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Cody Tucker is a content creator, host of “The Cody Tucker Show” podcast, and now the author of a brand new book, “And Now You Know: Mind-Blowing Stories from History and Pop Culture.” www.Thecodytucker.comhttps://a.co/d/2OPURg1
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#2317 – Cody Tucker Podcast Episode Summary
In this podcast episode, the hosts engage in a wide-ranging discussion that touches on various topics, including the evolution of podcasting, the impact of social media, and the authenticity of online content. The conversation begins with reflections on the organic growth of podcasts, emphasizing the power of word-of-mouth over traditional advertising. The hosts share anecdotes about their early experiences in podcasting, highlighting the informal and spontaneous nature of their initial recordings.
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the influence of social media and the prevalence of artificial content. The hosts express concerns about the confusion caused by bot accounts and astroturfing, which blur the lines between genuine and manufactured trends. They discuss the challenges of discerning authentic content in a digital landscape saturated with manipulated narratives.
The episode also features a mention of Courtney Dolwalter, described as an impressive guest, though details of her contribution are not extensively covered in the transcript. Additionally, the hosts touch on historical storytelling, with references to engaging narratives shared by a history teacher, illustrating the enduring appeal of storytelling in education and entertainment.
Actionable insights from the episode include the importance of authenticity in content creation and the value of organic growth through genuine audience engagement. The hosts suggest that creators focus on producing content that resonates personally rather than chasing trends or relying on artificial promotion.
Overall, the recurring theme is the quest for authenticity in a digital age, where the proliferation of artificial content challenges individuals to seek out and appreciate genuine voices and stories.
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#2317 – Cody Tucker Podcast Episode Transcript (Unedited)
Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.
The Joe Rogan experience.
Ai my day Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
Alright. What what is going on? What are the odds that I contact you on Instagram and the fucking day you’re here is the day your book comes out? It’s pretty unlike. Kind of crazy.
Little bit. Right? You know, it’s
kinda like the universe smiled upon us. You You know what I mean? It’s like it Yeah. Synchronicity. If you wanna believe in the simulation. Sometimes Sai do.
I’m with you. I sometimes you just see something, you’re like, this is this is a simulation. Right? Right. We’re not in the real Yeah. There’s there’s a second and a third and a fourth and so on.
Sometimes just things seem like God is showing you ai. Like, like, there’s just a little fun thrown
And a lot of it is on your Instagram page. I have to tell you, dude, I have wasted so much fucking ai, so much time watching your videos going, what the fuck? Is that real? Yeah.
many things I’ve learned from it. It’s actually it’s very educational, but it’s also very fun. Cody Tucker, your book is called And Now You Know. And, Ai didn’t even know you had a book when I reached out to you. I just sai, this guy’s gotta be interesting.
Like Yeah. I mean, that remains to be seen. I mean, but we’ll we’ll find out.
Well, you are on Instagram. How did you get started doing that, type of a page? Because it’s very specific. Ai I
mean, I’ve always been interested in, like, random facts, like, you know, origin stories of words, like movies, all these different things, like the, you know, dark side of history.
And I like telling people those stories, and they seem to enjoy it whenever I tell them. So I was like, why don’t I just, like, make little videos and clip them, you know, clip them up, make them look alright.
you doing before you’re doing that?
I mean, I’ve always had a podcast. No one watches this thing.
So It’s alright. Well, we’ll we’ll bump that bitch up now.
Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Ai change now. But, yeah. I mean, I wouldn’t necessarily recommend watching the podcast, but it is it exists.
That is, by the way, so much better than please watch my podcast, like and subscribe. Whenever a video gets interrupted by like and subscribe, the last thing Ai wanna do is like and subscribe. Like, come on.
I I mean, I’d rather you just if you watch it and like it, well, thank you. If you don’t, get it. You get in ai.
There’s others. That’s how podcast get good. Yeah. Yeah. That’s that’s what I started out doing with this. I never advertised this thing once. Yeah. This this thing got where it is a % word-of-mouth.
Yeah. That’s it. Yeah. Ai I started watching pretty early, and it was but it still had, like, a pretty decent following then. But I know, like, you started, like
Yeah. So this would have been, like, year a couple years after that even.
But when I started you know, me and my friend Bryden, when we started, we weren’t even thinking it was a podcast. We we had already done these things where we’d stream live from the Green Room at comedy clubs back when it was on Justin TV, which became what, Jamie? Twitch. Twitch.
So we would just be, you know, ai, Joey would be talking shit in the Green Room and we’d be having fun and, you know, we’d just film it just for fun.
And then, I had a few friends that started doing Internet shows. Tom Green was the big one. Because Tom Green had it all set up at his house.
Oh, he’s the best. He’s such a sweetheart too. Ai, like, such as everything you would hope he’d be, that’s who he is. Great great fucking guy.
And, you know, like, really, he forward thinker early on. He sai ai, I think I can just do this from my house. Why don’t I just do but it was too early. Like, this is 02/2007 and the Internet sucked. It wasn’t ready yet.
You know, no one had smartphones yet. It was ai but he was patient zero, I think. Gotcha. Him and then there was this, Opie and Anthony show that I used to do.
They were amazing. And but Anthony Kumiya started doing this thing live from the compound in his basement where he would do karaoke with a green screen holding a machine gun. He was fucking he’s nuts. He’s out of his ai. And he had, like Yeah. Beers on tap sai they’d be getting hammered. He’s playing video games. He’s a maniac.
Yeah. And and I was like, that looks like so much fun.
like, he just has a studio that he set up in his basement.
And so we just started fucking around with the most bare of equipment. It was a fucking laptop webcam And, we had ai a USB mic.
silver ones. We have one of
That’s how we started. And then, it you know, we just kept doing it. But it’s telling people not to go to your podcast is classic. That’s very fun.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that’s yeah. That’s usually my thing. Because if there are people that do watch it and I think they like it and I like those people. I’m glad those people are around, but it’s not for it’s not something that should ever become popular.
Well, you know, there’s two schools of thought today with, the youngins like yourself. It’s ai, just get famous at any cost. Meh on TikTok. Show your dick in only events. What whatever you have to do. Or not. Right? Or fuck that. And not you’re in the fuck that category.
Yeah. I I could careless about being having anyone know who the fuck I ram. Which granted ai, yeah, here I ram.
But That’s the but that’s also why you’re here. Right?
Yeah. It’s also why your book came out today. It’s ai there’s a synchronicity going on. Something. There’s something where things
arya crossing over that Ai didn’t.
So you just you did your podcast Yeah. And in those stories that you would tell on the podcast, where you would drop some crazy information. Exactly. Yeah. Then you ai to start clipping them up.
Exactly. So that I would end it with just like, oh, here’s some, like, half ass history, which is what I called, like, the segment. And then, I was like, oh, here’s, like, a half ass sick half ass history segment. Just ramble about some bullshit from, like, Napoleon or something.
I binged them today. And, what because, you know, I was getting ready for you to come in. That was fun. That was fun.
fun. You really freaked me out with the whole outlaw Josie Wales thing. Like, I loved that movie. And now I’m like, oh, no.
Yeah. I can’t watch it anymore. Oh, no. It’s the guy who wrote the book that turned into the I mean
Tell the story because it’s so crazy.
Sai, yeah, there was a fellow named Asa Carter. So So Asa Carter is this massive white supremacist. Like, he was in the KKK and then left the KKK because they weren’t racist enough. They he was like, y’all don’t hate white people way more. Ai, y’all should be hating these people way more than you should. Oh. So he made his own version, like a splinter group of the KKK.
And, I mean, he was part of, like he would show up to, like, Nat King Cole concerts, try to drag him off the stage. You know?
And, he became a ai for George Wallace, not the comic, but, you know, the governor of Alabama, George Wallace, who was, you know, the segregation now, segregation forever.
He was As you said, a massive piece of shit. Massive. In the video. Horrible. Human
being. I meh, yeah. Just an all around
So he’s a speechwriter for that guy.
He helped write that speak. The, Segregation Now, Segregation Forever. He was a co writer of that speech. Then things kinda fell apart from him. George Wallace sai ai, you’re too racist for me, buddy. Like like, I just don’t want him to go to school with my kids.
want them to not exist. Oh my god. And, yeah. So he moved to Florida, changed his name ai of, I think, to Forrest Ai, I think is the way he changed his name to, and started writing books. One of them was the rebel outlaw Josie Wales, which, you know, Clint Eastwood turned into God. How well does he ai.
I guess back then there was no Google. So you a guy could do something like that? You would never know.
Ai like the Stephen King had Richard Bachman. Remember?
Exactly. They wrote, Running Man.
Running Man is Richard Bach.
know other things too. But yeah. What is it?
What is it? The dark half? Is it the other one that I that I really liked?
Is that Richard is that sai I don’t
know if that was a I think that was a dark half. Sai ai of them that were great. Yeah. Ai exactly what you’re talking about. Sai cocaine works so well for him.
what I’m saying? I mean, if there’s ever a dude and I know he’s clean and sober now, and God bless him, and I feel terrible that the guy got hit by a fucking van, like, the whole deal. It’s crazy.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that
The dark half Stephen King adaptation. Oh, so what’s Stephen King? It wasn’t Bachman?
Oh, he did another pseudonym. Oh, he did a different Jesus Christ. I didn’t That’s how prolific that guy was.
He has a pseudonym for a pseudonym.
who has ever lived who has made more bangers. More just
Follows Thad Beaumont, a writer who achieves fame. So that’s about that that’s the pseudonym.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh the AI ai. Right.
But I think that’s the actual, that’s is that the trailer for the film or the poster for the film?
who George Romero made the movie.
Yeah. Is that what that image is though? Or is that the image from the book?
Timothy Hutton plays Ai Stark, sai.
No. No. I know that. But is that image is that from the book?
For the movie? That’s the movie George a Romero. Yeah. So it says Stephen King. That’s why
it says Stephen King. Because they’re selling it. Yeah.
You’d have to find a picture of the book and see if, like, the book says,
They all say, well, why would you change it now? It’s ai, see even the see if the one that he wrote is Bachman for sure. Like, what did he write as Bachman?
Running meh was for sure Richard Bachman.
See if running man says Stephen King.
Ai I think Talisman. I think that was one that also
He had a fake picture and everything?
I wonder who that guy is.
Actually Mitchell Manuel, a builder and friend of Stephen King’s literary agent.
King’s like, hey, bro. I’m gonna make you famous. That’s kind of crazy. Oh, he was Spider Man. Too.
When he inspired him by Bachman Turner Overdrive
Which is amazing. That’s hilarious. BTO, one of the greatest bands
of all time. So he did write the dark half. The surname Stark was later used in a king oh, no. No. No. Okay. Hold on.
a Richard Stark? But Richard Stark is another one?
No. No. No. No. Richard is a tribute to author. Got it.
Yeah. So Did he ripen as Bachman? He did.
There should be, like, a bibliography, I wonder.
At the last moment, he changed it to Richard Bachman.
Gus Pillsbury with a different one he was gonna use.
Oh ai god. That’s hilarious. I’m not gonna use it. Change it to Bachman. So Bachman was the dark half.
If I was a porn star, my name would be Gus Pillsbury.
Or was it the dark half? It says thinner. Let’s see. They’re bringing up the dark half, so it has to be there. Stark was later used to surname Stark. I don’t know.
This is Stephen King. Let’s forget about it.
But I think running man I’m pretty sure running man is one of them. So
He wrote so many good books that is ai, I’m giving these people too many books. Let me write some under a fake name, meh, the biggest book selling fiction guy in the world.
It’s insane. Have you ever looked at just, like, the first five books?
Maybe that’s what the dark half is about. It’s, like, about his using of a pseudonym. Maybe that’s why you’re
thinking about that. Oh, interesting. Oh, well, that makes sense. The dark
But sai right at the top it said running meh. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I just
The dark half book is great.
I’ve never read that one.
Well, I it’s so funny that King was able to pull this off because Yeah. How many of his fucking stories about a writer who lives in Maine? It’s It’s so crazy. The guy just picks his home state. A writer picks his profession Mhmm. And then insanity ensues. You know?
Like, it’s all like a writer in Maine.
Well and they’re all based on just things that are happening to ai. Like, I can’t remember which book it is that’s about him, like, going through alcohol, DTs. Oh, fuck. It’s, I can’t remember. But the little The Shining The Shining.
The Shining. The Bookography, whatever you would call it Bibliography. Bibliography. Shah. Yeah. Bookography. A little summy. If you look at his bibliography, it’s it’s insane. Because it’s Carrie. So many bangers.
Carrie’s number one, and then it’s like Carrie, Salem’s Lot, The Shining, a couple other it, ai, and then Christine, which
I didn’t enjoy the dark half move. It’s ai well, I hate that cliche if the book’s better because it’s never better because
you could see the movie. Right.
But they never nail it. Yeah. It’s just too hard.
Well, The Shining ai does because it’s being done by Stanley Kubrick.
Right. But he hated it. Yeah. He hated it because Which is so nuts. Well, he said that he thought Nicholson turned crazy right away, and he wanted it to be a very gradual thing.
Do you know who he wanted? Who? Robin Williams.
Oh ai god. He would’ve nailed it.
Robin Williams or Harrison Ford.
Bro, you ever seen Robin Williams in that twenty four hour photo movie where he plays Psycho? Oh, that’s it. That’s a meh hour photo.
so good. It’s insane. He’s so good in
it. He might be one of the greatest actors of all time. Like, I thought how good he is
in that movie because you just really believe he’s a psycho.
Yeah. Because he’s so lovable at first, but there’s all these little signs that, like,
keep this guy away from your kids. There’s layers.
There’s layers to that story.
Yeah. It’s a that’s such a great movie.
He was a bummer when he died, man. That one that one bummed me out.
Yeah. I’ve only cried a couple times when, like, a famous person died. That’s one of them. I, like, broke down. Heath Ledger and, Steve Irwin were the others. Yeah.
That was a bummer. Yeah. Steve Irwin, especially. Chadwick Boseman ram, Black Panther and what else is he?
The the heartbreaking one, there’s an interview with him where he’s talking to that woman, and he sai, I’m already dead. And she doesn’t know what he’s saying because he didn’t tell anybody. The dude went through the mill he was filming the movie while he was battling cancer.
While everyone was making fun of him for looking skinny and creepy looking. It’s ai
Crazy. Yeah. Crazy. Which
A gangster way to go. It is. So did Norm Macdonald. He did the same thing. Norm Macdonald didn’t tell anybody that he had cancer. Just went up to Canada and died. He’s battling it for years. Yeah. He told no one.
Yeah. You could ai it’s one of those things that you can tell when you look back. Like, when you look back and watch, like, episodes of, like, his show, you know, Norm’s show, and you’re like, oh,
I know. You see the puffy itness and the drowned eyes. His eyes looks very tired.
That that, to me, that’s the funniest human being of all time.
He’s one of the all time greats.
Yeah. For sure. Ai I’m sure you met him quite a bit out of my room.
I accidentally sat next to him twice on airplanes.
Totally accidentally. What a person.
And we were already friends.
So it was super cool. Like, I knew him from the clubs, and I knew him from being around and and my good friend Adam was a good friend of his. He used to do that show that they did together. Adam Meagan?
Who’s the talent coordinator at the mothership?
So Ai known Norm forever. And then one time, I was flying back from somewhere and I sit down, and then Norm plops right next to him. I’m like, dude. Ai, what are they on? And then we’re having the most fun. It was the most fun.
But the second time was even crazier because Norm sits down next to meh. We’re having a great time. Yeah. Just laughing and he’s just so fun. We’re talking all kinds of crazy shah. And, he tells me, yeah, quit smoking. And, fucking hard to do, meh, but I quit. It does. I feel so much better.
I’m so glad I did. I mean, it’s so bad for you. Ai go, yeah. Good for you, dude. Fuck those cigarettes. Right? Yeah.
So we land and he walks straight into the the store and buys a pack of cigarettes and is literally lighting it before he gets out the door. And I go, what are you doing? I thought you quit. And he goes, yeah, but all that talking about cigarettes made me want one.
Ai meh, he he did quit for a little bit and then
Ai landed, you know. I know a lot of people have quit and a lot of people Ai mean, they keep pointing to, like it’s like everyone’s playing Russian roulette with fucking lung cancer. It’s so crazy. You’re playing right like, Sai have eighty percent of people don’t even get cancer, bro.
Which I’ll take those off. I mean, look, I’ll tell you. Smoking just looks so cool. Yeah. Smoking cigarettes, like, god. I smoke cigarettes, which I need to not do that. But, god.
It does. Feel cool. It’s also there’s an I don’t even give a fuck about my health. I’m out here thinking.
Well, I don’t have to be smoking a cigarette for people to
realize that. Nobody’s looking
at me like, Jesus. I got you guys
all the time. But that’s ai accelerating your ai. Like, purposely accelerating your demise for, a a head rush, which is I I had to do this thing once, but, buddy of mine had this sketch show. And they had this, sketch that they were they were putting together this ai, and he asked me to be, like, this troubled poet guy.
said, okay. What do what do you think I should do? He goes, like, really? I really think you should be, like, smoking cigarettes. He should be, like, this guy just smoking cigarettes and taught and I’m, like, okay. Okay. Okay.
So Ai never smoked before. Yeah. And that day, I probably smoked, like, 15 cigarettes. Ai like fucking dog shit. Oh my god. My hands were shaking. And, my friend Adam Ferrara, who’s a comedian who’s doing this with me, he he smoked and he gave me some his cigarettes. And I’m thinking, how do you do this? How are you doing this to yourself every day? This is so crazy.
In what time span do you think? The fifteen to sai.
I guess we’re doing it all throughout the day. So it’s probably Fifteen and then four or five hours.
It’s quite a bit. I mean, even for, like, a because I I don’t smoke, ai, I’m not, like, a pack a day or something like that.
Probably a pack every three days.
So Oh, that’s not too bad. But it’s still terrible for me.
It’s still not good. I mean, I I tried to justify it in my head. I’m like, yeah. Yeah. But I don’t
I’m not really there with a change one.
I really do. It’s, it’s a nicotine thing. Yeah.
It’s ai you can get nicotine from a butt, but it’s the delivery methods that’s that’s different. Like, there’s there’s something about smoking it and cigars is similar too. It. Smoking the nicotine, it it it’s a very different thing than, like, nicotine pouches
I’ve never done the gum, but there’s a benefit to nicotine. It’s just the delivery method that’s what’s terrible for for you. Yeah.
I don’t think nicotine’s ever really been proven to just be horrible for
you. It actually is neuroprotective Yeah. Which, like, I love saying those words because I don’t really know what the fuck I’m saloni, but it sounds like you’re smart.
You know, Jillian Michaels in here the other day and she was talking about it. And shah chews gum and, you know, it’s neuropathy. People arya, oh, you’re trying to quit smoking? She’s like, no. It’s it’s actually good for you, like but most people aren’t aware of that. They just think of cigarettes, smoking equals cancer, equals nicotine, equals you’re doing something bad.
the nicotine obviously gets you partly addicted and then Meh. Makes you smoke more cigarettes, which is
So they do there is, like, almost there’s kind of, like, some blame you could put towards nicotine.
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Well, the the real issue is that many cigarettes, they add a bunch of stuff to make them more addictive.
Ai. That’s the the issue is that if they would take all that out, they wouldn’t I mean, obviously, it’s so bad you shouldn’t be breathing smoke
at the ai. Vatsal spirits. Right? Those are the ones. Or Meh
But did you ever see that Russell Crowe movie? The ai where he plays the
ai? Jeffrey Wiegand. Right. Yeah. Right.
Is that who the character was that he’s playing?
That’s that’s who he’s playing is. Jeffrey Wagon. Yeah. That’s a cool That
is so crazy that they did that.
Yeah. That makes you so mad when you watch it. You’re like, you knew. Yeah. And, like, You
knew and you tricked people by making it more addictive. Yeah. Ai, with chemicals. Yeah. Look at how much That’s crazy.
Look how much sugars and food But here’s my
meh why is it okay to do that with cigarettes, but they would never be okay to do that with cheeseburgers? If we found out that McDonald’s is putting fentanyl in the cheeseburgers and made you come back and eat more cheeseburgers there, we’d be like, no fucking way. That’s crazy.
You’re making it more addictive. That’s crazy. You can’t do that.
The sugar that’s in it does the same thing. Sort ai.
Sort of. Yeah. I would say it does. But it doesn’t I’m sorry. Killing you. Well, it ai.
Oh, shit. I don’t know. Yeah. It kinda can. It kinda
can. It’s ai very low dose poison. You know, essentially, like, if you have a very good diet and you occasionally have a quarter pounder, you’re gonna live.
It’s a low dose poison. Your body can filter out most of that stuff. The the real problem seems to be when it becomes the primary focus of what you eat. Could you just
Getting a bunch of inflammation causing bullshit that your body doesn’t know how to get rid of? Your body’s like, what is this you’re feeding me?
But, god, it feels so good. Sai good. At the moment. Jesus. Oh, in the moment, it is. Yo, that’s heaven on earth.
I had a quarter pounder once a couple years ago, and I haven’t had one. If I do go to McDonald’s, I always eat Filet O’Fishes. I love those fucking fish.
I love those fucking fish.
They’re That’s weird, man.
No. That’s weird. Because I can’t lie to myself and pretend that’s ram cheeseburger, you know. Ai You can lie and sai that that’s fish? Yes. That is fish? It’s a thing. It’s whatever it is. It’s a sweet bun and a a delicious salty fish like thing in the center with that tartar sauce. It’s just yummy.
You don’t have to justify it to me. I mean, I
you ai? I don’t particularly like the taste of, like, those kind of burgers. I ai, like, a good smash burger or, like, an In N Out burger.
You can’t go wrong, man. It’s the
Can’t go wrong. Ai, In N Out burgers are if you don’t like them, I don’t like you. How about that?
It’s not. People wanna compare it to In N Out. Like, Texas people get crazy. Like, you’re getting crazy. This is how we had a civil war. Like, you gotta look at look at things realistically.
Now in that war, I’m taking the Whataburger people over the Internet people.
100%. The In N Out people
are not armed. No. Those Whataburger Bubba’s are coming to
I mean, they started in the wrong state for
Ai is state that’s telling people that if someone breaks into your house, you you should flee. You shouldn’t, tell
them to get out of your house. Get out of your own house. Yeah. Yeah. That’s his name.
You should gather up your child and run up the hill behind your house and flee and hope they don’t shoot you in the back.
Well, that’s that’s a good idea.
It’s like you can’t it’s ai that piece of shit ai. Like Ace of Carter? Yeah. Yep. You there’s gonna be nutty on both sides.
There’s gonna be nutty on the left and nutty on the ai. And it’s up to us which is ai most people are just reasonable. Reasonable
In the center, live and let live. Yeah. If you had ai an an ethic for this country, What are we about? We’re supposed to be about freedom, live and let live. But the problem is
The people on the far crazy screaming left and the people on the far crazy screaming right are all fucking losers. Yeah. And those fucking losers make you be connected with them and all their stupidity and Yeah. Poisons all the ideas that they agree with
And they’re so much louder, so you think there’s more of them when in reality, it’s ai, what, 5% probably of each ai? Exactly. And then the other
I don’t even think it’s 5%. They’re just the ones that are online all day long. And then on top of that, you get a bunch of people who are paid to do it. Yeah. So it’s like, oh my god. When you see tweets, like, people get busted all the time now. These, air quotes influencers Yeah.
They’ll tweet something, and then you’ll see, like, 30 versions of the same tweet
Like, ram now, forever, I’ll never listen to
you again. That’s amazing. And there’s yeah.
not a left wing thing. It’s not a right wing thing. I see it with fucking everything. It’s like Yeah. There’s like large scale manipulation going on. That’s ai really nuts to see. I like Did you see about that Reddit dead Internet thing? Reddit dead Internet. Did you see Jamie, do you know about this?
Like, there’s Sai believe it’s ai be a lawsuit. Oh. So this company, used a bunch of chatbots. I believe it was on Reddit. I I just sent it to someone. I’ll find it if you can’t find it.
But I think I forget what the argument was about, but, essentially, they’re getting in trouble for facilitating these fake arguments, like, as an experiment. Oh. Which is if
For sure, countries are doing that. Reddit threatens to sue researchers who ran a dead Internet AI experiment on its site. Deeply raw on a both moral and, legal level.
So this is what they did. Change Ai View is the subreddit. Long been a contentious place for Reddit users to post an opinion and understand other people’s perspective. Form filled with fiery but largely civil debates covering everything from the role, political activism, to the dangers of social media and echo chambers. Okay.
Lately though, not every user posting on the forum has been a real human. As four zero four media reported this week, University of Zurich researchers dispatched an army of, boy, Zurich? That’s not a good place to do it from ai. You shouldn’t be involved in
Sketchy. Yeah. Research, dispatched an army of AI chat bots to debate human users on the subreddit in a secret experiment designed to investigate whether the tech could be used to change people’s minds. The optics were horrendous with bots claiming to be characters, including a survivor of sexual assault and a black man who opposes the Black Lives Matter movement.
Worse yet, the AI models scoured the post history of users they were applying to in order to be as convincing as possible. Basically, a formalized trial run of the dead Internet theory that much of the Internet is already AI generated. You know about that theory? The AI, dead Internet theory.
So the idea is that, AI becomes sentient and completely fakes the Internet. Fakes the Internet? Yeah. Pull pull it up, Jamie.
Like Ai, I don’t know if it explained it in that article.
But there was a link in that article under when it got to dead Internet theory. There was actually a link. It was right there. Where is it? Perhaps. Scroll down a little bit.
It didn’t have a link. The link was actually about it passing the Turing test, which is it
already did. Right. Right.
Oh, did the Internet die in 2016?
Is it ai? Do you think so? There’s a lot of coups, like people with schizophrenia that get things ai. Like, they Yeah. That is kind
of the problem is they’re not always wrong.
Ai, eventually, they’re right. Like Yeah. Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, you know, that ai, his whole thing was that technology was gonna overtake the human race. Right. And I think he’s right.
Yeah. You know, he wasn’t necessarily wrong. He was just wrong to be blowing people up.
Oh, well, he was That’s the really fucked up. Yeah. Did you ever see the Netflix? Stuff. Did you see the Netflix Yeah. Spec documentary when they go over his life when he was a baby, when they left him in the crib Yeah. And he never got touched for, like, months?
Which immediately, permanent damage. Permanent damage. You’re screwed.
You can’t fix that. Yeah.
Ai, sai you meh those wide eyes, you know, where And then someone’s crazy.
He gets in the Harvard LSD studies where they humiliate him while he’s on acid.
Yeah. Yeah. Because he was part of the MK Ultra. Like, he had the professor that was, like, recruiting impressionable, but highly intelligent young men and
is that program? Meh Ultra’s wild. Wow. That’s the that is one of the most interesting the CIA in general, let me just, like this is a rabbit hole of just the craziest things I’ve ever seen. But, like, all the Manson stuff, which I’m obsessed with Charles Vatsal, so all that stuff is
Oh, the Manson stuff’s crazy. Yeah. The CIA stuff’s not even a rabbit hole. It’s like one of them labyrinths that they find in Turkey that could ai, 2,000 people could live underground. You’re like, who built this?
fuck is this? Yeah. Like the How long has this been going on?
Like the French Catacombs where it’s just like people get lost every day and all that. If you go down to
the CIA rabbit hole, you’ll find a city, like, a civilization
And then you have to think, okay. But also, Russia has the same sort of operation going for Russia. Right. Right? Every country has them.
Yeah. Everybody has the CIA, KGB. I mean
Ai all get rid of CIA, and then what? We get taken over completely by Russia and China? It’s like, slow down, everybody. Yeah. Like, there’s a a nutty AI war going on right in front of your face. You just haven’t heard the bombs go off yet.
It’s happening right now.
And if they pulled that off from the University of Zurich, which is kinda creepy Yeah. That a university would, like, do that, pretend to be a, you know, a black guy who’s, against the Black Lives Matter movement and a woman who survived a sexual assault. You’re just making it up Yeah. With AI chatbots. Like, this is fucking wild.
And just to see how people react, how what the fuck do you think is gonna happen?
Or find somebody who actually is one of those people and then see how people react, if that’s what you want to do. Like, you don’t have to pretend to be one. There are Sure. Lots of people who
can just prove volunteer and you could have a whole study control group, you know, have the whole thing.
Yeah. You don’t have to do it anonymously on the Internet under false pretenses.
wouldn’t have to do that.
Unless you just want to have fun. I mean, I guess that’s their
But the problem is ai you’re doing a study with real people, they know they’re in a study.
Yeah. What’s that? There’s a law ai a, where, like, you can’t there’s something about being observed, like, ruins the thing or whatever. Like, it’s part of, like, ai I don’t know. I suck at science, but I think there’s some
don’t even know if that’s science. I’m just talking about, like, humans. Like, if people know they’re being Right. Watched as a part of a study
Then you behave completely differently.
Yeah. You’re gonna influence
Well, it’s ai like if you get asked a question to be part of a survey, you’re not answering that thing accurately.
Even if it’s anonymous. Right. Just because you know that, like, your answer is gonna be make you look maybe a little bit bad, you’ll you’ll church up your answer a little. Maybe not outright ai, but if it asks you meh many drinks do you have a week, you’re not telling them the exact you’re not counting them up.
You’re going, six to eight sounds about right.
Yeah. This uncertainty is why I think we’re super vulnerable. Yeah. Because this uncertainty is, why we’re all gonna be very vulnerable. Excuse me. Yeah. Sorry. We’re gonna be really vulnerable to any sort of electronic bridge
That they start using, like, whether it’s a a wearable or an implant Yeah. That lets you legitimately read minds, which I think I fucking think is in our lifetime.
It’s so scary to you because we’ll give it up to know the truth. People will give it up to know the truth.
mean, think about which how much of your data you give just so that you can Google things. Like, figure how much how much money they make off of your data and giving out your email address and all the fucking spam text that you get every day, all the chaos. We you gave that up. Yeah. Ai blind. Just for free Internet.
Just for free Google. Yeah.
I give it up. I don’t give a damn. I just give it all up.
Everybody does. But imagine, like, what Google would cost. Like, if if Google was a pay thing and the only way you could ever know anything about what’s going on in the world, you have to search it. Every search engine cost money.
It’s like, woah. But instead, you get this free value. But wouldn’t you rather not pay? Of course. But it what if you paid for it and then they couldn’t use any of your data ever, and it was a totally, like, honest relationship, and you’re not allowed to curate the information either.
have to, like, put out the information as it exists online. Right. Right. Yeah. We gave up privacy. We gave up our data, and we didn’t even think about it. We didn’t even know it was a thing that we’re giving up. And then we’re gonna give up sentience. We’re gonna we’re gonna we’re gonna fucking be connected to the hive mind. Yeah. I really think so.
Yeah. Because it’s weird, like, with the, you know, online, like, data privacy. Like, you don’t really know what it is that you’re giving up. It’s not like normal privacy where, like, if somebody asks, like, hey. Can I take a picture of your driver’s license? You’d say, no. What are you talking about? No.
You can’t. Right. But they can get the majority of that information through you know, they can ram, you know, meh your address, get your well, they can find out even more information about you through giving up, like, your your privacy, like, data privacy.
But we don’t ai no. We don’t have, like, a list of what they’re getting. I mean, I guess you do if you read that whole damn thing, but who’s reading that? Ai, privacy terms
Nobody ai it. Somebody told me there was something that we might have to edit this out. It’s not true. But somebody told me there’s something fucked up about Google’s, terms and whatever terms ai. There were the thing that you have to agree to, that it has something in there that you’ll agree to mediation.
Yeah. Like, in case of some sort of a dispute, a legal dispute, you you’ve agreed to mediation in the sai you’re not gonna sue them?
So you can’t really? Yeah. Like, whenever you get hired at a new job, they have those kinds of, like, clauses, typically. Yeah. Yeah. That’s that’s so weird. If
it’s true. Yeah. Well But we need to find out if it’s true. Because somebody was telling telling it to meh, and I was ai, wait. What? Yeah. That sounds insane. Voluntary
and neither you nor Google
are this amount. So I typed that in, it still pops up.
Except as required by applicable law, mediation is voluntary, and neither you nor Google are obligated to settle disputes through mediation.
Yeah. I don’t know the context in which you were told it because this is, like, for good
long hours. Ai said Uber.
I think you said Google, I thought.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Google to Uber. Oh, I’m sorry.
Uber. I’m sorry. I was I probably mumbled. Uber. Okay. Uber’s terms of service include a binding arbitration clause, meaning users agree to resolve disputes through arbitration rather than in court. This arbitration is individual and nonconsolidated, meaning you can’t join with others in a class action suit.
Uber also limits its liability and states that drivers are independent contractors, not employees. If you have a dispute, you could try to resolve it through mediation, but it may ultimately be resolved through arbitration.
Jesus. That’s kinda wild. It’s like we have our own rules.
Our laws no. No. No. Forget about the laws of
Now you agree to a legal contract. That’s, like, very sneaky. Very. Right? Because if there’s, like, laws if we have laws to prevent fraud and laws to prevent negligence Yeah. We have those for companies, and you’re a company, like, no. We’re not. Yeah. We’re not even a company. Yeah. There’s people they’re independent contractors.
Oh, you have no liability at all, and you make all the money. What a great deal. Who did you pay? Who did you who did you fucking pay off to get that sweetheart of a deal?
Yeah. And, also, how many people know what arbitration is? Because I’ll be sana, I don’t know what it is. I was just kinda going with
it. Scary. If you gotta go through arbitration, I
could not ai shah arbitration is.
kinda agreed with everything.
Well, I think what essentially, they’re saying that you have to have a conversation with them outside of, like, a judge and jury ruling. You know what I mean? Like, we have to have some sort of mediation. I think that’s what they’re saying. Probably. I could be wrong.
Well, if that is, yeah, I’m sure that’s in your best interest.
Yeah. Ai Yeah. That’s wild.
The thing about Uber is if they’re just private contractors, then it becomes ai, okay, what is your responsibility to screen these private contractors? Because some of these people might be psychos and, you know, you’re a woman and you get in the car with someone who hasn’t been vetted and they’re a psycho.
I’m wondering if this has to do
Where is it based? On the moon? I’m talking
about the laws of The Netherlands.
The Netherlands. The net Wow. Well, that would be a good move. You gotta start somewhere where they’ve you know, the Nazis rolled through with fucking tanks. That’s
what it says. Yeah. It’s either that or Luxembourg, whichever one
Did the Nazis get to Netherlands?
Ai keeps talking about Amsterdam. Yeah. That’s where Anne Ram. What
Amsterdam. Vienna Convention.
That’s right. Yeah. Yeah. Vienna Convention on the international sale of goods shall not apply. Okay. Except as ai set forth in these terms, these terms shall be exclusively governed and construed in accordance with the laws of The Netherlands, excluding its rules on conflicts of laws.
Excluding its rules on conflicts of laws. What does that mean?
That’s a weird thing to say.
This may as well be Portuguese as far as
In accordance with the laws of The Netherlands, excluding its rules on conflicts of laws. I
So conflicts of laws just be I
could copy and paste this in, Grok or Chad GPG? Oh,
no. We’re going on so many rabbit holes.
Explain this to an American, please.
Kids use Uber so much, man, that, like, a small percentage comparative to the past Mhmm. Of kids, are getting their driver’s licenses. Good. You’re probably right.
Got is Grok your favorite to use? What do you like to use most?
Back and Sai you have to go Ai honestly think you have to test them all when you’re asking a question you really want the answer
It’s fair response. You varying responses. I had I had a chat g b t lie to me yesterday four times in a row.
Look how quick this is. Let me break this down for
An American audience in plain language.
This selection of a contrast explains sai, this is what I’m saying. Like, if it’s already happened
If if AI has already taken over, we’ve already agreed by the timing of your book, the synchronicity is is real, and that maybe the simulation is real. And then if if it’s gonna be simulated, it’s not gonna be simulated by a bunch of people. It’s gonna be simulated by artificial intelligence.
There’d be way more mistakes if it was people.
Yeah. Dutch law applies. Contract government of the laws of Netherlands, not US law. This means Dutch legal principles will guide how the contract is interpreted except for conflicts of laws rules, which deal with choosing which country’s laws apply. Oh, that’s what it is. Also, an international treaty called the Vienna Convention, which covers sales of goods doesn’t apply here.
So what they’re essentially saying, like, we go by The Netherlands laws. If you have different laws in Ai States, go pound sand. Those don’t matter.
in The Netherlands. Your your lawsuits here.
It also probably depends on what happened. Like, if you if it’s a speed limit thing, you go by the rules of the speed limit. But if it’s something about, you know, interpersonal, the driver and the the antenna Don’t
you do business in a particular country, you’d have to follow the laws of that country. Doesn’t that just You would think. Yeah. I mean, I’m not even trying to be unreasonable here. Maybe they’re better in The Netherlands. Maybe they’re more fair. I don’t know. It’s not even a, like, a value judgment. I don’t know. Maybe they are. Maybe they just want the best for their their customers. Yeah.
sai, you know what? If they really wanna sue the fuck out of us and win, we really should do it in The Netherlands. Maybe.
Isn’t it weird that? The Hague is in The Netherlands. Right? You know, with the world, like, what do you
Crimes against humanity, like war crimes is all in The Hague. Yeah. Oh.
know if it means anything either, but Sai would imagine if you’re doing business in China, you don’t allow to say, yeah, but US rules only. We only ai every so if you wanna sue us, it’s you gotta fucking sue us in Alabama. Yeah. Yeah. They’d be like, fuck you. I’ll sue you right here.
What are you talking about? Our place.
Yeah. You’re doing business in China. You get sued in China, motherfucker.
You should always no matter what, wherever you are, you gotta follow those laws. That would I mean, how is that not? Super reasonable. Seems like it. You should be able
to avoid that by, like, setting up shop in some fucking dictatorship somewhere. You know? Like, your homies with some ai as a dictator and you’re like, bro, you wanna make some money together? Ai. Just we’ll incorporate in your country. Let’s let’s fucking raise some cash. Yeah. Yeah. It’s, it’s all very weird. It’s very weird.
It’s but the the driverless car thing might be even weirder because that’s a solution out of it. Like, man, I don’t trust these Uber drivers. They’re sketchy, man. Good. Get him one of those fucking robot cars.
Yeah. Get in one of those Waymos where you can’t even bribe it. Okay? Yeah. The government’s trying to get you and you’re they’re they have a setup for you. Go, bro, change of plans. This is what I want you to do. I’m gonna give you $500. You’re gonna drive me to Ohio. You know what I mean?
You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like, you could do that. Yeah. Like, if the government’s after you and you’re in a fucking Uber bryden the guy’s cool, we go, listen, dude. I’m gonna make this worth your ai.
It’s a four hour drive, four hours back.
Yeah. How do you do that to Waymo? You don’t.
You don’t. They meh you. They shut the car off. You they lock the doors.
You And you’re locked in an Uber contract probably.
Yeah. Waymo is partnered with Uber. Oh, I know.
Because I just I was gonna get in one yesterday. I was like, I would I haven’t been Austin in a long time. Like, I used to come down here a lot, like, in high school or whatever. You know, sneak into bars and whatnot. And, I saw these Waymos. Like, what the hell was this thing? I’ve never heard of this. Didn’t know this existed. And I see it, like, driving around, nobody ai.
Sai do not like this at all. But immediately downloaded the Uber and Waymo app because I was like, well, let me just get one to take
me up to, like, Sixth Street or something. Did you get in?
No. No? No. I chickened out. I just don’t think
because what if it just doesn’t wanna take me there? Like, if something happens where he’s like, you know what I would like to do? Take you down 35 at about 90 miles an hour in the wrong lane.
You know? But if my front camera goes out ai I can’t see what’s in front of me and I just start plowing into other cars. Like Yeah. I’m not saying that that’s gonna happen or wherever will happen. I’m sure there’s a bunch of backup cameras. Don’t get me wrong. But it just sketches me out.
Although, I do think it’s inevitable.
Yeah. I looked it up. There’s only been one fatality involving one, and it wasn’t even their fault. There was a driverless one where someone rear ended the Waymo, like, you know. So I was like, well
They seem pretty sai. Like, in terms of, like, the way they drive too, they drive real slow and steady, and they’re easy to avoid.
I could see taking one, like, if you’re just going around, like, a neighborhood or something. You know? You just, like, you’re never going above 30 miles an hour. Yeah. Getting on, like, the interstate in one of these things. Imagine if you
could show this to Ted Kaczynski. Get them away from me. He’s ai, I was right. I was right. They’re coming to get ai. Back to our meh. We are we are allowing them to come to get us. We’re paying for them. We’re psyched. Like, woah. This is cool. Yeah. I’m guilty of it.
I have a Tesla that does, it does auto driving. You go do do do.
You turn this button on, and it fucking stops. It stops ai, hits its blinkers, goes around stuff. It’s crazy. Do you use it? Very rarely.
It weirds me out. But I do sometimes. Yeah. I mean, I’ve done it like I’ve have it driven me home three or four ai. Just like doo doo. Just like this is crazy. Just because it’s weird, you know, but I’m always my hands are close. You know? I’m I’m never, like, looking at my phone or anything like
I would trust that. Like, if, you know, just sitting in there and, like, kinda you you could take control if you need if need be.
But that’s the bridge, bro. Yeah. That’s the bridge.
That’s the bridge to transhumanism. Wow.
I think we all need to stay in our separate no bridges.
I agree, but I think we’re going. Wow. I think we are the last of these ai of people. And then the people from now on will be, like, personally, like, physically integrated with some
kind of electronics. Yeah. I don’t like that one bit. Too too much of an acoustic top fella. I can’t be
I think there’s so much wild genetic stuff going on right now that Yeah. They’re gonna change what it means to be a person within our lifetime. Like, there’s some there was a thing in Ai. See if you could find this. Do you know what a tardigrade is? No. Tardigrades are these really weird little almost insect looking things that are unbelievably durable.
They’re ai, microscopic little fuckers.
Yeah. They call them, like, something bears
Yeah. What do they call them? What kind of bears?
Little water bears. Water bears. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. So these little fuckers can survive forever in space, for whatever reason. They go into, like, hibernation in space. Like Ai want them. And they think there’s some of them from the Japanese lunar lander that are actually on the moon. They think tardigrades are on the moon and that they’re, like, in a suspended state of animation. And that if you brought them back to The United States Yeah.
They’d kick back in and be alive again. That’s how crazy these little fuckers are. So weird. So there was this Chinese experiment where they’re integrating tardigrade DNA into human DNA.
That’s a good there’s nothing that could ever go wrong with doing that.
Jeez. But what happens if someone develops, like, a bulletproof immortal human that lives, like, literally lives forever unless it gets hit with a meteor? Ai, that’s not outside of what’s possible, man. No. They they developed, or they were developing some kind see if you can find that first form. Make you Google this.
But they were trying to develop some sort of bulletproof human skin using spider silk.
Sai they were gonna Sana makes sense. Like Kevlar’s spider silk.
But your own skin. Oh. Ai, with gene splicing.
I don’t like that. The gene splicing thing freaks me out ai like that movie. I don’t know if you ever saw that with Adrian.
I did. Already. Oh, that was crazy.
Is is a great movie, but, like, just seeing on it, I’m ai, Sai Yeah. That’s what my what my mind immediately goes to is him banging this thing with
a dragon and things like that. That thing was sick. Yeah. It was a kind of a goofy movie. Oh, yeah.
wasn’t like like, wow. I I would really believe that was happening.
No. It was Schindler’s List or something. Yeah. It was I mean, yeah.
It was ai goofy, but it was fun. And it was, just very strange, you know, that like, because you go, okay. I could kinda see that happening.
For sure. Yeah. I think so. I mean, that’s kind of what a lot of that is. I just what was that CRISPR? You remember that thing? It was kind of a that was a talking point for Well,
they have CRISPR too now, which is even more effective, apparently.
This is made by an artist.
Bulletproof skin is made of goat no. This isn’t
No. There was What’s that?
Lab grown skin, reinforced spider silk can stop bullets, but when you go to what it actually is
It’s not bullshit, but it’s just, you you know, it’s someone sort of explaining things differently.
I meh, I thought there was a it was a study about human skin.
That’s what I think that they were trying to say.
it’s, like, a bullshit headline in this story?
And this back ram 2018 is when this went to
did you find anything in the tardigrade thing?
Yeah. And it had, they were explaining what it did. So there’s, it showed that there was a clean transfer. New cells function normally.
But also demonstrating increased rate of cell growth.
They’re trying to make them, immune to, radiation is what the idea was.
They’re making super people, man. They’re making X Men. That is so crazy. That is wild. They’re gonna put I
into humans. God, that makes me so uncomfortable.
They may create super soldiers. What the fuck? So okay. China has already done, these genetic experiments on babies that are supposed to, inoculate them to HIV, but also somehow increase their intelligence. And Okay. The guy got in trouble, and they sai, you’re bad. You shouldn’t have done that research that we paid you to do.
And so they put him in jail for, like, a couple of years.
Yeah. Called to play golf. Right.
And then Goodfellas. Now he’s out. Yeah. But that happened. And that’s just what we we know about publicly. Ai, why would they tell if they were, like, making super soldiers and if they were, like by the time we hear about it, there’s probably some mountain in China that has an underground base just like we have, just like Arya 51.
Yeah. You have some base carved to the side of a mountain. They’re doing wild shit over there.
Where Jared Leto lives or whatever.
He lives in the one that’s connected to the music scene in Laurel Canyon. You know, because it’s all ai you know, the the whole music scene has, like, weird intelligence agencies.
Yeah. With all those people ai Joni Mitchell, Neil Young well, maybe not Neil Young, but, like, yeah, the ai, a lot of those artists had, like, many meh
big big big big big big big arya ai
big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big
big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big
big big big big big big big ai you first you first hear about that one, we go, what? Get out of here.
But then you hear, well, no. Like, it’s not like these artists didn’t exist
But why did they become famous? Why did they get promoted? Like, what what was it about? Was it a do you think it’s just ai a psychology? But because, like, take a guy in the Laurel Canyon scene like Hendrix. Like, you can’t make a Hendrix accidentally. Or you can’t make a, Jim Morrison.
Even though his dad was, like, there’s something about that ai. The way he sana, his just the way it felt, like, when he was on stage. He was a star, man. I don’t think you could turn a person who isn’t that into that.
No. Not even close. No. No. You can you can pump up, like, a pop idol. You can’t really pump up a rock star.
Right. You can make a boy band.
You can make a boy band. You could, you know, make Ariana Grande out of, you know, Clay and send her ass out of there.
You can’t make Bob Dylan.
Yeah. You can’t do that to Jim Morrison. You can’t do that to, like, a lot of those. Like, a actual rock star
Is just that’s ai a flash in the pan. Like, it happened. We don’t know how it happened. Any kind
of musical star. It’s ai, it either you know, there’s no way I shouldn’t say no way. But I don’t think the intelligence agencies Mhmm. Can, like, get a guy and train them No. To be that.
No. You could, like, take a budding Yeah. Scene and pump it up, but but that scene’s already there. Like, it it was already gonna exist. Like, it already was existing. I mean, there was, like, the beatnik stuff in New York that was already happening way before any of this. So, like and they were just kind of the next generation of that, just the West Coast version. But there’s, you know, there’s like, that’s all that was already there.
So, yeah, if you sana say there’s, like, a conspiracy that they pumped it up and, like, put more money into, like, marketing their music to make sure that though those artists’ music got sold more and played on the radio more, like ai of a payola sort of thing. Right. That makes sense. Yeah.
That could be I don’t know that it happened, but
I ai. It’s it’s confusing. Right? Because you wanna draw conclusions, but then you get her go, okay. You can’t invent Jazz Joplin.
make that in the lab. No. Like, you know, when she’s singing Piece of My Heart, you know, like
Just you just ai that is either that’s like God just kissed her with this talent. Yeah. You can’t, like, engineer that, I don’t think.
But if they if they could do that, they could they could manipulate all of reality.
Well, if they could do that, then they should probably do another one. Jesus Christ. I mean, the amount of tyler, dude, that I’ve seen, like, people on TV, there’s supposed to be these, like, massively famous artists. I’m like, I don’t know who any of these people are. And I’m, like, in the age where I should still know who all these people are.
Like, I’m pretty young, but, like, yeah, I don’t know who they are, and they all sound horrible. Like, I’m just I don’t like, the like, this is the proof of there being some simulation where we’re all just, like, listening to the same. But I wonder if people thought that about every damn genre of ai.
Like I think they I don’t know. Did, but I think there’s something particularly lost about this current generation because of social media. Yeah. Because of what we’re talking about with those chat bots arguing with each other and we know for sure that happens all over Twitter and Instagram.
Ram a lot of bot accounts and just I think people are super confused as to, like, what’s, like, a real thing. Right. What’s real? What resonates? Like, what feels what feels what’s cool and what’s not? What’s what’s being promoted and artificially astroturfed and what’s just fucking cool where it draws people into it?
And it’s harder to tell now. It’s tricky.
Well, it also seems like there isn’t because, like, you know, you go back to, let’s say, ai, the sixties, and you think, like, okay, late sixties, this is the time of, like, you know, Hendrix and, like, the Rolling Stones, the Sergeant Pepper, like Right. He’s, like, the highly influential experimental musician. Boston. Yeah. Ram. Cream was, like, you know, hadn’t broken up meh. The burger was in, like, ’70.
But, like, the number one song in, like, 1969, or one of them was, you know, Sugar Sugar by the Archies. It’s ai one of the most mainstream bubblegum pop songs ever. It’s ai the the result but but those, like, Hendrix and stuff were still there. Like, it was in the zeitgeist. It was still popular.
But now it’s ai those types of people are nowhere to even be found, and it’s all just the Sugar Sugar type things,
But there’s still a lot of really good bands now.
Well, there arya. The thing is, like, the
whole music business is weird because you don’t sell anything anymore other than tickets to come see people.
But yet, there’s still a giant industry that is involved in promoting and taking these artists and, you know, essentially locking them up to these deals.
Well, yeah. Because you get the ticket money.
I mean Yeah. But they get the ticket money now. And that’s the thing that the music companies didn’t used to get.
Exactly. So so yeah. You still are gonna arya, distribute the way that you would have in the past, but now you’re just getting your your slice of cake from a different p you know, you’re getting it from a different area than you used to. But you’re still pumping them out, you know, pumping them up for the same reason ultimately to make money. It’s just you’re getting it in a different way.
I’m saying is that now a bunch of people are merging that aren’t doing any of that stuff. You got, like, your tyler creator type dudes Yeah.
Completely disconnected from that system. Makes his own music. Right. Makes his own he’s the creator of his own domain.
You don’t need all those people. And so you have this weird thing happening now where you have a lot of, like, astroturf stuff. A lot of stuff that just, like, thrown out there to try to get people to link. It sounds like stuff that people like and it’s created. But you still have a lot more opportunity for legit artists to just like Zac Bryden just emerged from, like, TikTok clips or whatever they were. Yeah. Right. Right. Right.
Yeah. There’s always gonna be the ones who come out in, like, the indie way, you know, of, like like, what Tarantino was for, like, movies, you know, Like, come out, like, I’m doing this all on my own and like, there’s there’s always gonna be those people. I just think it seems like there’s not a lot of those that that get to the high
breakthrough, it fucking means something.
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Do you wanna sana hear his new song and we can’t play it on the show? Sure. Just Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How about this? Well, everybody at home will be right back. That’s what I’m talking about.
Dude. See That’s that Jesus. Exists. Right? So in the middle of all this honey, honey, sugar, sugar shit that
there’s still there’s still all over Anthony. There’s still people out there that are Right. Legit. They’re legit. There’s a bunch, man. There’s a lot. There’s just a lot of noise.
Yes. True. And I think I also just don’t try to find things as much.
what I mean? Like, I don’t, like, pursue it the way I probably should. Because I in my head, I just have this, like, bias of, like, ai it came out in the last twenty years, I don’t care. Like
It’s hard to find stuff. You know? It’s ai, I get suggestions from a lot of my friends. That’s some of the my the best songs. Yeah. But, also, Spotify has a really good I ai I work for Spotify. Blah blah blah. But for real, they their their suggestion thing is legit. It’s amazing.
The the algorithm’s very good. It’s legit. It knows, like, the kind of vibe you’re into.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I because I’ll look, you know, put in just some, like, random playlist or, like, in my head, think of, like, well, what do I wanna hear, like, right now? How about, like, seventies garage rock? And I’ll just put that in, and there’s, like, all this amazing stuff.
It’ll have, like, some deep cuts from, like, The Stones, which is, like, one of my favorite bands and, like, you know, just all this other stuff that I’ve never heard before, but it all came out around that time, has the same sound. And there’s never, like, a a miss on that whole list of, like, 200 songs.
This is, like, incredible.
There’s some great playlist.
know, it’s, like, that’s what’s interesting too about people curating their own playlist. Ai, like, there’s a bunch of my friends that’ll give me their playlist. Like, Tony gave me one of his playlist the other day. I was
like, goddamn. This is fucking legit. Yeah.
A bunch of cool shit that I never heard before. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I make I make playlist all the time. That’s one of my favorite things to do is, like, a hobby is to make playlist for people. Oh. I love it. Like, if they tell me, like, oh, I’m like, I’d, like, wanna know more songs that sound like this. I’ll be like, got you.
I’ll make you a playlist and send it to you. I love doing stuff like that for people. Yeah.
Yeah. I only have one playlist, but it’s, like, thirty nine hours long.
how much do you really need? Yeah.
It’s ridiculous, though, to try to find, songs in it. I have to use the search bar.
I can never just scroll down. There’s too many of them.
Ai I have probably 40 playlists
Because I do them by, like, decades, and then I’ll do genres within decades.
Well, I’m just, like, slightly autistic.
oh, gotta be 55, 50 six. Like, enough to where I can, like, you know, I can function. Do you smell math? No. Sai see, any when it comes to that, I don’t have any of that autism. Ai just have the weird, like, I can’t handle too many sounds.
Yeah. No. I can’t handle a lot of stimulus, and then I make playlists or do jigsaw puzzles.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or or read twenty four seven and look up random, you know, bullshit.
That’s the superpower of it. Right?
I think so. I mean, I’ve yeah. Ai I’m glad I have, you know, if I’m really autistic. But if I am, I’m glad
I have that. I’d be really shocked. Ai?
you go. I’m self diagnosed. Right?
ai it? I mean, as much as, you know.
Ai guilty as charged. I self diagnosed myself with ADHD.
Yeah. But you, you know, but you know yourself better than anybody else. Yeah. So you should be able to self diagnose yourself.
don’t think necessarily ADHD is even totally real. You know? I think it’s one of those things for people that just think differently and they’re fucking bored as shit and they can’t pay attention to stuff that sucks.
Well, and there probably is some disorder in it. But to, like because I I don’t think it’s necessarily wrong to say that there is, like, a a thing, but to say that it’s, like, a disorder and that the that it’s negative and that it needs to be treated is different. Like, I don’t think ADHD necessarily needs to be treated. It just needs to be, like, funneled.
It’s only disorder because we have a very rigid civilization.
If we so we don’t live in accordance to the way our bodies were designed. Our bodies were designed to be hunter gatherers. That’s the the reality. That’s the reality because it takes so long to become a hunter and gatherer, and it took, like, hundreds of thousands of years for us to be good at it.
Yeah. And we’ve only been living in civilization for a little tiny little length of time.
Sai our fucking programming is all not to sit still all day, not to stare at a fucking teacher, not to be bored memorizing shit. Our old thing is, like, be active, do something, learn get excited about something. So we have, like, an entire forgotten group of people that have so much energy, and they have they have all these interests that are not what you’re dulling them down with all day long.
And they could learn in a way better manner by Yeah. Just, like, participating in things and, yeah, reading stuff as well. But having a teacher that actually is enthusiastic about it where they meh you excited about it, like, not having to sit down all day. You’re fucking 10.
You wanna run. You wanna play with your friends.
wanna have fun, and you just sit there. And by the end of the day, you’re like, ugh. I hate school
Because it’s fucking boring.
Yeah. School sucks. Like, school ruins, fucking everything. It ruins the natural love of learning that I think most humans have. It’s ruined by public by schools. Because, well, one, you’re there way longer than you should be. There’s no reason a kid should be in school for eight hours, nine hours sometimes.
Why why would a eight year old need to be in school that long?
It’s a real good question.
Doesn’t make any sense. What do they actually what are you teaching an eight, a 10 year old in eight hours?
Like That they’re gonna meh. Yeah.
And also, I mean, like, don’t have you don’t have to have recess. You don’t have to have all these extra things. Like, you can shorten all this down, make it more streamlined, and have kids home. But it’s just to prepare people for a nine to ai. And so many two, you know, parent or so many households have both parents working, so it’s ai, well, it is kinda nice to not have a babysitter.
You just send your kid to school and
You know, have your kid be a latchkey kid ai I was. Yeah. Like I was too?
Yeah. That was a normal thing back then. You know? No one thought twice about letting your kids just go outside. Like, all the kids in the neighborhood, we all grew up like that. We all would just go over each other’s houses. We just come home from school, blow his home, you had a key, you know?
Yeah. Yeah. I would just come in and start, like, playing guitar or something. I mean, I didn’t go around the the neighborhood. It was A lot of meth labs, a lot of fully functioning.
You lived in meth labs when you were a kid?
Well, East Texas, which is Don’t, you
know, don’t have to say don’t brat ram
There’s some of them. Ai now. It’s
Yeah. Well, they’ve actually all ai of blown themselves up since then.
Funny how that works. Yeah.
It’s sai yeah. Nature really has a way of taking care of vatsal. You know?
Man, it’s such a crazy decision to make. I’m gonna cook meth in a trailer.
Yeah. One blew up. Like, the one next to my house blew up not that long ago. Like, I was just asleep. I thought I heard a shotgun and looked, and there’s just fire. And I was like, what is this? I was like, oh, yeah.
Yeah. I’m imagining a slow mo of the trailer blowing up with that Oliver Anthony song playing in the background.
wouldn’t be far off. Boom. Yeah. It’s pretty close. But yeah.
Vatsal labs are known. They are known to go up badly. Yeah.
It was not a neighborhood that you go, like, ride bikes around and, like, play and shah like that.
But because you’re cooking meth and you’re on meth. Yeah. Yeah. Is that right?
Yeah. Yeah. Even if you’re not on meth, you’re in contact with it all the ai, so you’re probably getting at least a skin high.
Well, and they’re not using, like, you know, high grade equipment. I mean, they’re wearing, like, you know, some, like Right. Ai, cheap gloves, maybe. I mean, most of it’s barehanded. You know? They’re like old school hatmakers. You know? They would get mercury poisoning.
is that we look at that and we say that is so nuts that people take meth. Why would you do that? And yet, what percentage of kids today are on Adderall?
Which is the exact same thing, just a slow release, a delayed release meth.
What percentage, if you had a guess?
I mean, it’s probably lower than we think because in my head, I think it’s, like, forty percent. But it’s probably about fifteen. If I’m just if I’m really guessing, like, trying to win some money. God.
of shit. There’s still sai many kids.
That’s crazy. More than one out of meh. And that’s so crazy. It’s just the idea of that is so nuts. Yeah. They’re all on meth.
And that’s an ADHD thing. Right? They give it to you any of ADHD.
Yeah. Yeah. Ritalin. Yeah. I used to
ADHD medication. When I was a kid, I would’ve run through I would’ve take my clothes off and ram through the woods. Well, yeah. Yeah.
Well, what’s crazy is it just turns kids into a zombie. Yeah. Like like, it it it’s it’s so sad. Like, I used to work in a pharmacy for a long time and just seeing, like, how many parents arya coming there giving their kid their kid’s just, like, zonked out. They look like they’re in one floor over the cougar’s nest. You know? Like ai, yeah, they’re just like, oh, here’s here’s my kid.
This, like, high level amount of, you know, I meh Ritalin or whatever, Vyvanse, you know, Adderall. Like, it’s it is wild.
That you can get a doctor to tell you that’s cool too. As long as the doctor tells you it’s okay. Yeah. He needs that. Oh, great. Wow. Look, we got medication for him. We’re gonna be fine. Ai Billy’s gonna be fine. Because you come home from school from work ai, your feet hurt.
You fucking sit down. I take your shoes off. The kid’s fucking sword fighting with his brother in the middle of the living ram. Like, hey. You gotta stop.
You gotta listen to me. Hey, you little fucker. And you’re so tired your ankle hurts. You can’t get up. Yeah. They’re ai, medicate this little motherfucker. Medicate him.
Yeah. Because it’s easy to do. And and you have a doctor telling you it’s okay. So that immediately gives you some, like, reassurance that, like, ai would a medical professional tell me this
is okay? He’s a medical professional. And he gives me my medication. Yeah. He would just me to get through my
Oh, I mean That’s that great Rolling Stones song. Remember that? The Mother’s Little Helper?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mother yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That’s what it’s called. Right?
It is. It is Mother’s Little Helper.
mean Running for the Shelter.
Yeah. Well, I think that was the Valium days. Right? Was that what it was?
Well, yeah. I mean, I don’t know if they they didn’t necessarily call it that, but there ai, like, speed and Valium. Right. Ai speed like an upper and a downer and
you know, you take the upper to get all your chores done as a housewife, then you take the downer so you didn’t kill your kids.
They prescribed those to people ai candy Yeah. Forever. Well, I think figured out that Valium is, like, super addictive. Right?
Yeah. I think they legitimately didn’t know back then. Oh, yeah. For sure. Any excuse after that, you’re out of your ai. Like, the OxyContin bulls, you know, with all that, like
Oh, for sure. They knew about OxyContin being they knew that was essentially heroin. Sai mean, that’s one of the great moments in that, Peter Berg docuseries on Netflix
Where the docudrama series, where the guy is breaking it down to him. The doctors speak it down to him, like, you’re the when the hot girl comes in, she’s pitching that stuff, and he’s like, you’re selling heroin. Yeah. You need to this is exactly the same thing as heroin. You tyler him Ai I should put my patients on heroin? Or shah are you doing?
Ai, the, you know, the the saloni ethical doctor and
You know, fucking shitty little house that he lives in. You know, he’s like Ai because he doesn’t make the big money. Because he doesn’t make the big money because he’s a good guy. Yeah. Which is, like, unfortunately, not unrealistic. Like, you see that. How it is.
Yeah. Because if you prescribe it, they give you, you know, a $500 gift card to, you know, a steakhouse. They’ll, you know, they’ll they’ll buy you a new car.
But that all that stuff’s sana. You know? Like, with certain amount of vaccines, if sixty percent of your patients or more are vaccinated, you get a larger incentive. So you’re, like, pushing it.
The the whole thing’s nuts. It’s nuts that that’s legal.
Yeah. Incentivizing anything Medical. Is it medical isn’t I mean, why are you doing that?
Like Dude, there was a guy that got arrested. I forget how many patients it was, but, he was, an oncologist. And he was giving people chemotherapy that didn’t have cancer. Because chemotherapy is very profitable. So this piece of shit was telling people that they had cancer, and then giving them fucking chemotherapy.
That sucks. There’s a special place.
And it was like a bunch of people. And I think he had some insane excuse when they asked you know that you eat what you kill? You know that that philosophy that they kind of have in medical school? Like, you have to do surgeries because that’s how you get your money. Yep. Like, I thought you were fixing folks. I didn’t think this is Yeah. All about you making money. That’s crazy.
And that the fact that they incentivize you to do that. So a pharmaceutical drug company can incentivize you to push their stuff. Right.
Woah. Yeah. To push their medicine over another medicine even though their medicine might have worse side effects ram maybe not even be the exact right one. Yep. Yeah. Ai, I’m on I’m on a couple pharmaceuticals. What are you on? Effexor, and I took a Klonopin about two hours ago. So Woah.
It’s a small, very small dose. It actually did absolutely nothing.
So Ai Maybe kicks in at ai.
Yeah. It’s a FXR? Is that an SSRI?
And when did you start getting on that stuff?
Oh, I started taking those, probably 2013. Wow. Yeah. And I’ve never noticed a difference. I just keep taking them because I think sai some point, it’s gonna work.
well, you never know. Sometimes there’s, like, a delay in the effectiveness.
Sai Have you ever gone off them? Just to see, like, what it feels like?
Yeah. Because I ai well, whenever I started drinking a lot, I was like, you sai you’re not supposed to do both. Just take the alcohol.
I’ll take the depressant over the antidepressant. The alcohol worked,
for sure. Oh, really? Interesting. Well, that ai, it worked real well. And then the next day, it’s ai, you know That’s the problem. Yeah. I mean, if my ceiling was stronger, I’d have a noose hanging up there. But yeah.
Well, you know, it’s like someone’s gotta design a better alcohol. Someone’s gotta design something that, first of all, doesn’t massively fuck up your motor functions, you know, which is the the most dangerous part of alcohol. It’s ai your body’s not functioning right.
I want that to happen. Ai like that. Yeah. Yeah.
I like the whole feeling. You ai just stumbling Yeah. Being hammered?
Yeah. I like waking up and being like, why is my knee bleeding? Like, that’s sai that’s a great feeling. Yeah.
It’s definitely fun to be had. But it’s just ai it’s sai new you’ve you’re agreeing ai like you’re agreeing when you’re smoking cigarettes.
Like, I am, I’m giving up some health here
You know? There’s ai a quote. I mean, I don’t know whose it is. It’s definitely not mine. But, like, getting drunk is you’re just buying happiness from tomorrow. Oh. It’s a great quote. I mean, it makes sense.
Because that is what you’re doing. You’re getting twice as happy. But tomorrow Yeah. You’re gonna have zero happiness. Yeah. Ai was buying, like, weeks ahead.
Yeah. Well, some people just keep that ai, Bert Kreischer. He just keeps that party rolling. He never stops.
We just knocked out a five k. Good for him.
do that, and I I couldn’t turn that down fast enough.
know, y’all no. No. I’m not gonna go run a five k unless someone’s chasing me.
Bro, Jelly Roll has lost something insane. I think he’s down a 40.
I thought it was even more than that, but maybe Is
I I think. I think. I might I don’t wanna say
It’s an insane amount. He looks so good. He looks different. He looks like a different person. It is wild.
That’s a lot. I mean He’s almost two hundred pounds. Meh. See, one eighty is what I thought I had heard. Wow.
Unbelievable. Yeah. That’s Unbelievable.
That’s unbelievable. That’s
Sai if there’s a there’s a video, I think, that’s on Bert Kreischer’s Instagram of Bert with him on stage, and Bert is bigger than Jelly Roll. No. He’s not.
Oh, wow. But he’s right next to him, and Jelly Roll is almost unrecognizable. Yeah. I mean, he’s so much thinner. He looks great, and he’s committed. Yeah. He’s, like, fucking all in on this. All in on being healthy. I gotta do it. He ran a five k. Look at that.
Yeah. There it was. Yeah.
Boy. That’s Look at Bert. Bert’s bigger than him. Look. I’m not lying.
No. You’re really not. Yeah. That’s,
Jelly Roll looks like a totally different human being.
Yeah. I mean, he looks looks good. Yeah.
crazy. That’s extraordinary. Extraordinary that he’s been able to do that.
Yeah. In how long? I mean, it hasn’t been that long.
I mean I don’t think. Ai think
His weight loss he wanted to lose a hundred pounds. It says his first goal okay. He surpassed that goal in 2024. Okay. So he’d already lost a hundred pounds by 2024.
So here we are in May of twenty twenty five. Next year, he says half marathon.
Wow. Woah. I mean, he could. Why not?
Why ai not? Yeah. If he did five k, he can do it.
Five k is what? Three and a half miles? Uh-huh. Yeah. Wow. So having meh 13.1 dog. Or 13, I guess.
He his weight his weight goal is to be under two hundred and fifty pounds.
Well, he’ll definitely be under two He
said to do all the fun stuff in life, you gotta be under two fifty. Absolutely. Go, ai, riding a roller coaster, riding a bull, and wrestling an alligator. Oh, don’t do a lot of those things.
I’ll tell you what. You know? Don’t do a
sai alligator thing, I can tell you from first hand experience. You can be any weight and wrestle ai alligator. Really? Why not? I mean, I feel like the bigger you are.
Gonna die. You’re gonna die.
Well, I figured the bigger you are, the better at wrestling you are for an alligator. You don’t wanna be a hundred and twenty pounds and jump on the back of an alligator.
That’s true. But you don’t even wanna be three hundred pounds and jump on the back of an alligator because they roll. Like, their whole thing is rolling.
But they wouldn’t be able to roll quite as much. If I’m on the back of an alligator, that thing is not budging. Boy, I think you’re wrong. That could be
I think you’re really wrong.
It wouldn’t be the first time.
I’m I’m really sure you’re wrong.
It. I don’t want you to. You seem like a nice guy. I’ve seen so many videos, especially crocs when dudes ai put their arm in a croc and the croc’s ai, not
Stop. Well, see, crocodile is different. Crocodile is very vicious. An alligator is basically just a giant turtle. I mean, you could just smack that thing down. It’s not gonna do anything to you. Yeah.
They eat people. They’ll get you. They’ll they they still eat people. Eat a toddler. No. They’ll eat a grown adult if they get ahold of you. They’ll take you and drag you under a log. It’s just they’re not as aggressive as crocs. Crocs actively target people, whereas alligators are like, if you fuck up there’s a fun story.
Guy was, in a police chase in Florida. Cops are chasing him, gets to a bridge, jumps out of the car into the water, lands on an alligator, and just gets mauled right in front of the cops. He gets killed by an alligator right in front of a big one too. It was like a big like like, again, like the book coming out today, like, sometimes sometimes the universe is there with a 13 footer, like, right when
Grabs a hold of your head, starts rolling.
Yeah. Oh. Have you ever been close to one?
They’re yeah. I I’ve snuck up on well
Accidentally snuck up on one once, and it is it’s kinda terrifying hearing the the the I can’t make the sai, but that, like, that, you know, that sound they make.
Bro, they’re dinosaurs. Oh. Yeah. They’re heartless, soulless eating machines.
Yeah. I was going to take a piss by a tree and just heard that sound. I was like and it was ai, so I’m like, oh, I don’t I don’t like that that just happened.
And look around, there’s one, not, like, super close, but close enough to get a good look and be ai, oh.
When I was a kid, I lived in Florida ram, age 11 to 13. Yeah. Yeah. We lived in Gainesville, which is ai by this place called Lake Alice. Uh-huh. And Lake Alice had all kinds of alligators. Right. Right. Right. And people would go there and and feed them marshmallows.
water, and then they eventually told
Stop doing that. It’s bad for
But alligators were ai a protected species back then.
I’d have been dressing up like an alligator so quick.
To be like, I lived in San Francisco before that, so, you know, you see nothing. And then ai of a sudden, dinosaurs. Like, legit dinosaur. Yeah. Why and I remember being a little kid thinking, why is everybody so goddamn comfortable being around these huge fucking deserts?
It is crazy when you go to Florida because I’m I’m pretty close to Caddo Lake. John, if you’re familiar with Caddo Lake, but it’s a No. It’s ai the largest natural lake in Texas. It looks like you went back in time five million years sixty million years. Like, it’s the scariest looking place on the planet. And, they’re just filled with alligators.
So we would go there as a kid all the ai, and, yeah, you’d see see alligators and you’re just like but nobody cares. Like, people are just, like, out barbecuing, like, grilling up against the and, you know, obviously, the meat being around ai these alligators just come up. Just don’t care.
They’re just ai, alright.
That’s so crazy. Yeah. So crazy that people just tolerate dinosaurs.
Yeah. I mean, I guess just, you know, they don’t do anything to people. Like, unprovoked, really, like, as far as I know. I mean
Well, they can. They certainly should.
But they’re just, like, they’re so overpopulated now. Yeah. They’re all over Florida. They say essentially any body of water in Florida that’s still, there’s a potential for an alligator being inside of it. Because they just travel at night and go into a new lake and
Sit there and wait. They can hold their breath for hours. God.
I would like to get They don’t
eat for a year. Like, what? Ai, what? What are we doing?
Oh, that is. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Have you ever heard of alligator gars?
Yeah. We have them. Meh. So, like, my family, I love them live in Gonzales. I’m not familiar where that is, but by San Saloni. And they go, like, bow fishing for gars. And we used to go fishing for gars, like, in a spillway. Just fish for these bastards. You can’t eat them or roast them.
You can’t eat them. You can’t eat them. You can’t eat them. You can’t eat them. You can’t. You sai smoke them. That’s what I
heard. We would just pull them up and then smash their head with a rock.
I’m rude. Yeah. Well, Sai mean, what were Ai supposed to My point was some guy just caught a world record
I think it was out in Ai. I’m like I forget where it was, but, it was, seven feet long. See if you could find it. And he caught it on, like, two pound test or something crazy. No. I mean, that was a lake trout. Different story.
There’s gotta be bigger ones than that. Than seven feet. I wonder if it was
thing, man. That’s so crazy. That is Houston Chronicle. So look at the size of that thing. Oh, my god. That’s so big. 212 pound alligator gar.
And those things, man, look like they’re from a different era. Those things look like they’re not supposed to exist. Like, that is a goddamn prehistoric creature. Pull up some photos, Jamie, of, alligator gars.
They also don’t attack people.
They’re very kinda skittish. But ai kids
found out that they’re in lakes now, and then
blame them. You don’t take
a chance with the thing. Look at their face. Like, look at that photo. Look at that face, man. That looks like something from a book on dinosaurs. Right?
Yeah. It’s like a sturgeon. Like, this huge sturgeon in Alaska where you’re ai
From a different ai? Yeah. A sturgeon looks like it doesn’t belong in this time. Look at that thing, man.
But even the eyes, it just looks primitive. Like a shit early ai, like a 1955 Ford. You know what I mean? It’s like, what were you doing back then? Ai, that’s a shit design.
That stupid eyeball at the end of the mouth looks dumb. Right? Make that picture bigger, the one that’s you got that’s big right now. Look at
Look how fucking crazy that is. It’s God.
Look at that thing, man. You never,
they only give you a small isn’t that weird?
a weird even if you open an
entire area. Yeah. That’s so strange to think. Wow. Bad. But look how bad that design is. That’s like, meh you know what it’s like? It’s like, you ever sai, like, a Dodge Charger, ai, a ’69 Charger, a badass looking car? But, like, why is it so long and goofy? Like, what’s going on?
Yeah. It’s like old time. They hadn’t figured out proportions yet. Looks weird.
That thing looks weird. It doesn’t look modern. It looks like it’s from a different time.
It’s definitely not mine.
Okay. Why does it have a nose?
Probably slammed into things.
Oh, that’s like a hole in
Breathe somewhat another way. Unless they can breathe above
Is that a nostril you think?
By the Well, It does look like ai nostril.
See if there’s other ones that show that same thing. That’s crazy if that’s a nostril. That could just be a hole in its nose.
It could, but I think Unless they’re like No.
look like a nostril. They all have a little nostril.
Ai out if it can alligator gars breathe air. Because there are some fish that gulp air. Have you ever seen that?
When they go up, they actually can gulp air.
There’s no oxygen in the water.
I mean, these things all look like they’re sana they have no Woah.
They have nostrils. But the primary respiratory organ is a swim bladder, which can be used to breathe in air when needed, especially in low oxygen environments. Wow.
But they do breathe using gills at the top.
They sai they have gills and nostrils. That’s nuts. Ai.
Like it says like most fist have nostrils. I didn’t know that.
Woah. However, they have a unique adaptation, a swim bladder connected to their mouth. Oh. Woah. And swim bladder functions as a lung, allowing them to breathe air. Jesus. Sai, that’s why they’re still around. When when did these motherfuckers first start being around? Like, how long have they been on Earth for?
I’m gonna guess. Millions.
That seems like a many million year old fish.
I would guess, like, a hundred oh, there it is.
Hundred million years old.
So that’s pre dinosaur death.
Because that’s Yeah. 65,000,000. So yeah. Yeah. We’re So they they were around long before that. For thirty five million years.
Isn’t that nuts? But that’s essentially Yeah. A prehistoric creature that you can go shoot with a bow. Yeah.
Or like me, meh their head in with smash their head in with your rock while your uncle’s drawn.
Ai of crazy that that’s a a you know, it’s an activity that people do. Yeah. But I I do I do hear that you can smoke them and then they taste good.
to You won’t give it a ai? Like, if someone’s really good and they cook for you? And they’re ai, just try it. Dude, try it. Try it.
I’d pretty much try anything. Sai, yeah, Ai try. I’ve eaten worse things.
I bet you have. Yeah. Hell, really? What ai Me too one day, I hope.
No. Me and, my friend Bryden Saloni and, Steve Ranella. It was on his television show, MeatEater. And they trapped a beef first. And he cooked it. He made like a pot roast. It was fucking delicious. It was really good.
But Steve’s ai an excellent cook. Yeah. Yeah. So he really ai, he has cookbooks.
an excellent cook. So he really knows how to make
something delicious. Yeah.
Yeah. All the time. Yeah. Yeah. All the time.
That’s yeah. I’d I’d try. I mean, there’s not really any I’d eat a dog. I’d eat
I’d try. I can’t eat a dog. Ai couldn’t eat a person. Like, I could eat a person. I don’t think it would take all that much to ai I don’t
think it would take all that meh.
Well, I think historically, you’ve been proven to be correct. Yeah. You know? Want some coffee?
Yeah. Historically, when push comes to shove, people will eat people.
Yeah. I mean, what was the name General Butt Naked?
You You ever heard of him? Oh, yeah.
eating people. I mean, that’s how he found he busted that guy at that market, you know, shah was serving human meat.
That guy killed and ate people and then he was forgiven because he found Jesus. Yeah. And then he become At The Hague. Became a pastor.
Bro, he would take off all his clothes
And go into battle and kill people while he’s butt naked. With a machete? With a machete.
Yeah. He would find children, kill them, cut their heart out, and eat it sai that he he would become invincible. Eat the heart of his enemy’s children.
It worked. He’s still alive.
Beyond ai. That’s the thing. Like, you can dismiss it all you want.
Yeah. But the proof is in the pudding as they say.
The devil has very specific rules. If you want the superpower ram monster to minister Yeah. Is the past about to catch up to Liberia’s War Criminals? So that’s the thing is Liberia. Okay? Do you know the history of Liberia?
Yeah. With James Monroe and Monrovia. I mean, well, I know, like, that it was a colony basically to send African, like
Slaves back to Africa. Exactly.
That’s why the capital is Monrovia. It’s named after James Monroe.
It is an insane place, man. In the weeks before he found Jesus, the evangelist, formerly known as general butt naked, reckons he was sacrificing four or five children a day. Oh ai god. Murder had long come naturally to him. He was only 11 when the elders who had steeped him in the ways of witchcraft first handed him the sacrificial ai, but he never killed with such intensity and ferocity as during those weeks in mid nineteen ninety six when Liberia’s first civil war reached its calamitous climax in the blood soaked streets of Monrovia, the country’s battered capital.
Several times a day, the warlord and his battalion of boys, all naked as he was, would emerge into the maelstrom, firing wildly as they added their own breed of terror to the chaos. Wow. Meh the bloodletting always began before a single bullet had been ai. Before each engagement, butt naked, pagan priest sana holy warrior would lay a child face down on the sacrificial table, slice open its victim’s back, and pull out their still beating heart, thus ensuring magical protection for the coming battle.
Yo. It’s not really ai a nice thing to do to someone.
Yeah. That’s that’s insane. Insane.
I mean, I don’t care if He found Jesus. But he found Jesus. Hold on. He found Jesus.
Is that actually why he got let off? Or
More than twenty years later, general butt naked, Nom meh Gure, evangelist Joshua Milton, Blahee no longer cares to use, has never appeared in court for the war crimes he so freely admits to. Neither for that matter has anyone else, not in Liberia at least. That’s pretty crazy.
So they didn’t even ai. It’s not like they got off. They just didn’t even try.
That’s how bad that place is.
Yeah. Because he was under what’s that guy’s name? Charles Tyler? Charles Taylor was a absolute nut job as well. You ever seen Machine Gun Preacher, Gerard Butler? No. I didn’t. Oh, you gotta watch that movie.
So good. Machine Gun Preacher. Yeah. Sounds like Ai
does this one when when this one come out?
Maybe 2014, ’20 ’15 or so. So you’re decently old. 2011. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it’s based on true story of a guy who, you know, had, like, some alcohol, like, drug issues, I believe, and
ai, here it is. Machine gun preacher. Yeah. Woah. Okay.
I’ll check that out. Jamie, will you do me a favor and send me a note?
Yeah. He went to Africa. Like, this guy, yeah, went to Africa and started, ai, building these, like, you know, ai of Ai guess not orphanages but, like, schools, basically. And then, obviously, you know, the warlords would come in and burn these schools down because they don’t want them being built and, try to take the money that’s being donated.
So he started, like, going over there. Like, he was at one point just kinda, you know, getting money and sending it there. And then he was like, well, I’ll actually go over there with weapons, and I’ll protect these schools. And it’s basically what he did.
it’s a pretty crazy story, the movie. Meh. It’s phenomenal.
Yeah, man. There are parts of the world that are just fucking bananas. Yeah. Which is really great about the early days of Ai. Oh, yeah. The early days of Vice, meh. They would go and interview, like, general butt naked.
Like Ai where I heard about him. Yeah. It was a Vice documentary. It was the cannibal warlords of Ai. It was the documentary.
They would go everywhere. All the crazy places. They would go to all parts of the world.
Yeah. It’s it’s yeah. Amazing, like, just how crazy people are.
People that don’t visit those places of the world, they don’t see like, the look in the eyes of people that have been to all those dangerous parts
Like meh friend Shah Shane Smith from Ai Yeah. He’s got this when he starts talking about these places that he’s been, especially the early days, like, ai, like Mhmm. He has a understanding of the dangers of the outside world that I think us in this little gated community we call The United Ai, we’re very, very ignorant about how fucking sideways things have gone in other parts of the world right now.
While you’re enjoying Netflix, cuddling up with your sweetheart, eating popcorn, There is parts of the world right now where someone’s cutting out a child’s heart to eat it before they go to battle. Ai, maybe not in the same ai, but close enough.
It’s not I meh, just because you’re not doing it doesn’t mean somebody knows what’s
happening right now in certain war torn parts of the world. Yeah. And we just think, well, you know, what we really need is equity. Ai, we didn’t worry about the climate. The climate change should be our number one priority.
you need to stay safe. Yes. You need to fucking stay safe, and you need to understand there’s a bunch of spots that aren’t safe.
Yeah. Well, and, also, yeah, climate change, sure, worry about it. But, like, that kid’s gonna get his heart ripped out in the next fifteen minutes. Let’s go ahead and, like, worry about him.
That’s probably number one.
And then, yeah, let’s let’s go ahead and worry about him for a little bit. I think people go to climate after that.
People who are good people don’t want to believe that there’s bad people in the world. And I I understand that reluctance. I understand ai you have this perspective. And in your world that you’ve cultivated, you probably are safe because you’ve cultivated this world of a bunch of people that share the world view of you.
But when you enter into other people’s spaces and you arya ignorant to their culture and how crazy were like, I read about this this couple. It’s decided that they’re sana prove that people were just good people everywhere, and they went and hung out with Ai and they killed them.
Did you read about that one, Jamie? Do you know that story?
That’s that is incredible.
I was like, you need better friends. You need better friends. You need better friends that show you some videos, you know, that show you, like, this is what’s going on in this part of the world.
have to understand, like, it is you need to talk to someone who’s maybe served in Afghanistan. Like, you need to understand what’s going on over there.
The problem is those people would never listen to that. They’d be ai, well, you just saw the bad side of ISIS. Like, you got you got ISIS on a bad day. It was like
I have a lighter that my friend Chris Williamson gave me Uh-huh. That, is from my comedy club that went to Antarctica because they took a group of people Uh-huh. To show them that the world isn’t flat. They shah them the sun actually at the certain it does go around like that. You can watch it the whole ai.
They’re like, fuck. Like, these people have to completely recalibrate.
Like Ai, that guy that tried to launch himself up in the sky to prove it, and he died.
Yeah. Ai guy, he needed better friends. With all these people just need better friends.
You need you need people around the other Yeah. Don’t do that.
Yeah. And just or to reassure them, just tell them it’s flat. Don’t worry. Hello? Like, it is flat. You don’t gotta worry about ram.
Like, imagine if all those morons were right and then, everybody, all these scientists, all these all lies
All in cahoots. CGI. They’ve all been in cahoots for this whole time. But even what’s his name? Was it Socrates or Aristotle? I think Aristotle that mapped it out back in three thousand years ago.
This is my take on it. I firmly believe that at one point in time, there’s a bunch of people that were uninformed that thought the world was flat way back in the day. Yeah. Then they figured it out with experiments, and then you look at all the other bodies in the solar system, everything else is round, kinda makes sense.
You realize that this is how planets are formed, gravity Right. Spins and the whole deal. But then I think they’re psy ops. And I think a bunch of people went on there just like they did with women with the free bleeding movement on 4chan. They convinced women to just fucking bleed all over their crotch. They convinced them, and they did it by making it seem like a feminist thing.
these fuck patriarchy. Sai don’t have to wear a fucking tampon. I’m gonna wear white pants. Fuck you. Look at my blood. You know? And then women actually went and did it. Because people will buy into almost anything. They just there’s a certain percentage of the population, whatever it is, that’s so easily they’re so suggestible. They’re so easily influenced. Yeah.
You could kinda talk them into almost anything. And I think that’s part of where the flat earth thing got ai. Because I think just like MK Ultra used to exist, I think there’s still some let’s find out how dumb they are experiments. Yeah.
There’s also just a lot of real dumb people. There’s also just some people who, ai, they also wanna, like, think that everything’s a cover up. Ai don’t
Like, why would I trust NASA? I was like, Ai don’t know. Why not? Like like, we didn’t go to the moon, so the Earth must be flat. Ai guess if those two things are related, I don’t know. I mean
Yeah. I just yeah. There’s a lot
There’s a lot of people that don’t want to actually do research. They wanna watch a YouTube video and then start talking about it. That’s me. That’s my
favorite ai. I’m with it. Yeah. I’m with you too. Yeah. I like a good deep dive, but sometimes just give me the damn bullet nose.
Yeah. Well, sometimes I’m just fucking around and I’m not really serious Yeah. About whether or not I care if it’s real. I’m more interested to know about these emerald tablets. Like, where are they? Who’s got them? What do they say? Like, I don’t want to know it’s a hoax.
But I’m only fucking around. I’m not, like, completely invested in it. But when you’re you start making videos about how you’re correct and the world is flat and everybody else is wrong, like, no. That’s
You’re being you’re annoying. This is silly. Like, you’re just not seeing things correctly.
Like, yeah, there’s a lot of lies. Meh. There’s a lot of conspiracies. It doesn’t mean all of it. Okay. It doesn’t mean the stars are actually lights in the sky. Yeah. You know, a more interesting possibility is that it only exists when consciousness engages with it. And then that’s that’s the real simulation theory. That’s the real weirdness. That’s that’s when things get ai Tom Campbell, you know, the ai big toe, the theory of everything.
That’s when things get really weird.
When instead of conscious consciousness is ai a part of the creation of reality vatsal, that it’s all integrated.
Jesus. Yeah. I don’t like thinking about any of that stuff. He weirds me out. Yeah. I I don’t like, ai, space. I’ll leave that alone. I don’t know. I don’t speak, because also, like, what happened before, like Oh, yeah. And then what happened before that?
There’s an there’s an environment before the big bang. Yeah. I think they call it the environment. Is that what it’s called?
Say again, the environment before the
big Yeah. What did they call it? Brian Cox was explaining it to us. I was like, what?
Like, they then all theoretical, of course.
Which is the problem because then like, sometimes it’s just I don’t know. Like, I I couldn’t have that be, which, you know, great for, like, those people. I could not have that be my life. It’s it’s coming up with these theorems and, like, studying them because you’re never gonna get an answer.
But it doesn’t have to be ai. I’m glad it’s not you.
Oh, well, yeah. Yeah. For sure. Sai ai.
I’m glad you do what you do, and
No. I’m I’m glad that they do it. I’m just saying, like, for me, it would drive me Right. Absolutely. Because I can’t I have to, like, know an answer.
I I can’t I hate, like, hypotheticals and, like
I hate it. That that that could piss off. I don’t need to know any about that.
ai weird. Yeah. Any of that stuff. I like I like this happened on this day. This is who was involved. This is what happened. Right.
Well, space is the ultimate who the fuck knows because Yeah. We can only see so far. We see so far. But even so far is only so far.
Well, and then they’re saying, like, it’s always expanding. Well, so that’s that can’t be true because, like, what is it expanding into? If space is space, you know, if they’re if they’re ai, oh, it’s like blowing up a balloon where everything’s Mhmm. Okay. But you’re blowing up a balloon in a room. Right. So what’s the room that you’re blowing the balloon into?
And then that’s in a bigger ram, and then that’s ai this
And then there’s the concept that it’s actually finite. It’s not infinite. And it’s some sort of doughnut shape. It’s ai,
Goes back around eventually.
But then who made all that? Right. Like, is there a God? Did God make this?
Yeah. But then who made God? And then that bothers me.
Is that a thing that we think that, like, because we were born and we ai, that we have these biological limitations that we attach to the universe itself? That’s that’s very yeah. That’s fair.
That Right. Yeah. That we just we see things as being built and destroyed.
That there’s always been something. Well, wouldn’t it be crazy if there wasn’t something at one point in time? That seems even crazier than there Right. Always has been something. Because if it’s just something if it’s just the nature of everything, there is always something. Right? Right. There couldn’t be nothing and then all of a sudden everything.
Because what started that? What kicked that off?
What snapped its fingers?
Like That’s McKenna’s great line. Terrence McKenna had a great line about, the difference between science and religion is that science only asks you for one miracle. I want you to believe in one miracle, the big bang.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s a good one. It’s a great line.
Yeah. It’s it’s because it really is true. Yes. And it it’s funny because people would be incredulous about the resurrection of Jesus Christ
But meh they’re convinced that the entire universe was smaller than the head of a meh. And for no reason than anybody’s adequately explained to me. Makes sense? Yeah. No. I It’s detentiously became everything.
Yeah. Okay. Ai can’t buy that. I’m sticking with Jesus on that one. Yeah. Like, Jesus makes more sense.
lot more sense. People have come back to ai. Like, in fact, you were one of your videos was about a woman who was hung.
Was it Nancy Green or Ann Green? I think Ann Green. Yeah. She was, she had basically a miscarriage and, you know, at the ai, it was basically ai, oh, you’re a witch. We’re gonna kill you because your baby’s not it it didn’t live. So she just buried the thing, acted like nothing happened. They tried her, convicted her.
a miscarriage, buried the child, then caught her.
Yeah. They caught her thinking that she had killed the kid. Right. Like, why would you be just burying your baby? Like, they weren’t really thinking that, oh, yeah. I should have miscarried. Hunger, I mean, as far as their they know, she’s dead. Put her in a box, wooden box, take her to a mortuary, and the ai, you know, getting her ready to prepare to bury her, and she wakes back up after they start doing like, they feel well, they feel, like, a faint pulse.
And they’re ai, oh meh god. This woman is still alive. But she’s not, like, coherent and tyler. So they start giving her, like, a tobacco smoke enemas, which all gotta
be a great time. Ai. How do you go to that one first?
Well, I don’t know. I think,
Slapping the hell out of her probably was
ai a little too. And a pack of Marlboros. Here it is.
Yeah. Pouring hot. Yeah. They poured this which I don’t know what cordial. I think it’s just some sort of ai liquid.
Any But Is that what just liquid?
Yeah. The I don’t know what
I mean Invigorating or stimulating preparation that’s intended for medicinal purpose. Yeah. The term derives from obsolete usage. Just basically, Robitussum.
Some sort of alcohol, I think.
Buffalo Trace Let’s Go Lady. Rubbing her limbs and extremities, bloodletting Always a good option. Pullets?
Poultice? Poultice? Oh, I didn’t know about the poultice. What
So ai a so basically putting like ai like a hot, you know
Soft materials like cereal.
Okay. Cereal. I don’t know.
Sai they put oatmeal on our tits. Ai cereals used as a base. So they put oatmeal on our tits.
They put a big bowl of oatmeal on her tits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tobacco they’re just experimenting with this lady. The tobacco smoke enema to me is the wildest one. Like, you went up her asshole with a cigar. Is that what you did? You weirdo?
Yeah. Like a a backdoor Clinton.
That’s a guy that wanted to smoke a cigarette in the operating room. It’s like, I know.
Well, some smoke up your ass.
Yeah. Yeah. That might be oh, yes.
Oh my god. That’s literally it. Yeah. Your
bullets smoke up your ass.
Yeah. The bully smoke up your ass is supposed to be deceiving you.
Well, that’s prop they probably found out it was some bullshit.
Right. Are you still trying to do that shit?
Ah, he’s just a bad freak that happened because a lot of morticians have been freaks. Like, that’s one of the that famous Sam Kinison bit.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It sai one of the greatest bits of all time.
Arya talking after twelve hours? Yeah. Started eating food?
One month, she recovered.
She came back from the dead.
You tyler me Jesus can’t?
Well, Jesus, it was after three days. I feel like after three days, you already
People were tougher back then, bro.
Well, that’s true. 2,000 ago, people were
They had some gumption to them.
Well, they’re probably also two thousand years less evolved, so they’re probably stronger. Stronger? Yeah. Like, more robust. Oh. They They’re able to survive. If you survived two thousand years ago, I just would imagine, like, you’re going through some tough times. Yeah. You know, like, you you can’t you can’t have, like there’s no bad genes back then. Nobody makes it.
Yeah. And Jesus went through some stuff by the time he hit 33.
I just think human beings probably we’re probably dealing with a very robust gene pool. The people that did ai. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Especially if you go back earlier and earlier. Like, you go way back.
Yeah. Because they they were basically doing, like, survival of the fittest. I mean, it was that was ai. You know?
have a kid who comes out all gimpy, you just throw that fucker off the cliff.
Yeah. They’re dead. You sacrifice them. You do it. You they can’t be held down.
know, the, I was watching this, YouTube clip yesterday on Cro Magnam, man. Ai, the, early Homo sapiens who Mhmm. Killed off a lot of the Neanderthals. Like, the the battles with the ai, there were just these massive fucking Icelandic type dudes Yeah. That ai back then. Like, you had to be tough to survive thousands of years ago.
Especially if you lived in the North like that. Oh, god. Like, can you imagine being a Ai just living in, like, Iceland, Greenland? Yeah.
Your your house is made out of sticks, and there’s polar bears outside. God. Fuck.
If there’s nothing to do. Fuck. I wouldn’t like that one bit. I’m real glad I live right now. I would have liked to have lived a couple, like, decades back, I think. I feel I think I’d be more comfortable, like, in the seventies or eighties.
I think you’re perfect right here, dude. Yeah. You get more research information now. That’s true. Be harder to do your job back then
and everybody’s doing bullshit.
Well, everybody already does.
Sai Tucker’s full of shit, man. It’s making stuff up about past.
That’s what most people already think I’m doing anyways, which is ai, I mean. Well,
how do you research it? Like, how do you find crazy facts?
I just well, one, just read, like, books constantly. So, like, I’ll say, like, Napoleon. I’ll also be ai, alright. Let me find a book on Napoleon, read about Napoleon. And I’m mostly just skimming through looking to, like, find something that seems interesting. Or then I’ll just Google, like, interesting shit about Napoleon and then read through it.
Half of it’s not true. So I gotta sift through that and then put it all together into, like, kind of a story and do it that way. But, yeah, it’s mostly just reading, like, articles online, like, scholarly articles, I guess,
Just, like, flipping through ram until I find something.
Imagine trying to piece through the truth of the 17. Just imagine Then? Yeah. I mean, right now. Like, try to figure out exactly what happened. It’s, I
mean, there there it was some good, like, you know Sure. Notate notating what’s going on. Ai if it’s still happening, how would you know?
Yeah. I mean, really, you don’t even have to go back Go back to the twenties. Right. Like, who who now is gonna be ai, oh, yeah. That did happen.
Well, yeah. I mean But at least we have, like, photographs and stuff. But my
Was gonna be now now take it back a couple thousand years ago. Like, good luck.
Well, that’s why so many people think some, you know, that have a hard time knowing for sure whether some people even existed, like Achilles. Ai, people, you know,
Believe that he necessarily existed. I mean, they didn’t believe that entire war happened until, like, relatively recently.
Well, they didn’t find Troy until, like, what year? Like, Troy was supposed to be just a mythical place. Exactly. I I don’t know
a date. I’m thinking the fifties,
I had to guess. I think it was, like, kinda close. But, yeah, they they just knew
Less than a hundred years ago. Yeah. Yeah.
I think so. I mean, because they knew
Yeah. They just knew Homer. They sent the Iliad, the Odyssey, and all those things and thought it was all big to because then if you know that that war is true, like, once you’ve discovered that that did happen, then it’s ai, so was Achilles real? So was, like, Agamemnon real? Like, it’s, like, hard to know. Is Odysseus real?
But, obviously, there’s things in there that aren’t real.
You know? Either Odysseus That’s what’s weird. Right? It’s like there’s some, for sure fiction, I think, but maybe not. Maybe the world was way weirder back then.
Because what Maybe all those weird things got killed off? I mean
Right. That’s the thing. It’s ai maybe there were, like, almost godlike creatures that existed that we arya you know, we wanna call Zeus or Hercules or may maybe this is ai, like, years and years and years of retelling stuff. Because, like, Homer’s take on Atlantis is one of the most fascinating. I’m I’ve been obsessed with Atlantis, ever since, particularly, Ai had Jimmy Corsetti on the podcast. Mhmm.
And have you ever seen his videos on the Ai? Did I say it, Jimmy? Reichardt?
Reichardt structure. There’s this area in Sai Saharan Africa that has all of the attributes of Atlantis, including its position, where the mountains are to the north, where the river is to the south, the concentric rings. It literally is the same size as described Yeah. The concentric rings. It looks like a complete anomaly. It does not look like something that’s naturally occurring.
And the entire area looks like it’s when you look at it from a a a like an aerial satellite photo, it looks like it’s blown out by tyler. Like, immense amounts of water rushed through the land. Like, the whole area looked massive water erosion. Like, when you look at it from above, it looks like it just got hit with the most fucking insane flood of all time.
Yeah. There’s literally salt. There’s white all around the area where this Shah structure is, which was probably from the fucking ocean. Right. For sure. Yeah. This to this day and also evidence of human habitation. They found pottery. They found a bunch of things. But there’s it’s a ai sketchy area of the world, and I don’t think there’s been a lot of, like, real excavation done there.
But it look at it from the top. It I I recommend everybody go to, Bright Sai YouTube page and just watch some of the videos he has on it. And he’s not saying it’s for sure this, but he he and it it’s not just him. It’s many other people. This is the area. Show it, the image of it from space. Jesus Christ. Because there’s it’s crazy, dude. It literally looks like how Atlantis was described with concentric circles. Uh-huh.
But crazier still is its position to the mountains, which are in the North and the South where the the the river runs through is literally exactly as described. And if you look at the image from but look how it all looks blown out, man. Oh. It all looks completely washed out. That is crazy.
Watch how you go further out. Look at that. Tell me.
It looks like the whole thing is just scarred from water. Just a massive amount of water. That’s so from a yeah. That is From the position where it is, the description of it, the the actual dimensions of it
Everything about it, man. Even the descriptions of it and, like, the colors of the rocks Yeah. That are in that arya. It matches so many details.
Oh, it’s a Mauritania. Okay. Yeah.
Again, shout out to Jimmy Corsetti because once because because Randall Carlson dismissed this,
was like, how were you dismissing this? I don’t understand.
I mean, dismissing it based on
He doesn’t think that this is Atlantis. He thinks Atlantis is somewhere else. Maybe he’s right. I mean, I don’t know. Maybe there was more than one. I mean, when Yeah.
A bunch of people die at a time where you don’t have phones and, you know, you don’t have computers, like, it’s real possible that the the myth of Atlantis, you’re talking about, like, a civilization that existed at a certain point in time. And it might not have just been this one incredible city, but it’s probably multiple cities that existed that just don’t exist anymore, just completely flattened.
then some people meh this one. You know, that’s also part of the equation that you have to, like, look at. When you see that kind of insane water erosion, like, how much did people just have no recollection of? Right. Right. Right. But it’s all lines up numbers wise.
This is what’s nuts. Homer was talking about it being 9,000 years old. That’s 2,000 years ago.
That’s at the time of the Younger Dryas impact theory. It’s the same time period.
Right. Sai it lines up perfectly for it. Yeah.
It lines up perfectly. The description is perfect. The position is perfect. Again, I’m a moron. But don’t listen to me. Go listen
to other people that are interested in
it because I I became I probably watched 30 videos on it. It’s wild.
That’s gonna be because it’s like so cool.
It looks like Atlantis. It looks like the way they described it. God. There’s so many people that are resisting. That was a there’s a really interesting thing in archaeology where there’s, you know, there’s not disrespectful to archaeology. It’s an amazing thing. I’m glad you guys are out there.
But there’s a lot of people that do not want anyone to find something out before they have. And they do not want anyone to uncover something before that. They have especially if these people are not credentialed academics.
They’re not PhDs. They’re not doctors or out there. I’m doctor Smith, and I’m out here finding this. You know, they they don’t want, like, regular people looking at Google images and going, hey. What the fuck is this? And let’s go and do it and then, like, let’s look at the history of the description of the place. Actually, it lines up exactly.
They don’t sana have missed that. So they’ll try to dismiss it with every fiber of their being rather than give ground and give credibility to these amateurs.
Yeah. That’s what happens in, like, the with, like, this true crime community people, you know, because they’ll sometimes, like, bust a case wide open. Cops and detectives hate it because it’s ai, you’re just a guy sitting on your couch at home, and you did more than what I did.
But, you know, obviously, like, a detective has all these different cases. Like, they’re not gonna they’re gonna make a few mistakes, and some probably do just not
Yeah. Yeah. But but that’s part of it is that they will just dismiss the leads that because somebody will, like, call in and be like, hey. Like, have y’all checked this person on this date? Like, ask what they were, and they’re ai, we did it. Don’t worry about it. And, of course, they never did.
So it is so that is kinda similar situation. Like like, we want we sana be the ones to find it, not you, so we don’t care if you’ve gone out and done your own thing. Exactly. And have a theory that may be true. I mean, it may be bullshit, but it may be true. Yeah. Yeah. That’s that’s interesting.
It is very interesting. The whole thing’s very interesting because, clearly, we don’t have all the pieces of the puzzle laid out, And there are people that wanna pretend that we do, and that’s just not the case. Yeah. There’s just there’s too much weird stuff, and there’s too much time that passed.
And the weird stuff is, like, Gobekli Tepe and these 11,000 year old structures and a bunch of stuff that they’re finding in Malta. The Malta stuff’s sana. But it’s also it’s just there’s no way you can know. Like, if if if you if you’re an expert in, like, combustion engines Mhmm.
And you wanna break down, you know, the the new, Coyote five point o that Ford makes and you’re an expert in engines, I’m gonna listen to you. Because I don’t know how it works. How does it work? Yeah. Why is it so good? How’s the supercharger work? And then it does what? Okay.
And how do you control all that? And with the ECU and the traction control? Okay. Because you’re an expert in that. But you can’t be an expert in the entire history of the human race because we don’t have all the information. So you’re bullshitting. Right.
You at least have to be kind of bullshitting. Yeah. But we just found out super recently that there was human beings definitely in North America 20 2 Thousand Years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Super recently. Yeah.
I thought it was even past, like, earlier than that.
Could be. Maybe they’ve updated it.
know those footprints. Those New Mexico footprints, the New Mexico footprints, I believe, are 22,000 years ago.
So what did they think before that? 13.
that was Clovis first. That was the people that thought the Clovis people. But, again, you don’t fucking know.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it wasn’t I mean, that long ago when people found out about, like, the Vikings coming over to New England. I mean Yes. Yeah. That was a somewhat recent discovery. I mean, obviously, not, like, in the past couple of years, but it was not very well known that, like, Leif Erikson’s
Ai guess it was Eric the Meh. Yeah. So Leif Erikson, like, coming over, you know, five hundred years before Columbus.
I know. Isn’t that nuts? Yeah.
And then they were here. I mean, they just didn’t settle. Sai it’s not significant, but, you know, they were here. And then who so who’s to say that there weren’t people way before them? And then there’s all these different routes you can take, and there’s the all these different routes
there’s ideas of, like, the Phoenicians coming or maybe the Egyptians, like, coming into South Meh, you know, even longer than that, like, thousands of years ago. Yeah. There’s those theories, which yeah. Who knows? I don’t know.
Well, there’s also all the stuff in the Amazon. Right? The Lost City of z, like, that stuff?
Yeah. That’s crazy. That’s amazing. Have you ever seen that movie? Yes. Oh.
Yes. I read the book too. Yeah. What’s interesting about the story about, The Lost City Of Z is that it all changed in a hundred years. So if it’s true, in the fifteen hundreds, that first guy goes
And he gives everybody cooties and he doesn’t know. Mhmm. And then he come they come back a hundred years later to see if he was telling the truth, and everybody’s dead. Right. Everybody’s dead and all the cities are gone in one hundred years.
And they’re ai, sai, he was bullshit and we got there. There’s no fucking cities made out of gold. The guy’s an asshole. Because the jungle ate it.
Yeah. Which a hundred years is such a long time for, like, that kind of, like, Yeah.
That structures. Yeah. I mean,
that’s not a yeah. It’s not the middle of the desert where, you know, those structures will last for thousands of years like ai.
Sai mean, what was that like? Because I forget the gentleman’s name who’s the first explorer.
Thank you. Percy Fawcett? The first guy? No. That was the second guy.
He’s the guy that disappeared.
Ai. He’s the guy that got eight in the movie.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, the Rockefeller kid. Yeah.
It says he’s the one that formulated the idea about a lost city named Z.
Right. But who was the first explorer to the Amazon that reported these incredible cities? Because that was in the fifteen hundreds. I think Percy Fawcett,
no. Was it somebody ai that?
a European guy who’s a, explorer who went specifically to try to travel the length of the Amazon
to have been written by a Portuguese named Joao da Silva Gumeiras,
he had discovered the ruins of an ancient city that contained arches No.
There was a guy from the fifteen hundreds.
This is what I’m reading in from Wikipedia.
No. I understand. But there sai I I was watching this this video where they were talking about this guy who was initially from the fifteen hundreds, who was the first to describe what he saw there. And that he saw thriving populations, like incredibly sophisticated agricultural setups, like these people, they lived, like, in harmony with the rainforest in some strange way.
Like, instead of, like because what the video was about was about, they were trying to reconcile how you could get enormous populations of people that lived in this area without the kind of agriculture that we assume you need to have in order to support these kind of populations.
Sai they did something different and integrated somehow with the rainforest, and it was also about that stuff that Camcoc has talked about.
Terra preta, the type of soil that they had created. It’s a man made, like, composted sai.
And they talked about this too. But in this documentary, they were going over the the guy who came in the fifteen hundreds and the guy who visited. It might have been the Y files.
I mean, I’m seeing a about, known Italian navigator Christopher Columbus enters the area in 1498, known as present day Venezuela. Two years later, Penzone saloni into the Amazon. It’s the same year Brazil is being accidentally found by Portuguese explorer Cabral
En route to the Orient. Forty years later, a guy named Ori Orianna Orieliana. Gotta wish I
ai remember the name of the guy. Yeah. But the point is, the first people to go there that were Europeans that went back to Europe ai these insanely sophisticated cultures that had millions of people living in it.
They they had huge populations. Yeah. And they they talked about the elaborate headgear they wore, like, they the way they dressed, and there was gold everywhere. And so everybody was like, oh, we’re gonna go back and get rich. And they went back and everyone was dead.
That’s so crazy. I mean, could you imagine, like, you’d feel like such a jackass, you know, having everybody come back there in your
Well, it’s essentially what we did with North America too. Not we. I mean, my parent my grandparents came here in the twenties. But Yeah. Essentially, when Europeans came here, that’s what killed just disease killed ninety percent of Native Americans. Yeah. Which is
I mean, it was the same in, like, The Indies, you know, whenever Columbus came here. Everywhere. Just massive amounts of people.
Just like China did to us. Just kidding. Just kidding. Not really. They didn’t, but it kills a lot of things. But it’s just bizarre that, we’ve missed that chapter, and it wasn’t until Ai, that they started to realize, like, oh, there’s, like, sophisticated grid work down here that seems to indicate that there is that that that you there’s aqueducts.
It seems like there’s, like, places where there was channels and paths and
Yeah. Well, we have, like I mean, there’s obviously, like, a euro centric idea, but a lot of the times and where we think, like, oh, we’re the only ones who could have ever come up with, like, these advanced technologies and, like, have these advanced civilizations. And when you look, and it was, like, in Africa, there was all sorts of, like, massive civilizations and
Which is about the Aztecs.
Yeah. Yeah. And then, of course, like, yeah, South America is a huge I mean, like, the Olmecs, Aztecs, Mayans. I mean, it’s
Well, the Especially the Aztecs, though. Like Yeah.
nuts, man. Their stuff was nuts. Like, can you imagine what experiencing that must have been like? The first people that were, like, Europeans that, like, stumbled upon these immense Aztec cities. Like, what is happening here?
That was Cortes. Cortes was the first, I ai. I think for the Aztecs.
Sai think so. Right? Yeah. On horse, where they thought he was a god?
Like, how you doing? Who is fucking there?
the other nutty thing that we brought horses over here. Like, what? Yeah. Like, they used to be over here, and then they all died off, and then we brought them back.
Yeah. God, no. That’s sai great. You know, Thomas Jefferson brought mac and cheese here.
Mhmm. Made it pop I mean, like, it was like nobody ate that shit. He went to Paris, you know, obviously, like, for pre American revolution to get some buddies going and, yeah, brought back mac and cheese. Also, like, one of the first Americans to cultivate tomatoes. People thought people thought they were poisonous, which to an extent they are. I mean, it’s Yeah.
I was reading about that, like, that you should be able to really avoid nightshades.
Yeah. It’s a ai. That’s what I was trying to remember. Yeah. But
but wait a minute. Yeah. But they taste so good. Yeah. How dare you?
Sai mean, every Italian in this in the world just, you know
Yeah. I wanna get, like, one of those, blood work thing done to see, like, what foods you’re you’re supposed to not be eating for every you know, it’s probably horseshit. But, you know, like, for your blood tyler, you know that?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did one
of those a long time ago, and they told me to avoid avocados. And I’m like, fuck you.
What the fuck? Avocados are like isn’t that ai good for everyone? Like, who
That’s what I thought. It was one of them wacky things where I was very skeptical going in to I’m like, alright. I’ll try it. Let’s see what I what I should and should be eating.
seems like avocados. I’m like, what are you talking about?
I’m not stomping guacamole, bitch.
Yeah. Yeah. You know, I I couldn’t be No. No. I can’t be
It’s there’s no way it’s that bad for you.
Avocado is very good for ai. From what I thought, nobody’s gonna be taking that meh money.
Fucking defect that you have to have where avocados are killing you. That seems crazy.
I mean, you know, peanuts. Well, yeah. I mean, you know, Texas Roadhouse is damn near to damn near one bankrupt over all this. Really? Kind of. I meh, but they don’t do so.
Sued the vaccine companies. Should have. But you can. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.
But they don’t do the whole, you know, you used to go and then you crush up your peanuts and you just dump that shit on the floor.
Smash them with your feet.
They used to have them at, Five Guys.
to go to Five Guys and eat peanuts. Yeah. Not anymore. Everybody’s dying.
I know. Because You can’t even eat
them in the room because if someone is near you that has a severe peanut allergy, that’s why they don’t have them on planes anymore. Remember they used to have them on planes?
Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You can’t even eat peanut like, if if you and I were sitting next to each other on a plane and I have a severe peanut allergy
start eating them, I could die just sitting next to you, breathing your peanutty air.
God. What a great way to kill someone if you really wanted to and get
Just peanut dust somewhere. Yeah. Just see the PB and J and just Yeah. Pocket peanuts. Just throw them.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Smashed up peanuts you toss on them. God. What a fucking anthrax.
Great way to kill somebody.
And it’s nuts. Like, for everybody else, it’s just yummy part of Snickers. And for you, it’s basically anthrax.
It is, mate, because I’m allergic to seafood, like shellfish. Any shellfish. Really? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. You know, you’re also allergic to roaches then? You can’t eat roaches? And you know how we found that out?
Oh oh, really? Yeah. That’s what was from that. Yeah.
That’s how I found that out. Well, because there
is a thing where, scientists who research cockroaches develop usually tend to develop an allergy to coffee and to, roaches and Ai think also to shellfish. Wow. Yeah. Like, because they’re well, they’re just studying roaches constantly, which what a fucking job. But, yeah, they end up be developing a coffee allergy. But but, yeah, that’s interesting.
Why coffee? Because they’re just drinking coffee all the time?
I don’t know. I think I mean, probably because roaches are Yeah. Wow.
Some people can develop an allergy to coffee if they are also allergic to cockroaches. So the becoming allergic to cockroaches, kind of working with them is what makes them allergic to Yep. So it’s a tropomyosin. Tropomyosin. Tropomyosin. Yep. A common allergen.
Cross reactivity means individuals allergic to cockroaches may also experience allergic reactions when consuming coffee, particularly pre ground coffee.
See, in my mind, I thought it was because there was a bunch of cockroaches in pre ground coffee. Ew. There’s bugs and, like, all the
There are ground up cockroaches in your morning coffee. Jesus Ai, you’re right. Oh, no. Bug parts and ground coffee. So it’s ground coffee. Just get some black rifle beans, kids. Stay away from ground coffee.
ground coffee is for savages. Like, what
are you doing? Oh, the Folgers. Ai that shit up. No. You got a good good You drink Folgers? I don’t drink coffee. But if I did, I’d drink Folgers and Maxwell else. I don’t know. I mean, I’m I grew up poor and bought trash.
Coffee is not expensive. It’s only expensive at Starbucks.
Ai, regular but, like, buy a bag of beans, get a grinder, pour hot water,
one of these bitches, French press.
Push that down after a minute. Oh, wait a minute. You wanna hear it? Here. Listen to this. Okay.
That does actually sound that sounds fucking annoying. Yeah. Bread.
Delicious. Yeah. That’s real coffee. You don’t want that fucking ground up bullshit unless you do. Unless you know what’s legit though? Those little packets that Starbucks has where it’s, it’s ai instant coffee. Those are legit. They figured that out. They they did a really good job of, like, developing that formula. I think it’s called was it all called a Vero or something like that?
What’s that Starbucks instant coffee? It’s very legit. Ai, I’ve mixed it up with hot water on camping trips and hunting trips and stuff. It’s ai, this is pretty fucking good.
Yeah. It’s good. It’s like it tastes like real coffee.
but I think, like, that was complicated to me. I don’t think, like, the cheaper instant coffee has that kind of Oh, I’m sure not. Because if you like coffee, like, I like the flavor. I like what it tastes like.
Yes. I do too. It just gives me panic attacks.
try the well, and then there’s the decaf.
Decaf gives me a fucking headache and I don’t know how they did it.
Right. Yeah. How arya you doing that?
Yes. Like, what like, it’s not like you can go ahead and speak out the caffe, you know. It’s not ai, what do you an ingredient in there, like, you’re putting it through some sort of chemical process. Yeah. Like, is that safe? I don’t think so. I think And how many studies
have been done on your decaffeination process? No.
I just drink tea. I’m a big tea guy.
Also, like, what tea tastes better. If I was just gonna drink, like, if I had a but also tea, tea bags have microplastics. You’ve been reading all that?
Oh, well, I’ve I have so much plastic inside of meh. I mean, who knows? I mean, the amount of Lunchables I’ve eaten growing up.
Yeah. I’ve I’ve I know the amount of, times you put Saran wrap over a microwave meal.
Oh ai god. So many times. You just heat things up in, like, plastic that’s all broken to shit and
is Always. Yeah. And then it melts because cause you left it in there too long? Oh, shit. Oh, well, it’s okay.
Oh, I’ve eaten food. It tasted like burnt plastic. It sounds like, yeah. I don’t think this macaroni and cheese is supposed to taste like this, but
There was some sort of, article that was saying that many human beings have as much as a plastic, like, coffee spoon worth of plastic in their head. Like, whatever else The head? Yeah. In their head. How’s it get up there? Blood brain barrier.
Microplastics. That ai microplastics get in your bloodstream. This could be ai the sky is falling. You’re all gonna die from plastic. It could be. It’s hard to know because it’s not like how many brains have you looked at?
Well, yeah. And then also, like, it’s not like there is an actual spoon shoved in your head. I mean, it’s all spread out.
It’s all spread out. But also, like, do you have room for a spoonful of plastic in your head? Because I don’t have any room up there.
I think you do in your brain. Your brain’s mostly water.
mean, not just you. I’m not not insulting you, but, you know.
What your brain filter looks like if there’s plastic everywhere? Concentrations we saw in the brain tissue of normal individuals had an average age of around 45 to 50 years old were four thousand eight hundred micrograms per gram or 0.48% by weight. It’s the equivalent to an entire standard plastic spoon in your fucking head. Compared to autopsy brain samples from 02/2016, that’s about 50% higher, he said.
That would mean that our brains today are 99.5% brain and the rest is plastic.
However, the current methods of measuring plastics may have over or underestimated their levels in the body, Campin said. We’re working hard to get a very precise estimate, which I should think we will have within the next year.
So it may be zero and it may be Yeah.
Sorry. 10%. There’s no plastic at all in there. It’s all in your balls. Yeah. Plastic in your balls.
Oh, Ai need some of that. Yeah.
They found that. There’s plastic in your balls. It clumps them up a little bit ai fake lips. You know?
I ai I mean, yeah, I need that desperately.
You know, like, when chicks get fillers to dry the wrinkles Exactly. Clumps your balls up a little bit.
Microwave dinner plastic.
Yeah. I’m fine with that. Yeah.
It’s ai one we were we were going over this. What was it every month it was a credit card or a week?
I’ve seen this. Yeah. It’s a month, I think. I think it’s a month. Card amount of plastic ai consumed in it.
I don’t remember if it’s a week or a month, but it’s something crazy. We’re ai, where’s it all going? Because I’ve been eating for a long time. Where are these credit cards?
Yeah. You must do you not just shah out the plastic credit card?
I would hope so. Yeah. I would hope so.
Remember how this was studied, though? I had to dig into it, and they had studied, like, an animal or something and found it
animals. And they’re ai, that’s I mean Right.
But animals are dumb as shit. Right? They eat bottle caps. My dog eats everything.
Every week is what it says.
My dog eats everything on the ground.
I don’t trust animal studies. The only way you can really know is if you try it on people.
Right. That’s why we gotta put them prisoners back in Alcatraz.
Well, do what you gotta do. I mean yeah.
I’m Ai hear that? Trump is opening up Alcatraz again? Yeah. Oh, I didn’t know that. Yes.
That’s amazing. I mean, a grand opening of Look. The world’s crazy. Man.
I like fun. And Trump’s saying he’s gonna reopen up Alcatraz is fun to to me because I know that it’s gonna be like, ai? Yes. Why wasn’t it going? It’s Ram says he’ll reopen, enlarge, and rebuild Alcatraz. It’s gonna be the best Alcatraz.
Alcatraz, we use a federal penitentiary since 1963 vatsal capacity of roughly 300 people. I went there as a kid.
Yeah. They when I was in what grade was I? Ai was so I was Ai was in San Francisco from age seven to 11. So what ai I think I was eight years old.
over there. I have a little school trip.
a ferry. You go to Alcatraz, and you think about, like, how the fuck someone could sai. How because Yeah. There’s a dude, Nick Diaz,
Wouldn’t do that. You couldn’t In shark infested water, by the way.
You couldn’t fucking pay me to do that.
can swim like a motherfucker, but But do you know the kind of
balls you have to have to know that, you know, you own a life vest? You’re just swimming. You have to be able to swim all the way to shore with sharks underneath you everywhere. And you know if they bite you, you’re dead. And you know they bite people.
I’d rather just be in bryden, really.
Yeah. But he’s doing it for funsies.
Oh, he’s doing it for Diaz.
Nick Diaz does it does it in between MMA fights he was doing this.
Well, the the Diaz brothers, that’s a a set of balls ai, you know Yeah. Like no other. Like, those guys are legends, you know, for the sense of the word. So that doesn’t surprise me at vatsal, actually, that they, you know, that they’re swimming from Alcatraz.
Makes sense. People missed Knicks Ai. Because Knicks Prime, a lot of it happened in Ai. Like, people missed that.
That’s when he was just, like, just so dominant. So
he came into the UFC ai later into his career early.
The UFC very early. So he knocks out Robbie Lawler early in his career, sai some great fights early in his career. So he was in the UFC early on, but then left the UFC and went over ai force where I think he, like, reached his prime. Okay.
when he he beat Frank Shamrock and Ai. Like, he was in his fucking prime over there, like a world championship caliber prime. But that guy would swim across Alcatraz ram Alcatraz in between his like, he’s training for fights. Yeah.
And in between training for fights, he’s running triathlons and hitting the bong while he’s doing it. Like, it’s hilarious. He’s high as fuck running triathlons.
Do you ever just see somebody and you’re like, you’re so different than me?
Like, our lives couldn’t be more different.
My friend, Cam Haines, right now is running a 250 mile race with a broken foot. What? Bro, if my foot is broken, I would get it fixed, and I definitely wouldn’t run. I might not ever run again.
He’s he’s doing half of the Daytona five hundred Yeah. On a broken foot. On
in the mountains. Oh, yeah.
Going through the mountains.
Yeah. No tech. Pass, please.
I mean, I wouldn’t I wouldn’t even go do that fat boy five k. He’s like, I’m gonna be doing that. My god. Courtney Dolwalter
is currently in second place. She’s already around 48 miles today.
it start? Courtney Dolwalter is, she’s on the podcast where she’s an animal. Ai put a pure animal.
So it started this morning? Is that what you said? Yeah. It’s Yeah. 48 miles.
She’s behind by three miles right now.
A guy named Haroldis Hubertas.
Does he win these things? There’s, like, only a few people that like, she’s one of them. Courtney’s one of them. There’s only a few people that win these things. A lot of people start off real fast, but you can’t keep it up for three days.
Could you imagine running 48 miles in a day and you’re in second place?
Yeah. In, like, five hours. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ai, you know, like, yeah. 48 miles and, like, what you you lost. Yeah.
He’s like, ai. You’re way above three miles behind. Like, what?
Yeah. It’s not I yeah. I’d put a shotgun in my mouth so quick before I do any
of that. But God. We need people like you, and we need people like them. That’s the beautiful thing about the human race is that we’re all so fucking different. Yeah. You know? Where there’s so many versions of humans out there, and we should really, we should celebrate that.
I love how different like, whenever I go back and look at, like, people from history or whatever, Sai that’s, like, one of the things I like the most about it is, like, how I’m, like, god. That person’s night and day different from meh. But that’s so cool that they did what they did or, you know, whatever. Like a Teddy Roosevelt.
Like, there’s nothing about me that is like Teddy Roosevelt.
How about that dude that ate that guy’s heart that had been pickled for, like Oh, yeah.
Yeah. William Buckland. Yeah. He ate King Louis the fourteenth’s heart, which is, yeah, been Tell tyler for ai story. Yeah. Well, yeah. King Louis the fourteenth, just in general, an absolute nut job. The, you know, birthing fetish, like to watch women give birth, which
Don’t don’t we all? But yeah. But yeah. So he dies. A hundred and thirty years later, you know, his heart has been preserved in what I guess would be formaldehyde, and it’s sitting in this guy’s office, basically. And a fellow, I think he was like the archbishop of Canterbury. I don’t know.
Some lord whatever their little fruity little
names they give each other.
But then this fella named William Buckland comes in as and who had kind of, like, a notorious big stomach, ate a lot of weird shah. And he saw the heart and was like, holy hell. That’s the heart of King Louis the fourteenth. I’ve never eaten the heart of a king before, so how about I just give it a ai?
And then they come in they come back in, and he’s eating the damn heart. Right. Well, preserved? I mean, it’s best preserved as it gets. It’s been preserved for a
hundred and fifty years. Cooking it. That’s my point. No.
No. No. No. He didn’t have, like, a hot plate in there.
pulling it out, boy. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn’t in the microwave. Imagine being
when he takes those bites. You’d be like
Like, what are you doing, man? A formaldehyde. Have you ever, dissected, like, an animal or something
Yeah. Yeah. That smell is like a smell that I can smell it right now thinking about it, you know? Like, it’s one of those things that never leaves you. It’s like dead body smell.
Biting into a raw heart with that meh. It’s ai pretty tender.
He tried to eat everything.
He doffs his cat Victorian feud hero, a gentleman whose ambition was to eat an example of every animal in existence. Again, this Courtney Dolwalter at Ram Haines who are running 250 miles right now and this dude is ai, I wanna eat one of everything. I wanna eat a fucking rat. I mean, what a This guy ate rats. He probably had rabies. Meh kept a pet jackal in his house.
He’s got a jackal in his house.
He built the country’s first mosque, had a jackal in his house. He lived in a hut made from driftwood, dressed as a mermaid, and excommunicated his cat.
There’s somebody else, though.
It’s a guy named Robert Hawker.
Oh. Oh. To the west, famed Cornish poet Robert Stephen Hawker lived in a so this is not him?
Just a bunch of weird guys that lived in that tyler.
Oh, this is a different cat.
Oh, not any of these were
thought it was the same guy. Okay. This is a bunch of weirdos all throughout history. Sai Charles, major general Charles George Bryden.
So it’s the third paragraph. It starts with William Buckland, I think. Think.
These are all eccentric guys
from Oh, yes. So it’s the right here. Ai was born. Yeah. I think that’s all
gonna be about him. This this is also pretty
ai, though. Don’t leave this out. Right. So this guy, Major General Charles George Gordon, a British arya officer whose day job saw him fight a series of bloody campaigns across the Middle East and Africa, yet was almost as notorious for believing the Earth was encased in a hollow sphere and that the Garden of Eden was located in the sea somewhere off the coast of
You have this guy who ate the heart. Wrong. Oh my god. William Buckland. So the man who ate everything, born in 1784, a year in which famine in Japan claimed three hundred thousand lives and a massive locust swarm hit South Africa. Coincidence, of course, but it fits in the theme of this blog nicely, so I’m leaving it in. So this guy ate everything he could.
Long shah he had his hand in a huge hyena skull, suddenly dashed on the steps, rushed skull in hand, the first undergraduate on the front bench and shouted, what rules the world? Ai youth, terrified, answered not a word. He rushed then onto me pointing the hyena full in my face. What rules the world? Haven’t an idea, I said.
The stomach, sir, he cried, rules the world. The great ones eat the less, the less, the lesser still. So he just thought he’s gonna be great by eating everything? Here’s
some of the stuff he was eating.
So his lifelong personal ambition, which is to eat an example of every animal in existence, like some kind of crazed, bloodthirsty Noah. Oh, my god. He ate a porpoise, a puppy, and a panther. Aw.
And that’s just the speak. Mice on toast were a regular feature of his no doubt popular soirees.
ai god. He ate a porpoise and a puppy. Jesus Christ.
I mean, the porpoise probably wouldn’t be so bad. I’d eat the puppy. It’s like dog meal. Yeah. I guess. I mean, I wouldn’t necessarily
eat it. Flagstones to this proof of myth myth identifying the flavor as bat urine. How would you
know that so quick? Well,
Sai think he had a real because every reason
is huge power. But the eating the heart, I bet all those years of formaldehyde is probably quite tender. Ai?
if it just tasted amazing for some reason? Right. What do we got in your eye? Oh my god.
Because that’s how you find God
sai some guy had it. A guy had it.
Yeah. Lord Harcourt. That’s who else who else Esoterica.
Meh. Esoterica. Imagine how mad you’d be ai some guy ate your heart that you’ve been saving.
The worst thing Buckland ever ate? Blue bottles. What is that blue bottles, man? What’s that?
a fish starter at Ai. I think this is
Is it just a joke about the
Blue bottles. What could that be? Unless he’s actually eating glass?
I don’t think that’s what it Oh. Portuguese meh of war. It’s sai pretty cool looking thing.
Wow. That looks like a mermaid. Yeah. Click on that one sana the upper yeah. Right there. No. The one to the one to the right of that?
Look at that fucking thing.
Yeah. You know wild. I kinda do wanna eat that. I’m sort of with them on this.
So is that ai a jellyfish?
Yeah. Meh o’-war’s a jellyfish.
So that must be insanely toxic.
But I think Sana o’-war, aren’t they, like, yeah, like, super venomous?
the worst part. They’re not.
But Ai, literally could kill you.
That doesn’t seem like it’d be the worst thing, though.
Well, he didn’t need everything. I guess he probably died along the way. Like, you can only do that for so long before your body says fuck you.
Yeah. I wonder how long you lived. Yeah.
How long did that guy live? Ai out how long that
How old was that guy when meh died?
Eighteen fifty sai. Oh, he lived for a pretty good amount of time.
Pretty decent amount of time.
Pretty decent amount of ai.
ripe age for Back then too when there’s no fucking doctors. Doctors arya all guessing.
Yeah. And ai coming to your house ai after another and
They bust out a meat saw.
Yeah. Like wash my hands. They tie
that fucking leg down and saw it off at the hip, and you’re screaming. He’d tell you to bite a piece of leather. That was a doctor back then.
They thought germs didn’t exist.
Yeah. They were Dirty fingers, pulling babies out, everybody’s dying of sepsis.
Nuts. Have you ever heard of a Tarrar? What’s that? Tarrar was a ai. A t a r r a r e, I think.
He kinda discovered dinosaurs. Geez. What?
Sai guy? Yeah. That ate everything? Yeah. Woah. That’s another fun one.
not real? That’s a fun one.
I can buy it to an extent because there are so many fakes.
Where But the the reality. In the early days of dinosaur research, there was two guys that were competing with each other, and they were faking fossils. Yeah. There that’s true. But also, dinosaurs are real. But also, like Yeah. Like, that alligator gar, that’s a fucking living dinosaur.
Well, I think They used to exist for sure.
Well, some of the, like, real big ones, you’re ai, they’ve never found one of those. They just find, like, a a
They find some stuff, and then they go, well, we think it probably looked like this based on its vertebrae looking like this. Right. And when you go see the skeleton at, you know, the Perot Museum or wherever, it’s all that’s all fake. Like, there’s there’s maybe one piece in there that’s real.
Get the I can get the skepticism behind that a little bit. Yeah. But to say, like, oh, the whole thing’s like, that there is no such thing as a dinosaur. That’s bullshit.
It seems silly that people would just lie openly about that. But there are some that are intact. Like, they found some raptors Yeah. Intact. They found some stuff that’s intact. I have a friend and his buddy found a fucking T Meh in Montana.
I don’t know how much of it they found. They found quite a bit of it though.
not to where they brought in a professional pulled out this big ass fucking T Meh
Bro, Montana used to be a part of the Great Inland Sea. There was a there was a a sana, and that there’s, like, seashells up there, which is nuts.
Jesus. Because probably what, like, the badlands were.
Ai imagine. What was it called? There was, like, a particular name for, like, the great there was a North American, like, inland ocean.
Yeah. Just bananas, man. Ocean Of Meh. Yeah. That’s sai
And there’s t rexes around it. Like That’s god. Do you imagine if there was, like, one point in the history, the Western Interior Seaway.
look like. A large island’s inland sea that existed roughly over present day Great Plains Of North America.
If there was a time that you could just look at that. Look at what it looks still look like. That’s so nuts.
at the Appalachians. Like, that’s what America looked like. Florida was completely underwater. That’s nuts. Most of Texas
That’s Like, where we are is, like, above water, but fuck, man. That’s crazy how much water there was.
Okay. There’s a good yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That no Also, all of Texas is
Yeah. It’s a whole Texas. Oh ai god. Yeah. Like, Nevada’s not.
And Tulsa’s alright. They said they made it out.
Massachusetts is okay. Yeah. That is crazy to see how big that was. Yeah. That’s And there’s all kinds of nutty shit that was living in that water too, man.
Jesus. Yeah. I mean, because a dog is, like, the least of that’s ai the that’s like a minnow compared to some of the shit that looks like.
Sai chicken compared to, like, a a a great eagle.
Yeah. That Like a host eagle. The eagles that hunted people in New Zealand. Yeah. That’s so crazy. Eagles jacked people.
Fuck, man. Yeah. It’s they think that’s why they went extinct?
I hope they bring dinosaurs back.
They probably are going to.
Yeah. I mean, part of me is kind of against it, but then part of me is because Josh Parks is my favorite movie.
Sai got, the leather. Did you see the someone’s bringing it? Leather?
T Meh leather. T Rex purse.
Yeah. They’re gonna make T Rex purses. I’m gonna get a T Rex fanny pack Jeez. For sure.
Look. What more badass of a thing could there possibly be than a T Rex fanny pack?
I would. Yeah. T Rex Crocs.
Company claims leather made from 66,000,000 year old dinosaur DNA is coming.
know, I think, some people are very skeptical about this. We should probably, say this is one of the things that the guys from, Colossal were telling me, the guys who resurrected the ai wolf
Yeah. They were telling me, Ben Ram was telling me that when it comes to, like, DNA of dinosaurs, they don’t really have DNA of dinosaurs. It’s too old. They don’t have, like, full DNA ai. Right. Right. Or whatever you would call it. But what they will be able to do is sort of engineer a dinosaur, which is even crazier. Like, take take the surviving creatures, ai, chickens, shit like that Yeah.
Yeah. That have dinosaur d because chickens are full on dinosaurs. Yeah. Take their their their DNA and engineer a T Ram out of that or a raptor. A raptor, like, way smarter than a crow. How about that?
Ai, hunting people through the woods. Little five foot fucking creepy super lizard Yeah. That can run 50 miles an hour.
Clever girl. Yeah. That would be,
Dude. I’d love it. I hope they do.
They could do that. They they’re really look. If they can take human beings and integrate them with tardigrade
DNA Yeah. And have them become fucking superheroes
They can make a dinosaur.
They made a wolf they made dire wolves. They made three of them.
Which is insane. Sai crazy too.
It’s nuts. Like, they exist. They’re ai I think they’re like 11 old now or something like that. Oh, it’s that? Jesus. Meh. Yeah. Yeah. They’re they don’t, Ben Ram told me he doesn’t go around them anymore. Like, he bottle fed them when they were puppies. Uh-huh. But then when they got to a certain age, he’s like, I think we’re done. Yeah. Like, after, like, four or five months, like, I think we’re done.
What was that, Jamie? It’s just
that the the T. Rex DNA is 66,000,000 years old. It dies the DNA starts to go away as soon as they ai. And the oldest preserved DNA on record currently is only 2,000,000 years old.
So it wouldn’t be a T rex, but they might be able to make exactly what we think a T rex was. But we we would be really off because we don’t know what their tissue looked like. That’s where where it gets really strange. Ai, all the stuff that rots away. Mhmm.
ever seen, like, an artist’s depiction of what, they took a hippo skull? Like, what an artist’s depiction of what the animal could look like? No. It looks like a monster.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I’m pretty sure it’s
a monster. And then you see the reality.
It’s like, oh, hungry hungry hippo. Big old sweetie.
The hippo looks like a sweetie with cute little ears.
But then artists have depicted it, like, if we didn’t know what it looked like, maybe it looked like this. Right. You know? Yeah. I mean, it seems
The meme says a how aliens would reconstruct it. So I I Oh, that’s interesting. Yeah.
But you ai. Like, if you came from another planet and you saw this, like, oh my god. This thing must have been a terrific looking beast. Yeah. Oh, wow. The skull. How ai would you reconstruct the animal? And it’s an elephant. Wow. Oh, that’s cool.
where the cyclops myth comes from.
You seen elephant skulls?
Yeah. Yeah. That actually makes per I’ve never seen an elephant skulls, so I had no clue there was Which is a big hole. The trunk.
I don’t even know if it’s
It’s gotta be. Yeah. I mean, it makes sense because the trunk just goes right
to the mouth. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, that has to meh where the ai comes from. Has
Yeah. Especially if you found a female one that didn’t have ai
it’s listening to you, but Bro.
What did you say, Jamie? Every
it like, when I I didn’t even type in Sai, and it was the first thing that was
Maybe it’s because that’s a theory that’s been around for a long time.
Yeah. Well, there was a I’ve been noticing that.
Yeah. Look. It says that right there. Right there, Reddit. The Cyclops is likely inspired by Elvis.
This happen a lot. You’ll be saying something
Think the government’s listening?
The first thing I’ll type Well,
They’re fans of the show, Jamie. They’re trying to help out. Yeah. But it makes sense. Yeah. I mean, if you found stuff from a long what do you think here’s one that always gets me. Stories of Ai.
I want that to be real sai bad. I mean, I want all of
this stuff. The Smithsonian’s been hiding the information. Those those are the big conspiracy.
their basement, they’ve got, like, a ten foot tall human being. Ai race of giants that existed ram the Earth. Yeah. David and Goliath’s sai real story.
It just seems like they wouldn’t be gone. They wouldn’t be the ones that would have been killed off.
Unless in the cataclysm, like the Younger Dryas Impact Theory, there wasn’t enough food. Oh, brother. Ai off. You know? Because if you’re that big, you need to eat a lot.
So you think they were they were around, like, way long ago?
Way long ago. Off way longer.
I don’t think, like, recently. But I think, like, some Yeah. It is there’s so many stories and so many cultures have these stories, even in the Ai, of a race of giants. Yeah. Like, it seems like it couldn’t just be big people. Right. It seems like what they’re talking about is something crazy.
I guess it could be if you’re just It
Because because if you’re just, you know, mythologizing. There’s no way that’s a word. But if you’re just, you know, turning something that is real this is the same with, like, a dragon. You know, people obviously just get inspired by things that are around them. They start to morph into things.
I mean, there was no fire breathing animal,
like, flying around. Probably crocodiles and shit
like that. Crocodiles. And then and then there are, you know, like, cobras that spit venom, which obviously gets in your ai. Probably gonna burn like a son of a bitch. So, like, there’s, like, the fire myth. I mean And people exaggerate. Yeah. So ai that’s what I’m saying.
So, like, people will take somebody who is a big son of a bitch, and they go, oh, well, let’s, you know, exaggerate and think that the guy he fought was nine
feet tall. Right. Right. Ai.
Exactly. That’s how he was. Yeah. But also, when you talk about races of these giants, you could also be talking about, like, people from Iceland.
Yeah. Right? Who were naturally
Enormous ai dudes Yeah. Who were always win those fucking meh competitions. Mhmm. You know, those guys are there’s giants up there, like Oh, yeah. Four hundred like the mountain from Game of Thrones. Ai, that kind of person. So you think about that. Like, that’s that sai human. Right.
There could have been a bunch of those around, and maybe that’s what they were talking about ai. Or there could have been, like, a specific race of humans. Like, they keep finding these additional types of humans. Like, they found Denisovans fairly recently, and then that other one that we brought up the other day, the big headed people, that’s fairly recently.
They’ve discovered that this is a completely different branch. That there may I mean but here’s the thing. If they did find those, would they tell us? Like, if archaeologists like, who would put the cap on that? If they found, like, a 10 human under just gigantic Right. Right. Dead human with a huge sword underground.
Like, would they would they just say we’re wrong. Giants existed. Or would they go, people can’t handle this?
That’s a tough because that’s the answer to their that’s the question for so many things.
They might say people can’t handle it. It’s not outside the realm of possibility.
I I would sai, yeah, they probably say
Ain’t that infuriating? Yeah. Can you imagine if it was you? Now imagine you’re out in West Texas, wherever you are hanging out with your friends, and somebody notices something in the ground. And you start digging, and you pull out a fucking thigh bone that’s this big, and you plop it down. You go, what the fuck is that?
And then you got a buddy who works at the university nearby, and he starts digging. He’s like, hey, dude. This is a fucking human foot. And he pulls out a human foot that’s size thirty eight. You know, like, what is going on, man?
And so then you bring in some experts sana, like, holy shit, dude. This is a giant. And then they do DNA test. They find out it’s a real a real actual creature.
Yeah. I’m I’m telling everyone.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. They’re gonna kill you. They’re gonna kill you. The scientists will kill you. They’re gonna run you off the road. Yeah. I guess Look at this.
The whole, longest or, well, I ai, would be the tallest
that people have ever found
It was found in China. It’s supposedly about 4,400 years old. Would have been about sixteen, eighteen years old. The weird thing here is though that it says there was three drill holes found in the skull, and they don’t know why.
Woah. Drill holes. How big was it?
Oh. Oh, fuck. Well, back then, ai was probably fucking huge.
They said they found it in China?
That that’s sai giant. And they’re calling it yeah. They ai
You know? Well well, I just look it up here to the Chinese that are found. Right. You’re probably ai, holy shit. This is
Ai is anywhere from modern day, maybe they say up to six six, but, like, taking it a word for word from the Ai, it’d have been about nine nine.
Yeah. That’s what I always thought. That’s what I always thought. See a kid.
Well, if you’re back then, nobody had any food, and the average man was probably, like, five four. So if you encounter some dude who’s six six, some big jack guy, that is a giant.
And then also, like, you gotta think human beings, if they exist today and they’re six six, they had a potential to be that big back then. They just didn’t get the food. Yeah. But if you are in some very nutrient rich environment, Leo, I
mean, for sure. Both those guys play pro basketball.
Mugsy is it Mugsy Bow? Mugsy Bow. Yeah.
But there’s smaller people that exist that can function and do stuff.
Oh, yeah. For sure. Yeah. But what’s crazy is that the potential for that guy, the Yao guy who’s how tall is he?
But that exists in the human genome. Right? That’s not like we engineered them like we did dogs. Right. Ai, that exists.
Yeah. So maybe back then, if you had a ton of food Mhmm. And you you didn’t have to worry about war, like, and people just kept breeding and growing and getting nutrient rich. Because the thing about people in the past is they didn’t eat any fucking food, man. Yeah. Like, the average size of a guy who fought in the civil war was, I think, a hundred and twenty five pounds or something
For four and a half, one 20, I think is fine.
Yeah. Starve vatsal desk. It is like ai Starve at a shooting people with musket fat.
Girl. I mean, that’s sai. Yeah.
Right? And all they needed was food. You know, you give them you give them protein, and then they grow normal sized, which is really wild.
Yeah. Because there’s tons of people that are arya well over seven feet. It’s not like it’s I mean, it is an anomaly compared to
Speaking of, there’s one guy in the civil war, seven sai. He would’ve stood out real
meh. Everybody else was five eight.
Average was eight. Seven foot six in the civil war. Holy shit.
Is that oh, that’s not a picture of him, I guess. Yeah.
But the thing about the stories in the Ai, though, it’s like these arya, like, mystical ai. The Nephilim, you know. Meh this guy?
Ai man. Ohio. So he’s there you go.
Bro, you do not wanna box that guy?
Yeah. Ai mean She probably needed to do that big, take care of
You know what I’m saying?
Yeah. Yeah. She can be in this pot for $8.
She can’t be fucking with me. She’s like, what are y’all She’ll hold me
She’s There’s no chance. Meh.
Yeah. Ai a big giant man to fuck
her correctly. Yes. Yeah.
But the the stories from the ai and the stories from, like, you know, different like, even the, like, the ancient Sumerian culture, like, when they they had the depictions of the Anunnaki and these big giant people. Yeah. Like, what was that? Like, what is that all about? Like, is that a story about a thing that used to be real or is it bullshit?
Because it seems ai the more we uncover with ancient history, just like Troy and probably Atlantis, the more you ai, like, none of it was bullshit. It was just their version of trying to tell you the story. Yeah. You know, and that this all this stuff about the Nephilim, the Anunnaki, and all, there’s probably is is there’s some sort of a story.
It’s just parsing out what it really was after a thousand years of people just telling it before somebody writes it down.
Yeah. That’s I think it’s more just yeah. You know, you’re getting word-of-mouth over so like, such a long tyler. And then it’s probably exaggerated from the jump. Mhmm. Because you’re just trying to tell trying to tell a story. Like, creativity isn’t a new thing, you ai. People were always creative and And always lying. Yeah.
And always lying and always trying to, like, exaggerate. Imagination. Exaggerate. Yeah. And and ultimately to create some sort of allegory. Right.
So I don’t think any of it was true. I think it was all just, you know, they I think it makes sense how it all got created and how every culture has their own version. And
To me, it’s like an echo of the truth. It’s like there’s an there’s an echo there, like, god, what was the original thing? What was it all about? Mhmm. Because, like, there’s an echo to a lot of it. A lot of ancient stories and a lot of religious stories too. They’re just ai, man, I I think something was going on.
And I think this is the echo of, like, this historical depiction of probably something real that went down, like the Noah in the Arya story. I think that’s a historical that’s a depiction of that flood that we saw that wiped out Atlantis.
Without a doubt. I mean, that’s part of the Yeah. The epic ai Gilgamesh.
giant flood. I mean, that’s the oldest story ever written Yep. We know of. I mean and and it’s not the only one that depicts a massive flood. Yeah. Pretty much every religion that’s that old has some story involving a flood and ai.
I think I think when you apply that to all the other stories too, you should probably assume that it wasn’t fiction. It might not be accurate because of all the factors that we already laid out. It’s peep because of people. But it’s probably the echoes of a real story.
Well, the flood is yeah. So I do think that because that’s part of allegory is, like, taking something that is real and then you you just make, like, a almost a fairy tale out of
Like, you still have the because you’re telling in that sense, you’re, like, saving history. Like, you’re preserving history, but you’re not doing it in the sense that we would as we would do it now, where we would, like, dictate time and date and names. Right. So you’re just saying, oh, there was this great event that happened in your our ancestor’s ai they figured this out, imagine
if they figured all of these things thousands and thousands of years ago, then you have the flood, the impacts, society has to rebuild, then you’re telling these stories over and over and over after all this time. Yeah. That would kind of account for a lot of things.
And one of them would be that God created the universe in six days. Yeah. Because, like, what is the big bang?
What is six days? Like, what are you saying? Like, what does that mean? Is it just a a short amount of time?
what you’re trying to say? Is that, like, 72 virgins? Yes. You know, when they say 72 virgins in heaven, they don’t really mean 72 virgins. It’s like a fuckload.
Yeah. Like, when you say God created the universe in six days, like, maybe that means maybe that’s the big bang. Like, maybe you’re literally talking about the birth of the universe Yeah. In a very short period
Yeah. It could yeah. Just shah boom. If the universe is infinite, it’s been around forever. What is, like, that quick burst? What is that?
Yeah. I mean, that’s yeah. That’s a I mean, that’s how
If you were trying to recall that story.
Right. You would say, yeah. On this day, this happened, this day, that happened. But, ultimately, it’s just day after day after day, and then seven day, you rest. And, otherwise yeah.
Yeah. If you were trying to explain the birth of the universe that happened, that, like, you people were talking about it for thousands of years, then someone pro wrote it down on clay tablets
Thousands of years later.
These are just the memories of some ancient knowledge where people really had reached a level of sophistication that we could only imagine. Yeah. And they were just flat ai right back to cave people again.
Yeah. I mean, that’s what yeah. Because, like, Greek mythology, all those it’s ai an actual birth. Like, there’s it all happen starts with, like, there’s darkness and then there’s light. Yep. And that’s, like, a common theme with pretty much every religion, every mythology is there was a sea of darkness, then there was ai. And Yeah.
version of the description of the Big Bang?
Yeah. It’s just turning on a light.
But that’s how you describe the Big Bang to someone who has no concept of science. Yeah. Like, no idea. Like, what are you talking about? Atoms? What?
What molecules? Subatomic particles? What the fuck are you even saying?
Exactly. You’d be like, ai. Imagine walking into a dark room and flicking a light switch, and suddenly everything’s here.
Yeah. I mean, that’s the common theme throughout any of those religions.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think the appeal of, like, a page like yours and the kind of that kind of thing is, like, people always love to learn cool shit and interesting shit. Yeah. You know? Whether it’s interesting shit about the the universe or UFOs or crazy people throughout history. Guy ai wrote outlaw Josie Wells being a piece of shah.
Sai mean, the KKK is just not good. They aren’t big enough assholes.
mean, well, it’s such a good movie. It sucks. Yeah.
It is. I mean, and, yeah, it’s not like you can’t watch that damn movie, but
You gotta separate the man from the art. Always. And then also there’s a bunch of other influences, I’m sure, where they wrote the script and changed
a bunch of things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. I people love learning shit. You just gotta make it interesting. Yeah. School, I hated school, but I had a couple teachers that made it interesting. And I loved every day going to those classes. Every other class could get fucked. I was trying to skip. I was trying to do whatever I could to get out of there.
Like Yeah. It’s so unfortunate. Right? It’s like enthusiasm of the teacher is is so important and the competency of the teacher is so important.
It makes like, I had a teacher, mister Simmons. He was a ai school late history teacher, and every day would tell, like, a story kinda similar to that, like or not every day, but every day before, like, a big test. He would that’s how he started off. Like, clear your minds. Like, don’t worry about this test.
Like, I’m gonna tell you some and he had, like, this real deep, like, booming voice. It was, like, the most fascinating shit ever. And he would just he would just tell the story that had nothing to do with the TED. It doesn’t matter. Like, he’s like, this is just interesting.
ai. Those people are so important.
Ai mean, he’s that’s yeah. That guy, like, probably inspired me to do all kind like, more bryden yeah.
It didn’t it took until I was long out of school before I really started getting interested in learning things.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I didn’t start really just diving into shit until after school. Like, I I felt like all the way through school, through college, you know, got my degree and all that, I don’t think I learned a damn thing. I learned that college was a waste of time. That’s a that’s a
You learned how to get some student debt. Yeah. Dude. Yeah. Did I yeah.
Yeah. That’s all Sai I mean, I didn’t learn a fucking thing about from any of that.
But they’ll tell you that that’s the only way to go. No. Which is just ai, how do you know we’re in space? Yeah. But this is crazy. Like, the the the the people in the nineteen hundreds figured it out forever. It can’t be improved upon. Are you fucking sure?
Yeah. It’s it’s crazy, man.
Listen, brother. Really fun talking to you.
appreciate it. I really appreciate your channel. It’s very fun. And now you know, mind blowing stories from history and pop culture, Cody Tyler, out now. Really fun talking to you, brother.
it again sometime. Absolutely. Alright. Thanks, sir. Thank you. Bye, everybody ai.