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Kyle Dunnigan is an actor and stand up comedian. He also is the creator and host of “The Kyle Dunnigan Show”.
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#2300 – Kyle Dunnigan Podcast Episode Summary
In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the discussion primarily revolves around the JFK assassination, with a focus on the extensive knowledge of guest Oliver Stone. Stone is highlighted as a “warehouse of information” on the topic, capable of recalling intricate details about the event, including dates, individuals involved, and the political context surrounding the assassination. His ability to discuss the Warren Commission report and its objectives, as well as the mysterious circumstances surrounding the deaths of witnesses, is emphasized.
The episode also touches on the broader theme of how information is shared and remembered, with a nod to the role of artificial intelligence in processing and recalling data. This is reflected in the conversational style, where the speakers frequently mention AI in a metaphorical sense to describe Stone’s impressive memory and recall abilities.
While the episode is rich in historical detail, it also includes lighter moments and conversational tangents, typical of Joe Rogan’s style, allowing the discussion to “breathe” and explore various related topics. The overall message underscores the importance of understanding historical events deeply and the value of having experts like Oliver Stone who can provide comprehensive insights.
No specific actionable insights or tips are provided, but the episode encourages listeners to delve into historical research and appreciate the complexities of significant events like the JFK assassination. The recurring theme is the interplay between memory, expertise, and the dissemination of information, both historically and in contemporary discussions.
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#2300 – Kyle Dunnigan Podcast Episode Transcript (Unedited)
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Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.
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The Joe Rogan experience.
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Ai my day Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
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You know who wrote that? Pop quiz. Who? Very famous person ai. What is that from? What what show is that from? Seventies. Yeah. Begins with an s.
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Stanford and Sai.
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Yes. Who wrote it? You’re not gonna believe it. Quincy Jones. Really? Yes. And it’s if you hear the whole song, it’s a really good song. I used to love that show.
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Sanford and Sai was
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fucking great.
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It was funny.
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It was funny, ridiculous. Bryden Foxx was the man.
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He was so funny on that. I actually didn’t like that theme song.
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Here we go.
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When I first heard it.
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That was back when sitcoms were sitcoms.
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Oh. That one was, like, way I felt, like, way better. Like, Three’s Company sucks if you watch that now. That was, like, the number one sitcom. Snarend is still good.
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Yeah. You know what’s underrated that I really never gave a chance?
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Wait. I wanna guess
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Big Bang Theory. Oh, fuck. Fuck. I fucked it up. Sorry. I was there
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a reason I would have said Big Bang Theory.
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It’s a good show. I used to shit on it because I saw clips with, you know how you do retakes?
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Where they’re not laughs?
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No laughs. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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But that’s you know what that is? That’s like retakes. When you work on a sitcom, sometimes you have to do pickups.
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And Ai actually don’t know. But
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yes. Oh, you do pickups and Yeah. Nobody knows anymore. Nobody does it anymore.
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Yeah.
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Miss Pat is, like, the only person I know with a sitcom.
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Yeah. I couldn’t name one sitcom.
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Think about all the comics we know. I know one comic with a sitcom, Miss Vatsal, and it’s, on a streaming. It’s on, BET. Yeah.
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And that was everything. Like, when we when I was first starting, like, your whole thing was, like, you have to get a sitcom or you don’t have any money.
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Yeah. Well or you’ll never gonna have a career because you needed there was no way to get people to come see you in the clubs unless you had a special or unless you had a sitcom.
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Yeah. And I remember Zach Galifianakis, like, it was pilot season. Remember that whole thing? Yeah. That was huge. Like, pilot season’s coming up.
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Oh, yeah. Everybody would be in town for pilot season. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody be, like, a special kinda anxious.
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Yeah.
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Because your whole fucking career
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Yeah.
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Was laying on this moment where you walked into this ram, and there was these weirdos, these casting people. There were always really socially bizarre people.
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And, like, tired and meh. They’ve seen some people, and it’s always a tiny room.
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And you they arya the kings, and you are a peasant begging for a bowl of soup.
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Yes. And when you walk in, they know they don’t want you. Like They
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also know you’re broke.
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Yeah. And you have ai desperate energy.
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You want them
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to meh Yeah.
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You want them to like you. Hi. Hi, guys. Want sana you to like me.
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Uphold is what it is. Death. I didn’t get any I never got a sitcom. I I auditioned probably for a thousand. Ai don’t know why someone didn’t say this isn’t you’re not good at this. No one told me.
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You could have been on Big Bang Theory, ironically.
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I could have been.
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You would
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have been a fucking major get for that.
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Ai would have been a huge get for that.
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Shah show would have been a lot better.
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I had, actually, I did get one of them. Now this is a story. Let me tell you this story. Okay. So, I go in and you know you get, like, a callback. Okay? Yeah. First casting director, and then you’re ai, please like meh. Then you’re ai, callback, and, like, oh, they ai me. Second callback. Now I get, like, real nervous. Ai can make a it was a show Happy Family.
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Ever hear that No. Little nugget? That
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What year are we talking about?
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02/2003. Long time ago. That guy, Lara Ket, was on it.
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Oh, yeah.
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I remember him saying he was, you know, eavesdropping on the ai. And he goes, my friend Don told me, that, on my gravestone, it should say, it’s not a great plot, but Laraquette’s in it. He told that funny joke. Boy.
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So He was, the John Laraquette show was on the same lot, as, I was when I was filming news radio. And, Lenny Clark, who’s a good friend of mine forever Yeah.
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I don’t know.
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Lenny was on that show. And, you know, I’d run into Lenny in the parking lot. We’d talk. But we would watch their feed with John Larroquette would, like, yell at people.
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If that’s you, the feed is always they forget there’s a feed.
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Yeah. People were screaming about it, but no one had a cell phone back then. You know, we’re talking the nineties. So this is probably ’94 or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it was a bizarre scene, man. I I’d never adjusted to be in a television. Never did.
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That’s a good gig though. I mean, shit. That was like
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Yeah. But I couldn’t wait to not do it anymore once I did it.
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Really?
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Yeah. And I had the best version of it. I had the best version of it. Hilarious cast, brilliant writers.
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What was that?
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The stress of it, it was just ai, I just wanted to do stand up.
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You know,
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it was just You get
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to because you’re getting a little famous. And then you have eight lines. Yeah. And you said they could do whatever you want, and they’re like shah blah blah. Listen.
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As far as that was also the ai, I knew I was never gonna get another sitcom like ai radio. The other sitcoms that I read for were Yeah. Were fucking garbage.
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After that, did they want you to do some something after
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news radio?
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Yeah. There was a few opportunities. I had a couple of development deals to do stuff. But then when Fear Factor came on, my first thought was, like, yes, no actors.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. I didn’t have to deal with, like, the whole thing. Like, the whole thing of the schmoozing and the, you know, going to these award things and these parties and these press junkets that you had to do. It’s ai, I didn’t like it. Yeah. It just felt I don’t know. Ai did. It was just weird. You know, I never auditioned for anything.
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Like, I auditioned for a couple commercials in New York. It it I auditioned for two shows ever. Hardball.
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Back to my Lyric head story. Don’t
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Go to your Lyric
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head story.
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Sana hear this. I’m just I sana wanna say it out loud ai I I set up a story and then Ai
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So Sai got ai show when I was living in New York.
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It was called Hardball,
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and I came out here to LA.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Yeah. It was a baseball show.
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I I remember Jim Brewer was
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in the pilot with me.
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I I saw that.
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Mike Starr from Goodfellas was in it.
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I don’t know that guy.
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Bruce Greenwood, who was in Star Trek. He’s been in everything. He’s a great actor. He was in it. He was, like, the older pitcher that was, like, my nemesis. Terrible show. Ai, so bad.
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I think I ai, like, a like, so bad. The intro of it or something. I remember Hardball.
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Yeah. It lasted six episodes. And then, the other show that I got was NewsRadio. And it’s the only only other show I auditioned for. It was just so I’m sold everything else I auditioned for was like movies and stuff that I never got. And there was a couple of shows after NewsRadio was over that I auditioned for that I didn’t get. But it was just ai the it it was so bizarre.
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So when I would go to these auditions for other things, it wasn’t that big a deal because I was already already on NewsRadio. So it wasn’t, like, if I didn’t get these things, it was ai, it this will be okay. But it was like, still the anxiety of that. Like, I had money and it was still, like, oh, this is awful. Like, this whole thing is so stressful and so weird.
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And everybody’s so fucked up because you get a bunch of people that desperately want attention. And then you go there to this place where you’re surrounded by people who desperately want attention in in Hollywood. And then you’re you have this one moment in front of these people, and they’re looking at you like this. Okay, Kyle. Mhmm. Ai. So you’re reading for Bobby. Mhmm.
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Correct?
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I love the script. So funny.
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You know, Bobby’s an athlete.
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Did
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they No. I can do all the thing. Whatever you say, I can do it. I’m a good at it.
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Right. Okay. Tim here is gonna read with you, and Tim, like, could barely read. It’s always like some Sai. It’s fucking probably on ketamine.
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Yeah.
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You could barely read. And you have to, like, pretend, like, you’re having this, emotive moment with Tim.
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I’m so glad I don’t have to do that. Ugh.
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It was the worst. But some people love it. Some people look, meh. We’re comics. Some people are actors. They fucking love it. Like, McConaughey, that fucking dude loves, like, pouring himself into a role, get getting psychotic about who the character is.
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That’s I wish I if I could go back, I wish I looked at those as ai, I have someone said this as, like, an opportunity to perform instead of, like, I’m trying to get something. Right. I didn’t I was just desperate. Like, I had no money, and I
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was like,
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I have to get this.
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I will say, though, if you’re on a sitcom that has really good writing, it’s fun as shit. Newsradio was fun.
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You said you just got it. How did you just
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ai I had a development deal within NBC, and they were gonna do I was gonna do my own show, but they had a a sitcom that they were already green lit, and, Ray Romano was on it, and Ray was, like, the maintenance guy. And Ray got fired during the pilot, which is, like, the best thing that ever happened to him.
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He goes on to do the Everybody Loves Raymond, and it’s fucking huge. Bigger than news radio ever was. So, like, he he gets fired, and another guy got hired, and then he got fired. So I didn’t feel bad, cause I’m friends with Ray. I love Ray.
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There’s I bet you that part just was not good. It wasn’t the actor’s fault. Because you audition and then
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I don’t know what it was. It’s ai you never know what they want. Like, when Paul, the guy who created it, Paul Sims, is this brilliant guy who worked on, fucking Larry HBO.
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Did he?
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Larry Sanders. Larry Sanders. Thank you. He worked on Larry Sanders. He was a brilliant, brilliant guy. He did a very clever thing, like, in the, the auditions. Yeah. The first audition I read for, it wasn’t funny. Like, on purpose. They wanted to cut out all the people who are hamming it
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up. Right.
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I was like, oh my god, this writing is nothing. So I’m like, I don’t know what this is. So, like, you know, the NBC asked me to go in and read for it. I Ram meh this stuff, and I was like, I don’t even know what I’m saying. This doesn’t make any sense. So I go in and I do it.
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It’s like real flat. Ai I sai thank you, and also I have a callback. And then they send me the callback sheets, and it’s hilarious. And I was like, oh, woah.
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Good lord to see if you could turn something off.
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Because that was a thing that everybody hated was the hammy hammy sitcom actor. Come on, Bobby. Shah are you doing?
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You’re you’re good at that. That’s ai good. I’ve seen
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a lot of those guys. So they wanted to avoid that and so then, you know, they they had a callback and it was just like me and two other guys. And these two other guys look like they just got back from Vietnam. They were sweating. They’re fucking pale in the face.
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That makes you confident. Right? When you see someone nervous, you’re like, oh, okay.
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Super confident. I looked at these guys, like, oh, they can’t handle pressure.
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And then
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I and I sat back in the couch and put my feet up on the coffee table like a dickhead.
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Yeah. You did?
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Yeah. Well, I was waiting. We were in the waiting room.
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Oh, look at this
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in the room.
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I was
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looking at these guys panicking, and I was ai, oh, it’s just just us?
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Yeah. Yeah. I got this. I ai I had just a, like, sai a sketch show, one of the rare things I got. And the guy I was so out of my mind nervous, and I could hear in the door this guy not doing good, panicking. I just got calm. I was like,
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oh, Ai got it. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so good.
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Then the show got canceled.
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Well, they all get canceled.
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Yeah. Like, 90% of them don’t maybe even more. Right? Don’t do the
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Most of them never make it to a second season, and definitely most of them never make it to syndication. They, you know, they go a few episodes and then they get canned.
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I was on no. Go ahead.
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No. I’m just saying if the production company’s not making money, the network’s not making money, it’s not getting ratings.
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I was in a situation. It was, Cedric the Entertainer Presents. It was a sketch shah, and it was, like, I was
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I remember that.
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Yeah. I I joined mid season. They did.
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What year is this? February?
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Thousand ‘3. And I, big year for me. Man. So I, I get there mid saloni. Like, we need a white guy to, like, pick on. You know, I was the token white guy. And, Louis CK was a writer. It was, like, a great freaking show. And this he got into, like, a fight with the Fox. Here’s where I knew things were downhill. Now I didn’t sell my car.
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I had a really and I’d pull up to, like, the good speak, and it was, like, Lamborghini, you know, go down. And then and Ai it wasn’t just a shitty car from, like, the early eighties. It was, like, a be I hit another, like, four accidents. It was just a chunk. And I just was, like and it’s so broke in a tiny apartment.
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I’m, like, let me just see if I can but it seemed ai this is a hit show. It was doing well. Okay? So that’s, like, first thing, first ai, it was, like, hey, there’s a Fox party tomorrow. And I was, like, oh, cool. Ai I made it in Hollywood.
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So I go to this thing, and I’m, like, where’s Cedric? And they’re, like, oh, he got into a big fight with a pedophile. He told meh he was he was a douchebag. So I’m so I’m ai. I’m like, that doesn’t sound like a good idea to get so I’m like, it’ll be fine.
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So then this is we were about to go on right after American Idol, which was, like, the biggest shah in the world. Oh. So we’re, like, get ready for the rocket shah. And then this guy put Wanda Sykes show, took Cedric off the air for, like, six weeks to put Wanda Sykes not didn’t off there, but, like, yeah, took moved it the spot.
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So Wanda’s show is after, and then Wanda’s got amazing, you know, views. So it it gave them a chance to cancel Cedric even though that Cedric was a hit. It was ai a f you.
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Cedric seems like a nice guy.
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Yeah. He was very cool and nice to me.
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So how what happened is
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He did get on the phone during my audition, though, at one point. I was in the middle of auditioning. He was like yeah. And it was kind of a casual call. It was clearly, like, not a emergency. Mhmm. Ai I just, like, power through. But he was very cool. Good guy.
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But
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There’s a different, like, culture of stardom versus people that want to be on a shah. Like, you you’re not the equal. What do you mean? Like, if you’re auditioning for a show and the the guy who has the show is in the ram, there’s this weird you know, what is that number one in the call sheet?
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There’s a little documentary about, black actors. It’s not not black actors. It’s just actors, period, in general. Like, I experienced that a lot in the news radio days with guys who arya big movie stars and they would, like, big time you in the the weirdest way. Like, you couldn’t just say hi to them. You couldn’t hang out with them. There’s a few guys that just, like, they were just really gross.
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And then there was guys like John Ritter, who’s ai the fucking nicest guy in the world to everybody. Right. Nicest guy in the world. Stories about Ai. Nicest guy in the world. Camera people, joking around with the makeup lady, fun.
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Heart attack. Right?
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Died. Young, man.
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I know.
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Fucking young. Before the vaccine. Young.
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No. He’s not good. He was the first guy.
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He was such a sweetheart on the set. Such a nice guy.
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I had, that that Sedgwick show was also I had, like, an episode where it was, like, my episode, you know, where it was, like, I had, like, three sketches I wrote that was gonna be, you know, it was my big coming out. And I literally came out. Right? Now it’s, like, what’s going on, you guys? And shock and awe started. Remember when I the Iraq war? And it just was gone.
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And I told everybody, like, it’s my big show. And it just that happened, and then the one and it was just was over. And I was back to I never sold my car. I was back to my studio apartment.
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Couldn’t you think that studio executives would be wise enough to go look. We got Louis CK. We have Cedric the Entertainer. We have a fucking show. Let’s figure out a way to promote this correctly.
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And it was funny. It was just and it’s so hard to make a funny sketch show. They try to plop people together. You need, you know, real synergy with the cast and the ai, have to figure out how people are funny. It takes, like that’s where the first yeah. The first set of SNL, cast, they already worked together. And, like, that’s why they were, like, gelled right away. I mean, one of the reasons.
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But all these sketch shows they put together and they’ll sai, don’t pitch a sketch show. They never work. It’s because they, like, pluck people who don’t even do sketch, you know.
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It’s like putting together a boy band.
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Exactly. Yeah.
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You know, like, you have to put together a fake band. You not a bunch of guys who grew up together in Seattle, been playing in the basement. No.
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That works better though.
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Find some yeah. That works better.
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You put them just put a bunch of hot dudes together. Get good hair. Guys.
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Let them milli vanilli it up. Yeah.
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Remember the last days? Milli vanilli.
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They got a bad to do.
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Topics, but
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They got a bad rap.
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Like, now they’d be fine.
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They’d be fine. No one cares if that’s your voice. Milivanilli. You’re hot. I love your dreadlocks.
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Great. Great Great bodies. Great bodies. Dancing around. Great cocks.
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Girl, I
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know it’s true.
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Who yeah. That’s it. I do like their music.
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I love you. No. You don’t.
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I do. I like that song.
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Meh there was the other one? There was a a song. God, It was ai a a big time band, and there was just ai this beautiful woman who was singing, and it turned out it wasn’t really her singing. There was some some big heavy lady who was actually singing.
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Oh, it’s always yeah. It’s always ai a big Millie Benno is a big Pac Man.
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It was it was one of those fucking something factory. What was the band? Music Factory?
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Yes. They didn’t say
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There was a situation like that. Right? Wasn’t there? Where some lady
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know that.
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Jamie will find it. There was some
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ai everything.
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He knows everything. Jamie hates me. No. He doesn’t. He loves you till I heard about you. Earlier today. He was saying nice things. He’s ai.
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Sai know.
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He’s got hit ai a golf ball.
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I saw his he’s so cool. I want that I was watching. He’s got that really cool golf set back there. I
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wanna get one of those. Jamie can golf his ass off. I have a buddy who got hit in the head with a golf ball. He said he was fucked up for six months.
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Oh, really?
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I hit it. Hit in the head with a line drive. Just donk.
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I hit a kid with a golf ball. He was alright, though. Luckily, I I didn’t get a good swing on him.
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Do I see those guys that, like, do those power swings?
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Yeah.
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On on the Internet, like, where they loop their arm around and fucking drive through and, like
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Some man getting hit with one of those balls.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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It’s like getting hit with, like, a fucking ai, a shotgun shooting a rubber bullet at you.
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Yeah. Yeah. They’re really, yeah. If you get a nice skull worm burner, you could could kill a duck if you just
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Really?
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You sai those videos of people’s head just snapping.
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No. But you ever see that one where the pitcher catches the bird in mid flight? Yes. Amazing. Crazy. It’s ai, what are the odds that it would perfectly be there when it’s a hundred mile an hour pitch? Who was that? Was that Ram?
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Yeah. Randy. What’s his last name? Randy Johnson.
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Randy Johnson.
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He was a small. He was ai half way to the thing.
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So here’s something that you’re talking about. Martha Walsh, most famous unknown singer of the ai speak. How a voice behind It’s Raining Men, Gonna Make You Sweat, and Strike It Up went from being a bullied victim to an industry pioneer. So what song was it the C and C Music Factory song? Sana make you sweat C and C Music Factory.
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She’s cute when they give her a shot.
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I don’t know. I didn’t
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know what C and C Music Factory looks like. Were they good looking?
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They probably were. Well, that was the move back then. You get good looking people. They dance around.
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Now ai just get AI to do it.
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Well, this was the first time where they were experimenting really with images in a way where you’re you’re everything’s visual. It’s all video. You know, ai, MTV was so important.
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It was so important. I like the ugliness of of musicians.
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Gonna make
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you speak the same song as everybody dancing.
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Oh, that
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That would Yeah. Sai that’s it. So it’s some other lady in the video was singing it, but that lady was the real voice behind it. But she just didn’t look like they wanted her to look. Uncredited vocals on the court. Which is just so crazy. Like, do you don’t think Ai like Look what’s happening with, like, Lizzo. Do you think you don’t think that would have happened in 1994?
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Of course, it would have if you just tried it. Everybody.
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That reminds me of college. I went to school for acting, which is the dumbest thing you can ever go to school for.
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What did you learn? Nothing. Where’d you
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learn? Honestly, I learned to be a worst actor. I I really didn’t believe that. Yeah. Because it was, like, Shakespeare and stuff. Ai, I’m terrible at that. All my teachers thought I was just terrible. And then this one class
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Literally, like, this work it was called Movement for the Actor. Now imagine, like, your parents my parents sai for college, which is so nice of them. I don’t have any debt. But, like, what a waste of my parents’ money. It was this is an hour class. Movement for the actors.
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They put on music, like, everybody at Dance Notes is one of the things. And then you’re supposed to just creatively, like, do whatever. So these
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are a
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bunch of weirdos.
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Like, $50,000. So I’m in the and I’m in my head, like, what the fuck is this doesn’t make me a bet. So you’re you’re fake. And and then, this teacher was,
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like, we’re doing Shakespeare. He’s like, bring in tights next week for the Shakespeare your performance. And I’m like, I’m
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not buying tights and coming in here with tights. Like, why would I have to do that? Because back then, they they dressed in their normal clothes. You know what I mean? When Shakespeare wrote the thing, they were just in their clothes. It wasn’t ai getting meh in tights to do Right. Ai.
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So I just didn’t get tights. And they come in and he’s like, where’s your tights? He’s like, this is like very effeminate guy who hated me. And, he goes he goes, where are your tights, Kyle? And I was like, I forgot my tights. He’s like, make sure you bring your tights next week.
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And I was like, okay. So next speak, no tights. And I go, oh, I forgot my tights. Like, darn it. I was like, oh, yeah.
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I was like, oh,
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I was like probably your best acting.
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Brought my tights. Yeah. I was really good at acting ai I didn’t like, I wanted to bring my tights. So he goes, get mine. They’re in they’re in the back. You know, there was ai a so I these green tights.
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Oh, that had been Ai had his balls.
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Yeah. I had to, like, put them on, and I was I look like Kermit the frog because my legs are, like, the size of a 12 year old Korean girl. And I came out with my it was disgusting.
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Kermit the frog. Yeah. I look like Kermit. Yeah.
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By the and I did tell him. I said, listen. Because I tried to negotiate before I put his tights on. I’m like, but they didn’t they just wore their clothes, like, back then. And he was like, get the tights. Like, I wanna see you in tights.
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Ai Saloni was always going to acting schools, and he knew they were ridiculous. But Ai don’t I think, like, Brian at one point in time was, like, like, completely enamored with the idea with being in in Hollywood. Like, he had a bunch of, like, famous actor friends, and he’d go to famous actor parties and he’d take acting classes. He’s always working on his craft.
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Ai love that working on my craft. By the way But he was bullshit. He was he was bullshit.
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But he was aware. Yeah. He was fucking around. Like like, when he would say working on my craft, he wasn’t being serious. He was completely joking.
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Yeah. He’s very So
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he had this teacher that was I think it was a Scientology hustle too. It was one of those things where there was a lot of that particularly in the nineties
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Oh, yeah.
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Where the teachers were Scientologists. But insert by the way, there’s not to pick on Scientology. Insert whatever religion. There’s a there was a lot of Scientology that was in Hollywood though. But what they would do is they would get people to join the acting class, and they would try to recruit them into Scientology because the teacher was a Scientologist.
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He would talk about how important it was. You never Should be in Scientology?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How important it was for his craft or meanwhile, they’re never successful. The people that teaching the acting classes, they’re always terrible.
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Yeah.
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They they never go anywhere. Like, maybe they have, like, a small part on one thing, and then they’re gonna tell you how to make it.
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Yeah. You never do that.
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Even up to your own life.
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When I was a teacher, I didn’t think I’d ever be here.
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Not to say that there’s not good acting teachers out there. I’m sure there are. There’s people that just, like, love theater. They love, like, that kind of act. They have no desire to be famous. They love the craft. They love the art of it. That’s that’s true too. Right?
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But anyway, this guy, he was really into show tunes. And, he would do a big show, at, you know, the end of the class or whatever Yeah. In the quarter, whatever it was. He had this big show at this local theater, and Brian’s like, you have to come and watch a guy with the tiniest feet you’ve ever seen in your life.
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He had these little I couldn’t take my eyes off his feet because he had loafers on, and they were, like, that big. And this guy would sing, like, so passionately these show tunes from, like, musicals. Like, there’s no context. You don’t you didn’t see a musical. A med
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like a medley, like a
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review of show tunes. Which I
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love that sounds like a great show. Well, you came there for his shoot for his to see his feet? That was, like, the way you were
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No, Brian. But Brian was, like, fascinated by how small his
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feet were.
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Come see this.
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And then I couldn’t stop because we were high, so I couldn’t stop looking at
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these feet. Small? That?
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No. They were tiny. They were, like, sai
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That seems like a vatsal
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They were little little tiny feet.
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I had to date with this girl once, and she was, like, I have a shoe show. I’m a shoe model. Right? And I’m, like, oh, a shoe show? Okay. A shoe model? Yeah. Foot
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A foot model.
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Like, she would model shoes.
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Okay. Like, open toed shoes?
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I just would like, I didn’t know. But that’s what she would sai. She was going to do this. And she always had, like, dollar bills. She always had cash. You know? And I found out years later that she was a stripper. Shoe show is when you have no clothes on, and I just thought she was a shah.
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Oh, by the way, here’s another
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I thought it was going another direction. I thought guys are paying to jerk off to
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her feet. Maybe. She had great feet. But I another stoop this was even the dumber class and the moving around class was called interpretation for the actor. Oh. So this week, you would read a a play like, Streetcar Named Desire, and then you’d come in and you do your interpretation of it.
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So the weirder you were, the better your grade you got. Okay? Oh, boy. So one guy comes that he did Streetcar arya, he put there was a big mirror, you know, because also a dance ram. And he took a lipstick and he wrote whore within lipstick. This is if you know what straight cut he moves yeah.
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And he pulled his pants down, started fucking the mirror, and then he turned to us, and he goes, fuck you. And he left. And then everyone started clapping, and I was like, I gotta get the fuck out of here. Listen to what I so I’m like because I got, like, a like, a d on my or whatever I did.
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So I’m like, I’m gonna be fucking weird ai next I didn’t read any of the things. I, like, I have trouble reading. I don’t know how to read. I just never learned. So I go, I ai Glass Menagerie is my book. Didn’t read it. Whatever. I just went in there. I got an egg. Okay?
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And I had a I took one of my mother’s Waterford crystal glasses and a string, and I took the string, and I was just ai, nobody sails the seas if they don’t find their way. Ai I clipped the string, and the glass fell and broke. Then I went sai, you could see, and I buried an egg. It makes no fucking sense.
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And then the guy said, what grade do you think you should get? And I said an a, and he gave me an a. That was that was my college work. He’s brilliant. By the way, I’ll I’m working on my craft. By the way, are you really working?
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Like, when you were Meryl Streep was an amazing actress when she was 20, and she’s amazing now. She never no. Are you working four hours a day getting better at acting? No. You’re not there’s
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not You’re not training.
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There’s a little bit you can kinda learn, but this you’re done after a little bit.
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If you’re not Daniel Day Lewis already Fucking love that guy. Yeah. If you’re not that guy already, you’re probably never gonna be able to do that.
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Yeah. They they talk like they’re, like, working their piano skills all day in four days a year. Ram. You know, with the problem, what we did was, is we were ai, we. Not not me at all. But when they were like, oh, let’s make some more money. We’ll have an award show, and then we’ll make money. That’s why there’s the Oscars.
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Is there
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Oh, yeah.
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Thing is but the actors thought we’re doing something really great.
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The Oscars are ai the Olympics for actors.
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Yeah. You know? And it’s I mean, Olympics, at least you’re ai, I don’t know, doing something you can quantify. But, like, a nine year old a nine year old won an Oscar. Like, how like, it did not be, like, a nine year old, like, best surgeon. It’s, like, it it’s a thing you can do or kinda can’t do.
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There’s a little bit of learning, but certainly not movement for the actor
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or It’s not brain surgery. No. It’s not working on your craft.
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It’s not even like It’s
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not painting.
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It’s not even like when you crunch a ball, you throw it into a basket, like, at work. It’s not the skill is ai
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Well, it’s one of the few it’s one of the few careers where it’s a benefit to be out of your fucking mind.
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Yeah. It’s about sana. Like, I love we we love the person, like, Jeff Goldblum. Like, love that guy. Christopher Walken. Nicholson. Amazing. Like, there’s amazing actors.
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People party.
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Yeah. Crazy ai people. You know the story behind it to be. Yeah. Ai miss Jack Nicholson.
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Oh, yeah.
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He was the best. He was the just
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He was the best.
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Did you
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ever see him flirt with, Jennifer Lawrence? Did you ever see that video?
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No. How old was he at the time? A thousand?
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He was 1,000. Wait. Jamie, do you have that? I don’t mean to run this show, but it’s a it’s a it’s a good schooling on, like, he’s so cool. And this girl’s way too young for him, but
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it reminds No politics. Yeah.
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No. If you wanna talk politics, we can.
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Thank you. Crush it. Yeah. You’re being really rude.
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Good to see you. I love to hear how you
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Oh my god. Thank you. I love all your movies. Oh, really?
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Do I
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look like a new girlfriend?
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I thought about it. Ai think that I thought about it. It became flirtatious, but it was mostly just complimentary about her movie. What movie was the
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He stayed cool, and he’s just he makes that, eye contact and then
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It’s like you need crazy people to make
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great movies.
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Actually, probably one of them.
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She flirted with him.
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Yeah.
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You need crazy people to make good movies. You need it. You you need a guy who’s gonna pretend he’s Lincoln for four months. Just wanna figure out what’s
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going on. There will be blood. I just saw this.
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Oh meh god. Phenomenal. What’s that?
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Silver Linings Playbook.
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I drink it down for it.
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What was it? Silver Linings Playbook. I think her and Bradley Cooper wrote it. Ai didn’t see that one.
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I drink your milkshake. Oh my god.
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It was so good. He was sai good. He was such a great psychopath.
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It’s ai the if I read that movie, I think I’d be like, this is boring. There will be blood is just
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Right. I’ll drink your milkshake. What?
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At the end, he’s talking to ai guy who’s religious, who’s like, can I have some of your I’ve I’ve and he’s like, no? There’s no more oil under you. He’s like, I drank it up. I and he just made the analogy of a straw, like, drank up his thing. And then he I ai it. Beats him with a milkshake. Bowling pin. He’s like, I’m finished. One of the best endings to a movie.
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Yeah. It was a fucked up movie.
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I I mean, it was That
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so that’s a different thing, you know, that kinda acting.
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For me to
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take it out of the ground with
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the fireplace.
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Listen. Listen. Listen.
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I paid him $10,000 cash in hand ai. He has his own company now. Prosperous little business, three wells producing, $5,000 a week.
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Why is this dude crying already?
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Stop ai.
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He needs money. He got broke.
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You’re nonsense.
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And he’s coming back to, like, beg him.
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You’re just afterbirth, Eli. No. They slithered out on your mother’s filth. No. They should have put you in a glass jar in a mantelpiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at his mother’s tea day? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli, on a bandist’s sounds? That land has been had.
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Nothing you can do about is gone. Tad.
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If you would just take this lease, Daniel. Drainage.
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Drainage. Ai, you boy. Drain dry. I’m so sorry.
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Cut to the bar where he kills him.
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If you have a milkshake
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Is it in there? Milkshake. No. They cut it out.
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Ai have a straw. There it is. That’s sai straw. You see? Watching.
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A
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mice fall reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake.
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I drink it up. Don’t blow me, Daniel.
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So good. Choices they say in school. It’s the choices you make in your performance.
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Yeah. It’s also you gotta be out of your fucking mind. You gotta be able to become that guy. I know. But And most people can’t do that. Most people can’t lie that good.
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Yeah. He I mean, he becomes those people where Becomes But to live with that guy would be probably a nightmare during that movie.
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Oh, would be a nightmare. Yeah. Imagine that ai your roommate?
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Who ate ai cheese? Ai Cheerios. I ai.
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All day long, he’s a murderous psychopath. And what if he slips into character too much? Ai if he lights your house on fire just to stay in character?
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Vatsal least he does back it up. Jeremy, like, he hasn’t done anything too crazy.
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Well, there’s a lot of people that do that. Like, they be they they they play a brawler and they start fights with people on the streets. You know, like, people get crazy with with film roles. Ai with who they become. Yeah. Who’s that guy? But that’s how you got great moves.
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Who’s that guy?
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Christian Bale? Jared Leto was sending people stuff. I think I said Joker. Jared Leto was doing weird
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shit when he was the Joker.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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I don’t like when they go too far with it.
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Like Ai
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have been rumors too. But
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yeah. The Batman guy remember that whole thing where he was, screaming at the guy for getting in the in the way of his lighting or something? No.
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This guy was moving around. The background was distracting. And he’s ai, aren’t you a fucking professional? Remember that? Yeah. Because he was in, like, some heavy scene. Yeah. But He that does happen, meh, where people don’t pay attention and they’re on their phone and they’re fuck off in the background and ai have some and they’re right in the ai line.
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The thing that I found interesting about that was his accent didn’t because he’s he kept an American accent when he was screaming. So
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Interesting.
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Ai found that, quite interesting. Meh, indeed. Yes.
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That ai another fucking amazing actor. Another amazing actor.
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Was it Psycho movie? American Ai. So good.
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Insane. But the craziest thing he ever did was when he almost ai, making that Machinist movie.
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How? He
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got down to, like, a hundred and twenty pounds.
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Oh, I’m ai.
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I almost I almost got I got a movie. It was, like, the only it was right in between it was Walking Phoenix’s movie. It was so bad. Only movie I, like, I ever got. And it was between the Joker and the neck it was, like, set up to be this big movie. It was Gus Van Zant movie. And I to get the I was a doctor.
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I had to say all these, like, crazy things, technical about the spine and the and I knew if I could just get through this audition and just say this, I’ll get this part. I’ll be in the top 10% ai everyone’s gonna fuck up this and be staring at a piece of paper. Right. So I did the whole script.
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I had, like, when I tap here sai this, I had a whole thing Oh. That made me memorize it. And I went in and, Ai went and I got it. I go to do the thing. No one talks to me.
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The the guy the wardrobe guy goes, what outfits you want? He showed me a couple. I was like, this one? I’m choosing the outfit of this doctor. I was like, okay. And then never saw Gus Van Sana.
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And then I get there and they go, just when they say action, go in there and then do your scene. There was no blocking or anything. And I’m like, okay. And I’ve never done a movie before. And I’m like, this is how Sai something that I ai. So they’re like, I go go.
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So I go in there and I’m like, is he, Quallum, and some people are gonna do this whole thing. And, Gus Van Sana comes up after meh. He goes, have we met before? I auditioned, like, three times for him, and I got the part. And I’m like, yeah. And he goes, you’re talking over Joaquin.
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And I go, don’t don’t talk over Joaquin. I couldn’t hear Joaquin Phoenix at all because he was just, like, ai him doing his lines like that. You know? And I wouldn’t think as the doctor talking to, like, assistants that I would stop talking in the middle of my sentences while he’s talking because he was talking to himself.
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But it was the weirdest thing
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to tell him he was was he playing an insane person?
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He was cripple. He was is that PC? Did we say that? Ram. He couldn’t move his legs. Yeah. He was the guy he was a cartoonist. I’m blanking on the name of the movie, but, he was a cartoonist, and it was just, like, biopic. And, I, was it was a very weird experience. But the movie anyway, my point is is terrible.
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It’s terrible movie. But you thought it was gonna be a banger. Shah this sai your shot.
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Because at this point in my career, like, the shock and ai, like, these these things happen to me over and over again where I’m just, like, kinda laugh at it. And it’s ai, okay. I remember I was I was, yeah. There’s been a a bunch of situations where, like, get ready for the rocket ship, Ai, because things are about to take off. And I’m always like, okay.
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Oi. Yeah. The old rocket ship. Isn’t that funny? Like, everybody wants to it’s just a weird anxiety of not knowing if it’s gonna work out for you. Such a terrible place to be. Like, that’s where the real making it is. The real making it is just not worrying about that anymore.
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The real making it is just ai,
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oh, I
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can make a living. That’s the real end.
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That’s a big hump. Yeah.
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That’s the hump. That’s the hump. Like, whenever I tell, like, young comics that are just starting to, like, headline now and, you know, they’ve got some, like, viral clips. I’m like, dude, listen to me. You have already made it. Like, you’re a professional now. This is the hump. Everything now is just stick to the grind.
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Stick to the Uh-huh. It’s gravy from here on out. Like, you should be so happy. You’re talented and you’re successful. It’s actually happening.
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People are paying to come see you. I’m like, you got this. Like, from here because everyone’s like, man, what if they stop coming? What if
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they Yeah.
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Yeah. Ai, don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t meh into that. You should have fun. Have fun. They want you to have fun.
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Come on. Yeah. They like you.
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Job is to
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have fun. I wish they told someone told me because I really did not get this advice for a long,
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long time. Because some some people that are super successful still don’t do that. There’s guys out there that are super successful that are paying attention to the ticket sales of other super successful guys ai carrying themselves.
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Place to be.
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I’m talking about, like, arena acts that do that.
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Oh, really? Oh, yeah.
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That’s mental illness. Kooky. Yeah. They get kooky with, like, numbers and their position in the ladder, and am I making it? Is it happening?
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What does their name rhyme with?
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I’m not telling you. Jamie knows. I could tell by the I like them too. I I like a lot of people that think ridiculous things. But it’s just it’s a trap that, you know, those the struggle that led you to become successful at something in the first place, that becomes, like, your mentality once you’re in a different stage of it.
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And you have to adjust.
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It’s hard to change. You gotta
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be able to adjust.
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It’s almost like changing your personality to to change that habit. I meh, it’s really difficult.
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Well, everybody adjusts a little bit. Right? Because you first get into it because you want attention. Like, you first get into it because you think, maybe I ai be a comedian. That’d be cool. I’d be on stage. I meh attention. And then after that, you don’t need that. That’s not what you really want anymore. Like, then it becomes, like, I just wanted to get better.
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I just want I’m working on this thing. I just sana it to work. I want it to pop on stage. I wanna figure out the right beats. I wanna figure out the right way to say it. Then it becomes that. And once it becomes that, that’s the happy spot. That’s where you’re happy.
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When you could just create stuff, you just, you know, ai, put together.
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I wish someone told me that because I had a viral some viral YouTube videos, like, way back. And I did I was still on, like, sitcom. I kinda meh a sitcom mentality where if someone was just, like, dude, focus on your YouTube and get your audience to go directly to your audience. Yeah.
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But back then, no one knew. No one had any idea. Like, just think about this podcast was started in 02/2009. And in 02/2009, everybody thought it was a pathetic waste of time. Meh. Like, friends would come over to do my podcast sana be like, what are you doing? Like, why are you doing this? It’s like, it’s such a waste of time. You’re on a fucking webcam. But it’s nobody saw that comment.
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Meh
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Did you?
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I would have never given you that advice back then. Just to
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assure you true. You did it because it was enjoyable. You weren’t, like, thinking, like, this is the way I
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always wanted a radio show, but no one would ever give me a radio shah. You know, so I would when I would do radio shows, like, if I would do sai in on Opie and Anthony, I’d be ai, this is so fun. I’d love to do something like this, but then no one’s gonna give me ai of these fucking things. That’s that’s how I thought about it. Yeah.
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And so doing when I saw Anthony Kumiya started doing this thing live from the compound, he would do it in his basement where he pray play karaoke with a machine gun. He’s out of his mind, he’s drunk. He’s got, like, full beer kegs on tap there. He’s they’re drinking Guinness and he’s fucking doing karaoke while he’s holding a machine gun. It was most ridiculous shit.
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But he had a full professional studio
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where
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he had green screen. He had, like, pro microphones just in his basement for funsies.
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He just
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did it for fun. And I was like, that’s what I wanna do. I’ll do something like that for fun. And then, of course, Tom Green. Like, you go to Tom Tom Green Right. That Internet show in his living room. And I remember looking around and going, you just gotta figure out how to make money with this. Like, this is this is a job.
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Like, this can
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That’s nice you knew you wanted to do that.
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Wow. It just seemed like fun. That’s the whole like, I always loved the opportunity to talk to interesting people or funny people or, you know, I I’m a questioner. I like to ask questions. Like, how do you how did you know that? Ai you do that?
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Then you found the right thing.
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Yeah. I just got I it’s just ai the opportunity to talk to cool people seems like what a great thing that would be, because it’s always fun to talk to cool people. Mhmm. Ai, you like, if I was ever on those shows and I, like, ran into someone who was interesting, I was like, wait. How’d you start this?
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Like, what do you what do you
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Yeah. You having a lot of interests helped.
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Oh, fucking for sure. Yeah. You meh But back then, I would have told you to get a sitcom because there was none no money on YouTube. Everybody still wanted a sitcom back then.
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The only one guy who didn’t, and I was like, he’s lying. Zach Galifianakis was like, I I don’t wanna do a sitcom. And in ai head, I’m like, oh, he’s lying. But he actually had, like, a very, he had his head together.
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Yeah. He’s not lying about nothing. I mean, that guy, he’s the least attention whorey of any Yeah. Famous favor famous person
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Never.
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Famous funny person ever. Not at all. Doesn’t he live like
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sai army? He does. He is like a tractor. Yeah. Very Every young man.
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Interesting guy. Very smart guy.
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Very smart.
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He was, good friends with Bryden. And, he was one of the first people to alert me when Brody was off the meds. Like, there was a time when Brody was off his meds. Do you remember that?
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Mhmm.
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People didn’t know we’re talking about our our late great friend, Brody Stevens, who is ai that He’s
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so funny.
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He was so fun. And that Brodie Stevens is ai one of the best examples of, like, it’s not what’s written on paper.
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Yeah. You wouldn’t yeah. Right? If you got his act on paper, you’re like, this is not gonna work.
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Right. You’d be like, this is nonsense. This doesn’t make any sense at all. Meanwhile, everyone’s lining up in the back of the
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room to see him say these things. Yeah. I think it’s like that Andy Kaufman of our, like, little time
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period there where he was like Andy Kaufman was a brilliant actor and a brilliant comedic actor. He’s great on Taxi. But he Sai don’t think he ever killed on stage like Bryden did. Brodie was, he brought one ai, we were in
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the improv in the timbre different type of comedy. But it was, like, you know, a a different when Hugh and I was on stage, like, people the comedians watched him.
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Yes. It was a different thing. He’s doing his own thing. He’s doing this Brodie Stevens thing. One time meh were at the improv, and it’s really late. Like, I’d gone up. A lot of people had gone up. The crowd was kinda ai. Half the people there. And, they announced that Brodie’s there, and Brodie’s worried that people are gonna get up.
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So Brodie takes his shirt off, and he starts swinging it around in the air over his head and walking to the crowd. Let’s go. Positive energy. And he’s and he gets on stage, and he pulls drumsticks out of his back pocket, starts beating the chairs, and he starts talking shit.
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And and he just changed the energy of the whole ram. Changed the energy of the whole room.
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I don’t think there’s anybody, like like, since him, I can’t think of somebody who’s, like, replaced it. Someone will replace that, but
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They’re gonna do it in their own way.
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You gotta go, ai, you have Brody’s on stage. You have to go walk. Yeah. And the Holtzman’s like that now. Holtzman? Oh, I don’t know him.
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Brian Holtzman? You don’t know Brian Holtzman? No. Oh my god. I stay
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at my house a lot.
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Oh my god. You let him stay at your house? You don’t even know?
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I say I stay
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at my house. You’ve you’ve never seen
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Holtzman at the Comedy Store? No. That’s crazy. You know what? I might have and just didn’t know his name.
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Well, he would always gone late at night. And, unfortunately
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I bet about it.
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You know, there would be, like, 15 people left in the crowd. And Holtzman would go on these wild rants. He’s, like Yeah. One of the funniest guys of all time. He’s so he’s like a complete vatsal comics comic.
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Oh, yeah. I don’t know him well, but
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Holtzman’s at our club now all the time.
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Oh, cool.
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All the time. But now he has a crowd. Now people know about him, so they come to see him. You cannot go there If if anything if you if you can’t tolerate literally everything, don’t go.
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Well, ai meh very dirty?
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It’s not it’s not dirty. It’s just he’s out of his fucking mind. And some of the and Yeah. It’s kind of in character, but you’re not really sure.
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I like that.
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It’s so like, Mitzi Shore wouldn’t let him on stage for two weeks after 09:11. She wouldn’t let him up. He can’t go up. He’s like, Mitzi, I don’t understand. I’m not gonna cross any lines. He was like, couldn’t wait to cross lines. Do you remember when Susan Smith, that lady drowned her kids?
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Yes.
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He goes, the day. The day. He’s on stage. Ladies and gentlemen, I heard those are bad kids. I heard they sat that close to the TV. They didn’t put away their blocks. They always spilled their fucking milk. Those kids are not gonna be missed.
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And you’re ai, what? What does the audience do without that? Yeah.
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Yeah. Hollywood, Comedy Store, Sunset Yeah. Tuesday night or whatever it was, 1AM. Mhmm. They went nuts. Everybody went nuts.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. That but that was Holtzman. Holtzman got these late spots. So he would say the wildest, most insane shit, but also have a really good point half the time. Mhmm. Like, it was comedy wrapped up in a point. And then every now and then, he let you in on it. Like, that it was just just fucking around and go right back to it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. And, you you know, it’s it’s a little dance he’s doing with the crowd, and you gotta know what the dance is. But if you know what the dance is, like, comics love him. Like, whenever he’s on stage, we we sit in the balcony and watch Meh
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at the mothership. It sounds like that other guy who’s older and blanking on his name. Don Barris? Nope. He’s ai, what are you people doing here at this tower?
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Oh, Lewis Black? No. Jesus. Who who are you talking about?
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He’s at the store.
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48:37
Hey. I don’t
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have a Eddie Pepitone.
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Eddie Pepitone.
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Love that guy.
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Oh, yeah. He’s great too. Very similar in a lot of ways, like, just insane energy and and has a point, but is also saying completely wacky.
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Yeah. It’s it’s I love, like, these like, how long He’s a sweetheart of a guy
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too. Pepitone.
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Yeah. He is.
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I think he started late. I I think, yeah, he started late. Ai think so. I would at least Ai wasn’t aware of him until later.
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It’s good we have long career. Like, imagine I was thinking about the sports guys, you know. Like, you’re a baseball player, that’s your ai, and then you’re 30 and you’re like
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It’s over. Yeah. We’ll go You can go to maybe 40. Like, look, Tom Bryden, who’s still playing football, was he, like, 42 when he retired?
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Still, that’s it’s young ish to have.
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Young as fuck if you’re a comic.
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If your your identity is I’m a sports, you know, player, I’m like a sports player. That’s how much I know. I just revealed how what a good big sports guy
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I am.
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Sports player. You know, arya you are you a sports player?
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An athlete makes a ton of money for a very short amount of ai. That’s why they all go broke. Or not all of them, but a large amount of them go bankrupt.
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It’s also just ai you you think about your identity when you’re a kid, and you probably get all that, you know, identity as a as an athletic person, then you become, like, a professional. And must be difficult to just you have to really never hook into that. Like, that’s my day.
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It’s also ai if you’re a really hot woman, I think it’s hard when, you know, you gotta, like, not have that be your identity and just
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Can’t be your whole thing because one day it’s gonna go away. Yeah. But if you’re an athlete, it goes away even quicker than being a hot lady. Like, there’s hot ladies that are in their fifties. They’re still hot. They maintain their their looks.
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Hot ladies in the fifties.
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They they work out. They take care of their skin. But there’s no, like, super athletes that are in their fifties. Like, they don’t exist. What about Not at a professional level.
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Hold on. Let me think.
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Go ahead.
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It’s not
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possible. Athletes. There’s one guy. Sana.
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There’s one guy I can tell you that did it into his fifties. Bernard Hopkins.
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He played golf?
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No. He was a boxer. World champion boxer. In their fifties. Multiple division world champion boxer. He was beating world champions at 50 years old.
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Did Tyson was he full on going full on?
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I don’t know. I’m not Mike Tyson. You don’t know? But I would sai, by the tone of my voice, you could sense a little bit of skepticism. Yeah. Anybody who’s a combat sports athlete looked at that and said, you know, I’m happy Mike Tyson made money. It seemed like he held back a little bit, but maybe there was an agreement. I wasn’t there. That would be I doubt I’m not one for wild speculation. No.
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You’re not. No.
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You don’t get involved in this play
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until he was 69 years old and two hundred and seventy six days.
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51:10
Who was that?
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51:10
Your game? Gordie Howe. Gordie Howe. Great, great Soccer? Hockey? Hockey.
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51:15
He was 69?
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Right. Yeah.
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I mean, he wasn’t he wasn’t in the NHL at that point, but he played a professional hockey game at that age. Yeah. That’s insane.
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51:23
Hey, Joe. Can I have a cigar? I wanna look manly. I I need I need something to, look manly
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because Sai
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freshies out of the I don’t have a humidor. You look very manly.
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I Ai mean, I thank you, but I I sometimes Sai look in the mirror and I’m like, that guy looks real.
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That’s the key. Kelly Slater also pro surfer still rolling.
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I’m gonna look ridiculous.
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51:44
Kelly’s a great example. He’s another example of someone who just takes care of themselves. But, Bernard Hopkins was, was ai Bernard Hopkins world championship fight that he had when he was in his seven his six list on Wikipedia gives Albert Hughes is the oldest pro pro boxer at 70 years old.
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Oh my god. 19 seems like a suicide. I’m gonna look. I don’t What year old? Ai know Archie Moore, who was a famous boxer, before the, Muhammad Ali days.
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Like, Archie Moore was that’s, like, way back in the video of it. I
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don’t know. What? Oh, that’s just sad. Who’s fighting? The guy
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52:24
is fighting does not look like he’s trying to hit him. He wins. No. This is The old guy wins? It’s what the video ai system sai. This looks like someone around a motherfucking dive. Win over. Shah kid needed money. Yeah. This this kid’s not punching back at all. He’s just covering up.
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This looks super sus. If I was that oh, and it just goes down. Yeah. If I was the athletic commission, Ai have a talk with those fellows. And ai, hey, what do we do in here? Is this pro wrestling?
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Ai Tyson.
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Yeah. Thirty six years after his last ai. Yes. Must’ve been Well, I do know that people have been offered fights
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that are fake fights. Like, they’ve been offered sai
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%. One hundred %. I know people have been offered fights where they said you you you will win the fight.
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That’s I don’t like that at all.
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I know there’s celebrity boxing matches and celebrity fights that are like that where they make a deal.
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Would you ever do a legit fight at some point? I’m old as fuck, dude. No. Dude, you’re chickens. Bring chicken.
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No. No. No. No. No. No. You shouldn’t do that kind of stuff as you get older, I don’t think. I don’t think your body’s as resilient. Even if you stay fit and in shape, you don’t want head trauma in your fifties.
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I’ve hit my head so many times in my life. I’m a little worried
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about it. Sai Hopkins broke his own record by winning the IBF light heavyweight title from Tavares Cloud in 02/2013. And again, in 02/2014, we won the WBA super ai from, Baybout Shumanoff at ages 48 and 49. That’s fucking crazy. So he wins two titles, a title at age 48 and a title at age 49. Incredible. Are those rigged? No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
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The way that he would box was super intelligent. Like, he was very defensively ai. You didn’t get clean shots off on Bernard Hopkins. He was Oh. He was very clever, and he understood boxing, like, at a at a very, very, like, deep level.
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His footwork was always on point, never drank, never smoked, always took care of his body, ate only organic food, worked out every day, never got out of shape, just all discipline. And so he was able to maintain his body.
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54:28
Did you ever have that ai, Bryden,
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do that? Like that? What the hell
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ai that?
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What the fuck? It’s not working? Piece of shit. These things die. That is a piece of shit. No way. Oh, ai it goes. Here it goes.
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Have you had that guy I’m gonna look ridiculous doing this.
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54:41
No. You look like a man. I think more of you now.
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Thanks, man. Joe said I look I look like a man. Is that would that be funny
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54:51
if that’s all it takes? I didn’t even like
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You know, I did not. When I arya, you
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54:54
just something. Come on, bitch. I think I have to fill it.
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54:59
Yeah. I only got a corner. Have you had that guy on who’s trying to live forever, the vampire?
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55:03
No. I haven’t.
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55:04
I I’m really fascinated with that guy. I like what he’s doing. He’s trying
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55:07
It’s kind of interesting, but he’s doing a bunch of stuff that I would say most experts believe is not the way to go. One of them is avoiding ai. Like,
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Oh, yeah.
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55:17
Yeah. You’re supposed to get sunlight. Like, sunlight is important for your body. It’s the best way your body produces vitamin d. It’s great for your endorphins. Sunlight is good for you. This idea that you should be shielded from the sun because you’re gonna prevent skin cancer.
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That’s it’s probably Ai talked to a dermatologist about this and they were explaining that if you don’t have resilience from the sun, if you’re not, like, used to going out in the sun, then you go out all in one burst and get sunburned. He’s like, yeah. Sunburn is not good
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for it.
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Here you go, Phil. Number. Yeah. He goes, you’re damaging your skin. What you should do is get accustomed to being in the sun so you don’t get fucking sunburned. And then be out in the sun. Don’t get cooked. Don’t spend the whole day out in the sun and get cooked. But Like an asshole.
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Being out in the sun is actually good for you. It it’s healthy for your body.
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Yes.
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That’s just one thing. The other thing is the vegan thing. I get it if it’s for ethical concern. You’ve got this idea in your mind that animal life is more important than plant ai, and you don’t want to contribute to animal death. Okay. I understand that perspective, but not from a health perspective. Ram a perspective, all the studies that shah that, you know, meat causes this, I mean, it’s all been debunked.
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Yeah.
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And not only that, most of them are these epidemiology studies where they they ask people, like, how often do you eat meat? Is it two times a week, three times a week, four times a week? And the more people that ate meat, the more people you see diseases, the more people you see problems, all these health consequences.
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And so they go, oh, meat meat correlates to these health consequences. What you don’t ask them is, how did you eat the meat? Is it a Jack in the Box burger with a fucking giant Coca Cola? Did you have fries that were cooked in seed oil? Did you eat cake with it?
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What did you do? Do you smoke cigarettes? How often do you drink? Do you drink every night? Okay.
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Like, people that are more health conscious, especially if they haven’t, like, read into it enough where they really understand what’s nutrient dense and what what causes problems with your health and what are the real issues with, you know, high sugar diets, like and and those people, they hear meat is bad, so they say, you know what?
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I’m just gonna eat vegetarian. It seems like it’s healthier. I’m just gonna eat lentils. They’re good for you. They don’t cause cancer. I read about the China diet.
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And so you start believing that. But that’s not really true. And people have eaten meh since the literally the beginning of time, and 95% of the planet eats meat. There’s a bunch of things that likely contribute to all sorts of metabolic diseases that people have. I don’t think regular meat is one of them.
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I don’t think a grass fed steak and a fucking salad is gonna kill you. I think the real issue is buns and fries and soda and chips Mhmm. And cookies. And the people that don’t avoid eating meat if they’re not well read about it, they’re doing it because they don’t give a fuck.
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I’m gonna eat a burger because I wanna eat a burger. You know? So you get a lot of that. So in the people that avoid meat, you get, like, a healthy user bias Because these are people that even if it’s not correct like, I know people that truly believe that you can become a better athlete on a vegan diet.
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I’m like, okay. But there’s no pros who have ever done that. No pros have ever gone vegan and been especially at an explosive sport. There’s only, like, a few people out there. Like, there’s a guy named Martin Boccolle. Do you know who he is?
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Of course. Martin Boccolle from the Cincinnati, Red Dogs.
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No. You’re you’re making it up. Martin Boccolle is, one of the best heavyweight boxers in the world. He’s this fucking enormous guy. I think he’s I don’t remember what part of Africa he’s from. He might be Congolese. He’s a monster. Congolese. And he’s a vegetarian. Vegetarian fucking people up. Mhmm.
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It’s kind of crazy.
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Yeah.
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Like, one of the best heavyweight boxers a lot. Huge ai, and he’s a vegetarian. It’s an aberration, though. In vegetarian, you could still eat eggs. Eggs are probably as good as anything. If you wanna eat, like, one protein and, you know, simple, easy to digest, has everything, eggs are pretty fucking solid.
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Eggs ai every day. I I actually tried to not eat meat for a little ai, a few years ago, and I Sai you need, like, a nutritionist with you to really make sure you cover that.
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Yeah. You gotta meh all your vitamins correctly. And then you gotta make sure you’re you’re not taking too many vitamins and which ones are water soluble, which ones are fat soluble. Yeah. Mhmm.
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I just caught myself in the, camera here. I look ridiculous smoking this cigar.
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Oh, you look like a man. I get to it. Don’t love it. Joe. Like you more this way. Great. Hide those things from people. You shouldn’t be able to look at yourself. It’s bad for you.
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I love it. I love that. Oh. Yeah. Joe just turned the camera off.
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It’s just like reading the comments. Don’t do it. By the way you
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want You know these youngins, these young kids. Ai me go lecture. Is. Yeah. I was so at one point where
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John Meh. You ever gonna get to that? We’ll get to it.
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Let’s not rush that story. Let the podcast breathe for a saloni. Okay. And then we’ll so these young kids now I noticed this, women will do this where they’ll be ai people say, I light up the room. Once a woman told me this.
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Whoever says people say Ai light up the room that actually lights up the ram?
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That’s what it’s telling ai. People say in plenty. But I I’ve noticed, like, the young young people, they they tell you compliments they got. And I’m like, why is this? Because for our area, it’s like, you never say, like, I’m great. People think I’m you never would say that.
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But now, this is my ai. I don’t know if this is true. They they’ve grown up on Facebook where people say, you look so pretty, and then everyone sees the compliment. And now when they go out in the world and they get a compliment, then they’re like, oh, I let people know my comp everyone sees the compliments.
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That’s probably exactly
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ai it is.
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That’s a very good theory. I think that’s good on. About it. You should. Buy that. Make sure you do the audio yourself. I have
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no merch.
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Yeah.
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I’m gonna definitely
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do the audio.
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You don’t want any merch? No merch.
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You should have Caitlyn Jenner merch.
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Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.
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That was when I knew Comedy Central was doomed. You and I were telling Yeah.
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I sent you what they cut.
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Yeah. We we’re having a conversation. You showed it to me in the Comedy Store green Ram. In the green room in the main room. You were telling me the the the struggle you’re going through.
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It is so stressful, that whole thing.
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Well, you had this show that you were doing on your own that was amazing. And it’s one of those things ai South Park. Right? Where South Park really works because they sana do outrageous shit because you know it’s not real. Because they don’t even look remotely human.
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Yeah. Your brain knows.
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You when you were doing the face swaps with, like, cell phone technology, you know, ai, what everybody can use, it was obvious. So something funny about it being clearly not Bill Maher.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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It was clearly Kyle Dunnigan. Yeah. It wasn’t Kim Kardashian. It was Kyle Dunnigan. It what you know, you you would it was the way you were doing it was was super obvious. Then the Comedy Central thing came saloni like this. Like click to get a beer.
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I mean, that looks ridiculous.
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Give me some
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I didn’t mean to have a beer.
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It started from the beginning. Wait. Give me the clip.
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A different episode. No. No. A different one. This one’s terrible. Listen. No one’s buying my book. So, yeah. I thought I would read a lecture to wet your weasel. Alright. We can turn this off.
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Turn it on to torch them. If you wanna put on a good one, put the good one where she, what happened to her vagina? I forget what it was. Yeah. But they were all talking about something happened and she’s she shoved a baby in her pussy.
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Yeah. That sounds like a bit Sai did. Oh, your house burned down. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it was awful, girls. For a minute there, I thought I was gonna suffer the same fate as my nuts sai. Oh, jeez.
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Yeah, baby. I wanna
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apologize to the ram community. Yeah. Did you save all of your clothes? Yeah. Yeah. The first thing I did when I saw the flames was grab my Fendi clutch and my Alexander McQueen stiletto pumps. Yeah. And my yeah. Yeah. Then I ran back into the flames to get my Louis Vuitton alligator duffle, a bag so beautiful it demands attention. Yeah.
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Ai size seventeen Jimmy chews and my dog Checkers, But there was only enough time to save two of those things, girls. Oh, no. That’s ai Sophie’s Choice. What’s that? Why did you choose? This is what I do with my time? Checkers is fucking dead. Matt, Checkers is dead. My old balls Yeah, baby.
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Play with up
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up in heaven.
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Oh, baby. That’s what I’m doing with my time. That’s an old one. That’s an old one. The
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but the fact that that’s obvious made it better. When they did it on Comedy Central, they used higher level technology, and it was kinda weird.
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Mhmm. It’s creepy. It has that, what is vatsal,
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Uncanny Valley.
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Uncanny Valley. Uncanny Valley. Yeah. Your brain needs to know it’s a joke.
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Like, obvious. Like, that’s obvious joke. Joke. Like, no one’s gonna look at that and go, what did Caitlyn Jenner say?
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Now you look
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at that and you go, what is this? What the fuck is like, that’s part of the fun of it is it doesn’t look real.
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Yeah. It’s completely ridiculous. I didn’t mean to have a beard. That was just I was being late. That was, like, ai to make a joke. By the way, I never did it. I did impressions when I was younger. Ai I was, like, in middle school, I would do them. And then I never I started doing like, a a manager was, like, don’t do impressions. And then that face app came along, and I looked nothing like Trump.
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Though the first one I was doing was Ram. Yeah. Because I I did Trump, like, years ago. And I was like, oh, I can do Trump because my face, like, is the opposite of Trump. Stormy.
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Stormy. Stormy. It’s funny.
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I have the worst Trump. Like, I did Ram first, and it’s the worst one. Now everyone does a better Trump. It was fun though. Stormy, very
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It’s sai it was a ridiculous character though. But it’s, like, that’s how I knew Comedy Central was doomed. I’m like, if you guys are fucking this up, ai, this show is giving to get you on a silver platter. Just get out of the way. All you had to do is get out of the way. You were working with Metzger. Right?
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Yeah. Not at that moment.
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Yeah. Eventually. Yeah. Eventually. Yeah. They’re like, all you had to do is get out of the way. Just get out of the way. Put a point a camera at it. Let him tyler him you’re supporting him.
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Yeah. Eventually, there was a shah. Yeah. I was doing, like, full on because that that was, like, I was kinda doing little videos. And then it became, like, I was crafting. You know, we would do you were in one of them, time canceler. Like, we had, like, crafted episodes where
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What do we do in
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that one? You can ai Becky the nurse. Where’s time can just to show Joe. I don’t think you remember those. You you probably don’t remember it, but ai vatsal, ai like a cool episode where, yeah, no one no one ever was like, hey. We can make this. And it and it wasn’t dirty, and it was, like, got a lot of views. And I I never Hollywood never was they were always ai, no. Thank you.
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Yeah. They couldn’t figure out
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weird. And it is weird.
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Well, it’s just it’s this weird marriage of, comedy, creative people, and then business people, executives. That’s the weird marriage. And they they because they’ve had a few hit shows before or, you know, we’re producing South Park. We’re like, but you don’t make it. You can’t make it yourself.
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Well, so you have this idea in your head that you’re a part of the process of and you could chew you’re you’ve got an eye for creativity. Yeah. Oh, that’s right.
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Nurse Becky. You arya really good in that.
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Thank you.
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I don’t do do you come up to that on stage? To nurse Becky. Rogan from the Well, a
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lot of people like to bring it up at the airport. Yeah. Comes up there
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a lot.
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Do you have any, like, I I don’t wanna be seeing you just like people coming up to you. How do you feel about that?
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Most people are nice. It it’s just people being nice. Most people.
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That’s The
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vast majority of people, they just wanna say hi. You they like what you do, and it’s nice.
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You know, because of you, a lot of dudes come to my show, which is great.
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Was it mostly girls before?
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It’s mostly nobody. It was mostly neither people are coming to my shows. But now, it’s great. People are coming to my shows. But it is, like, a sea of dudes. Like, no I did a tour and I was I started to count, like, are any girls coming to my show? And the only ones would come would be, like, my boyfriend likes you. It’s just something like that. Yeah. Like, and, yeah.
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I I I saw thousands of people I didn’t see. There was never, like, three girls came to see Mary or something. It might be like one autistic girl. No ladies.
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Who likes to hear you say,
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yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Yeah.
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01:07:55
Wait till this Netflix episode of Kill Tony
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comes out. The wildest shah. That show is like a fever dream. Wow. It’s like nothing else so fun. Is gonna be on Netflix like that. Yeah. It was so fun.
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We can’t give anything away because it doesn’t come out until Monday, so we don’t wanna give anything away. Oh. But holy shit was it funny.
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I love Tony’s ai I like when comedians do well because it’s so much pressure. Can you imagine the pressure of these Oh. Media? They have no it’s ai could change their and then there’s nothing you know, when you’re young, you don’t even know how to make it in show business, And there’s just, like, one show that you can this was a direct link.
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So it’s, like,
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sai good one for sure. Oh, yeah. These guys that have gone from that show that have real careers now.
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Yep.
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Guys like Cam Patterson, William Montgomery. These guys are going on the road. They’re selling out all over the place.
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Oh, yeah. People love them.
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David Lucas. I mean, it’s kind of incredible. The fan base is rabid.
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Yeah. He’s made a lot of, like, careers.
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They’re selling out arenas this weekend in Nashville.
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I know. They have, like, the comedy, baton right now. The the funny thing is when when someone doesn’t do well and it’s, like, dead silent, just makes me laugh, and Tony will go, holy shit. Tony’s the worst.
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He’s so funny.
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He’s ai, holy shit. He’s so good at roasting. Oh, my God.
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He’s he’s the best at it. There’s no one close. He’s the best roaster ever.
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Yeah. He’s I ai, unbelievable.
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01:09:17
Tom Brady roast, he was a fucking savage. Holy shit. Yeah. That Tom Brady roast was so important to comedy because it was the most watched thing ever in Netflix, and it was the most unwoke thing that’s ever been on television.
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Yeah.
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So it was, like, it broke the dam.
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And Nikki Glaser was really funny. They acted really funny. Ai funny.
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Jeff Ross was great on it. Schultz killed on it. It was great. Schultz. Having something like that was a big moment, you know, like something that’s just just funny. Like, fuck all these stupid rules. We’re talking shit. This is just talking shit. Everybody loves it.
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I think it seems like
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Let it go.
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Is done. It seems like everything
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Well, it’s not done with some people. They’re triple masking right now as they’re listening to this. Ai can’t believe this.
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They’re not listening to this.
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They got a tie dye mask on the outside. They’re kicking the Tesla on their way to the garage.
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I know a comedian who still goes on stage with a mask and has it the whole time and comes in the whole time. I won’t say
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Puts it on when he’s talking Comes in. Into the microphone.
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Comes in. Maybe he takes it off. No. Yeah. He takes it off for the thing.
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People were doing comedy through masks.
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That is shah Very funny.
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That’s one of the dumbest fucking things of all time.
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You know what? Maybe he has, like, an immune disease. I don’t know. Maybe It doesn’t.
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Stay home. It doesn’t matter. It’s not helping you. You’re breathing into this fucking cloth that’s an inch from your face, and bacteria is gonna accumulate there and moisture. And it’s probably gonna be worse for you.
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How do you hate it when you’re, like, you’re doing stand up and, like, you accidentally, like, mouth it? Ai that? I think all
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the people.
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There’s been 15 comedians before you. And comedians are disgusting. Let’s be sana. We’re all disgusting group of people. And and you’re just like, oh, okay. I gotta just wait for this disease. Wait for what yeah.
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If someone’s got a cold, we all have a cold. That’s one thing. You’re sharing the microphone with somebody who has the flu.
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I I know a girl who brings her ram microphone. Swear to god. The stand. Really?
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Yeah. Doesn’t Eliza do that too?
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I don’t know. How’s she doing?
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Haven’t heard She she I think she just released a special.
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You
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ever see her movie that’s, like, weird because it’s, like, some of it’s funny, then all of a sudden it’s serious, and you’re ai, is that No. It goes back and forth from mixed genres, they call it.
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You know what she’s on that I love? Righteous
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gemstones? Ai gemstones.
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Meh.
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You know what else? Edie Patterson, I love her. I’d I was in the groundlings with her. We would do sketches. Edie is, like, the daughter or something, but she’s so funny. She’s just weird and funny.
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It’s a weird show. It’s a funny show, man. Like like, I can’t believe nobody told me to watch it. Maybe they didn’t
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notice meh. Show I have a thing where I’m like, don’t can
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you just
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not tell me another good show?
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Too many show.
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01:11:53
Caught up. The Baldwins, you watching that?
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No. Was that a sitcom?
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01:11:57
It’s a reality show, but Alec Baldwin is a terrible wife.
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Why would she watch?
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She’s an awful because I watch what women watch. That’s what I Does
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she fake the accent? I’ll watch if she fakes the accent.
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Yeah. She fake it’s she’s a Does she? She is can I
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She doesn’t understand the words? Yeah. The what is how do you say English? An English? Cucumber?
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And he goes along with but he do you have that her shushing him at, like, a red carpet?
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I saw it.
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Isn’t it just awful?
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Yeah. I’m talking. You’re not talking. I’m talking.
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You don’t talking when I tyler talking. He Alex Baldwin can get, like, a really sweet, beautiful woman. He’s Alex Baldwin. What happened?
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He would yell. They would run away. He would yell?
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I mean, he would yell. He
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would yell at them. They’d run away. Who knows? Who knows what these two are like? I’m They both look like they’re out of their fucking minds.
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And I’m sure it’s edited, but he comes off way better than meh.
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Maybe he’s doing that on purpose. Maybe that’s a clever move. Let her say crazy shit. Don’t check her. Let her come off looking like a nut. Maybe they planned it. Maybe they have a wonderful relationship, and they said, listen, this is not gonna sell.
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She humiliated him. Maybe you’re right to go viral.
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Listen, you you were gonna shut me up, and I’m not even gonna comment on it. Oh. Plus, I just killed a lady. So
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It does make you forget about when he killed that lady a little
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bit It’s a good way to make you forget.
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The show.
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01:13:15
Yeah. What was that Another good way is you change your gender. Oh, yeah. That’s another good way.
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01:13:20
I mean, I Bryden killed that lady with a car, ai. That was Bruce. Yeah.
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Just Bruce.
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That was, like, right after that. Have you ever seen the footage of the car, the reenactment? Like, she was putting on lipstick or something. She was very distracted.
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Phone. What did
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I say about Alec Baldwin? Hold on. There’s one other
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thing that I said about that. You said she. You shouldn’t say she.
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You should say Ai I say?
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You said she was. Please correct yourself. I That was back when she was Bruce.
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She she was I
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wish she always Bruce? What does it say in the in the Olympics?
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Dead ram. What?
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Can you dead name in the Olympics? Is that allowed? Dead name, it kinda went away,
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Yeah.
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That didn’t work. People like, wait. You can’t you can’t kick people out of the social square for life because they won’t accept this bizarre new thing you’re doing. There it is. Bruce Jenner. Still says Bruce. Wow. Look how jacked he was.
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Oh, yeah. Back then, was he. There’s that nut you can see the nut shah. Yeah.
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No. Did he, have the
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I think Ai have no information. Yes. But I think so.
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You’re
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holding back. Do you work for the government?
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I know a guy.
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I’ll tell Trump to release the files. So terrifically. Terrific guy. Are we getting new files, Jamie? Has anything happened?
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We want What happened with the Oliver
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Stone apparently testified about the JFK assassination.
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What does he know? How does he know?
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He knows everything about it.
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How does he know?
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He’s a a literally a warehouse of information on the JFK assassination before the podcast, during the podcast, after the podcast. He wouldn’t stop talking about he get ai, he could Is it Terrence Howard information or No. It’s Oliver Stone. He’s a brilliant guy. Oliver Stone can give you he he could sit down and break down from just from recall. And how old is Oliver Stone?
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This is
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late seven Seven.
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Ai, complete recall of dates, times, who was involved, who they worked for before this happened, who Kennedy had fired, why they were on the Warren Commission report, what the Warren Commission report’s objectives were, who was influencing it, who saw the the gunshots in the ram, you know, how did they die in mysterious circumstances. He, ai, he vatsal it all off off the top of his head.
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And he’s ai,
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say He tells Congress to reinvestigate the nineteen sixty three assassination starting at the scene of the crime. Ai, I’m telling you, meh, the movie he did is, you know, great movie, Kevin Costner, wonderful movie. But talking to him about it is where you really speak out.
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Like, this guy has been studying the JFK assassination forever.
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And he thinks it was a CIA
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or a hit or something? You know, no one knows. And until you get all these files, no one’s going to know. There was And even once you get all these files, shah is it gonna how you’re still gonna connect dots. And it’s not like there’s a page. Page 24, Mike did it. Oh. Hey. Oh, ai. Right. Yeah. Mike was in the grassy knoll. Ai told him shoot that Irish cock sucker. He’s gonna rob us. No.
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There’s none of that. You’re you’re gonna get certain details that weren’t available before for national security reasons or for whatever. But if they had made some sort of a declaration that Kennedy was a problem that needed to be removed, that would be ai the as close to a smoking gun as you get.
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But they could probably get away with saying things like that in 1963, you know. Especially, like, people that worked at they were doing nutty shit in ’63. Like, really nutty shit. Like, that’s the year the same year as Operation Northwoods. Ai? That’s the same year. Operation Northwoods was this crazy idea that was drummed up.
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It was a false flag idea that was drummed up and literally signed by the joint chiefs of staff. Like, they they gave this a green light and then vetoed by Kennedy. And what they were gonna do is they’re gonna have a bunch of false flag attacks. Like, they were gonna blow up a jetliner, and they were gonna blame it on Cuba, and they were gonna arm Cuban friendlies and bomb Guantanamo Bay.
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They were gonna literally kill American citizens. And the idea was do this false flag, blame it on Cuba, then we have to go to war with Cuba. And Kennedy was ai, what the fuck are you doing? No. And then there’s the other one, which is the Bay Of Pigs. Mhmm.
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So they informed Kennedy about the Bay Of Pigs. Apparently, they have for informed him about it, like, late in the process, and he denied them air support. So the whole plan of invading Cuba, the Bay Bay Of Pigs was dependent upon air support. They didn’t get air support because Kennedy said no to it.
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So all these people died that didn’t have to die. Yeah. All these American soldiers died that didn’t have to die. And my friend Evan Hafer from Black Rifle Coffee, he had a very good point. He said, like, if you wanted to look at someone who had a bone to pick, who was ai a hardened killer, ai, those guys who got stranded at that beach, those would be the ai of guys who would sana kill Kennedy.
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Mhmm.
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Like, there’s probably a lot of people that wanted to kill Kennedy. You know, there’s probably the mob wanted to kill him because they got the mob got him in. You know? The whole thing that happened with Illinois, like him winning Illinois Right. Yeah. Very shaky stuff.
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Right? Very shaky election.
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So the mob got him in, and then his brother starts going after the mob. Yeah. Like, hey, fuckface. Like, what kind of deal is this?
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Mhmm.
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01:18:37
And then you’ve got he’s trying to get rid of the CIA. He wants to get rid of, all these like, he gives that speech about ai, about having these private groups and having secrecy and secret societies. Have you ever seen that speech about secret societies?
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That Kennedy made?
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Yeah. No. It’s really creepy. He’s talking call calling talking about how secret societies are repugnant. And that, you know, he’s essentially calling out the shadow government. He’s calling out all these people that are involved in these organizations literally from, like, Yale, like the skull and bones that they’re all in.
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Mhmm.
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All these creepy frat boys join the skull and bones, then one day they wind up ruling the world. Like, it’s kind of Harry Potter ish. It’s bizarrely, you know, on the nose as far as what it is. But he was calling that stuff out in the sixties as well, and then they kill him.
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And then you don’t hear a peep about any of that stuff anymore.
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And we will get to the John Larroette hat story, just anybody listening. Let’s listen to the candidate.
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Talk about secret societies.
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I wanna say that.
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Yeah. Sacred societies.
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Era secret societies.
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It’s a it’s a very creepy speech when you think about the fact that they killed him, like, less than a year later, I believe.
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What about the back and the left? This is what I heard. I don’t I don’t know any information. But the in in Oliver Stone, he was ai back and to the lift. Mhmm. Back and but someone was saying, no. Your head would go would do that because it, like, from the shot from the back, your head would, like, recoil back. I don’t know anything.
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Well, we can look at that too. Let’s hear it. The speech that killed him about secrecy.
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The very word secrecy is repugnant in a free and open ai. And we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings. We decided long ago that the dangers of excessive and unwarranted concealment of pertinent facts far outweigh the dangers which are cited to justify it.
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Even today, there is little value in opposing the threat of a closed society by imitating its arbitrary restrictions. Even today, there is little value in ensuring the survival of our nation if our traditions do not survive with it. And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand its meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment.
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That I do not intend to permit to the extent that it’s in my control. And no official of my administration, whether his rank is high or low, civilian or military, should interpret my words here tonight as an excuse to sense of the news, to stifle dissent, to cover up our mistakes or to withhold from the press and the public, the facts they deserve to know.
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For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covet means for expanding its sphere of influence, on infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day.
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It is a system which has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations. Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried, not headline. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned. No rumor is printed. No secret is revealed.
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No President should fear public scrutiny of his ram. For from that scrutiny comes understanding. And from that understanding comes support or opposition and both are necessary.
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01:23:00
Why did why did we become so retarded? Like listen to how genius ai he’s saying is and how eloquently he’s describing the problem.
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People don’t talk like that anymore.
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No. We don’t talk like that anymore. And if we did talk like that, people be like, what did he just say?
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Yeah. I didn’t understand sai lot.
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I understood half of those words. I didn’t know ai. This is 1963. We’re dumber now.
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Oh, yeah.
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With more access to information than we were in ’63.
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And people think they’re smarter because their phone, they think that’s them.
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01:23:30
Got a
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GPT is ai
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Oh, I tried Grok too, and it was really cool. I kinda felt like, I don’t know. You could just see liking your AI friend.
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01:23:42
Well, that’s a problem with people. That’s a big problem. Grock is saying some wild shit to folks.
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01:23:45
Oh, I know they have a different kind of stuff.
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Well, if you also if you ask Grock, if you were, like, purely evil and you wanted to destroy ai, would you do how would you do it? And Grok essentially describes everything that’s happening in society.
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01:24:01
Yeah. It’s like Idiocracy. You know that movie?
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Idiocracy? Yeah.
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Idiocracy. Yeah. Yeah. It’s it’s happening. I definitely feel like a
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Idiocracy, like, was very charitable in terms of, like, their version of the future in comparison to what we’re experiencing. Ai. I’m because they didn’t figure in cell phone addiction.
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Yeah. You know what makes me laugh is when you look at, like, a seventies movie about the future and, like, what they got right and wrong. Yeah. First of all, we don’t do the FaceTime as much as I thought we’re gonna just do it all the time. We’re like, no. We don’t want that.
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Another funny thing is, like, the back of TVs. They’re ai, TVs are never gonna rid of the back. They’re gonna have flying cars. But where do you put the stuff? Ai, they’re
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like It’s always gonna be a big box.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. And they’re like, oh, there’s no more racism in the future.
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And you have flying cars. Where’s the flying cars?
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Yeah. No flying cars. No bat
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No racism. There’s no black people. No. Watch the Jetsons. They don’t have a single black person.
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That’s true. Yeah. Yeah.
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That’s that was our show. George Vatsal. I’m
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a papa.
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And then they would be flying around your flying car.
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01:25:01
What year was that supposed to be? Did they sai, ai, it’s ‘2 thousand twin towers?
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01:25:04
Let’s take a guess. What is it? Ai, wait. Sorry. Oh.
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You’re already
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fucked up. My cigar keeps going out. Is that a sign of, manlihood when
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not 02/2006. Epileptic.
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01:25:13
I shouldn’t be, like, going up at all.
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02/2006? What? No. That’s when it came out. That’s when the movie was released.
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No. I mean, like, when
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did the Jetsons Not Idiocracy. The Jetsons. Oh, yeah. What year is The Jetsons supposed to be? Idiocracy was supposed to be 2020 what? 02/1000. Oh, February that’s probably That’s accurate. Again, very charitable.
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Yeah.
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And ai the way We can have a
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01:25:33
pro wrestling president right now, by the way. Right?
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Oh, yeah. The Rock, you know I like that guy.
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01:25:39
Are we allowed to say that? I think they wanted The Rock to run.
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01:25:42
Rock Rock could win. Sai went to the ai with The Rock when I was in LA. Not a brag. I’m just telling you the facts. We went to the same gym.
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Did you
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guys get pumped?
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01:25:51
Yeah. We got, like, this is before he was, like, really famous. But there was this, like, restaurant nearby, and I was there, and he he got a stack of, like, 10 burgers. That’s all he ate. Ai I was like, who
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is this? Dude. Guy.
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01:26:04
He was just wrestling back then.
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He could
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be the president.
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He couldn’t do the lift the weight I was doing. He he went from a machine, and he had to go down. I found a This was kinda humiliating.
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Shah? Found a year for the Jetsons. Okay. Let’s guess.
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01:26:14
Okay.
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01:26:15
I wanna say 1998. Nineteen ’90 ‘9. I’m sana say 1999.
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01:26:20
Way.
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Yeah. For reference to it came out 1962 was the debut.
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01:26:25
02/2000 this year, 02/2025.
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01:26:29
Nineteen ’90 ‘9. What is it? That was apparently a hundred years into the future, so twenty sixty two. Oh, okay.
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Not gonna happen, though. None of
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01:26:38
No. No. They didn’t figure out phones. That’s even Star Trek didn’t figure out cell phones. There was a there was a walkie talkie. Kirk out. He had to, like, shut his little walkie talkie off.
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01:26:47
They did it? Yeah. Kirk didn’t have
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01:26:49
the pass.
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01:26:50
Did you see this fucking warp drive thing?
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01:26:53
That they No. But I love space and all this stuff, so I wanna see this.
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01:26:57
Yeah. Somebody, sent me that. This is very, very strange.
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01:27:01
I took physics in college. Not to brag, but just telling you guys I bet you did, dude. I I you know, I never thought of doing something else, but I love other things. And for some reason, I just was, like, in taking acting classes.
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What did you like about physics?
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01:27:18
I always, love, like, out like, outer space and just science stuff. I just always have, like, an interest in it. And in school, I was very I didn’t score well, but, like, physics, I did well because it was, like, wasn’t a lot of reading. It wasn’t dense reading.
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01:27:38
What is the problem with you and reading? Well, I never had tested, but
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01:27:42
Ai never had tested, but I did take Spanish. And she goes, all your, you write all your b’s and d’s backwards. So I’m assuming I have ai.
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01:27:49
How old were you, though?
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01:27:50
I was in high school, but I always read. So, like, my parents were cool. They’d send me to read speed reading classes. They weren’t back then, in my day, they weren’t like you have a reading disorder. They were ai, you just need you’re dumb. Ai need to read faster. Yeah. You’re you suck. Yeah. There was no test.
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No one had dyslexia. Dyslexia is ai you see things backwards. Is that what it is?
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It’s sort of like you flip things. So I actually put a dyslexia app on my computer, and it sort of, like, makes the font sai I don’t flip the, like, you know
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01:28:19
So you do have dyslexia.
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01:28:21
I Definitely. I never was tested, but this ai, I I I read much faster with it. So I’m assuming I do.
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I took the medicine. It got better, so I assume I had it.
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01:28:30
Yeah. That’s kinda what it it was.
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01:28:32
Jamie, I sent you that warp drive thing. Yeah. I was trying to pull
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it up.
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01:28:36
I don’t like labels, Joe. I don’t wanna label myself with ai disease. I can read.
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01:28:41
DARPA funded researchers accidentally discovered the words world’s first warp bubble. Warp drive pioneer and former NASA warp drive specialist doctor Harold g Sonny White has reported the discovery of an actual real world warp bubble. And according to White, the first of its kind breakthrough by Limitless Space Institute’s team sets up a new starting point for those trying to manufacture a full sized warp capable spacecraft.
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They added our detailed numerical analysis of our custom Casimir cavities. I don’t know what that means. Helped us identify a real and manufacturable nano microstructure that is predicted to generate a negative vacuum energy density that such that it would manifest a real nano scale warp bubble, but not an analog, but the real thing.
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01:29:34
In other words, a warp bubble structure will manifest under these specific conditions. White caution that this does not mean we are building a fully functioning warp ai, a much, as much more science needs to be done. Alright. So if this was 2021 Mhmm. When I Googled to find it to try to see what you’re talking about, I found this arya.
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01:29:51
It just came out three days ago. Oh, three days ago. It’s about an email though, but Warp drive think tank adds Harvard astrophysicist and warp theorists to advance planetary defense. Oh. You’re talking about warp ai and asteroid collection or something or other. So they’re gonna throw a warp drive around an asteroid to keep it from killing us?
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01:30:10
I don’t know. Yeah. Could ai profound effects on planetary defense, advanced propulsion, and warp drive detection. Maybe that’s where asteroids are coming from. Someone ai shot an asteroid, like, you know, like something’s coming at their car. They whacked it out of the window and and it hit your car. Yeah.
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You know what I mean?
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01:30:27
That’s what’s happening at the, asteroid
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01:30:30
belt. Smacked that bird and it went into your window?
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01:30:32
Yeah. Yeah. That’s what that’s what’s happening in outer space, basically.
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01:30:35
If that’s what’s happening. I wonder if, like, they see an asteroid coming, they just throw a warp bubble at it, and it just appears somewhere else. Not my problem.
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01:30:41
That’d be cool.
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01:30:42
It just shows up.
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01:30:43
Jupiter saves us from all our our little Yeah. Strikes. Yeah. We do have, like, a a perfect setup, but then
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01:30:51
Okay. Okay. So this is no coincidence. We are working on something historic. When pushed for a ai and list of goals for the team’s newest project, Mark ai Martier? Martier? Martier? How do you think you say that? M a r t I r e?
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01:31:06
Martier. Martier.
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01:31:08
It said, meh, they exist, but we can’t disclose those details at this time. He sai, seemingly boundless passion practically coming through in print. You’ll understand why once I’m able to show you. It’s rad. Applied Physics go No, sir. Applied Physics is currently hiring. Okay. It won’t tell you what it is.
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01:31:27
But
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great.
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01:31:30
So I
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Say that.
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01:31:31
This is
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what I’ve been thinking a lot of these fucking UAP things are.
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01:31:36
Yes. I wanna know what you think ai it.
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01:31:38
Sai think some of it has gotta be ours. And I think if I had some shit that I didn’t want the general public to know that I had and I wanted to protect it from, like, speak, didn’t want enemies to find out about it. I would say it’s not mine. I’d say it’s coming from outer space. It’s, it’s not of this world.
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01:31:55
Yeah.
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01:31:55
Hey, guys.
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01:31:55
That was a Not of this world. Stand there in the a race to build the world’s first working warp drive. Jesus. Warp theorists sai we’ve entered an exotic propulsion space race
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01:32:04
Awesome.
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01:32:05
To build the world world’s first working warp drive. All this is happening while AI is becoming sentient. Did you hear that? Sai ai the Turing test?
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01:32:14
It Is this recently?
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01:32:16
Yeah. It was an article from yesterday. AI passes Turing test for the first time.
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01:32:20
Yeah. It tyler, like, exponential. People think it’s it’s happening so fast.
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01:32:26
You know what the Turing test is?
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01:32:27
Yeah. To see if it can be passed as a human. Yeah.
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01:32:30
If you if it passes as a human to to everyone.
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01:32:32
I don’t think I could pass the Turing test.
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01:32:34
Terrifying study reels Sai robots have passed Turing test and now are indistinguishable from humans, scientists say.
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01:32:40
Yeah. Bro, we’re so fucked. It it is, I think the good things is it’ll probably cure loneliness a little bit. Like, old people do a little robot friend. That’s good.
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01:32:50
100%. But it’s gonna be real weird. And it could be complete population collapse. Not no bullshit.
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01:32:57
Because of the jobs they replace?
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01:32:59
They the jobs they replace, people having no desire to take care of kids or have kids when you can give a robot girlfriend. Yeah. Robot girlfriend will be cool.
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01:33:07
You know, also, I think
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01:33:08
you You thought about you’re ai, yeah. We’re all gonna die. Robot girlfriend be cool looking nut inside this robot.
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01:33:14
They’re gonna probably, like, sell, like, their vaginas separately. Let’s do the actual cat.
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01:33:18
A robot girlfriend that you have to keep alive with cum. The only way it’s the only way to keep her alive. I got the one. You gotta fill her up every day
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01:33:27
or she just
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01:33:28
gets narcolepsy. Shah falls asleep.
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01:33:30
What about meaning? That’s that’s a problem, I think, to have if we’re obviously better at everything, even already just songs. Like, I write music just for fun, but, like, it’s a talent that doesn’t matter anymore. You know? Like, nothing doesn’t meh. Like, they’re they write very good songs already, AI. And then Have you ever seen arya?
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01:33:50
One of those photos of the entire Milky Way galaxy sana there’s a little dot of the Earth since you are here?
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01:33:56
Yes. It’s very disturbing and
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01:33:58
Now imagine meaning.
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01:34:01
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The blue dot.
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01:34:03
It’s all us. It’s all subjective, ai, meaning is meaning to us, because we think we’re super important. But if we get surpassed by a superior life form that we actually create, meaning. What does meaning mean anymore? It doesn’t mean anything anymore if you don’t have emotions.
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01:34:17
If you’re the superior life form and emotions don’t exist anymore because you don’t have a human reward system that’s built in through thousands and thousands of years of evolution.
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01:34:26
You need that. I mean, a job just to not have a job but an identity Yeah.
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01:34:30
The sun needs meaning. That’s why it went supernova. It needed meaning. Totally. Ai just couldn’t help it. It just, like, sai me. The sun needed to be seen. I felt so unseen as the sun that I had to blow out a solar flare Yeah. Kill everyone’s satellites.
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01:34:47
Yeah.
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01:34:49
Its meaning is our thing, and we decide that meaning is important. But, objectively, for the universe, it’s clearly not.
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01:34:55
Oh, the universe. No.
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And we are a tiny little fucking spot in the universe.
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01:35:00
I know.
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01:35:01
So, like, what does meaning mean? It only means something to us because we need meaning.
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01:35:05
What do you what do you suggest people do, though, if they’re they start to get they don’t have a good job they have to do. The robots do everything. We had universal income. And you just like, I went on vacation for three days, and that was miserable.
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01:35:16
Yeah. You have to find something you enjoy, like, as humans. But, again, this is just humans. With the robot fuck ladies and, you know, free food, there there will be no more babies. The robot fuck ladies will take care
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01:35:29
of them. The robot fuck ladies will
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01:35:31
They’re gonna be a real problem. But the They’re gonna be a real problem. It’s gonna be ai that the just look at how many incels just stay at home now and play video games. Like, the the number of men who never have sex and the number of men who have no girlfriends is, like, higher than it’s ever been.
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01:35:48
Yeah. And then if you, like, fall in love with your robot girlfriend, she’s gonna be really nice to you.
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01:35:53
A robot brothel legal or no? Oh. Ew. That’s gross.
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01:35:58
Ew. Where you could pay
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01:35:59
that’s where
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01:36:00
you pay Where you pay for a fresh, silicone Ew. One. Legal though?
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01:36:07
Ew. Definitely legal. Ew. It’s ai it’s legal to fuck your car, I think.
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01:36:12
It might be. It’s if it’s in the garage.
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01:36:15
Yeah. Not out in public. Yeah.
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01:36:16
You can’t fuck your car.
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01:36:17
You seen a guy who, like, fell in love with his car, that video?
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01:36:20
That’s not real.
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01:36:21
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. It’s a real thing.
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01:36:23
Are you sure?
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01:36:23
Yeah. And
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01:36:24
he let him film it, and he kept it together while the cameras were on him, for real?
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01:36:28
Yeah. It
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01:36:28
Do you ever think maybe they just set that up because it’s stupid?
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01:36:30
Well, he he’s if he’s arya good an actor, it’s Daniel Day Lewis, maybe. But this was very when he tells his dad, And it’s Those people fall in love ai weird shit. It’s just like a fetish thing.
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01:36:40
Ai, this guy This is sai fake.
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01:36:42
Oh, really? He loves it.
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01:36:43
This is TLC.
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01:36:44
I love that. This
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01:36:45
is like those people that eat toilet paper.
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01:36:47
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He loves it.
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01:36:48
Nah. I don’t believe it. Okay then. Unless he’s got ai a real brain injury.
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01:36:53
That’s good.
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01:36:53
He got hit by a line drive when he was six. On this, but I don’t remember what Objectophilia. Oh, boy.
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01:36:58
It’s a disease, Joe. These people have diseases.
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01:37:01
I think that’s a problem having too many names for stuff, like narcolepsy. You know? I agree with you, Pete.
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01:37:06
Narcolepsy, we need a name
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01:37:07
for it. It out. The people that were saying, like, dyslexia, figure it out. Yeah. Stop falling asleep. Stop reading backwards.
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01:37:15
I didn’t feel feel dumb, though. I I wish I Ai, yeah, had that name. So I have a disease.
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01:37:21
Yeah. Everybody wants to ADHD, that’s a weird one. People some people say that’s not a real thing.
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01:37:27
I if I would grew up earlier, I would have been diagnosed as, like, on some kind of spectrum. I used to fly a kite till I I used to fly a kite till I peed my pants because I just, like
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01:37:37
It’s a good move.
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01:37:37
Tongue out, like
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01:37:39
Nice way to meet the ladies.
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01:37:40
Oh, yeah.
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01:37:41
Ai. Pants sana a fucking I can’t read it. Balsa wood structure
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01:37:44
Pee ai pants. Flying in
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01:37:45
the air behind you.
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01:37:47
Yeah. I just loved it. That’s a very Asperger y, I think. It was
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01:37:51
Well, look. If you want things that are extraordinary, you need people that are on the spectrum. Like, that’s a fact. I know. It’s one thing we should thank vaccines for. There’s a lot of fast fascinating people
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01:38:02
Many great people.
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01:38:03
Have come out of that spectrum. A little lead paint here, a little fucking pesticide there.
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01:38:09
Touch it all.
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01:38:10
Next thing you know, we got some inflammation and some really good math.
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01:38:15
We grew up, like we’re near this image, I think, where the this I think the worst food, like, when we were developing with the seventies food was just eighties. Just the big I remember just having, like, that macaroni cheese meh microwaved on this, like, plastic tray. Oh, yeah. It’s just all chemicals.
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01:38:35
Chemicals. That was my lunch. Microplastics.
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01:38:37
Peanut butter and fluff. You ever eat that? Oh. That was, like, lunch. Yeah. I’m gonna have I’m gonna have a marshmallow for lunch.
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01:38:43
Luff for Nutter sandwich.
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Sana Wonder Bread, which is also Sugar.
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01:38:48
We ate garbage.
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01:38:49
I used to go, play I I played golf, like, obsessively for a ai, and I would I would walk 18 holes. I’d have a Snickers and a Sprite. I walk into the 18 hole. I did this day after day, as, like, I was, like, big into routine stuff. That was when I was growing. So I may have been tyler. I just had carrot. You just ate Snickers and Ai. This was, like, a country club.
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01:39:11
Sai sound like we’re we we weren’t, ai, we we didn’t grow up, like, rich. But, like, my dad, like, for, like, three years, we’re at this country club, and the food was free. Like, you had to spend, like, a thousand dollars a month or whatever on food. And no one else was going.
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01:39:22
My dad worked really hard, and I was the only one going. And I instead of getting a lobster every day
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01:39:26
Right.
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01:39:27
We had Snickers. It sai, like, 13 year old, Kyle. Damn. Yeah.
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01:39:32
At least you got peanuts in the Snickers. Get a
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01:39:35
little bit
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01:39:35
of protein.
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01:39:36
Isn’t even a nut. It’s a legume legume, by the way.
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01:39:39
Snickers were good for you. They’re fucking delicious. It’s a great snack to take when you’re hiking.
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01:39:44
I found one in my car. That’s perfect.
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01:39:45
I was looking at you. Took that Lord Sandwich was a very conversant gambler. What’s a conversant gambler? He’s very like, he gambled a lot. Wouldn’t leave the table. Story goes, did not take the time to have a meal during his long hours playing at the cards table. Consequently, he would ask his servants to bring him slices of meat between two ai of bread, a habit known amongst his gambling friends. Wow.
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01:40:06
So he just wanted to eat quick. Hence the sandwich. Wow. No one
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01:40:10
thought of that? Oh. I guess, yeah.
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01:40:13
Just because he’s a gambling. So he’s a degenerate. Gambling.
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01:40:17
I got my I wanna promote my, crypto coin real quick. What is that? That’s my merch.
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01:40:23
Yeah, baby coin.
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01:40:24
That’s yeah. It’s the Yeah. Yeah. Baby coin. Bitcoin. Skyrocketing. Yeah.
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01:40:29
You ever thought about making a coin? It’s zero. No. I meh Anybody can do it now. Anybody can
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01:40:34
do it now. Ai, Joe Rogan coin.
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01:40:36
That’d be good. Good way to rip people off. Yeah. We thought about doing it, but we’re ai, what does it do? What can you buy with it? How does it work?
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01:40:44
It’s total gambling. Kurt Meh could
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01:40:46
said it best. He’s like, it’s in just fucking gamblers. They’re a gambling addict.
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01:40:50
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Attics. It’s a total
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01:40:51
That’s what the crypto coin thing is. It’s a bunch of gambling addicts, and they’re all gambling on these meme coins.
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Yeah.
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01:40:56
And they’re making money. Some of them are making money, and there’s shifty deals and pump and dumps.
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Yeah. It’s really shady.
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01:41:03
But it’s kinda legal. It’s weird. The whole thing’s weird.
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01:41:06
It is a little bit of, like, if you fall for this, well, you shouldn’t have money
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01:41:09
kind of
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thing too. Like, alright. Did you really
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01:41:11
How’s that Trump coin doing? Oh. Not good? Ai you do?
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01:41:16
Bitcoin is Oh, is
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01:41:17
it because of the economy? Meh. Everything else went on. So are you paying attention to all this tariff stuff? You’re not you can’t No.
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01:41:22
No. I am I actually am very interested in in finance. No. Ai watch videos of finance.
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01:41:28
I watch On TikTok.
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01:41:29
Finance videos, like, every night. I’m very into it. Yeah. Really? I’ve actually learned so much because of YouTube because I can watch the things, and I realized I’m actually interested in a lot of things. Yes. I know I know some
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01:41:39
videos there. Ai we’re watching it.
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01:41:41
Oh, shit. $9.
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01:41:42
Oh, it’s actually double ai. While we’re watching it. 50 dropping. Today. These people are gambling. Jesus. They’re buying and selling. So what is it worth now? $9.30.
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01:41:52
And what
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01:41:52
was it worth at its height? $80. 80 dollars. Wow. $75.
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01:41:57
Trump coin.
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01:41:58
Mhmm. Shah do you make off that? I’m very curious. How does that work? Billion, $2,000,000,000 market cap. $2,000,000,000.
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01:42:06
Still? At $9?
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01:42:07
So that’s what it’s worth now. That means all the Trump coins are worth $2,000,000,000?
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01:42:12
Is that
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01:42:12
what it means? Collectively. Collectively. Mhmm.
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01:42:14
So shah was worth ai
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01:42:15
Like look at the big spike in the beginning and then a bunch of people ai, sucker.
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01:42:18
Yeah. That that is a total
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01:42:20
That has to be what happened. Right? Like, how many people sold? What did Trump make off that? So there’s two how many days is it? Scroll your thing over there. Absolutely. How many days do you have? Transduce. You have hours. You have hours before a giant drop off. Look at that. Twelve hours.
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01:42:35
You have twelve hours and then by Sunday, the nineteenth, it drops radically. Yeah. It already dropped.
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01:42:41
But I bet those first twelve hours ai you couldn’t eat, like, most people couldn’t trade it.
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01:42:45
But look at that first twelve hours. That is crypto coins. That’s meme coins. Not not like Bitcoin, not like Ethereum, but, like, that is a meme coin. That that first thing, that explosion, that’s what I expect.
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01:42:56
That’s garbage.
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01:42:57
That’s what I expect. But I also I support it. Why not?
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01:43:02
Yeah. If
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01:43:02
you could do that, ai, look, if you can go fucking play cards, if you could figure out a way to three card money people on the streets of New York, like Yeah. Okay.
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01:43:10
I used to play poker all the time. Sai went through a phase. Ai actually won the Borgata tournament. I won a tournament there. I had $6,000 in my I had lost my luggage on a flight, like, weeks before. I’m like, I’m not gonna lose this cash because I, you know, didn’t have so much money. So I put I put, like, 3,000 or something in my suitcase.
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01:43:27
But, like, I’m gonna put, like, 3,000 in my pants because I’m not gonna lose this money. And then I missed my flight. So now I slept over the airport with, like, giant
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01:43:36
Ai.
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01:43:37
Wads. But you made it. I made it back.
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01:43:41
Sai ai you stop playing? Was it too much or
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01:43:43
too crazy? Time. Yeah. Like, I actually, really studied, and I I, you know, was the winning. Didn’t make a ton of money, but, like, I didn’t lose, you know, a big amount of money. I think I’m, like, probably after playing one million hours, I’m up, like, $4. You know what I mean? It’s, like, total waste of my life.
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Arya was doing it in the early days of his comedy career. He was making money doing that. Yeah. That’s how he’d make a living. He’d play in tournaments.
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01:44:10
Yeah. You can especially in, like, Vegas, like, with people come into, you know, there’s having fun. You can just be very disciplined and just He would
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01:44:17
go to those, card casinos that were out in California, like Bellflower.
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01:44:21
I was Ai know you’re talking about bicycle casino, commerce. Yeah.
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01:44:24
Yeah.
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01:44:24
They’re like, hey, Kyle. Kyle’s back. Oh, yeah.
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01:44:28
Yeah. Do
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01:44:28
there a lot,
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01:44:29
But I just I stopped. I it’s sai waste of time.
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01:44:33
Well, for Ari, that was literally how he made a living when he wasn’t making a living doing comedy yet. Yeah. He was that good. And he’s, like, really dis Ari’s very disciplined.
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01:44:41
You had yeah.
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01:44:42
Organized. Like, he doesn’t do anything stupid.
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01:44:44
Texas, all of them is all, like, just gonna fold, fold, fold, fold, you know, and just, you know, really be really disciplined. People just start fucking around and get drunk and
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01:44:52
you just
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01:44:52
Yeah. You have to understand how many cards there are. If you have this, this different guys, you see the cards that are on the table, you have to do calculations.
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01:44:59
Because the math of it and just Yeah. Once you know that, it’s ai and then it becomes second nature. You’d know kinda right away. And then there’s ESP. There’s yeah.
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01:45:09
Read people’s minds knowing their bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I went up to
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01:45:12
Vegas once, and I was I I was depressed. I never get depressed. I’m ai gonna but Sai had situation that ai like, I’m gonna go just take $5. I just drove to Vegas ai a lunatic by ai. And And I just went Ai yourself?
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01:45:24
Yeah. What time did you leave the house? No idea. I don’t remember. Daytime or ai, though. That’s important because it takes four hours to
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01:45:30
get there.
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01:45:30
It was, like, 5PM ish. It was, like, later.
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01:45:34
Oh. I was
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01:45:35
actually about to do a show, a live show on my YouTube channel, and I I was under so much stress. You know, I was, like, editing and writing, and then it’s just, like, all meh. And and I just was, like, sana, you know, all these characters. I I just was, like, really stressed out, and I didn’t think the show was good. And I’m, like, just didn’t do it, and I just went.
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01:45:52
This is on top of Ai was the pandemic, I was so isolated, and then it was too much alone, you know, ai of thing. And, For
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01:46:00
a lot of people, I think.
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01:46:01
Yeah. I think that ai fucked ram little bit.
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01:46:03
It cracked quite a few people. Yeah. Especially the most vulnerable amongst us. You know, a lot of comedians arya, like, very kind of socially awkward already. You isolate them. Yeah. You’re staring
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01:46:15
at me pretty hard. LA. Yeah. No. No.
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01:46:18
I’m not thinking about you at all.
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01:46:19
I’m just kidding.
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01:46:20
But there’s some of us that just, like, kinda never came back from it, you know?
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01:46:24
I haven’t had a steady girlfriend since. Wow. I think maybe I got weird or something.
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01:46:30
Did you? Ai you feel like
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01:46:31
I don’t I think I’m very normal, but I must be Maybe Ai do
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01:46:34
the show. The calls will start coming in. No. They won’t. Yeah, baby.
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01:46:38
Yeah, baby. Ai got bros watching.
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01:46:40
After the Netflix thing, they ai, but they they wanna be put on ai
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01:46:43
I don’t think I’m recognizable.
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01:46:44
I don’t wanna say what you did.
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01:46:46
I don’t think I that was, by the way let me just say ai. Like, what I had was ridiculous. Yes. And it was, like, I wanted to take it off.
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01:46:54
Don’t say anymore. Because we we don’t wanna give anything away.
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01:46:57
Okay.
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01:46:57
Because it comes out.
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01:46:58
It comes
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01:46:58
out on Monday.
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01:46:59
What time is this when does this come out?
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01:47:00
This comes out tomorrow. Okay. Yeah. So we can’t do that.
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01:47:04
Oh, this is good action. People listen, they’re gonna go, oh, I gotta see that.
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01:47:07
Hang in there.
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01:47:08
Yeah. It that really is gonna be, ai, nothing
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01:47:11
on the channel. Game changer. Yeah. No. It was phenomenal. And the show is sai real. The show is so real. It’s ai seeing people kill, seeing people bomb, seeing people have great moments.
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01:47:23
It was yeah. It was
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01:47:24
It’s the
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01:47:24
best thing for comedy. Because it gives comics ai a it’s there’s a real career path now. If you could bang out a solid minute on Kill Tony, you get into the ecosystem.
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01:47:33
It’s also such a high wire act because you like, in doing a character, if you do SNL, it’s, like, sure very nerve wracking. But this is, like, Sana, but you have no script.
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01:47:42
Right.
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01:47:43
You gotta go, like, I gotta try to make things fun. And when you’re dressed up like a thing Shh. Shh.
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01:47:48
Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
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01:47:48
Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Sh But, it was really cool because right before we went on I’m trying to say I think I can say this.
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01:48:04
You can’t say shit.
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01:48:05
No. No. No. But, like, the
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01:48:06
you’ll get mad.
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01:48:07
But I don’t I think this we could say the the crowd didn’t know.
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01:48:11
No. They didn’t know it was gonna be
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01:48:12
a didn’t know it was gonna be a know it
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01:48:13
was gonna be ai The crowd didn’t know it was gonna be a gonna be a
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01:48:17
And it was so exciting when
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01:48:17
they they found
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01:48:17
out it was the first
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01:48:18
ever show on Netflix, they went nuts. Yeah. The eruption in the room was amazing.
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01:48:22
It was really very
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01:48:23
It’s pretty badass. Sai fun. It’s, and having that show at this club every week That was been it’s incredible. It’s just it’s so good for comedy.
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01:48:33
Yeah. You, it it worked out. Like, you I remember when you were gonna go to Austin, and I’m sana, this this Joe guy doesn’t know what he’s doing. I was telling people that this Joe guy doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing.
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01:48:42
Thank you.
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01:48:43
And I was wrong.
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01:48:44
Thank you for your photo support. I just Yeah. I didn’t think I knew
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01:48:46
what I was doing.
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01:48:47
I was like, I would I’d bet against me. I’d be like, good luck doing that. But it was ai all these things had a it’s almost like the universe wanted it to be made because it couldn’t have been made with just me. It’s just ai, if it was just me and some money that you can’t make that club. You need all these pieces.
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01:49:05
It’s like you have to hit every green ai, and you could never bank on it. You have to have a pandemic. It has to get shut down. You have to live in a ridiculous place like LA where they won’t let the Comedy Store open for a fucking year and a half. So people are unemployed.
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01:49:16
I sai snatch those people up. I just happen to get a big pile of money from Spotify. Yeah. I moved to this new city. A bunch of other guys start moving to this new city. And then all of a sudden, we have, like, fifteen, sixteen top comics living in the city. Like, okay.
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01:49:28
This is why it can work. It ai a bunch of things had Ron White had already be here. He he ai lured me here because before the pandemic, he moved here. And he was telling me how great it was. I fucking love it. I fucking love Austin.
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01:49:42
I love it.
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01:49:42
Ai was like, really? Texas? I don’t know. And I was like, I
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01:49:45
don’t know if I
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01:49:45
could live there. Yeah. But then when the shit hit the fan and we started doing shows in Texas and putting it on Ram, then all these guys are like, fuck that. I’m moving to Texas.
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01:49:54
And the next thing
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01:49:55
you know, Segura is here, Christina Basinski is here, Tim Dillon is here. It’s just like Shane Gillis moved. It’s ai it came Duncan moved here. It just came in this wave. Ai Simpson Bryden Simpson was here early early on, way before the club.
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01:50:09
Mhmm.
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01:50:09
We
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were doing shows at the Vulcan and we were all talking about making a club. But to fucking actually do it is the weirdest thing. Like, when you go there, it’s ai, it’s part of this weird illusion that you’re living in. It’s weird fucking bizarre hallucination you’re having.
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01:50:24
It’s like a leap. It’s like a field of dreams Yeah. Where you built it and then they came.
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01:50:29
Yeah. Yeah. There’s Ai
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01:50:31
is now like a a comedy town.
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01:50:33
It’s a huge comedy town.
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It’s one of the
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It’s a huge live performance town already. Right? Because there’s so much great music here.
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There’s a lot of vomit too.
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Lot of puke. Lot of homeless people?
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Lot of great drugs.
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That’s what I hear.
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I wouldn’t know. And, yeah. It’s sai When
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you move in here? Ai know you hate the cold winter.
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I I I do. And and I think
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This is a more inviting environment for a guy like you anyway.
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I know. I have family back east, but I
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don’t ai.
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I don’t think they love me. I’m finding out I don’t think they love me meh. So What happened? They just they just told me they didn’t love me ai. Yeah. Wow. Which I respect. Which is the first
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Did you say I don’t love you first? No. No.
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I was like, I love you guys, and then they just kinda shake shook their heads. So I No one moves. Me.
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01:51:19
Take a hint. Take a hint. Time to move.
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I know. I I I think it would ai my career would be better out here for sure.
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For sure. You’d be around more like minded people, and you get to understand the journey of Brian Holtz Holtzman.
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I need to, yeah, read up on him.
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01:51:35
You need to watch him.
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01:51:37
Yeah. Yep. There’s a lot of clubs here too.
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That’s the beautiful thing about this place. You can get up anywhere here in town. There’s so many clubs. It’s hopping, like, every night of the week.
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Yeah. Your club, though, is better than and I’m not just saying that because I’m here, Joe. I’m not lying to you. But it’s better than the Vulcan. I don’t know if you know the Vulcan. It’s a great club.
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Thank you.
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Tough call. Tough call. They probably get run off from people Yeah. They have
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a lot
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of great shows there. They have great shows there all the time. A lot of the guys from the club do shows over there. They do it all the time. Yeah. It’s like that and then Brian Redman’s room, the sunset, which is right down the street, that’s only, like, four or five doors down.
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And that place is packed all the time. That place is killer.
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01:52:22
That format on Kill Tony is just, so great.
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It’s perfect. He’s got it dialed in. It’s like a finely oiled machine.
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01:52:30
It’s like you or or anybody who does things for you he’s been doing it for years.
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Yeah.
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And, He knows
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the rhythm of it.
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Like, imagine, like, like, how people come up concept of a shah, and you would never come up with this you would never go, this is gonna work right away. This Kilnake format.
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Well, it needed, like, years and years of development. Yeah. Yeah. This is the thing. Like, they did that show once a week for a decade. I know. A decade. They never missed an episode. They did it during the pandemic with no crowd.
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Oh, really?
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Yes. Yes. They did kill Tony in the main room with no crowd. They live streamed
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it. Oh, right. Bro, the
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01:53:10
whole like, they never let go. They never they have ai a pit bull on a second nuts just clamped and then never let go. And now it’s enormous. Like, that episode where, Adam Wray played Joe Biden and Shane Gillis played, Ram, I think that
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has, like million.
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No. Way more.
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Really?
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I think it’s, like, 60,000,000 people have watched it on YouTube. That’s crazy. How many how many people, Jamin?
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Ai. Oh, ai again. Nailed it. I lied. Wow. I
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01:53:38
thought it was a lot more than that.
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01:53:40
Well, there’s probably other also clips. If you put it together, it’s,
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Maybe that’s what it is. Yeah. Because I was told there was, like, 60,000,000 people watched it.
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People just know that it’s a high Maybe
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it’s all of them. But if you think about all the clips on top of that, I mean, it’s a giant show now.
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Ai think a lot of also there there’s a It’s
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only 25,000,000. Why did I think it was more? Is there maybe he’s adding multiple ones where those guys were on together.
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It there’s some value in having a live show now, which pops more than other because you can tell that show is improvised. Yes. There’s so many moments that are awkward and don’t work. It takes even more
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Live is fun. Interesting to watch. Yeah. It’s dangerous.
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Yeah. It’s also super stressful, but
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Also, you with Kill Tony, you’re literally getting crazy people and giving them a microphone from them.
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I know.
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Some of those people are out of their fucking minds. Half of them are homeless.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Half of them are sleeping in their car. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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A lot of them, like, drove from Seattle. One guy well, let’s sai the story.
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But there’s Save it ai the Lyric Sai story. Just let it simmer.
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What what about that Lyric Cat story? Now’s the time.
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The time?
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Now’s the time.
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Now’s the time.
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Alright. Boy,
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this better be a good story. It doesn’t have to
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be really
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funny if it’s not.
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Keys. I hope I I ai you’re gonna get your wish. I don’t know what the best story is. Ai. So on this, it’s only thing I’ve ever, like, booked where I where I like, sitcom I ever booked where I was, like, I read. I did callbacks. It was, like, four callbacks. Okay? And finally, Sai got a sitcom, and it was, like, a reoccurring role.
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It was and Ai a played this this guy this girl’s boyfriend. And she, like, did not find me. Sai could tell she was, like, because we’d have a make out scene.
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Oh. But she yeah.
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So we go to the table read. You know, the table read was, like, where the network come, and you all sit around, and they just laugh and everyone’s having a great time. So right before our table read, they go, Kyle, we got some new lines for you. Got, like, eight new they they were, like, all new lines.
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And I knew how my reading was. We’ve talked about that. And so I’m panicking a little bit. Ai, Kyle. Just you can do this.
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Just read just read good, Ai. I’m thinking in my head.
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Oh my god.
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So it’s going around the table. It’s like, it’s killing. Gets to meh, my line. I’m like, if if if I go to the store, then we can get it. Oh. And the death then it goes around the table. Me. Sai found and then afterwards, I’m like, oh, I think I’m fired. And it was so meh, like, climbing a mountain to get this job. And then the next day, I didn’t get a call. They no one said you’re fired.
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So I come in the next day, and, I’m about to get to the door and the cast director’s like, whoop. And she goes, you’re we’re not you can you can go home. You we’re they’re gonna go a different direction.
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I say that. You can go home.
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You can go home. I got there. And I and she was but you’re going to Iraq. That’ll be cool. She’s trying to make small talk ai I was going to Iraq, like, the next week. Did you
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stand up?
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Yeah. USO tour. Kind of a hero, I guess. No. No one wanted us to see me. It was, yeah. So my my,
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You can go home is the most fucked up way
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to tell someone they’re fired. Yeah. She’s just They’re gonna go
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a different way.
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Oh, okay. I can go. And then I get to go to Iraq, so that was my prize.
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You should have told them you can’t read.
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I should have said
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I’m dyslexic.
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You know, you’re so nervous, and you wanna be ai, I’m not a problem, and I can do it. Yeah. But, anyway, Shell sucked, didn’t I? Shell sucked. Did it? Yeah. It was no Sanford and Son. Well,
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Ai didn’t even know about it until an hour ago.
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01:57:19
You you got that NeuroGum that you just did?
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No. This is
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Ai stole a pack of, j or someone got me a pack of NeuroGum
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ai stuff.
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Well, Sai, you know, I wanted a little pick me up and,
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so ai?
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I went online. No. I’m good now, but, like, I was ai, and I I wanted to buy this stuff and try it. And I got scanned. It was ai Nutrigum, the same packaging as NeuroGum. And then I was like, this ain’t the
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stuff. These motherfuckers. These motherfuckers. Do you mess around with nootropics? Oh, there’s a lot of good ones out there.
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Nootropics. Yeah. That’s what
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01:57:50
new that’s what neuro I
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know what that word means, but why don’t you tell the audience?
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01:57:53
It’s it’s these things. This is It’s like Neuro Mints. This is the same company. They make mints. Just like caffeine? No. It’s like theanine, caffeine, a bunch it it’s essentially nutrients that help brain function.
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Sai it
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helps with your memory. It helps with your verbal meh, ai, to be able to read you know, sometimes you’re searching for a word, you can’t find it. This stuff helps with that. Help them read. Yeah. Not just this it probably would. Prop it’s I think it’s just it it helps it’s the building blocks for human neurotransmitters sai it’s been explained to me.
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Like, there’s certain nutrients that, like, you know, like ai d, it helps muscle synthesis, it helps sai bunch of things, helps your immune function. There’s a bunch of nutrients that do different things in your body. Right?
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Alright.
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And theanine is a really good one for memory. There’s a bunch of, alpha choline. Was it alpha GPC choline? Is that what it is? Acetylcholine. There’s a a ai a few different nutrients that have been identified as to helping brain function. And so the the way I found out about this stuff, there was Bill Romanowski, the football player. He has a company. Yeah.
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They yeah.
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He’s got really good stuff. It’s called NeuroOne. And, it’s like a scoop. You just mix it in water and blend it up or whatever. And it’s, and I I tried. I was on a radio station in San Francisco and they gave it to me. I was like, this is great. Where can you get this? Like, it really does, like, give you a little pick me up. Mhmm. Just but not, like like ai shots of espresso.
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You’re
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like, Yeah.
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It’s just like a little edge of focus.
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Yeah. I could use a little memory, booster. I don’t sleep well enough. I’m really, gonna try to fix that because,
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What are you gonna do to fix it?
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I’m gonna you’re gonna be really proud of me. You ready to be prepared? I’m gonna be taking I have a jujitsu class on Monday, my first month.
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01:59:40
Really? Vatsal help you sleep.
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I think so. Go to
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sleep a bunch of times in class.
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I may yeah. I actually do not have an an a neck for, like, a a choke hold ai of sport. I I have I’m 30% neck.
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Well, that’s a that is a large arya. But my advice would be just to take it easy, slowly at first. How old are you now?
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02:00:01
26.
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You look great.
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I look like shit for 26.
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You look great. Just go slowly. That’s my advice. Don’t try to go too fast, especially if you have been working out hard. Have you been working out hard?
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Not and then no. Yeah. The answer’s no to that.
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So that means, you know, your joints should not be the most resilient. Don’t don’t try to do it all at once. That’s my thing. With that No.
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I don’t worry
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about that. Way, that’s with everything. If, like, I’m gonna run a marathon tomorrow. Hey, hey, hey. Yeah.
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Have you
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ever run before? No. I don’t run at all. Right.
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Right. Right.
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Okay. Let’s not run a marathon. Let’s let’s run a mile. Let’s do one ai, which is a lot if you haven’t run. A mile is a lot. If you do not run, a mile is a lot. Yeah. But, you can’t just run a marathon. And if you’re gonna do Jiu Jitsu, ai, start slow. Don’t try to do a two and a half hour session. I’m gonna roll with five guys today, like, do do do do do do. Learn an armbar.
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Learn how to tap. Okay. This is a triangle.
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I told them, like, give me the most beginner thing.
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Oh, you they have to do it that way. Yeah. Everyone’s gonna do it that way. Nobody teaches you, like, flying triangles the moment you get into the class. They they teach you beginner stuff like ai. This is the mount. This is side control. This is the guard. Yeah.
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They teach
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you, like, simple basics.
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02:01:11
It’s good for confidence too, I hear. Oh, yeah. You can fight.
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02:01:14
It’ll help a lot. It does. But it also it’s great for stress relief. Because no matter what your day is, it will never be as stressful as some dude mounting you ai to choke you unconscious.
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This is
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now because if you fight that off and then you get you’re done with your class, like, regular stuff is ai, whatever.
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Right. Right.
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Some crazy homeless guy, meh, fuck you. You’re like, fuck you too, guys. Take care. You don’t sana, you know, you don’t even wanna be in any. You don’t have this desire to puff your chest out like a lot of people do. It’s ai, stop.
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Mhmm. Now you’re proud of me for doing this. Now you’re about to be not proud of
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02:01:46
me.
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02:01:47
Ready? Right. Okay? This is not girls’ class.
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02:01:51
It’s all women’s decision.
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02:01:52
I would not open my hair. I don’t wanna get boners when I’m like, I would not want that.
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02:01:56
Woman. You know? You’re not gonna get a boner. No. If I’m You’re a woman, Kyle. Aren’t I Don’t let anybody ever tell you different. Thank you so much. Don’t meh anyone misidentify meh. Anyone deny your humanity.
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Ai a ma’am.
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02:02:10
Now what am I not gonna get up what am I gonna get upset about?
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02:02:12
I’m also taking a pickleball class.
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02:02:14
I like pickleball. You know who plays pickleball every day?
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02:02:16
Wait. Only guess. 20 questions.
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02:02:18
The only
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02:02:18
time I ever let you ask. Every time I jump in.
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02:02:22
I’m gonna say, Duncan Trussell takes pickleball.
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He ai, but that’s what I was thinking of.
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02:02:29
Who do
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you think of?
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02:02:30
Kid Rock. Plays pickleball every day.
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02:02:32
I love any kind of, like, racket ball sport.
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02:02:35
He goes, yeah. Every day I get up at 08:00 in the morning. A fucking trainer comes over and play pickleball. I’m ai, every day? He’s like, every day. I love it. I want that kind
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02:02:42
of money where I just pay I’d come over and play pickleball.
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02:02:44
Yeah. He was a trainer. He’s got a trainer. Probably teach him how I bet he’s a pickleball wizard now. He probably knows how to do the secret moves, slice the ball.
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02:02:53
I thought I’d destroy Kid Rock at pickleball.
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02:02:55
You think
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he’s a clown? Woah.
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02:02:59
Kid Rock
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02:02:59
is a clown. I can’t
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02:03:00
believe you’re calling him out like this on my show. Yeah. I’m just saying.
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Look, I don’t think he’s got a gun.
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He brought Bill Maher to the White House. I have that underwear. He brought Bill Maher to the White House. Yeah. He’s And he had dinner with president.
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Are we in, like, a Mad Libs, episode with I
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hope so. It’s I hope so. I’m scared of this tariff stuff because it’s radical change. I’m scared of radical change.
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Well, let me tell you what I ai, and I don’t know anything.
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02:03:22
Good. We don’t both of us don’t know. This is a perfect time to speculate about the economy.
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This is all his negotiating. It’s gonna come down. It’s not it’s not gonna stay like this. The bad thing will be as if all the other countries go, fuck you, America. We’re not gonna do any we’re not gonna do any It’s always
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a possibility.
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Then then that’s a problem, I think.
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It’s
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always a possibility. Also, you’re not nearly as charming if people can’t speak your language. Like, Trump is used to being able to charm people.
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Yeah.
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He’s very charming. But if you can’t speak his language
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Might look yeah. Might be rude.
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02:03:47
You’re like, fuck this orange asshole.
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It’s like You
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know what
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I mean?
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02:03:49
Like, you know,
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I don’t even know this guy.
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02:03:50
What is
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he saying? And someone has to tell you what he sai. Like, it’s not cute when Yeah. Boris Yovanovitch has to translate It
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doesn’t
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in your ear. It doesn’t matter. Mister Putin, he sai, these tariffs, this is this bullshit. It’s part of the game.
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02:04:04
Terrific thing.
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02:04:05
It’s part of the card game. We are playing altogether globally.
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02:04:09
He it’s ai, you know, the woman’s from ai like, Poland. She’s like, oh, yeah. Come here and tell a joke. And you’re like, no. You’re not gonna find this one. Sai can’t tell you a joke. Tell a joke.
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Let me tell you first about the history of my country and suffering.
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We are. Yeah. Let
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me tell you how many people That’s a
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tough one.
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02:04:25
And starve to death. And then you tell me your cute little fucking joke.
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02:04:30
In my village. Yeah. I’ve had that that happened to me recently. I was like, I’m not telling you. It’s just not gonna go well.
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02:04:35
Yeah. That’s a tough one. When people ask me if they don’t know who I am genuinely, I the the easiest one to say is Ai do commentary for the UFC.
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Oh, that’s good. That’s more.
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02:04:46
That’s because if I say podcast
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Well, people know you now. I mean,
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I Some people don’t know me. It’s nice. Every now and then, I get a person ram doesn’t know who I am.
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02:04:53
Like, some old fella.
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02:04:54
Oh, an
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02:04:54
old fella. What do you do? Yeah.
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02:04:56
What do you do, Sean? I do, commentary for the Ai Fighting Championship. And then they look at you ai, like, what? That’s that’s
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02:05:01
still though could be a conversation. Here’s what I do. Ai, like, a plane, I go I work with computers. They’re ai, oh. Oh. That’s always a shuts it down. Ai too. Yeah. But if I wanna have
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a conversation with someone, if I don’t mind having a conversation with them, I just don’t wanna explain the whole thing.
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I forget you do UFC commentary. That’s another great job.
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02:05:19
That’s a job. That’s the only great jobs. Ai have all the great jobs. But that’s the only job I have. That’s that’s an vatsal job where someone pays me. Ai, I show up. I work for somebody. I’m I’m an employee.
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02:05:31
Yeah. And
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Ai I have to I sign up.
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02:05:33
Is there something you wanna do that you haven’t done? Are you are you looking
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02:05:36
No. Ai not looking to do anything.
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02:05:37
Do you have a goal?
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02:05:38
No. Zero goals.
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Zero goal. What about retiring and traveling?
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Retirement ai. No. Pyramids? You ever see those? I wanna see the pyramid.
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I do too, but I think what’s gonna happen is you go, oh, there they are. And now you’re ai
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I don’t think so.
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20 I’ve
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been obsessed with the pyramids since I was like a little boy.
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Can you go in them now at
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all? Yes.
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You can.
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You can? Yeah.
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You can
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go in them. Okay.
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And if I went, I’d hopefully be able to get someone to guide meh, like a really good person.
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I could try
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to do. Could you do
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it as Caitlyn Jenner, though?
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Yeah, baby. This is where the guy died.
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Yeah. Did we film that?
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Yeah. He was buried with his dog. Yeah. Have you seen this whole controversy that
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they think that there’s, like, these enormous structures?
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This is
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I don’t know. But there’s a guy named Jimmy Corsetti. He has this great YouTube show called Bright Insight. He’s been on my show many times. Very smart guy and very reasonable guy and also is a huge believer that there’s a missing chapter in ancient history. He doesn’t believe in it.
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He he thinks it it ignores something that everyone knows. There’s this enormous water table that’s underneath the pyramids. So the pyramids, there’s water underneath the pyramids. And mister Beast apparently, on his, YouTube thing that he did with the pyramids, went into the water. So they’re all in the water, splashing around the water.
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So this water table yeah. So underneath the pyramids, there’s water that flows.
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That’s pretty darn stable to me. Yeah. They should stop engineering mind.
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To talk to you before they built that five thousand years ago.
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Was it five, ten?
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It’s probably more. It’s probably a lot more. If I had to guess, I I think they’re wrong. I think the hieroglyphs that are on the wall that depict pharaohs leading back to 30,000 is probably accurate.
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I really wanna know how they built those. I really I think that’s sai those you see some of those stones are so I don’t believe aliens or I don’t believe that that happened. I think people built that. But how did they get some of those stones up there?
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Well, I was watching this guy. Here’s the answer.
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I’ll tell
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you who this guy is because, shout out to him because he had a very interesting ai watch a lot of these, like, silly YouTube videos that are all in, like, ancient history and ancient civilizations and stuff like that. But this one was really ai interesting.
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Fat people falling down.
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And this guy is, Ai send it to you, Jeremy. His name is Michael Button, and he had a very good point. And his point is that there’s this linear path between, like, cave person and what we are today. But he’s saying but but human beings in the form that we exist in today have essentially been around for at least three hundred and fifteen thousand years.
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And there’s all these large rise ai like speak and dips in the historical ai of the temperature of the Earth. And in these peaks of temperature, you have all this growth and change and then you have ice ages and you have drop offs and then there’s cataclysms and natural disasters and he brings up the volcano eruption, the Toba volcano eruption.
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But what he’s essentially saying is human beings in this form, this with the minds that we have have existed for three hundred thousand years.
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Okay.
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Capacity. But meh, only over the last few thousand years have we seen all this progress. And he thinks what he he’s proposing is if there was a super advanced civilization a hundred thousand years ago, there would be almost nothing left. So we’re supposing that what we find is all that’s ever been.
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What he’s saying is, if you imagine two hundred thousand years of development, of technology, of tools, of agriculture, all the different things that could have happened in those two hundred thousand years, that you could have had an insanely advanced society two hundred thousand years ago, and then it gets completely wiped out.
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And then a hundred and fifteen to a hundred and fifty, depending on who you ask, thousand years later, you start seeing what we’ve seen in the last few hundred years.
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Okay. I I’m gonna push back on on that.
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Let’s do.
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Wouldn’t we have wouldn’t they have some metal? They’re they’re No.
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They’re all they would have. Steel? But he would this is what he’s talking about. Well, you have enormous spans of time. All you have left is stone. You have rocks. This is really still go? Just disintegrates. It all goes away. It all just gets absorbed by the earth.
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Like, when you you you know, there’s very little metal that is gonna like, any forge like, if you have a knife and you leave that knife under the ground, that just the earth will erode it, you know, a few thousand years, it’s gone. Just Oh.
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So you probably had combustion engines.
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Here so here look at steel takes probably fifty to five hundred years to decompose. Depending on the type of environmental conditions with stainless steel potentially taking over a thousand years. So just imagine something that’s a hundred thousand years old. You got nothing.
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There’s nothing left. And he so he makes this very interesting argument in this video that I never considered before. It’s just the ai of human beings being human beings. And he’s ai, what what was it? Why was there this great leap in technology?
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And it is completely possible that there there was great leaps hundreds of thousands of years ago. But then the question is, like, what happened to us? How did we get so far ahead of all these other creatures? How did we get so far ahead of all these
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other creatures? How did we get so far ahead of all these other creatures?
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I know you talked about, like, we’re like this this much smarter than than a monkey. I mean
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Oh, we have most genes. Most most of our genes are chimpanzee genes. Most of them.
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What are the things under the pyramids or pillars?
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What what does that do? I don’t know if what they’re seeing. See, it sai some some sort of satellite ground penetrating is it a radar, a type of radar, Jamie?
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What do
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they call them? Ai. Jamie? So they they have these images. These the problem is also these guys are Italian. So they’re saying it in in Italian. And so I don’t know exactly what they’re saying. I’m just reading the translation. I wanna hear their voice. I wanna hear if they sound wacky. Yeah.
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Everybody is talking in Italian sounds beautiful. But you could say nonsense shit with an Italian accent. It sounds incredible.
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Yeah.
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Because I don’t speak Italian. Oh, yeah. You know? Beautiful language. Beautiful language. So these images that show these feet look. If it’s real and that stuff is under the water table, that’s actually even fucking crazy. Why? Explain the collected acoustics from deep in the ground, including seismic waves, noise from human activity, and photon interactions to map newly found shafts and chambers that extend more than 2,000 feet below the surface.
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Biondi said these waves were collected by radar, specifically ai analyzing Doppler, centroid, abnormal abnormalities, shifts, or distortions in frequency patterns used to detect underground structures or changes. However, professor Lawrence Conyers, a radar expert at University of Denver who specializes in archaeology and was not involved in the study still raised doubts.
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He said photon interactions, this is science fiction, and frequency shifts of what? Sai we now have three different energy sources moving around radar, electromagnetic sound, seismic, and light photons. This is all gobbledygook. Sai also like he didn’t get invited to the party. Ai heard that guy’s a furry. Okay. I made that up. I’m sorry, sir.
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But show me the images of what they they believe that they’ve found. Because this is it’s if it is a real thing, if you really do have these I mean, the three d images, like, they really stepped out of line in drawing it sai I mean, so clearly.
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Yeah.
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Like, that’s not what you see. You’re you’re honey dicking me.
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But Ai gotta dig.
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But if it is under the water table, that’s even crazier. So if they’re using the water if the pyramid there’s a guy named Christopher Dunn that believes that the pyramid is ai
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meh. Ai a Tesla coil ai of thing. Yeah. And then the needles
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So if they’re using the water for energy and they actually have these columns that extend into the water, that’s even crazier.
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That’s an even more advanced civilization than just building these columns. Well, we gotta
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dig we gotta dig
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ai start digging there? Meh and go over it.
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Me and you?
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You get down there.
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How many shovels do you think we need? Should we be sana? Four?
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Yeah. Definitely. Four for sure.
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Jamie’s back goes out if he digs all day, though. Jamie’s What he told me?
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That that golf swing’s gonna hurt his back. I’m gonna worry about that.
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It’s a serious golf swing. You’re a little jealous. Right? You’re a little jealous.
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It was
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like I heard a nice pop.
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You’re a
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little jealous.
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I I
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heard a little jealous. I I heard a little jealous.
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A little jealous. Definitely jealous of his equipment.
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You heard that whack, and you’re like, oh, that’s going far.
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What’s your handicap, Jamie? I think people wanna know. Oof. Oof.
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Yeah. I mean, what was yours when you were playing all the time? Oh, that’s a he diverted
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you. I won the
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Turn the question around. Ai knew I don’t wanna be judged.
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I was Oh my god. It’s really
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First of
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all, this is not I know it seems like I bragged a lot on this show, but this is a fact. I was the, Ashbrook Valley Country Club Junior Golf champion. Oof. So
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you’re probably three or four when you were there, maybe better even?
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No. There was not a I think ai, like, five kids
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in the country. But,
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what’s your 85?
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Now, I oh, shoot. Like, a 95. I I was probably, like, 80 when I was a kid.
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So that’s, ai, eight ish.
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70 85.
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Maybe 10. 10 handicap? Is that good, Jamie? Yeah. That was really good. What’s yours? Ai I would Probably, it’s 20. 20. Jamie’s got a line drive that’ll fuck you up, though.
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No. I know. I I heard a thwack in that room.
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What’s the furthest you’ve ever driven the ball, Jamie? I said that wind conditions come into play there, Joe. Right. No. No. No. No. I go for ball I’m going for ball speed right now, I think, and I’ve gotten over one sixty before. Damn. But that’s only, like, one part of the equation.
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It is a real
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Is that world class? Oh, yeah. It’s pretty high. That’s fast as fuck. A 60 miles an hour? That’s crazy.
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Yeah. There’s stats with golf.
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Like, most people who play golf don’t break a hundred. So, like, you’re already in the top five 10% or something if you’re ai
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a hundred.
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But that’s what you’re obsessed with. Right? Sure. I was just trying to beat my friends, really. Yeah. I just got You
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play for money? Golf? No.
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I yeah. For sure. I mean, if I go with most people here, they’re only playing for money. So Oh, so fun. Yeah. Because I can’t Ai can’t get addicted to it.
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You you never you you just didn’t like golf?
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No. I never played it. You never played it? No. What do you what do you mean? I never played it.
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How could you not even because
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I’m scared of games. I I get addicted to games. I don’t have any time. I have my life in
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good sai big thing we’re hitting now.
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No. Legitimately.
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What about chess? You play chess? I love chess.
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That’s the sai thing. No. Play with me. Are you that good? Because you’re on the spectrum.
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Ai at it? That lately, I’ve been playing a lot ai. I play.
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But it’s
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like, I wanna play He comes
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to the mother shah. Tony plays all the time.
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He does?
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Yeah. Tony and Ai Simpson, they play all the time. Tony’s pretty good.
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Oh, oh, I’d love to play.
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Tony’s a
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smart fucker.
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Yeah. He’s a smart fucker.
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He’s good he’s good at chess. He’s probably a little Speak himself.
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Yeah. We’re all Ai.
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Little bit.
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Yeah. To be, that quick with,
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But I, feel about chess the same way I’ve chess maybe even more so ai I could play on my computer anytime I want. I can’t do that. I can’t have that in my life.
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Why not? I mean, listen. Golf is a such a great Listen.
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I know I would love it. Everyone Ron White loves it. Jamie loves it. Tony loves it. They love it. Tony just started playing when he moved to Austin. He fucking loves
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golf. Love golf. I don’t play much at all, but you’re just afraid that you’re gonna get too into it. That’s what it sounds like.
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Oh, a %. Yeah. Ai don’t I have, like, a little switch that goes off, and then I become obsessed with things.
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That that’s that’s It used to
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be it was well, it’s most of it is a game right now that I have it with its pool. I play pool
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pretty well. I played you don’t remember this, but I played pool with you at your old studio, and I don’t think I hit any balls. Ai think you just went and you played pool. Yeah. Just bryden out. And you’re just like, we’re done.
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You know,
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game’s over. I was like, oh, that was fun.
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That’s the
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fucked up thing about pool. If if a guy breaks first, he could just break and run out.
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Yeah.
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10 racks in
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a row.
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That’s pretty rude of you. I was a guest. I’m rude. We like eat with pool.
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I won’t let anybody win.
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You ai two balls left. I had all meh balls. I think you could have been ai, here, you know, just miss a little bit. Let me go.
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You don’t want that in your life.
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No. I do. That’s all Ai when I was younger, I didn’t want
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You have a boxing match like that old guy had.
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I’ve hit my ass so many times.
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Fucking take a beating. That guy didn’t have any fear that he’s gonna get punched back. Did you notice?
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That was way it was, like, poorly rigged.
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There’s some good fake fights online. This is one guy who’s a politician in Meh, and he got ai fake muscles. So he had like Ai those fake muscles, and then he had a fake fight with the fake muscles. And it’s like a super obvious fake fight. You watch, you’re like, what the fuck am I looking at? This is nuts.
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And they have that giant bicep Weird, like,
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bulging, like they’re oil. They they shove oil into their sai. Interesting. And it makes your like, how does that how bad does that feel?
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And they forget to do their legs? Ai. You gotta balance that out. Well, people
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get their legs oiled up too.
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I’m gonna get oiled up and I’m getting huge. I’m gonna do jujitsu. The whole my life from from here on in, my life is gonna change.
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This is a good place to do that. Then then you need to move here. A lot of jiu jitsu here too.
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I’m gonna be out here a lot, I think. I really do think I will be out here a lot. Dude, we can shoot you out here. Out here. Four times in the past three months.
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I know. That’s what I’m saying. Just get a fucking place. No one loves me ai New York. I know.
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No one loves me.
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That’s we love you here.
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I mean, I do I do feel more welcomed here. So yeah. There’s golf. Golf can get me out here. If Tony plays golf
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Oh, they all play golf. Everybody plays golf out here. Alright. You’re in.
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I have to go to the bathroom so bad.
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Let’s wrap this bitch up.
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Wrap this up. Ai can’t concentrate. I can see it in your face. I sai a piece so bad.
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02:19:18
I know it’s the worst. You can’t form sentences. Okay. I’ll we’ll wrap it up. Tell everybody how they could find you.
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02:19:23
Cryptocoin.com. No. Kyle.com. I’m on tour. Boston, Vermont, Philly, Vegas.
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02:19:30
And Ram. There it is. Live dates. No. Not again. Well, that’s with that let me know next. That’s your, Oh, that’s my flamethrower. That’s Elon’s,
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02:19:39
not a flamethrower.
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02:19:40
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And your Instagram is Kyle. Instagram is
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Kyle Ai one. And you may or may
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not be the star of Monday night’s Kill Tony.
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May or may not. Yeah. I
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don’t know. Ladies and gentlemen, Kyle Dunnigan.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, brother. Thank you. No sun. Bye, buddy ai.
