the best way to make money from food is to get you addicted to food that they can sell you. So they sell you a tremendous amount of cheap shitty food that has a bunch of preservatives and garbage in it.
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Yeah.
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So it’s, you know, potato chips and all sorts of different snacks and all sorts of different things. And then you have your enriched air quotes flour that’s got a bunch of shit poured into it, and it’s a bunch of complex glutens in the grains. And then you have glyphosate, which other countries have banned, but we use everywhere.
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Ai plus percent of people have glyphosate in their blood when they test it, which is Roundup, that chemical pesticide ai. We have herbicides that kill your fucking endocrine system. We have like, we’re poisoning ourselves.
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That’s really sad. We’re, you know, we’re growing stuff at home now.
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We have
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a hydroponic garden. Yeah. Talk
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to Christina about it. It’s pretty dope.
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And it’s and that’s just delicious.
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Yeah. That’s the way
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it goes. The lettuce and the tomatoes Mhmm. Gets all kinds of, like, veggies.
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Tastes like real food.
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Yeah. You do taste the difference.
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%.
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Yeah. Which reminds me of when you’re abroad. Right? Because, like, you in Italy or in Japan Mhmm. You have a tomato, you have a strawberry, and you’re ai, woah. Yeah. You’re like, oh, this is what it’s supposed to taste like.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We we make stuff that it can sit on the shelf forever. That’s why our tomatoes look like they’re albino tomatoes. They’re ai they’re like and they’re hard. Yeah. The tomatoes are hard. Yeah. Like, why is a tomato hard?
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Like, what is that about?
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Why does it stay hard for, like, weeks? Just sits there.
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And then we just keep ingesting that.
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Yeah. It’s terrible. And then you get all this inflammation in your body. And, you know, we’ve sort of genetically modified a bunch of things so we could feed a bunch of people, so we can have large numbers of people. And there’s no benefit to that.
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How much how much of of this, like, do you think is related to the fact that we have so many more people than some of these places?
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Oh, yeah. That’s a fact. But Yeah. It’s not just that. So Ai think there’s a bunch of factors, and everybody wants to be real binary about it. Sedentary lifestyle is a big one. There’s a large percentage of our population that doesn’t move enough. They don’t exercise. They don’t do anything physical.
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So is you got that, and then you got years and years and years and years of doing that, which eventually catches you. Yeah. And so that’s what the people that start showing up at the hospital. You know, it’s metabolic health. Right?
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So and then you have lack of understanding of nutrition, which is they think, oh, you’re you you some fuckhead doctor that tells you just have to eat a balanced diet. You don’t need vitamins. Yeah. Well, that doctor is fat and stupid and probably has a bunch of diseases and he’s on pills ai. Like, shut up.
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Probably never even went to through any nutrition training, you know. In in medical school, they get about six hours of nutrition training, I think.
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It’s crazy that you know, especially because we have kids in school, you realize that school still they don’t emphasize nutrition or finance. I feel like that’s another crazy thing Oh, yeah. Is to keep people from understanding how finance works at all.
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It is crazy. Right? Like, you’re teaching kids about how to prepare yourself for the world, and you don’t teach them about debt and about interest and how
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First thing that happens when you’re a freshman in college is you walk through the student union, and they go, you want a credit card? You’re fucking 18. Yeah. And they’re ai you’re like, yeah. They’re like, yeah. It’s got 29.9% APR. It’s awesome. They’re preying upon you.
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Yeah. They’re literally preying upon you.
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And the school lets it. Yeah. The school is like, yeah. Go ahead.
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Oh, they’ve they don’t give a fuck about you.
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That’s ai crazy. Wrist for the mill. Yeah. You’re just literally you’re you’re paying fucking you end up paying $300 for a Coke you bought.
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You know
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what I mean? Because you just, like, scanned like, this is insane.
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Yeah. And we don’t
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we don’t teach anybody. It’s really crazy.
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Well, also, you get it in their head that they’re fucked because the debt that they’re they’re getting involved in with student loans is the only debt we have that you can’t get rid of.
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Yeah.
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The only debt.
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Yeah. You can’t forgive that.
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There are people right now who have Social Security getting docked. Their Social Security is getting docked for student loans.
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For their student loans.
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So they made it to death, and they owe money to the government for loans that did them no good at all because they’re living off Social Security. So the government gets to steal more money from your Social Security. Meh. We don’t have to pay you.
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So nuts.
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And ai, like, today, the reality is you can get that education online. Yeah. Almost all of the books on any sort of subject are available.
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Mine is useless, my degree is useless.
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What’s yours then? Communications.
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Well, you’re a communicator. Well, yeah. Worked out. The degree
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You probably, ai, they use you to sell more tickets.
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They probably do. But This guy But the Look.
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He went to our university. You should come. It’s I mean ai Tom.
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You you know, I didn’t like, you don’t I didn’t learn anything.
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But how much did you have to pay to go to school? Oh, man.
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How much when you’re
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in debt for?
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How much was the tuition? I think tuition when I was there was something like 6 or 7,000 a meh. So, like, $12.13, a year, which, you know, whatever. Now, fucking tuitions now are, like, fuck, $5,080,000 dollars a year. It’s crazy. So imagine taking on that saloni. You’re you start your workforce. You have $300,000 in loans.
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And, God forbid, you go to graduate school.
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Ai, my
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god. Compounds, and then you’re never getting out of the ai. I mean, I think this is why some doctors and lawyers become sociopaths because you are dealing with so much debt, and you realize no one gives a fuck about you. So you don’t give a fuck about anybody else either.
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Wow.
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Yeah. It’s great for society.
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Yeah.
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It’s also ai you you there’s two things that could be true. Right? I do think that you kind of have to kids have to, like, get to work and get something going and get a path in your ai. And when you’re going to college, it’s like you’re out of high school. Okay. Now you’re on your own. You’re in college. You gotta keep up your GPA.
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You gotta get your degree. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Yeah. So there is value in that. Yeah.
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But then also, it’s too much money and you’re probably not gonna do anything with that that degree. And if you don’t have the degree, people think you’re a loser. And it’s very it’s very strange. It’s very strange what’s going on because you’re allowing these corporations to prey upon children. Yeah. It’s like you’re an 18 year old ai.
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You don’t understand anything. You
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don’t understand anything. And then all of a bryden, you’re in college and you’re saddled down with unstoppable debt. And you have this fucking circus of people around you that are also trapped.
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And you didn’t understand what that meant, what what you were signing up for.
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No way.
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It’s the same reason, like, you have a conversation with somebody who’s that age, and you’re like, oh, you you realize that our brains are different. Right? Like, you talk to, like, a
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Yeah. They’re not developed yet.
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Fully developed yet. They don’t understand it. Especially boys. Way way more clearly.
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Yeah. Boys don’t get developed until they’re, like, 25.
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Girls are
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pretty they can figure out the game earlier. They they’re not as saddled down by testosterone.
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Yeah. They’re they’re
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but it’s Their frontal lobe develops earlier.
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Yeah. Ours does really take till about 25.
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Yeah. Dude, you’re retarded. Yeah. But that’s also how you trick them into going to war.
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Yeah.
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You know? It’s part of it. Like, hey, we need to meh, you know, the Gulf Of Tonkin, terrible thing those Vietnamese did. Yeah. We’re gonna need to send you overseas. Try that shit on a 40 year old guy. You’re like, what? No fucking What happened? Let me Google.
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54:12
Hey, I Googled Gulf Of Tonkin. It turns out Yeah. You you guys fucking faked it.
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What what
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else are you faking to get us to go to war? Oh, my Ai. You guys fake things to start war so you sana make money? That’s crazy. How can you how are you not in jail? Yeah. How’s no one in jail for faking things to start wars? Zero accountability. It’s wild.
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So then you’re ai, well, fuck it. They got me with the student loan. They got me with this. They got me with vatsal. And you just get accustomed to life fucking you. Yeah. You’re just like, oh, the society just fucks you over.
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They just take from you, take from you, and they saddle you with debt.
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54:46
Tyler you this theory, what you’re talking about ai to, I think extends to our appearances. And what I mean is, today, a lot of times people talk about how people wear, like, fucking flip flops and pajamas.
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You talking about Bert again? Yeah. Yeah. Well Well, he’s not here. No. To defend himself. I
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think this is true. But, like, you get on a plane, and you see people in pajamas. Right? Right. And they in the fifty years ago, they’d be, like, in a suit. And I think part of the reason why people their appearance is this. I think some of it is tied to a lack of hope, meaning that so many years ago, you would embark on your path in life thinking that there’s hope.
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I can have the American dream. I can own the house. I you know, I can get the things I wanna get. Mhmm. And so many people today are ai, there is no hope, so fuck it. I’ll Ai just I’ll go out in my fucking sleepwear because I don’t know.
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I think there’s a there’s a connection to that.
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55:53
Well, there’s a lot to that too that if the government wants if they want control and power, which is ultimately what every government wants. It’s not a conspiracy theory. Like, every government wants control and power. What’s the best way to acquire control and power? Have the people give up?
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Have them give up. Yeah.
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Yeah. This is fucking I give up. I give up. Fuck it. I’m wearing flip flops. Fuck it. I don’t care.
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Because that means I’ll do what you say. I’ll do what you say when you
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That’s what’s really scary to me about AI automation and then ultimately universal basic income. You’re gonna get a lot of giving up. And then the government’s gonna clamp down on you even more. Yeah. And then it’s gonna be haves and have nots at a scale that we’ve never seen before.
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When when you have companies that are in charge of these automated taxi services and that’s the only way people get around, then the government gives you a certain amount of credits sai you don’t have to ever worried about traveling, you have credits as long as you’re a good boy, Tom.
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56:52
Yeah. As long as you follow the rules, as long as you don’t say anything crazy about Israel, as long as you don’t do anything nutty, you know, about vaccines, as long as you don’t step out of line when it comes to the election Then you’re don’t say anything crazy about this or about that or, I mean, take your vaccines.
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And if that’s a real possibility that they’re just gonna extract extract money out of us or attempt to attempt to control, like, this is the grand this is the grand battle of control. Mhmm. The more they have power over narratives and it’s also, like, there’s things that are going on right now.
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Like, we were just talking about, I was some friends this weekend. We’re talking about, these bot farms. Like, this evidence of bot farms that people have used to, like, go and attack people with with certain things. Like like, like, bunch of different countries use bot farms.
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I’m sure a bunch of different corporations use bot farms too. But no one’s getting in trouble for it. Like, if you can pretend that your mass groups of people that are, getting upset about something. Yeah. You could just pretend. And there’s no you could pretend.
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Yeah. You
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could just, like, you can hire people to go protest and ai them in on vatsal. Like, that’s happening right now. Mhmm. There’s this guy in Maine and he made this video, where he was, hired to drive these people to the airport. And he’s trying to figure out, like, where are these where are all these people going? I’m driving this busload, two busloads full of people at the airport.
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And, they were saying, well, we’re going to a protest. And, like, what protest? Then he goes and Googles, like, where they where they’re flying to. He’s ai, oh, this is a paid protest.
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Paid protest.
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They’re paying people to show up and pretend that it’s a protest. So it’s ai, there’s puppet masters that are manipulating world event, and that’s legal.
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Yeah.
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So you’re allowed to pay people to go protest.
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Yeah.
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Which seems like that should be illegal. Like, you shouldn’t be able to pretend that you have an organic up
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Well, yeah.
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Yeah. Ai against some
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Well, it’s giving people this illusion. Yeah.
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Yeah. Which is the entire Kamala Harris campaign.
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Yeah.
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I mean, that’s what it was. It was the whole thing was astroturf.
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Did you see that like, it was before he left the former FBI director talking about how China just doesn’t play ball with any international rules.
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Oh, I’m sure.
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And he’s ai, how they don’t respect, IP at all. So he’s like, they’ll just come in, and they’ll meh, you know, a spy to give them, let’s say, the IP of some whatever industry, wind energy. They’ll just take it and be ai, we have it now. Yep. Start this company and then, like, this company goes bankrupt because they were and they just
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59:42
Fuck you. Fuck you. Yeah. They don’t put shit. Whole Apple stores Yeah. That are fake Apple stores.
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Sai insane. Everything’s
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fake. Fake laptops, fake phones.
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I saw a guy too because, like, the the evolution because I was gonna be
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ai to get online with one of those?
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Ai have no idea.
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Can you get an Apple ID? Like, does it work?
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It Ai it can’t. I’m imagining that it can’t. But, like, you know, I always think about the fact with AI how we’re in we’re in, like, version one.
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Right.
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And we’re all blown away by it already. Right? Right. And it was a there was a watch guy online who was like, I have two, like, Daytonas.
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Oh, yeah.
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And he was like, dude. He goes, this is the best one I’ve ever seen. Fakes. Yeah. The fake, he had to he had to take it apart and to look at parts that were inside Yeah. Like a spin wheel. He goes, oh, this is missing the logo.
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So which begs the question, like, what is it? Like, what are you buying? Do you want it from this company only, or do you want a Rolex Daytona? Like, what do you want?
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Well, Ai mean, I think if in in the case of that, you know that the the the movements, the the actual inner workings of the real one are far superior.
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Are they though?
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I think so. Yeah. Why?
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Yeah. Well, I assume that. What if the other one has a seventy two hour battery or I mean power supply too? What if what if you three d print every single aspect of the watch?
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I bet it would
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be. That’s the same thing.
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Pretty close, I guess.
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Right? But it can be the same thing. Like, we’re not talking like like, my watch. Like, there’s a Panerai. Yeah. This could be fake. I mean, I bought it from my friend, so I’m sure it’s real.
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Yeah.
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But, like, it’s not a fake Ferrari.
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Right. You know
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what I’m saying? Like, if you got a fake Ferrari, like, oh meh god. These tires are have no traction. This suspension sucks.
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I hate the idea of fake watch, though.
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Right. But why? Well because you used to be poor.
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Maybe it’s because I used to be poor. Yeah. I also just don’t respect the the copying of it. Right.
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It’s bullshit. Yeah. Well, you you know, I wouldn’t buy one because you’re contributing to Yeah. Some. But it’s ai funny. It’s
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it is kinda funny.
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You can get one for $40. That’s ai a $7,000 watch.
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That’s really crazy. It’s insane. And it’s insane that it’s tricking it’s tricking these watch experts.
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Right? Yeah.
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But I don’t really understand the,
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yeah. Look at these. So one of those is fake?
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Yeah. The the one on
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the right is fake? Yeah. Yeah. I’d buy that. Looks perfect. I’ll take it. How meh? He’s pointing out.
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Like Look
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at you see the difference? Like, who
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imagine Who knows this on the spot? Well, ai this on
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the spot. Right? Yeah. Also, my vision sucks.
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Mine does too.
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So I’d have to, like, take it out and do vatsal, like, I don’t know. Like, this one, I can’t even I I I guess I can read the ai. I can read the date rather. But I mean But the little the tiny ass Yeah. Windows, that’s a ai a struggle. Like, if it’s dark in the room, I’m not reading that.
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My vision absolutely sucks.
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That’s incredible though.
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The replicas are crazy.
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They’re so good.
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They’re so
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But again, like, try making a replica nine eleven Turbo s. Good luck, fuckface.
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Good luck. Yeah. I know.
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Good luck, fuckface. But you can make one of those.
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But wait. How do because this Ai okay. I understand at least what you’re doing
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Mhmm.
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In the watch thing. Right?
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Then the
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person buys the far less expensive one, and they get the feeling, I guess, that that people go, oh, you have the real one. Right. Right. Right. But if you’re getting an Apple product, a fake Apple product You
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don’t know you’re getting a fake Apple product.
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Sai they’re going the whole thing’s a scam? The whole store’s fake. And everyone was in on it.
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It’s an Apple store.
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Do you think people that are hired think they’re in?
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Fucking logo. That’s a Apple fake factory raided in China.
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This is, ten years ago, though. It did it goes on to say that it tricked the employees. They thought they
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were working at a real Apple got the craziest part. Yeah. It’s like it’s layers of severance.
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It just
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goes deeper and deeper and deeper.
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Yeah. That’s really crazy.
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01:03:38
You ever, followed YouTube channel’s Dance Elements? Uh-uh. It’s, it’s it’s a guy who just works on cars. Dope shit. And one of the things he’s doing, he’s building his own Ferrari f 40.
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That’s cool.
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So instead of buying one for, like, $3,000,000
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Yeah.
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Which is okay. I’m gonna say something’s gonna piss off these Ferrari people. Yeah. It ain’t worth it.
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Mhmm. Okay.
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It’s not worth $3,000,000. It’s not that good. It’s not if if it was due today, you’d feel ai, this should be taken off the market. Right. Like, this thing has zero fucking traction control, but because it’s a classic, it’s worth ai a ton of money. So what he’s doing is making it better. Works.
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Stance works. Sai I see Stance Elements. Yeah. That’s the Yeah. That’s the oh, that’s the Boys. The b boys. That’s the, breakdancers, which ai the sai, Stance Elements.
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How how did I fuck that up? Stance Elements, by the way, is also amazing. We could talk about that. But this guy, Stance Works, he this is his own that’s not a Ferrari.
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He’s building it from scratch.
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All the parts online. So he bought all the body panels online and then he made his own ram. And then he bought a Ferrari engine from, like, a different model of Ferrari, and he’s putting that in it. Oh, okay. But this is ai a multi month journey that this dude has been on, that I’ve been watching all the videos. Whenever he has a new video, I watch it.
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He does a lot of dope shah, but this is a guy that, like, really loves cars and he’s super smart. And when he’s talking about cars, it’s fascinating because, like, he’s also a fan of the original m five, which I’ve thought about getting one of those. Yeah. Not very fast, but apparently, like, super engaging ai experience. The original m five, which I think was, like I wanna say it was, like, 280 horsepower. In what year?
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’80 something.
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’80 something?
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Yeah. Which, by the way, back I think it’s ’88, maybe. Back then, that was a lot.
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I have a ’89 m three that I bought. Oh. E 30 m three. Oh.
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Yeah.
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And I have a s 54 engine going into it.
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Oh, Jesus.
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So that should be
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How much is horsepower is in that?
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I don’t know. That’s more than it came with.
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I have an E 40 6 m three. Those are fun. I love it. Yeah. It’s so balanced. Yeah. It’s ai such an engaging driving experience.
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That’s what I’m into.
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I’m
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into that. I’m not into chasing the the lower, zero to 60 times.
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Yeah. That’s nonsense. Yeah. Like, if you ever use that on a public road, you’re an asshole. But Pretty much. Engaging cars, you could drive the speed limit and enjoy the shit out of them. True. Just fun just going around a corner and just accelerating to 60. They’re fun.
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That’s fun.
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You feel more ai like an old air cooled Porsche. Yeah. You feel it. You’re feeling it.
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Did you get that one? The new you had one being built.
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Yeah. It’s not done yet. It’s really close. Close. Ai. That’s the RSR project. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. That’s rad. Oh, very excited about that. About that. It’s, like, 350 horsepower, 2,000 pounds.
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Meanwhile, I have some crazy fucking car coming to me too. What do you got? This, Assetto Fiorino two ninety six GTB for
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our Oh, 700, eight hundred horsepower. Ai. Yeah. I, watched I’ve I’ve seen your Blazer, but I watched a video on it
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Yeah.
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Of those guys, the Velocity Motorsports guys. Yeah. Oh my god.
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They’re doing cool shit. Velocity did,
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01:07:01
They really went out with that one.
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They that one’s great. They do scouts and Broncos, but they also just started doing Mustangs. Oh. And the must I took the one of the Mustangs out. Oh. Very fun. Oh, nice. I think 67 Mustangs. So you get that because I’m the one with the
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flared fender. Did did you send me that?
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Did you send that
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to me? The green one?
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No. That was a different that’s a different one. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I was just every time I see something cool, like, check this shit out. I sent you the other one. What did I send you? I sent you that, that that Giulia, that Italian one that the guy came to my place.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was fun as shit. The Alfa Romeo.
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Yes. Yeah.
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I’ve seen that online getting reviewed. It’s a Restomod Alfa Romeo.
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Blame
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it. Trust my people.
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No? No.
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Ai have, one of my people’s vehicles. But generally, I don’t trust my people.
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Oh ai god. I’m I
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just think they’re they’re eating pasta and staring at it ass, and they’re not gonna do a good job. I wanted meh cars made by either Germans who do meth or
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Totem. That’s what it was.
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Yeah. Yes. Oh, wow.
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Yeah, dude. I I tyler one of these. This guy came
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Oh, baby. Look at that.
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It’s fucking rad. You did? Ai did like it a lot. I didn’t order one. I didn’t order it. You didn’t? Ai, wow. He’s well, he’s making a prototype for a whole new model. So I was like, oh, I don’t know. Why?
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Well, that’s so sick.
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He’s That
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looks like a James Bond car.
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It does.
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Goddamn. And
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it’s it’s a % custom.
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01:08:36
You know?
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Oh. So
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I bet that thing flies.
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01:08:39
Dude, I was driving down Fairfax in LA in the rain, and he turned off the traction control.
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01:08:45
Yo. Yeah. Turned off?
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He turned it off. Ai he turn it off? He’s like, let it let it run and explode emotion. Oh, no. And guess what? The emotion almost ended up wrapped around a fucking light bulb. Did you spin? Dude, I was like, Sai Ai corrected it, but I was like Wow. Panic and I was like, fucking driving this guy.
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01:09:01
That’s the
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fear of losing it in a Porsche, that rear engine whip. You know, that, that understeer that happens Yeah. Or oversteer. What is it called? Supply throttle something throttle oversteer?
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When you When you lift, it’s throttle lift throttle
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oversteer. Yeah.
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Yeah. And then and then the the back end goes on you?
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Oh, yeah. That’s a weird ai. Like, having the engine out back like that.
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This thing also happens in everybody’s mind who hasn’t who is not it’s it’s literally something you have to be trained
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01:09:28
Mhmm.
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Which is that when something when you’re in a car and you’re at a certain rate of speed and you’re approaching a turn or something, you feel anything going on you, you take your foot off the throttle. And what you don’t realize is that that is gonna it’s gonna make things worse. Yep. Because the momentum and the weight are gonna be carried through.
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And, actually, the only thing that’ll keep you from usually losing it is to stay on throttle. Not necessarily give it a ton. Right. But you need that momentum to carry you through it. Right.
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01:10:01
And so it’s just something that you you there’s countless videos of somebody
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Oh, yeah.
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In their new fucking car just sana, and they just go into a tree.
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01:10:08
I just watched one on a new GT three RS.
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I’ve seen that one. Brutal. He’s, like, 18. Horrible. And he did exactly that.
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Yep. He
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hits the turn off throttle, tries to correct. Bye. Bye bye. Fuck. Painful to watch.
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Painful. But that is a bad element of that design.
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The rear weight.
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Yeah. Yeah. But and also, it’s ai, is that really the best way to do it? Because, you know, everybody always said that the Cayman is the better car if they just gave it the same sort of love that they give the Porsche.
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I fucking
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love it. And I don’t know. Ai came in.
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I love it.
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It’s it’s
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like my my heart is with that car. If you go, like, what’s the one you are in love with the most? Still that car.
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01:10:46
But isn’t it interesting that, like, that car is not as prestigious?
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It’s not as prestigious. Yeah.
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01:10:51
Ai is that? That seems stupid.
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It’s a whole thing to be and if you have, like, you’ll see people like, you got the Cayman. You should’ve gotten the nine eleven. I’m like, you should drive this fucking thing.
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Yeah. But people that say that are all retarded.
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They kind of are.
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Yeah. Yeah. Anybody that says that is an idiot. I mean, you don’t know anything about cars.
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01:11:06
Mid engine
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Because you have a Dinan. Right? Is that no. It’s not Dinan. What’s the company? Dinan did my BMW. Yeah. What is the what’s your company?
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For that one Then Diman. Yeah. Rick Diman did the, the upgrade on that.
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01:11:18
Yeah. Yeah. So what that is is what it should be Right. From Porsche. Yeah. They should take that big juicy g t three RS engine or even crazier, take that g t two RS.
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01:11:29
Throw it in that bin.
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Throw it in that bin.
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01:11:30
It just upsets nine eleven owners. That’s it. It just fucks up there.
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01:11:34
Bunch of little fairies. Yeah. If that upsets you Yeah. Then you need to go find something else. You need to go do mushrooms on the mountaintop somewhere. By the
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way, did you like that? Did you feel it at all?
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01:11:43
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
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Did you ever drive the GT four RS they came out with, like, a year or two ago? No. I didn’t. I heard it. I didn’t drive it yet.
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I’m sure it’s dope, but it’s also an automatic.
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01:11:54
It’s all automatic. Yeah.
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01:11:54
It’s people. Come on, you pussies. Yeah. Like, what are we doing? Why are you buying a street car? Are you a crazy track guy?
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01:12:02
Because that’s a track car.
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01:12:03
Okay. But which is fine. Yeah. Which is fine. Yeah. But but for the average person that, like, enjoy you, like, make an enthusiast car that’s a goddamn three pedal.
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01:12:14
Yeah.
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Make make a manual.
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Well, thank God they still do. Yeah. They make some. Mhmm. I mean, a lot of places just don’t I
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01:12:21
still them and BMW. Ford still makes them. They’d still do it with their Mustangs.
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01:12:25
I can’t believe that Ferrari doesn’t realize Crazy. That if they did just a limited run
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01:12:30
Oh, my God. It would sell like crazy.
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It would sell so crazy.
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01:12:33
Yeah. They gave up They gave up. Lamborghini gave up.
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01:12:36
I wish they would.
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01:12:37
Thank God Porsche didn’t.
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01:12:38
No. I know.
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01:12:39
But they did with some cars. Like, a lot of their cars, you can’t, like, you can’t get the GTS now in a five speak.
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You can’t.
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Or or, excuse me, a six speed or a seven speed, whatever the fuck they have now. You can’t get I don’t think you can get the s. You can’t get the turbo. No.
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01:12:53
You can’t get the turbo. Yeah.
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01:12:54
You have to get the t or the, regular maybe you can get the regular nine ai.
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01:12:58
I think you can get a regular nine eleven Carrera.
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01:13:01
GT three, you can get still, but you can’t get the GT three RS. Like, come on, guys. Shut up. Just shut up.
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01:13:08
I think their the audience should inform them. Right? They should know that, like, their their fan base
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01:13:14
I know.
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Wants all that shit in manual.
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01:13:16
It’s ai what pisses me off about Corvette too. Like, you guys have the most dope shape now. The the c eight Corvette is so sick.
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01:13:25
And then,
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though, you you’re putting out these insane ones ai the z o six Yeah. And the z r one, but it’s still
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01:13:34
Yeah. People want to Yeah. I don’t know. It’s gotta be ai vatsal all that has to be ai cost analysis. Right?
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01:13:40
It’s a little bit of that and what is that? Rogue’s? Yeah. I kinda quit those, but one.
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01:13:45
I fucking love these.
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01:13:46
I thought I was gonna have a hard time. I quit them over the weekend. Really? Nothing. I was like, this is easy. I think I’m lucky.
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01:13:54
With your I
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think yeah. I don’t think I get physically addicted to stuff that way, except coffee.
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01:14:01
Yeah.
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01:14:01
I’ve done that one where I took the whole day off coffee, and I was like, why am I fucking yawning? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck.
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Coffee gets me too. Headaches.
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01:14:11
But I like coffee so meh, And coffee’s everywhere. I’m like, I don’t think I need to quit that one. No. I didn’t get headaches last time I tried to quit coffee. I quit for a couple days, and I was like, this is just rough. But the nicotine pouches were nothing.
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That’s great.
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Yeah. It was super easy.
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01:14:27
I feel like I have some of that where I’m not that physically addicted to it.
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01:14:33
But, dude, I have friends that have, like, anything gets them. Like, I I had a guy who came over here do a podcast, and he saw that someone had sent us some kratom stuff that I wound up throwing out. I was like, I don’t want, like, this shit anyway. Yeah. And he’s like, don’t take that. I can’t get off of it. Get that kratom away from me.
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01:14:50
Sai have a real
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problem with it. I’m like, really?
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01:14:52
I know someone eighteen years on it.
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01:14:54
What? Yeah. What? Yeah. Eighteen years on a shitty opium?
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01:15:00
Well, because they were using it to get off of opiates.
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01:15:03
Oh, god. And they
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can’t they can’t go without it.
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01:15:06
Wow. But the high is sai, like, whatever.
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01:15:11
Yeah. It’s not I I tried it, and then people were telling meh, be careful. Be careful.
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01:15:16
Oh, Duncan loved it. We had some at the club. Yeah. And Duncan’s like, hey, meh. You got any more of that? Got any more of that liquid heroin, man? I was like, keep it away from Duncan. Yeah.
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He’s so funny to me.
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He’s the best. He’s the best. He’s the best. But we, like, had a whole box of it there that Ron White had left there, and it was gone by Tuesday. I got in there on Tuesday.
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01:15:38
Oh, everyone went there? Where did
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01:15:39
it all go? And it was all Dunkin’.
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It was all Dunkin’. We drank all of them.
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01:15:42
I was drinking two and three a day, man. I go, dude, you’re not even supposed to drink one a day. It’s ai a half a dose. Yeah. Which is really weird. Like, why did they make one of them?
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01:15:51
Beat two doses. Two doses. Yeah.
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01:15:53
That’s crazy. It’s a tiny little shah.
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01:15:54
That’s a good way to get you onto it.
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01:15:56
Yeah. It’s like when you buy a bag of chips and it says, like, how many calories in it per serving. Six chips. Like, what do you why is this this little baggie is not even a single serving? You ai sana
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01:16:06
eat more than that one bag. Of course they know.
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01:16:08
Piece of shit. Yeah.
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01:16:12
Garbage tactic to get people to do it. It’s horrible.
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01:16:14
Sai predatory. It’s just lies. You’re lying about the amount of calories.
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01:16:19
That’s so funny. Yeah.
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01:16:21
But I don’t I think I’m very lucky because I know people that get addicted to weed. Yeah. And they’re I I’ve I have gone a long time without weed and never had any problem.
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01:16:33
Yeah. People get physically addicted. Like, I didn’t really realize that was the thing, but it
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01:16:37
I think it’s just different genetics.
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01:16:40
It totally is.
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01:16:40
You know? Ai, look at Bert. A normal person who drinks as much as him would be dead. Yeah. You’d have, like, real liver problems and and he’s he doesn’t have any problems.
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01:16:49
He’s in the gym in the morning. It’s crazy.
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It’s nuts. So it’s ai, you just gotta deal with the cards you dealt. Like, why don’t I have four aces?
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01:16:56
You just
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01:16:57
Well, you don’t.
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01:16:58
You don’t.
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01:16:58
So what are you gonna do? Yeah. You’re gonna just sit here and fucking complain about everything or what?
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01:17:03
You gotta figure it out. Yeah.
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01:17:04
Figure it out, bitch.
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01:17:06
Yeah.
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01:17:06
Yeah. Figure it out.
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01:17:07
Yeah.
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01:17:07
You need, you know, everybody needs love, everybody needs support, but everybody also needs figure it out, bitch.
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Yeah. There’s not enough of that. Exactly. There’s really not enough of that.
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There’s not.
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Because you really there’s it’s ai there’s you don’t gain anything by doing the, like, how come I don’t get No. This. It’s ai, how come I’m not six six? I don’t know. I’m not. Right? So you just Deal with it. Yeah. You gotta just deal with it.
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01:17:31
I think that’s a real problem where people, you know, if you think about, like, the the you remember that, meh, The Secret? That stupid documentary.
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01:17:41
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like, all you have
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to do is, like, think about things and you can make them happen.
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01:17:45
Yeah.
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01:17:45
Not really. That’s bullshit. But it’s a part of it. It’s a part of Yeah. Making things happen. Like, you can’t just say, I’m gonna fucking breathe underwater. Yeah. I’m just gonna think about it until I could do it. No. You can’t do that.
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01:17:59
Give it a shot.
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01:18:00
Yeah. There’s physical limitations to the human ram. There’s physical limitations for your particular human frame.
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01:18:05
Yeah.
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01:18:06
You know, you can’t get taller. You can’t you you can lose weight. Mhmm. But the key you can’t really do much other than that. Yeah. You can kinda get in good shape for what you got, but what you got is what you got.
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What you got. Yeah.
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01:18:20
But there’s a bunch of people that just think about their problems all the time.
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01:18:23
That’s a it’s an obsession. And what it does is it carries you through time without having to deal with the problem because you just talk about the problem. Right. Right. That’s a big one. I know so many people do that.
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01:18:35
Focus is your problems rather than your solutions. Do you know how many people live in Guatemala in a fucking dirt floored shack would love your problems?
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01:18:45
Yeah. Exactly. Your problems
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01:18:46
are not that big a problem if you’re living in Meh.
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01:18:49
Well, you
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01:18:49
And you have your health.
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01:18:50
You need you have that you need that perspective change from people.
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01:18:53
Exactly.
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01:18:54
Yeah. There’s a big thing of, like, if if your problems become your identity, it’s a fucking because I know people like that. Right? That you’re ai Have
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01:19:02
you ever seen that video? The, the final boss of Woke? It’s like this one trans man who’s ai, I’m a disabled trans man. I’m also on food stamps. I also have, like Ai a real person? It’s and it’s Donald Trump is trying to erase meh. And it’s ai, this is the identity. Like, there’s this this is existential battle, but this final boss has everything wrong with him.
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01:19:35
Yeah. It is you’re not him.
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01:19:37
You’re a girl pretending to be a man. So it’s like you’ve got everything wrong, and it just keeps going on and on. Have you seen this, Jamie? Do you know who it is?
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01:19:47
Sounds like somebody should try to get on stage.
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01:19:49
No. Big fat stupid face. It’s not gonna work. The the whole thing is just like it’s just it’s so crazy that people will just ai there’s a value and a currency to being a victim.
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01:20:00
Yes.
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And so they’ll they’ll add stuff that’s not
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01:20:03
Social media has also helped that a lot. Because there’s plenty of
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01:20:07
people that don’t wanna deal with their shit vatsal go, yes, girl. You go. Yeah. Incredible. Ai doing this to you. Yeah. Did you hear about that lady that got fired from Equinox in Manhattan? She was late 47 times in ten months, and, she sued because of race. She said she got fired for racism, and she won.
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She won.
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It’s a jury and she won $11,000,000.
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No. Meh.
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She did.
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No. And she was, like, 47 Not only
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01:20:35
that, like, you’re working at Equinox. Like, you could work for all of time and you’ll never make $11,000,000. Like, you’re not gonna make $11,000,000, we’re gonna need an Equinox. But yet you won, and and she only worked there for ten months. She was ai 47 times in ten months.
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And that’s why they were firing her? Like, they’re like, you’re just perpetually
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01:20:56
You are always late.
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01:20:58
Yeah.
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And then she’s like, that’s so racist.
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01:21:00
That’s crazy.
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01:21:01
She ai? And she took him to court and won.
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01:21:03
They’re definitely gonna appeal that shit.
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Of course, they’re gonna appeal. But but the thing is Yeah. When you have a jury Yeah. You have a jury of people so fucking stupid, they don’t get out of jury duty.
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Yeah.
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Exactly. And they might be like, yeah, fuck Equinox, man.
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01:21:20
Yeah, man. Give it to me.
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01:21:22
They’re fucking fuck the man, man.
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01:21:24
Because that ai just too lazy to go to the gym. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just like fucking Of
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01:21:27
course. Not just that. It’s a corporation. You don’t think of it as an individual. That’s just a company that’s gonna fuck you over. That’s That’s why people don’t feel bad stealing from work.
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01:21:36
Yeah.
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01:21:37
You know, you don’t feel like you’re stealing like, if someone was working in your house and they were stealing from you, like, they stole your fork, sai where’s my fucking fork?
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01:21:44
Yeah. Like, this is bullshit.
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01:21:45
Ai like Did you find out a guy who worked for you stole your fork? Like, you’re fucking fired.
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01:21:49
Sai did.
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01:21:50
But it’s an office. It’s ai someone, like, takes a fork home. Like, if you have a kitchen in your office, we use a bunch of forks for staff. Yeah. And someone takes that fork, it’s no big deal. It’s the offices. We just need to order more forks, man. These fucking forks keep disappearing.
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01:22:03
And you go over Tom’s house one day, and, like, Tom’s got four of the office forks. Like, did you steal the office forks? I forgot. I just keep forgetting
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to bring them back. They don’t belong to somebody.
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01:22:13
Right. Exactly. It’s not a human. Yeah. It’s a corporation, which is also why corporations can act like fucking psychopaths Yeah. Because they’re also not a human, so they could just do whatever the fuck they have to do, which is why our food supply is so bad. Bad because they’re just trying to maximize profit. They literally have a duty to maximize profit.
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01:22:30
My mom definitely thinks of corporations as they can deal with it.
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Of course.
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01:22:36
And I remember my dad used to tell this story that when when they first got married, they’re at a Holiday Inn, and they were leaving. And then he was like, what is that in the suitcase? And it was their towels. And she was like, is it towels? And he’s like, you can’t take that.
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01:22:50
Shah was like, why? Because it belongs to the Holiday Inn. It’s theirs. And she was like, they have, like, a hundred of them. And he’s like, yeah.
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It’s not ours, though. We can’t This
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01:22:59
is a gift.
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01:23:00
And she’s like, it’s fine. And and, like, everywhere I’ve gone with her, she’s like Oh. You know, she’d be like, can I take this? And, like, that’s funny. We’ve been we’ve been places where I’ve been like, hey. Sorry. My mom wondering if we could take this glass.
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01:23:17
Shah makes you assy.
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01:23:19
Yeah. And then
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01:23:21
I saw a video you were showing your mom these clips. Oh, yeah. The clips from your new Netflix show. Fucking amazing. It was amazing.
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I knew it was I knew it was gonna be a killer. I was like, she’s gonna hate it. And they were like, okay. So we set up a private screening for her.
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01:23:35
It’s also like, why am I watching this? I don’t know if you know, but you’re my mom. Yeah. It’s just so funny. She’s like,
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01:23:42
dude, she fucking shah hated the show so much. She’s
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01:23:45
like Sure.
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Shah told she came over yesterday for Mother’s Day. And I was like she goes, so because that on the rest of that thing, she made me promise that we’re gonna cut the first the first story.
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01:23:57
Yeah.
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She’s like, you you’re definitely not gonna use that. Right? So, eventually, I was like, yeah. We’re cutting it. And so yesterday, she was like, did you cut it? I go, of course not. It’s fucking it’s Netflix’s. And she was like, you pro so you lied to me. And I’m like, mom, I can’t be like, hey.
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01:24:14
Don’t air the first one. She’s like, well, that means you lied to meh, so I’m never coming to a show again, and I’m never gonna do anything, like, related to any of yours. And I go, promise?
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01:24:24
That would love
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01:24:25
if you never came to a show again. Do you know how much of a fucking burden it is to have to babysit when you’re there?
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01:24:31
I was talking to Shane Gillis about a bit he does where people getting upset, people he knows getting upset about a bit. Oh, yeah. And he’s like, yeah. I’ll stop doing that. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
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01:24:42
She found out, by the way, I was on Chrissy d and Giannis’s podcast the day the pope died or the day after. I was in New York, and we’re podcasting. Ai was like, oh, because my mom’s, like, hardcore Catholic. And I was like, let’s call her and just check on her. And I go, we’ll just try to see if maybe the Jews did it. So I call her. I’m like, did you hear about the pope?
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01:25:09
And she’s like, I am devastated, Tommy. I go, I don’t know ram happened, if he was sick, if it was the Jews. And she’s like, what?
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01:25:16
I’m like, we had to cover our mouths. We had to cover our
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01:25:20
mouths and mute the phone. She’s like, she goes, this is the craziest call I’ve ever received. The pope died. Do you think the Jews did it?
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01:25:30
I’m like, I had to
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hang up the phone. And then, like, a week later, she goes, I was on YouTube, and I find that you called me on a show to talk about the clip.
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01:25:43
She’s funny. She found it. She found the clip.
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01:25:46
Yeah. She found an endless well of us fucking with her on YouTube.
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01:25:50
Oh meh god. That’s so funny. Speak of the Juice, have you seen fucking Kanye’s new song? Bro. Bro.
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01:25:57
What is What? Here’s the thing. What? My my First
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01:26:00
of all. Yeah. Kinda catchy.
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01:26:02
Well, that’s the problem with it. That’s the problem. It’s ai the guy from production, like, he’s never lost a step. He can make a beat. He can like, he’s so talented. He’s a genius. He’s a talented producer, man. I do think it’s like when first of all, I think people are kinda done asking him questions because most of the shit he puts out is, like, self release kind of commentary or thoughts.
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01:26:24
Because he’s saying just fucking crate you know?
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01:26:27
It’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.
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01:26:30
But there is a thing where that song is, like, what what are you doing, dude? Like, for what are you doing for real?
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01:26:36
It’s the ultimate pushing back?
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01:26:37
Yeah. I guess. But there is, ai, like, I I I think I have a pretty, you know, let things go kind of vibe to me.
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01:26:46
Obviously. Yeah. Ai fucking show Yeah. Ai, I don’t show is ridiculous.
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01:26:50
It’s ridiculous shah. And I’ve always been like, yes. Say whatever you’re gonna say. But I do think, like, making a catchy song about that, I’m, like, what are you doing, man? Like, you’re just getting at a minimum, you’re just gonna get more people that think it’s cool to sai, ai, Littler. Like, that’s at the minimum.
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01:27:05
Well, I think that’s part of the ram program. Yeah. I think it’s part of what he’s trying
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01:27:10
to do. But, I mean, is that cool to to do? I guess, if you’re like, well, it’s fun to troll the masses and get them to do that. Okay. But what I’m saying is that, like, at a minimum, you’re gonna get less educated people to go, like, this is a fun thing to say. And you’re ai, I mean, is that good? You really want people just walking around, be like, you know, it’s tight, meh.
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01:27:31
How Tyler
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01:27:32
that’s fucking insane. It’s crazy. It is crazy. But it’s also kind of a sign of the times. I guess. Yeah. This is a chaotic world we’re living in. Yeah. And it’s ai, okay. This is this ai of highlights the the benefits. I mean, I wanna say this, like, carefully because I don’t wanna think any I don’t I wanna say real clearly. I don’t support people saying that.
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01:27:56
I don’t think it’s a good thing to say. No. I don’t say it. I certainly don’t think Ai don’t think any racism is good. I don’t think antisemitism is good. I don’t think anti Christianity is good. I don’t think Asian hate is good. I don’t think anything is good.
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01:28:14
But there’s a benefit to just letting people talk. Like, let people say whatever the fuck they wanna say even if it sucks. This is the benefit of Twitter, but this is also the bad part. It’s like the fucking suck is so many millions of hits. Yeah.
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01:28:30
On Twitter, it’s been banned from every platform. Yeah. But is it good to ban things from platforms, or is it better to let it be out there and let people talk about it? Because if you ban it, then people sana hear it more.
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01:28:43
That’s true.
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01:28:43
And then it becomes more popular, and then it kind of supports what he sai, which is that there’s this concerted effort if you talk about Jewish people that they’re gonna remove you from everything, remove you from banking, which is what he’s saying, they run everything.
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01:28:57
Mhmm.
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01:28:57
So if they didn’t, like, if it was just you were talking shit about Puerto Ricans, look what happened to Tony. Nothing.
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01:29:03
Yeah.
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01:29:03
He’s doing great. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, if there’s certain people that you’re allowed to pick on and and make jokes about or or mock or or say something, and you you can get away with it. Yeah.
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01:29:17
Well, I think he’s made his point. I think we all get it now.
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01:29:19
It’s never gonna end. Yeah. But how does it end? This is the question. When I was watching that song, first of all, I was by myself. When I saw first saw the song, I was like, what is this? Yeah. Like, no way.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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No. It’s ai, no way. No way. And I’m I’m watching on my phone, like, yo. And then my first thought was, how does this end? Because this ends. This is gonna end. There’s gonna come a time where they’re gonna realize, like, this is a problem. Yeah. So how does it end? Does it end in assassination?
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Does it end in
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There’s definitely people that sana
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know that. Ruin.
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Yeah. I don’t know what his financial situation is. I know that, like, there’s been all these over the last five years, there’s been times where, like, his, you know, net worth has been reported at, like, such a crazy amount. And then I remember, like, funds were bryden, and he was, like, I don’t have anything. And then it was, like, all back.
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I don’t know what his financial situation is.
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Well, they can’t steal your money
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Yeah.
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But they can de bank you.
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Yeah. Where no one will bank
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with you. Right. So it’s, like, what how does that work? Like, where do you get your ATM card? Yeah. Is it from the Bank of fucking Portugal? Like, what do you have to do? Like, how does that work?
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You know what I thought about when I was when I was watching that video? I was like, how did like, how do you get I don’t know. However many actors
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That’s easy. That’s the easy part.
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I think it’s crazy. I think a lot of people would be like, what?
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Oh, that’s the easy part. You put on a casting call in Ai, everyone’s soulless. They have no fucking soul. Nuts. They just wanna get famous. You’re gonna do a project with Kanye? Okay. Let’s go. Let’s do it. Also, I’m just acting just like that guy in Inglourious Basterds wasn’t really a Nazi.
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Right.
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I’m not really a Nazi. Listen, man. I gotta do what I gotta do. I got kids to feed.
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Yeah. It’s nuts. It’s pretty nuts. He’s look. He’s super talented, man. Ai one of my thoughts after hearing that song was, like, man, I wish he would release the song with, like, a different you know what I meh? With a different hook. Like
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Yeah. Personally, it happened.
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No. I know he’s not going to, but that’s what I one of my thoughts was Ai was like, man, I wish he he would
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It’s so crazy. It’s so crazy because his last album before that was a banger. It’s ai he came out of the gate showing people that, like, he still got it. Like, yeah, you might have pulled me off all these platforms. Yeah. You might have de banked me. You might have taken away my Yeezy deal with Adidas, but ram, I still got it.
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And he’s and that one was released everywhere. Right? Yeah. That’s been all time.
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01:31:38
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. That’s in the Spotify playlist that we play in the green room all the ai. You know, there’s some fucking killer songs in that, man. Yeah.
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He’s he’s Classics. Yeah.
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Classics. He’s got so many bangers.
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Yeah.
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But, you know, this one, he’s just, like, letting people I I guess in his eye I mean, I don’t know. I haven’t talked to him about it. But Ai guess he’s, like, I’ll do whatever the fuck I want.
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Well, clearly. I’m gonna do
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whatever the fuck I want.
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Yeah. Clearly.
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So I’m gonna do the one thing that you’re never ever ever supposed to do. I’m gonna make a catchy song. It’s Ai Hitler.
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Yeah. Yeah. That’s It’s just ai, woah. That is the ultimate, like Woah. I’ll do whatever the fuck I want.
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Yeah. And he had to say, like, in the casting, there’s, like, a description of all the stuff if you wanna be a part of this production. Like, you have to be comfortable with swastikas.
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Is that what’s in the
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He’s got a diamond encrusted swastikas.
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That’s that’s vatsal insane, dude.
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By the way, You know a Jews hold them that? Probably.
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Ai at least apply the diamonds. Yeah.
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01:32:37
Where the diamonds come from?
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That’s insane.
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The Jewish people have been controlling diamonds for a long time. It’s insane. They’re very smart about the diamonds because the diamonds aren’t even really that valuable. You know
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01:32:47
what you know what’s fucking crazy in in jewelry? Because, see, this is one thing that, like, I don’t trust about. There’s certain businesses where you’re like, I don’t know what I’m looking at.
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Right.
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Right?
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Right.
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So, like, a car, for instance, you have the reference to go, like, how much should this cost? Right. Right? And Right. So, like, it gives you some personal Right.
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You see a Lamborghini, you know, that’s, like, a $300,000 car.
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And you can, like, check with people. Yeah. Yeah. But, like, a piece of jewelry? Right. This guy who I Ai bought a watch from was, like, this jewelry is, like, you know, this ring or whatever. It’s, like, whatever, $50,000 or something. I was like, oh, wow. He’s like, do you want it? I was like, I don’t know.
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And and then, like, a month or two later, he he sent me the same thing. He’s like, trying to move this now. Do you want it for, like, 20? What? And I was like I didn’t I was like, it’s 20? He’s like, yeah. I’m just trying to move it now.
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What does
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that mean? Well, you owe on it. What does it really cost?
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That’s what I’m saying. Yeah. And so you kinda go ai, wait a minute. So I was gonna pay $30,000 more for it?
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01:33:59
That would just go to you?
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01:34:00
That’s so gross. Right?
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It is gross. I would never trust that guy.
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Ai just really turned me off, man.
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Well, you know, it’s really good. Fake diamonds that are real diamonds.
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Yeah.
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Girls don’t want them. Right. I was reading this whole thing about the demand and supply for lab created diamonds that are absolutely diamonds. They’re not fake diamonds. It’s a real ai, but it’s not a diamond that’s pulled out of the ground by slaves.
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It’s just lab generated.
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Yeah. It’s not like a blood diamond. Sai, like, well
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And girls are like, I don’t want that shit.
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I don’t want it. It’s not real. Oh, no. It’s not real.
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I want someone to suffer first.
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Well, it’s not that. What it is is the same thing as not wanting a fake Rolex. Even though it’s ai physically the exact same thing as a Rolex. Yeah. It’s sai but that’s at least a brand like, if you’re a person who loves engineering and craftsmanship Yeah. Like you, like, I don’t sana, you know, someone to rip off someone’s work. Yeah. Like, that’s art.
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Like ai a like your watch, that’s a piece
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of arya.
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Yeah. It’s a piece of art. Yeah. So that makes sense you wouldn’t want a fake piece of art. But a diamond is just it’s just elements compressed over ai. Yeah. And they figured out how to do that where they make perfect diamonds.
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Fraction of the costume or something. Right?
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But the demand is super low. Yeah. Wow. 99% less.
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99?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. In some cases, especially the big ones. Yeah.
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I was gonna say she got, like, three carat Yeah. Diamond. Right. Right.
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Right. The ladies don’t want them.
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Yeah.
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And Ai never really want ai.
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It’s so crazy.
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I don’t know.
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That’s one of the
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things cheap.
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That I feel so
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Do you think I’m cheap? They don’t want that shit, dude.
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She finds out that what you got her was, like, the the shittier version.
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01:35:51
Lab created, but it’s not even shittier. Right. The thing is, like, lab created diamonds are actual diamonds. It’s literal alchemy. Remember, like, in the, like, the old days, like, they were trying to figure out a way to use, like, all these chemicals to make gold. That was what alchemists are for. Like, kings would spend insane amounts of money on these alchemists to try to get these alchemists to figure out.
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01:36:12
Manufacture I I think I can make gold for you, sire. Yeah. Yeah. I need a laboratory. Yeah. And these dudes are sniffing fucking mercury all day and dying young.
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Yeah. It’s the craziest thing
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to spend on.
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But imagine if the lady’s like, no. You made that gold in a lab. I don’t want it. Ai don’t want it. I want real gold that’s from Africa that came out of the ground.
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Yeah. We just want the real thing.
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I want the real stuff that they picked out of the
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river. Yeah.
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I want the real stuff they got from Alaska. I want the real stuff. You know what? But it’s just
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gold, baby.
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It’s gold. It’s just an element. It’s
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there’s sai Who
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cares where it’s from? No. No. I want stuff that’s forged inside of
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a sun. How many women out there do you think to rock something that they’re so proud of that if they go to get it assessed. It has to happen all the time. It happened to my family. It did? Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. I don’t wanna say who. Yeah. But someone relevant not, like, close
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Yeah.
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But broke up with the guy and found out that it was a cubic zirconium. That’s hilarious.
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LOL. That’s very funny.
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But perfect for that guy. I was like, that guy is such a piece of shit. I knew it. I could have told you it was a fake diamond.
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That’s so funny.
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Ai laughed so hard. Yeah.
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So she took it to the jeweler. Alright.
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Well, she’s like, I got to break up with this guy. I don’t have any money.
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01:37:31
She’s she’s
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living with this shyster, this fucking guy who’s like a just dirtbag and, you know, but had some money, but not real money. Just like a just bullshit artist.
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Yeah. And she’s like, oh, he’s
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a bullshit artist. I gotta leave him. Oh, fuck. Fuck. So she’ll out, like, I’m sana, you know, off $10. Yeah. I’ll sell this ai.
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They’re like, I’ll give you a hundred bucks. It’s great.
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01:37:51
Worth nothing. They didn’t want any of it. They didn’t it’s not worth anything.
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01:37:53
That’s amazing.
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01:37:55
Fake ai worth zero money.
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Zero money.
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Looks exactly ai like if you’re in a party. Yeah. If you go to a party, if you’re a woman, you have this beautiful big ass fucking rock and you walk in and everyone’s like, look at tyler ring. Oh ai god. It’s sparkling. Nobody knows. Nobody has any idea that it’s fake.
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No one knows.
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You I mean, literally, it’s again, it’s not a fake Ferrari.
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Well, that was the thing, Chad Ochocinco, the football player. Because, like, a lot of the athletes, they rock diamond earrings and stuff. He was ai he was like, yeah. I wear Fakes. Fakes. He’s like especially because, like, from whether it’s on the field or going out, he’s like, I have a real one at home. You You know?
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I was like, I go out, I wear the fake one.
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Well, he saved a lot of money.
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A lot of money. Yeah. He was also, like, always very on top of, like, not overspending.
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01:38:38
Very smart dude. Very smart dude. For everything except ai, he has this very Did
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01:38:43
he fight?
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Bizarre idea. Like, him and Shannon Sharpe argue all the ai.
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About oh.
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01:38:47
It’s bizarre idea that he could, like, fight MMA guys and beat them.
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01:38:50
That’s crazy. That’s crazy.
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01:38:52
Well, it’s the reason why he was such a great athlete.
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Yeah. Confidence. Crazy confidence.
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Just unstoppable belief in yourself, which listen. He’s such a great athlete that if he did compete in MMA, he probably would be a world champion. Because he’s got that like, if Michael Jordan decided he was gonna if MMA existed when Michael Jordan was alive
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01:39:12
Yeah. He’d
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probably be the light heavyweight champion of the world. Right. Ai probably figure out a way to fuck everybody else up. Yeah. And then also, like, this drive, this championship ai. This is just it’s just rare humans that choose to focus on football or soccer or basketball or whatever it is.
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01:39:27
You know.
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The thing they get obsessed with.
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But if they put the same amount of energy from the same amount in at at the an early enough age, like, there’s certain, like, barriers that cannot be overcome. And one of them is, like, physical maturity. Like, once you’re, like, 36 years old, if you start boxing at 36 years old, I don’t care what, you’re not gonna be a world champion. Yeah. It’s too hard.
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It’s too hard to, like Yeah. It’s also what you saw with, like, Francis Ngannou when you ai Anthony Joshua.
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01:39:52
Yeah. That’s the difference.
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01:39:54
You know, you can’t just jump on in and fight like an Olympic gold medalist. It’s ai been doing it his whole life. He’s gonna do things to you. Yeah. You’re not gonna know what he’s doing and he’s gonna crack you. Yeah. It’s just but the reason why he thinks that, ai, Occhio Cinco thinks that is because he was a fucking monster athlete.
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01:40:13
Yeah.
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It’s ai, he knows how hard he works. He knows how gifted he is. Yeah. But he just thinks but if, you know, you put him in there with a ai, like a Dreykus du Plessis or something like that, like, he gives you a fucking mold.
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No. He’s thinking, meh, because he was a fucking precision route runner, like, great
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01:40:30
guy. When someone’s mounting you drilling elbows in your eye sana.
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01:40:34
I know. It doesn’t matter.
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01:40:35
Like, it doesn’t matter. You you don’t know how to block them. You don’t know how to stop the rear naked choke. You don’t you don’t know how to stop the trip. You don’t know which way to roll on a heel hook.
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01:40:45
Like, They’re like, I’ll figure that shit out.
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01:40:47
No. You’re gonna sana your knees ripped apart.
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01:40:50
Yeah.
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01:40:50
You meh knocked unconscious. Yeah. It’s like this Grimy. Reality. But it’s I love the fact that people think that way.
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01:40:57
There’s a lot. That think like that. Outspoken.
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01:41:00
It’s my mentality, bro. Yeah. My mentality. I can’t lose. Yeah. I understand. I Ai have that stupid part of my brain too, but I’m also smart enough to go, hey, fuck face. Like, I have two people in my head. Yeah. I have like
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01:41:12
this I can do it.
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01:41:12
I have the general who tells me what to do. Mhmm. And then I have, like, the soldiers, like, wait a minute. Yeah. This is gonna get me killed.
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01:41:20
Yeah. Yeah.
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01:41:20
This is fucking I’m not running with a hand grenade into all these bullets flying meh way.
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01:41:25
No. And you know enough seen enough fighting to know what your limits are with the right
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01:41:30
with martial arts is the big one. It’s ai you don’t know, man. There’s little tiny dudes that can choke you to death, and you you have no idea. You you in your mind, you’re like, they meh new shit to me. Yeah. Motherfucker. I could bench 300.
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01:41:43
Yeah.
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And next thing you know, arm drag. He’s got your back. Yeah. You can’t get away. I just have a body triangle on. And you don’t let it tap out, but you have to.
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You have to.
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01:41:53
You’re dead. You’re dead. It’s over.
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01:41:55
That’s why it’s good it’s good to do, like, to even ai all those things. Like, I’ve done a little bit of, you know, boxing, striking. I’ve done a little bit of jujitsu. Mhmm. It’s great to have the awareness. You’re like, oh, wow. Yeah. This is gonna happen.
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Ai wake up call. Yeah. Yeah. When I first started doing jiu jitsu, I was already, like, a very accomplished striker. I was really good at ai. So I was like, I know how to fight. And then I went to jiu jitsu class, I got my ass kicked every day. Yeah. I was like, this is crazy. I was so wrong. Yeah. I have this completely distorted idea of my abilities.
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Yeah. Yeah. That that really humbles you. Right?
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It’s a lot of people walking around out there, especially meh. They just think they know how to fight. Yeah. It’s like a terrible thing to find out on YouTube. Like, to see people find out that you don’t really know how to ai, you just think, you know, ai you gonna bluff your way?
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I think that’s the there’s the male thing. Men think they know how to ai.
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01:42:47
Mhmm.
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That they’re funny. Mhmm. That they fuck good.
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Yeah.
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And that they can drive. Right. Those are, like, the four things that they’re, like, I can do all that shit. Yeah.
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01:42:56
Yeah. Delusions. Yeah. There’s, like, manly things you don’t want someone to be better than you at. Yeah. And you get delusional things.
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Those four are the ones that, like, come up the most,
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01:43:05
I think. Pool’s another one. Shoot. Pool? Yeah. A lot of guys pretend they’re good at pool.
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Yeah. I’ve had
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a bunch of dudes say they play good pool. I’m like, really? Let’s find out. Let’s find out.
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01:43:15
Arya the do any ever surprise you that they are pretty good? Never.
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01:43:18
Never. Not one. Not one. Nope.
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01:43:21
Wow. That’s actually oh, I thought you would find at least a couple. Nope. So they’re always ai
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01:43:26
No. Usually, people that are really good at pool, they’ll tell you, like, oh, yeah. I used to play a lot. I played a lot of tournaments. I did this or that. Like, where did you where
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did you play? Clear.
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01:43:34
And they’re ai, oh, I played at Chelsea Billiards in New York City.
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01:43:37
Oh, okay.
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01:43:38
Okay. Okay. Did you do a lot of tournaments? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did a lot of gambling. It was fucking me up in high school. Like, okay.
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01:43:44
This ai
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01:43:45
I get it. You’re you you know what you’re talking about. But the ai like, yeah, man. I’m fucking good at pool. I’m like, are you? Where do you play? It’s ai, oh, in bars mostly. Ai, right. Right. So it’s one of two things happening. Either they’re trying to sucker you into a game and they are really good at pool Mhmm. Or they’re delusional.
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And every time I’ve ever experienced
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it, it’s delusional. Wow.
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01:44:04
There’s a lot of people, dude. Like famous people.
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01:44:07
Really?
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01:44:07
Oh, yeah. Yeah. A bunch.
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01:44:09
Yeah. They’re like, I’m pretty good. Bring them over.
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01:44:11
I don’t wanna say names, but bring them over out of the table and they’re like, what the fuck?
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01:44:13
Oh, you have to tell me these names after.
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01:44:15
Tell you afterwards.
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01:44:16
Yeah. Yeah. It’s fun. That’s it’s fun to see somebody. Yeah. Yeah.
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01:44:21
It’s fun. But but, you know, it’s one of those things that people ai like a lot of men sana think they’re good at poker, like, oh, I could read people. Like, sure.
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01:44:30
Oh, yeah. That’s another one. Dudes think they’re good at playing cards.
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01:44:32
Poker’s a a great one. Arya Shafir. When we were, at the store, Arya, for years, made a living playing poker.
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01:44:41
He made a living doing that?
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01:44:42
A hundred percent. He would go and play in the bicycle club and all those
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01:44:46
So he went to get
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very good at poker. But he would tell you, but, like, all these people think they can play. They don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Because they play ai. Like, he’s just intelligent and calculated. Yeah. He he knows You
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01:44:58
know who’s really good? Who? Philip Lee and his wife. Oh, really? They play in tournaments.
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01:45:03
Oh, wow.
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01:45:03
Margarita and Philip, they play in tournaments.
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01:45:05
So does Bruce Buffer. Bruce Buffer played in the World Series of Poker.
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I never I never got into poker. And I remember when I was working in post production, like, in the early two thousands, the it was starting to get more and more. Like, now it’s, I think, immensely popular. But there was, like, a there was, like, a uptick when they started to, like, televise it.
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You know what it was? You know what made it an uptick? No. You could see the cards when it went home. You know who’s got what.
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You know who’s got what.
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Right. Sai you’re watching it play out. That’s a huge element that’s going home. Because, Anthony Giordano, my friend from the UFC, who, he does, all the UFC direction. He’s done my comedy specials too. He explained it to me. He’s ai, the moment you could see those cards, that changed the game.
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Because it now made it exciting for people to watch. Because you’re watching people play poker. You don’t know what anybody’s hand is until the end. This is stupid. But if there’s, like, you got a camera. So, like, as they fan open their cards, there’s a camera under the table.
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And shows you what they got. And it
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01:46:00
shows you what everybody’s got. Ai, oh.
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01:46:02
That’s more exciting. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah.
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01:46:04
Oh, yeah. Sai it’s way more fun.
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Dude, I don’t I don’t even know how to play poker, and I would accept invites to poker games. And what happens is you start playing with, like, how you think to play, and people start when they don’t know you, they’re like, this guy, he’s either fucking really ballsy and good or he’s a retard.
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01:46:24
And, like and that’s what would happen to me is, like, couple games in, people were like, okay. Yeah. This guy. And then pretty soon, they’re like, do you play poker? And I was like, I’m I’m not really sure what we’re doing here.
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They’re like, get the fuck out
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01:46:38
of here, man. Well, they also wanna rob you. Yeah. That’s a big thing too because you’re a big fish.
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Well, I wasn’t I wasn’t at all that. At the dawn. No. No. No. I I was just, like, going, like, with people from work. You know? I was just, like, doing it socially.
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01:46:51
That’s gotta be a a thing where a lot of people, like, that are really wealthy that get into gambling.
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01:46:56
Oh, be at Target? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I’m sure.
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01:46:59
Well, that’s a big thing with, pool players too is, occasionally, poker players. Because poker players, a lot of them, they gamble on a bunch of different stuff. You know, a lot of them are just gambling addicts.
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Totally.
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01:47:12
And so there was, always a bunch of poker players that would play pool, and they were kind of okay at pool, but they would get insane spots. Like, sai, if, like, I knew this guy that was playing one pocket for, like, a hundred thousand dollars a sai. And, one pocket is a weird game where the pool table has six pockets. Yeah.
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01:47:32
And so, like, if we’re playing one pocket, you would have this pocket on the ai, I’d have this pocket on the left. Uh-huh. And there’s 15 balls. And so all I have to do is make, eight balls
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01:47:45
Into your
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ai hole and I win the
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01:47:46
game Meh. Okay.
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01:47:47
Normally. But if you don’t know how to play and I’m trying to sucker you into playing, man, Ai go, okay. Listen. Ai spot you on 15 ball game. I’ll spot you 13 balls. 13? 13 balls. You just have to get two. We’re gonna play for big money.
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01:48:04
We’re We’re gonna play for race to five for a hundred thousand dollars. Wow. So that means we’re in a game of one pocket takes a long time. It’s not like a game of nine ball. Game of nine ball, you could be be done two minutes.
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01:48:18
You just run the rack, you know,
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01:48:20
like a good player. Anywhere you can go. Yeah. But in this case, you have to go ai pocket. Exactly.
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01:48:25
One pocket. And and you can’t leave a shot because if you’re playing a good player sai, like, if if you were playing what if, like okay. Me. Let’s say me because I’m like a what I would call I’m like what’s called a b player. Like, I can’t beat pros, but compared to regular people, oh my god. You are you how do you play so good? Yeah. Yeah.
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01:48:45
Regular people don’t know how to play. That’s that’s why it is.
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Right.
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But if I played ai a pro, like, if I played like, my friend Fedor Gorst, who’s, like, world champion. Yeah. Like, I would probably need, like out of 15 balls, I’d probably need 11 balls to to have a chance. And even then, I’m probably getting robbed.
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Really? Yeah. Because he’s just gonna
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He’s gonna figure out a way to never leave me a shah, and then he’s gonna calculate when he has a shah, can he open up the stack and then run all the other balls? Because you don’t break ai you break with eight ball. When you break break with one pocket, it’s a very calculated game. And it’s a big gambling game.
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01:49:24
The most money gets spent on On one Like, I was just watching online the other day a game they’re playing for $240,000. Yeah. It was was a match for $240,000. I think it was a three day match.
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I gotta watch one of these. It’s
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01:49:39
the pressure’s insane. But this ai, Justin Bergman, who’s, like, one of the best players in the world, was playing this ai, and he gave him a crazy spot. I think it was, I think it was it might have been like he had a it was something crazy ai ten six or something like that, where he had a he had to make 10 balls to the guy and make six balls.
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And the guy was a good player too.
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And so if you’re so this is like it’s more like chess almost, it feels like. Right? Mhmm. Because you’re like either calculating, like, have
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enough risk reward because, like, say, you might have a long spot in your hole, and if you make it, you have all these balls and you can run out the set or you can run out the game.
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Mhmm.
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But if you miss, you’re selling out, and this guy only has to make six balls, and he might be able to make six balls because
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And it’s any six?
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01:50:22
Exactly. Any six.
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01:50:24
Wow.
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01:50:24
It’s just any ball just has to be in your hole in any order. It’s not a a ai. It’s not like a rotation game, ai, one through nine or eight ball where you’re ai, I got stripes, you got solids. It’s just
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It’s just Anything goes.
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Any ball in that hole.
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And, like, the really, really good players can spot you that much and you still don’t have a chance.
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01:50:42
You don’t have a chance. And there’s a really good players ai there’s a guy named Tony Chohan who’s real famous. Mhmm. His nickname’s T Meh. And he’s ai a big time money gambler. And there’s another guy named Scott Frost who’s a friend of mine Yeah. Who’s like one of the biggest one pocket players of all time. Guarantee you Scott Frost has gambled over the course of his life.
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01:51:02
Millions of dollars have changed hands with Scott Frost playing pool in one pocket. Yeah. He’s, like, one of the best one pocket players, like, literally ever. And these guys are playing you know, they’ll meet up in Kentucky. They’ll they’ll they’ll have stake courses and then people on the rail.
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01:51:19
So all the people that are watching are gambling
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as well.
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So you might have a you know, there might be a set that’s being played for half a million dollars.
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01:51:27
Fucking
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hate. Yeah. Ai, this one that I was watching, the Justin Bergman was, $240,000 they were playing for. Fuck. Yeah. And who knows how many people gamble on the side?
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That’s what I’m saying. Like, it’s it’s generating a lot more.
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01:51:39
Oh, it’s crazy.
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That’s when you think about, like I think it’s easy to forget when you’re just into, like, the game, like, the amount of money that changes hands speak to week with the NFL.
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01:51:48
Oh god.
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01:51:49
Oh my god.
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01:51:50
Oh my god. Oh my god.
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01:51:51
Billions. Billions. Billions. Billions.
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01:51:53
Sai to be. Shah to
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be. It is such a gambling machine.
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01:51:57
Oh, yeah.
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01:51:57
And, like, the NFL kinda, like, goes, like, no. It’s not. No. It’s about the grid ai. But then they also got to the point where it’s ai, you know, they couldn’t ignore it because then you have sponsorships, right, of, like, there’s gambling sites. Like, we’re the official gambling spot. Yeah. So it’s all intermediate. Kings. Yeah.
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We’re just part of
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01:52:20
it. Listen. I’m all for you being able to do whatever the fuck you sana do. Yeah. I I like it. I don’t like rules that regulate people’s stupidity.
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Mhmm.
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01:52:28
I think if you want You just
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done as you want.
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01:52:29
If you wanna do flips on your dirt bike, you should be able to do that. Yeah. So you should also be able to gamble your life away. If you wanna do that. I don’t think you should.
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01:52:37
Not the yeah.
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01:52:38
But but I believe in Ai I believe in Darwinism. I believe you you’re supposed to let people, like, lose everything.
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01:52:47
Yeah. $20.24, a hundred and 40 8 point 7 billion dollars gambled.
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01:52:54
That’s interesting because that’s what Doge found they speak on transgender animal studies, the exact amount. That’s no.
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01:53:01
Bro, that’s so much money.
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01:53:03
Hundred and 48,000,000,000. 3 a speak? 3 a week? Listen. Compared to what the United States government chews up every day, that’s not
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01:53:10
the No. That’s true. This is just The United States too. This doesn’t include the
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01:53:13
other countries. That’s so crazy. And that’s just football?
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01:53:16
No. No. It’s all sports, but most
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01:53:18
Oh, all sports. It’s gotta
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01:53:19
be mostly football, but Yeah. It’s a lot of football. Well,
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01:53:21
there’s been a lot of scandals with the NBA. Right?
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01:53:24
Well, yeah. The the Referees? Shaven Point? Sana, I think is his name. That was nuts.
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01:53:30
There’s gotta be a lot of those dirtbags out there, which totally
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makes sense. And it’s so funny too because the NBA, there’s like, in football, there’s this thing that happens where, like, every single down, you could call holding
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01:53:42
if you
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wanted to. Holding just happens in every play. Right?
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01:53:46
Right.
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Every play. But what they tend to call are egregious holds, meaning that the guy who’s the defender is going past you, and you see the offensive guy’s arm extended pulling the jersey, ai, I would call that.
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01:53:59
Mhmm.
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01:54:00
Basketball, it is so ticky tack what can be called and what can be ignored and what is ignored and what is called, and it’s just, like, ref to ref. Mhmm. Like, there’s these clear, palming, traveling charges. Like, you you see it sometimes. You’re like, what was that? Like Right.
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01:54:18
Fingertips, like, graze the guy’s arya, and they fucking call the foul. Mhmm. And then somebody gets hacked. No foul. Right.
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And it’s just you kinda go, well, that’s just, like, in the moment of the game. And, like, if that guy wants to be dirty, ai, the the one was
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01:54:34
Mhmm. You can make some money.
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01:54:35
You oh my god.
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01:54:36
Yeah. And if you got you’re working for the meh or something something like that, like, this is your job. Your job is to shave points. Your job is to make sure that this these guys don’t score as much to
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01:54:45
They just keep calling the fouls on the other guys, sending you to the foul line and God. Keep that spread open. It’s really gross, man. Yeah. There’s a real problem with it with MMA too. Is it really?
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01:54:56
Yeah. Yeah. There’s a real problem with MMA, with, here’s a problem with MMA gambling, incompetent judging.
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01:55:03
Well, that’s the thing. Is it incompetent or is it Dirty. Dirty. With boxing too. Yeah. We’ve never seen anything
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01:55:10
Oh, yeah.
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01:55:11
Because, like, even the layperson can watch someone beat the shit out of somebody and be like, this guy’s fucking whooping this guy’s ass. Mhmm.
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01:55:19
And then And you see
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the decision go the other way, and you’re like, I don’t know. What happened?
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01:55:22
There’s been a few decisions like that. There was one lady in Vegas, and she got barred from ever, referee or judging fights again. So There’s a few fights that she was involved with. Everybody was like, what the fuck?
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01:55:33
And she was the Yeah. We don’t know. Common denominator.
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01:55:36
I don’t know if she’s ever been charged. I don’t sana mention her name.
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01:55:39
Yeah.
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01:55:39
But I know that there was, like, a real issue. It was a real issue with world title fights. Yeah. Where people are, like, how the fuck is this? Because if sai look if say if, like, your, sai it’s Canelo Alvarez is fighting someone that you know he’s gonna win. Yeah. You know he’s gonna be.
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01:55:56
But you can place a prop bet on it being a split decision. Mhmm. Or a majority decision. All you have to do is get one person to say it’s a draw.
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01:56:07
And that’s it.
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01:56:08
And, like, look, he’s gonna win.
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01:56:09
He’s gonna win.
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01:56:10
He’s gonna win either way. But if I want to place a shit ton of money
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01:56:15
Yeah.
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01:56:16
On this one thing, some dirty judge could score the draw.
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01:56:22
Yeah.
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01:56:22
And you just have to convince that dirty judge. Like, just listen. It doesn’t matter. You’re not affecting this guy’s career.
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01:56:28
Yeah.
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01:56:28
He’s gonna get the win. No one’s gonna remember. Just make it a majority decision. Yeah. And you just gotta justify why you thought I’m I’m a big fan of defense.
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01:56:38
Yeah. I think the
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01:56:38
other guy just, like, blocked a lot of punches. I thought it was great.
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01:56:42
It it’s really it’s there’s so meh, I feel like, in combat sports where the judging is
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01:56:48
sai subjective. Yeah. But it’s just for a fighter, the crazy thing is you lose half your purse. Yeah. Because, like, you might get, you know, a hundred thousand to fight and then a hundred thousand dollars to win. Mhmm. And so if they they hit you with a bullshit decision, you lost a hundred grand
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01:57:05
That’s
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01:57:05
because some hometown decision or some corruption.
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01:57:09
Yeah. It’s really unique that you have a sport when you think about it where there’s a subjective Right. Winner.
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01:57:17
Right. It’s not like football.
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01:57:18
Right. Where there’s the score.
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01:57:19
Every time to score. Yeah. Basketball. Ball goes in the meh. Score. You could shave point. You could bullshit, you know. Yeah. Yeah. But if you got a if you’re playing Michael Jordan, he’s gonna score on you.
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01:57:28
Yes.
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01:57:29
Like, you what do you got? How are you gonna stop him? You’re not gonna stop him. Right? So, like, the numbers he puts up are the numbers he puts up. But in boxing and in MMA, like, remember when Roy Jones lost in the Olympics? Do you remember that?
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01:57:40
Yes. Yes. Yes.
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01:57:41
He lost the Olympics in Korea. Yeah. And he fucked that dude up. He beat that dude from pillar to post. That was 100%.
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01:57:48
Yeah.
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01:57:49
It was nationalism. It was like ai was in Korea. Like, Koreans are very proud. And they’re like, he won. Like, what? Yeah. Yeah. Roy Jones junior in his ai, in the Olympics. Or not even in his prime yet.
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01:58:00
Yeah. He fucked that guy up.
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01:58:01
Fucked that guy up. Yeah. And, you know, there’s been a few decisions like that in boxing where you’re ai, how is this?
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01:58:07
The one because I I watched a video on this, I think, recently too, where I was like, oh, what was the explanation where it was Kennedy, Tim right? Is that his name? The fighter?
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01:58:18
Tim Kennedy?
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01:58:18
Right? Is that his name? Sure. Fighting the the Cuban ai? Yoel Romero. Yeah. Yeah. That was a That was
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01:58:25
a bad one.
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01:58:25
That was bad.
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01:58:26
That was a bad one. Yeah. That was a We’re like You know, I wanna I don’t know if that’s the referee’s fault or whatever, but he didn’t get off of his stool. So Kennedy Tim had rocked him real bad at the end of the round, ai, real bad. And then Yoel came went to his corner wobbling fucking out of it.
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01:58:43
And at the end of the one minute break that you’re supposed to have sat on the stool, it should be it’s over.
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01:58:50
It’s over.
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01:58:50
It should be it’s over. But he got an additional I sana say more than thirty seconds to recover before he got and then he wind up beating Tim. But also ai for the guy who was fucking him up for Tim, it’s ai, no, this fight is over. You’re fucking me.
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01:59:05
Yeah. Yeah.
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01:59:06
Yeah. I’m getting fucked here.
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01:59:07
Yeah. Yeah.
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01:59:07
And so then your
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01:59:08
Your brain starts to
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01:59:09
And then you get out of your fight mindset, which has to be Meh.
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01:59:13
Because he’s get you’re getting into the injustice mindset. Like, why isn’t anybody fucking doing anything?
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01:59:18
Yes. Yes. Yes.
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01:59:18
And there was that was just ai a
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01:59:20
Yes. Oversight. Crazy. Yeah. I don’t know who to I don’t wanna pass blame.
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01:59:25
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But someone popped up. Yeah.
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01:59:27
It should have been in my mind, the one minute, get up. Are you gonna get up? Ai over. This guy won.
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01:59:34
Yeah.
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01:59:34
That’s it. He retired on his stool. Fuck you. Yeah. Ai over. That’s what it should have been ai my in my mind. Also, when the fight when the the round does go over one minute and the guy doesn’t get up, you’ve you put a burden on Kennedy that is just, like, totally unfair. Yeah. Totally unfair, especially when he was rocking him at the end of the round.
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01:59:55
Like, this this is, like, the more time he gets to recover there’s a reason why in boxing, you only get ten seconds. Yeah. You know, the more time he gets to recover, the more it’s possible that he can win. This is not fair. Yeah.
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02:00:06
Like, it’s supposed to be one minute and that’s it. If the fight doesn’t restart at one meh, he’s not ready, it’s over. Yeah. So that’s only happened once. And, unfortunately, for Tim, it happened to him.
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02:00:17
Yeah. That does suck.
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02:00:18
It was a bummer. Yeah. It was a bummer because Yoel Romero went on to I mean, Yoel was a freak of all freaks. So, like Yeah. The guy could recover, and he was also, like, just built like a superhero.
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02:00:29
No. He looked like a goddamn pit bull.
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02:00:32
He’d be part of the Cuban athlete program. Yeah. Mhmm. Yeah.
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02:00:36
Ram in the
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02:00:38
head. Bro, everybody who fought him said that, like, hitting him hurt.
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02:00:42
Hitting him. So he
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02:00:42
was, like, he’s, like, made out of metal. They all said that. Every but he said, like, every like Robert Whitaker who beat him twice, who’s the middleweight champion, he’s, like, every time you hit him, it hurt you. Like, he’s just different. Mhmm.
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02:00:55
Yeah. Freaky guy.
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02:00:56
Yeah. So, like, if Chad Ocherchenko thinks he was gonna beat that guy
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02:01:00
No.
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02:01:01
Like No. Listen, bro. No. Like, there’s people like you out there Yeah. That also really know how to fight. Yeah. You know? Like, there’s, like, people that have that. That’s a problem with, like, really tough guys. They think they’re the only one like that.
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02:01:12
Like Yeah.
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02:01:16
It’s ai you don’t wanna discourage that in a fighter Yeah. Because that’s the thing that gets them to a championship level in the first place is this belief that they’re just different
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02:01:25
Yeah.
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02:01:26
Than everybody. They’re the they’re the chosen one that they’re destined for this. But the wake up call that those guys get when they get knocked unconscious is the craziest thing. It’s ai the reality, like, oh ai god. Sai am the victim now. Yeah. I ram what I have been doing to other people. Someone just did to meh, and now it’s over.
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02:01:44
That has to rock you on such a deep level. The deepest. Well, because it’s also it fucks with your identity Exactly. Like who you are.
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02:01:52
Oh, yeah. Your worst. Your whole
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02:01:54
yeah. Your whole self worth.
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02:01:56
Your girlfriend’s not attracted to you anymore? Yeah. You just got laid out? Yeah. I think Ai, everybody thinks of you as a loser now? Yeah. Hey. I had a rough one Saturday, What happened? What happened? Hey. What happened? And all your that fat stupid fucking neighbor that’s happy that you’re a loser now? Yeah.
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02:02:10
Ai, yeah. Wasn’t your night, pal?
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02:02:12
Yeah. Happens to all of us.
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02:02:14
And you’re like, hey, man. Fuck you. Yeah. Like, listen. You know? Maybe fucking take a job where you’re not getting punched in the head, stupid. Don’t get mad at me. Yeah. No. Exactly. People love it when the dominator fails.
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02:02:26
Yeah. We like to you know, it’s funny because we like to, like, sai, I think I feel I don’t know if it’s just all over the world or it feels like it’s kind of American. We’d love to discover someone Mhmm. Ride with them, want everyone to know this is who Ai been with this person from the beginning. Mhmm.
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02:02:45
See them reach a certain ai, then go, oh, fuck him.
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02:02:48
Like, ai that
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02:02:50
guy, and then bring him down. You see it all the time.
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02:02:52
Well, because our society is infested with bitches. Ai, an apartment filled with roaches, our society is infested with bitches. Yeah. And there’s always gonna be people that don’t do their best, that don’t go for things, that don’t try real hard, that never put themselves out there.
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02:03:07
And so some when someone does and fails, they’re ai, Yeah. And they sana troll them on social
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02:03:14
media. You know? You’re not better than me.
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02:03:15
I tell so many fighters, you gotta stay offline. Because I I’ve talked to fighters, like, when they’re arguing with people online Yeah. And I’ll meet them. I’ll see them, like, hey, man, listen to me. I know you think you’re doing, like, you’re shutting these people up. If you ever see you, I’ll fucking smack you.
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02:03:30
Dude, I’m telling you right now, you gotta stop doing this.
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02:03:33
Yeah.
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02:03:33
You gotta stop engaging and stop reading these things. This thing is it’s poison. You’re reading poison. And it gets in your head. It gets into your head, like, while you’re training.
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02:03:42
I’m sure.
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02:03:42
You think about it while you’re training. I know it does. It’s ai a lot of these guys are very fragile. Because a lot of these guys got, like, bullied and picked on, which is why they got into fighting in the first place.
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02:03:51
Yeah. To, like, defend themselves.
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02:03:54
And then you’re getting bullied by a hundred thousand unknown anonymous 15 year olds and your neighbor.
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02:04:03
Yeah. Your neighbor’s hoping for your downfall. Dude, I was reading
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02:04:06
a story about this lady who, it this girl, this young girl was getting, like, mercilessly trolled online, and she found out it was her mom.
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02:04:16
Yes. I saw this story. Bro. It’s it’s, like, incomprehensible.
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02:04:20
Incomprehensible. There’s monsters out there.
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02:04:23
That’s a monster. To do that to your daughter, she’s just jealous of her daughter’s looks and popularity. Fucking that’s a monster.
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02:04:33
Monsters are real. Yeah. Yeah. You can’t, you know, you can’t, like, fucking Gandhi everything. You can’t, you know, sai ram the whole world. Namaste. Namaste. Yeah.
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02:04:43
No. That’s not real. No.
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02:04:44
Like, there’s people out there you gotta kill.
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02:04:46
Yeah. This happened to, like, some soccer player too. I remember I watched, like, a doc on him. It’s it’s, like, kind of vague to meh, but he was getting totally, like, mercilessly trolled and attacked by someone, and it turned out to be one of his friends. Oh. Yeah.
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02:05:04
Yeah. Marvin Gaye got killed by his dad.
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02:05:06
Yeah. That’s
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02:05:07
You wanna hear something crazy? I was dating this girl, and I was a giant Marvin Gaye fan. Ai think she I think she didn’t like it, that I was a giant and she was, like, kinda sai cunt. She’s kind of a cunt. And, one of the things that she said was, like, imagine how bad of a person he was that his own father killed him.
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02:05:24
And I was like, that’s you got out of this? That’s your perspective? That’s ai of this? That she was such a bad person. Like, what what could he have done
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02:05:33
For your
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02:05:33
that would have justified his father shooting him and killing him? I’ll tell you what he did. He he fucking outshone his father. Yeah. That’s what he did. Yeah. He he reached levels of love that his father couldn’t possibly have achieved in his life and he his father ai, I’ll never be as good as my ai.
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02:05:51
Fuck my son. And he hated him because of that.
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02:05:53
Yeah. I mean, I’m sure there’s
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probably a bunch of other stuff involved too.
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But But that’s dark, man. Dark.
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You shot your son. You shot your son. You shot your son. And you’re it’s not like your son was trying to kill you No.
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02:06:03
And you had
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to defend yourself and shoot him. No. He’s a he’s just an amazing singer that the whole world loved. Yeah. And he probably has a bitch ass friend. Yeah. Look at you, man. Yeah. Your son Marvin’s killing it, and you’re just a fucking loser. Fucking kid.
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02:06:19
What was the because I always knew that the father did it was it ai a clear cut, ai, homicide one plate?
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02:06:27
My father just shot him. And There was a it was an interesting thing because I think what had happened with Marvin Gaye was Marvin had, achieved, like, incredible fame, but he got fucked over in some record deal where he had, like, no money.
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02:06:42
Yeah.
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02:06:43
Ai think he had, like
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02:06:44
Like, everybody in that era. Bro. So fucking predatory.
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02:06:48
You wanna talk about predatory.
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02:06:49
The worst. The corporate music business is, like, the most disgusting.
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02:06:52
Do you ever read the thing that Courtney Loward wrote wrote about it? About the music business? A lot of people don’t even think she wrote it because it’s too too good. But it was essentially a breakdown of how bad the music business fucks you. Yeah. And this is at a time where you actually sold records.
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02:07:07
Tons of them sometimes. Yeah.
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02:07:08
Yeah. Because now it’s now the music business, like, it’s like the mask is off. Like, it doesn’t provide any value. Yeah. And they still take 50% of your touring, which is
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02:07:16
Cover your touring. Crazy.
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02:07:18
Yeah. Fifty fifty. They do fifty fifty deals, merch, touring.
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02:07:21
Yeah. And what are they gonna do? What do they provide?
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02:07:23
They can’t even get you on the radio because the radio doesn’t exist.
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02:07:26
Yeah.
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02:07:26
Like, you you know, that’s why people that speak through from that model, like Oliver Anthony or, you know, Tyler the Creator is a great example, like, just makes his own stuff Yeah. Puts it all in. It doesn’t have to be
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02:07:37
People don’t even realize that in that era too, you would after your tour after your tour and your hit album, that you’d be in debt Oh, yeah. To the record companies. Sai they’re like, you gotta do another album.
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02:07:48
Oh, yeah. And the record company’s all rich. Yeah. Everyone’s profiting.
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02:07:52
Yeah.
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02:07:52
And then also, they want you to subsidize the failures. Yeah. All these boy bands that they push that never made it. Yeah. All the money that they put into that, that’s a part of the accounting.
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02:08:02
So insane.
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02:08:03
And then Hollywood does the same thing. They they would do the same thing with, like, how much money a movie made. Yeah. Like, there’s been tons of lawsuits that are involved, that kind of stuff.
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02:08:12
Wait. But where were you with, Marvin? You’re ai, he’s broke?
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02:08:15
Yeah. So he I Sai if I remember this story correctly, it was so depressing. I didn’t wanna, like, really get into it because I think he had become huge superstar and then didn’t have any money, which is that’s happened more than once. Yeah. Like and I think he might had to move back in with his parents. No. Yeah.
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02:08:38
I think that’s
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02:08:39
Really?
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02:08:39
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think that’s the story. See if you can find that.
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02:08:43
I’m looking. I don’t know. I mean, it says he bought his dad a Cadillac, but this is years later, though.
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02:08:49
Right. But the thing is, like, he might have, like, bought him money when the money was flowing in. Yeah. I know. Meh. I know. After a while, you know, that’s the other thing that happens with artists. Like, artists are impulsive. So they spend all their money
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02:09:00
Yeah.
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02:09:00
And then they they they don’t really like, how many artists get given, like, a Mercedes Benz by, you know, the the head of a a label and they think, like, oh, shit. I’m killing it. Meanwhile, it’s a leased car. Yeah. You know, and they’re just siphoning money
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02:09:14
out of you. Someone’s ai that loss.
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02:09:17
Yeah. You’re just getting fucked. You’re getting fucked left and right and right and left and, you know, and all they do is sell art. You know? They’re all they do is sell art. They don’t make any of it, and they make more money than anybody.
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02:09:28
That’s it’s so people didn’t know because now if you are into music, whatever, you don’t realize how much it was a thing to have music videos. Right? Like, that used to be such the biggest thing. And a lot of artists, especially, like, the young artists, didn’t even know that they were paying for the music video.
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02:09:47
Yeah. So, like, the label would be like, go shoot your video. And they’d be like, cool.
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02:09:49
It’s a million dollars.
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02:09:50
And they’d be like, great. And then they’re like, oh, no. You’re gonna pay for that. And they tell them later. We gotta deduct that million. I’m like, wait. What?
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02:09:57
They’re not sophisticated. No. They’re not finance majors, which is what we’re talking about earlier.
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02:10:00
Yeah.
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02:10:01
You should learn that in school.
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02:10:02
No idea that you’re like, wait, I pay I thought you guys are paying for this. No.
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02:10:06
No. No. It’s it’s ai of funny that the video a like, everything is vatsal. You know, like, everything’s visual now. There’s so much video that people watch, but yet music videos kind of went away.
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02:10:18
I know.
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02:10:18
Except Kanye’s.
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02:10:19
Except for because Yeah. That one we definitely all saw. And the
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02:10:23
new one looks like you made it for $40. Yeah. Like, it doesn’t Pretty I mean, it’s like you got a drone and a bunch of people, you know, and Ai Hitler.
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02:10:30
And he had, like, the black ai kind of effect. Yeah.
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02:10:32
Doesn’t seem like shah cost a lot of money.
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02:10:34
No. I don’t think that probably cost a lot. You can make things now too for so much less. Oh, with AI? So accessible. Yeah.
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02:10:41
With AI, you don’t even have to have the actual people doing it.
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02:10:44
Yeah. That’s true.
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02:10:45
Which is really crazy. Like, what you could do now is not ai daughter was showing me some stuff that you could do with just photographs, where she could take photographs and then she throws them through this filter and then they’re dancing around and moving. You know, like, this is nuts. Yeah.
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02:10:58
So all you need is a photograph and especially if you chose to have, like, effects in it, like some sort of psychedelic fucking weird things where things morph and change. It could all could be done with AI now.
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02:11:12
That’s incredible. Easily. Well, there’s there’s articles out about, some studio. Maybe it’s here in in Texas. I got the somebody sent me the link to this, that this company wants to yeah. They wanna start making studio quality movies for 500 k a AI movies.
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02:11:34
I bet they can make it for cheaper than that.
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02:11:36
But that’s Yeah. These are I mean, that’s
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02:11:40
They probably have AI write the script, sai. I mean, if you’re thinking about some, like, dumbass fucking cop movie, you know, some silly bank heist movie. Yeah. You got a hero who’s gonna go in and fucking kill the bad guys.
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02:11:55
Of the cost. Yeah.
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02:11:56
You could write that easy with just take all AI has to do is, like, fuck. It’s a large language model. Right? It’s a it almost just search through Steve McQueen movies Yeah. And Tom Hardy movies
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02:12:09
Ai me a movie.
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02:12:10
Ai Ritchie movies. Put it together. Make me a movie.
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02:12:12
No. It bums me out though. Like, I don’t wanna watch that movie.
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02:12:15
It should.
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02:12:16
Yeah. What is this? This is the company. It’s the first piece they made and shows a little bit about how they made it here.
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02:12:20
The woman with red hair.
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02:12:22
Yeah. They still are doing it. So they at least Oh, so they have actors at least. Actors. Then they’re replaced.
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02:12:27
Goddamn. Like, look. It looks so good. It looks so good. Like, that’s not a real person. Ain’t that crazy? Well, she does it’s the uncanny valley. It looks a little weird.
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02:12:37
Yeah.
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02:12:38
But getting better all the ai, and the only reason why it looks weird is because it’s so well lit. Like, if you wanted to do it, like, Sin City style, there’s no like, Sin City, if Robert Rodriguez wanted to do some Sana City today Mhmm. The whole thing could be AI.
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02:12:52
Yeah. Yeah.
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02:12:53
No one would know.
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02:12:53
No. That’s crazy. Yeah. These are all
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02:12:56
fake people. And, dude, just a few years ago, you couldn’t do hair. Hair was weird. Right. You know?
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02:13:03
And so were, like, extremities. Right? Yeah.
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02:13:06
Yeah. Yeah. Now I mean, just in a short amount of time, it’s incredible.
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02:13:12
Ai is that that’s so interesting. Why are fingers? Mhmm. Like It’s a
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02:13:16
good question. And fingers seems like it would take a lot of computing power. Right?
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02:13:20
Because you have you’re you have Strands, single strands moving. I feel like her hair is not moving. It’s pretty static.
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02:13:25
Yeah. But it’s no. It isn’t. Go back. No. No. I’m shaking. But it is all moving.
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02:13:29
Not the way it would.
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02:13:30
It would if yeah. You’re right. Right here. You’re right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You’re right. Yeah. It’s moving as ai almost like a little bit of a helmet. Ai, that would be a tell. Like, it’s a little bit of movement, but not enough.
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02:13:41
Right.
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02:13:41
Little bit of bounce, but not like, it’s all spray painted. Like, as if if their hair was, like, sprayed with a shit ton of hairspray Yeah. Couldn’t move at all.
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02:13:49
Right. That
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would kinda make sense. But it’s not moving.
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02:13:51
So they all need that scene at the beginning of every of their movies. Ai, loose. Like, they
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02:13:57
always do it.
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02:13:58
Tough to do too.
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02:13:59
What is Getting a good font where
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02:14:01
you can’t that does you know, you can’t read anything.
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02:14:03
In a movie, you probably wouldn’t need it. But when you’re looking
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02:14:06
for AI stuff, you’re still
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02:14:07
looking at fonts. Interesting. Yeah. Look at that. Ai, look at that font. It looks like ancient, like, Sumerian text or something. Ai, some lost language.
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02:14:17
Yeah. Like that one and the the fingers and toes thing is, ai, I just wonder what the explanation is for that. Because that’s a tell in photographs too. Right?
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02:14:27
Mhmm. Yeah. When you see a
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02:14:28
photo, you could be ai, oh, look. That’s got, like, six fingers.
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02:14:30
Well, remember that lady, the English lady that was missing? Was it Kate? She was missing forever. She’s like supposedly was sick. Kate Middleton. She was sick and then there was a photo that was released of her. Look, she’s fine. Everybody’s like, no, this is ai AI. Like, in the photo, like, people had six fingers and ai,
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02:14:47
like, weird stuff. That’s weird shit.
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02:14:49
In the photo, there was ai weird clearly edited. Yeah.
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02:14:54
It’s gonna get way spookier.
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02:14:55
Way. Way.
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02:14:57
Way spookier.
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02:14:58
We’re just touching it
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right now. It’s just started. This is the infancy.
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02:15:01
Touching the surface. Yeah. It’s gonna be real weird. Like, actors should really save their money. You’re gonna be useless in a short amount of time.
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02:15:11
I agree. And also, if you have, any type of, you know, recognition to you now
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02:15:17
Mhmm.
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02:15:17
You gotta, ai, like, get your image.
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02:15:19
You know
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02:15:19
what I mean? Like Oh, yeah.
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02:15:21
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like but also, like, how are you gonna stop Ai from just making Mel Gibson movies?
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02:15:26
No. You’re definitely not. You’re
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02:15:27
not gonna?
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02:15:27
They’re they’re just gonna be, like, I don’t care.
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02:15:28
Yeah. Fuck you. We’re gonna make a Mel Gibson when he’s 35 movie. Fuck off.
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02:15:32
Yeah. He’s gonna play it here. We don’t care.
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02:15:34
Just fuck off. We’re gonna put it online. What are you gonna do? It’s so so crazy. Run through 30 different shell companies. You’re never gonna find who made it.
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02:15:42
Yeah. Yeah. Totally.
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02:15:44
And it’s gonna get to a point where it’s gonna be virtual. So it’s like it’s gonna be inside people’s heads. You’re gonna be able to exist inside the movie. It’s things are gonna get so strange and they’re gonna be so immersive so quickly. Yeah. That the Matrix is a decade away.
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02:16:01
The real Matrix
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02:16:03
where The real question is.
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02:16:04
Where you’re in the Amazon and you arya barefoot and you feel the ground under your feet Yeah. And you hear the monkeys and the birds and the bugs in the trees and you hear the the sound of a panther ai. Like, that’s gonna be real.
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02:16:18
It’s gonna be real, and you’re gonna be like, why do I even want to
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02:16:21
Go back to real life.
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02:16:22
Partake in the real world.
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02:16:23
Like, what’s that guy’s name? Joey Pants from fucking the Matrix when he’s
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02:16:28
eating the Yeah.
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02:16:29
Eating the speak? He’s like, I wanna be important. I ai be an important person. Yeah. Like, yeah. What people wanna do. They’d rather be an important person in the matrix.
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02:16:36
That’s so true, man.
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02:16:37
And we might be in that right now. That’s the real mind fuck. The real mind fuck is if they can eventually create a artificial reality that’s indiscernible? How do you know whether or not you’re already in it? And you don’t.
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02:16:53
Well, you wouldn’t. Yeah. If it’s
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02:16:54
But there’s a lot of evidence that we are.
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02:16:56
That we’re in it now?
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02:16:58
Yeah. Yeah. There’s a lot of evidence that reality as we know it is not real, that it’s too weird. Quantum entanglement, quantum particles being in superposition, the fact that’s vatsal subatomic level, everything is ai magic, like, nothing makes any sense. Also, that when you observe things, it changes the behavior of subatomic particles? Like, what what’s that all about? What does that mean? Like, no one really knows.
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02:17:30
So I’m experiencing this in a in an altered reality.
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02:17:34
I think consciousness might be responsible for for reality
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02:17:40
Mhmm.
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02:17:41
Instead of consciousness is experiencing reality. I think it might be both things. Ai might be I think it might be consciousness is experiencing reality as well as consciousness is responsible for reality.
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02:17:52
How much of a mind fuck would it be if somebody unplugged you right now? And you’re like, this whole thing you’ve been doing.
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02:17:58
Pretty mind fucky.
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02:17:59
Yeah. Yeah.
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02:18:00
Yeah. You’re like Ai meh, if anybody should believe in it, it’s me. Like, I don’t know. How is it possible that my life was like this?
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02:18:06
Yeah. Right?
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02:18:06
It doesn’t make any sense. No. I’m just ai killing it in a video game. Yeah. Doesn’t make any sense.
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02:18:12
Doesn’t make sense.
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02:18:12
No. But but doesn’t make sense. This is why, like, for a fighter, like, the loss must be so fucking unbelievably devastating. Yeah.
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02:18:19
It’s like the equivalent. Right? Yeah.
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02:18:21
Yeah. Yeah. It’s over. Yeah. You know, ai, when you see see champions that keep coming back and keep getting knocked out, you’re like, no.
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02:18:28
Don’t do it again. Fuck.
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02:18:30
You know? Yeah. Just ai they can’t believe it’s over.
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02:18:32
You don’t ever see it again.
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02:18:33
They can’t believe it’s over. But I was I was at the I was the winner of the game.
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02:18:39
Yeah.
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02:18:39
I won the game. I was winning the game. Nope.
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02:18:41
Not now.
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02:18:42
Not anymore. No. Now reality shifted. And now on top of it, you’ve got brain damage.
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02:18:48
Oh, fuck. Boy. That’s worse than the version we get.
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02:18:53
Oh, it’s the worst?
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02:18:54
Yeah. That’s the worst version.
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02:18:55
Brain damage is the worst. Because now you the way you interface with reality might be damaged, sort of like a car with a bad suspension out on the highway with the the wheels shaking now. Like, the way you interface with the universe itself. Changes completely. Yeah. So you’re you’re taking a gamble.
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02:19:12
The highest amount of glory possible is ai winning fights in front of the whole world. I mean, I would only imagine that, like, becoming a UFC champion and they, you know, put that belt on your waist and the whole crowd’s like, yeah. And people at home, like, fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking he did it. Holy shit. It’s so crazy. Holy text your friends. What a fight. Holy shit.
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02:19:33
That the love that person gets, the accomplishment that person gets.
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02:19:37
Yeah.
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02:19:37
But the price is you are risking the way you interface with reality vatsal. The brain. You’re you’re risking the ram. And you might get out of it like George Sai. Pierre, you know? George St. Pierre, fine. Handsome, wealthy
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02:19:53
Yeah. Perfect, like, intellectually. You’re the man still.
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02:19:58
Bro, still the man. Yeah. Like, you know, whenever I talked to him, he was ai, Joe Rogan, how was things? Everything is great, buddy. He’s all happy. You’re like, boy, you fucking really pulled it off. You pulled
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02:20:07
it off.
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02:20:07
You really pulled it off. You became a two division world champion, one of the greatest fighters of all time, and you’re fine. Chuck me in that one of them bad boys. Yeah, man. I forgot about them bros. I like those. Yeah. Thank you. The, But for most, it’s gonna end badly.
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02:20:22
Yeah.
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02:20:23
And the most the crazier part to me is how many of those guys you go, hey, if you could go back, you know, we just change things, and they’re ai, no. Some of them, like, go ahead. I I love the glory so much. Like Mhmm. You see it in ai. You see it, like, in the NFL. Mhmm.
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02:20:37
But some of them are like, no. I’ll accept.
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02:20:40
The identity. Yeah. The identity is so huge. The identity like, to be a special person. There’s not you don’t get to be a special person. Most people don’t get to be a special person. And a a special fighter is a different kind of special person. Yeah. It’s ai that’s a guy who took the craziest of risks.
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Like, we all know and you know better than anybody how vulnerable the human body is because, like, your surgery and your injury Sucks. Fucking horrible. So, like, imagine if you had a fight and now, like, you were a big time fighter and you hurt yourself playing basketball with Burt Ai.
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02:21:13
Oh meh god.
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And then you gotta build yourself back up to fight again, but you kinda know that your left arm is kinda still fucked a little bit.
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Yeah. No. You it never like, no matter how far you get from it, you you still have the voice in there.
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Oh, yeah.
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More so now. Right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Because you’re like, I never had that voice before
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of, like,
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watch out. Yeah. Be careful.
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02:21:32
Yeah. Don’t do that. And I you know, I’ve had three knee surgeries, and I like, I’m having a problem with this left knee that I really hurt. The last time I hurt it pretty bad was skiing. And, the last time I sai because I cracked the bone that’s at the top of the, tibia. But and then I probably messed up the cartilage and shit in there too. But it’s still better than most people’s knees. Like, it’s better than a regular knee.
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02:21:59
Like Yeah. Like, people, like, how how bad is your knee? Like, it’s not fucked up, ai, compared to your knees, like a regular person’s knees.
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Yeah. Because you
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But we can I need my knee to be able to kick Yeah? 60 miles an hour and do a bag of sand. Yeah. Like, I’m requiring different things ram my knees Sure. Most people. But I know it’s not the same. Like, and if you’re a fighter and you know you got a bum knee, like, even though nobody can tell ai you’re moving around.
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But you know.
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And you know your hand breaks easier now.
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Yeah.
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And you know your neck hurts. And you know you got a pinched nerve. And you know your lower back gives out sometimes. And, you know, you know your kidneys kinda hurt because you cut weight for too many years. You know?
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02:22:39
Sounds like you know you shouldn’t be fighting.
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02:22:40
And you know and you know your your meh not so good anymore. And then also, you know you can’t take a punch anymore. Like, a lot of guys know that they get they used to be able to take a great punch, but now you can’t get hit. So now you’re gun shy.
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Yeah. You know?
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Did you see Devin Haney’s fight last weekend? No. He fought ai, you know, Ryan, Garcia fucked him up in the last fight.
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In the Dropped him a bunch of times. Yeah.
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And this fight, like, it looks like he’s done. Like, he’s moving around just like it was just constantly moving. Ai I forget the gentleman’s name, but there were rounds where neither one of them landed a punch.
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02:23:15
The whole round? The whole round. And, Garcia, that’s the one where he was he won the fight, but then there was all this bullshit. Right?
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02:23:20
He tested positive for some sort of performance enhancing metabolite at a very low level, by the way. Like, not a level where, it would be performance enhancing. Yeah. So I don’t know what happened. He says he didn’t take anything or
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What ended up happening with the the decision or the purse or whatever at the
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02:23:39
He got it became a no contest.
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Oh, it became a no contest.
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Yeah. And I think he’s also getting sued because, you know, as Devin Haney claimed that he won because he was on steroids and that’s a bad look. But you could tell it, like, mind fucked him at Devin Haney. And a lot of people, like, totally are are ai off Devin Haney now, which is crazy.
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Because I remember when he beat, Kambosos, I was like, ram, Devin Haney’s slick. He’s so good. And now, like, that guy is just he was just moving constantly. And still very skilled boxer, but it just shows you, like, one devastating loss for an undefeated fighter can fuck you up. Yeah.
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And some ai, they come back and they’re ai. You know, like, Garcia, for instance, like, Gervonta Davis fucked him up. He came back and he was fine.
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Yeah.
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But then this weekend or that weekend rather, he fought Rauli Romero and Romero dropped him and he lost the decision. So they were gonna, like, set up a big rematch. Now, nobody wants to see the rematch because they both lost.
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They both lost.
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Well, actually, Devon didn’t lose. He won a decision, but he lost public credibility because it was a very boring fight.
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Mhmm.
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Still incredibly skillful boxer, world champion boxer, like, very good boxer. But even the commentary, ai, Antonio Tarver was ai, I don’t like the way he’s moving. His footwork seems erratic. Like, everything is like, he needs to settle down. They, Jose Ramirez.
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Yeah. But So Haney won this ai?
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Yeah. He won a decision. Okay. But it was the the fans lost, and this was this big event in Times Square. This is also a big event because, Turkey Al Ashik, the the guy from Saudi Arabia, his excellency is the guy who’s dumping incredible amounts of money into boxing so that he can get these guys to fight each other.
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Mhmm. So he’s put it he’s like, what do you need for the fight? How much to make this fight happen? Like, I need $10,000,000, like, done. And, like, what?
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Like, fuck. I should ask for 20. Yeah.
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Like, you know, like, it’s
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that kind of a situation because the Saudis have so much money. So Oscar meh la Hoya was talking about this, and he was saying, these guys are spoiled and they’re afraid to risk anything
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Right.
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Because the money is so much, which is so interesting. Like, you need a guy who’s willing to risk it all to really fucking go for it. And these guys aren’t willing to do that. And I think the Devin Haney thing, it’s one of those things where you see a guy who is an unbelievably skilled fighter but loses one ai, and they’re just not the same again.
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Not the same. Yeah. And Gervonta still
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Gervonta still killing it.
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Killing
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it. But he had that fight with Lamont Roach where it was a draw. And there was a legit draw. And, you know, you could even make the argument that Roach won that ai, and they’re gonna fight again. That should be very interesting. But I think it’s also for boxers, there’s a situation where you can only keep up the RPMs for so long.
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All the greats, they just there’s a certain amount of times that you can keep training, a certain amount of times you can keep competing. And, like, we’re talking about, like, your arm, you know, it’s kinda fucked up. Yeah. That happens with them too. Ai, the ankles are bad. Something’s bad.
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02:26:42
Like, I can’t do the same level of output.
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Yeah. It’s not the same. They’re not this they’re not who they used to be. They might look the same, but they can’t do what they could do five years ago, six years ago.
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02:26:51
Yeah.
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Yeah. It’s hard. It’s a hard sport, man. And but it’s also because the glory is so high if you’re successful.
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So good. People are willing to do it. Yeah. Very crazy though. Yeah. Thank God. That’s not how we make a living.
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02:27:05
Thank God. Dude, if the UFC was around when I was competing, I 100% would have done it. And then imagine how dumb I would be now at 57 years old. Oh, Ai be a mess.
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A lot of staring.
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Oh, Ai be a lot of, like, drooling and sai, hey, you look good. You losing weight? You losing weight? Listen, what are you doing? He goes, you ai? You know, my brain would be like a four cylinder engine like, all fucked up.
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No. It’s ai. It’s good you you didn’t get into that, dude.
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02:27:35
It is, but I think I got the right amount of brain damage.
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Yeah. You’ve said it to me before. I
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think so. I think there’s just a certain amount that you get that makes you so little reckless.
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02:27:43
Yeah.
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So a little crazy.
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Just a touch.
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Yeah. Just a touch.
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02:27:45
Yeah.
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I just got a Yeah. Just a touch of brain damage Yeah. That allows me to be, I I like taking I enjoy risks.
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Yeah.
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Like, I like them. They’re fun.
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Me too. Yeah. I I have a Did you fall in your head? Yeah. I had a couple devastating
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02:28:00
yeah. I bet.
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Couple bad ones. Ai bet it helped. Like, I think I have some frontal lobe damage. And, yeah.
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I think it I think it has something to do with it.
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I do. And I like, calculated risks.
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Yes.
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I mean, I think if you take this career path, you enjoy risk. Clearly. Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, also, you don’t have any choices. Yeah. Like, my thought was when I was first started, I was like, I can’t work. I can’t do it. But I know I can do things. Ai I can’t show up and do a job all day for the rest of my life. I don’t have that in me. I’m I’m allergic to it. Mhmm. Sai didn’t ai I was a latchkey kid.
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So, like, I didn’t get a lot of, like, you gotta do this, you gotta do that. So the problem is, like, I developed not having people tell me what to do. Yeah. Ai can’t listen.
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02:28:44
I think every every comic has that thing too where they’re ai, I can’t have a boss.
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02:28:48
Also, I was around enough bosses that were just total cunts
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02:28:52
Yeah.
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And douche bags Yeah. That Ai just, like, in my mind, the boss is an asshole. Right. Always. Always. Every time. He’s unappreciative, fucking idiot, who you gotta listen to him because he’s responsible for your paycheck and he knows it. Yeah. So he gets to act like a douchebag and you can’t go, hey, ram, fuck you.
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02:29:09
Yeah.
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Who are you talking to? Why do you talk to people like that, you fucking idiot? Yeah. You can’t because he’s the boss.
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He’s the boss. Yeah. No. It sets you up for, like, I’ll figure out a way.
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02:29:18
Mhmm.
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02:29:19
I think if I hadn’t done this, I ai I definitely think I would I would’ve started my own business of some kind.
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02:29:24
You know what
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I mean? They’ve been sana entrepreneur of some kind. Yeah.
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You would’ve had to. Yeah. But that’s, you know, how many people don’t or they get roped in and then they have a bunch of responsibilities ai family.
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02:29:34
No. It’s a fucking yeah. I mean, now we’re at the age too where you, like, you can look back on twenty five years of people you know
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02:29:44
Oh ai god.
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Who are who are, like, miserable.
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02:29:46
Oh my god. People that are in hell.
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Yeah. In hell. In hell. Meh. Meanwhile, we’re fucking
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02:29:52
Killing it. Yeah. But You know, it’s really crazy.
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02:29:54
Fun things. Yeah.
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02:29:55
Is when people get out of stand up and then they see everybody doing real well and they wanna jump back in and it’s been ai I’ve gotten some messages from some friends that I know they haven’t been in stand up in a decade. Ai I’m like, you can’t just
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02:30:09
You can’t just jump back in.
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02:30:10
No. Well, if you do, like, you gotta, like, start from the beginning. Like, start doing open mic nights again. Like, you’ve been in the writer’s room just doing ai for a sitcom for fucking eight years.
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02:30:22
You lose your footing so much in that time. It’s a different it’s a diff like, sometimes I’ve had, you know, a week off, two weeks off, even a month or something off where you’re like, oh, like, you’re you have sea legs. Like, you’re just like, woah. I can’t imagine ten years
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02:30:36
that Dude, it happened to a lot of riders when they got in the ai, you know, when the strike was going on. Like, how long did that strike go on for?
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God. It was months.
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Long ass time. And these guys have mortgages, and the kids are in private school, and their wife likes to spend money.
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02:30:51
Yeah. Fuck.
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Yeah. And they’re used to making, you know, half a million a year. Yeah. You know, doing real good.
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02:30:56
Yeah.
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And then all of a sudden, it all dries up and, like, oh, fuck. And then their their savings account and the wife’s like, what are you gonna do? Like, fuck. Ai think I’m gonna start doing stand up again. Ai, and they start trying to put together an act and they wanna show up and then the club doesn’t know who they are anymore.
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02:31:11
Oh, god.
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Oh. You
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know, the anxiety. Yeah. Woah. Scary. It’s a scary feeling.
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02:31:17
It’s the worst. But it’s ai this decisions that you make in ai, like, what are you going to do? Like, what are you going to do with your life? Those are personal decisions, which is why they’re, like, this whole free will versus determinism thing drives me crazy. Because these people that wanna believe there is no such thing as free will, like, yeah, you can do that cute little thing, but you know that free will is real because you know that you decide to get up in the morning.
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02:31:43
Yeah. Like, you telling me jelly roll didn’t have free will to lose that 200?
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02:31:49
No shit.
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02:31:50
Yeah. Perfect example. Yeah. Like, that’s hard to do. Yeah. You’re four hundred plus pounds. You’re fat as fuck. You’re drinking and partying every night, and then one day you put your foot down and you’re
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02:32:01
No. Doing this shit. Yeah.
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02:32:02
That’s enough. I’m getting I’m sana get healthy. That’s free will. Like, what you’re telling determinism, like, forced him into a position at 39 years old where he’s all of a sudden gonna decide to lose all this weight and has nothing to do with his free will. That’s silly. Yeah. Will’s a real thing.
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Of course. And we all have it, and you can just deny it. But it’s why I don’t know. Anything that you get you accomplish that’s work
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02:32:27
Mhmm.
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Is through through free will. It’s ai making choices, man.
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02:32:31
But then there is also a certain amount of determinism. If you grow up in a terribly abusive household and you’re around drug addicts and violence and then you go and commit that, it’s almost like you Yeah. Have no other examples. You’re you’re It’s true.
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02:32:50
It’s Yeah. I get that, but you still make a choice.
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You do, but you don’t even know what a good choice is because you’ve never even seen a good choice.
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02:32:56
That’s that’s sai that’s a valuable, analysis that, like, you had a horrible modeling. So you just Right. You’re just following a path you you think is the only path. Right?
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02:33:07
And some of those guys get involved in athletics. Right? Some of those guys get lucky and they become a ai. Or maybe they they get lucky and they become a musician. Or maybe they get lucky and they become something else. Or a comic.
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02:33:16
Yeah.
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Yeah. But Yeah. It’s just the choices that you make in this life arya that you don’t know if it’s the right choice ai you’re doing it, while you’re making that choice.
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Well, I’m about to find out whether making this TV show was the right choice. No. I’ll ai out.
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02:33:32
Do you have to piss? It seems like you’re wiggling. I gotta piss. Yeah. I knew it. Sai knew it. Should we wrap it up?
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02:33:36
Sure.
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02:33:36
Listen. That what you showed me is amazing. Thanks, man. I’m sure it’s gonna be fucking bad thoughts. When is it out?
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It’s, Tuesday. So the tomorrow.
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Tomorrow? Yeah. Fuck, yeah. It’s the the stuff that I saw is amazing. It’s fucking hilarious.
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02:33:51
Thanks a lot, man.
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02:33:51
I’m Ai glad you’re doing stuff, man. I’m just glad you’re out there.
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02:33:54
I’m I’m
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02:33:54
It’s looking beautiful to see.
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02:33:56
I’m very excited for it. I’ll tell you. It really it I know it’s a overused term, but it it really was a dream come true to do it.
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02:34:01
Well, you could tell. You could tell by how well it came out. It’s it’s so ridiculous. It’s so you. It’s such a signature Tom Segura type of humor.
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02:34:10
Thanks, man. It’s awesome. I’m excited for it. Thanks for having me on, man.
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02:34:13
My pleasure, my brother.
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02:34:14
All the time. I ai busy. Love you
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02:34:15
to death. Bye, everybody ai.
