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Joey Diaz is a standup comic, actor, and author. He’s the host of “The Church of What’s Happening Now,” and the author of “Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage.”
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#2309 – Joey Diaz Podcast Episode Summary
In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, several key topics and themes are explored. The episode features discussions on societal issues, technology, and personal anecdotes. A significant portion of the conversation revolves around the impact of automation and technology on jobs, with references to Andrew Yang’s presidential campaign and the increasing role of robots in industries, particularly in ports in China. This highlights the potential future challenges and changes in the workforce due to technological advancements.
The episode also touches on the political landscape, discussing the importance of checks and balances in government to prevent tyranny, and the potential consequences of political figures speaking out on issues, which can affect their public perception and careers. The conversation critiques the pretentiousness often found in Hollywood and the entertainment industry, emphasizing the importance of authenticity.
Another recurring theme is the fragility of societal structures, as evidenced by the COVID-19 pandemic, which exposed vulnerabilities in the fabric of society. This leads to a broader discussion on the importance of being vigilant and aware of changes in laws and restrictions that can occur during crises.
The episode also includes lighter moments, such as personal stories and reflections on small talk, the entertainment industry, and the impact of the internet on information overload. The hosts express skepticism about conspiracy theories and emphasize focusing on practical concerns, like financial responsibilities.
Overall, the episode combines humor with serious discussions, encouraging listeners to be mindful of societal changes and the implications of technological advancements while maintaining a critical perspective on media and information.
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#2309 – Joey Diaz Podcast Episode Transcript (Unedited)
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Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. The Joe Rogan experience. Showing ai day Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
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Let’s fucking go. Let’s go. Joey Diaz, ladies and gentlemen.
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What’s up, beautiful?
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It’s good to see you, my brother.
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Good to see you. That was great. The club was fucking ram form last night.
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Oh, last night was packed. It’s been packed all week. It’s been really fun. Lot of fun shows, you know.
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Shane was
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there last night or the night before last. You know, you’re there tonight. It’s it’s been amazing. Are you Holtzman is on fire.
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He’s crazy.
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Holtzman is on fire. Last night, he was on fire. He is fucking Me and Adam Eget were howling. We were watching him from the balcony and howling. Such a good community, Joey. It’s so nice out here.
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You know, I pumped into Duncan for breakfast. He’s the best. Ai, we just looked at each other. He’s like, what are you doing there? And we sat down.
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Me and
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Duncan are gonna corner you and try to get you to move here.
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No. We’re gonna we’re gonna figure that out.
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Yeah. We gotta figure it out.
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You guys
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you belong here.
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Every time I come down here, I see something else that like, I had a great time last night.
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Joe DeRose is here now too. That’s what I heard. Yeah. He just moved here.
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Is he gonna bring the sandwich shop down there?
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Yes. He is. We’re gonna open up a sandwich
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shop out here. He is rather.
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That’s a good fucking I sai
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we because I’m gonna be eating. Yeah.
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He makes good sandwiches out. Very good sandwich.
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Very good sandwich. Yeah. He brought a bunch of them. What did he do? Was it Moon
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Tower last year that he brought them?
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It might have been. It was Moon Tower or South by Southwest? One of the two last year. He brought, like, a ton of sandwiches. He had a pop up. So he his his restaurant did a pop up somewhere in Austin. I was like, bro, you gotta open this up here. You’d be killing it. Especially if it’s you Yeah. And people know it’s your business.
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Because I’ve heard it. Somebody else sai telling me about the sandwiches. Very legit. I gotta go up there.
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Very legit.
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I just don’t even know where it is. I don’t know if it’s in Brooklyn.
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Bro, I wanna kidnap my man Giovanni and ai planes and bring him out here.
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Ai. He’ll fuck.
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He can’t survive outside of Italian neighborhoods, though. That ai the most Italian guy that’s ever lived.
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And you know, they get their stuff up there.
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Yeah. They get everything. And it’s all coming in right from Italy, you know, because a lot of it’s imported. They they use a lot of imported stuff, imported mortadella, imported the peppers, all that stuff that they have, you know, sun dried peppers, sun dried tomatoes, they import all that shit.
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Yeah. They gotta get that shit, you know. And then it because if it goes there, then it’s vatsal ship from the boat all the way to Texas. It’s a little bit of a pain.
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But remember fucking Greasy Tony? He used to drive once a month to New Jersey Oh,
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Greasy Tony.
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And get cold cuts and fucking chicken cutlets. Poor Greasy Tony.
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We used to visit him every time we went to Tempe. He was our guy.
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Remember you said not to drink his Mountain Dew because he made himself. He’s up for two days. He used to make it. That was the strongest Ai fucking dew you could ever taste in your life. You up for dark today.
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Greasy Tony was such a character. He was such a character. He became our friend.
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Yeah.
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He was
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a good dude.
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When we first started going there, when we were visiting him for, like, ten fucking years, you know? Every time we would do shows in town, we’d go visit Greasy Tony.
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He had a $20 chicken cutlet sandwich. Phenomenal. Fifteen years ago, which weighed. Ai, I Sai was four hundred pounds and I would bring it home and try to finish it.
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Do you remember that, steak sub that he would make? What did he call it? Trash can?
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Yes. That’s right. The trash can.
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The trash can. It was crazy. Peppers and onions and cheese and fucking everything was in that thing. It was crazy.
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And you know what you’re like Ai that thick. When I drove in yesterday, I’m like, this is how things change. I mean, we’ve been coming here since ’95. I know I Yeah. Right?
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Yeah. I think ’99
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was the
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first time.
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Ai would do Houston and drive down here and do the lobby in the fucking, Cap City when they have
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Oh, yeah. Staying up in the lobby. I still remember that.
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Driving Yeah. Fucking Houston, down here, not having any money, having to drive back because we couldn’t get a hotel room, drive back to Houston at the end of the night. And I was looking at this yesterday. Like, when I landed, it was 04:00 traffic, and I’m like, oh meh god.
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This is how we’re we’re watching how past civilizations just changed. Yes. Something happened here and everybody moved here. Yep. And I’m not talking about four or five people. Everybody.
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Yeah. And that’s how civilizations change. We just witnessed it after the pandemic. It’s been fucking surreal.
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Yeah.
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It is surreal. Surreal. Surreal. To see things change. Yeah. You know what? It’s also there’s places that sort of rest on their laurels too meh. And whenever that happens, it’s easy for another place to rise up that offers something more interesting. So, like, Los Angeles was always Los Angeles.
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And, like, when Gavin Newsom talks about California, he’s like, you know, I’m very big on California, very bullish on California. California is all this industry. Hey, fucko. They’re all thinking about moving.
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Thank God.
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The only reason why they don’t move is because it’s too difficult to move. If it was ai every business could instantly pull up roots and replace everything and have everything running in a week at the other place, they’d all be gone. They’d all be gone. They just it’s too expensive.
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It’s too expensive to leave versus what you would save and the regulations that you wouldn’t have to go through and all the bullshit with all the permits and all the what California does is over regulate everything. They get as much government involved as possible. They suck as much tax money out of you as possible and then they still leave the place a mess.
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They still have homeless people everywhere. It’s still a fucking disaster. It’s still a woke shit show of virtue signaling in every level of the government. Still, ai, no course correction at all. They’re going further and further into la la land. And you’re like, Jesus Christ, you guys.
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And so then a place like Austin becomes attractive, you know, because, like, it’s not like that here. And people are very reasonable. And Austin the best thing about Austin is it’s a blue city in a red state. So it’s ai balanced. Like, this is a saying they have out here, keep Austin weird and surrounded. So Austin surrounded by rednecks with guns and ai it keeps the tone more medium.
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Like the Austin Liberals, they’re much more just left of center people ai we are. You know what I mean? Like in some parts of the country, we’re considered like far right. You and I, far right. It’s crazy. It’s fucking ridiculous.
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It’s but it’s because everybody went nuts and everyone demanded a whole series of things that you have to agree to in order to be a good ai. Like,
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fuck off.
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You know what’s the real problem
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is out there? Let me tell you what the real problem is. I didn’t realize it till I fucking left. What? That everybody’s too busy tapping themselves on the back.
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There’s a lot of
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that.
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Every when the ai happen, those street women or whatever the fuck Yeah. The chief and ai, I’m looking at them and I’m like, look at them. Yeah. Y’all got gel in their hair. Y’all got a tattoo on their neck. God forbid God forbid they can’t be cool for just one fucking minute. God forbid.
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And that and that’s the problem you have out there. It’s too many people. I’m so great. This is my idea, and it’s great, and it’s gonna work. It’s not working.
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You’re you’re right.
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But I too stupid, Doug. I I say, you know what? This ain’t working. Their egos are so big. They don’t have the heart to go this ain’t working.
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You’re right. You’re absolutely right. But I don’t think it’s entirely their fault. It is their fault, but the culture rewards that kind of behavior. This is the problem with having protected classes of people, whether it’s gay, lesbian, whatever it is, whether it’s your nationality.
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If you have a protected class of people where you’re not allowed to criticize the protected class of people, then they become, you know, Vivek, Ramaswamy talked about this in a very interesting way. He’s like, it’s the tyranny of the underprivileged or is that what he called it the the tyranny of the marginalized or something along those lines.
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But the idea is that this group of people whether they’re trans people or gay people, they get above everything. Everything you do is amazing. Oh, my god. You’re so fabulous. You’re so because no one wants to be think thought of as homophobic or transphobic. So you pretend that everything they do is incredible.
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And so you do you’re gonna be the best firefighter ever. Like, can you carry a burning man out of a building? Girl, you don’t have to. If he was in that building, he he shouldn’t have been in that building in the first place. If I have to carry him out, we got other problems.
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Vatsal literal firefighter said that in response to, could she carry her husband out of the building? Like, no. You no. You can’t. And so you shouldn’t be a ai.
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Just like you shouldn’t be a bouncer if you can’t fight. You shouldn’t be a firefighter. You shouldn’t be a firefighter if you can’t carry someone out of a bill. If you can’t run up a flight of stairs because you’re 260 and five foot seven and a woman. No. No. You shouldn’t be a firefighter.
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You should have to be in, like, really good shape to be no. If you’re some fucking CrossFit’s game lady who’s some beast, I’m like, yeah. That lady could be a firefighter. Yeah. But it’s ai like even guys.
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Like, if you’re a guy and you’re fucking scrawny and you never work out and all you do is smoke cigarettes, maybe you shouldn’t be a firefighter. You know, maybe you
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can’t maybe you can’t get
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up that fucking flight of stairs either. It should be ai it’s a physical job where you’re rescuing people. You have to be able to physically carry people. You have to rescue them. Ai, when I was a kid, were the
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fucking big brutal meh. Beast. Big Down doors.
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Fucking houses. They looked like former football players. There’s this guy who used to play pool with Ram the fireman because everybody in the pool hall ai was Joe the comedian. Everybody had a nickname based on what she did. Ray the fireman was a fucking house. He’s just this big fucking, like, big Irish guy, you know.
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Like, of course, he’s a fireman. Look at him. Ai guy who’s gonna kick down a door, carry your fucking husband, throw him over his shoulder, run through the flames, throw him on the lawn. He does it all the time. He’s an animal.
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Like Vito’s lover in The Sopranos. Remember he was a ai? Remember he was lying to the gay dude?
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I forgot about that scene.
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Then he killed himself in real life.
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Oh, did he really? After that show because they thought he was gay?
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I don’t know. I I read from him.
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It wasn’t that. I hope they didn’t taunt him for being gay. Imagine you get your shah. Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. Good news is you’re gonna be on The
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Sopranos. Sai news is you got a fucking guy. And you gotta swap spit with him.
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Yeah. Shah spit on camera. Ram camera. Yeah. But you’re on The Sopranos. What are you gonna do? Depends on what you wanna do. If you’re a regular guy and that’s your first acting gig, I suggest you pass.
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I suggest you pass. I couldn’t swap spit.
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You have to
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be ai a Jared Leto type dude to pull that off. Died of a self inflicted gunshot wound, December sixteenth two thousand eight at the age of 47.
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And he was a ai, a former ai?
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Who knows? I mean, when when did he die? How long after the show?
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Go pull
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it back up again? Because it just sai. So he died in 02/2008. So the show was running in 02/2008. Right? Yep. Was Soprano still on in 02/2008? No. No was off
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by then? I think. No. 02/2009 maybe? I I
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don’t know. Let’s find that out, and then we’ll have an answer. But, I would imagine if you’re a guy, an Italian guy or whatever, and you go back to the neighborhood and you’ve been playing
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It ended 06/10/2007. So right after it ended, I guess.
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Right after it ended, he waxed himself. That’s so unfortunate. It’s another beautiful thing about the comedy community. Like, nobody gives a fuck if you’re gay. No. Nobody ai, Tim Dillon. Tim Dillon just he’s just one of us. It’s just we’re all ai the lesbians that come there and hang out. They’re just one of us.
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They just
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No one gives a flying fuck. It’s just if you’re not funny, nobody wants to hang out with you. If you’re not funny, like, get out of the green room. You know what I mean? But if you’re funny, who cares? Yeah. No one cares.
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Do you remember the kid from Houston? Which one? The guy that used to always wear football shirts.
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Yes. Where he
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did he die? He passed away. Ai that
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was my brother. What was his name? Goddamn it. I loved him.
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I loved him.
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That’s fucking escaping my mind.
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With the little hat on
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You’re gonna remember his name.
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Come up to you and give you a hug all the time.
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Ai haven’t seen him in so long. When did he die?
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I don’t know. Maybe ten years ago.
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Did he
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talk about being gay on stage?
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No. But he told me he was gay all the time.
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Oh, yeah. Well, he was gay as well.
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He would go to those army things just to fuck men.
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Well, he just looks like a football player. Yes. Like a big form he looked like a Shane Gillis type dude. Yeah. Like a big former football player, but he was gay. He was gay. He always wore football jerseys.
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Always football jerseys. That’s how we trick him.
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Sweetheart of a guy. But, again, same situation, Joey. That guy was one of us. He just hung out with us.
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I ai him to that.
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He just hung out
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with us.
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I love that dude to that. It didn’t even matter to me that he would listen. That’s never mattered to me. You gotta remember, I was a Judas Priest fan in high school. Right. That dude just gay as hell. First time I saw
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Nobody knew.
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Ain’t that funny?
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I fucking knew in ’79. Nobody comes out with a little hat with a whip. Right. You ai, I saw him at the Palladium guy.
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You got another meh.
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Oh ai god. Did you ever read you just have to try to read his book. Really? Jimmy Florentine gave it to me. I have to try to read it. Is it crazy? I’ll just tell you one story that there was a guy in Chicago, like, a a stylist that used to tell him he wanted dick. Always bust you know, those people, those women, come on, Joe. Come on. I don’t wanna you know? And you’re like, come on. It’s never gonna happen.
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And he said, finally, he got pissed off one day, and he took the guy up on his offer. He goes, I fucked him so hard. I blew out with his o ring. Ai had to go to the hospital. I’m reading this code. This is my type of fucking guy. Ai love this fucking guy.
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Well, you gotta think what Rob Halford did. When he was at the head of Judas Priest, he got all these straight guys to dress like they’re in a gay biker gang because they wanted to be cool like Judas Priest. He changed the style of a kind of music. He really
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did. I loved them.
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How many straight guys dressed like gay bikers not even knowing what they were doing? They just thought, you know, this is how you dress for this kind of music. But it was because of Rob Alford.
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Fucking Rob. And he’s still out.
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You know, I, had him on a show once. There he is, that bad motherfucker. You got another thing coming. I had a buddy of mine in high school who loved that song, and he used, like, a quote of it in his, in his yearbook. And I’ve always remember thinking, ai, that’s the coolest quote. Like, if you think you’re gonna sit around, meh your chip away, but weigh my bryden.
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Listen, I ain’t fooling, you better think again. Out there is a fortune
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waiting to be had.
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You think I’ll let it go, you’re mad. You got another thing meh.
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Great album, great shit.
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That kid never did anything, though. No. He never left the town. No. He fell apart.
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And here’s the weirdest thing about Judas Priest. What? His writing. That’s what I fucking died about, his writing. Because he would ai, and you’re thinking he’s writing about a woman.
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He’s writing about assholes.
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He’s writing about a meh, and he has a song called Burning Up that is so fucking over the top. I know you feel the same. I know you feel the flame burning deep inside of you. Well Burning you up. It’s called ai you down. Breaking you out in a cold sweat. But when you lose control of your very soul, your desire takes over. You’ll feel the heat wave. You’ll answer my way and suddenly you know that you’re burning up.
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Oh. That is a bad month. When I heard shah, I’m like, oh.
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Let me hear that, Jamie. We’ll have to edit this out of YouTube. For the folks at home, please seek it online. Here we go.
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Listen to the way it starts. It’s like a satellite. This is back before ai, like, before we had modems. Oh. This is 1980. This is on a hell bent for leather tour.
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You could let songs cook back then, you know, like tyler, Pink Floyd time. Oh, baby. Guess what just got added to the Spotify playlist?
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Me up good and you cut me down. So I string you up to keep your hand
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There
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you go. Hot hot gay love.
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So when
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I ai Coming out.
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When I read those lyrics, I’m like, that’s the most brilliant fucking thing.
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That’s the dark the darkest thing about gay people today is that some of them arya the closet, other than homophobia. Is that sai other than there’s a genuinely people that hate gays, but that’s rare. Nobody hates gays. No. There’s there’s 02/2025.
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I can’t see you. You know, it’s all around us. So if you’re still hating, you got a fucking problem.
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There there’s guys that have been molested when they were young. They get angry at gay people. Not on and not not that it makes sense. I’m not justifying it. But I I’ve met guys that had problems with gay people. They were, like, very scared around gay people. But it was because they got molested by a pedophile
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Right. That happened. Pedophile and being gay. Big big big ai.
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Sai I’m just saying, like, there are people and there’s very religious people that don’t like gay people. But most normal people don’t give a fuck. Most normal people don’t give a fuck, and they shouldn’t. It’s stupid. It’s a dumb thing to think about.
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Like, I
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Now the way I grew up, you know, the Cuban men’s side of me was supposed to do Right. The pre revolution Cuban Right. They like Italians too.
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Catholics. Go in ram
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room if there’s a gay man in the room. I always thought that was the fuck. You can’t be in I won’t go in there. Why? Because you’re a machismo type of dude. So that but my mother was the one that goes, no. They’re fucking and then we had a gay guy in our neighborhood. I told you about this guy. He was he worked with my mother. He was a a designer in Broadway for some plays. He would design the carpet.
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Okay. But at
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night, he sold Coke. He was ai, this is like 1975, and he would come to the bar, and I knew he was gay. His name was Ai. We call him Martin and Maricon because that’s what that means in Spanish. Maricon means fag in Spanish. So that was his open name in the Cuban community.
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But one day, he came into my mother’s bar, and there was two bookies. I was like a kid. I was playing that shuffleboard.
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Uh-huh.
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Remember when you played the sawdust and you split it? I’m playing the shuffleboard, and he was right there. And the two bookies were in the corner. And the one guy goes, look who it is, my thing of Marigone. And this motherfucker pulled out a 32. Oh, Jesus. And he goes, listen.
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I’m gonna tell the both of you that unless you suck my dick or I fuck you in the ass, you don’t have the right to call me Martin the fag. So say it again, I’m gonna shoot both of you. And my mom is yelling at him. Martin Martin, Coco’s behind you. If they start shooting at each other, I’m right here. I look I looked my head up. I’m like, oh, and Martin’s ai, and all of a sudden Martin left.
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So the next day, I guess, he called my mother to ai. And Martin my mother made Martin come sana apologize to me. And when he opened the door and he was like, I’m very sorry about pulling out the gun. I go, fuck that. You’re my new Charles Bronson.
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I gave him a fucking hug, and he became my best friend after that. And I respected him because he was going through hate.
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Yeah. Really hate it.
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In the mid seventies, he would come back once a week with a black eye or a busted lip. He went to a bar in the village, and there’d be guys waiting for him on the way out. And I always respected that dude. Like, always respected him for that.
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The problem with bullies and bigots and all people that attack people like that is all this is the sai problem in all walks of society. It’s weak men. It’s almost always just weak men. Weak stupid men that wanna find someone to pick on. Wanna find someone that’s not bothering them at all and fuck with them because they’re weak. That’s all it is. That’s all it is.
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It’s all but that that’s all it is. Ai, the woke people that scream at you and want you to do what they want, the people that wanna, like, spray paint swastikas on Teslas. It’s the same thing. It’s weak meh. Mostly weak meh, a bunch of crazy women, and they’re all together in this big pile of suck that’s connected to a political ideology.
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But most people, you know, you shouldn’t care. And if you do care, you just weren’t around. I I was around gay people when I was really young, fortunately. I lived in San Francisco when I was seven years old,
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and
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we were in the middle of gay land. I mean, it was San Francisco in the seventies, dude. It was gay as fuck. During the Vietnam War in San Francisco, I remember I’d be walking down the street with my stepdad once and a guy whistled at him. I was ai, oh, shah. I’m ai uncomfortable. Ai, he didn’t freak out.
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He’s just like shook his head shook
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his head ai, what the fuck? When they whistle out.
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With a little kid. He’s walking with a seven year old and this guy whistled him down. That guy didn’t give a fuck about kids. He’s not making any. He doesn’t care. So, we had these next door neighbors who this gay this gay couple. And my aunt used to, smoke weed with them, and they’d get naked and play bongos.
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And she loved the fact that she could get naked with these guys because they didn’t didn’t try to fuck her. So they all just get naked together and smoke weed and play bongos. It was hilarious. They were really nice people. So, like, my experience with gay people was just, like, they’re everywhere. It’s normal. So when I moved to Florida, I had a a friend. My friend, was Cuban.
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His name was Candy. His last name was Candido. We called him Candy. And, Candy was with his dad, and his dad throws a newspaper down on the fucking table. Goddamn it. And he’s like, woah. What’s going on? It’s ai, these fucking fags are trying to marry each other.
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And I remember Meh was 11 years old and I was like, why do you care? Like, he was getting he threw the newspaper at the table because of gay marriage. I’m like, why do you care? I was like, what a fool. You’re a grown ass man and you care about that? Like, who cares if they get married? Yeah. I know. He was cute. But he was mad, bro.
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh, yeah. They wanna try
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to get married because, you know, they’ve been fucking with gays with marriage forever. It’s so wrong, man. It’s so wrong.
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There’s nothing listen. I see it, and it doesn’t bother me
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at all. It’s just ai everything else.
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It doesn’t bother me.
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It’s just there’s a certain percentage of society that are just born gay. And there’s plenty of them to hang out with each other, and they should be your friends. Yes.
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No. The the football player. Oh, yes. Scott. That’s his first name. Now we gotta work on his last name. God damn it.
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Scott. Yeah. I need to call somebody. Otherwise, this is do you got Maddie Kirsch’s number? We should call Maddie Kirsch. She wouldn’t know.
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No.
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Somebody That’s gonna drive me nuts.
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Somebody from Houston wouldn’t know. Because I don’t wanna call somebody online and have to describe him. And then people go, oh, you ai Scott.
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Well, what I was thinking you were saying was Jeff Scott. Jeff Scott from the Comedy Store is another example of a gay guy who was our brother. Brother. He was our brother.
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That guy
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That’s it. Scott Kennedy.
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Scott Kennedy. Look at him with his New Orleans shirt.
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Scott Kennedy was awesome.
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Awesome.
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Ai. I forgot his name, but he’s not around to be embarrassed.
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How did he die?
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I don’t know. Look at him with Craig Ferguson.
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He always had football jerseys.
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Always.
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I mean, that guy did not look gay. Like, he looked like a big old football player. Like, you could see him in the backyard, you know, like like smoking a whole hog with a bunch of boys drinking Bud Lights.
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But here’s the problem. Here’s what I felt from Scott. Because I met him in Houston and then we connected in LA in ai February. When he hugged me, I didn’t feel threatened.
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No. Not at all.
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When Jeff Scott hugged me
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Never.
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I never felt threatened. No. No. No. No. No. I Sai have to. Eric Rocha, when he hugs me, my the kid at the Comedy Store, I hug him with all my fucking heart.
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I don’t even feel that type of shit. I never felt that. I’ve only felt that once ever from one comedian, and it was at the Montreal Comedy Festival, and he was drunk, and he wouldn’t stop. He kept touching me too. Kept touching me and telling me he wanted me to take me upstairs. Yeah. That was very unfortunate.
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Because he was just drunk, and I don’t even think he thought I was gay. And I don’t even think he thought I would do it. I think he was just trying to make me uncomfortable, you know. But he was definitely, like, last call for alcohol, like, hitting on people, and he was hammered.
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But I was thinking, like, imagine being a girl and this is happening. Meh fear for your life. Because I threatened him. I said, dude, I sana stomp a fucking hole in your chest if you keep doing this. Leave me alone. And that was enough.
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But if you’re a girl, you can’t say that. If you’re a girl, you gotta go seriously, leave me alone. You gotta find authorities. You gotta go to the fucking go to the front desk, go to the bar, like, the the the checkout people and say, can you guys call the police, please? This ai? I don’t know. I don’t wanna walk to my car. Can someone walk me to my car? You gotta be worried about that. That sucks.
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But that’s rare with guys. That’s that’s not happened to me once in fifty seven years, where a guy uncomfortably hit on me and wouldn’t stop. Well, one of the time at the store, but that wasn’t as as blatant. It was just he kept touching meh. I’m like, stop fucking touching me.
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You know, there’s there’s gay guys that, like, push those limits. Like, if you were a girl and a guy kept putting his hand on your leg, you’d be like, hey. Stop doing that. Like, why do you keep grabbing me? Why do you keep touching my body? Why do you keep touching my legs? Stop. That’s fucking weird.
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You’re crossing ai, and I don’t know what other lines you’re thinking about crossing. So let’s stop this. But that’s not most gay people. You know. I have these, friends that I live next to in California. They’re gay and they’re super republican now. It’s hilarious. I follow them on Facebook. They’re fucking super republican now.
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They’re they’re all in against the Ram, how they’ve ruined California. Because these guys are they’re conservative gay couple. They’re meh. They got a kid. And they’re just ai, enough of this.
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The world is changing, brother.
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Yeah. Well, that He’s
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a lot.
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That’s a good thing that the world is changing, you know, because there’s do you know the guy who invented, the Turing test? You know what the Turing test is? No. His name is Alan Turing. And he’s, he was a ai. He he invented a test that they say AI has passed. And this test is where you can talk to a computer and not be able to tell that it’s sai computer. That it behaves like a human.
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It thinks like a human, it communicates like a human where it’s indiscernible. That’s the the Turing test. AI has recently passed the Turing test. Well, this ai, this this he was in England when this happened. Right, Jamie? Where they they forced him to take meh.
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He got arrested for being gay in, like, the nineteen fifties. And they forced him to take medication that made him sterile made him infinite, so he couldn’t have sex. Like, they they forced him to take, like, hormone blockers that they give to sex offenders. You know, chemical castration when they do that to sex offenders, and then he killed himself.
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The guy who invented the method of determining whether or not AI has become sentient gets murdered by dumb apes who don’t like that he’s gay. How crazy is that? I’m not fucking that story up. Right? I’m pretty sure that’s
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the story. Block this to to sexual offenders. When do they give you that?
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Well, they don’t always do it, you know, but, it’s called chemical castration. And ai the way, it’s the same chemicals, the same drugs that they use on kids when they give them hormone blockers. So when you talk to it, they’re talking about a child getting puberty blockers, you know, oh, it’s totally reversible. The fuck it is. The fuck it is.
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That’s the same shit. It’s chemical castration. It’s not reversible. That child is never gonna fully develop. If they get on hormone blockers, then when they’re 18, they go, you know what? I think I actually am a man. Too late. Too late.
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Because from 13 to 15, you suppressed your testosterone. Okay. Here it is. Turing was later convicted by the advice of his brother and his own solicitor, and he entered a plea of guilty. In the case, Regina versus Turing and Murray was brought to trial on the 03/31/1952. Turing was convicted and given a choice between imprisonment and probation.
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His probation would be conditional on his agreement to undergo hormonal physical changes designed to reduce libido known as chemical castration. He accepted the option of injections of what was then called stilboestrol, now known as ai diphylstilbestrol or d e s, a synthetic estrogen.
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His feminization of his body was continued for the course of one year. The treatment rendered Turing impotent and caused breast tissue to form. In a letter, Turing wrote that no doubt Ai shall emerge from it all a different man, but quite who Ai not found out. Murray was given a conditional just discharge. So Murray must have been the guy he was having sex with. That’s so crazy, man. Arrested for being gay.
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Nineteen fifty four at his house, Turing’s housekeeper found him dead. Post mortem was held that evening determined that he had died from previous day at age 41 with cyanide poisoning ai as the cause of death. He had an apple lay half eaten beside his meh. Although apple’s not tested for cyanide, it was speculated this was the means in which Turing had consumed a fatal dose, so he fucking killed himself because they chemically castrated him.
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You know, Founder of computer science and crypto cryptographer whose work was key to breaking the ai enigma codes. So this guy, like, helped the British crack codes. And what did they do? They injected him with poison so that his dick wouldn’t work, so he couldn’t fuck ai anymore, which is what he wanted.
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He was imagine that if they were everyone was gay, everyone, and you were straight.
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And you’re
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like, I don’t want sana dick. This is crazy. Like, guys keep trying to offer you dick, like, ai. No. No. No. Is there anything else? And then you meet girls ai, oh, look, they’re so soft and so pretty. That’s what I like. I like girls. And ai, no, you don’t. No.
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You’re gonna take this gay drug until you get that out of your system, or we’re gonna chemically castrate you. You can’t be having sex with girls, ai, but Sai but they’re so pretty. They’re so lovely to be around, so attracted to them. No. No. No. No. Only guys.
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That’s crazy. That’s so stupid. So these people especially, like, when you get to, like, serious meh rigid religions, which wanna throw them off roofs. This part is Middle East, they throw them off the roof. Give the round up all the gay ai. Throw them off the roof. And everybody watches and cheers. Yay.
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Crazy.
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Ai I said, it’s a different world out there, my friend.
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It is a different world out there, but it’s the world out there that could be just like the world here. It could go this way here. Like, that’s what people understand. Just how Los Angeles fell apart, The United States could fall apart too. You know? Like, look at Iran. We were looking at Iran the other day in photographs of the nineteen seventies. Girls had meh. They all look really hot.
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The guys had no shirts on with six packs walking down the street. Everyone’s smiling. Looks like Europe. It looks like you’re in Italy. And now, it’s a religious run country. It’s run by a dictatorship. Like, you you criticize the government, they execute you. They executed a Olympic gold medalist in wrestling. Yeah.
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The UFC even tried to get them to stop. They plead they pleaded to try to get them to stop. They ai to get Trump to get him to or was it during the Biden administration or the Trump administration? I don’t meh. But they tried to get the president to somehow or another talk to Iran and not kill this guy.
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They killed him because he spoke against the government?
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Allegedly. But you don’t even have to really have spoken against the government. That’s what’s so scary. You just have to be accused of speaking against the government. I mean, to this day and age, any like a friend of mine’s, Twitter account got hacked, and he got phished. They sent him an email.
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And he didn’t you know, he’s not that sophisticated with that stuff, and so he got phished. And then I heard he got phished. So, I go to my, Twitter just because I never checked my DMs. But I did it just because I knew he got phished. And I went into my DM, and it was him asking me for my email address after he got phished.
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So I was like, this motherfucker, he’s trying to get me now. So someone could easily get your account and then or use, you know, some sort of code cracker or figure out your code, then start posting stuff for you against the government, especially if you’re in Iran. Like, they they probably already have all your passcodes for everything over there. They probably been, like, spying on everybody’s computer from the jump.
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They probably just go to the database. What’s Joey Diaz’s Facebook password? Okay. Post a bunch of shit there about these government the people in government should all be lined up and shot. They they all suck dicks secretly.
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They’re they’re all eating babies. Just make them say something like that, and then let’s go round them up. And then if you don’t have any due process, that’s the kind of shit that dictators do. They just round you up.
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Wow.
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He’s like, you know, there’s people in Russia that are just in Russia because they tweeted against the government. And you know what they do with those people? They put them in prison. And you know what happens when the war breaks out? They give them the option.
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Like, you could either be in jail forever or you can go fight in the war. And so they go to the front line and they get killed by American weapons. Guys who were tweeting against Putin. It’s like you can use it to get rid of his political enemies. Crazy.
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And this is all ai you and I at the same time hanging out in Boston or hanging out in Austin rather eating barbecue, you know? Like, it could go that way here too. Just like it went that way in Iran, it could go that way in The United States. Just like LA fell apart, LA Twenty Years ago was amazing. Amazing.
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Do you
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remember LA in 02/2005? We were having the time of our lives.
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’96. Oh ai god.
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We were having the time of our lives. The restaurants were great. There was music playing everywhere. It was fun. There was a lot of great comedy. We had a good group of guys we’re all hanging out with. LA was great. Yeah. There was still some traffic, but, you know, it was the weather was great.
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People were generally pretty ai. Lot nicer than they were on the East Coast. It’s not even the same place anymore. And that can happen anywhere. That can happen in The United States. If something terrible happens in The United States, new laws get passed, new restrictions, That can happen anywhere.
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That’s why I talk about it so much. People like, why do you obsess about it so much? Because you need to be paying attention. Because when it’s too late, when they’ve already got complete control of what you could say on social media, and they got you locked down, you’re in trouble.
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You’re in trouble. Because so many other things are coming that they’re aware of, and the big one is automation. Joey, when automation comes and this is what Andrew Yang was ai running on when he was running for president. And I had him in, and it was a very interesting conversation because it was something that I hadn’t considered vatsal these jobs are gone.
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Do you know in this parts of the world, like, there’s ports in China now, where it’s a % controlled by robots? There’s a few people that run around do maintenance and stuff, but everything screens, everything is super efficient. These robots pick up the packages, they make an inventory of everything’s in there, everything gets logged into the computer, they put it into these trucks.
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And before you know it, they’re
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gonna have electric trucks that drive themselves.
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That’s why the strike happened in Jersey. All over with the Teamsters.
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Yes. The longshoremen.
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Yes. Because they know it. They don’t have much
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left. Left. They don’t have much time left. They don’t have much time left.
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It’s fucking crazy how industry has just dwindled in this country. Oh, I know. You know? And Americans really don’t see that. See? Because everybody’s fucking into traveling and being cool. The gift that I had from doing comedy was I really got to see the country. Mhmm. I really got to see the ins and outs. And when I was a feature act, I would ask questions.
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You know, ai, when you don’t sit in a hotel all day and you just go out and you go to a movie theater and
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Right.
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You ask questions and people tell you, oh meh god. That’s a great restaurant. Go there. You know, you look at cities like Cleveland. Okay. I don’t know if a lot of people know this. Twenty years ago with all the jokes and shit, Cleveland had more Puerto Ricans than New York City. Really?
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Because there was a fucking car plant there.
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Oh.
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And they were building cars there. You know, I remember being a fucking kid and going to Detroit for a basketball tournament or something stupid and seeing that city. It was 1976, ’70 ‘7. That city was fucking booming.
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Detroit was one of the richest cities in the world.
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Booming. It was the murder capital at the time. Was it
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still? Even back then?
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Yeah. Yeah. Because when I met my buddy in the eighties, it was he was in Detroit. It was the murder capital. But ’75, ’70 ‘6, that city was booming, bro. Yeah. You know, Buffalo, New York, booming. Fisher Price, all these other companies left. You know? That’s what I saw.
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Cleveland, Pittsburgh
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Yeah.
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Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Speak.
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Yep.
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I went to Pittsburgh Two Years ago after shit was closed down, ai. Yep. You know? So when I looked
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same thing, Youngstown.
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Shah? There wasn’t it was Downtown Pittsburgh, like, just around that arya. I went
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to Youngstown was like that too. Right?
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Was
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it? Youngstown was a much better environment than it is now. Yeah. I believe Saloni told me They had
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destroyed those parts of the country.
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Now Ai
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don’t know what happened in Nebraska. They could’ve had their own problems in Wyoming. I just know that little stretch. Buffalo, Cleveland, you know, fucking Cincinnati Yep. All those towns that were booming Yep. Have just disappeared.
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You got it. All the jobs went overseas.
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So if you’re gonna bring this country back, it’s gotta start with that. We gotta go back to that that to make us strong again. And, yeah, we’re gonna have to fucking sweat it out for ten months. But you know what? Three years ten years ago, I fucking was getting those hundred dollar day movies, and I ai, I’m not doing them anymore.
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For a year, I didn’t work as an actor. And ai, I got a high scale movie because I kept saying no Yeah. To the low movies. That’s how you lift up a little bit. That’s how you bump up ai just saying fucking no.
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We didn’t sana do this all of a bryden, and we need to do this. We need to get this country hopping again.
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Well, the problem is they gave corporations an opportunity to make more money at the sacrifice of all those jobs in America. And the problem with corporations is they’re they have an obligation to constantly make more money. And labor. Yeah. But no. But that’s the way you make more money is by having no labor.
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No labor.
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And not just that. No health insurance. This is, you know, the Ron not Ron Paul. The what’s his name? Ross Perot. Ross Perot, talked about that. We were talking about with Ron White the other day that he was explaining that if you change these regulations and make it cheaper and easier for these people to go and make he sai, you’re gonna hear a giant sucking sound as all the businesses go south.
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And that’s exactly what happened.
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That’s exactly what happened.
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And he he called that in the nineteen nineties.
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That was my boy.
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Yeah. I voted for him.
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I love Russ Pearl. Always did. Always. That’s a real fucking American right there.
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He was. They threatened him, dude. They they threatened his his family. Like, he pulled out of the he was gonna run again a second ai, and he said he’s not gonna do it because his family was under threat and that he considered serious.
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Meh. He
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was dangerous because he he could ruin the election. Like, he Bush, they thought was gonna win a second term. But Ross Perot came around and conservative people that didn’t really wanna believe in the Republican party anymore, like, this party is just as full shit as the left.
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They saw this Ross Perot guy and they went, oh, okay. He took a considerable amount of the vote and most of it would be against what Herbert Walker Bush would have got. And then Clinton came along and fucking wasn’t even supposed to win that year. Bam. Now he’s in. Let’s go.
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Remember, they’re paying for this with your money. Yeah. I’m paying for this with my money.
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Exactly.
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That was his fucking classic shit. Yeah. That was hysterical.
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Meh when he had that half hour show on TV where he explained how the Federal Reserve works?
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I don’t remember that.
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Yeah. He took over he bought a a half hour of regular ai time TV to explain to people how you’re getting fucked. He he’s explaining all the scams that you’re that that are being run on you that you don’t know about. And this is why I’m running running for president. I’m like, woah. Look at this guy.
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That guy fucking did something that a lot of people don’t know. Yeah. And his employees got kidnapped in Iran, and he went in there and took them out, and he hired like a like a a Marlon Brando from Apocalypse Now to to train his employees. Really? Yeah. He was a retired colonel, some badass Vietnam.
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So was his actual employees that went and got him out?
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Yeah. That’s the story. He he trained he made his employees. It’s a we’re we’re family. Woah. Shah going on? And he made a promise to the people’s families that he would have them back by Christmas, and he had them back by Christmas. Wow. And and they had Kissinger kept giving them fucking a hard time. Bunch of people kept giving them a hard time. He did not give a fuck.
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He goes, I’m doing it. I gave those people my word. His word was word, dog. How much money was he worth? Billions.
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Yeah. He was a billionaire.
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Back then? In the in the nineties already?
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I believe so. How much money was Ross Perot worth? He
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was a billionaire.
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Yeah. Which back then so 1990 billionaire. It’s probably ai it’s probably just double the billions, whatever it is. Probably something like that. Maybe triple the billions.
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Did he get oil money?
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At the time, ’92, he was the thirteenth wealthiest man in America, net worth around 4,000,000,000.
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So what is 4,000,000,000 from that time worth today? Let’s guess.
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3,000,000,000.
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Let’s guess. 8,000,000,000. 8? Yeah. I’m a say 9. Ai might be way off, though. I’m just I’m completely guessing.
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Just under 7.
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Yeah. We’re both wrong. So that’s a lot of money, though. Still, it’s almost double.
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Doug, what about the chief of police ai my hometown that shit on his desk?
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Yeah. Ai he do that?
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I don’t know.
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Was he proving a point? What was the what was up with him?
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Man. I heard he’s a good dude, but he’s a prankster. Oh. He’s like a prankster type of dude. He sends fuck So
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he’s like Ari Shaffir?
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Yeah. He sends, like, packages to your house, and he’s one of those dudes. You know? And, I ai know. That’s I guarantee he was like a joke, and it just blew up. Now it’s national. Now you got nowhere to go.
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Oh meh god. Do you see what Ari did once? We shoved the note up his ass and he shah it out on stage and read it.
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Look at your face.
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I don’t want nobody to read a note out of their ass.
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I don’t want you shitting in the room with me. What kind of parasites sana bugs Oh,
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he’s got hemorrhoids. He’s got
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All sorts of stuff is flying through the air. Every breath you breathe is Arya shah gas flying around.
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He’s a fucking nut. He’s a He’s so crazy. He has not stopped at all. Like, it is not ending. No. I’m going through his thing next week.
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He’s never growing up.
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No. No. He’s never growing up. It’s not happening. But he’s getting married. Right? Or he got married or something like that?
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He’s already married. Yeah.
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I’m just
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gonna He’s got a little celebration.
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Yeah. I’m gonna go to his party and shit. But I don’t even know what the fuck it is. It’s gonna be a
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47:36
fucking carnival of psychopaths.
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47:38
Doug, I was telling you the other night, I got really fucking high. I got home and I couldn’t speak, and I started watching old fights. I even watched a Pepino Cuevas fight. Oh, yeah. That dude was fast.
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Yeah. He was good.
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He was good. And I watched You
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ever see him versus Tommy Hearns? No. See if you can find Papino Cuevas versus Tommy Hearns. I’m not 90% sure that’s who I’m talking about.
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Papino Cuevas was, I think, a little thinner of a guy. I don’t know.
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Wasn’t he at 47? Maybe I’m wrong.
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Thomas Hearns was a 47.
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Yes. He started his career at 47, went all the way up to light heavyweight. Yeah. But Pinot Cuevas versus Tommy Ai, one of the most memorable moments of the early days of, Tommy Hearn’s, like, when he was, like, at the peak of his powers. Tommy Hearn’s was nuking people, man. Just nuking people. He had such a reach and such width for 45. He was such a physical speak.
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And he was big, but he had I mean, long and skinny, but crazy power. It’s, like, generally, like, thin guys don’t have the same ai of power as, like, the muscular guys. But Tommy Hearn’s was kinda like Deontay Wilder. He was both thin and muscular at the same ai. And so, you know, real skinny legs, man. But ai God, the fucking torque that guy had in his punches.
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You gotta think of the leverage because his shoulders are so wide. So is when he twists his hips and he’s got those long arms coming your way with all those fucking back muscles in the core engaged, fucking ram.
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Hey, blam. When was the last time
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you had
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a fight like this in Detroit? Well, Tommy’s from Detroit. No. No. But I’m ai, they don’t even have fights like this in Detroit. They’re so poor now.
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Ai this was this in Detroit? Yeah. Oh, wow. Well, that’s Tommy’s hometown, you know. He was hunting people. You ever see him knock out Roberto Duran?
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Oh, I watched it. That’s what I was watch I watched listen to the triple feature Ai watched. I watched. I watched Duran, Hagler, Hagler. Oh. Yeah.
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Back that up
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a sec. Back that up a sec. Look. He’s measuring them with his left. Watch this. He’s measuring them. Ai watch this. Boom. Holy shit. Oh ai goodness, son. Holy shit. Ai. Oh my goodness. That Tommy Hearns. That ai of power was crazy. Yeah. You better stop that fight. My goodness.
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Tom Ai was all he was a one hitter quitter. But he face plant Roberto Duran.
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Oh, him and haggler were over.
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Oh, what a crazy fight.
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Ai to stop and roll it back. Keep rolling it back.
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The crazy thing about that fight is they they did not box at all. They went to war. They went to war. There was no boxing, slipping, there was no fainting. Marvin Hagrid just sai, fuck you and ran at him. He just ran at him and just fucking just started smashing.
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It was non stop. Yeah. There was a It was non fucking stop.
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Tommy broke his hand in the first round. So in the first round, when they first come out
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of the gate Greatest round of boxing. Look at this shit.
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Yep. God, Hagler was good. He’s another one who died right after the vaccine. Right away. Look at this. Right away. Right hook to the body. Just charging. Charging forward. Charging forward. Fuck this. Fuck this box on the outside. I’m trying to get in there. Boom. To the body again. Boom. Right hand. Boom.
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It is going to fucking war, dude. Right here. I mean, high ai, two world champions completely throwing it all out the window. Just wailing on each other.
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51:33
Holy shit, Joe.
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Boom. Left hand. Boom. Boom. The thing about Hagler was his discipline was fucking supreme, man. That never got that guy never got out of shape. He always could break guys, break their will. Boom. Boom. Boom. So ai this time, Tommy probably already has a broken hand.
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51:56
So he bryden on Hagler’s head somewhere in the first. So now he’s throwing the jab. So I bet his hand’s already broken. See? It’s all left hands now.
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He threw that right hand, but he was weak. You know? He didn’t he didn’t really hurt him with the right hand. He’s like pulling it back as he’s throwing it. Sai, he’s just trying to touch him with that right hand. That that left hand has always got left.
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His right hand is cooked. And Hearns has decided to start moving in boxing, which is not like his style.
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Movements is just trying to, go head
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off balance. See, like, even when he’s landing that right hand, he’s got no power behind it now.
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Both fighters are really off balance.
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And Sugar Ray Leonard is talking shit in the commentary.
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Both fighters are on balance. Watch
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for headless. Now
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Hagler could take a shot too better than anybody. He only has one knockdown accredited to him his entire career, but it wasn’t a knockdown. He fought Ron Roldan, and Ron Juan Roldan, like, kinda cuffed him in the back of the neck and, like, pushed him forward. And Hagler fell forward and touched the ground, and the referee mistakenly called it a knockdown. The only time he’s ever been down.
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Took bombs from the greatest punchers in the division, beat everybody except Sugar Ray. And I think the only reason why he lost to Sugar Ray was I think the fix was in that fight, son. I watched that fight many times.
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Many times.
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Yeah. There’s something about it. Something about it. And then Hager leaves and goes to become a movie star in Italy. Come on. His trainers are the Petronelli brothers in Brockton, Massachusetts. Come on. Shut the fuck up. You know how much money was on Hager to win probably? You know?
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It’s probably some sort of a deal. Like, look, the odds are very favorable in Hagler’s direction, and we can get a bet on Leonard. We can clean up here. We can get Marvin to just, like, you know, don’t put him away. Just touch him a little bit. Touch him. He never has him hurt.
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Never has him hurt in the whole fight. Just he was so good. I just he didn’t seem right. It seemed like almost he was, like, sparring sometimes. Hard to sai, though. Ai was so good too. The guy could come back after all those years off.
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You know, he had one fight, got dropped, said he was ai, and then comes back and decides he’s gonna fight Tyler, and then he wins. And then Hager’s ai, I’m done. I’m done. I’m gonna go to Italy and make terrible movies.
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54:30
You ever sai those Marvin Hagler movies?
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54:32
No. Oh, you gotta see some clips. No. Joey, they’re the dumbest movies of all time. Hacker punches people, they go flying through the air.
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54:39
No. I’m not watching that. I love Marvin Hagler too much.
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No. They’re fun. Look, he was having a good time. I bet he was a huge star in Italy. But that’s that to meh, it’s like everything seems fishy. The fight seemed fishy to meh. The decision seemed fishy to meh. And then Hatter goes off and becomes a movie star and I go, okay. In Italy?
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55:03
How does that happen? How do you get connected? How does that happen?
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55:08
Ai how
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bad this movie is.
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55:09
Police would call it.
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Look how bad this movie is. The power
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of commando. The world
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has to know what’s happening here.
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55:16
It’s the thrill packed feature action fans are waiting for. I want those Indios. Marvelous Marvin Hagler returns from the original Indio. Indio two, Ai Fulk. The jungle is shrinking.
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It’s here to build the highway for a jungle.
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55:33
It’s paid by the mile. And greed is spreading. You had better start praying to your god that we finish the highway before the rainy season.
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55:39
Here, only one man is mean enough.
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I know many of us may die,
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but it is better to die than to live like slaves. Mad enough. Tell them the days of running and hiding are over.
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55:51
This is your land. Well, you lead us, my friend. Sometimes.
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55:59
It’s hilarious.
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I I don’t see one Italian. There’s not one fucking Italian.
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Ai. That guy. That guy was his mustache.
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56:07
That was Sergio. I gotta be in this movie. You can’t you hit me with a left hand. Come on. I got one scene. Hilarious.
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Wow.
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I didn’t even know that shit.
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56:19
Yeah. That guy was my hero when I was a kid.
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56:21
And they didn’t even make them like a shah or anything. They made them go into, like, the fucking I could see we put them with kind of a whack of
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Italian movies. It’s an Italian movie. They made them in Italy. There’s a lot of movies being made in Italy. That’s why they call those spaghetti westerns. Right? You know that.
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56:35
Did you ever hear of those stories, ai, how interesting that is?
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The Sergio Leone movies?
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56:40
Well, Ai I just saw something about it maybe eight months ago, but there’s a thing in my channel 11 in Jersey on a Saturday. It’s called I Ram. And every week they have somebody else on it. It’s brilliant, Joe. I ram Bruce Lee. I am this. I am that. Oh, cool. It’s just brilliant.
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And they had who were we just talking about?
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57:00
Marvin Tyler?
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No. They had an Ai about somebody that oh, Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. And it was how he would go and shoot the movies, and then they would send him the films, and he’d have to do ADR in LA.
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Oh, really? Fucking
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interesting shit. I didn’t know anything about this stuff.
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So why did he have to do a d so ADR, what does that stand for? It’s a voice work. What’s it stand for, though?
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Automated dialogue replacement.
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Thank you. Audio engineer.
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When he shot the movies, he was just talking. Right. So then when he meh them after they put them together
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Mhmm.
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He would lay the American in them.
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57:34
Oh, I see. And now,
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57:36
you know, he would send them back and they would send them back and
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57:39
So when he shot the movies, he wasn’t even speaking? He had to speak over it?
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Oh, he got ai something.
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57:44
Yeah. Because it wow. They probably had it dubbed in Italian.
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57:48
But you gotta meh, all the that listen. I’m a big fan of that era of movies. That’s my era of movies. Ai those those people. And, Doug, you know Ai watched it all night? You haven’t seen this movie in thirty fucking years. None of years.
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What? Wow.
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When you put it on, you’re gonna shit. What? One flew over the cuckoos
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58:06
in ai. I haven’t seen that in forever.
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58:08
Fuck. They got seven stars in that movie. Ai, you and Babbitt, Charlie Babbitt, Martini, fucking the guy from Jersey. What’s his name that was in Sai? A little ai? He’s still around?
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58:19
Oh, Danny
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58:19
DeVito. You know what’s in that dog. Really? Fucking a dude with the big head. Look at the fucking cast
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58:25
on it. Christopher Lloyd? Wow.
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58:27
Bro, look at
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58:27
Will Sampson?
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58:29
Oh, that’s the dude.
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58:30
That’s our boy. Yeah.
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58:31
The outlaw Josie Whale.
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58:32
Yeah. These are my words of life.
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58:34
Yeah. That’s true.
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58:35
Also my words of
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58:36
How the fuck he made three movies? Sai, Ai Josie Wales, and fucking some other movie. He was in three fucking brilliant movies, that dude.
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Yeah. That has a lot of movies.
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58:46
Bro, this movie is fucking hilarious.
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58:54
That don’t make a bit of sense to me.
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58:58
This will never happen again.
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59:02
That ai, by the way, is a normal guy in today’s society. Who? Jack Nicholson. Yeah. Like, you couldn’t ever get him in a mental health. He’d be ai, this guy’s fine. Let him out. Ai, there’s Come on. More fucked up guys right now than that guy that are attending bar on Sixth Street right now.
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59:20
And this movie starts politically incorrect. Like, they they couldn’t make this play like this. No. And I’m surprised they haven’t tried to remake this movie.
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59:28
Well, you know, they’re the the guy who made Home Alone said that he wanted to cut Trump
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59:37
Trump from it.
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59:38
Out of the scene, but he’s worried that he’d get sai in prison if he did it.
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59:43
Because he keeps getting aggravated. People are the way him and
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I think they cut it out of it in Canada. I think the Canadian version of, is it Home Alone two? Yeah. Home Alone two.
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59:53
You know how many TV shows Trump did over the years? I’ve seen I’ve seen them once a fucking month on Sunday.
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59:58
They have to say that.
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They have to say ai.
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01:00:00
It’s part of their liberal identity. They have to be united.
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01:00:05
But, like, I was telling you that the people that I grew up liking, and so do you, that’s what I liked about them, that they had to go somewhere else to become stars. And when they came back to The United States, they were like, we’re fucking you in the ass now. That’s Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, Steve McQueen, not as much.
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He just wanted to fuck everybody in the ass. You know? Steve McQueen was just like, you’re sucking my dick either way. I’m doing what I want. You know?
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01:00:36
They don’t even have that. Like, when was the last time you the worst thing we’ve had in Hollywood in twenty years is when Brad Pitt made the movie with Angelina Jolie and they never came back. Like, poor Jennifer Aniston was waiting with flowers and slippers. That motherfucker never came back.
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She’s a temptress.
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01:00:52
The first one was when Steve McQueen took that girl from the head of fucking
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01:00:58
heroin. Yes.
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01:00:59
And then did a movie under his fucking nose. That that is something that they will cancel you. They couldn’t can’t they couldn’t do nothing to it.
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01:01:05
Well, he was one of the rare movie stars back then.
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01:01:08
They couldn’t play in movie stars.
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01:01:10
When there’s a an actual movie star in 1979, like, there’s not a lot of those people. You need them to sell tickets. People don’t know new people. They’re not online. You know? You gotta, like, know, oh, it’s a Steve McQueen movie, and you go see it. But if like, oh, who’s the who’s the star of the movie? I never heard of the guy. Fuck this movie. Oh, look over here. There’s a Clint Eastwood movie.
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01:01:31
Let’s go to see that. Like, stars were everything back then. Everything. It’s interesting because some great movies now don’t have any stars in them. Like Meh Gibson when he made Apocalypto. You don’t know anybody in that movie. That’s a great movie. It’s a great movie. Great movie.
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01:01:45
And you don’t know anybody in that movie. It’s perfect. It’s perfect because you really believe the characters that way. I don’t have to go, I was Robert Downey Junior. Always doing a great job pretending to be that scientist. No. No. It’s some guy that might actually be a ai. You know?
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01:02:00
Yeah. I don’t know. But, no, they didn’t do anything to Steve McQueen. Charles Bronson, same way. He was a prick on those movie sets. They wanted everything. They took everything, Joe. Yeah. It just came out. I’m sure. We’ve discussed it last time. They just they just got released to Steve McQueen writers from his movies.
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01:02:16
The writers? Yeah. Well, writers are different for people that don’t know. That means, like, all the things that you get when you’re on the set. Ai, he would sai want M and M’s in my ai room. I want, you know, Pink Floyd albums, whatever.
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01:02:28
Fucking insane. Yeah. His his was insane. His suits had to be a certain cut. They had a cost a certain way. Well, he ain’t wearing it, Steve McQueen.
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01:02:37
Some comics have that ai of shit where you have to have size eleven Jordans waiting for them. Yeah.
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01:02:41
But you pay for it. Comics are like, yeah. I’m not going in there till I got my size twelves. Well, okay. What’s the big deal? Oh, yeah. They gave me some sneakers. No. You didn’t. You bought those sneakers, stupid.
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01:02:52
It comes out of the price.
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01:02:53
Yeah. They think that, oh, they bought me sneakers because I’m special and shit.
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01:02:56
Ai I
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01:02:56
think it’s a thing where you sana be fit you wanna be feeling like you’re being taken care of. Right. Yeah.
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01:03:01
He didn’t know you’re paying for it. Even though you’re paying for ai. Sai don’t need I’ll bring my own sneakers. Yeah.
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01:03:04
I’ll bring my own sneakers.
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01:03:05
I’m gonna show up and there’s a box of snee oh, you got me white sneakers. I’m not gonna perform. Because that shit started happening.
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01:03:11
Oh, really?
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01:03:11
Yeah. People were like, I want black Jordan, and all of a sudden they’re white. I ain’t getting on stage till I get my black Jordan. Now they gotta run around town.
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01:03:19
I’ve heard people turn limos back
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01:03:21
Yes.
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01:03:22
Back in the day because it was the wrong color limo.
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01:03:24
Yeah. I ordered a white limo.
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01:03:25
What is this bullshit? Shit?
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01:03:27
And who fucking drove you when you lived under that fucking bridge? Just meh in the goddamn fucking car cocksucker.
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01:03:33
People love making demands. Right? Like, it has to be this way, or that’s it. I walk. People love making demands.
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01:03:41
And that’s what happens in that fucking town in Hollywood. And people go, okay. No. Go fuck yourself. You want that? Bring it yourself. And once you start doing that, that listen. Well, I understood what you said before about Austin, and it makes sense to me now. It’s like the dad took my daughter to school, and there was moms hugging trees in Studio City crying.
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01:04:00
If I was a redneck, I’d show up with a shotgun that day and just shoot it and watch those moms just fly. That’s where the guns keep the liberals in check. Okay? That’s when you come in and go, you wanna hug trees? Boom.
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01:04:13
And fucking start shooting off cat dog, they were hugging tree ai in front of the school ai daughter and Birch went.
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01:04:19
Why were they hugging trees?
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01:04:20
Because they were gonna cut the trees down. We went to the school and the cops were there and women were hugging the trees Oh. Holding each other’s hands, crying. This is why Gotta get the fuck out of that. Crying. And that’s where a guy with a gun would have been perfect. A big fucking gun.
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01:04:38
You guys like treaties so much. Boom. And those bitches would have been running to that fucking coffee shop crying. They didn’t know what happened. Fuck those trees, Jack.
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01:04:48
That’s what you need, a gun in California to tell these motherfuckers, shut the fuck up. You go on Facebook now and I see people I used to hang with in California, and they’re talking about other people. Everybody’s so talented and everything’s so gracious. And to work with such a great bunch of talented individuals, thank god they’ve let my creative juices work. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
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01:05:15
What are you talking about? I need to smack you now or smack you later. It is it’s so much. Very pretentious. Very.
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01:05:22
And that’s what I don’t I don’t miss any listen, at all. When I watch it in a movie now, I can’t even stand small talk. Like, that’s what I didn’t even know what small talk was. You know, it was like the night you did a shah. This I’m talking I’m talking to you about fear before Fear Factor. You did a show maybe at the Woolton one ai. Yeah.
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01:05:45
And we left a bunch of people there and they circled you, like Anne Mainy and a bunch of other people and they were talking to you about a deal or something. And it was like, oh my god. Your set was so great. And and you’re supposed to stand there ai, thank you. Right. I fucking hate that shit.
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01:06:00
Yeah. They love kissing people’s ass.
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01:06:01
We loved it. Oh my god. Mimi and I loved it. Mimi. Victoria and I loved it.
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01:06:09
Yeah.
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01:06:09
We’re so happy you invited us, and you have to sit there and go, come on. Knock it the fuck off.
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01:06:13
That was in the deal days.
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01:06:14
Yeah. But
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01:06:15
I’d still be shopping around deals.
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01:06:16
Yeah. Where they come up to you and talk to you, you had to be ai, fucking Yeah. Hi. Yeah. So how was that? How did that feel?
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01:06:23
Yeah. Well, you still, connected to the system, and that was how I was making most of my money. So I’d make some money from stand up, but I would make, like, a couple hundred thousand dollars on these deals. On these deals? That would be my year’s money. And then I’d be working with some fucking schlub making a sitcom that sucked. It never went anywhere. I did that for a couple years.
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01:06:42
So I did that ram, like, ’99 to 02/2001. And then Fear Factor started.
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01:06:51
NewsRadio’s on at 08:00
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01:06:53
It’s everywhere. Ai watch it.
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01:06:54
I watch it.
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01:06:55
I watch it. I watch it.
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01:06:56
Ai watched meh favorite episode a couple weeks ago when he was playing the piano on the fucking Philharmon. He was playing the piano on the elevator and it kept opening up.
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01:07:06
Oh, that’s right. Talk. That was a fun episode. That was a fun shah. But that show show ruined me for other sitcoms. Doing a sitcom after that show, like, why? What it’s not gonna be the sai. It’s gonna suck. You need the this is, like, a very rare combination of people to put together a really good sitcom.
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01:07:26
That was a very good show. It was just I know that you told me over the years that they kept moving you and they never found a home or something like that. Yeah.
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01:07:33
They moved it ai nine times. The show really became popular after it was in syndication. That’s when it became popular. It became popular when it was on, you know, 7PM on ABC or whatever the fuck it was, NBC affiliate, you know, and they were just showing the syndicated reruns.
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01:07:48
That’s when it became popular. Way more popular after it was canceled than it was when it was on the air.
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01:07:55
Yeah. One of the one
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01:07:55
of the writers, Lou Morton, every day we come to the to the table read. He would have a a t shirt, like a white t shirt, and we’d write a number on it, and that number was our ratings. And one day he came in, it was, like, 85. I was, like, 85? Really? It’s, like, we’re, like, eighty fifth. We’re the eighty fifth show. That’s good. Terrible.
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01:08:15
Ai good is number one?
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01:08:18
Oh, no. No. I just didn’t know. I don’t know
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01:08:20
if it
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01:08:20
was ai a rating system.
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01:08:21
No. No. No. No. It’s the ranked shows in the country. We’re, like, 85 or 88, something like that. It’s real bad. Real bad. Well, we were, like, on the verge of being canceled.
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01:08:31
I know you’re watching some good shows now. Yeah. Ai watching one shah, and
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01:08:35
Ai What
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01:08:35
are you watching? There’s some people with dangerous, and then there’s Helen Mirren.
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01:08:40
What are you watching? Oh, the 1923 show?
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01:08:43
Both of them. Oh, yeah. Mobland? Mob Oh,
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01:08:46
yeah. I heard Mobland’s great.
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01:08:48
She’s fucking great.
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01:08:49
Yeah. I ai not seen that yet.
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01:08:50
The Italian mafia movies, they’re done.
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01:08:52
Really? They
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01:08:53
don’t get shah done. So Niro just put out all nights out. They took it out of the movie theater in two fucking weeks. He put what out? He put a movie called outdoor nights out where he plays two roles. He plays Frank Costello with somebody else or Vito Genovese. I don’t know exactly.
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01:09:06
Somebody should have taken De Niro’s keys away when he wanted to go out and do political speeches.
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01:09:10
Well, no. I think that listen. You’re not gonna ban a movie because of his political beliefs. Ai mean
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01:09:17
But people aren’t gonna take him seriously because of his political beliefs.
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01:09:20
Well, the way he acted, he dropped some people. Okay. And I get it. But to make $2,000,000 your first week
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01:09:27
That’s not good.
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01:09:28
And
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01:09:28
then, like, 3,000,000 after that, and then they just yanked it. I tried to go just to watch it.
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01:09:33
It’s called Alto Ai.
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01:09:34
Because I heard it. Have you
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01:09:35
heard of it, Jamie?
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01:09:36
Nobody. Came and went. Came and fucking went.
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01:09:40
The problem when these, when people who wanna be taken seriously as actors talk a lot about politics and talk a lot and give out opinions, They think that their opinions are very important and that it’s important that they speak out, but the problem with that is, like, you ruin your acting for other people who now think of the stupid shit that you’ve said instead of thinking you as this character. Let me hear a little of this. Anyway, I lose the guy talking. Hey. Come on.
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01:10:14
Where do I start?
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01:10:18
You’re going down a very dangerous road.
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01:10:20
And we ain’t been down dangerous roads before, but that’s the risk you take. Meh? I take it. But you’re not where I am. I give to charities. I pay my taxes.
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01:10:30
Sashile is good.
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01:10:31
Something. I put you where you are today. It’s because of meh, mister good citizen. You wanna be like them? Come on. You ain’t like them. They own this country. They’re bigger gangsters than we ever could be.
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01:10:46
All of
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01:10:47
a sudden, you wanna be half thin, half hard, half racketeer. You can’t have it both ways. You’re either in or you’re out.
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01:11:01
That looks good.
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01:11:04
Ai telling you.
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01:11:05
That looks good. That’s
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01:11:06
Ai watch that. The movie is not bad.
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01:11:09
I’m telling you, it’s because De Niro talks too much.
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01:11:11
I think that we’re not we’re so out of going to the movies every Friday and every like they said, nobody knew it came out. Out. I didn’t even know it came out.
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01:11:18
Well, COVID killed the movie theaters.
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01:11:20
Oh, it’s it’s a shame.
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01:11:22
Because they made movies way quicker out on streaming now. All I have to do is wait a month. I can wait a month. One month later, I can watch it at home, and I don’t have to, like, see somebody, like, texting people right in front of me with their fucking phone ai white, people talking.
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01:11:36
What did he say? What did he say? Do you want any popcorn?
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01:11:40
Talking about Annoying. Either I go to this for a show there. Not a soul. I’ve never seen anything like that. It’s so far. Go to the last screening on Thursday night. Not a soul.
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01:11:52
I mean, most movie theaters, people are polite.
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01:11:55
No. Very nice. Where I go, very far.
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01:11:57
Ai can’t believe it. Risk. That risk of one douchebag who fucks it up for everybody.
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01:12:03
I don’t I won’t go see a popular movie. I’m not a a top rated like that. I like going to see I see a movie, I go, you know what? I wanna go watch that. Some movies I could watch at home, now I wanna watch the fucking thing. Anything with three ai, like Wicked or whatever, I go.
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01:12:16
I take my mushrooms, I take my daughter, I sit there, she enjoys it, and I fucking have a great time.
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01:12:21
Wicked was great.
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01:12:22
Wicked was great. That was great. The only thing was don’t go on mushrooms. No? I was so fucked up. Ai chick is black and green. I couldn’t deal with that right off the top. Where’s the black people? Raise your hand. What the fuck? I feel like a racist in here.
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01:12:37
She can’t be black and she can’t be green. Then Ariana with no ai, that killed me. She had, like, those blind eyebrows. I’m on fucking mushrooms and this movie won’t end. Woah. It won’t end. It’s a long movie. It’s a fucking long movie.
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01:12:50
But I’m looking at her and she’s having such a great time. When you look at your kids and they’re having such a great time, you’re like,
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01:12:55
I don’t give a fuck. I enjoyed it. I fucked. I enjoyed the Barbie movie.
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01:12:59
How about that? I enjoyed it. I went
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01:13:01
I went with my kids. They had a good time. I thought it was funny. Everybody was, like, complaining. It’s, you know, it’s political. It’s against the patriarchy. Like, listen, here’s my position. A movie is allowed to be political. Like, if you make a good movie and it happens to have a political slant to it, I don’t care. Is it a good movie? I don’t care.
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01:13:18
I don’t care. Like, I did it’s not gonna change my opinion in a movie. Like, this is your opinion. This is how you’re gonna do it. Like, okay.
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01:13:26
So this movie is ai a pro feminism movie people were saying. They were complaining. I’m like, what do you it’s a Barbie doll movie.
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01:13:33
Can we just make a movie sana nobody raise their fucking hand and pull it aside? That’s all it is.
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01:13:37
But the thing is everybody has to because they have to have a hot take on everything. Everybody has to have a hot take. There’s a market out there, people, where all they do is look for something to point out that’s a disaster or a failure or here’s my hot take and why this sucks and that’s what they do.
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01:13:56
All they do is, like, find things that suck, and they very rarely talk about things that are awesome. No. Which is crazy because there’s so much I don’t awesome shit out there
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01:14:04
right now. I hate all that shit.
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01:14:05
You know what’s great? On the Apple plus, Saloni Horses.
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01:14:11
Okay.
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01:14:12
Have you heard of it? You know what it is? No. It’s, it’s Gary Old man.
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01:14:17
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ai wife watches that.
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01:14:19
It’s a British
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01:14:19
spy show. She says it’s fucking tremendous. It’s fucking great. Tremendous.
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01:14:22
Really good show.
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01:14:24
I’ve been watching the one with Jon Hamm. Which one? He’s has a show Jon Hamm where he becomes a thief in a rich neighborhood, like Oh, really? He loses his job.
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01:14:33
Ai, there’s too many shows.
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01:14:34
Yeah. There’s too many fucking shows.
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01:14:36
There’s too many shows. You just can’t. You can’t watch them all. You wanna watch a show that you shouldn’t be on mushrooms? Severance.
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01:14:43
Sai heard that’s very well good anyway. Yeah.
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01:14:45
It’s a very good show. Don’t watch that on mushrooms, sai you’ll get fucked.
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01:14:48
I watched that movie with Demi Moore. What are you?
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01:14:51
I heard about that.
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01:14:51
I didn’t see it.
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01:14:52
Is that a show or a movie? It’s a movie?
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01:14:54
That is the weirdest fucking movie I’ve seen in years.
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01:14:57
It’s a movie where, like, she gets young again and goes back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. Golden Young.
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01:15:02
Yeah. Ai. Little
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01:15:03
too deep. Substance?
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01:15:04
Yep. Did you
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01:15:05
see it, Jamie?
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01:15:06
No. I was gonna see it. I don’t know ai. It’s like a Black Mirror type movie, and that just came back out too. Black Mirror did.
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01:15:11
Yeah. I heard the new ones are great.
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01:15:13
Do you watch eighteen twenty three or no? Yes. You liked it? You enjoyed it? Ai enjoyed all of them.
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01:15:18
Love it. Yeah.
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01:15:19
Ai loved it. All of them.
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01:15:21
Landman’s good too. You seen Landman? That’s very good.
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01:15:24
Oh, funny. Yeah. That fucking
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01:15:26
Billy Bob’s the man. Exactly. I love anything you
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01:15:28
They’re shooting already. Yeah.
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01:15:30
Right?
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01:15:30
They’re down there shooting.
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01:15:31
I believe so.
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01:15:31
Yeah. Because they were looking for vehicles or something I saw last week
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01:15:34
coming out. Well, Taylor likes to do everything down here when he can, you know. He’s got that giant ranch out here. Taylor Sheridan.
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01:15:40
Yeah. Yeah.
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01:15:40
He’s got four sixes. He’s got that ranch. And, you know, I mean, that guy can’t lose. Everything
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01:15:47
he ai is a good job. Yeah.
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01:15:49
You ever met him? No. Fucking great guy.
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01:15:51
No. I have mutual friends that tell me you should meet him.
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01:15:53
I had dinner with him and, Bert in Vegas recently. All our wives together, after the ai, after UFC fights. And a bunch of my pool player friends came ai, and Goggins. Goggins was there with his wife too. Great time. Fucking great dinner. So much fun ai laughing, having fun. Good fucking ai. But Taylor shah Sheridan’s great. Just the guy can’t lose. And, you know, he made Sicario, bro. You know?
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01:16:20
Go watch that.
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01:16:21
Ai watched it. I love it.
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01:16:22
Watch that again.
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01:16:23
The first and the second one.
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01:16:24
Sicario was a fucking banger of a movie. It was on TV the other day. I was like, that’s right. This movie’s that’s a banger of a movie.
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01:16:32
You know, it’s a shame that I don’t know. Maybe before the pandemic had started with, like, really bad movies. It’s just a shah, you know. It really is a shame that we gotta wait for shows this long. Like, fucking There’s
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01:16:46
so much to watch, though.
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01:16:47
Yeah. The Addams Family never came back
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01:16:49
with Jenna Garcia. Was it supposed to come back?
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01:16:52
Yeah. Netflix never and I worked with one of the dudes and he goes, yeah. We already shot it. It’s still fucking been, like, three years.
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01:16:59
Why they By
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01:17:00
the time it comes back, my kid’s gonna fucking not even remember. Well, she didn’t even remember it anyway.
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01:17:04
Are they doing anything with it? Ai, one
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01:17:05
I’ve never heard anything again.
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01:17:08
Why would they do that? Ai doesn’t make
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01:17:10
any sense. Netflix is off the you know, they don’t know. They they just Netflix has so much fucking shit on there.
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01:17:17
There’s so much.
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01:17:17
So
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01:17:18
much. If I see one more Pablo Escobar thing, they got if you watch, like, a murder thing one time, forget it.
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01:17:25
You know, they’re they’re talking about doing the UFC on Netflix.
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01:17:28
Yep.
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01:17:28
Yeah. Apparently, I think the UFC’s negotiation period with ESPN Ended. Ended. Yeah. So So what that means is they could talk to other people.
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01:17:42
That fucking thing that night when everything fell apart, that was the bad night.
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01:17:46
What which night?
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01:17:47
With when the ball dropped. Not this card, but the one before that when the pay per views, when all the disasters started. It was about pay per views one night that nobody was getting the pay per view. Oh, ai. Why the pay per views fucking
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01:17:59
The the app failed. Right?
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01:18:01
The app failed. Yeah. But it was too overwhelming for the UFC, I think. This shit happens. But every this must have been bad because
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01:18:09
What fight what fight card was that, Jamie, where there was a failure? I wanna it would have been, I don’t was I working that? How do I not know that that happened?
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01:18:20
I don’t think you were working that one. Let me see.
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01:18:27
03/13. So two events ago. May, March.
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01:18:31
Where was that? Where was it? Was that, Adesanya
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01:18:37
or Nikolaev decision over Pereira.
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01:18:40
Oh, okay. So I was working that one.
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01:18:43
You did work it? Yeah.
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01:18:44
I was working that one for sure. It was Nikolaev when he won the title of a Pereira. So the the pay per view, what happened? It went down or it was partially went down?
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01:18:52
It partially went down. I couldn’t order the car. Oh. It was a bunch of shit going on. Then I went on Twitter and I saw Frankie Ai and a bunch of other guys, fighters saying, what the fuck is wrong with ai? I’m like, okay. It’s not just me. And then Ai heard the riffraff that ai, and then the next day they were talking about it. And then Monday, Dana was hot.
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01:19:10
Ai know he did something. He said something about it.
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01:19:12
Well, I think in general, the pay per view numbers are down as well because the casuals aren’t buying as much because you don’t first of all, the UFC is not like boxing. Like, a boxing pay per view is like, oh, Canelo’s fighting in four months. And then you meh gear up and you buy the Canelo Canelo Alvarez pay per view.
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01:19:30
If you’re a big boxing fan, you might buy one once every couple months. If you’re ai hardcore, you’re you’re watching all of them, you’re on DAZN, and you’re on ESPN plus, you’re watching every box match there is, but there’s not a lot of pay per views. The UFC has a pay per view every week or, excuse me, every month, and then they have a fight every week.
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01:19:50
So it’s like getting people to shell out $70 for this card. And, also, like, some of the great fights are on the undercard. And you already before the pay per view starts, you already have, you know, three and a half hours of great fights you could watch for free. And some of them, they’re trying to lure you into buying the pay per view. So some of the best fights are really on the undercard ai.
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01:20:13
Like, guys who you don’t know their names yet.
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01:20:16
There’s always one good fight that I wanna watch on the undercard. Like, Ai gonna watch the undercard Always. Two fights or something. Always. And then you guys start talking about the fights and then you get, you know, and then you order it.
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01:20:26
Yeah. I mean, the big fight clearly this last weekend was Volkanovski versus Lopez. That was the fight I really wanted to see because I really wanted to see if Volkanovski could pull it off. All time great featherweight champion. One of the, for sure, greatest fighters of all time. Shoo in for the hall of fame, but he’s 36.
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01:20:45
And he got knocked out two times in a row, and he’s fighting this fucking animal in Diego Lopez. Diego Lopez is an animal. It was a great fight though, and Volk pulled it off. But the fight that I really wanted to see was Bryce Mitchell versus John Silva. Right.
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01:20:57
Because John Silva is a motherfucker, dude. That guy looks like a world champion. He looks like He chocked
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01:21:05
him with a shah of darts?
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01:21:06
Yeah. Well, he choked him like a ninja choke. Okay. And, was like a no no arm in it. With the Darcey of the arm in and you cinch it up. That was just all neck and put him to sleep. He he tapped and then he went out. And to do and he just beat him from pillar to post the entire fight.
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01:21:26
And was smiling and laughing and looked like he was never threatened and never in danger. Just like he was on another level, like way above Ai. Like, looked like a world champion. Like, even guys that have beat him before, they beat Bryce Mitchell before, except Josh Emmett who just KO’d him with one punch.
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01:21:46
Ai, like, even Elliott Taporia, ai, he he gotta get a hold of him first. Like, ai, John Silva looks like he was never a fight. Like, almost like he was having fun. He was trying to get him with touch hands. The beginning of every round, he wouldn’t do it.
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01:21:57
He’s like, come on, touch hands. He tried to he’s like, touch hands. He wouldn’t touch hands. And then ai, he just put him to sleep. He’s an animal meh.
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01:22:07
That guy is, that whole team apparently, the fighting nerds. I was talking to John Anick about this. He said, they have data scientists that work for the team. Data scientists who analyze techniques and they, like, break things down, ai, what’s effective in patterns. They find patterns, patterns of opponents, what the person does, when they do it.
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01:22:27
Where are you guys at?
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01:22:28
Brazil. That’s
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01:22:29
all the way in Brazil.
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01:22:30
Bro, that’s a team of fucking savages.
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01:22:34
Who else is that?
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01:22:36
Kyle Baraglio, who’s one of the top one eighty five ai, who might be the best in the world. I mean, when when he fights Dirkis du Plessis, eventually, we’ll see, but he’s just storching that division. I mean, he’s one of the best contenders in that. And then you have Mauricio Rufi, who’s one of the baddest lightweights alive, gigantic lightweight, tyler, and long wheel kick Bobby Green into another dimension. Or you got that guy.
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01:22:58
You got Carlos Protes, who’s a fucking tyler. Stone cold Muay Thai killer who’s really hard to take down, and he’s just a % finishing rate in the UFC, I believe. He just knocked down Neil Magny. Like, he’s he fucks everybody up. He’s he’s a ai, like, super, like, skillful and slick Muay Thai guy. So their whole team is just tyler, killer, killer, killer.
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01:23:22
It’s all killers. Just like a a team of, like, brilliant up and coming killers. Sai, these guys are learning now. It’s not just about training hard. It’s not just about sacrifice. It’s about thinking hard too. It’s about learning.
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01:23:36
It’s about, like, really going over your game and, like, what what can you improve upon and how do we how do we make this better? How do we seal up this part of the game? Amazing.
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01:23:49
I think the guy that led that for me was GSP.
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01:23:52
Oh, yeah.
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I was always very impressed with how every fight he showed up with something different. Yeah. While his opponent was still like, yeah, GSP has got squills but I still got this right hand. Okay.
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You gonna talk about the heat of your
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right hand? Always learning. He was always learning. He was in the city with the kickboxing guy. Ai. He was over
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Phil Nurse.
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He was
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with the Phil Nurse and the WAT. Yeah. And then he would go with, all the Greg Jackson guys.
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Wild arya. He would go over there. Wild card, TransUnion. Remember when he fought? I think it was Josh Kaczek, and he was jabbing? Was that the fight where he fucking broke the jab out and he had trained that wild card?
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Yeah.
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His his jab, it fucked Josh’s eye up so bad that Josh couldn’t fly home.
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I remember that. I remember all that shah. And that’s what I liked about him. His training was all. Another time, you know, he he you’re watching and he’s doing gymnastics. Yeah. Where’s gymnastics and all this play a game?
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Well, he has realized that gymnasts are so powerful because they have such control of their body. And he’s like, well, I’m gonna get better control of my body. So he learned how to
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do boxing. Swimming. Fucking doing this, doing that. And meanwhile, you’re still going, well, my jujitsu game is elevated. This motherfucker just went and worked out every part of his game, but focused on just one, really.
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You know
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what’s really crazy about him? He still does the same thing. He’s really a martial artist. He comes to Austin all the time to train with John Sana and Gordon Ryan all the time. He’s here all the time. I see him, like, every couple months. He comes down to train, and then he’ll go somewhere else to train, and he’ll go somewhere else to train. No desire to fight.
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He doesn’t wanna fight anymore at all. He’s just a martial artist. He’s so happy and content. He’s ai the best example of a guy who retired with millions in the bank and is living, like, his best life. He’s a real martial artist.
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He really is.
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He just wants to learn and and grow. Like, why would he come here and train with Gordon Ryan? Why would you train that fucking animal if you’re if you’re not actually thinking about competing? But for him, it’s just all about growing. It’s all about growing and this martial arts journey that he’s on for his whole life. It’s really amazing. It’s very cool.
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You know, when he he would come to, tenth Planet Jiu Jitsu, and he would learn stuff from Eddie too. He came down to learn the turning sidekick from me. Like, he just wants to learn from everybody. He wants to learn everything. He’s always constantly seeking out. Yeah.
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Very smart.
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Very smart. Very smart.
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Very smart.
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And you’ll see him. He’s in all these different gyms. You see him. Oh, look. He’s in Thailand. He’s working with Muay Thai guys. He’s over here. He’s over there. He’s just enjoying his life and training martial arts all over the world. It’s incredible. Incredible. It’s beautiful.
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Because the saddest thing for me is when a fighter stops fighting and they lose their identity. George has never lost his identity. He hasn’t gone through some some weird phase where he doesn’t know what to do with himself.
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I am not impressed with your performance. That was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard about.
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Yeah. That became, like a meme before memes.
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I was not impressed with your performance.
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Nicest fucking guy in the world.
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Nice guy in the world.
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And really smart, man. Man. Really interested in all kinds of shah. Like, always, like, reading stuff and fascinated by things. So just a a ai, just a curious guy who wants to learn and he’s just going through his ai, just having a good time now. He doesn’t have to think about business, you know. It’s just training. It’s kinda fucking awesome.
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It’s awesome. It really is awesome.
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It really is. Because, like, with no no goal in mind other than growth other than growth and getting better. And he’s still rolling hard, man. I’m watching to roll with these guys. He’s rolling with assassins. You know, he’s still doing jujitsu with, like, top flight black belts, man.
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Would you ever consider going back to Tae Kwon Do now? No. No. Just going to a school once a week and just going in there with a bunch of guys and throwing some kicks and shah.
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I would’ve thought about it. I
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ai no. No. You’re not feeling me.
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What do you mean?
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Anybody could work on their own. Could you imagine now at your rate? Like, I’ve been thinking about it. There’s a a purple belt at my jiu jitsu school. He’s 68.
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01:27:46
Oh, wow.
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He came from a fucking Shotokan karate background. And he goes, I teach in The Bronx every Wednesday night. He goes, this was my school. I sold it, but I still go up there on Wednesdays. Come with me sometime. I’m like Wow.
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How cool would that be? That would be cool to
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take class.
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That’s what I’m saying. One time a speak, like, something that you what’s the
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Long you didn’t have to spar.
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No. No. No. No. But you do those, you know, like when you do Taekwondo, they have One steps. One step ai those little Yeah. Those Shashik Day Run, I think they call where Basically drill. I throw punch. Yeah. It’s drill. And that that’s what you need.
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You’re not gonna go you’re not gonna fucking you’re not gonna fucking spar and go crazy, but it
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Drills are really important. They’re really important, and people don’t like ai because sparring is so fun. Same with jiu jitsu. Yeah. Like Eddie Bravo always sai that, like, drills are terrible. They’re so boring. But if you can do them, it’ll make your jiu jitsu way better.
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Ai, the biggest leap that I ever got in my like, in the beginning of my jujitsu journey was when I became friends with Eddie. We would train in my garage. I had mats in my garage, and we would just drill for, like, an hour and a half
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COVID ai a week.
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He was showing me a lot of his rubber guard stuff, ai, the early stuff, but we would just drill, like, different positions, how to escape certain positions, how to finish from certain positions, what to be careful of, and then we just go through paths. Like path was, you know, pass into half guard, push on the knee, move into side control, side control head and arm, secure the arm, finish the arm ai.
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And what we’d do is, like, if he was doing it to me, I would resist, like, 40% maybe. You know, you just kinda, like, sort of resist and they secure it and he ai of just sana they finish it off. So it’s, like, basically, you just you’re doing it as if that you’re doing the same pathway with the same things that a person would do to resist, but then they’re not trying to really stop you.
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They want you to tap them, like this is the idea of the drill. So I’m just I’ll get my hand in, but it’s just so that you could push my hand down and then Right. And then lock it over.
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So Well, that’s big now.
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Yeah. Drilling is everything. People
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are are flow rolling. I mean, people are selling it more. Even Tom DeBlase is like, dog, listen.
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It’s a
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way to get better. It’s really the way to get better.
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So But the problem is you gotta keep a motherfucker flowing. And that’s the problem that after a while, you’re ai, and also next thing you know is not a floater.
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Right. Now you’re going to try to keep going.
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And that’s the problem. It always starts off with a flow for a minute and a half, and then it goes off the fucking reservation.
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That’s always the same with kickboxing sparring too. When I was, training at the Meh Center, there was this one dude that I still love to train with. He was a older guy. So I was probably 26 back then, 27 maybe. And he was maybe, like, closer to 35, 40, like, he had some ai.
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He just ai to stay in shape and and we would speak, and he knew I was an actor or comedian, whatever. I was on a TV show, and I don’t sana get hit too much, and he didn’t wanna hit. So we would speak. We just touch each other.
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Yeah. That’s
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right. And I knew he wasn’t gonna try ai knock me out. But other guys, I knew, like, we’re ai, like, we’re speak. This is a fight. But with him, I knew it when I got so sharp because of that, because he and I would work out a couple ai a week and I I noticed, like, my timing and everything was, like, much sharper because I was going through those pathways and not tense.
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You know, I was going through those pathways, so sharpening those lanes. Sai, like, punch comes, slip, counter, all these things were, like, flowing in my head because we weren’t hurting each other. But it’s so hard for young guys to understand that, to get better is to, like, be playful with it.
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You sana, like, the Thai guys, they just because they fight every week. When they spar, they don’t hurt each other at all. They touch and they they laugh ai, ai ai playing a little game with each other. You’re seeing Thai
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guys? Yeah. Yeah. They have a good time.
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But you watch, like, one of the the best things to watch is, like, two elite high level Thai guys just spar with each other. Just just spar playful light because they’re joking around and laughing and they’re touching each other, but they’re really working on that timing. They’re really working on those moves, working on ai seeing what’s coming, how to stop it, how to get in on them, but they’re not hurting each other at all.
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You know, it’s weird that I’m older, and I love doing crazy shit. Like, I love it. I don’t have much in the daytime no more. So I’ll try to catch a boxing class or jiu jitsu and all that shit. And jiu jitsu is the toughest one for me. Like, I haven’t been to jiu jitsu since November because I’ve been sick. You know, I had a bunch of problems. And I was on antibiotics.
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I was having a hard time fucking breathing. But I’m I’m I can’t wait to go back. But now I’m gonna go back and do it a little bit differently.
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Flow.
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Flow. Yeah. A lot more flow. And there’s one guy that’ll flow with me. He’s a cop. And, drilling more. Yeah. They have a blue belt class. It’s basically a lot of drilling. You’re gonna burn a lot of calories in that.
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Drilling is so important.
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But you have to go in the ai, they roll a little bit more. At night, the classes are so shut that you don’t have time to roll that long. Right.
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So I
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would rather drill a long time and then roll once and get the fuck out of it. That’s perfect for meh. You know? So even with boxing, I don’t when I go box, I don’t fucking go crazy. I hit speak bag a little bit. Mhmm. Two rounds and I hit the bag that moves around that burns ton of saloni, then I hit the hard bag and I’m out of there.
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Seven three seven eight three minute rounds and I’m good.
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You know what I like to do? I like to put on the Wu Tang Clan and just fuck that heavy bag.
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I love it. I love the earphones. I love all and I’ll tell you what else I got into now that I’m older. What? Because when I went to that hospital, it taught me a lot, Joe. It reminded me that I wasn’t a kid no more. Like, we fuck around and we have a good time and we think we’re bad motherfuckers, but
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You wanna stay healthy?
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Yeah. Ever since I come out of the hospital a month ago, everything’s fucking changed.
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Come out here, Joey. Get you on that waist well. Get you you fucking I thought
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we’re going tomorrow.
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Come on. We’re going tomorrow.
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Are you busy tomorrow?
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If you’re here, I’m not busy. Alright.
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Let’s go. Come on. Let’s go. We’re good. I like that blood thing they did.
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Yes. Was that cold?
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Did you
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get a IV bag?
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Yeah. Vitamin No. No. Ai was a little one. It wasn’t a big IV.
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Oh, the trips. So you’re talking about a, stem cell push. Push. Yeah. Ai stem cells. Yeah. Ai just got that, Tuesday. I brought Rich Voss in.
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How was he? He was great.
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I love that guy today.
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I love him too.
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We had a good time. We had a good time at the club too.
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We see I see him a lot, you know. He’s yeah. I see him every Meh,
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he’s Jersey too. Right?
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Yeah. Every Wednesday, we meet up and do
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a show. Sweetheart. I love him to death. So he’s been having a problem with his rotator cuff.
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Yeah.
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He’s been So
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I brought him down to Brigham. Brigham’s got this crazy thing. I’m a show you this, Jamie, because it’s fucking bananas. He’s got this crazy thing where he’s got an AI that you ask questions to.
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Have you seen it, Jamie?
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Mhmm. It’s fucking nuts. Right? Oh, yeah. Hey.
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Can you
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tell me, the history of testosterone and prostate cancer?
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Yeah. I’ll send this to you, Jamie. So Brigham has this new beautiful facility where waste to well has a great view. Oh, not they moved. They moved. They have a new facility.
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Okay.
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They bought a built a building and renovated it and it’s it’s incredible. But one of the things they have is this big screen with this alien And you touch the alien and ask it a question, and it uses AI. Like, so it has an Ai, a large language model base press what what is this? Okay.
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Press
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it. Hey. Can you tell me, the history of testosterone and prostate cancer? My doctor said he’s worried it’s gonna cause prostate cancer. What do you have to say?
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So the alien, like, thinks about it?
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The concern stems from a 1941 study by Huggins that suggested testosterone fueled prostate cancer, but this has been thoroughly debunked by modern research, particularly by doctor Abraham Morgentaler. Current evidence shows no causal relationship between testosterone therapy and prostate cancer development. In fact, many men with prostate cancer have low testosterone levels.
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The outdated theory misunderstood how testosterone interacts with prostate tissue, and numerous studies now show properly monitored testosterone therapy is safe for most meh, even those with a history of prostate cancer in some cases.
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01:35:55
Now check it out.
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Ain’t that wild?
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That’s amazing. That’s the future.
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It it can answer any question. It could analyze your blood work. You could tell it, hey, you know, my vitamin b twelve level is this. My testosterone level is that. My what would you suggest I take? What I suggest is a protocol of and it would just ai rattle off things that you need.
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01:36:15
You need some niacin in your system. What what do you take magnesium before you go to bed? You know, how much REM sleep are you getting per night? Are you monitoring that? And start talking to you. Isn’t that crazy? It’s an app too. It’s on your phone.
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Are these people talking about last night at the club? They go on chat GPT or some shit?
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01:36:33
You don’t know what that is? No. I don’t know nothing. Chat GPT is AI. It’s like, it’s on your phone. Like, you can ask it a question. You know, like, I can like, give me a good question.
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Who was the composer of Suwannee River?
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Who was the composer of Suwannee River? So So you see how my phone has all those rainbows on the outside like that? That means it’s searching for the answer. And boom, gives me the answer. Can you go on chat DPT and tell me more about Stephen Foster, the composer of Swanee River? Bam.
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And then it goes on chat GPT. I’m an AI design assistant. Feel free to ask anything. What Disney movies are the most racist? Working with chat g p t right now. It hung up on me.
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The reason why I asked Joe, that is why
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Chad
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g p t told me to go fuck myself.
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Joe.
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It disconnected.
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01:37:43
One of the greatest episodes. You were talking to me a couple weeks ago. We were talking about you watched the Gleason interview on sixty Minutes. Yeah. Yes. Meh. You know Ai watch the honeymooners every Saturday.
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01:37:57
Do you really?
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Every Saturday. At midnight, they’re on. I I don’t have time for anything else. I gotta be home by midnight on Saturdays. Okay? And then the reason why I said Suwannee River to you is that is one of the best episodes that Gleason ever did. He was going on the $95,000 question, and you have to go up levels Yeah. And they ask you questions. He picked music.
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So he had his buddy, Norton, get all the sheet music, and Norton would play music for him and go, who is this? And he would have to say and then the Italian lady, miss Manicotti, would come down. And it was a great episode. But there’s one scene where Norton would play and he’d go, Norton, why the fuck do you Here it is. Why the fuck do you play this?
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Watch this. Come on.
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01:38:49
This is my last night to brush up on the songs. Now let’s not waste any time. Get going. Alright. Would you wait a minute, please? Why must you always play before you go in and play the song? I’m trying to guess. Ai told you once, I told you a hundred ai. It’s the only way I can warm up before I play the piano. A pitcher warms up before he pitches the ballgame?
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I gotta warm up that way before I play the piano. I hope I don’t have to tell you this again. Are you ready? Go ahead and play.
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Alright. Now go to the end sai Joe could see it. So he goes Time’s running out.
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Hurry up. You better take a guess. No.
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01:39:42
Play the song for him so he sees.
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01:39:46
Hundred dollars. Are you ready? I certainly am. Ai. Mister Bryden, for $100, who is the composer of Swanee River?
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01:40:02
This face,
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man. Swanee Bryden?
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That’s ai. Swanee River. Can we have a few bars of Swanee River, Jose? That’s Swanee River. Ai now, who’s the composer? Your time’s running out. Hurry up. You better take a guess. Oh, I’m terribly sorry, mister Bryden. No. The correct answer is Stephen Foster. But thanks so much.
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You’ve been a wonderful contestant and a swell sport. Goodbye, mister Kramden.
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01:40:45
It’s fucking face, dog. The sixty minute interview was great,
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wasn’t it? It blew me the fuck away.
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01:40:51
It was great. Just listen to him talk. That was when he was just playing golf and drinking. He had that crazy golf cart they would drive around in.
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01:41:01
What’s the book I read where he he taught Richard Pryor how to smoke pot, like how to hide it? They did a movie, The Toy. Right? Then they do the
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01:41:08
He taught him how to hide it.
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Yeah. Because Richard Pryor will join up one day and he’s like, wait. What are you doing? Come on. You gotta have some class. Sai How
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do you hide it?
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You know, under your hand and
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01:41:17
Oh.
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01:41:17
Mix it with the cigar. He thought he Richard was smoking it out, and Jackie Gleason goes, what are you doing, man? Come on. Nice. Smoke it like this. Richard Ai, like, this motherfucker taught me how to smoke a joint.
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So he would tuck it away.
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And he was twenty years older. Yeah. You know, Jack Gleeson was a fucking beast, man.
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01:41:33
That guy partied.
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Beast gone. He did it all. Partying.
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01:41:37
He died fairly young, you know.
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01:41:38
How old was he?
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I wanna say close to 60.
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But he he
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Ai think it was a couple different kinds of cancer.
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How old was he when he died, Jamie?
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Jack Gleeson? Yeah. 71.
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01:41:56
Oh, was he? Yeah. Oh, he’s 71? Oh, that’s not the best.
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01:41:59
Still no. That’s still the national ai 74. Right?
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01:42:02
Yeah. I thought he died younger than that. No. But yeah. Hard living.
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Hard living. Yeah. Do you
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01:42:10
ever sai hear a story about him and Richard Nixon? No. Richard Nixon ram him were getting drunk one ai. Richard Nixon goes, you wanna see some UFOs? And so he they get on Air Force One, and they fly to one of the Air Force bases where they have this fucking crashed UFO and alien bodies on ice.
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01:42:25
Jackie Gleason apparently becomes obsessed with UFOs after this, has a house built in Upstate New York that looks like a UFO. His house was a flying saucer. He had a house built that looked like a UFO. And, the story’s unsubstantiated. It’s hard to know if it’s true, but it was ai his ex wife told it in some magazine. Right? But it it tracks.
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01:42:50
It it tracks with if you believe these people that say that there was some sort of a ram, that they did recover, then they do have bodies. So this is his fucking house. He has a house built. That’s one image of it, but there’s other images of what looks even more like a flying saucer.
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01:43:07
Kinda wild. That it kinda looks normal like a house there, though, but the guy built the flying saucer house. Nixon and him got hammered. I’m hoping that’s gonna happen with me and Trump, but Trump doesn’t get drunk. You imagine you’re hanging out with Ram. He’s like, you wanna see the UFO?
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01:43:30
Can you keep a secret? Yeah. There he is, hanging out with Nixon. And, they supposedly do have something that crashed, and they supposedly do have biological entities that are on ice somewhere. This is core according to these whistleblowers that work for the government, and now we’re talking about it. I just don’t know what’s real. It’s hard to know.
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01:43:52
When you talk about it, you feel like a moron because it’s like
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01:43:57
There’s gotta be something out there.
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01:43:59
Mhmm.
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K.
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We got to assume there’s something out there. Whether or not I don’t even know.
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01:44:04
Right. But we should we assume that that something’s been here?
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01:44:06
Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. I
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think so.
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Yeah. They’ve been here.
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01:44:10
Well, I would come here. If I was from somewhere else and I was like, what do you you know, imagine if you’re, like, from some super advanced civilization that’s completely abandoned war. There’s no thievery. Everybody reads everybody’s minds. There’s no unfairness because they’ve worked all that stuff out.
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It’s just superior intellect because everybody’s evolved for a million years past where we are now. And you get the opportunity to see what a breakthrough civilization looks ai. Right when they’re figuring out nuclear power, right when they’re figuring out flight and war and cell phones and shit like that.
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Like, that would be ai you and I going back and and going and visiting the real ai West. Like, being in a, like, a gold mining town in 1830. You know you know how nuts that would be? You know how fucking crazy. Be one of the minor 40 in 1849 go going all the way to San Francisco and these fucking animals stabbing each other in saloni, like,
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you know what that would be like? That’s insane.
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The kind of barbarians that took a chance with wooden wheels getting pulled by a horse and went across mountain ranges to try to get to the gold. That would be ai us going to visit that. Of course, we would visit that. Of course. Like, if you had a chance to see what it would like to see Christopher Columbus land in The Bahamas, to see what that must have been like, of course, you would wanna see it.
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If you could go literally back in time and see primitive humans, well, if they’re just like us, but they’re like us millions of years from now, of course, they would wanna visit us. It’ll be so interesting. You imagine if there was a planet where we could go where we could see meh?
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We could go.
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Would you imagine?
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Fucking muskets gonna stay in an hour.
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Yeah. Put it shut.
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Well, you could see guys making fucking arrowheads with with flint for the first time and strapping them as sticks, giant fucking heads and big teeth covered in hair, just figuring out tools. Oh ai god. We would be fascinated by those people.
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The way I think about ai is, listen, since I’m a kid, we’re talking about Martians and aliens. Right? Since I’m fucking Yeah. Six, seven. I’ve been hearing about this. The moon landing was in ai.
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Mhmm.
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So I was six. So it started after that. Like, I heard more and more about it. So what you mean to tell me is in fifty five years, we haven’t found out more information about it. We know. We know what’s going on. We know NASA’s not stupid. They know something’s out there. They play with us a little bit from time to time, but there’s something out there, my friend.
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I think so too.
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There’s something out there.
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I think the other problem with the president knowing, you know, though, can they keep things from the president? Of course, they can. The president is only there for four years. And then he has to get in there again. And if he wins, he’s only there for four more years. These fucking people have thirty year careers, fifty year careers in the intelligence agencies.
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I know.
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If they know something and they’ve known something since, you know, fucking Gerald Ford, why why would they tell you? Why do you need to know? We’ve already been ai this from the population for so long.
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And those old timers didn’t need a what’s that? We ai have to sign something? NDA. NDA, like an AD. Whatever the ai.
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Sai was like, there’s
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no NDAs back then. So there was something to it. Yeah. There was something to it. You know, you got that place in, New Meh. You got Hudson County, ai I we discussed before with the Arya landing. You have all these places that have a higher volume. I wonder what’s number two in UFO sightings.
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I wonder what’s number one. What’s number one? Is it the Hudson Valley?
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Yeah. Hudson Valley by the George Washington Bryden, that whole thing.
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That’s crazy.
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That’s number one. I wonder what number two, number three, and number four is.
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It’s interesting that a lot of them are over near where the ocean is. Because that’s that’s one of the big theories, they have bases in the ocean. Because the reality of the ocean is no one’s looking. You know, if you have something on Earth, satellites can see it. Like, if you have something that’s in the middle of Nevada in some deserted area and you have buildings, satellites can see that.
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They can see the structures, so you have to hide them. But if you have something in the ocean, nobody sees anything. We we’ve only explored what what is the percentage of the ocean floor that we have just explored? I think it’s, like, 10%. I think it’s somewhere around 10, maybe 20%. So that means that 80% of the ocean floor is undiscovered. We have no idea what’s down there.
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And it’s, you know, a mile, two miles deep in some spots. If you’re from a super sophisticated civilization that’s millions of light years away and you can come here instantaneously and you have the ability to traverse in these what they call transmedium craft, which means they can go through air, go through water, just it creates a gravity bubble around it and go through everything.
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That’s what they think these things are doing. That’s what they can go 500 knots underwater. Just ai, nothing we have could do that. And if they have bases under the ocean, it makes sense that these sightings are all near the ocean. Just totally makes sense.
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A lot happens in the ocean. That ocean is stronger than what you fucking think. Yeah. I love going to a beach and just sitting on the beach and watching the ocean.
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Twenty thirty.
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Seabed twenty thirty, what they’ve mapped up?
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They’ve gotten 30% mapped. They’re trying
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to get
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the whole thing done by 2030.
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Oh, really? Oh, interesting. Oh, what if they find a base? Yeah. What if they get down there and they find bases? What is all that stuff? What are those lines?
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I’m guessing that’s where they probably sent their drones probably. Woah. Looks like sticks looks like pool scrubber, you know. Shah.
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That’s crazy. Shit. So they’re scouring the ocean floor to try to get them at that’s why the aliens are gonna come out. Wow. That’s Hawaii. Woah.
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Oh, that’s not Hawaii. Ai over here.
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It is? What’s that? Were those islands in the middle? Is that Catalina?
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And shit. Yeah.
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Oh, I see. Oh, you were zoomed in. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. I’ll try
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and see what this stuff is.
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Oh, I see.
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Like, these little, like, colored brown spots are what’s sticking up, and the rest of it’s underneath.
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Wow. I gotta pee real quick. Go ahead, dog. Don’t be rude. We’ll pause. Yeah.
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We’ll be right back, folks. Woo. And we’re back. What were we just talking
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about? Aliens and whatnot. And whatnot. Yeah. You know, I feel that we know. We’re just not gonna you know, it’s like everything else, man. We know who shot Kennedy. We’re not gonna release it. You know? We’re gonna play with us. That’s what they do. I think that they would be I think even after all the alien talk and everything, I think Americans couldn’t really handle
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it. Well, there was actually a discussion. This guy Hal Putoff, who is a physicist that worked with the US government, told me that during the Bush administration, they actually wanted to talk about the potential of disclosure to the American people, what would be the pros and the cons.
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And so they listed what could be disrupted. Well, the economy could be disrupted. Religion could be disrupt disrupted. Government could be disrupted. What would be the positive aspects?
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And they arya looking at the positive speak, like sai development, the understanding that we’re not alone, you know, all and then they’ve weighed it all out. And the cons outweighed the pros by a significant number, and so they decided not to disclose it. This is what Hal Putoff says.
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So he is a scientist that’s worked with the government for decades. And he you know, I had dinner with him and Jacques Vallee. Jacques Vallee is the guy who the character in Close Encounters of the Third Kind was based on, the French guy, the scientist. Jacques Vallee has been studying UFOs since, like, I think, the fifties. Brilliant. Brilliant ai. Written tons of books on on the subject.
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And the stories that he knows, that he’s aware of, the historical stories, which really gets crazy is when they get into, like, the seventeen hundreds and the eighteen hundreds and the early ai they’re the same stories. People are seeing the same things. The same kind of things are happening these people. The people that are encountering the crafts and encountering the beings.
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They’re reporting the same stories. They’re real similar to the point where you’re ai, what’s going on? And if it’s real unique in, like, you know, I haven’t been I haven’t seen UFO. I haven’t seen aliens. You haven’t. Jamie hasn’t.
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But what if one of us did? Like, if there’s millions and millions and millions of people and one guy is fucking walking his dog in the middle of a field, and all of a sudden this thing just lands right in front of him and no one’s around. And then these things get out, and they look at you and they’re talking to you with their ai.
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And then they get back in their ship and they fucking disappear. They zoom off so fast. You can’t even follow with your eyes. And then you’re sitting there going, what the fuck do I tell anybody? Who’s sana believe me? Who’s gonna believe this? I I should probably not tell anybody.
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And then you’re lying in bed at night, you’re all freaked out because you can’t believe you know something that other people don’t know. You know the most incredible thing. That not only are they real, but they can do things that we can’t possibly do. They cannot be us. There’s something different. It’s a different life form.
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I think when they came here, maybe somebody painted them as green or whatever. Me, I feel that if they’re here, they walk around looking like us. They’re a they’re a more unintelligent life source, like the movie Cocoon.
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Right.
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That’s in my mind. And and to just I’m the type of guy I’ll talk to you about.
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Invasion of the ai snatchers.
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Yeah. Invasion of body snatchers. I’m the type of guy I’ll talk to you ai. But just talking to you just now about somebody the government telling me that aliens exist, I would it would knock me down because I know they do.
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Right.
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But not really.
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But not really.
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But not really. I know they do, but not really. And that’s, I think, with everything. Yeah. So it would even shock me a little bit to find out. But I think that, yeah, cocoon type people.
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Jacques Vallee is of that opinion too. Like, what’s interesting about him is he really maintains scientific credibility after all these years ai, like, studying UFOs at back in the time where if you studied UFOs, you were ram crackpot. But everything he looked at was just based on logic. This is what we know and this is what we don’t know. This is what we can prove.
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This is what we can prove. And we estimate that there’s a certain percentage of these experiences, whether it’s 5% or what, that are legitimate. There’s a great number. The the vast majority of things that people see in the sky are not UFOs. No.
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The the But
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I guarantee we do see things
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Yeah.
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That we think is something else and it’s a UFO. Yeah. I could see that a % sai.
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Oh, yeah. People see the Saturn. They think Saturn’s a UFO. They think, you know, they people see things too, you know. And then there’s also weird phenomenon that’s real, like ball lightning. Ball lightning is a type of lightning that, like, juts around like a like a ball, like a fucking like a giant softball of lightning just darting around the sky, and then it goes away.
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And it’s just it’s just a weird form of lightning that is is been documented. But if you saw that, if you were in the middle of, like, New Mexico by yourself camping and you saw that, like, fuck, man. You think it’s a fairy or something like that?
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Oh, my God, man.
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Angels are matching on mushrooms. And you see ball ai, like, what the fuck, man? You’re seeing traces behind the ball lightning. You would 100% believe and feel ai you came in contact with an angel. You would believe and feel like something from another planet communicate with you.
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You’d probably fill your head up with all this important shit that it told you that you have to tell people. I’ve gotta tell people, ram, we’re doing
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it all wrong. We’re all one, man. We’re all one. We can’t be fighting these wars. It’s so foolish and they want us to know. They want us to take care
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of mother earth. Meanwhile, you just saw ball lightning while you’re on mushrooms.
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You know, when I lived in Boulder, I I got into a a hole one time. I was talking to some ai. He’s talking to me about mermaids. Oh, god. At a coffee shop. Yeah. And it drove me fucking crazy. It drove me so crazy. I didn’t have a computer back then, but I actually had to go to the ai, and I went down a hole.
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And maybe ten years ago, I went online one night and got ai. I was reading about mermaids. Like, that’s something I believed in.
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The dumbest thing about mermaids is they have a fish from the waist down.
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Right. But the weren’t they actually spotted in the eighteen hundreds somewhere? Or is
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this a lie? It don’t even
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make any sense. Like, fish don’t have sex, you fucking idiot. That means it’s the most beautiful one in the world from the from the waist up, and all she do is give you blowjobs. Because fish don’t have sex. That’s okay. The That’s not
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my problem. I’m not I’m not looking to have sex with a chick. But people are.
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They wanna fall in love with the mermaid, but, like, that’s the craziest person to fall
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in love with. Is there any evidence? No.
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Come on. No. No. They’re manatees. These people saw manatees. Probably their eyesight suck because they all had scurvy. You know, they were all fucking starving to death. They all had syphilis. Their faces are falling off. These rotten scumbags that are on these boats together. And then they they’re so horny that they wanna fuck manatees.
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They see manatees in the the foggy water flopping around. I swear it’s a girl with a tail. They wanna hop off. They’re like like a guy in the desert that sees an oasis that’s not there. I see water, and you just try to drink the sand. That’s what it is.
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It’s ai are There’s gotta be a mermaid out there.
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So these horny scumbags from, like, Europe in the fifteen hundreds, these monsters, They’re on this boat together for four months and they they think they see women in the water.
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Damn it. You just ruined that weekend.
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They’re probably on opium. They probably had syphilis. They were drunk.
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That’s why you gotta love the eighties. Animals. That’s why you gotta love the eighties because two guys actually went into the studio and go look. We got a movie about a fucking guy who falls in love with a
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mermaid. And
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the guy’s like, come on. How you gonna do that? And all of a sudden, it’s fucked. Let me tell you something. That’s another good movie.
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Do you know, Joey, that’s a good like, the this is one of the reasons why America became what it is, is that everybody who moved here initially took a crazy chance. You ought to take a crazy chance. You ought to get in a boat in the seventeen hundreds and make your way across the Atlantic Ocean.
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You have no idea if storms are coming. There’s no fucking weather.com. You you don’t even know what it looks like over here because they don’t have pictures yet. Someone’s gonna draw you. This is what I saw when I visit Maryland.
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I told you, there’s a fucking mermaid you fuck.
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Look at that fucking fake thing. He’s sewed the
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face bottom onto a monkey spot.
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Oh, Jesus Christ. That’s hilarious. That’s one of the reasons why America became so powerful. Two the two things, the constitution, the declaration of independence, the bill of rights, like that stuff, all the laws that gave you freedom of speech, the right to bear arms, ai to practice your own religion, all those things are incredible.
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01:58:59
But also the type of people that moved here. Crazy risk taking motherfuckers that were willing to get their kids and get on a boat and make it across the country. So everybody that came over here was just fucking gung ho. They’re all wild folk, wild dangerous people trying to get jobs on the East Coast.
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That’s still to this day why the East Coast is so crazy, so chaotic, and so fun. Because the the that was, like, the echoes of these ai monsters that travel their way across the ocean. Crazy people desperate for anything. Europe just sucks so bad. Like, we gotta get the fuck out of here. Whether it’s from Spain or Ireland or where they boats, just boats. Italians boats.
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01:59:45
And then they make their way across the land and then, you know, cover the whole thing eventually. And in in a few hundred years, it’s a crazy story, man. And we gotta be careful of this place. You can’t sacrifice the things that made us so great in terms of our freedom just for political gain, because then we’re gonna give the whole thing away, and we could go the same way Iran’s going.
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The same way they they were they had a, like a European style country, and now it’s a dictatorship. And now it’s Islamic, And, you know, there’s no getting out of that now without some crazy revolution. Right? It could go that way anywhere, man. If there’s people anywhere on earth in 2025 living under the thumb of tyranny, there can be people here. It just a bunch of things have to go wrong.
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We saw a few things go wrong during COVID that should have woke a lot of people up, that the fabric of society is more fragile than you think it is. And that’s why the founding fathers are so wise. They put into play protections to keep tyranny from taking over. They had a bunch of checks and balances that you can’t get through. You you don’t have ultimate power like a king. You have Congress. You have the Senate.
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You have, you know, you have the Supreme Court. It’s gotta be like that. It you can’t change that just because you want your side to win. Everybody has to be aware of that. Everybody gets shortsighted. Democrats get shortsighted on this. Republicans get shortsighted on this. You can’t have that happen. It’s not good for anybody.
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It’s not good for us. If you think your opinions and your beliefs and what you know is, is more beneficial to the American people, state your case. That should be the only thing we do. These people should be able to state their case, explain how what you can do do we should demand vatsal.
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And all that other shit, stop it. Just get rid of it. Get rid of all of it. Get rid of all of it. No one should be pro crime.
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No one should be letting people off the hook for violent crimes. No one should be, like, letting gang members live in some sanctuary city from another country that come over here just to cause havoc and create ai because it we have weak policing and because we let them in. Like, no one that we no no side should want that. No side ai should want the country to be more dangerous, you know.
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And no side should want people deported to El Salvador prisons that aren’t really gang members either. No shah no side should want no due process. No side should want the ability of the government to, like imagine, like, you’re a person who’s over here illegally, but you’re not a criminal.
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You’re just a guy who doesn’t have paperwork, and then they send you to a prison somewhere. Someone decides because of your tattoos that you’re in a gang. So now all of a sudden you’re in a prison in another country, and you haven’t even been to trial. We can’t let that happen either. You know?
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Did you see that fucking prison where they took them to Nicaragua, whatever that place?
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It’s in El Salvador.
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El Salvador where they house them 40 in
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the South. That’s not
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crazy. That that’s fucking insane. That’s crazy. That’s insanity, brother.
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And apparently, they have unmarked graves. They, you know, people ai, they get strangled, whatever, take them in the back, unmarked grave. You know, it’s it’s complete dehumanizing of people as a over correction to having too much crime and gang violence. So too much crime and gang violence, then you throw all due process out the window, round everybody up, throw them all in jail.
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And if you’re gonna do that, a certain percentage of them are pro I mean, it’s gonna be effective. You’re definitely gonna curb ai, but you’re also gonna victimize a few innocent people, a certain percentage of innocent people, ai, undoubtedly, especially if you have no due process.
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Listen, man. We know that.
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Ai, this is this can’t come to America, you know. And if we’re sending our prisoners over there, how much different is that than the other stuff that we hate, like sending jobs overseas where people work for a dollar a day and don’t get health care. We would never allow that in America. Right? Well, we would never allow this kind of a prison in America either.
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So should we really be involved in sending people to this kind of a prison if they’re from another country? You know, it’s a it’s a it’s an interesting question.
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02:03:56
Do you think
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You got a interesting ai.
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02:03:59
It’s there’s something there is a bit of a problem. Right? If you come from one country and then they put you in a prison in another one without a trial. If they say you’re a gang member and you’re in MS thirteen, you come from Mexico, you make your way into Meh, and also they put you in El Salvador bryden.
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You’re like, yo, what happened here?
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You know, that’s They took a lot of they took a handful of people that had weird tattoos and stuff like that.
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That’s what I’ve heard, but I don’t really know the truth.
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No. You don’t know the truth.
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Because, you know, they were they were saying that they keep talking about this guy in the mainstream media saying he’s a Maryland father and this and that. But then that Tom Homan guy sai, no. He’s a member of MS thirteen. It’s okay. Who’s telling the truth? And they’re saying that if he got deported and came back into this country again illegally, we would round him up again and do it all over again.
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We didn’t make a mistake. Okay. Well, who’s telling the truth?
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02:04:50
Ai meh is he just a ai
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02:04:52
man that’s mistaken identity and they said police record? Yeah. Right.
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02:04:56
Let me see his police record. Mhmm. If the guy has a tattoo and he’s got no police record, he’s got a family and a wife and blah blah blah. It’s like, remember when we used to take me for chicken?
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02:05:05
Which place?
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By your old house. Twenty years ago, you used to always invite me for chicken.
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02:05:09
Oh, chicks. The Spanish guys. Oh, how good was that place? He had that that wood fired rotisserie. Absolutely. Only pay cash. No credit cards.
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No credit cards.
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That would that’s what killed him.
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So think about this. What if he had that for twenty years? Great guy because I always went up there with you, and he was very nice.
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Great guy.
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What if they came and got him because he didn’t have a green card?
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He
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was he was illegal, sir.
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02:05:32
No. No.
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02:05:32
No. But he was legal?
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He was legal. He was legal.
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You know, there’s people like
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He was
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second generation.
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02:05:37
Okay. There’s people that came and, you know, they’re here. Before I send
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them Actually, I think he was more than saloni generation.
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Yeah. I sana make sure that this guy had roots in the community. I’m not gonna just put him on a fucking
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pussy show. But the see, I think what you gotta do is just get rid of criminals only. But the only way to know if someone’s a criminal is to have due process.
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But it’s not over a fucking tattoo. No. It’s due process.
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It’s due
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process. Ai want.
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Because there’s a lot of kids get stupid tattoos. Yeah. And then you have them locked.
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Fucking though.
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02:06:08
You know, when I went to Japan, I couldn’t work out in the gym, in the hotel. They made me go up to my ram, put a long sleeve shirt on because of my sleeves. You can’t have open tattoos and work out at, like, a nice place because it’s connected to the yakuza. Mhmm. Yeah. So, like, you you have to you have to follow their rules, you know. They they demand that you follow the rules.
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02:06:32
That’s crazy. Yeah. Ai can’t I can’t throw somebody back in the fucking prison like that just because of a tattoo. I gotta see something. I gotta see something. He did something to disrupt the system.
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02:06:45
Yeah. I do see the thing is I don’t know. I really don’t know. I don’t know the the truth of these cases because you get a a biased take from one side oftentimes and then you get a ai take from the other side and they’re duking it out to to shape reality for you.
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02:07:01
Now in ’85, I lived in San Francisco, and I teamed up with a bunch of Cubans that came in ’79, the Mario boatlift. And, you know, you went over there every day, and I had to buy the old guy, the guy that ran the corner. I had to buy him a little bottle of rum, a half ai, And he would let you operate your game, whatever your game was, selling weed, whatever.
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02:07:20
But my point of the story is ai I remember this specifically. But ram the time I got there to the time I left, there was probably 80 Cubans on the block. Maybe 20 of them got arrested. In those days, you got arrested. You got deported,
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02:07:33
like, the following week. If you got arrested.
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02:07:36
They put you in jail. If you didn’t have paperwork or you came in that Cuban thing Yeah. It would take you right immigration would come get you within seventy two fucking hours, and you’d be right back in Cuba and Fidel would shoot
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02:07:48
you. See, it’s one thing if you arrest someone for a crime
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02:07:51
Yes.
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02:07:51
And then you deport them. I get that. But it’s another thing when you’re rounding up people because you think they look suspicious. Like, during the first Trump administration, there’s this dude who was a contractor who was doing something ram meh house, and, he’s a arya veteran.
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02:08:10
I think he was in for twenty plus years, and worked at a management position at a big construction firm. So they’re ai a prestigious job. He was ai a legit guy. So he’s at Home Depot, and he’s dressed ai. You know, polo shirt on, nice slacks. He looks like a guy who has money.
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02:08:29
These Ai guys pull him over and demand that he show them their paperwork. And, you know, he’s like, what the fuck are you guys doing? And he says that to them. And then he pulls out his, his, you know, army ID and, you know, his his driver’s license. Like, you can’t do this.
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02:08:49
You can’t just come up to people. Ai a fucking American citizen. He goes, I was born in America and I served my country for twenty five years. And you fucking idiots are just gonna harass me in the parking lot because my family is of Spanish descent? The fuck away from me.
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02:09:04
And, you know, he was hot and he came to the house right from there. It was telling me about this. So I was like, goddamn. Because here this guy is like, gentleman businessman, ai, sweetheart of a guy. Wonderful to talk to, great to do business with, have a conversation with him. Great guy.
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02:09:22
They just looked at him because he’s brown. Like, that’s it. There’s no way you could make any other way you’re gonna point to that guy and think he’s an illegal. That guy’s driving a brand new Silverado with a construction logo on the side of it. Ai clean car, polo shirt, slacks, clipboard in hand. Fuck you.
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02:09:46
This is what that’s what I’m worried about. I’m not worried about guys that get arrested.
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02:09:52
Doke, I was worried when they came to Jersey. I didn’t go out that week. Ai didn’t do much. I’m a Diaz.
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02:09:58
I don’t know.
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02:09:58
I’m glad they didn’t deport you.
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02:09:59
Ai didn’t no. But you never listen.
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02:10:01
Right. But if you did if you did get arrested for a crime, you probably now would say, yeah, you should get deported. Like, if you did a violent crime Yeah.
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02:10:09
Yeah. Take me back.
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02:10:13
But there’s a difference between getting arrested for a violent crime and just going to Home Depot because you’re brown. That’s great. That’s crazy.
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02:10:19
And on this hall, this ice hall, listen, you’re picking up I don’t know how many thousands of people. Correct? How many people did they pick up on this hall? I do not know. That they ship back?
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02:10:28
I do not know.
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02:10:29
Doug, you’re gonna have a couple clerical errors. Well, you’re gonna have Always, if I listen, more than that, even the computer will pick them. Yeah. You know, it it’s just a clerical error.
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02:10:41
But there’s also
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02:10:42
Just be big enough to say we made a clerical error. Don’t keep saying that I know you’re a gang member because you got a fucking tattoo on.
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02:10:49
Well, the thing is like that, we don’t know what’s correct. Right? But there’s not just clerical errors. If you don’t have due process, you also have the potential for people to potentially falsely accuse someone on purpose just so they could arrest them because they don’t like ai, or they have a bad business dealing with them, or there’s some reason why they wanna send this motherfucker to show him to El Salvador.
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02:11:10
People are crazy. They do shit like that all the time. If you’re just rounding people up and you this guy that you fucking hate happens to be from Nicaragua, and you just fucking sick sick the dogs on them. If you got a hotline when people can call and rat on people, people are rats. There’s a lot of ram.
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02:11:27
What are they?
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02:11:28
Especially, if you just have a wild number that you can call. Wild number to turn people in. Remember during COVID? Like, they were they were giving people rewards for turning people in for having parties in LA. And the mayor was saying, normally, snitches get stitches, but now they get rewards. Do you remember that?
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02:11:47
Yeah.
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02:11:47
I do. That retarded mayor that they had in LA during the entire ai? I don’t even remember. He was such a
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02:11:54
Ai. Los Angelenos.
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02:11:56
Oh, such
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02:11:57
Wasn’t that guy?
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02:11:58
Yeah. Ai favorite thing was when Black Lives Matter protested in front of his house. Like, you’re never woken up, bitch.
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02:12:05
Well, this is my problem. This guy.
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02:12:08
Well, yeah. That guy. What the fuck is his name?
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02:12:10
Mercedes.
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02:12:11
Oh, god. What a tool.
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02:12:14
Virus.lacity.org/businessviolation. Okay.
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02:12:19
Does he say the snitches usually get stitches? Say it at the beginning.
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02:12:22
No worries. Says it.
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02:12:23
Sai, it’s I think it’s at the beginning.
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02:12:25
Sure
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02:12:25
that everybody continues to let us know where those folks are. If you’ve observed recurring violations of the safer at home order, please continue to let us know at coronavirus.lacity.org/businessviolation. You know the old expression about snitches? Well, in this case, snitches get rewards. We wanna thank you for turning folks in and making sure we are all safe.
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02:12:51
You should go to jail for saying that. I’m a explain something. You fucking monster.
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02:12:56
Due process has been my problem since all this shit started. And it started with even the vatsal culture. Okay? Due process. You gotta come at me and let me know everything. Just because you opened up your mouth, Ai said that twenty two years ago at a party Sai kissed you, I tried to kiss you, that ain’t good now.
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02:13:13
That just ain’t good now. Well, I went home and called my girlfriend Diane. We’ll get her on the fucking stand too. But I don’t I believe in due process. I’ll do whatever time you want me to do. Prove that I did it. Just don’t open up your fucking mouth.
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02:13:26
Absolutely. But when you have something ai Ram asking for you to turn people in for anything, people are gonna go nutty and start ratting on people. That’s just what they do. You can’t get away from that. You can’t snitches get rewards. Like, if you have that for immigration, you got a real problem.
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02:13:47
You got a real problem. Because there’s legit scumbag racists out there that’ll find people and start targeting them. People Shah people all the time. The you know what that is? They fucking call 911 and say someone’s being held hostage at Joey Diaz’s house at gunpoint, and then the SWAT team shows up.
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02:14:05
And you might not know what’s going on, so you might pull out a fucking gun and get shot.
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02:14:09
Yeah. I’ve heard of that. Where college students are doing it, somebody’s doing it.
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02:14:12
People are doing
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02:14:12
it all the time.
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02:14:13
All the time. Yeah.
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02:14:14
No problem. There there was a bunch of, conservative, online people that were getting swatted recently. It’s wild shit, dude. You know, you give people this ability with, social media or even more so if you, like, anonymously tip people that people are immigrants here illegally.
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02:14:35
Like, boy, that’s gonna be a problem if that ever happens.
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02:14:39
And that could just be a woman who owns a fucking fruit stand and a Mexican owns a fruit stand down the corner, and she could just call and go, listen. This guy is illegal.
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02:14:48
There’s people that are excited that people are getting deported. Like, be fucking careful. Be careful what you wish for. You don’t want just more people searching for people to lock up. And then here’s the thing ai any other business. Once you start getting numbers, you don’t want those numbers to drop off. You don’t want the job to go away. You know, you got a quota. Right?
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02:15:08
If you got a quota, there’s if there’s a I don’t know if there is a quota, but if there’s a quota for how many immigrants we’re gonna send back, you gotta have a problem. Because then now you’ve made it a game. And now I’m trying to score points. And if Joey gets 30 guys, I wanna get 50 guys. Fuck Joey. Yeah.
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02:15:23
I got 50. I think a few of them might not be guilty, but fuck it. Who cares?
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02:15:27
Who cares? I get the I get the bonus. Catalytic. I hit the bonus.
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02:15:30
Yeah. Fuck them. They should all go back anyway. Agreed. Agreed. Yeah. There’s a lot of fucking idiots in this world. There’s a lot of people that they’re short ai. And by giving if if there ai, I’m not saying there is a quota, but if there is a quota, you’re giving people a game to play now.
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02:15:46
You don’t wanna play games with people.
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02:15:48
Why do you keep it on ticket quotas? There’s a percentage that they know they’re gonna get beat on it.
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02:15:54
Like, yeah.
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02:15:56
If I give you 10 tickets, eight of them are gonna be good. Two of them are gonna be he’s gonna come in with an attorney Right. Like this. The wind was blowing and, you know
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02:16:05
I always said that, like, what would he do? See, this is a problem with the government that they’re exposed with this department of government efficiency. And I had heard about this before from my friends were that were in the military that, like, if you get a budget for the year, if you don’t spend all of that money, your budget’s gonna be reduced next year.
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02:16:22
You don’t want them to happen. So you spend money ai, completely inefficiently. And I I think that’s part of the problem that we’re facing here. It’s ai they don’t wanna lose out on any of this money. They’ve been getting this money this way for so long.
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02:16:41
You’re right. If they don’t use it, they ai to budget goes down.
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02:16:44
Yeah. The budget goes down.
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02:16:45
They they call that something. What is it called?
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02:16:47
Bullshit. Ai don’t know. What is it called? What is it called? I had a point, but I forgot what my point is. But it’s just that, you know, we’re in a weird time here where people arya arguing about whether or not we should abandon core principles that made this country great.
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02:17:06
Like, very intelligent liberal people with degrees are talking about the first amendment should have restrictions. Like, no. No. No. No. No. You don’t get to decide.
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02:17:19
You don’t get to ai. Because without free speech, I don’t know who’s right. And I can’t just go on narratives. It’s too that’s what that’s how religions work. That’s how cults work. They make you go on a very specific narrative and you can’t go outside the lines.
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02:17:34
If you sana the human race to evolve, if you want people to evolve culturally, if you want people to communicate better, they gotta be able to say whatever they want. And then you decide if you wanna communicate with people that speak differently than you. And if you think that they have an egregious position, you’re allowed to say something about it, and you talk about it, and everybody has to figure out who’s right and who’s wrong.
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02:17:56
And then unless that’s able to go on, you’re never gonna get to the truth. And if you just, like, cut that off for things that you find offensive, the problem is maybe I don’t find it offensive, and you can’t decide what I can take in and not take in. You’re not allowed to because I don’t know you and you don’t know me. This is nonsense. Like, you gotta give human beings the ability to discern for themselves.
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02:18:19
The only way for they for them to truly do that is they gotta be able to communicate openly. And they were trying to stop that during the Biden administration. They were putting the fucking brakes on all kinds of shit that people are allowed to talk to. And everybody’s like, yeah. We gotta stop this information.
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02:18:34
Like, you’re you’re signing your own fucking death warrant. You don’t even know it. You’re giving away the only thing that we have left.
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02:18:45
Taking a ai. It’s called the CardioNAD. I’m taking something else. It’s called, like, colon. They gave it to me after my lung thing, and my lung feels a lot better. You know what the doctor told me when he told me to take the one supplement? What? They took it off to market during COVID.
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02:19:06
Ai they do that?
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02:19:07
Because it’s such a great lung supplement. Like, I feel a lot better since I’ve been on it for five weeks. They took this off the Internet and everything. They shut down their website for three years. Oh ai god. So I
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02:19:19
That sounds so crazy that if you had said this to me before COVID, I would like, Joe is crazy. Stop talking like that, man. I was so pro pharmaceutical drugs back then, like, as the cure all to everything in modern meh, vaccinations are so important. COVID woke me the fuck up.
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02:19:36
When I found out that they were trying to stop doctors and take away their licenses if they prescribed ivermectin. Take away your license. If you just prescribe off label a drug that people say is beneficial in certain trials, but you’re for some reason, you’re not allowed to do it.
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02:19:59
For the first time ever, doctors are prohibited from prescribing something off label that has no negative side effects. It’s never happened before. Never happened before where there’s a public ai where they’re trying to pretend that it’s horse dewormer sai nobody will take it. It’s bizarre.
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02:20:18
And they did it right in front of our face. And they just did it for money. And the fucking media went along with it, and so did the liberals. The liberals went along with it, and they parroted out everything they sai. Safe and effective. It saved millions of lives.
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02:20:34
When no look, people are dropping like flies to the left and the right of them. People arya stroking out on the subway, and everyone’s pretending sana nothing’s wrong. Everyone’s pretending this drop in all cause with this increase in all cause mortality isn’t crazy. That’s not weird. It’s not weird that cancer is on a skyrocketing rate.
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02:20:53
That’s not weird to you. Everyone’s pretending. And if you bring it up, you’re a kook. They tricked everybody into being the cop. Everybody is calling that Garcetti hotline.
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02:21:07
Everybody’s a little rat. They’re all little rats. They’re little rats working for the man, and they’ll rat on each other. And then if something happens to them because of it, they keep their mouth shut because they don’t wanna hear it. So they’ll, like, do the work of the man for the man because they’re suckers. Ain’t that wild?
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02:21:29
And that that what we’re talking about is the problem with this disclosure of aliens. Those people are gonna fall apart. The people that fell apart in COVID, oh, Jesus. They’re gonna be wearing silver jumpsuits and sucking alien dicks the moment those guys arrive. They will jump on team alien.
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02:21:52
They’ll be rounding up people and using us for slaves. They’ll do whatever the aliens ask. They’ll be like vampire familiars. Remember those? Where there was ai a guy wasn’t a vampire but wanted to be one, so he’d do anything the vampire asked. That’s what those fuck faces would do.
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02:22:05
All those all the people that got nine boosters, all those morons, they’ll they’ll be, like, on team alien a %. It is imperative that the human race perish. It’s imperative. We’re a blight on the world, and the Anunnaki are gonna help us. Those fucking idiots, they’ll sell us right down a river.
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02:22:27
It’s crazy what’s going on in the world today, my friend.
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02:22:30
It is, but there’s it always has to be crazy, so we ai it’s crazy sai people snap out of it. Like, this is the this is a part of society. It’s like, it it there’s not a linear path to success. What happens with ai is things go really well and then they go terrible, and you either adjust or you don’t.
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02:22:47
And if you don’t, the civilization ai, and then a new one emerges. But if you do, then you recover. And it’s ai, how many times can you do that? How long can you keep use of this fucking thing going on? Because you’re gonna have, like, great prosperity, which makes soft people. You know, hard times makes hard men.
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02:23:04
Hard men make soft ai. Soft times make soft men. Soft men make hard ai. And everybody knows that. That’s what it is.
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02:23:12
It just is get it go and it’s just a matter of recognizing that it’s happening sai you course correct, which is why everybody’s leaving California. They’re not course correcting. They’re going into madness and they’re like, no. We’re progressive. And then, no, no, no. You’re going into the rocks. No, no, no. It’s like, the rocks protect us. No.
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02:23:28
You’re gonna die. You’re gonna hit the rocks. It’s gonna be over. Just like there’s no more Ram, there’s gonna be no more LA. Ai, you fucking morons. Right?
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02:23:35
There’s the the world is littered with civilizations that lost their way. You can go and find the ruins everywhere. You know? This they’re gone. They went away.
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02:23:44
That’s how it happens, stupid. And you’re doing it right now, and we recognize that or we don’t. And if we don’t, it’s not good. But I think we will. I think we have, a different, you know, a different way of communicating now because people can talk so much online. You’re gonna get a lot of stupid shit online.
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02:24:07
You get a lot of dumb things ai, but but you’re also gonna get a lot of conversations that make you think, that make you go, that actually makes sense. Like, why are we assuming that the way we’re doing it so far arya the way we’ve been doing it is the only way to do it? What is wrong with this system? How do we get the money out of it? How do we get money out of politics?
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02:24:26
How do we get the number one corrupting factor out of figuring out what’s best for all of us? How do we do that?
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02:24:34
Smoke weed.
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02:24:35
Eat mushrooms, talk to aliens.
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02:24:37
Ai ai get involved in none of that shit. It doesn’t bother me.
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02:24:41
I do sometimes when I think about it because I don’t I go down roads. I don’t wanna think about it. I wanna just enjoy my life.
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02:24:46
I’m scared for my daughter in the future. Everything else, I gotta fucking take a chance every goddamn day. You know what I’m saying? Yes.
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02:24:53
Well, that’s also one of the benefits of a society with children. A society with children wants to make sure that the future is safe. A society of people without children making rules don’t give a fuck about kids. And that this some people are actually openly disdainful of children, and then they get into positions of government and power. That’s not good.
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02:25:15
I think something happens to you when you have children that I think is an important biological sort of spiritual developmental cycle. There’s something that happens to you when you realize this little person you love more than life itself and you’re taking care of them now, and then you want the world to be a better place.
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02:25:34
And then you start thinking, oh, all these people around me used to be babies. They used to be this is what we’re all in this weird journey and, like, maybe we could all be a little nicer to each other.
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02:25:44
You know? If that
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02:25:45
doesn’t happen to you and you don’t have kids, you don’t have something that you love more than life itself, you know, it’s a different that’s a different kind of thing. And if you want power when you’re that person, that’s a different kind of thing too. And especially if you’re into war, if you’re a war hawk and you don’t have any kids, like, Jesus Christ, you’re you’re willing to send other people’s kids overseas to die for some nonsense?
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02:26:07
And you don’t even know what that is like? That’s kinda crazy. So we’re in a society right now where we have a popular except for Saloni. We have a population decline. People aren’t having as much babies as they used to.
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02:26:21
It just doesn’t seem like it because there’s so many people, but it’s like a when they look at the numbers for the future, we’re in a kind of a weird population collapse thing. Like, Japan is fucked. Have you seen any of that stuff on Japan?
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02:26:34
Mhmm.
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02:26:34
See if
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02:26:34
you can find anything on the Japanese population crisis. They’re having so few children in Japan that, like, in three generations, they could be in real trouble. Like, the number of people that will have a grandchild right now is significantly lower than it ever has been before.
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02:26:55
I ai you a question. Yeah. The fucks it got to do with me? I don’t give a fuck about the Japs. You know what the fuck is wrong with you, Joe?
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02:27:01
Well, I think about it with us. Ai I think about it with, like, civilizations collapsing. I think about what we’ve been talking about the whole day.
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02:27:08
Yeah. But we don’t have to worry about that.
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02:27:09
I know. I know. I know. We don’t have to worry about it.
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02:27:12
Ai? You’re right.
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02:27:13
It’s the first podcast Ai done that I’m scared.
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02:27:15
You know
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02:27:15
what I’m saying? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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02:27:16
You’re right.
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02:27:17
Enough with this shit.
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02:27:18
You’re right.
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02:27:19
And politics enough.
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02:27:20
I know.
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02:27:20
COVID is over. If you took the fucking needle, fuck you. If you didn’t, now they just found out the fucking, the flu shot don’t work. Ai could have told you that 25 pound It does
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02:27:30
not work. It makes you twenty five percent more likely to get the flu.
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02:27:33
And I’m a GED type of fucking motherfucker, so knock it off. I hate all this shit. I’m scared. You know
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02:27:40
what I’m saying? The fuck?
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02:27:43
I’m scared too.
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02:27:44
Yeah. About dropping it. Listen, man. That’s what the problem is. We’re worrying about this is what the Internet fucked us.
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02:27:51
That’s true.
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02:27:51
This is
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02:27:51
why we have retards walking around believing everything because I forgot what I was gonna tell you. I’m just doing The Internet fucked us. The Internet fucked us. It’s too much information. It’s like this I was in the hospital, and I get on a fucking elevator, and there’s two, three doctors, you know, half of fags in my world. Okay?
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02:28:10
And they’re like, oh ai god. We can’t wait till the Kennedy report comes out. Well, how is it gonna make a difference in your world? It’s like these idiots with the Epstein list. How is it gonna make a difference in your world if Tom Hanks is on that list?
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02:28:23
I’ll tell you.
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02:28:24
Do you
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02:28:24
not have to go to work tomorrow? Do you have to do all the same shit? It doesn’t that shit doesn’t matter to me. I don’t give a fuck who’s on the Epstein list. I don’t give a fuck who went to Diddy’s house. It’s got nothing to do with me. But in today’s world, because of the Internet, it makes us think it’s got something to do with us. Ai nothing to do with me, man. It’s a show.
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02:28:45
That’s what it is.
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02:28:46
What’s a fucking show? I don’t wanna watch that show. So now I gotta wait here sixty years. We’ve been watching the same footage. He got hit. It clocked back.
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02:28:55
Right.
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02:28:55
You know, but Lee Harvey out. But now we wanna really fuck with these fucking peanut nimble headed dummies that are ai, Well, I wanna see what’s on there. Then two days later, the Jews did it. Yeah. Believe me. Just worry about paying your fucking credit card bills, you fucking idiot. That’s what you should worry about.
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02:29:13
Did you see what happened this year in this country? Fucking millionaires are selling off fucking property before to pay taxes to get capital. Are you fucking kidding me? And people are worried about the fucking Epstein list. Like, how is it gonna change your life who fucking Tom Hanks sai fucking in the ass? Who does it matter?
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02:29:30
And do you really care? At the end of the day, do you really care about that 16 year old girl? No. You don’t. So shut the fuck up.
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02:29:38
Nobody cares. It’s just a fucking show.
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02:29:41
It’s a show.
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02:29:42
It’s a show. It’s like I told you about LA. Yeah. You know, I was watching It’s a compelling show. What’s that fucking show with the crazy stoner guy, Seth Bryden? He just
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02:29:50
Oh, I haven’t
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02:29:51
seen it. The studio. Okay? Not a bad show. Not a bad show at all. But I was watching that show, and it let me realize what I hated. Short small talk. That shit we were talking about before where people just like, well, the idea a contractor came over. I love this guy. Came over to my ai to do the garage. And there was a moment of ten minutes that it was him and his son and me and my wife.
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02:30:13
And we’re just standing there. And it just takes one guy to go, alright. Back to work, everybody. Because if not, we’ll sit there for three hours. Right. Right. Right.
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02:30:21
So how
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02:30:21
do you feel? Great. How was your trip?
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02:30:23
How was
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02:30:23
the hospital stay? Listen. It doesn’t fucking matter how my hospital stay was. Get in your truck, get the fuck out of here, and I’ll get the fuck out of here. I go my way you you know, my wife, I hate her around when people come over because she always throw that curveball in.
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02:30:36
Like, tell them to look at the room. No. They don’t need to look at the fucking room. Leave them in the fucking garage. If not, you’re gonna confuse these motherfuckers. You gotta assume everybody is confused. You go to a restaurant, you get something wrong.
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02:30:48
Everybody is not cooking on fucking you know, it’s something I’ve never seen before. Every time I go somewhere, I’m like, how can they be that stupid? Yeah. How can they not do this? How can they you go to CBS. There’s anywhere you go, it’s like they’re not even training people anymore.
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02:31:04
They’re not even training people anymore. You know, you go to I went somewhere the other day. I was at the mall. My daughter was on I go to Changs. Changs, those type of restaurants, they used to train people. For two weeks, you don’t get paid. You’re in there learning shit.
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02:31:19
It’s not like a regular restaurant where they’re ai, follow Joe Rogan around for a day and then fucking come back tomorrow and you’re on your own. Doug, nobody’s fucking they don’t know anything. These young kids say they don’t know anything. Nothing.
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02:31:32
You know,
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02:31:33
a lot of them aren’t even getting driver’s licenses. They just Uber everywhere. The kids don’t wanna learn how to drive. I don’t wanna learn how to drive. They don’t care.
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02:31:42
My friend was telling me his son’s got a license for two years. He’s home every night. We got a ai. We we left the house before we had the license.
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02:31:49
We were driving to New Hampshire. Yeah.
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02:31:51
We had the car before we had the fucking license. Yeah. These it’s but listen, I had, you know, people I went to a comedy show and a a guy, comedian was talking about kids, and I’m like, I’m not gonna do that no more. Because that’s all of us. We all talk about when I was fucking 40.
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02:32:06
Right.
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02:32:06
When I
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02:32:06
was 28, you know, I did this and I did that. But Right. These kids today are different, and I’ve accepted it. I’ve accepted it in my neighborhood. When I went back, I was pissed for a few fucking months. How come? Because there’s no kids playing. There’s kids all over my fucking, street.
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02:32:22
And my little cul de sac there, I got, like, eight fucking kids. Mister Softy comes. We’re the only ones out there. Four in the afternoon. We’re the fucking kids.
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02:32:31
And then I
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02:32:33
ai kids don’t feel comfortable being unsupervised today. You know, you hear too much about kids being abducted and weird things happening to kids. It’s not like they could free range ai when we were kids. It’s like there’s that that narratives out there everywhere. And then some neighborhoods just aren’t fucking safe.
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02:32:50
You your kids shouldn’t be out.
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02:32:52
No. There’s a lot of safe neighborhoods Yeah. Kids don’t play. Our neighborhood wasn’t that safe, but in unity, there is strength.
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02:32:59
There’s a real problem with, video games. Video games are so good, kids don’t sana
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02:33:04
go outside. Cell phone. That too. That too. The cell phone and the computer, man. That too. It’s so many things, but I’m not I don’t have a problem with it no more. That’s what I’m trying to say to you. It’s who they are now. It’s who they are. You know, I was reading something. I just put this together. It’s the truth.
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02:33:19
Remember a couple of week maybe a year ago, they were talking about how low testosterone into these people? Yeah. Kids don’t play no more.
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02:33:27
Well, they don’t play. They don’t go outside.
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02:33:28
They don’t go outside. They don’t jump.
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02:33:30
They don’t jump. And then they’re eating garbage.
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02:33:32
So what do you think testosterone level is gonna be?
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02:33:35
And they they have plastic in their brain. They said that they studied a bunch of people to see ai how much microplastic they had in their brain, and some people had as much as a plastic spoon. What? Imagine that. You have so many microplastics in your brain that if they extracted it all, you can make a plastic spoon.
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02:33:56
Sai, of course, that’s gonna wreck your fucking testosterone too. And then Ai saw this thing about Call of Duty, some fucking insane statistic about the amount of time that in total that’s been played in Call of Duty is, like, more than human civilization. Like, the amount of minutes that people have logged, like millions of people playing Call of Duty is, like, if you put it all together, it’s longer than human civilization.
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02:34:27
And I’ve never played a video game, Joel.
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02:34:30
Good. Is
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02:34:31
that the craziest thing?
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02:34:32
You’d love it. Stay away from them. They’re crack.
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02:34:35
They’re crack.
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02:34:35
I
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02:34:35
just never felt the need to sit down on a fucking computer and shoot at people. Ai rather shoot at people for real. I’d rather steal a car for real or roll a fucking drug dealer.
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02:34:44
Well, it’s definitely more fun to shoot at things for real, but video games are very fun. There’s they’re not these people playing them aren’t morons. They’re fun. They’re really fun.
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02:34:54
I know you’re
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02:34:55
What is the long what is the amount of time spent?
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02:34:57
It’s Ai this goes back there’s a Reddit post from ten years ago, actually, repeating the exact same thing.
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02:35:03
So so ten years ago, it was that much?
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02:35:05
There’s you could probably pick a video game, though, and say the same thing.
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02:35:08
Right. Grand Theft Auto. Right. Yeah. Any really popular game. Right? Yeah. How about Subway Servers?
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02:35:14
This is twenty five billion hours played, but this sai ten years ago.
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02:35:17
Twenty five billion hours.
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02:35:21
That’s that’s so crazy. That’s so crazy. That’s so many hours of people playing that fucking game ten years ago.
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02:35:28
Yeah.
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02:35:29
Sai ai. So World of Warcraft has six billion years played. Six million sai million six million six million.
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02:35:36
Jesus Christ. So six million, that’s pre civilization.
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02:35:39
Sai was a model guy. Weren’t you a model guy?
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02:35:43
Yeah. I I used to make, little Star Wars Millennium Falcon I love that. Model cars.
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02:35:48
I ai to do all the superheroes.
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02:35:50
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Brick wall and all that. Remember when you could paint them? You could paint them?
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02:35:53
Yeah. I used to paint them and the
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02:35:54
whole thing.
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02:35:55
That was my that’s the only thing that kept meh. That was fun. Until one day ai mom goes, stop painting those fucking things. Get out of the fucking house.
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02:36:01
How much paint fumes are we just fucking getting
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02:36:03
in our bodies, little
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02:36:04
kids? Glue.
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02:36:05
And glue. Paint fumes. Listen, everybody’s got that problem. These people talk about that.
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02:36:09
Rubber cement glue. Remember that stuff when you would crack it and you had those the brush attached to the lid?
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02:36:14
Oh, shit. And you
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02:36:15
pull it out and the smelly blood, whoo. And you tyler your friends meh this. They all be smelling markers. Everybody be sniffing markers and sniffing glue.
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02:36:26
I was thinking of sniffing a little again just to see how we feel now.
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02:36:30
Probably not good. I would imagine. We have some, we have some smelling salts. Should we wrap this up with a smelling salt? Jamie, how many of those are fresh? They’re all stacked. Is there any order to those the way they’re stacked? That’s the last freshie? Chuck that baby this way.
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02:36:45
You got one to go for me?
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02:36:46
Yeah. Of course. I
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02:36:47
have one to go.
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02:36:47
You really wanna take it with you? Yeah. I’ve got one. Okay.
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02:36:50
Here we go. Oh, this is fresh fresh.
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02:36:52
This one hasn’t been opened yet. Oh, you hear that?
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02:36:57
I mean, it just melted back on or something.
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02:37:00
Oh, boy. Woah. This is a
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02:37:03
good one. Here we go. Oh, boy. Wow. Yeah. Them fresh ones. Oh my goodness.
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02:37:24
I gotta get the right ai. Hold on.
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02:37:25
Are we, are we giving ourselves brain damage or what? Hopefully. Let’s, find out about that. What else were we finding out about? We figured out the numbers.
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02:37:33
Was it one other thing?
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02:37:34
Yeah. Jesus. These fresh ones are brutal. Are we giving ourselves brain damage? Holy I need to know. I can’t afford any more brain damage.
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02:37:43
I cleared my ears.
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02:37:44
Yeah. Let’s put a little on that thing. Keep it fresh.
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02:37:47
Oh my god, Joe. Keep
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02:37:48
it fresh.
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02:37:49
Says you overuse may damage nasal passages or
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02:37:53
lungs. Oh. Well, that’s not good. What does it do? What’s overuse? Overuse can damage nasal pass I don’t think it’s getting to my lungs.
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02:38:00
Fuck use both. I got damaged nasal fucking pads already and long
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02:38:04
hair and fucking Bro, you’re you’re the inside of your nose is scarred over. It’s like a cauliflower ear.
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02:38:10
Look at this. That was a good whack. That was good whack. That was a very good whack. That affected something.
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02:38:15
Yeah. Cleans you out. I’ve never tried it before lifting weights, but that’s what it’s for. That’s what they do. Those power lifters.
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02:38:21
So this is for stretch lifters?
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02:38:22
Yeah. The real power lifter guys, they like to take a jolt of that shit right before they Fucking yeah. We’re fucking more. They’re dead
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02:38:30
liftsters. Pros and cons of this shit. Like, what are the long
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02:38:33
I don’t
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02:38:33
think there’s any pros. It’s all cons. This is not good. What we just did The
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02:38:37
one we just did now is just the higher strength of the stuff they used to put in your nose. It smells like
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02:38:42
It’s the same stuff. It’s exact stuff. It’s it’s smelly salts. It’s just a whole jar of them. It’s ammonia. Right, Jamie?
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02:38:49
Mhmm. No.
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02:38:49
If you get knocked out, you put that on them, what happened?
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02:38:52
They used
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02:38:52
to be able to do that to boxers in between rounds. Oh, they they stopped allowing them to do it. You know? Because Sai guess it’ll wake you up if you got a concussion a little bit. Just enough for you to get more of a concussion sai Tommy Hearns can hit you again.
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02:39:05
Oh, ai. And I got this fucking Loris not Loris Fishburne. Who’s the other guy? The guy I like a lot. He’s in the godfather of Harlem.
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02:39:14
Forest Whitaker?
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02:39:15
Forest Whitaker.
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02:39:15
Forest Whitaker.
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02:39:16
Forest Whitaker ai. Oh. Did you see it?
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02:39:18
No. What’s going on with dry?
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02:39:19
I don’t
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02:39:19
know. Like, it droops.
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02:39:21
Only when you get high? That’s hilarious.
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02:39:22
Yeah. Right here. Over this dry. I gotta put, like, Scott Staple with it.
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02:39:25
Did you ever see Forest Whitaker in The Color of Money?
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02:39:28
Fucking meh. Oh. He hustled Paul Newman.
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02:39:30
He hustled Paul Newman. It was beautiful.
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02:39:32
He’s fucking real.
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02:39:33
Can I ask you a question? You think I need to lose weight?
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02:39:36
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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02:39:38
He says that after he robs him. He tricks him. He pretends he sucks at pool and then slowly but surely Paul Newman realizes he’s getting hustled.
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02:39:48
Sorry. I’ll throw this away.
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02:39:51
And there’s a scene where he gets angry and he asked him, are you a hustler? He’s like, you you can quit if you wanna quit.
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02:39:59
It’s one of the best ai. A great scene.
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02:40:00
I forgot about that. It’s one of the best scenes in the movie because that’s really how it works.
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02:40:05
It’s just just for your, clarity. A doctor says this about smelling
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02:40:10
Oh, what does it say? If you’re stuck in a room that was filled with ammonia gas, you would get lung toxic toxicity. Potentially, you get airway injury. You could potentially die. But breathing this stuff in a few times over a few hours isn’t really gonna lead to any significant complications.
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02:40:25
He had the the FDA warning is mostly a regulatory issue about misbranding and mislabeling. Oh, okay. So we have to worry. There’s no way we could worry because those power lifter guys, they’re they’ve been doing it forever.
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02:40:37
It’s like that Hicks joke about, you know, when you smoke cigarettes, they’re on the side of labor.
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02:40:42
Oh, yeah. Low birth weight.
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02:40:43
Low birth weight. I can live with that.
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02:40:44
Just pick the ones you like. Yeah. Yeah. Ironic that that guy got pancreatic cancer and that’s a side effect of cigarettes. That’s one of I mean, you can’t for sure say that that’s what caused it, but that is one of the things that comes from that. Renewed interest may have come after the appearance on the Joe Rogan experience.
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02:41:04
Oops. Yeah. People blasting themselves.
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02:41:09
That’s hilarious.
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02:41:10
This shit now.
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02:41:10
That’s hilarious.
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02:41:11
What’s going on for Jersey? Who’s on that card? Kyla against the Venezuelan?
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02:41:16
Let’s pull it up. The main event is Sugar Shah O’Malley and, Murab Wabash Willie, the rematch, which would be absolute fucking chaos. Julianna Pena versus Kayla Harrison, who’s the most jacked female that’s not on steroids walking the face of the earth. Kayla Harrison is fucked.
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02:41:34
I mean, she passes all her tests, but good lord, that lady’s jacked. Bruno Silva, Joshua Van. This is ai they haven’t made the full card yet. This this Kelvin Vatsal and the fight with Joe Tyler that was rescheduled. Joe Piper got real sick in Mexico City. So did, Daniel Cormier and so did John Annick.
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02:41:53
They all got really sick in Mexico City.
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02:41:56
Cheetos on that card.
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02:41:57
Oh, let me see that.
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02:41:58
Yeah. I was
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02:41:59
gonna get the better version.
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02:42:00
Okay. Who is, Cheeto fighting? K. That Kelvin fight is a very good fight, by the way. Kelvin and Joe Ai. Joe Piper is a fucking terrifying dude. Mario Bautista, that’s a very good fight. Mario Bautista is rock solid, man. That’s a serious dude. And Arya is a monster too because that’s that’s a fucking very good fight. Marlon’s got the bigger name, but Mario Bautista is a fucking killer.
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02:42:28
Great card, but it’s not fully formed yet. There’s just a few fights. Generally speaking, there’s, usually, it’s around 13 fights. You know, John and I were talking about that the other day. Like, there there’s nothing like calling the UFC fights because you start you know, if it’s on in Vegas time, you’re starting the fights at 3PM, and you’re going all the way through to the pay per view.
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02:42:55
You’re doing, like, six hours plus of commentary, and then you gotta find times to run to pee. Because sometimes it’s like, I have to tell the the truck Sai ai pee, and then you go over because I’m drinking Monster Energy drinks and I’m taking nicotine pouches and I’m fucking fired up and I’m drinking a lot of water too.
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02:43:12
I’m drinking my hydrogen water and I have to fucking pee so bad. There’s nothing worse when you have to when you’re trying to form a sentence and you have to pee. Meh. You can’t think.
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02:43:21
It has been brutal for me. Brutal. Ai when I eat mushrooms, I gotta pee every twenty fucking minutes. Why? And if I’m in a car, I gotta pull over and pee. And I gotta make sure I’m not in the sexual fucking, territory. Like, I don’t pee at
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02:43:38
Oh, ai close to schools.
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02:43:39
Churches, fucking parks. Because then they throw you under the bus for sexual or whatever.
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02:43:44
Yeah. And
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02:43:44
you gotta be careful. But, dog, I’m in a world where there’s some weeks are better than others. I don’t get up at night to speak, but in the daytime, especially if I work out and I start drinking that water and drinking that water, oh, baby. I gotta start peeing. And when I got sick, this was the beauty of it. Every time I had to pee, I’d get anxiety. I would get a panic attack.
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02:44:03
I couldn’t even make it to the bathroom to walk. Really? I was peeing my pants on the way to the fucking bathroom, Joe. You have no idea that the February, when I went to the hospital in March, that was possibly that Saturday that Saturday ai. My blood pressure was two twelve over a hundred, and my oxygen level was at 86.
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02:44:25
And I wouldn’t go to the hospital because I ai want the ambulance coming to get me at four in the morning in front of my daughter. So I waited till eight, and then I drove myself to the hospital. I was fucked up, bro. Wow. That was a fucked up couple months, man.
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02:44:40
I didn’t know what was going on.
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02:44:42
And what did they determine it was?
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02:44:45
It was, a heart congenital heart failure. When you have fluid in your lungs, edema, whatever, I was retained. Bro, I went I walk around. Right now, I’m two seventy eight. I was two sixty five all summer because I was really happy. Every day I would go, look. I could fight in the UFC.
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02:45:03
When I walked into the hospital, I was three nineteen.
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02:45:06
Oh, you got big. I
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02:45:08
got big in a month. Like, a month, and I wasn’t eating in the hospital. Nothing. What were you
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02:45:15
was it, like, Italian food? Like, what are you eating today?
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02:45:18
Ai was just retaining water. Redeemer is when you retain water. Oh. Like, bottled ai? Oh meh god, Joe. And my lungs was getting the water, so I couldn’t breathe. And then when I would not it got to it became it went from me just having to stop. Like, if I would walk from here, I wouldn’t make it to your bathroom. Couldn’t make it to your bathroom.
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02:45:38
I would have to stop in the in between and take, like, a five minute prep. Ai, holding my peeing.
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02:45:45
Oh, Jesus.
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02:45:45
And your fucking stress level’s going up and up because you’re holding your fucking peeing. It got to the point Sai would walk into ShopRite, get what I had to get, but now I gotta stand there ai I gotta fucking pee from the walking. Oh, no. And the bathroom’s a mile away. There’s no walking.
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02:46:01
Uh-huh.
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02:46:01
Just take your dick out and pee. There’s no Oh, my ai. In those days, it wasn’t even getting the container from the car because I started bringing the container in the car. There was no time. You just get out, open the car door, and make believe you’re waving at somebody. And you take your dick out, you’re peeing, or you I make believe, like, I’m getting something from the back of the car. The whole time Ai peeing.
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02:46:20
Oh, wow.
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02:46:22
Yeah, man. So as soon as I went in, they put me on these fucking things for three days, and I lost, like, 20 pounds of fluid. It was fucking amazing. I was peeing one of those full things, one an hour. Really? Couldn’t even make it to the bathroom. I would just get up and fucking pee in it, fill it up.
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02:46:40
And then they did a nuclear blood test, and they had to take out, I don’t know, fucking six tubes of blood in forty five minutes. And that’s when they came back and they go, you got 65%. You’re overloaded on fluid in your body. You’re retaining that much water and your blood cells are off the charts. So we gotta start draining. I started I started draining.
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02:47:03
She would take in I don’t know how many tubes from meh every three hours of blood. Wow. Ai fucking arms just fucking banged up. I was a fucking Wow. Heroin junkie. So when I got out, I started taking it. Listen, when you end up in a hospital, there’s a problem. Okay? There’s a problem. Yeah.
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02:47:20
You could you cut a stitch, that’s not a problem. You had a situation. That’s how I looked at it. There’s a problem here. We gotta get to the bottom of this fucking
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02:47:28
And what is the bottom of it? What’s the cause of it?
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02:47:31
It was it was I was taking Meh six seventy seven. What is that? And it’s a it’s a amino acid peptide, which mimics growth hormone in your bryden. And it had a lot of dumps, ai, it it would do insulin dumps and all this type of shit. And it was raising my sugar. It was doing a ton of shit. I didn’t even know it. But this ain’t the first time it happened.
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02:47:55
It happened when I was doing testosterone when I was 50. I had a, a rush of red blood cells and I had to go to I was in DC and I had the worst fucking migraine headache for days. And they took blood out, and they go, you got too many red blood cells. Wow. So that’s why I can’t do any of that shit.
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02:48:11
Mhmm.
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02:48:11
And it’s like the man said, if you’re gonna do growth, do growth. Don’t get something that’s gonna mimic growth.
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02:48:17
What ways to well can do for you will
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02:48:20
change what
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02:48:20
what ways to well could do for you will change your fucking ai. Yeah. No. We meh you a full blood panel and figure out what’s going on, adjust your nutrition, adjust your I
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02:48:29
love I love
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vitamins and stuff. Bringing to the good
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fucking man. He’s the best. And he loves what he does. He does. And that’s what the key is. Like, he’s jerking off all over that fucking Martian.
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He loves that shit.
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He loves it.
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He loves it. It took forever to build that thing. He was telling me he was having that thing made two years ago, and
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I was like, ai.
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What are you doing? Now that he got it, ai, oh, okay. I get it. It’s pretty cool.
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It’s pretty really fucking It’s really cool. But that was what I had going on, man. When I came out
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And I
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sana see what we could do.
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Yeah. I quit smoking pot, and I was like, come on, man. After about a month, I’m like, come on, Joey. This ain’t what fucking put you in the hospital. You know this. So I started slightly. I would just do one hit in the morning because that’s all I need is the morning. Mhmm.
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The rest of the day is bullshit. I just like to be high in the morning with that coffee. That’s my world. That lets me know what I’m doing that day.
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You think about ai.
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No. It’s about what you do.
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It’s like what Bill Hicks said. Marijuana don’t make you lazy. It just makes you realize that what you’re gonna do ain’t worth doing. Okay? That’s the way I look at it. You know, when
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I had
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to drive into the city, do that podcast, only 18 people listen to it, I’m not fucking going to this. You know, that’s what happens. And that’s what happens with me. I smoke pot in the morning. I’m like, I ain’t doing that today.
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I love you to death, Joey. Let’s wrap this up.
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Ai brother, thank you for having me.
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I’m glad you’re in town.
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Happy Easter. Let’s have some fun. Happy Easter, everybody. Stay black. Bye, everybody ai.
