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#2291 – Bert Kreischer Podcast Episode Description
Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comic, podcaster, and actor. He’s the host of “The Bertcast” podcast and YouTube cooking program “Something’s Burning.” He’s also the co-host of the “2 Bears, 1 Cave” podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura. Watch his latest special, “Lucky,” on Netflix.
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#2291 – Bert Kreischer Podcast Episode Summary
In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the conversation revolves around the evolution of podcasting and the freedom it offers compared to traditional media. Joe Rogan and his guest discuss the early days of podcasting, highlighting how it started as a niche medium with few listeners. They mention Adam Carolla as a pioneer who transitioned from terrestrial radio to podcasting, setting a precedent for others.
A significant theme is the authenticity and creative freedom that podcasting allows, contrasting it with the restrictions of traditional radio and television. The discussion touches on the censorship issues faced by broadcasters like Howard Stern, emphasizing how podcasting bypasses these limitations, allowing for more genuine and unrestricted content.
The episode also includes personal anecdotes about career advice and the importance of pursuing one’s passion. Joe shares a story about encouraging a friend to focus on stand-up comedy and podcasting rather than traditional media roles, underscoring the value of authenticity and following one’s true calling.
An important guest mentioned is Dave Chappelle, who provides insights into preparing for a comedy special, although specific details are kept private as a mark of respect for Chappelle’s personal methods.
Overall, the episode celebrates the podcasting medium as a platform for authentic expression and creative freedom, encouraging listeners to embrace their unique voices and pursue their passions without being constrained by traditional media norms.
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#2291 – Bert Kreischer Podcast Episode Transcript (Unedited)
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Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.
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The Joe Rogan experience.
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Ai my day. Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. Good to see you. Thank you, Joe.
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Always good to see you, though.
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It’s always good seeing you, man. I I I always say, like, you you give the best hugs. Oh my god. Ai, the UFC the other night when I saw you Yeah. And you came up. You sai us wrap it up. I I love it. I’m a hug guy too.
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Yeah. I
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think it shows your emotion.
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I love a real hug. Yeah. A real hug where someone loves you. Yeah. You know? You know I love you, so I’ll give you a love hug.
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I know I know you love me. I know you love me.
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We’ve been friends for a long time, brother.
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I know.
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Ai really have. It’s it’s it’s nice, like, having friends that you’ve been friends with for just decades. You know?
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I would say I’ve I’ve said this before, but I always say, you ai, like, I never had a brother growing up. And you’re you’ve always been pretty honest with me the way a big brother would be, and you’ve always come from a place of love. I remember the whole reason ai whole I was doing nothing and fucking nothing.
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I’m sitting in the backstage of the store with you, and you said you look to you look just you go, Tommy’s doing theaters. And I said, okay. And you need you need to be doing theaters. I was like, okay. And you’re like, you need a Netflix special. You need to get one.
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I was like, alright, Joe. How am I supposed to do that? And you go b, ai. And you just walked away. And I fucking was like, that’s the kind of mentorship you look for in a friend. That’s what who you wanna be around.
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Surround yourself with great white shah, and people think you’re a great white shark.
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Well, you were always really fun and really funny, but you were always doing these travel channel shows.
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Yeah.
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And this is what drove me crazy. I remember the day. We’ve talked about it before, but I remember the day. I was in the Comedy Store, and I was calling you from the main room and you were on a motorcycle in Vietnam. And I think you were drunk.
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And, Ai was drunk and hot. Two things you’re not supposed to be on a ai, no helmet, in flip flops.
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Which ai the way, it’s a fun way to catch somebody. When you call someone and you’re gonna go on stage in, like, twenty sai, I’m just checking in on you to see what’s going on sana you’re on a fucking motorcycle in Vietnam. I’m laughing. But then Ai was, like, dude, you really need to dedicate yourself to stand up. Like, this is a trap. It’s a velvet prison.
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These TV shows are a velvet prison. And when you’re on the travel channel, you’re not even getting well, you’re making great money. Right? But you’re not getting Ai can retire now money. No. There’s no fuck you money. It’s I can live well money. You know, it’s a great job.
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But it’s one of those jobs we at a certain point in time, you gotta go, okay, I have to jump ship. Like, you know, I can’t keep doing this. Like, this is, this is gonna fuck up everything else I’m doing.
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It’s hard to pull that trigger too because, ai, I like, with with kids and a family and a house and
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Yep. Yep. Yep.
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And you go, okay. It’s not great money, but it’s good money. Yeah. And the road was not great money. And I remember you saying, you need a Netflix special. You I used I remember you saying that to meh. On that motorcycle, I’m sitting I I pulled I had headsets in. I was listening to the doors, magic magic caravan, Spanish caravan. And I was flying. I was high. There were oxen on either side of me. The sun was setting.
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And you’re ai, dude, this is who you are. Fuck that travel channel bullshit. Get away from it. You need to focus on stand up in your podcast.
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Yeah.
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And I was like, yeah. And you’re like, you’re the fucking machine. If you don’t talk about this on stage, then you’re not doing yourself to you’re doing yourself a disservice.
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Well, there’s certain people that, like, you know their full potential because when they’re with you, they’re completely relaxed. And, you you know, everyone’s just having a great time and you get to see them at their best. And when you’re crying, laughing, just hanging out talking to a guy, you’re like, this guy’s got it.
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He’s just gotta figure out how to get rid of all the other shit in his life and focus on that. Because you were always so fucking funny. And I was like, how is this guy doing these shows where he’s letting people hurt him and all this like, when you would do it hurt, Bert? I was like, what are you doing? Don’t get hurt. And then Ai just that I also I’d gone through it with Fear Factor.
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Like, Fear Factor was a great job. Don’t get me wrong. Very happy that I got it. It was wonderful. It gave me fuck you money.
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It gave me the ability to do whatever I want after that.
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Yeah.
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But it was a thing where I was like, this is not what I wanna do. What I wanna do is what I always do. Just stand up, have fun, you know, if if Sai was I was doing the UFC back then too. So I was ai, do the UFC commentary, things I love doing. That’s what I wanna be doing. I don’t wanna be doing just a job. Jobs are great.
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Don’t get me wrong. Thankful I got it. But at a certain point in time, if you wanna reach your full potential, you have to realize, like, this is holding me back. And sometimes people don’t sana tell you that because it’s a job and it’s a great and I’ve had people I’ve had people tell me, like, don’t leave Fairfax.
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I’m like, what the fuck are you talking about? I have to leave. I’m like, I have to leave.
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I gotta go. I remember I remember those times. I remember people saying because I knew you were I knew you as Joe the stand up. And and, and I remember people saying, he does comedy? And I was like, no. That’s what he does. Like, he’s not an actor. He’s not a host.
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He’s a comedian.
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But that’s understandable. Right? Like, my my stand up, I’d only done, like, by then, I’d only done, like, a couple things that were out, that were available. And I was on the hugest show in television. Fear Factor was fucking gigantic.
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It was massive. It was massive. It was massive. Monday nights?
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Yeah. It was a fun job.
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You know it’s a big show when twenty years later, you meh the night it was on.
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But this is what’s important. Even though it was the number one show in the country, I still had that feeling. Like, I don’t wanna really be doing this. Yeah. I I’m happy to do it. It’s I I’m very thankful that I got the job. I I worked with some amazing people. It was a lot of fun.
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We had a great crew, really fun time. But I didn’t wanna do it. I wanted to do this. This is what I I didn’t know I wanted to do this because this wasn’t a thing, you know. But Yeah.
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Once I figured it out, I was like, oh, this is what I wanna do. I wanna do this in stand up in the UFC, which is ai, to me, it’s not even a job. It’s like a vacation.
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It’s it’s crazy watching you operate in the UFC and seeing that mechanism and to think, you know, when you started that, like, how long how far that that path with the UFC has been for you.
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Oh, for me, it was ’97.
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I know. But walking in through the other day, and I was like, oh, this has been Joe’s life for fucking twenty six years.
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Well, you know, if you want if you’re a person who’s a martial artist and you’re a fan of martial arts, if you get a job to do that, like, if you meh a job to talk about martial arts and to express your love for and your appreciation for the athletes, appreciation for the fighters and what they have to go through to get to where they’re at and the the magnitude of their accomplishments and to put words to that. Ai, to do that to be able to do that for a living, that’s sai honor. That’s how I feel.
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Oh, yeah.
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It’s like it’s an honor. It’s an honor, and Sai feel like I do a good job at it. And so and I like doing it, and I’m super passionate about it. And I don’t do it because it’s a job. I do it because I love it. Like, I don’t need to do it. I could’ve quit a long time ago. It does like, I could just watch it. Like, we’re doing a fight companion this weekend.
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It’s gonna be fun.
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Yeah. We’re gonna hang out.
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What are you doing Saturday?
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I don’t know. Oh, I’m in Vegas. Are you really? I have two shows in Vegas this weekend Oh, nice. At Resorts World Theatre.
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Nice.
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Oh, I should sai, my special Lucky is streaming right now on Netflix.
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Right now.
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Right now. Ai sai lucky I say lucky because I I I am the luckiest fucking guy in the world. I really am. When you think about, like do you think about, like, finding the friends I did later in life, you know, like, at, like, 37 or 38 when I started meeting all you guys and hanging out with you ai?
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And then and then, you know, being and being getting getting into comedy at the time Sai did. Like, we got into comedy when no one it wasn’t a job. It was like Right. It was weird. It was like joining the fucking circus.
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It was.
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And I got only got into comedy because I got discovered by Rolling Stone magazine as the number one party animal in the country. I mean, what are the fucking odds of my life tracking out? So I I I that’s why I named it lucky.
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Well, we’re all very lucky. That’s absolutely sure. No no dispute. We’re all very lucky. If you’re listening to this, you’re very lucky because you can fucking hear. How about that? Yeah. If you’re watching it, you’re very lucky that you could see. You’re very lucky that you can afford a phone. You’re very lucky.
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Like, most of the world lives in utter poverty and that’s the unfortunate reality of all these people virtue signaling about the 1%. Like, bitch, you’re in the 1%.
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They’re so big. Ai and Sierra Leone right now smoking brown brown and he’s 11. Okay?
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If you make $34,000 in America, you’re in the 1% of the world. How about that? Wow. Yep. That’s real.
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My my father-in-law still isn’t in that 1%.
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Hey. Life’s not good for everybody.
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Life’s not good for everybody.
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It’s I always think luck is a a perspective.
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You work hard, dude. You you you’re not just lucky. You work hard. You work real hard. You’re you’re always touring. You’re always doing things. You’re always putting together new shit. You’re always working. You’re always hustling. Like, it’s not just luck. It’s luck plus, you know, you love to party, but you also have a great work ethic. And that’s very, very important, man. It’s ai you can’t just be lucky.
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Lucky is huge. You gotta get lucky. But also, if you work really hard, you tend to get luckier, especially if you’re smart and if you’re willing to take risks. Like, for you, the Travel Channel think that was a risk. Ai, you had to you had to listen to your friends and you had to go, you know what?
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They’re fucking right. Everybody else is cooking right now and my stand ups kinda stalled out because I’m doing this TV show. And, again, it’s coming from someone who was there. I and and I’m telling you that if you’re you’re making millions and you still feel that way versus if you’re making thousands and you still feel that way, you gotta trust me.
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There’s another way to get through this. And the the other way we found. We got, you know, we were right. Yeah. Look.
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We fucking saw light at the end of the tunnel. We’re like, this is the way to go, and we were right.
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I remember you telling all of us, you guys need a podcast. Sai remember saying to Tom, he’s out of his mind. Why don’t we just do his?
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No. Everybody thought I was out of my mind for even doing mine. Like, people mocked me openly. Ai, Howard Stern famously mocked all people that were doing podcasts. You’d you’d waste your time. But in his mind, that was correct because he didn’t he didn’t have this. He wasn’t an Internet kid, you know.
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I’m not an Internet kid, but, you know, I I used to build my own computers in the nineties. I used to go to Fry’s Electronics and get motherboards and hard drives and yeah. Ai friend Andrew used to help me over the phone. I’d call him. He’s a, like, a wizard tech guy. And so, like, I had bought all these, like, high end gaming computers and upgraded the video cards.
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And I was on all these, like, crazy websites. We’d send each other, like, you know, those arya two girls one cups days. Ai, so I was pretty plugged in.
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Was it a guy mister ai or something?
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Oh, mister Hans.
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Mister Hans. Okay. Keep going.
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So there was Ai was pretty plugged in to the idea that the Internet was something that people were finding stuff that just wasn’t available anywhere else. I got all these, like, crazy lectures, these Alan Watts lectures that I downloaded. I’m like, this is nuts. This is back when you had to download stuff and then you had to upload it to an AirPod. Remember your AirPods with the wheel?
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Oh, yeah.
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Those were the shit.
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Oh, I remember that.
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Click click click
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click click click click click click
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click click. Yeah. The little wheel that was spun around. I love that thing. And so I would download all these Terence McKenna lectures and all these Timothy Leary ai these, like, fascinating conversations I would download on and then I arya thinking about it. And then I ai, like, well, there’s podcasts. So people just, like, start well, let’s just start doing one of those. We just start doing it.
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And I was like, nobody was listening to them. It was ai Adam Corolla had a big one because Adam had just left Terrestrial Radio. He was the morning guy that replaced Howard Stern when Howard Stern went to XM. Right? Yeah. So he’s he’s on or Sirius, whatever it was. So it’s both now.
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Right? They’re they’re Yeah.
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Sirius. I
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think. So he’s on, morning radio all over the country, but morning radio is, like, super stagnant. And they had a LA morning radio station where it was all more oh, excuse me, talk radio station, where it’s all talk radio. So it was Tom Ai, it was him, it was, there was a few other people Ai can’t remember. Ricky Rock Rockman had a show.
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Yeah. Phil Hendry, I think, had a show.
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He had a different show.
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Oh, yeah.
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Phil Hendry was the AM guy.
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He was that that was the greatest one of the greatest goddamn shows in the world. He’s one
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of the greatest shows of all time, and he’s a super nice guy. I met him once in Montreal. So for people who don’t know, Phil Hendry, he is the caller and he’s the answer. He does different voices. And he he gets people so angry because the callers will say the dumbest fucking shah.
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And then you’ll have actual people calling in to argue with the caller It was all Phil Hendry.
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Yeah. Ai remember sitting next to my dad’s bed. My dad’s in his underwear, and he’s got his alarm clock, and we’re listening to it. My dad’s just like this, and my dad goes, buddy. He’s both of them. I was like, what? He goes, this is all him. Yeah. And you’re just ai, woah.
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I mean, it was so ahead of its time.
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So ahead of its time. And once you were in on the joke, it was amazing.
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Oh, it was amazing.
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If I was coming out from the store, I’d is Phil Henry or Art Bell?
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That was
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what I listened to. God. The old days. So Art Bell was my favorite.
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What was Art Bell?
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Art Bell was coast to coast with Art Bell from the Kingdom Of Nye. He was broadcasting from a fucking bunker in the middle of the the Nevada Desert. He was in he, like, had, like, this crazy radio tower outside of his house in the Nevada Desert, and he would have he would take calls from time travelers, werewolves, people that are coming from another dimension.
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Like, he was the nuttiest fucking show. For real, like, one of my greatest career accomplishments that, like, made me the most happy was I got on the Art Bell shah. And I got on it, like, way later when he was on the Internet. It wasn’t even on radio anywhere. But for me, it was like, I got on the Art Bell show. Yes. It was just ai, I just loved that show.
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It was so fun because I’d be driving on that’s that looks that was his house. So look at if you sai, like, what his house looked like, it’s like his house is in the middle of nowhere in the fucking desert. I mean, the middle of nowhere. There’s nothing around his house, and his house is all fenced in, like chain link fence and shit.
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It looks ai sai it looks so ai, like, perfect for a guy that is broadcasting. He’s got, like, this compound in the fucking desert, dude. God. Yeah. It was amazing. Dude, those cameras. Broadcast right from there. Because radio, if you have a tower and you have a station, you could broadcast the whole country.
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The country can carry it. So the whole country was carrying coast to coast with our bell, and this wild motherfucker’s out in the middle of nowhere in the desert in, like, a compound God. Talking to aliens.
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They were doing they were doing what we’re doing now way before before the ai.
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Yes. Well, we owe all we have today to Howard Stern and Art Bell for sure. Because, you know, we are kinda like ai of like a combination of Howard Stern and Art Bell. And, and if it wasn’t for the it wasn’t for he’s the the guy that got arrested or didn’t get arrested. He got fined heavily by the Bush administration.
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This is back when the Republicans were the ones that were trying to censor people, which you should always realize Ai
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so crazy that you got to say that.
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This fucking stupid game that people play back and forth with, you know, who loves war, who hates war
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Yeah.
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Who who loves censorship, who hates censorship. It’s a political beach ball that they toss around in a concert to keep people occupied. These motherfuckers switch sides. Right? That should tell you enough alone by yourself by by itself right there that they fucking switch sides. But he was getting attacked for obscenity.
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So he put, like, whatever they would do. And they would they were they find what was the total amount that Howard Stern was fined? So this has to be you got a neurotic guy as it is. Right? Who’s also the the most pioneering radio guy of all time. Right?
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He’s the guy that changed radio from DJs playing records to just talking.
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And and talking in your authentic voice and not, hey, welcome back.
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Talking in your authentic voice and having wild shit on the radio.
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2,500,000.0.
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2 point 5 million between 1990 and 02/2004. So they fucked with him for fourteen years. Fourteen years.
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And that’s not paid by the station. That’s paid by him.
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Find owners of radio station licenses that carried the Howard Stern shah. A total of 2,500,000.0 for content and considered to be indecent. Indecent. So all the stuff that we do on podcast right now, we would 100% have been fined. 100%. I would have been off the air a long time ago.
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It was real censorship, but it was just done under the guise of, you know, broadcast like, the idea is, like, if you’re gonna broadcast something on a major network ai NBC, CBS, they have rules to language and what you’re allowed to show, which is kind of crazy. Like, why do you have those rules?
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Like, why do those rules exist to keep obscenity from television and, like maybe that was a good idea in 1950 when people didn’t know any better. But now that we’d know better, like, why do you have rules like that?
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I can’t believe that radio still has those rules. And the rules are slippery. You you can say dickhead. You can’t say cunt. But you can’t say suck my dick.
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You can’t say any anything you wanna say. Like, sometimes, cunt’s the right word.
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Cunt’s my one of my favorite words.
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Every now and then, it’s the right word when used correctly. But, like, if you can’t say it, then you can’t fully express yourself. And if you don’t like people fully expressing themselves because you don’t like certain sounds, I suggest you grow the fuck up. That’s a ridiculous way to think.
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If if I can say cock, but I can’t say cocksucker. If I could say dick, ai, like, Dick Cheney,
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but
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I can’t say suck a dick. Like, what are we doing? You you it’s the same sound. You’re making the same sound. I can say pussy, cat. Pussycat’s fine. You know? You can’t say n word breakfast.
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You know
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what I’m saying?
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I you can. You gotta be you gotta look both ways.
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You gotta be black. But you you know what I’m saying? Like, you you if you wanna say certain words that are forbidden words, sometimes they’re okay. So it’s the sound is sometimes okay.
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It even gets trickier. Like, there was a video I was cutting to promote my, tour or whatever, and it’s me on a boat or about the special. It’s me on a, boat, and there’s this there’s this, page I’m really obsessed with. It’s it’s fat n word season. Joe is so addictive because it’s and it’s just it’s all AI, and I think they’re promoting a crypto coin. Of course.
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And I was like and, like, didn’t like the edit. So I go, hey. Put Fat Edward Summer. Play that song. And it’s fucking so much funnier, Joe, with it’s so much funnier with me shirtless on a boat. But these guys are great. But I I my wife saw it.
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20:41
She was like, that’s offensive. I was like, no.
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20:45
I was like He’s right.
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20:46
Yeah. And then I sent it to Tommy. I go, is this racist? And he was like, sent it to the wrong guy. All all Tom sends me is videos of of fat black chicks on rope swings or a whole thread. It’s just ai a chick
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takes an
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l off a cliff.
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21:07
God. That’s I gotta get on that thread because the ones me and Tommy are on is horrible.
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21:11
What’s that one?
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21:12
It’s all murder.
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21:12
Oh, yeah. That’s a tough time to bring
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21:14
Murder and and car accidents. Today was a car accident. It was guys escaping the cops, and the guy, flips this van multiple times, gets thrown into traffic, and then run over by cars. And it’s just splatterfest.
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21:27
I can’t watch those. I was telling, I was telling someone, ai dog my niece had my phone, and she’s, like, three. And and, you know, you forget what your algorithm looks like. And she it was and it was Fat Meh where Summer song came on. And she’s like, uncle Bert. And then the next video was a chick pissing on Plastow’s feet’s head. And I was like, well, maybe you shouldn’t use my phone to to relax with.
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21:51
Yeah. Ai kids know better.
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21:52
My algorithm is fucked, dude.
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21:54
Yeah. My algorithm’s not good. It is fucked. It is My YouTube algorithm’s great.
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21:59
Oh, my YouTube algorithm’s all history.
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A lot of my YouTube algorithm lately has been, like, watching people build things. I love, like, cabinet makers, ai carpenters or there’s this one guy who makes these specialized desks that have, like, secret drawers and shit.
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22:14
Hold on. I follow that guy. Yeah. Where where you put your hand here
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too, those guys. And a magnet
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22:18
comes up and a wand comes out and he
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waves it. Yeah.
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22:21
Fuck. Those desks are badass.
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Yeah. I wave the wand and the keyboard rolls out. Like, yeah. It’s pretty dope. There’s a bunch of those guys that make these, like, super ingenious, like, homemade arya desks.
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22:33
Yeah. That or if you get me a chick with no bra doing survival techniques in the woods
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22:38
Oh, yeah.
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22:39
They’re fucking Ai in.
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22:40
That’s a sell.
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22:40
I’ve watched so many of those ai rock hard nipples.
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22:44
Hot chicks have found their way into basically all walks of life as influencers. You know, there’s, like, hot chick hunters. There’s hot chick jujitsu, jujitsu girls. There’s hot chick CrossFitters.
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22:55
There’s definitely, hot chick golfers. You know that.
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22:58
Lot of that.
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22:59
I ram into Paige Spiranac in, at the Super Bowl. And I was like and I was like, I had to be real because I’m a golfer. I was like, I follow you for your swing. You have a great swing.
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Right.
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23:09
But then you know what’s crazy about Paige? She can’t, snap her fingers or whistle.
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How’d you find that out?
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23:18
Because we were playing a game ai weird things about us, and she was like, I can’t I can’t snap my fingers. And I watched her, and she went like this. She was like ai I and I go and she goes, I can’t whistle. And she starts going
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23:29
How could you not snap your fingers?
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23:30
I have no idea.
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She’s the most followed golfer, Joe.
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Damn. And she’s not Tiger Woods only has 3,500,000 followers, and she’s got four. And she’s not a professional. Yeah. If you’re hot, you could you could do a lot in this world.
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23:44
And you can also not whistle and snap. You don’t
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have to snap.
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23:47
No. Ai to
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snap. Do you care? Yes. Yeah. She’s super hot.
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23:50
But she does have a great swing.
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I bet she does. Jesus Christ.
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23:53
And if she’s not wearing a bra, it’s so good. Look at that. What well, just watch one.
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23:56
This seems pornographic almost.
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23:58
It can’t that she’s got oh, there we go.
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Well, gee, I wonder why she’s got so many followers. She’s sana
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a cough.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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24:05
She’s got a good ai. Ram.
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I don’t even know if I saw any movement.
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24:13
I think I swear to god, if I had tits
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Do you wanna talk about lucky? Yeah. That’s the Willy Wonka golden ticket being a a super hot woman. Like, all you have to do is be nice and doors just open up everywhere. Like, she’s here. If you’re that hot, anywhere you go. Ai, what meh carpets get rolled out, roses get thrown at your feet.
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24:32
She was walking down the Radio Row at Super Bowl with Cam Hayward, and both of us arya, like, just stop talking.
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24:38
But also creepers. Creepers launch themselves at you. You’re never invisible. Guys are fucking with you all the time. Overconfident guys are hitting on you all the time and then getting really mean when you reject them. That’s the thing that chicks have to deal with. They have to deal with, like, angry guys that, like, are angry that they get rejected and they start insulting them and yelling at them and, like, that’s scary shit, man.
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25:02
That’s scary shit.
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25:03
Think about all our friends, all our female comedians that have stalkers. I mean, the the like, Ai it’s it’s so you work your ass off as a comic. You happen to be pretty. You start killing it and then all the fucking psychos come out of the woodwork.
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25:16
Ai you don’t have any money. So, you know, probably live in a place that’s easy to get to.
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25:22
That’s crazy. Yeah. I don’t I don’t, Yeah.
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25:25
It’s dangerous. There’s a lot of fucking well, we need better mental health care in this fucking country. And there’s a lot of people out there that are out of their fucking ai. And if no one’s paying in paying attention to them or checking in on them like, imagine your your average guy who loses his fucking mind and you’re a 40 year old guy who works at a gas station.
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25:46
You’ve been working at that gas station for twenty years, and no one’s paying attention. And you’re just slowly losing your fucking mind. And, you know, you think Jared Leto is, Sana. And, you know, you’ve you’ve decided that, like, someone’s sending you code on television and and then you lock on some female comedian. And, like, that’s your target.
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26:08
That’s who you’re
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26:09
It’s kinda feel nice though.
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26:11
What?
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26:11
To be the lunatic. No. Just to have something What the fuck is wrong with you? Have something to focus on.
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Don’t encourage this. So have something to focus ai. Play video games, guys. Yeah. Get meh involved in Call of Duty. Okay? You don’t have to fucking go stalk people. Find something productive. Play online chess, you fucking psycho. You don’t have to, go stalk people.
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26:31
I always had that that brain that, you know, I’d see something like a new addiction come up, like cutting, and Ai go, I wonder what that does. Like, I was always looking for something like that. You know? Yeah. Like like, not I could never do eating disorder. That was too tough for me.
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26:45
But, ai, how about when we were at dinner with that guy and, and Ai said to him, I ran marathons. Sana he went, you do?
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26:55
That was funny.
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26:56
And he was, I wasn’t trying to be rude.
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26:58
That was funny. He was definitely trying to be
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27:00
rude. Is it?
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27:02
He was being funny. He’s funny. We were talking shit. That’s Tyler. Taylor Sheridan.
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27:06
He was awesome, dude. Yeah.
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I like how you call him that guy. Well,
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27:08
I didn’t wanna blow the spot up.
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27:09
Yeah. It’s alright.
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27:10
He he’s let me tell you something. Ai gonna give props to Terry Sheridan. I haven’t said this to anyone. I try to keep those moments that, you know, you have with those guys private. So I was a little bit of a party snitch for a ai. But, like, he’s an he’s a great American storyteller.
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27:23
He really is.
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27:24
When he says when he tells you anything about his life or what he’s doing or breaking or he wouldn’t he doesn’t even call breaking a horse. I see. He calls it a different term. Mhmm. But I’m sitting there going, like, this is, I mean and this is gonna be slanderous a little bit, you know, considering difference of time of where they were, but, like, it’s like having dinner with Ernest Hemingway.
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27:42
He’s created some of the greatest content out there. Out Yellowstone?
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27:46
You can’t compare him to Ernest Hemingway because Ernest Hemingway is dead and a legend. Yeah. That’s the problem. Okay. But he’s amazing. Ai hell or high water? You ever see that film?
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27:55
No. What’s that?
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27:56
Oh, my god. It’s one of his films.
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27:58
Oh, that’s Taylor’s film.
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28:00
Yeah. It’s fucking great. It pull up hell or high water. This fucking movie, dude. This fucking movie is incredible. Jeff Bridges is in it.
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28:10
Yeah. I’ve seen this.
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It’s about bank robbers, these criminals in a small town. It’s fucking good, dude.
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I think, what’s his name’s in this? Oh, shit. We have a friend in this.
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Who’s your friend?
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28:24
No. Meh and you. I think it’s our friend. I don’t know who it is, though. I forget.
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Okay. Jay Jamie, go to the cast. Who’s in that?
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28:34
God, Meh Foster’s so fucking good.
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28:36
That guy’s so good. You know what that guy was in that’s super underrated, one of his performances because it’s such a wacky movie? Thirty Days of Night. Do you ever see thirty
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28:46
Days of Night? Thirty Days of Ai?
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Thirty Days of Night is the second best vampire movie of all time. Really? First best vampire movie of all time is the most recent Nosferatu. That’s the best vampire movie of all time.
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28:58
The one that just came out? The one
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that just came out.
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29:00
The best okay. Nosferatu. Okay.
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The best vampire movie of all time.
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29:04
Is it streaming yet?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, I can’t wait.
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It’s on Apple. But this was thirty Days of Night was a movie where Ben Foster played ai a vampire familiar, and these vampires would go to they went to Alaska in the middle of the winter where it’s it’s dark for thirty days, so they could be out for thirty days. And they’re fucking terrifying vampires. They’re really fun. It’s a really and Ben Foster plays the vampire familiar. You know? So the familiar is, like, that’s him in there.
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What’s a familiar? A familiar is a human that the vampires use to get close to humans, and they promise the human that one day he’ll have eternal ai, and he’ll be one of them. So the vampire goes and and sets up people for the the vampire familiar speak people up to be killed by the vampires.
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29:58
Oh, shut up. Yeah. I gotta watch this. Dude, he was great in, in, the the what was the movie with where they kidnapped the kid? Justin Timberlake was in it? Raw dog? Not Raw dog?
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Oh, Ben Foster’s a beast.
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But he’s awesome. He’s a beast. Three three eleven tyler Zuma or whatever. Sai that one. Yuma. Oh my god. He is.
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What is it, ai?
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Three ten to Yuma.
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Three ten to Yuma?
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I didn’t see that.
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30:24
He was great in the the Justin Timberlake movie. It was called, like, top dog or something. Dog. Alpha dog. And, he was just awesome, and he had a very small role. He played the guy’s, older brother. Mhmm. And it was just ai he’s just he just owns the screen.
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Yeah. He’s a beast. He’s there’s certain people that, like, when they act, you just go, goddamn.
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30:42
I am not one of them.
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30:44
So good. So good. So it makes a movie so much better. It makes a it’s so you just get dragged into it.
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30:51
I think Jonah Ray is probably the best comic actor out there.
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30:56
What has he been in?
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30:56
Jonah Ai. Everything when he was in War Dogs and he goes to buy drugs from the black guys
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31:01
Ai didn’t see that either. And he goes I get there’s too much to see, Bert Kreischer.
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31:05
Oh, I man, I’m I’m telling you, I’m just starting now to just download stuff and get off Instagram. And if I’m going to bed, just turn on the documentary and start watching it.
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31:13
But just starting now to get off Instagram ram
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31:16
I’m trying Jonah Hill.
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Jonah Hill, you mean?
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31:19
Yeah. What did I say? Jonah Ray. Jesus Christ. Okay.
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That’s why you confuse him.
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31:22
Sorry. Jonah Ray.
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No. Jonah Hill’s awesome.
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31:24
Jonah Hill’s fucking amazing. He’s great. Jonah Hill is amazing. He was in in that in War Dogs, he goes up and buys black money weed from the bad ai, and he’s like, how much? You guys a hundred $20. And he gives him a hundred $20, and then he just started to keep talking to himself. And he’s like Jonah’s like, hey. He’s got a voice.
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31:38
What are we doing here? Hi, guys. And they’re like, get the fuck out. He’s like, oh, okay. Okay.
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31:42
And he goes to the back of his trunk and pulls out a machine gun and goes he goes, ai. Can you listen to me now? He’s just awesome, dude. Wow. Awesome, man. I fucking love that guy. But yeah.
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There’s too many movies to be paying attention to these days. When I was a kid, if you said you didn’t know you never saw Apocalypse Now? What the fuck? You know, it’s ai once VHS tapes came out, you’re supposed to have seen the big ones. Yeah. You didn’t see The Godfather? You didn’t see Star Wars? Yeah.
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32:10
Are you out of
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your fucking mind? But today, it’s ai they never stopped making movies. No. They’ve never stopped. They make new ones every year. You can’t keep up. There’s no way.
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32:18
And all the ones that were up for Oscars, I saw none of those.
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Well, they all involved chaos.
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32:24
But it’s ai
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They all involve the end of civilization. If you wanna win an Oscar, you have to be trans lives matter all the way.
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32:32
Like, what
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do you what do you do to win an Oscar today? Like, you have to have something that’s got some meaning to it other than just being a good movie. Right? Like, there’s there’s gotta be some social justice aspect to it. Wasn’t there, like, something where they were talking about goddamn it.
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32:49
I can’t remember what the article was about. But it was about requirements for a film to win an Oscar today, what they believe to be requirements. So I don’t like award. Do you know what it is?
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33:04
I’m looking.
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There was something that they were it was just
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Representation and inclusion standards.
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33:08
That’s it. Like that? That’s it.
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33:10
That’s it’s that’s not the that’s not the only way to tell a story.
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33:13
That’s not. Because if you do that, you don’t get shogun.
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33:15
Okay? Yeah.
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33:16
Oh. You don’t get shogun. You gotta you gotta have an all Japanese cast. You wanna get shogun. You know, you can’t you can’t have a fully diverse, you know, fifty fifty split of whatever, everybody. You can’t.
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33:31
No. You you you have
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to tell a specific kind of a movie. You know, if you’re gonna make a movie about the Congo, you can’t have white people play native Congolese people. You can’t have that. So it’s ai some stories are not diverse. It doesn’t make make them less valid. It doesn’t mean you’re racist.
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33:48
It just means that some stories take place in Norway, and they involve Ai. Okay? This is, like, just a part of human history. You know? Some places some stories take place in Egypt, and they involve Africans. Okay? It’s, like, there’s plenty of room for every kind of fucking story.
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34:05
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35:26
Think about think about who were the Oscar winners when we were kids Yeah. Were all fucking banger movies that everyone saw Right. That everyone saw. Best Picture won Best Picture because it was Best Picture, not because it was the Best Picture about a, trans social worker that got abducted in Yeah. Exactly.
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Exactly. Yeah. They got distorted. They meh distorted with what the job is. The job is just to purely entertain people and then with a great piece of work. That’s all it is. That’s the whole job. And that could be pulp fiction. Well, you know, there’s no message in pulp fiction. There’s not.
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35:58
Just like it’s fucking chaos, and it’s amazing.
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36:01
The message we took away was that white guys can say the n word. Ai. We were like Alright.
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You know, as long as you have a gun in your hand, you could do it. But the whole movie is just madness. But it’s amazing. It’s you can’t deny how great it is. Like, that’s supposed to be what the best movie is. It’s not supposed to be Ai don’t even know if that won best film. Did it win best film? Did Pulp Fiction win best picture?
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No. But
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I think he won best director and best maybe after that. Let’s see.
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It should’ve won best picture.
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36:32
Him and Roger Avery together were
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fucking pictures.
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36:36
That was a
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really good year.
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36:37
Oh, that’s right. We actually talked about that on the podcast. It was
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actually Unforgiven that year, but I’m gonna make sure
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36:42
Unforgiven was a fucking great movie.
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Great movie. God. That was Clint Eastwood going back and cleaning up all his old westerns. That’s what that movie was. It’s ai, let me show you who it was probably really like.
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36:54
Yeah.
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What it’s really ai. Not not this, you know, fucking you everybody’s looking at you sideways. No. The the reality was that character that he played, that old assassin.
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37:09
What year do you think movies stopped being great movies and started being like, what year did we switch?
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I think people are still making great movies.
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37:17
But they’re not winning Oscars.
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Well, I think who cares? I really do. I think the once Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, the Oscars to me were ai, what? You know, I’m done. I’m done. Like, you guys and then they all applauded him and gave him a standing ovation afterwards when he won an Oscar award. I’m done.
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Forrest
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fucking Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump was a banger. Look at every I I hang on. Ai every movie
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on there. Redemption. Oh ai god.
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37:41
Every movie on there. Quiz shah? Quiz show was great.
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37:45
I never saw four winnings and a funeral. I heard
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37:47
it was great, though. Dude, it made you wanna date a fucking British chick.
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Ai. I
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made you wanna have a rich friend, live in a castle, get drunk, watch a friend die, and fucking
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37:55
Okay. Look at But that makes sense that that was best film. What a amazing year. Mhmm. Shawshank, Pulp Fiction, quiz quiz show was fucking great.
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Yeah.
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By the way, that was, that was a real thing.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. They really fucking rigged a quiz show. That’s why there’s, like, there’s all sorts of rules if you’re running a game show ai I was on a game show, Fear Factor. It was my best way to get people away from meh. If, they asked me, how do I get on Fear Factor? I go, if you wanna get on, you can’t even talk to me.
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Because if you talk to me, then I’ll have previously known you, then it could be seen that I helped you get on the show. So I can’t talk to you. That’s great.
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38:34
It’s a great work around. It was great.
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And it was true. Yeah. Sorry.
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38:39
So they have they had someone did they have someone, like, really judging the how the, like, horse sperm going ai, we got
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a judging it?
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38:45
Like ai a like a an official officiating it because it was prize money? Meaning, like, the quiz quiz show was all about them breaking the rules. Right. And you had to have someone, a standards and practice guy on your team, making sure the game was fair for everyone. Correct?
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Yeah. Sai think there was something like that. I think I Ai guess the network just did that. I think we’ve kinda ran the idea or they ran the ideas by the network and the network decided, you know, whether or not this was fair or what what have you. But everything was always fair. Ai, that show was, you know, nobody got knowledge of the stunt before they got there. We blindfolded everybody. They were traveling around in advance.
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There would be blindfolds. Folds. Sometimes they cover their ears sai they couldn’t even hear. And then they would take their blindfolds off, and then right there and then they would find out what they had to do. So right there and then they find out they’re gonna get covered in snakes or something like that.
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And and we knew that someone had a fear of snakes because you fill out a form. You know, if you got a fear of snakes, guess what? You might wind up on the snake episode. You know? It sai a fucking crazy show. But, you know, it was all fair.
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But that quiz show, they, you know, they figured it out ai the mob figured out the fucking lottery. You know, Whitey Bulger won the lottery twice. Did he really? Yeah. You know how bold you have to be to be a gangster in South Boston and not just win the lottery once, but win the lottery twice.
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Like, see if you can find that.
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How does wait. How do you how do you rig the numbers that big? Big. That’s
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crazy. Away with it. You can you can kinda get away with stuff before the Internet. Before the Internet, you could get away with things like that, where you could kinda rig the lottery a couple of ai, and everybody’s like, why do you want again? What the fuck?
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Oh, that’s great. When I
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was a kid and, I was living in Boston, I used to teach one of his hitmen. I taught one of his hitmen Taekwondo.
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Oh, well, what’s it like teaching a hitman? That was weird. Are they good students?
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Yeah. He was very very disciplined. Yeah. He was ai a known he was a known guy in the the South Boston Ai Meh, and he wanted to learn how to fight. Lottery winner had been one of Bulger’s brilliant schemes to launder his drug extortion saloni sharking money back in the summer, which makes sense. Right?
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What better way to why do I why do you have a Cadillac? Ai won the fucking lottery. Yeah. We’re clear. So you could have all your shit.
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So, millions lottery ticket have been purchased at the South Boston Liquor Mart by Michael Linsky, who was the brother of a Bulger underling named Patrick Linsky. The FBI learned that once Whitey heard about the jackpot, he ordered the real winner to sign the ticket over with Whitey and two associates paying $2,300,000 in cash for 50% of the winnings.
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Bulger himself paid, Linsky seven hundred thousand. Although Linsky lost money in the deal, he really had no choice. He came down to selling the ticket or risking his life. Kevin Weeks, whose name also appeared in the winning lottery, the winning ticket, later claimed that Linsky purchased a large batch of tickets to hand out as Christmas gifts and promised to split any winnings with Bulger and Weeks.
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But Weeks’ story makes little sense. The so called Christmas gifts were purchased during the dog days of summer. So they did it. The scam set up a 20 legitimate income stream for Whitey where he earned a hundred and $19,000 each year. Oh, wow.
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That’s brilliant.
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Yeah. So that’s what he did. He found out that somebody won it. He’s totally tuned into the neighborhood. Find that guy. Fuck him over. Take his ticket. Look. I won the lottery.
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And you have no choice. It’s just
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like ai choice.
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It’s like when the guy hit Gotti’s, grandson with the car. Right.
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And Yeah. You’re dead.
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Yeah. You gotta die now.
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Yeah. You’re dead. Yeah. Yeah. If you lived in that that time, like, in the nineteen eighties when I used to teach this guy Taekwondo, like, you would always hear about hits. I knew a guy who got arrested. I don’t know if he did it. He was a guy that, I was friends with. His name was Richie.
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I was friends with him before he went to jail. And then I was ai of friends with him when he got out of jail before I realized that he was, like, very dangerous now. He was a completely different person. So he went away to jail. He was a little older than me.
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I was 18, so he was probably 20 or 21, and he went to jail on some some kind of gun charge or drug charge. So he comes out of jail a few years later, and he’s an animal. I mean, an animal. He’s way bigger. He’s he’s put on, like, 30 pounds of muscle, and he’s seen way too much.
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He was telling me stories about fights that he used to get into in the jail where he’d beat some guy half to death with a broom handle and that meh you’re fighting for your life in there. It’s ai every day you’re fighting for and he knew how to fight. He was, you know, I trained with him. That’s where I knew him.
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I knew him from Taekwondo. And, he was just telling me about fights you get in jail. He’s ai, you have to fight. There’s nothing you could do. It’s constant.
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You’re you’re constantly on edge. I’m like, fuck, man. And so I’d known this guy before jail, ai I known him after jail, and he was just way more dangerous after jail. He was doing a lot of coke. He would train, and when you would train with him, it was a fight. I mean, it was a fight. It wasn’t you were fighting for your life. You know?
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I broke his whole face once. I hit him with a wheel kick in there because we were fighting, man. I mean, we were fighting. We were and there was no one there, by the way. It was my gym, so it was just me and him, like, literally fighting. He would just attack you.
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Like, it wasn’t like a technical sparring thing. And back then, I felt like I was a pussy if I didn’t spar with anybody who wanted to spar. Like, you wanna spar? Okay. Let’s spar. So you sparred with everybody, and some people you sparred with. Some people, they you would ai, let’s just not hurt each other.
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Yeah.
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And then other people you knew you were fighting. You you Jesus. Bomb. Guys get knocked out all the time. I saw dozens of guys get knocked out
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in the gym
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all the time. I did a lot of it. It was scary. It was scary. You would be super nervous before class. You’d be super
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You’d have that and you’re doing class every day. That’s happening every day?
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All the time.
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I would be All the time. I have anxiety
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I have anxiety getting on planes. You’re sparring three or four days a week. Yeah. You’re sparring three or four days a speak. If you’re smart, you have to you have to stay sharp. So you you broke
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this guy’s face?
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Broke his face, and he he wanted to keep training. He was still coming after me. I was like, dude, you gotta look in the mirror. Look in the mirror. And his whole face shifted. Like, it shifted. I hit him with a wheel kick in the cheek. He went out. His eyes rolled back in his head.
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He collapses down to his butt, and then he tried to get back up slowly. He gets back up, and he’s like, I’m good. I’m good. I’m good. And then, like, thirty seconds later, he wants to keep sparring. And I’m like, you gotta stop. But he was just a monster, like a savage, like a savage person.
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He was
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he was a kid when I knew him, like a normal kid. Like, what’s up, Richie? And then three or four years later, whatever it was when he got out, he was a monster.
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So Was there any hint of the old Richie where you could go, hey, man. What’s going on? No. He was just gone?
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No. He was gone. The old well, I didn’t know the old Richie that well. Now Ai thinking timeline. So this was pre me doing stand up. So I probably met him first when I was, like, 16, and then I met him again when I was 21. It was somewhere around that 2021 because that’s when I stopped fighting. And it was, like, right around the same time where I knew Ritchie when I stopped ai.
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So he got arrested. There was a guy who was murdered and, they broke every bone in his body with a hammer, and they kept injecting him with cocaine to keep him alive.
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Yeah. Holy fuck.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They they they identified the body. I forget how they identified the body, but I’m pretty sure they chopped his hands and his head off. And they found this ai, and he got arrested for that. And he got away. He got off. I don’t think they charged him.
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I don’t think he actually did it, but he definitely knew people who did it. He was involved with the same kind of people. And this is, like, one of the guys that I worked out with. But he wasn’t the hit meh. The hit man was way more stoic.
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Really? Older?
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Yeah. He was older. He was in his thirties. And the hit the hit man was,
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Would he come in with, like, hit man problems? Like, alright, Sai, I’m gonna arrest He
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asked me once how would I kill a guy. Really? He sai, if you’re gonna hit a guy and you were trying gonna kill him, where would you hit him? Ai said, probably the neck. And he said, yeah. I think so. And that was the conversation. That was the end of the conversation.
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I don’t even know
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why I picked the neck because neck actually could take a pretty good beating. That’s pretty tough.
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Not mine.
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Your head is way weaker than your neck. This is really speak. Ai, this little spot right here, your temple, this little ai, thin, little layer of bone there that protects your brain.
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It’s not big at all. When was the last time you got punched?
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Oh, it’s
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been a long time. I haven’t sparred at all since, like, 02/2007 or ‘8, ai, sparring.
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Yeah. Kickboxing sparring.
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Yeah. It’s too even little sparring wears on you. You you carry that for your whole ai. Just thuds. Little thuds. Even ones that aren’t that hard. Just a jab. Just a thud. You carry those. Like, those are real. That’s brain damage. Those those little times they get dinged in the gym, that’s real. That’s brain damage.
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That’s brain damage. And like I told you, like, when I was a kid, we did a whole lot of brain damage. It was a sparring sai horrible.
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I’ve had I’ve shah, I think, eight concussions and I’m just I’m just a kid. I I didn’t even spar. I’m just talking, like, basketball camp one time, football. Ai playing football for the hurt bird shit. I got knocked unconscious. Oof. Like, I’ve probably had eight concussions, I’m guessing. You know?
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Well, I’ve I’ve had a lot. Ai last one was just a couple years ago skiing last time skiing.
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You were I talked I just talked to you the other day when you were skiing, and I I thought you didn’t ski because of your knees.
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Well, my knee did get I did fracture one of the bones in the top of my, tibia. Now which one’s the yeah. Tibia and then the fibula is the little one. Right?
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Fibula is in the
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Yeah.
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I cracked shin.
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Right? I cracked the the the tibia, which that healed, but the real problem was the head. My head I fell on my head. I my my skis went up in the air and I hit the ground head first. Yeah. And it was a Helmet? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure.
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Yeah.
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But it was a bang. Like, I got rocked and I was like, oh, shit. Like, that was a big one. And then the rest of the day, I was like dizzy. I wasn’t ai balance was all bad. It was not good. It was not good. And then Sai ai like, I’m done with the skiing thing. Because I always worried about my knees because I still I, you know, I still love doing martial arts.
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And if I’m not doing it, I don’t feel good. Like, I like to hit the back. I like to have my joints work perfectly. I like to have my skills still there. I like to do it. It’s fun to do.
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So anything that takes that away from me, like, skiing just for sai thrill? Like, wee.
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Oh oh, and once you get hurt, once you break I was we did a a concrete sled competition in Calgary or in, Edmonton.
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Concrete Sled?
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Concrete Sled. It’s an engineering team, and they have to figure out a way to build a concrete sled that makes it down a mountain with all the team members on it and stops within the right area. Oh, my god.
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And, dude god.
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People get fucked up. I mean, fucked up. And Concrete sled must be so heavy. Ai Sai you can find a picture of it. So I type in, University of Edmonton concrete sled. I I think it’s, that’s what it’s called. And right before right before
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This is why people keep themselves occupied when they’re so fucking bored because it’s 38 degrees below zero ai. Yeah. Yeah.
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And, dude, that’s the coldest I’ve ever been. My fingers Meh, every Yeah. Sai those concrete ai? There’s one there where the guys get fucked up so bad.
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I don’t wanna see it. It’s so stupid.
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But the well, the guy the team that went right right before me, they flipped flipped, ragdolled, yard sailed everywhere.
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If these people tried bow hunting, they would quit this. They’d quit all this. They wouldn’t be doing any of this. This is ridiculous. You could fucking die.
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Oh, a guy before me broke his femur. Ow. And I remember the guy the kid, little stoner with the walkie that tells us, alright. You guys are next. He goes, what’s that? Broken femur. And he looks at me. He goes, broken femur is a game changer. And I was like, I gotta go next.
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Like, what the fuck? Like, that was terrifying. But, yeah, I Ai don’t I that Sai think about that ai. Just having my elbow surgery, I gained so much weight from just having one arm ai I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t get on the treadmill. I couldn’t do anything.
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Then I go, any injury is ai, I don’t want any injury.
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Yeah. And injuries are not good. And this is coming from a person who’s vatsal bunch of surgeries. Out of a I’ve had three knee surgeries, had my nose operated on. Oh, let me tell you my game changer, mouth tape.
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You were talking about this. Game
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changer. Game changer. I know people say this, and I know it’s like one of those fucking fitness influencer things where people are selling something. I got no skin in the game. Okay? I’m not selling nothing. I don’t have anything for sale. I use a company called hostage tape.
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I’m sure there’s other ones that are great, but hostage tape makes me laugh. It’s you take this tape and you put it over your mouth when you sleep. Now I have sleep apnea, so I wear a mouthpiece. And my mouthpiece has a tongue depressor. So the mouthpiece is fitted to my lower my lower jaw, and the tongue depressor keeps my tongue from falling back on my throat.
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So I I don’t block my airway because I have a big tongue. Yeah. And I have a fat neck. So it’s ai the air hole, it gets clogged up by the tongue. So the tongue depressor works and then I put the tape over my mouth.
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So I’m not using my mouth at all. Thank God Ai got my nose fixed in, like, fifteen years ago or something like that. Best decision I ever made in my life. Best decision Ai ever made.
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Really?
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One of the best.
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Is that the one where you had to, like, pull shit out of your nose? Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. They yeah. It was I was on the road with Tommy, and I would show him the boogers. And he would ai, like, almost vomit because the boogers were insane. So once you get your nose operated on
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Yeah.
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Like, I had probably 12 nose breaks, maybe more ai the time I got my nose operated on. So the inside of it was all calcified. Like, all the inside just like cauliflower ear, that was the inside of my nose. Like, it was all just clogged. I I spoke like my nose was stuffed. This was how my voice was.
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Wait. Hold on. Is this? Because I heard I I’ve listened to a version of your voice when you were younger Yeah. And it sounds totally different. It’s almost sounds ai
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older. Your voice definitely deeper. So that’s me with the Wait. That’s you? Yeah. When I got the nose plugs. So that’s after the operation. So, ai it
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right there. How big your nose is.
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Well, it’s all swollen
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I know. In there.
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Anyway, so you if you have a deviated septum, I can’t recommend it enough. It’s such a huge thing to do. It opens up your nose and you get, like, 10% more cardio. My jujitsu changed totally. Like, my my gas in jujitsu was way better. I was, like, this is crazy. Why didn’t I do this a long time ago?
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Through your nose and not your mouth?
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No. Because you breathe through both. Oh. So you have more airs coming in.
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This is how you tell if you have a deviated septum. Put a mirror underneath or put take your phone and do a video and then breathe your nose. And if it closes, like, my mine
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shuts. Yeah.
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And that’s they showed that to me.
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Yeah. You have a deviated septum.
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Ai have a good dude, you know what happens to me when I sleep. A fucking goozle swells up.
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Yeah. You were telling me. It’s the fucking worst. Yeah. We were trying to decide sai where the tonsils were, and you were explaining the tonsils arya actually on the ai, and your wife was calling it a goozle.
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Because she’s a redneck.
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She’s this little She’s this goozle guy swallowing. Little thing, whatever the word is, detective.
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It’s a uvula. It’s it’s uvulitis.
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So I put the mouthpiece in, and then I
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I get no uvulitis if I had mouth put tape in.
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Yeah. So this is the thing. I don’t snore at all anymore. Zero snoring. Like, I’m sai.
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Ai. No no sleep mask, apnea.
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No. No. No. No. Ai don’t I don’t have anything.
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I don’t believe it. No.
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But I woke up. The first day I did it, I was like, holy shit. I feel so much better. Like, instantaneously noticed the difference. Like, I was, like, 30% more rested. Something like that. Like, I’ve just ai a significant number where I could, like, feel it. I was like, woah.
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And I’ve been doing it that way for, like, a week now.
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So if I put if I put those nose strips on because I can breathe through my nose if I have a
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You should get your nose operated on.
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No fucking way. Yeah. Dude, I haven’t heard yet.
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I’m not gonna get done. You should get that done too? No. Yeah. You should.
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55:46
That’s the worst.
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Your your guts are gonna poke out of your stomach. That’s what it is. They already do jut. That’s grow no. I mean, your gut’s guts. Not fat.
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No. They do do.
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Do they poke out right now? Oh, let me see. No. Show me. If I go Can you make it poke out?
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No. But if I go like you can kinda see this.
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Where’s the hernia?
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It’s called it’s like a fin. Oh. It’s oh, it’s bad. If I do a sit up, like, Ai show you for real, and you’ll you’ll see it.
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Okay. I’m watching Bert do a sit up, ladies and gentlemen.
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Did you see this?
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Oh, that’s scary, dude.
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I know.
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That’s so that’s a rip in the center of your stomach?
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I remember when it happened.
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Oh, dude. How long ago?
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Probably twelve years ago.
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Oh ai god, man.
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I was doing a Tough Mudder. Oh my god. I had to pull myself up one of those half pipes. And so I ran and I grabbed it, and I pulled and I pulled and I felt a tear. And I was like, woah. This is just and I was like, sana, man, that fucking hurt. What what happened? And I was like, I’m fine.
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And then, like, two I wanna say, like, two weeks later, I’m laying in bed with my ai, and I kinda lean up and I see it. And I go, oh, fuck. What’s this? And then and then a bunch of dads get it. Like, some dudes get it when they just gain a lot of weight.
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That’s another way to get it. But, like, I’ve never been that fat. But, Tommy I think I think Tommy might’ve had one. Mhmm.
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Or Eddie Bravo had two.
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Yeah. He’s a He had the sai size. Elective.
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Oh, he had to get it Eddie had to get it fixed.
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My problem is I I’d get it fixed, but then I’m afraid of the aftermath of the surgery of thirteen weeks of recovery of me not working out. I’m gonna go fucking haywire.
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You don’t have to go haywire. That’s nonsense. You should get it fixed. You should get it fixed sana get your nose fixed too. Just get it fixed. Ai just fight the bullet. Oh, they ai don’t don’t live with a compromised body. Like, they they know how to fix those things. You should get it fixed. Yeah.
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Like, the nose thing’s giant. Breathe out of your nose, you change your fucking life. I couldn’t do yoga class. They would the instructor, he would get mad at me. He’s like, you have to breathe out of your nose. I’m like, I don’t have a nose. It doesn’t work. Like, it doesn’t work.
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Ai my nose, I had, like, one quarter of one nostril. That was the only thing that was open.
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For oh, for real?
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Yeah. My right side was
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So it wasn’t just deviated. It was just
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Well, what Luke Rockhold, former UFC champion, had a post that he did about his nose recently where they were, like, going through his nose with, one of those cameras. Yeah. And so you could see, like, what’s in there. It’s the same thing. It says, his is completely clogged up.
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Like, you hear Justin Gaethje talk, his nose is totally clogged up. Like, there’s a lot of the and Justin actually got his nose fixed, and then he fought Max Holloway. And I think that might have put it back again.
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Oh ai god. How long what’s sai nose surgery? What’s the
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I was doing jiu jitsu six weeks later.
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Okay. You’re Joe, and I’m Bert.
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Yeah. But, I mean, six weeks later, I was fine. I didn’t take any pain pills. No. I wasn’t I mean, I was fine to roll, but I was fine fine the next day. Yeah. Ai had to have those stupid fucking things in my nose for a while. I forget how long that lasted. But then when they pulled those out, I was good to go. But the doctor I remember this. The doctor gave me two pain pill prescriptions.
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He was insistent on giving me these pain pill prescriptions. And I was like, okay. I go, but it doesn’t hurt now. So is it gonna hurt more later? And he’s like, it might. I go, but it might not. Right? Like, he goes, bitch, you should have these. Like, he wanted to write me these pain pill prescriptions.
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Sai was like, this is kinda creeping me out, man. Yeah. Because I had already known a bunch of people that had pill problems back then, but it was just weird that he wanted to write me two of them. And I told him, I go, listen, I just had knee surgery, a couple months ago, and I go on it.
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I didn’t it wasn’t even a couple years ago rather, and, I didn’t take any pain medication. I go, I don’t like it. I just did it. I just had the surgery and then just dealt with the pain. I’d rather deal with the pain than that feeling. I don’t like that feeling. Oh. Yeah.
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I mean, I got, ACL surgery, like, way back in the day, and they gave me, like, Vicodins or one of those type of things. Percocets or Vicodins. I forget what it was. But I remember feeling so stupid. I was like, well, this is not for me.
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Like, whatever this is, I’d rather be in pain than have my fucking brain just filled with, like, cotton. It just felt like it was just, like, clogged up. Like, it couldn’t it wouldn’t work right. Like, blah. It was terrible.
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Tommy and I like that.
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But my doctor, he just wanted me to take these pills.
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I think it’s that I you know, you talk you’re talking to me about statins for a ai, and you were saying that I don’t know. What you were saying or whatever I read was that it the these companies are getting these doctors are getting paid out to to get people on statins. The the companies are saying, yo, get people on statins, we’ll pay you out, you know.
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And I
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think Doctors get a variety of rewards, I’m finding out. They get a variety of rewards depending upon how many people in their practice get vaccinated. And if they lose a certain percentage, if they, like, have less than a certain percentage, then they don’t get payouts. It’s there’s some weird shit that’s involved in medicine that’s financial incentives that don’t necessarily align up with, you know, your best health.
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And I think that doctors profit off of providing people with pain pills, especially when you have a legitimate reason to sana take pain pills. But I really don’t think you should take them. At least Ai don’t take I Ai just don’t I think if you have something horribly wrong with you and you’re in agony all day, I totally understand.
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But for a regular thing, like, you hurt your back a little bit, you’re so now you’re on OxyContin, like That’s
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what happened to me. I know Sai got pretty much addicted to them. So I fill up that waterfall.
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Get everybody, though.
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Do they get you?
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Get everybody.
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It’s it’s I I can tell you the moment it happened was we had to go to dinner with my wife’s friends, and I didn’t wanna go, and we weren’t drinking. And I remember thinking, Ai wonder if I double up on my pain pills. That’ll get me through tonight. Woah. And I did. And, man, it was an enjoyable fucking night. And I smoked a little weed, and Ai was fucking perfect. Yep. The next morning, I woke up. Leanne found out.
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We were going camping that weekend, and I reached over to get my pills because the first thing I did in bed, grab a pill, pop a pill, lay there for a ai. Whenever my pills were gone, and Leanne was at the foot of the bed, she goes, you’re done, big boy. And I was like I go, hold on.
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This ai, like, negotiating, like, junky negotiating. I go, hold on, baby. We’re going camping. Like, we’re gonna be we’re gonna be sleeping on the hard ground. She goes, nope.
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She goes, go meh as much weed as you sana, drink as much as you want, get through the pain that way. These things are fucking poison. They’re scary. They’re scary because you don’t even realize what you look like to other people. We went we went to Hawaii with the family one time, and, and we went to the luau.
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01:02:27
I wasn’t I I wasn’t drinking in Hawaii that trip for whatever reason. And I but I was bummed at the luau because I was like, everyone’s getting, like, you know, these Ai Tais and I’m drinking water. And I was and I looked and this mom was clearly on Oxy’s. And you watched her nod out at the table.
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And there’s, man, when you see something like that and you’re not drinking, you’re ai, thank god I’m not fucking drinking. I remember watching her nod out and her her whole family sees it, and you’re like and she’s ai,
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what dude is what percentage of this country is hooked on oxies right now? It’s gotta be, ai, a scary percentage.
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I bet it’s what do you think is more, oxys or Xanax? Xanax is ai Xanax is totally plausible. Take a Xanax. You’re gonna be fine. My my cardiologist, doctor Gudan, shout out to doctor Gudan. He’s a big fan of yours. But he told me he said I said something about Xanax. And he goes, hey, man. I’m your doctor. Don’t ever fucking take those things. I was like, really? He goes, this is the leading cause of dementia.
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Do not take fucking Xanax.
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Xanax is the leading cause of dementia.
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He sai he was ai, by the way, I apologize. Ai, can I give you a shout out? And he’s like, that’s not my exact words, Bert. Goddamn it.
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Yeah. You might have fucked that up. We might wanna delete that.
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No. He said he said your brain, it turns your brain to mush.
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Well, it’s definitely not good for your brain. It’s one one of the most dangerous drugs to get off.
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Oh, they won’t they won’t admit you to rehab if you if you’re on benzos.
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Right.
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Like, I we took a friend to rehab one time, and they have one question to ask. Have you taken a benzo in the last twenty four hours? And he was like, yeah. And they’re like, nope. Can’t take you. They don’t wanna deal with the there’s it is so dangerous to get off benzos.
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Yeah. It’s one of the there’s only a few things that people die if they get addicted to and then they you cut them off. One of them is alcohol. You know? Really? Yeah. Yeah. If you’re like You
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have to drink, like, when you wake up.
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Oh, yeah. You you have to be a complete drunk. And somehow or another, your body shifts into surviving drinking alcohol all the time. You’re killing yourself for sure, but your body relies on it. I forget what the mechanism is, but there’s an actual meh. There’s some sort of a shift when your body’s got so much alcohol. And then when you get off alcohol entirely, you can die.
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Oh, you have a stroke?
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I don’t know what the cause of death is, but I know that benzos is another drug that does that. When you get off of it, the you can you can die. Like, it’s one of those things. So if you just cold turkey benzos, if you’re if you’re popping Xanax all day long, you’re ai, I’m done. Like, you can die.
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It’s crazy what how how clean life is when you’re not partying. Oh, yeah. Like, you haven’t drank in two weeks. Mhmm. It’s, like, amazing how the sky looks different. The trees look different.
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Well, you have more energy.
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01:05:01
So much. The gym is night and day different.
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Oh, yeah.
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01:05:04
Like, I work out every day regardless. Ram five miles today. Drank last night on the plane, five miles today. And now I feel clean, but then I go, if I don’t drink tonight which is I doubt I probably will. I just don’t know what we’re talking about. Who we ai to, though? Though. But if I but, like, the next day, I feel like a million bucks.
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You get me in the gym and I wanna be on the treadmill. And I’m ai get excited for fucking those those sissy squats you do.
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Yeah.
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I love those bitches. I got the bat the the board.
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Oh, yes. Get a fucking Slant board squats.
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Slant board squat. Get a 45 fucking Mhmm. Weight in my arms. Yeah. Do 15 of those bitches. Those are great. And you feel it, and you’re ai, that last one. You sana my favorite squat to do is what’s the one where you you you lean back and you squat when you’re tilted back?
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Squat. Lean back. It’s called bad form?
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Ai, you’re talking about No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
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Just called back injury waiting to happen? Lean back and squat? That sounds crazy.
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Landmine squat or something where you have the the pole. You have the
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01:06:02
Oh, okay. Yeah. Landmine. Ai.
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And and you and you get deep into that bitch?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Those are great. Those are great for, like, rotational force too.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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You know? Viking shit. You know what I’m saying?
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I’m always impressed when a man can program his own workout. Really? Ai can’t yeah. Because I can’t like, if you I think do your own workouts? No. I have a guy pro program for me. Okay. He comes to my house and trains me every day.
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Really? Yeah. Wow. Sai you don’t work out on your own at all?
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Ai I’m working out on my own, I run.
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01:06:34
Okay. So you must like that. Right? We get alone time. You must like that.
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I love I love getting on the treadmill by myself and just fucking going.
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01:06:42
Yeah. Alone ai big. So that that’s what I like the most about, like, work them out by myself. Like, I can figure out what to do. I know what to do. Yeah. So I just program my own shit.
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01:06:53
Yeah. I think that’s impressive. I tell you what There’s so much shit to do. The game changer for me and working out and I think that, you know, I I never understood, like, guys like Cam or or David Goggins, and and then they push themselves so hard. And when we did that bench press competition, I realized most of the time when everyone works, the regular person works out, they just wanna get through it and be done with it.
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01:07:15
Right. They’re like, I know. I cheated a little bit, but fuck it. I was 12. But when you’re training for something, and this must be like this with mixed martial artists and with, with all those motherfuckers, you’re you’re training your body for an actual event.
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Right.
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To protect yourself from other men.
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Yeah.
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And I was like and when I had a goal in mind, I was like, oh, this is different. Like, I’m doing everything he’s telling me to do, and I’m doing it the right way, and I’m doing it to to, like, failure. Mhmm. Because I’m train if I know that if I do that, then when I get to the day where I do the bench, I can then complete the mission I’m set out to do.
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Right. And that
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a goal.
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I think a more goal oriented workout if they said, like, dude, just so you know, a wolf’s coming to your house in two weeks. Right. You know, we need to work out, get ready for that wolf. Right. You’d work out so hard Right. For that fucking wolf.
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01:08:01
Yeah. Ai be like, fuck. Yeah. Dude, I tyler you about my friend in Colorado. They they let wolves loose near his land. No. Yeah. They just let wolves loose in Colorado. They let a bunch loose in, one part of the state, and then they let a bunch more loose. He sai there was five. I don’t know if that’s accurate, but that’s what he was told. And For what purpose?
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Just
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They’ve decided to repopulate the state with wolves, and they’re getting wolves from, like, British Columbia. So these big ass fucking Canadian wolves are coming in fucking the elk up. And, this is outside of Aspen. So these are, like, all these really wealthy people. Holy shit. And they let wolves loose on their property.
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And ai the way, there’s livestock there. These people have cattle. They have they have all sorts of so far, the wolves in his area haven’t attacked cattle because there’s an abundance of elk up there. It’s a very it’s a big elk corridor where the elk migrate. And, I took a picture and, posted it up on Instagram of a elk leg that he found just, like, within two weeks of them being released.
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01:09:09
He they’d already started killing elk on on his property. So a wolf took out an elk and left the leg left the leg bone, just laying in the snow.
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01:09:19
Wait. How many wolves did they let go?
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Five, he thinks. This don’t told me.
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01:09:23
Wolves do they release them as a pack?
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I don’t know if they will pack up. I don’t know if they knew each other before. I don’t know what the fucking neighborhood
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Did they grow up together?
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Yeah. So that’s what we found.
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01:09:36
Oh, shit.
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So that’s, an elk leg that’s just been stripped down. The lower leg, no meat on it. Just the hoof and some some fur and shit. It’s laying in a bunch of dis just a bunch of disturbed areas. It was all fucked up, but you could tell some shit went down. So we found that piece there. They they had dragged that from somewhere else. But there was a a carcass up there too.
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So they they basically, you know, can kill they they could probably kill one or two elk a day, and they probably will do that now. And so the elk population will rapidly diminish. The elk have no idea. They’ve never evolved around wolves. These elks they’re these elk are in, like, who knows how many generations with no wolves.
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01:10:25
So The United States had wolves all throughout the West, and then they eradicated them because they fucking kill everything because they kill ai, they kill horses, they pack up, they get big they get big packs, and then the they devastate ai, sheep herders, cattle. So they all murdered all the wolves.
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So now these people, these greenies, these little cutie pies sai to bring back the the most intelligent, telepathic, apex predator that operates in packs, and you ai to let them loose near a ski town. Like, congratulations.
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01:11:00
Why the fuck?
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01:11:01
Because be because they’re cute. Because these are people that grew up in cities, and they don’t understand. It’s called ballot box biology. It’s a bunch of people who grew up in the city. They don’t know what the fuck they’re doing, and they don’t know what a wolf really is.
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01:11:13
They just think ai amazing. And then so you’ve let loose apex predators in an area where nothing is prepared for them. They don’t these animals don’t know to look for wolves. They’ve never experienced a wolf before. They don’t have a natural instinct to run away when they see the wolves.
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01:11:31
Jesus. They don’t know what the fuck is going on. Sana then they can’t tell cattle.
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01:11:34
You can’t tell wolves what to kill either.
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01:11:36
Of course not. Not. Well, here’s even better. The first ones they got so they had a mandate to get these they the Colorado voted. They voted it to release wolves. And so the governor had to get it done within a certain period of ai, and so they got wolves from Oregon that had been killing cattle.
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01:11:53
So these wolves, they captured them because they had been killing vatsal, and then they released them in Colorado where they, wait for it, started killing cows.
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01:12:05
Oh, shit.
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01:12:06
Duh. So wolves arya awesome, but they were making their way into Colorado by themselves. They were already coming down from Wyoming. There’s wolves in Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, and they were making their way down naturally. But these idiots decided to accelerate the process and introduce this completely new element outside of a fucking ski town that’s gonna kill people’s dogs for sure.
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01:12:29
If they get to a healthy population, you’re never gonna be able to let your dog go outside. Yeah. It that’s over. Vatsal, dead. Everybody dead.
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01:12:36
Ai, like, 10 times worse than coyotes. You remember coyotes just
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01:12:39
They’re giant coyotes.
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01:12:40
Coyotes jump fences.
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01:12:41
Oh, yeah.
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01:12:41
And you’re ai, there’s no protecting my chickens from fucking coyotes.
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01:12:45
I saw a coyote jump a fence with one of my chickens in its mouth. Jumped a, six foot high wrought iron fence like it was nothing. Touched the top of the fence with its feet with a chicken in its mouth. And right over the top, I was like, woah. I was so delusional. Yeah. I thought, like, oh, this fence is this big. They can’t get over that. Dude, one jump. One jump. One jump.
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01:13:05
Feet feet to the top, other feet to the top, over the top with a chicken in his mouth.
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01:13:10
All my neighbors have red lights on their fences. That’s the only thing that stops coyotes, I say.
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01:13:14
Oh, they won’t jump over a red light?
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01:13:16
I have no fucking ai. But they all have, ai, a it looks like a red bicycle light on every panel of their fence.
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01:13:22
They’re little monsters. What state? Wolves too, by the way. They are? Coyotes are wolves. Yeah. They’re small wolves.
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01:13:27
Ram remember you know, it’s funny the little things you remember. I remember you talking about the coyotes honey dicking your dog one time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I always think that’s the funniest phrase, honey dicking.
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01:13:37
Yeah. They try to honey dick your dog. So they what they do is they one coyote I’ve told this story before, but I’ll say it quick. I went to, this, pet store that I used to go to. And, one of the guys that worked in the pet store yeah. He was a veterinarian, and he brought in, someone had brought in this, pit bull that was covered in cuts. Like, his whole body was, like, hundreds of stitches.
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01:14:00
And he’s like, what happened? He was like, I don’t know. He got out. And then, you know, when when I came home, he was outside the fence, and this is what he looked like. So this guy, they stitched the dog up, and then he follows a blood trail into the woods outside of his house where he finds nine dead coyotes.
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01:14:20
Oh, shit.
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So they they honey dicked, you know, a giant pit bull. Like, one of them super jacked muscular pit bulls with a fucking fire hydrant head. The kind that are on
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01:14:29
the front of rap albums.
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01:14:31
Terrifying pit bull. And this pit bull just killed everyone. They’ve they fucked with the John Wick of pit bulls. And he just he just killed them all. Killed all the coyotes. They were all just he said it looked like Vietnam. He said they were just torn apart. Because once the dog killed him, he’s not gonna stop.
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01:14:47
He’s gonna start shaking him, you know, picking especially a pit bull like that that’s in a blood rage that just killed fight for its life. Like, it was probably so happy. Like, so happy to do this because pitbulls just wanna fight all the time.
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01:15:01
Ai been wanting to do this every fucking day
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I wake up. Pumped. It was a guy ai has jiu jitsu black belt and a drunk ram, and ai was like, thank you. Thank you. I’ve been practicing for this my whole life. But you imagine the scene? Imagine the scene just walk it seemed just dead coyotes just ripped apart, just throats torn open, guts hanging out, legs broken.
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Because this dog if a dog like that bites a a coyote’s leg, that leg’s broken. That’s a shattered leg. That leg doesn’t work anymore.
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01:15:34
The poundage that pit bulls bite is fucking wild.
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01:15:37
You know what a wolf is? It’s ai five times stronger.
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01:15:40
Are you shitting me?
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01:15:40
Yeah. That’s how that’s how crazy these retards are that let loose these apex telepathic super predators into a ski town. We’re filled with super rich people. And the super rich people, right now, they’re finding out about this. They are freaking the fuck out.
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01:15:57
I bet they are.
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01:15:57
Oh, yeah. All my my buddy who is out there, all his neighbors, they’re all trying to figure out what they can do. You know, they’re all collared too. So there’s an app, and you can get on the app and find out where the monsters are. Yeah. You wanna get scared?
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I wanna get hang on.
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01:16:10
I gotta get that app. I gotta get that app. How about you’re walking, and then you see the fucking app is showing you they’re behind you. All five of them behind you, and you’re with your family. But maybe you voted on that because you think wolves are amazing. That’s Little Red Riding Hood, bro.
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01:16:31
That’s We can track these wolves on
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01:16:33
an app. Track them on an app. That’s kinda cool.
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01:16:36
It’s kinda cool to know where the monsters are. But they
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01:16:38
They do that with shah,
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01:16:39
great white sharks. But these, people in the neighborhood are all tracking these wolves. So they’re all freaking out because these wolves are, like, circling their homes, circling their property. Fuck. Wolves some of them have gone right through, fields with cattle and not done anything about it. Yeah. They don’t even understand why. They haven’t attacked any cattle meh.
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01:16:57
But these are ones that are outside of Aspen. So, the ones that they brought in from Oregon, that’s not outside of Aspen. That’s a different spot. Those are the ones that were they were depredation tags. They were they were already, killing wildlife or they were killing cattle.
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01:17:13
What state do you think has the most predators? Like, Australia has the most predators in the world. In the in our country. Yeah.
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01:17:20
Ai say Alaska for sure. Florida. Oh, yeah. That’s a good call. Florida. Florida for sure. Florida to now because you brought in reptiles. Yeah. %. Florida has more pythons, in it in the Everglades than all the rest of the world.
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01:17:36
Yeah. Do you see those kids that go in do you see those kids that dive in and grab them?
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01:17:39
I have ai python cowboy on the show. He brought me up. Don’t we have a python head laying around here somewhere? Something?
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01:17:47
Oh, look at that. Look at that. Yeah. Apex ai Florida is jacked. If no one even comes close
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01:17:53
to Florida even close. Sai.
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01:17:54
Wait. Wait. Wait. Ram. Maine? Maine?
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01:17:57
Ai does Maine?
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01:17:58
It’s
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01:17:59
not Maine.
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01:17:59
What is it?
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01:18:00
New Hampshire, not, Vermont. Vermont? This one. Right? That’s got
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01:18:06
Right. Okay. So the the one with the boot
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01:18:08
Well, this is not good, guys.
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01:18:10
The the boot is Massachusetts. Right? Or no. That’s New York.
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01:18:13
Yeah. Hold on.
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01:18:14
We’re so stupid. You know who could draw the whole map ai by hand? Al Franken?
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01:18:19
Vermont. Vermont.
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01:18:21
Vermont. Yeah. It’s Massachusetts is really Vermont. With the hook. Okay. So Vermont predators. Yeah. What predators are from Vermont? That must be ai wolverines and shit. Oh, red and gray foxes. Coyotes, black bears, fishers, bobcats, and red and gray foxes with wolves and lynx also bryden. Although the later or rare latter. Good god. Interesting.
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01:18:42
I remember yeah. I I Black bears. I said the other day on Instagram, I was I had my hose all wrapped up. And I was like, I don’t know if this is from because I’m from Florida, but I never put my hand into a hose bucket without kicking it a couple times.
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01:18:55
When you say I got my hose all wrapped up, I thought you had your ladies making money.
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01:19:00
My hose doesn’t ai.
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01:19:01
Wrapped up. They’re making that money. I got my hose wrapped up. Do you
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01:19:06
have you ever had rattlesnake on your property out here? You have? Yeah.
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01:19:09
Out here, we’ve had one. One of my neighbors had a couple coral snakes in her garage. Those are scary.
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01:19:18
Coral snakes are the ones that look like,
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01:19:20
Red and black.
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01:19:21
But it’s like Beautiful. Black and yellow killer fellow. Meh.
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01:19:25
What is that?
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01:19:26
Red, white, and blue. Meh. America.
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01:19:29
He’s cool. I don’t know what the the but my old house in California, there was a bunch of them.
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01:19:34
Your old house was in the in the wilderness.
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01:19:37
Yeah. Ai was I was in a place where there was a lot
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01:19:40
of wildlife. Yellow, kill a fellow. Red touches black. Venom, lack.
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01:19:44
What does that mean?
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01:19:45
There’s no venom.
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01:19:47
Oh, to help identify venomous coral snakes. Oh, I see.
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01:19:50
Because I think we have
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01:19:51
this coral snakes are not venomous?
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01:19:53
No. It’s a it’s a
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01:19:54
Oh, yeah. That’s what it looked like.
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01:19:55
It’s no. It’s a king snake. Scarlet king snake is harmless. Coral snakes are deadly.
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01:20:00
Okay. Sai And
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01:20:01
so we had both in Florida, I think. So you never got near either of them.
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01:20:05
But that go back to that image, Jamie. The one on the top, red touches yellow, kill a fellow. That’s it. So that’s the one that’ll kill it. Red touches black, scarlet king speak, harmless. Interesting.
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01:20:18
I’m not gonna roll the dice on that.
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01:20:20
I would not remember this. I would fuck that up.
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01:20:22
I’d be ai, that black
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01:20:23
looks like it will fucking for sure kill you.
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01:20:25
Red touches black. Step back. What? Yellow yellow black Red touches
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yellow kill a fellow. That’s the one. That’s all you have to remember. Red touches yellow kill a fellow.
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Black and yellow, black and yellow.
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That’s red touches yellow. Fuck that creature. So my friend, she had two of them in her in her garage. Yeah. Not good. Not good. But, my old house, my remember do you did you ever meet Frank? You never met Frank. You’re pre I used to have this pit bull named Frank Sinatra. And Frank would
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I only knew Johnny.
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Frank killed everything. Everything that got in that yard was dead. Really? Yeah. He was a psycho. And, he would kill rattlesnakes all the time. So he’d get bit all the time. So I fucking
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I’m like, wait. How did he not get bit?
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He got bit every time. So I have I have to keep bringing him to the fucking vet. I brought him to the vet, like, at least three times. And one ai, I had to bring him twice because he got to that he had been stuck he’d been bitten by rattlesnakes so many times that he had developed some sort of an immunity.
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So I brought him the first ai, and we’re all we’re at the vet. He was super friendly. He was the sweetest dog. Loved everybody, but, like, vicious with snakes and lizards. Lizards are like his video game.
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He would, like, jump on the walls to try to get the lizards that are crawling crawling
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on walls.
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He would leap fucking leap into the air to try to get these lizards. So, I brought him to the meh, and the vet’s ai, I don’t see a puncture mark, and he’s not swelling, so I wouldn’t worry about it. And I’m like, wow. How the fuck did you kill that snake and not get bit? And then I brought him back to the house, and his fucking face his face immediately swole back up again.
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So then I had to bring him back to the meh, and the vet’s ai, he’s been stung. He’s been bit so many times that he probably has some sort of, immunity. Jesus. Yeah.
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It’s a
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coral snake too that doesn’t go by the rock.
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That is
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so beautiful. Most venomous snakes in the world.
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God, I would assume that would fuck you up.
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It kills king cobras apparently.
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It kills king cobras. Look how beautiful it is. Somewhere, there’s some idiot in Florida in a death metal band that wants this. And he’s gonna have it in his house until he can’t feed it anymore. It’s ai little fella gonna let you go. And he’s gonna let it loose and it’s gonna go in the fucking Everglades, and then you’re gonna have a half a million of them there.
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The, you know, Slash had poisonous snakes in his house.
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Of course, he did.
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And then there and then there was an earthquake.
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Oh, great.
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I read that. I think I read that one of their books where I talked to Slash once about it.
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They got out?
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And I think they got out. They had to send someone in the house to, I can’t remember exactly, but he there was an earthquake, and he had, like, a cobra.
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Oh, god.
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Yeah. There’s I I don’t understand. I mean, I understand wanting to have a speak. But poisonous snakes, I can’t wrap my head around. No. No. You can never touch it. You can never play with it.
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Fuck all snakes.
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How about that?
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How about all that? I would think those snakes reason why we wear clothes. A snake tricked Eve into eating that fucking apple, and now we’re ruined. Alright? Now we have to have Jesus come save us.
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You definitely look like you would have gone through a lizard phase, though.
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No. Well, I listen. I had one idea that was the dumbest idea.
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The guy in Cops. The snake ai.
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What is going on? The cop doesn’t snakes?
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Yeah. Fuck. I was
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Oh, this is the wrong cop to pull a snake out with? Yeah. Yeah. You’re right. I’ll stand right here. No.
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No. Wait a minute. You don’t understand how many there are.
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Dude.
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You see all them snakes right there?
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Yeah.
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You see them snakes right there?
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Yeah. They’re my
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babies. I care more about them snakes than I do a human life just like that, man. Okay. Snakes mean
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more Look at this. It’s already out the door. He’s like, sure thing, buddy.
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01:23:56
Sai I had this one idea once. I had this house that was it, like it had, like, a center courtyard, and I was gonna seal off the center courtyard and get a crocodile monitor.
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Bad ass fucking monitor.
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And and feed it rabbits and have, like, a wild kingdom in the center of my house.
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I love it. So I
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was gonna set up trees because it had, like, open air. So I was, like, I’m gonna set up a canopy, trap it in there, like, a greenhouse, make it nice and warm sai it’s his environment, put trees up everywhere, and then just let shit loose and watch. Yeah. Then I was like, that’s so fucked up. It’s like and I started thinking ai, what’s wrong with you?
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It’s like if I started thinking about me going Sai like, I didn’t like me. Like, imagine taking someone one of your friends over your house, and you have a a a murder sanctuary in the center of centerpiece of your home. Oh. The atrium of your home is just ai you watch animals just get slaughtered. They have no chance of escape, unlike the wild. Oh.
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In the wild, the rabbit can get away.
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01:24:53
Dude, we used to do that in
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our fight.
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In our fraternity, my buddy Mason had a a big ai. And they’d buy rats, and they put money on it. And they put them in the corners and put the python in the center, and they have the benches from our our cafeteria lined up. It’d be in a square. And we meh on which one he’d eat first. And it was crazy. Ram would go right up to the snake’s face and touch the snake’s face.
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Snake’s snake wouldn’t even fucking touch it. And then all of a sudden, just you’d see him coil up.
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Yeah. They just make their move.
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Ai had a Savannah monitor. I had a I had a, iguana. Savannah monitor it ai. And then the monitor the, iguana just nothing. It just
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That’s that those those rats that they fed that snake or those mice they fed that snake, those things are just ram bred in captivity. They have no fear. They don’t know they don’t know what’s gonna hurt them and what’s not gonna hurt them. Nothing’s hurt nothing’s ever hurt them. Everything’s just fed them. Yeah.
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And then all of a sudden, serpent.
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My dog caught a squirrel. My dog I have two bullmastiffs. Mac, the big one, has been I mean, his he’s wanted to catch a squirrel the same way I wanted to have anal sex with my wife. Like, he wants it every fucking day. And then he caught a squirrel, and I think it’ll be the same as if I had anal sex with my wife.
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It was way messier than he thought. He thought it was gonna be a fun game, and he broke it in half and was throwing it. And then it wasn’t moving, and he’d move it. And I was like, oh, buddy. You should’ve never got what you wanted. He was like, this isn’t fun anymore.
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I ai at him. He’s just like, shah the fuck? I guess I’ll eat grass now.
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01:26:27
Yeah. Clean his mouth out.
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Ugh. Squirrel bats. Two bullmastiffs caught the, what’s the, possum Oh, yeah. Who was killing our chickens.
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Possums killed chickens?
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Possum killed our chickens. Three chickens, ai, I’m almost saying, like, back to back to back.
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Oh, of course, they do. They look like predators.
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Yeah.
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I mean, they have a predator mouth.
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And my two bullmastiffs caught a possum, and they tortured this thing. I’m talking Al Qaeda beheading video Ugh. In our while we were out to dinner. And we got home, and furniture was moved around, and this fucking possum was soaking wet. I mean, they have must have thrown this thing around the ram, and it was just in the corner playing dead.
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It was still alive?
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Oh, yeah. And the dogs were just fucking ragdolling it.
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How is it still alive?
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I would I don’t know. We had to well, we had to catch it
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in the pocket. Is fucking huge.
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Yeah. They were just toying with it, I think. They were just fucking throwing them around. They had them cornered in the fact. We had to dig a bucket, and you can’t kill possums in this county of LA. It’s illegal to kill a possum.
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That’s hilarious.
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I know.
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That’s so funny. You know, you can kill coyotes?
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01:27:34
No. In LA?
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Oh, yeah.
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Are you being serious? Yeah. Because we have a den of coyotes that come back through our backyard at times.
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Coyotes are like rats. Dude. That’s how they
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have I
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don’t think they’re like rats. Let me just be real clear. I think they’re cool. But I wanted to kill one. I wanted to kill them when they killed all my, chickens.
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01:27:51
Dude, I
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They killed all my fucking chickens.
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I have a hoist bow with a 69 pound tension that would light a fucking coyote. I’ve been wanting to hunt something. Yeah.
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01:28:01
Ai sai Yeah. Don’t shoot your neighbors, dude. California laws allows for the killing of fur bearing mammal that is injuring property at any time and in any manner. Any manner. However, animal cruelty laws prohibit maliciously and intentionally maiming, mutilating, torturing, wounding, or killing an animal.
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There I go. I
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see. Prohibit intentionally killing an animal. So how can you have a law that allows for killing a fur bearing mammal that is injuring property at any time in any manner, but also have a law that prohibits intentionally killing an animal.
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It’s gotta be doing injuring
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properly. Maliciously, so you’d be angry? Wait. Hold on. Am I saying the word possum wrong? Opossums. No. I say it. Opossum, I think, is the right way to say it. It’s like a
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It’s like a did you know it’s it’s wheelbarrow? It’s not barrel? Uh-uh. It’s wheelbarrow.
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Interesting. Yeah. Makes it illegal to intentionally and maliciously kill an animal. But intentionally and maliciously are different things. Like, if you’re killing an animal to protect your dog, the the key oh, here it is. The key difference lies in the intent and manner of killing.
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Killing in a possum that is causing damage to property is one thing, but torturing or inflicting unnecessary suffering is a different matter. Okay. Yeah. That makes sense.
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So I think my dogs broke the law.
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Here ram a guy was, convicted and sentenced for torturing an opossum to death, including beating, burning, and hanging it from a noose.
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Okay. That’s a little bit much.
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That’s a lot. Another case It’s gonna be a hate crime. Father and son were arrested for allegedly killing an opossum, but the arrests were later deemed unlawful, and the city settled a lawsuit with the family for $400,000. Okay. Consider contacting your professional pest control operator or wildlife removal service. Yeah. I mean, I’m not too worried about possums.
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But In our old house, we have Coyotes are to be worried about. Ai fucking light up a coyote coyote.
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They’re to be worried about it. I’d be able to small dog.
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And even be exactly 25 yards away from me, though. Yeah. Because I don’t yeah. I don’t that’s all in my I’m only scoped out for from my porch to the fire pit.
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Don’t you have a adjustable sight?
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01:30:09
No. Four sights. Ai, okay. Really learn that much about bow hunting with Cam. I just shot a couple ai. But I I know that, like, one sight is for that distance, one sight is for Right. And I don’t even need the second site in my backyard. Ai, my backyard’s not that big.
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Right. Right. You should go somewhere where you could practice, like
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They have a good one. They have a good one in, I think in Ai it’s over in a park. They have a whole archery range.
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Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. You should go there.
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I get weird with that shit. I have, you know, I have weird issues about, like, joining in or doing something new, like getting into a spin class. I’ve never met anyone. Mhmm. I just kinda like doing it in my backyard. Doing it
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in the backyard is fun. But just for your own, ability to get better at it, you really should stretch out your distance. Yeah. Because what happens is there’s little tiny errors in your form that don’t show up at 20 yards. They’ll show up at 60 yards. And you gotta find out what those are. Like, I don’t I will always shoot at 85 yards.
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You shoot at 85 yards? 85 yards. In your
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at your house? Yeah. Yeah. I got that. I I sai 85 yards is a a distance I would never shoot an animal at. And if I could be super accurate at 85 yards, when an animal is at 50 yards, it feels to me like a a chip shah. Ai, I can just nail it ai I’m always shooting long distances.
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So at a long distance, any little deviation or torque, like, torque of your hand
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Oh, yeah.
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01:31:31
It can make a big difference in how the the arrow goes off. And at 70 yards, it might be four or five, six inches to the left, to the right, up, down. It’s spread out, and you wanna tighten it up like this. You wanna get that group like a soft ball. That’s what I want. I want a soft ball at 85 yards. That’s when I know I can go hunting. Yeah. When I meh a soft ball at 85 yards, I’m dialed.
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I’m dialed in.
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01:31:54
Ai been shooting I’ve been shooting from a a higher platform too. Is that bad?
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01:31:58
That’s very good. That’s very good. Especially if you ever have to go, hunting in a tree stand. Tree stand hunting is very difficult. So, I’ve only done it once. My good friend, John Dudley, took me to his, farm in Iowa. John actually taught me a a lot about archery too. Like, most of what I know about, like, form and technique, I learned from John.
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And, anyway, John has this amazing setup in Ai, and you go up in these tree stands, and you you you have to, like, buckle yourself in with, like, a safety wire or a safety rope.
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Yeah.
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And, you know, you’re sitting there, like, all day. You sit all day. All it’s freezing. It’s November. It’s in Iowa. It’s fucking three degrees. You’re sitting there freezing your fucking dick off. And sometimes you have these, giant suits that you put over your whole body and zip up ai you’re a giant burrito of fur, almost like a sleeping bag.
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And you’re and you’re sober and you’re not doing anything but just waiting.
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Yeah. You can’t be drunk.
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Can’t be listening to, like, a podcast? You really shouldn’t.
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01:32:56
You wanna hear you wanna hear branches snapping. You wanna hear the little cracks, the little sounds, little that’s what you’re listening for. Guys even wear these things called Walker game ears. And Walker game ears are it’s almost like a hearing aid, and you put them in and you crank it up and you can hear things, like, way ai.
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01:33:16
Way ai. Do you like, there’s a certain, headphones you wear if you go to a, ai, a a gun range, that suck they they tune out any sound that’s over a certain pitch, like, a certain volume, but amplify other sounds. So you can hear people talking, like, from way away. Really? Yeah. Way stronger, like, ability to hear.
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01:33:40
But then the gun, it cuts out the sound when it gets to a dangerous so every gun is ai, tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck, but the sound of other people is still present. So you could talk at a gun range. You don’t have to have, like, full ear, like, the foam one stuffed in there where you have to pull like a Taren Tactical, they always use those.
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01:33:58
Yeah.
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You pull you have to pull them out to talk to people. These you can cut so these guys wear things like that. So they can hear everything in the forest. Wow. They can hear every little sound because when a deer is coming in, they come in slowly. They they, like, they’re all wary and shit. They’re stepping on the grass. They’re moving around. And you might just hear something, just a rustle. And you’re ai, where’s it?
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And you see him. Oh, shit. There he is. There he is. And then you gotta get your bow.
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So you’re waiting all day for one moment, and you’re shooting down. Yeah. Because, like, the animals, like, they’re down, like, below you. Or, like, you’re at a, like, sharp angle. So you have to have, like, a range compensating, an angle compensating range ai.
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01:34:35
Because the shot might be 40 yards, but it actually might be 20 yards because you’re shooting straight down. Yeah. So you’re shooting straight down. You’re you’re the way your arrow is gonna drop, it’s not gonna be as affected by gravity. So, like, if you’re shooting 40 yards on a flat plane, the arrow is gonna arc and it’s gonna drop.
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01:34:54
So over the course of the 40 yards, if your arrow is going 290 feet per second, which is a good speed, it’s gonna slowly drop until it gets to 40 yards. So you have that’s why your range, like, you set up the pin.
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01:35:07
Yeah. You
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move it to where the arrow’s gonna be when it finally gets there at 40 yards. So you’ll know where
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01:35:12
the distance is. Your own pin? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I need cameras.
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01:35:15
Well, I have a I have a wheel that it’s set up that, ai, I have what’s called a SpotHog, a Fast Eddie, and it’s got two pins on it. And one pin will be at 20 yards, the other pin will be at 35 yards. And then I move it down, and then the one pin is at 50 yards, and the other pin is at, like, 75 yards.
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01:35:35
Oh, that’s not mine.
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01:35:35
Or 65 yards.
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01:35:36
Ai just got four four different ai.
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01:35:38
Oh, okay.
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01:35:38
Yeah.
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01:35:39
So mine is an adjustable one that’s on a wheel, and that’s what you need. Because, like, will you with the rain like, say if a deer’s coming in, you’re in a a tree stand, you you look and you’re ai, that’s pretty far away, but it’s pretty far like this straight down. So pretty far straight down, your arrow’s not gonna drop as much as
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01:35:55
if you
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were shooting straight. Yeah. If you’re shooting straight, it’s gonna go boom. And then so you have to have a range ai that figures that out for you.
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01:36:02
Oh, shit.
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01:36:02
Sai, even though that’s 40 yards away, the angle compensation is actually 26 yards. Sai you have to dial your shit to 26 yards, and then you’ll be perfect.
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01:36:12
Did you ever have you ever gone fishing with a bow?
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01:36:15
No. I have not, but it looks amazing.
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01:36:16
It is so fucking difficult.
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01:36:18
Sai well, it’s fun too, though.
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01:36:20
It’s fun, but it’s it’s difficult because of the water reflection. You’ve gotta shoot,
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01:36:25
like, a Six inches below it. Right?
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01:36:27
Yeah. Well, I don’t know because I never got one. So yeah. I was and I was a little drunk. I was like I was like, this will be easy.
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01:36:33
I think you have to shoot sick. It’s refract refract refraction. Right? Yeah. Yeah. I think you have to shoot below what you see.
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01:36:40
Yeah. Yeah. The I I That’s a mind fuck. Ai I’ve couldn’t I I when we sai out there with salmon all over, you could see them. It was yeah. And I fucking must have taken a hundred shots.
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01:36:51
Oh, man. That must have been so fun.
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01:36:54
It was fun, but, you know
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01:36:55
Was that that is that ai a recurve bow or is that a bow with a release? Do you have a release? I don’t remember.
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01:37:00
I was I think it was I think it was, I think it was a compound bow.
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01:37:03
Oh, okay.
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01:37:04
I think so.
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01:37:05
Yeah. That’s better. The compound bow, you could be more accurate. So with the compound bow, like, I don’t know how to aim with a recurve bow at all. I’ve I’ve only shot one, like, three or four times ever. And I went on this, trip to Lanai with my family, and one of the things that they had was, like, this little archery lesson.
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01:37:21
You could take archery classes and shoot at the little arya, and they had recurve bows. I’d never shot a bow without a sight before. So I was, like, trying to, like, line it up. Oh, yeah. How do you line up where the how do you know where the arrow’s gonna go?
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01:37:33
That’s the one the the only bows I’ve ever shot. It’s like a recurve bow. Yeah. Recurve. I shot a recurve bow. We did, like, archery lessons in Italy. And so we were at different you know how, like, those hills are, like, almost like steps?
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Mhmm. And
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so they’d have but it was weird because the recurve bow is such that you had to hold it kind of at an angle
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01:37:51
At an angle. Yeah.
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01:37:51
So that The
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arrow stays on
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01:37:53
the shelf. During the pandemic, I got the girls both recurve bows, and we would shoot in the backyard all the time.
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01:37:58
It’s fun. It’s definitely fun, but it’s it’s kind of like throwing a rock or or, like, throwing a baseball. Like, you’ve you’ve gotta, like, have a feel for where that baseball’s gonna go at 30 yards, at 40 yards, at 50 yards, you know. Yeah. Like, if you had to throw a baseball and hit a tree, you would know, okay, I gotta throw it a little harder. Yeah. You get a feel.
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01:38:17
So that’s different than regular archery, like or or excuse me, compound archery. Because compound archery, you’re basically relying on the sai and the technique. Like, you you dial it in. You get that pin. It’s at 42 yards, and then you’re just going through your shot process.
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01:38:33
You’re just staying steady and making sure you go through your shot process perfect sai that when the shot breaks, the arrow goes exactly where you want to. But with a recurve, like, you have to practice all the time because you have to have that feel. Yeah. You have to have a feel and know where that arrow is gonna go.
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01:38:50
Like, you’re you’re looking down the shaft of your arrow, but your accuracy is greatly diminished compared to, like, a compound bow.
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01:38:59
I haven’t shot my reek I only shot shoot my compound bow now. But I haven’t shot my recurve bow with the little wristlet thing Kim gave me. Ai like to do that because I I use always just my fingers.
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01:39:10
Well, that’s an interesting thing. So use a release on a recurve. I’m sure people do that. You’d have to put a d loop on it though. You put or no, I guess not. You can hold it from the top or the bottom. That would be better. Yeah. That would definitely be better.
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So you definitely get a more consistent release. But people wanna be primitive, you know, ai, the real psychos, what happens is ai the the highest level of bow hunting is hunting is guys go after, like, elk and deer with a recurve bow. My friend Aaron Schneider did that for a couple years. He only shot because he’s ai a elite hunter, like an elite bowhunter.
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But what’s the ultimate poundage of a recurve bow? What’s the highest it can go?
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It’s you’re not getting it nearly the amount of kinetic energy.
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No.
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So the kinetic energy you’d get from a compound bow, ai, Aaron’s a big guy. He’s a pre jacked. And so, like, his bow is like an 82, 80 five pound bow probably. And he’s a big guy, so he’s probably got a 30 inch draw somewhere around that. So he’s getting insane amounts of kinetic energy in these arrows. That was vatsal Just blowing through everything.
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That’s the craziest part of getting, fitted for a bow. Because I was always like I was always come here. I was like, Joe, let me shoot your bow. And you’re like, it’s not that easy because it’s set up for a person.
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Yeah. It’s set up for your wingspan. Like, you’re you’re taller than meh, so you’re what is your your do you know where your draw length is?
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No. Cam did all of it, and I was just listening.
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Your draw length’s probably 29 and a half, maybe 30 inches. Mine’s 28. So 20 I used to have 28 and a half, and then I dropped down to 28. And I adjusted a few things, and I feel like the more tension at the end like, the further back you are, like, I know guys who want extra energy, and so they’re what’s called overdrawn.
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So they maybe should have a 27 inch draw, but they have a 29 inch draw, and they have their release way back here. Sai they’re shooting things totally different. You would never tell anybody to do that. Yeah. But some guys get really good doing that, and then they just stick with it.
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Like, it’s all about repeatability, but Cam taught me like Ram is a he’s smaller than his draw is a little bit smaller than mine. His is twenty seven and he had a longer draw. He started out with a longer draw as well, but then brought when he ai, for him, it’s all the ultimate thing is accuracy. Yeah.
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And he’s ai, when your your bow is more tense, more taut, and there’s more tension on it, if it’s a shorter draw length, you’re more accurate. You wanna get it perfect. Yeah. You wanna exactly what your frame is. And for me, it seems like twenty eight inches is the right the right number.
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I had the I have one of my most manly moments of my entire life in that fucking bow in that bow store.
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It’s a very manly place.
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Dude, they were Ram was, like, they had me set for, like, a 40 pound, you know, bow. Mhmm. And I go, okay. And he was ai Sai go, what do you guys shoot? Like, Ewan Bryden? He was ai eighty pounds, I think. It was what he said.
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Ninety.
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Oh, okay. So it’s ninety. So Cam goes Cam goes I go, is that one tough to draw pull back? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, can I try? And he was like, okay. So he pulls it and brings it over. You know, all the bow guys are there.
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Uh-huh.
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So I hang and I pull it back. And Kim goes, hold on. Hold on. Hang on. Takes the bow off, and he puts it and he measures it. He’s like, there’s no way he did that. And he measured the test. He goes, goddamn it. He goes, alright. Let’s move over to 69.
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01:42:19
You’re a strong dude, man. You were talking about how you bench press what did you what are you bench pressing now? 315325. 3 20 5 for how many?
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01:42:27
Just one. That’s impressive.
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That’s a lot of weight. It’s dangerous for your shoulders, though. That’s why I don’t like it.
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01:42:31
It’s not Ai it’s not sustainable. And there’s no reason to do it because as I ai did it, I gained weight. Like, I gained weight. I gained 10 pounds. Yeah. Like, this is gonna sound so silly, and you know me so well that you’re gonna laugh when I say this, but, like, my jackets weren’t fitting.
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No. I’m sure.
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Like, it thick for a while. Shoulders and my chest and my my biceps, my triceps, everything in this jacket just wouldn’t fit.
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01:42:53
A year ago when you were at the club, I was calling you Jack Burt.
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Remember? Yeah.
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Because you sana say it. I go, dude, you look different now. It’s not as funny when you take your shirt off because I’m like, he’s fucking jacked. You look like a football player. You look like a big like a Tank Abbott. That’s what you look like. Tank, he was
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01:43:08
a bad motherfucker.
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He was
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01:43:11
Ai was pretty skinny in the special. Not skinny, but, like, I was in good shape in the special. Tanned, really tanned Yeah. Special outfit.
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01:43:18
Bro, Tank Abbott, he put, like, UFC on the map.
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01:43:22
Dude, that early generation of guys were so charismatic. Oh, man. I mean, when you look like Frank, what’s his name? Shamrock. Frank Shamrock. Oh, yeah. Joyce Gracie. Oh, yeah. Tank Abbott. Ken Shamrock. Ken Shamrock.
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01:43:35
Dude, that was ai Yeah. That was like the Don Ai. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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01:43:42
You know, we were I was we were we just at the other day. I wonder what was the UFC with my ai, and she was and I was saying to her.
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She was ai, so So that was your first her first one ai. Oh, yeah. Have you seen one do you saw one live at
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01:43:53
the Apex? I saw it. I saw one live at, Madison Square Garden.
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Oh, that’s right.
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That’s right.
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That was a good one too.
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Yeah. But we sat we I bought the tickets. So we sat up in the nosebleeds. That
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made me angry. Don’t ever buy tickets.
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01:44:04
I know, but I’m never gonna ask you for something.
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Me ai.
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01:44:06
I get I get angry when people ask you for shit because you’re so generous with everyone Yeah. That doesn’t that I I feel bad. You called and you said, do you want tickets? And I was like, you first of all, you’re like, are you going to UFC? And I was like, I’m not gonna say I don’t wanna stop.
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01:44:20
Told me you were going to slap fight. I’m like, okay. You’re here. Yeah. Like, I’d I didn’t know if you were set up yet.
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No. And and ai I wasn’t gonna ask Dana for tickets.
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Come on.
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01:44:28
And then you’re like, oh, let me get you tickets. And then you go, UFC’s got better tickets. Dude, that was a fucking fever dream that night. That was That’s fun. Me and Theo. Ai don’t think I’ve laughed harder with an individual in my fucking life.
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No. There’s no one better than Theo for can we get that lighter? For a hang Dude. Just talking shit and being silly.
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01:44:46
It was me, him, and my wife the whole time. They were ai because we went to sai fight together, then we went to UFC together, sat next to Taylor, sat next to Max Crosby, sat next to Mel Gibson, Taylor Sheridan. Look at that. That’s awesome. Mario Lopez.
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01:44:59
What a fucking crew.
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01:45:01
The guys arya like are like, Max and and Taylor LaJuan.
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A fucking crew.
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01:45:05
Taylor LaJuan’s the one who did me the bench press bet with. Oh, that’s it. With the boys. He was ai he saw me try to get 300. He was like, you can’t get 300.
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Bro, we went gambling with him and Jamie and Shane and ai all his and Dana White in Vegas, and I watched him beat down. Dana was betting for him. Dana was telling him what to bryden, and they have this system. Okay. Whatever. Yeah. He’s up. He’s up, like, a considerable amount of money Yeah.
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Over the course of all the times they’ve been gambling. But they gamble
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heavy. Very.
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And Jamie and I were getting severe anxiety. They were down a hundred and $25,000 in the first five minutes.
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01:45:42
Do you remember that?
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Yeah. Hold on.
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01:45:44
How scary was that?
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I tried to I was like, I’ll I’ll let me jump in with you guys. And he’s like, don’t. Don’t. Don’t.
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01:45:49
Dude, it’s not. I I was gonna I was I was like, let me get a marker. I’ll hop out. Now I’ve never gotten a marker. I got a marker one time with Tommy for What do you
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01:45:57
have to do? Do you have to give me a credit card?
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01:45:58
Oh, it’s they’ve gotta do a fucking bank transfer. It takes a long time to get a marker. A
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bank transfer?
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Unless you’ve done it before. The
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thing is?
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Yeah. Ai, it took me an hour and a half to get a fucking marker. How do
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you get a bank transfer in the middle of the night? You have to call your bank? I don’t
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01:46:10
think you can get a marker unless you’ve already had that established earlier.
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01:46:13
Then you had established?
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01:46:14
No. I hadn’t. Me and Tommy were there, and Tommy’s like, get a marker. So I was like, okay. So I asked for a marker, and it took forever. They’d go through my financial guy, and then they came in.
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Financial guys around in Vegas?
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01:46:24
They called him. They called him.
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At home?
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At work. It was ai Tommy and I
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was it?
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01:46:28
Tommy and I were doing it when we, did the Super Bowl, like, two years ago.
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Oh, so it was daytime?
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01:46:32
It was daytime. Okay. And so Tommy had already gotten his marker, and I it took me forever to get a marker. I got a $50,000 marker. And, dude, I got so nervous. I bet a thousand dollars lost 300, and I was like, I’m done.
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Dude, I just pussy. Remember being poor too well. Ai don’t.
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01:46:47
It’s not it’s not gambling’s not fun unless it sparkles. Unless there’s, like, a Terror. Unless there’s terror. Yeah. It’s not fun when you’re, like, you know $20.
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Yeah. $50. Exactly. Sai gotta bet 50,000, all of that
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money on something to feel it.
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Lose it from
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But Sai love the feeling, but the feeling’s not worth it to lose the money. Yeah. The losing the money, holy shit. Dana White, when we got there, what was
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01:47:10
he down? $600,000?
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Something like that.
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Yeah. He was down $600,000. And, he stayed all ai, and he was there till, like, 05:00 in the morning, and he got it back and was up $600,000 when he left.
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01:47:24
He gambles. He gambles. And he plays baccarat.
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Hard. He is a blackjack.
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Baccarat too. That’s his new game. Oh. We did Tommy and I did a podcast with him. And, I
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bet more.
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01:47:34
What’s that?
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ai Oh.
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01:47:37
What is
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I don’t even know what that is. What is baccarat?
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01:47:40
I know the name. It’s sai it’s it’s I think it’s like a Chinese blackjack.
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01:47:45
Oh. If I had to, like it was on a quiz quiz show. Someone ex explain baccarat, I’d be ai,
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01:47:52
fuck. Ai
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01:47:53
should fucking know that.
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01:47:54
Ricky Tigitabi? I don’t know.
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01:47:55
I know what craps is. I know how that works. I don’t know how it works. No. I do not know, like, the rules, like, what is the come line and all that shit.
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01:48:03
I don’t I don’t know what
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it is.
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01:48:06
Craps is just a simple game.
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They throw the dice, but all the different the come and this the fucking lines and Yeah. I don’t know what’s going on.
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01:48:13
Oh, it’s ram is simple. Really, honestly, craps is a very It’s not simple. Yeah. But it’s it’s basically roll the dice. Whatever that number is, you just gotta roll it again. And then everyone gets a bet on whether you’re not gonna roll it, whether you are gonna roll it, and then they can bet on the other numbers that you might roll before you roll your second number.
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01:48:29
And then there’s a roll two rolls that get you out. And then if you roll those at the beginning, you get money. It’s a simple game, technically. Not as simple as blackjack,
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01:48:36
but backtrack. One that you, like, you get your wife to kiss the dice, then you throw it.
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01:48:40
Oh, yeah.
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01:48:41
You get her to throw it for you, and she gets on a hot streak.
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01:48:43
Dude, we got on a hot streak on a boat one ai. Me and my buddy Cowhead and our buddy Pete, and we were fucking we were rolling hot, and fucking people are making a lot of money. We’re talking I’m on my twentieth roll, and I’m hitting them and hitting them and hitting them. And I ram them one tyler, I go to roll, and the dealer guy hits my hands with the fucking stick. Oh. And I go, what?
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01:49:03
And he goes, meh roll. And I go, whoop. And then I rolled a crapped out of seven. And I was like, fuck that. I go, fuck that.
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And then the guy goes, alright. I’m out. And he just clocked out and walked away. And I ai me and my buddy Speak made him apologize to us.
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01:49:16
Why did he say it was a bad role?
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01:49:17
He just it they ai to fuck up your flow. They don’t wanna they don’t want your flow to fucking
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01:49:22
Oh, they don’t want you to stay hot.
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01:49:23
Yeah. You’re hot. Now let’s fuck it up.
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01:49:26
What is this? This is
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a road record shit for four and a half hours straight. What? Yeah. It’s Sai mean, the amount of money and the energy at that table would have been
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01:49:35
Insane. It would have been bonkers. The fun is the shit you say as you roll the dice.
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01:49:40
Hours and eighteen minutes later, Damara had rolled a world record for craps rolls. She rolled a 54 times. The odds of accomplishing this are one in one point five six trillion. Do
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01:49:51
you know how much money she paid made the people at that table?
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01:49:53
What does that mean? So she rolled the same number every time?
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01:49:56
No. It means that she didn’t roll a seven after her come out roll for that many rolls. She may have rolled a seven, but if you roll a seven on your come out roll, then you get paid.
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01:50:08
Sai, this is why it’s confusing. They try to pretend
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01:50:10
it’s not confusing. No.
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It’s not confusing. Yeah. But you just have you have to do
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01:50:13
it once you get a little bit of money, and then you’re kinda interested. Baccarat’s the rough ones.
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01:50:18
I’m so down
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01:50:18
to the Dana said he goes, take out I think he said $275,000 marker to me and Tommy. He’s ai, I mean, I was gonna be in Vegas. I go he goes, Bert, take out a $275,000 marker. Come play Macarach with me. I’ll double your money. And I was like I was like, if you what just
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01:50:36
Nay. Nay, sir.
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01:50:38
Tom’s like, do it, and Leanne wouldn’t let me do it. She’s like, no fucking way. She’s gonna you’re gonna lose it, and he’s gonna be like, oh, I didn’t see that coming. Or you’re
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01:50:45
gonna, like, get addicted to doing that, and you’re gonna wanna do it all the time. That’s what she sees coming. Shah sees it coming like she sees everything else. She’s like, no, big guy. Give me those pills.
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01:50:55
I got the ick on all of it.
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01:50:57
Yeah. She’s right. She’s right. I mean, look. Dan has got a lot of money. He makes a lot of money. He can do that. He likes doing that. It works somehow or another. It wouldn’t work for me. No. It’s not my thing.
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01:51:08
It’s not my thing.
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But for some people, like, he loves living in Vegas. He loves playing.
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01:51:12
He loves Vegas.
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01:51:13
Loves it. Loves it. He’s got the town wired. You know? Why wouldn’t he love it? You know? The sports there all the time. We got the UFC PI there. So there’s fights there almost Ai mean, every month, there’s a fight at the the The Speak, at least.
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01:51:28
What’s can I tell you the craziest experience of of that whole thing other than meeting Mel Gibson, which was a dream? He was the sweetest guy. He’s
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01:51:36
a nice guy.
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01:51:36
He was a nice guy. Well, I told you I met him on the plane and Yeah. Flying here.
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01:51:40
Yeah.
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And then he walked by meh. Like, when he we left at the plane. He’s ai, maybe I’ll see you this weekend. I was like, hopefully. And then when he walked into UFC, he came over, grabbed my leg. He’s like, what’s up, big guy? And I was like, and the ai next to me are like, you know Dane you know, Mel Gibson? I was like, yeah. But the coolest way back.
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01:51:56
Part coolest part was, the fucking guy Arya Emanuel. That watching the character from Entourage be himself because I sat right behind him, and he was just
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01:52:08
he’s the guy. He’s much more reasonable.
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01:52:11
Oh, he but he’s but he’s still a character.
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01:52:13
Oh, he’s definitely a character.
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01:52:14
Yeah. Nice guy. He’s a nice guy. Him and, Peter Berg were were right up right in front of me in the end.
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01:52:19
I love that dude. Peter
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01:52:20
Berg’s Peter Berg’s great.
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01:52:21
Have you been watching American Prime Evil? Of course. Fuck. Fuck
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01:52:25
me. Fuck. God. Peter Berg’s a great dude. And he was a great actor. Do you remember Aspen in ram?
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01:52:32
Yeah. He he’s he was great in the in the show too. He’s great in American Prime Evil. He’s great. He’s been in a bunch of movies, but I think, like, he really shines as a filmmaker, You know?
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01:52:42
Wait. What’s the movie what’s the TV show Gary Old man’s in right now? Not Black Doves.
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I don’t know. That’s an apple.
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01:52:49
It’s an apple Joe, this is the best damn show out there.
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01:52:52
Apple’s making some banging shows, man.
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01:52:54
Slow Horses. Have you seen it? No. Joe? Yeah? Slow Horses is Gary Old man’s best work yet in my opinion. Really? He is so fucking good, and it is such a great show.
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01:53:07
Damn. Slow Horses on Netflix.
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01:53:09
It’s what’s what’s great about these shows
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Oh, no. On Apple.
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01:53:12
Like the English or or Slow Horses or Black Doves is they’re six episodes, but it’s a six episode arc. So it’s not just, like, episodic, like, we remember, like, like, old dramas being where the whole thing happened in the hour and then Right. And then you never have to watch that again. Brand new one. The whole thing happens in an hour.
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01:53:30
There there are these episode arcs where it starts off telling a story, and you pay out by the last episode, much like Peaky Blinders. Right. Peaky Blinders would would they were great standalone episodes, but that episode, it was so addictive. Yeah. That’s what the the streamers have changed the way we’re taking in content because you start if you start Slow Horses tonight, you’ll watch all six, and then you’ll be like, honey, we’re watching all of these tomorrow.
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01:53:54
Really? It’s so fucking good.
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01:53:57
Oh. Oh, Gary Old man’s awesome.
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01:53:58
Gary Old
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01:53:59
man is He’s the third best vampire movie. His his Dracula.
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01:54:02
Oh, his Dracula?
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01:54:03
His Dracula was very good. It was very good.
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01:54:06
But are you a Dracula guy?
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01:54:07
Love Dracula.
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01:54:08
Who you like more Dracula or the werewolf? Werewolves. Werewolves?
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01:54:12
They’re the most fun. The most fun. Like, he’s just some poor dude. Yeah. It’s like the moon changes, like, fuck. And just waking up covered in blood, like, what happened? Like, the idea of it is just so crazy. I always just always loved werewolf movies.
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01:54:28
What happened to Benicio meh Toro’s werewolf movies? That was
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a good one.
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01:54:31
Ai don’t recall.
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01:54:31
It was good. It just petered out. It was there was some real great moments in it that we played it a bunch of ai, but the one when they’re in the theater, the medical theater, and he’s trying to convince this guy that the ai insane. He’s ai, I’m here to show you that he will not turn into a wolf. He thinks he will. You know, and so they have him strapped up.
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01:54:50
It’s like, oh, I’m going to kill you all. This body’s not fucking it’s an amazing transformation scene. But Rick Baker did that film, the same guy that did American Werewolf in London. Yeah. It’s the, you know, the the werewolf that we have in the lobby.
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That’s the greatest werewolf movie of all time. Yeah. No question. Because it’s John Landis. It’s actually funny. There’s funny moments in it. It’s really fucking good.
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It’s a good movie. Did it a great job of only showing the wolf, like, a little bit. So you it’s you’re really scared when you actually see it. I mean They don’t, like, get you numb to the thing being there. So this is the theater scene. It starts changing.
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01:55:27
So this is like they did a combination of CGI and makeup. So the thing about CGI is ai right there, that’s CGI. CGI, you kinda know it’s CGI. There’s the uncanny valley effect. Right?
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01:55:45
Yeah.
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And so when he fully transforms in the scenes where he’s attacking people, he’s an actor. He’s Benicio meh Toro, but with all these prosthetics on. And it looks much more realistic, like, the way it moves, the way it behaves. Like, when he goes after these people, it seems well, go back up sai you could see it ripped the guy’s heart out.
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01:56:08
Oh, he threw the dude through the window. His backup a little bit before that is when he tears the guy apart. Look at this. It seems to be locked,
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Oh my god.
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Sai, so when it’s a dude in a costume with all the fur on it, the the way it moves is just they can’t quite fix that.
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01:56:58
In CGI?
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It’s not quite there. Yeah. It still gives you that thing where there’s a suspension of disbelief. But when they use, you know, when they use makeup, like like they did in American War Off in London And, like, real like, the transformation scene in American Ai in Bryden, do you remember that one?
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01:57:15
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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01:57:16
The ai in the bedroom
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01:57:17
Yeah.
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Or in the living ram, and he just starts fucking, and his back pops up, and he stretches out and starts getting
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covered there. Aren’t they ai, like, CCR in that?
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01:57:26
Yeah. I think it’s Sai Moon.
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01:57:28
Werewolf in London.
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No. I think it’s Bad Moon on the ai. There’s a Bad Moon on the rise.
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01:57:35
Goddamn. Yeah. I mean, I could use a new werewolf. You know what they were doing?
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01:57:38
They’re doing it. The guy who did Nosferatu is gonna do a werewolf movie now.
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01:57:42
No shah. They were gonna do a series of all the horror movies, and it started with The Mummy with Tom Cruise. They had one set up for Johnny Depp.
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01:57:50
But The Mummy with Tom Cruise is not the mummy, the scary mummy from, like, when we were kids.
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01:57:55
Yeah. But they were all reimagined. Like, I I I took a meeting with that whatever that studio was, and they were because they always wanted a comedic actor in it. For the one that in The Mummy, it was Jake, Jake. Ai, he’s such a great actor, and I’m fucking flaking on his name. He was in New Girl.
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01:58:12
Jake Johnson. Jake Johnson. Jake Johnson is funny as shit. He is a great actor, and he was the comedic relief in The Mummy. And, and they were gonna do that with each of them. So they had one set up for for, for Johnny Depp. They had them set up for big stars.
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01:58:30
Everyone was getting their own
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01:58:31
Wasn’t it Brandon Fraser originally?
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01:58:33
He was in the the original Mummy. Original.
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Original.
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01:58:37
Yeah. And then it was The Rock.
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Oh, that’s right. That’s right.
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Yeah. And then it was Tom Cruise.
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01:58:43
I love Brandon Fraser’s revival. Isn’t it amazing? Dude. Isn’t it great when a guy comes back and not just comes back but comes back and and kills it in a movie and then, like, has this, like, heartfelt speech where he’s, like, tearing up and crying and, like, everybody loves him again.
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01:58:58
Yeah. Like, that must have felt awful for that guy. He was this giant movie star. He was in all these giant films, and then for whatever reason, he just kinda, like, faded away.
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01:59:07
He got Meh Tooed.
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01:59:08
Is that what happened?
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01:59:09
He’s but by a dude. Oh. The dude tried to fucking touch him. Oh. And he stood up to the guy. He was like, hey, man. You go fuck yourself. The guy’s like, I’ll ruin your career. If I’m obviously, my memory is whatever the fuck it is. But, yeah, that he came out, and he said, you know, I was I was blackballed because I got fucking called a
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dude out. Let’s find out if that’s true.
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01:59:25
Yeah. Find out if that’s true.
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01:59:26
Ai have to edit that out.
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01:59:28
Allegedly. Allegedly
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01:59:31
is a great word.
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01:59:32
The, but it’s it’s crazy those, I saw some of Mickey Rourke.
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No. I mean, he said it.
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01:59:39
That’s what he said?
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01:59:40
Yeah. Okay. Mickey Rourke said, he hadn’t worked for thirteen years, and Mickey Rourke was the man. Hope at Greenwich Village.
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01:59:47
Oh, Angel Heart? I’m not
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01:59:48
Angel Heart? Shut the
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01:59:49
fuck up. Dude. Didn’t he do He was a beast.
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01:59:52
Didn’t he do the, the one with the ice cube on the stomach, the blue dream or blue?
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01:59:59
Ai. With Kim Basinger.
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02:00:00
Where he ai that? And it was, like, the ultimate sex scene. Movie. And it was, like, just they they what was it called?
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Wild Orchid.
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Wild Orchid. Wild
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Orchid. I think That
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would look crazy, man.
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But he said he I saw an interview with him, and he said he hadn’t worked in thirteen years. He was down on his money.
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All he had I saw that.
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02:00:15
His motorcycles and his clothes. He dressed himself up one night and took himself out for a bowl of spaghetti, and it’s all the money he had. Fucking Sylvester Stallone walked ai, and he’s like, hey, man. Where you been? He’s like, she’s been out. He was like, you wanna work in a movie?
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02:00:28
He was like, yeah. And he goes, that one movie paid six months of my rent, and it was it’s come back. Yeah. Nicky Work’s always been a badass.
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02:00:36
He was awesome.
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02:00:37
I bought clothes because I saw what he was wearing on a Sunday. He had on the coolest fucking outfit. And it’s so silly, but he had, like, a Adidas track pants. This had to be, like, 02/2001 Adidas track pants with a white Adidas shoes and a and a wife beater. And he was putting cases of Heineken in the back of a Cadillac DTS.
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02:00:56
And I was watching him from across the street, and I was like, I’m getting those pants. I’m getting new shoes. Puma shoes, Adidas pants, and a fucking wife beater. And Sai, dude, I dress like that hoping someone be like, dude, that’s a badass outfit. No one ever said it to me.
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02:01:08
You know what’s a great I would have said it. Thank you. You know what’s a great movie that people have slept on shah forgot about with him? Chinatown.
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02:01:16
Wait. Is he in Chinatown?
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Now what was it called? It wasn’t Chinatown was Jack Nicholson, but there was another there was a Chinatown goddamn it. Year of the Dragon. Year of the Dragon. Wait.
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02:01:27
What’s Year of the Dragon? That’s
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what it was. That’s what
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02:01:29
Which one’s Year of the Dragon?
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02:01:30
Year of the Dragon is he’s a cop. He’s like a dirty cop in this, Chinese mob film. It’s really good, man. It’s really good. What year is this?
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02:01:43
Eighty five. Eighty ‘5.
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02:01:45
So I was in fucking high school, man. Wow. This is the year I graduated high school. It’s a good movie though, man. Real good movie. It might not hold up. Really hot Chinese lady falls in love with her. Oh, baby.
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02:01:58
It’s crazy when you see your heroes get older, you know? Like Harrison Ford to see him now and be ai, god, man.
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02:02:04
He’s great in that, 1923 shah, though. Have you been watching that?
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02:02:07
Oh, is this Tyler show? Yeah. No. Ai seen it? He’s great. Oh, this is Ai just saw yeah. We was talking about that.
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That’s ai it’s episode four last night. He’s great in that.
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02:02:14
He’s he he’s the man. You know, they said the rumor is they they were gonna cast, Tom Selleck as Han Solo. Did you hear this?
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02:02:22
Yeah. And he was a carpenter.
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02:02:22
He was a and Mark Hamill told me the story. Yeah.
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And he
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was Did he really? Yeah. Yeah. He said they were having they’re having Harrison read with everyone. So because he was, like, you know, great actor, but he was also a carpenter. And then, like, you just read sides with people as they audition. So we read with Carey. We read with Mark. We read with everyone. They were gonna cast Tom Selleck.
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02:02:39
And at the last minute, they said, you know, I don’t know, man. Something about Tom Selleck isn’t dangerous. There’s something dangerous about Harrison Ford. And there is. Really working.
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02:02:48
He’s struggling. Yeah. Yeah. And he’s I mean, I just watched all three Raiders of the Lost Ark the other night, and he is fucking funny. Oh, great. He’s cool.
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02:02:57
Do you know that scene where the guy pulls out the sword, starts swinging around, he just shoots him? Yeah. You know, he improvised that? Yeah. That’s fucking amazing. Amazing scene. Ram ai it. I
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remember watching it in the movie theater and going.
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02:03:11
Yeah. Perfect. That’s what you hope always happens. Get the fuck out of here with that sword. Boom. God. And he was
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02:03:16
a he was a hero with a tragic flaw, and that was snakes. That was his weakness. That was his Achilles’ heel.
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02:03:23
Also, he was a professor that was, like, secretly dangerous. Secretly, I think, doing real archaeology. He had a whip. Here it is. This is the scene. They were supposed to have this whole choreograph thing with the sword and the whip. Perfect scene.
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02:03:48
How many franchises is he the actor that’s had the most franchises behind him?
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02:03:53
No. It’s gotta be Tom Cruise. Right?
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02:03:55
Oh, yeah.
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Ai Cruise top well, he wasn’t in the new Top Gun, was he? Yeah.
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02:04:00
He was.
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02:04:01
Ai didn’t watch it.
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02:04:02
You didn’t watch it?
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02:04:02
Oh, I did watch a little of it.
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02:04:04
Oh, it’s so good. I turned it off after
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a while.
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02:04:05
I cried at the end. Ai turned it off after a while. Yeah. It
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it what’s that?
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Sorry. I dropped the gun, but Harrison Ford is correct.
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02:04:12
Oh, he is the most? Yeah. So he’s got Star Wars?
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02:04:14
He’s got Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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02:04:15
Raiders of
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the Lost Ark. Jack Ryan.
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02:04:17
He’s got 20 of them.
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He’s got 20 of them? Ai. Wait.
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Wait. Wait. Franchise roles. Sai don’t know if it’s, like, you know
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02:04:24
Oh, like a small role.
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Or if it’s 20 different franchises.
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Oh, okay. Well, starring and ai, you got the two big ones. Raiders of the Lost Arya, huge. Star Wars, the hugest of all time.
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02:04:34
Can you imagine doing can you imagine doing Star Wars and then doing Raiders of the Lost Ark? Can be and you’d be just being ai, I guess I don’t fuck up. I guess I just hit dingers.
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02:04:44
Well, I mean
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02:04:45
Can you imagine?
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02:04:47
He obviously is very fortunate to get cast in those, but also he killed it. Right?
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02:04:51
It’s like Apparently, one of the coolest dudes to party with.
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02:04:54
The scene with him and fucking the the the love tension between him and Carrie Fisher was amazing.
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02:04:59
Okay. Can I ask you something? As a first grade Bert to a fourth grade Joe Rogan, did you know that Darth Vader was his dad in the first episode? No. Okay. I didn’t either. How was it? Cousins were ai, how did you not know that?
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02:05:12
Ai mean Oh, your cousins are douchebags. Yeah. They didn’t know either. God. They’re bullshitting. Ai found out, and they were like, how did you not know? They were those guys. You know, those guys who just read something and then barks it at you ai, how the fuck do you not know this, man?
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02:05:25
You don’t know the fucking Federal Reserve, so you don’t know about the ice wall?
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02:05:31
I think they they had a game show called you’d be shocked what Bert doesn’t know. People make a lot of money. Oh, yeah. I don’t know anything.
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02:05:38
Yeah. I know shit that doesn’t help.
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02:05:40
You know the most interesting shit at a dinner party to talk about. Like, I don’t know any of that shit.
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02:05:45
Well, I definitely can do that. I can talk on the surface level about a lot of stuff.
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02:05:49
Do you like when a person ai, like Tyler are you you were ai of between three conversations? Because because you were talking to your ai, you’re talking to David. But, like, me and Leanne were dead set talking to Tyler. And I love I love when a dude hold hold score like
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02:06:05
That was a great tyler.
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02:06:06
He sai,
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02:06:08
where he’s like,
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02:06:08
let me tell you about I remember Leanne was like, I had 400 head of vatsal as a kid. And he goes, yeah. I got 14,000. And I was like, Leanne, shut your mouth. Let him talk. He he did fucking Yellowstone. Let him talk. Don’t stop. Don’t stand in ai.
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02:06:21
He’s a storyteller. He’s a great storyteller. And he’s a ai, you know, there’s a ranch that I hunt at in California, and he was a cowboy on that ranch
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02:06:28
Yeah.
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02:06:29
At one point in ai, an actual cowboy. He actually worked and helped to fucking move cattle around.
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02:06:35
Oh, and you know meh. Like, you know, if sometimes if you tell a story, I gotta send him a story, I’ll tell you my story after.
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02:06:40
Yeah.
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02:06:41
Buddy.
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02:06:42
There’s none of those than that guy.
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02:06:43
You can’t you can’t top any of his fucking stories.
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02:06:46
But that’s why his stories are so good. It’s ai lived experience.
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02:06:49
Very lived experience.
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02:06:50
Yeah. And under a real understanding. That’s ai his love for the cowboy culture is, like, completely legitimate.
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02:06:57
It’s why Yellowstone is so good. Yes.
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02:06:59
It you can’t you can ai I mean, you can fake it. People have faked it before. But when someone does it that really loves it, that’s when it gets people excited and they move to Montana. They decide they will, I wanna live that life. It’s like Avatar Depression. I wanna be on Pandora.
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02:07:14
It’s like people you know, they meh sucked in by someone who’s done an amazing job of telling a film or a story in a in a shah. And that’s what entertainment is really all about. Yeah. For me, I’m not looking for any fucking lessons about equity and inclusion, diversity. Ai already I already think that way.
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02:07:34
I already think that all human beings are the same. We’re all just one thing experiencing each other subjectively as Bill Hicks said. I I believe that. So I don’t need that lesson. That lesson just makes me feel like you’re preaching to meh, and that shit’s annoying. I don’t like it.
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02:07:48
It’s Ai get I already know these things. Stop. We’re doing it for other people. It doesn’t work. It doesn’t work.
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02:07:54
It just makes people more self righteous, and they wanna talk about it all the time.
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02:07:58
I have I have a weird question. Do you think, because, like, I I I feel like because I’m on Instagram a lot. Like, I’m I’m might be switching to a flip phone.
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02:08:06
Right.
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02:08:07
But I’m not watching anything
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02:08:08
Right after you quit drinking. Right? No.
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02:08:10
My wife already bought the flip phone. She was like, I dude, my daughters put, parental controls on my Instagram.
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02:08:16
Yeah. It’s hilarious.
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02:08:17
Sai ai I I Ai got don’t worry. I can get through them. But, would you think that, like I noticed a seems like a lot of people now are almost living for Instagram. Like like, hey, this is me and my three friends and we’re sailing around the world. And then, do you think people were doing that before Instagram?
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02:08:35
No. No. I think definitely people are doing things so that they can show that they’re doing things. But if you’re actually doing things, like, it’s a balancing thing. Like, if you’re experiencing more stuff because you’re documenting it for your YouTube channel, you’re still experiencing more stuff. Yeah.
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02:08:51
I mean,
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02:08:51
you are kind of you’re putting it all out there, but if you’re still experiencing more stuff. Like, that’s probably net positive. Yeah. The problem is when you find yourself hanging out with your friends, but all you’re doing is staring at your phone, you know, and it’s a real it’s a real trap that we all get sucked into, especially if you had a good algorithm.
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02:09:11
You know, it’s it’s filled with stuff that pisses you off or freaks you out, which is mine.
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02:09:15
Oh, I don’t watch any ai shit’s my shit’s all people doing epic shah, and Ai go yeah. Like, I like, I followed these two dudes, ai Everest. I followed them on Ram, climb fucking Everest. And I was like, it’s like, I gotta I wanna climb Mount Kilimanjaro. No. No. No. Kilimanjaro is achievable. No. No.
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02:09:32
But I go I wanna do epic shit. Like, I got to a place when I took was Sai I started taking time off in July, and I was like, yo, I need I want a month. I wanna sail to Hawaii. Like, I ai I wanna see what it’s like to be afraid, you know, in the middle of the ocean.
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02:09:45
Pull up how many people die
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02:09:48
in Mount Kilimanjaro. Oh, nobody. Mount Kilimanjaro is easy. Yeah. It’s a light lift. It’s a light lift. People have died. Mount Kilimanjaro is easy.
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02:09:54
I guarantee you. No.
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02:09:55
It’s like a it’s a long, hard hike.
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02:09:57
I bet people have died.
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02:09:58
I okay. I I bet it’s under 10.
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02:10:00
How many?
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02:10:00
10 a year.
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02:10:01
Three to 10 a year.
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02:10:02
Oh, yeah. But watch how many people ai going to Everest.
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02:10:06
Yeah. That’s not good. Well, if you play Rush Rulut with five bullets, you get shot more. I ai play with one. How?
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02:10:12
Ask him to know. Hold on.
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02:10:15
That’s sai stupid fucking thing to say. You know how many people definitely don’t die on Mount Kilimanjaro that don’t go to Mount Kilimanjaro? 1 Hundred Percent of all. 100% of the people that don’t go up that fucking stupid mountain. Just get a fucking Oculus and watch that shah. You know? Just watch it.
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02:10:31
Watch it in your your head. You can get videos of it. Three hundred forty people have died attempting to reach or return what what happened? Oh, Mount Everest. Since records began, many bodies remain.
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02:10:43
Have you ever seen the bodies scattered, ai, the map of the bodies where they show where the known dead bodies on Mount Everest are? Yeah. It’s terrifying.
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02:10:51
Do you wanna know the craziest one? Sure. So the first dude to ever attempt the summon, I think his name is Mallory. Right? Evan Hilary is the one who
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02:10:58
got it.
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02:10:59
So he they said they found his body, you know, probably, like, five years after, ten years after. And they said he had a broken leg, a fractured skull, and his PIC. And that’s how they could figure out it was him because his initials were in his PIC. And they said he always carried a picture of his wife because he was gonna put the picture of his wife on the top of Mount Everest, and it wasn’t in his pocket.
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02:11:20
So they’re like, did he was he in fact the first person to get there?
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02:11:24
Oh, probably.
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02:11:25
And then he left there and then died on the ridge coming down.
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02:11:28
Probably.
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02:11:28
The other thing that I think is wild is, sir Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay made a deal that they would reach the summit at the same time because it was ai, you know, who who gets to the
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02:11:42
summit first? Right.
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02:11:43
And it’s sai it’s a I mean, when you think about it, you know, especially with racism back then Meh mean, Hillary was a Kiwi. I mean, you know, he must have been ai, hey, bryden guy, just carry the bags. I’m gonna I’m gonna get up there, and you come up, get a picture of meh, and then we’ll do it one together, and then we’ll head down.
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02:11:55
But they made a deal to go up together because they they needed them that much.
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02:11:59
Well, you definitely need those Sherpas can go all the way up there with no oxygen.
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02:12:02
Those Sherpas will get locked on a ledge with a bunch of, white people. The white people have to have helicopter come out and get them. A helicopter can I think can only get to, like, 2,300 feet? 23,000 feet is, ai like, the safe zone. Mhmm. They’ll come and get the white people out, and then the sherpas are, like, oh, we’re gonna walk down. We’re good. Yeah.
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02:12:20
They’ll they’ll hang out for, like, seven days up there. And then I just heard a documentary about it or sai a podcast. But those guys can are so fucking good at it.
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02:12:29
Also, they’re so adapted to that climate. They live up there. That the the adaption is a big part of it. Right? Because it takes a long time to be able to adapt to that low of an altitude or high of an altitude rather.
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02:12:41
Look what they’re carrying on.
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02:12:43
That shit on his back. That is crazy. Bro, I walk around with a 45 pound plate and I I complain. That’s so much shit. That guy must have legs of steel. How about how bad is his meh back?
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02:12:56
They all smoke.
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02:12:57
I bet they smoke like a chimney. Yeah. Do they smoke? Do Sherpa smoke?
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02:13:03
I just saw a documentary on Netflix about the earthquake in Look at
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02:13:08
him. Smoking.
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02:13:10
Eric Shipton.
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02:13:11
Look at that guy. That’s one of them early explorer type fellas. Click on that that dude with the pipe. Yeah. Look at that ai. Back in the day, meh, no fucking Internet. These guys had heard about it. They heard about it. You know? Yeah.
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02:13:23
And we’re gonna go they probably saw a photo that one person took. You know? I mean, back then, all the fucking people had photos.
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02:13:30
The the guy who figured out the height in, like, what, fucking 30 in, like, turn turn of the century was a Indian guy or, you know, Nepalese. He figured out the height, and he was within 30 feet of being correct. Just from distance to doing math, he was in 30 feet after satellite images came in.
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02:13:47
Look at this. Everest Pioneers packed 15,000 cigarettes. Holy shit. Despite low oxygen.
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02:13:56
I bet they thought it was good for their lungs.
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02:13:59
Well, people used to think that it was ai an exercise for your lungs.
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02:14:01
They did that with, Teddy Roosevelt. Teddy Roosevelt’s dad, Teddy Roosevelt had asthma. That’s right. And his dad would make him smoke cigars with him in his lounge. He said, it’ll strengthen your lungs.
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02:14:11
Yeah. I saw something like that where a doctor and it was ai an old timey movie. God, who was it? Who was it? I think it was Leonardo DiCaprio. Like, who did Leonardo DiCaprio play in a movie? He played some famous wealthy guy.
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02:14:27
Howard Hughes.
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02:14:28
That’s right. And I think it was when Howard Hughes was young. He had bad lungs, and the doctor was prescribing cigarettes to him. God, I hope I’m not remembering this wrong. I may be. But I know that they used to some doctors would recommend cigarettes to certain people that have certain lung issues. Yeah. Which is so crazy.
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02:14:46
Ai was the exact opposite.
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02:14:47
Bad. Oh, the How bad was going to the doctor back then?
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02:14:51
Oh, they were just guessing.
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02:14:53
I mean, not just guessing, but guessing so wrong.
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02:14:56
I asked my dad about the polio vaccine, and I go, did they have to run it by your parents? He goes, parents, they just took us into the gym and stuck everyone. Yeah. I mean, they just were like, yo. It’s we think this works.
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02:15:09
What was the there’s a controversy yesterday when there was some sort of a hearing on whether or not they should ban sugar and and candy from school lunches, or whether they should discourage sugar and candy. And it was something like the American Heart Association voted to not restrict the diets of kids. And everybody was like, what? What’s going on?
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02:15:38
Like, let me get this right because I I was supposed to save this and I was on the phone and I I I didn’t. See if you can find it, Jamie. But it was a conversation that was happening yesterday, and it was being shared on the Internet where people are freaking out like And
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02:15:51
you’re talking about school lunches, not like with your parents.
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02:15:53
Remember correctly, unfortunately.
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02:15:55
So there were restrictions I don’t sana talk about that. Mistaken, there were restrictions on what we could give our kids to school.
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02:16:01
Really?
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02:16:01
You couldn’t just give them everything. You couldn’t pass, like ai? Couldn’t give them candy.
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02:16:05
Yeah. Here it is. Trump officials wanna ban junk food from SNAP, but past effort shah it’s not easy. No. That’s not it.
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02:16:12
There’s something coming up.
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02:16:14
That’s the only thing coming up?
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02:16:15
Yeah. It has to do with this. But I don’t know what’s I’m trying to figure out
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02:16:17
There was a video ai, god. I wanna sai some.
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02:16:20
Supplemental nutrition assistance program.
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02:16:22
Yeah. That sai, I think, that’s the push, but there was resistance to it that I thought was crazy.
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02:16:30
Goddamn it. I know I see it. Association right here.
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02:16:33
Is that it?
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02:16:35
It’s the same thing.
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02:16:36
Okay. Texas Sai. This is it. American Heart Association opposes, the SNAP’s sugary food drink regulations. That’s what it is. American Heart Association opposes a Texas bill that would restrict using SNAP benefits to purchase sugary drinks and processed snacks, critics question if corporate funding influences the American Health Association’s policies.
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02:16:58
The ‘s opposition has sparked criticism over its history of receiving funding from major food companies, like PepsiCo and Coca Cola, raising concerns about conflicts of interest. An spokesperson said their position on the Texas legislation was miscommunicated. They say the organization has long favored the USDA using its authority to increase the consumption of healthy foods and decrease consumption of sugary drinks.
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02:17:24
So they changed their opinion probably based on controversy. Okay. I often say look at this. During the hearing, lawmakers and public health advocates voiced their opinions. State senator Lois Kolkhorst expressed shock over ‘s opposition during the hearing.
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02:17:45
I often say that I can never be surprised in this building, but for the American Heart Association to be against this bill, that ai be the surprise of the session so far. It sounds weird that they would they would I mean, it doesn’t even make sense. That’s obviously not good for you. No.
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02:18:04
Like, why would they encourage that or change it? Like, what will be their
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02:18:08
I forget what their argument was. Like a classist argument?
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02:18:11
I don’t know.
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02:18:12
Is it is because it seems like a classist thing. When you go to Whole Foods, it’s different than going to Ralphs or Vaughn’s.
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02:18:18
This is what it says. Puente testified the was concerned about the bill’s potential impact on SNAP participation. He also emphasized the importance of educating the public about healthy eating instead of restricting purchases. Sai, but that seems weird. Like, what better way to encourage healthy eating than to say, you’re not gonna starve. You you can get food.
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02:18:39
Yeah.
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02:18:39
But you can’t buy shit. You can go buy
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02:18:42
But where does this hamburgers. But where does this line draw the line? I I’m I’m just thinking, like, the other day Sai was in I was in traffic, and I thought, I can’t believe they they still let people ride motorcycles because people die all the time. And they and they cut things. Cars too, though. Yeah.
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02:18:57
But but in motorcycles, like, I’m getting one, and ai wife’s like, that’s why you’re
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02:19:01
getting one.
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02:19:01
Oh, yeah. Fuck you. Why ai you
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02:19:02
doing that?
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02:19:02
Because Harley reached out.
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02:19:03
Oh, don’t And
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02:19:04
they were like, come on, buddy. Not in California, bud. Just for ai night.
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02:19:08
Drive out here.
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02:19:09
Late night.
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02:19:09
Late ai when the crackheads grow.
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02:19:10
I’ll tell you what. I’ll leave it here. If I can leave it at your studio Yeah. Leave it here. This will be my Austin bike.
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02:19:15
I’m coming out with another ai. Ai and a fucking this motherfucker. Yeah. You can park me.
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02:19:20
I’m coming out to Austin, for, like, two two weeks in June.
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02:19:22
Nice.
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02:19:23
Get ready for my tour.
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02:19:24
Your kids have left the nest.
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02:19:25
My dude.
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02:19:26
To bail my brother.
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02:19:27
Buddy, I’m living with one person every day all fucking day. Wild. I know. We do everything together. Come over here.
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02:19:35
Come here. You don’t need to be in that bullshit state.
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02:19:37
The,
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02:19:38
There’s no need for that anymore.
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02:19:39
The mother’s just such a great
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02:19:41
sell your fucking house.
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02:19:42
Ai a great place to do stand up. It’s such a great vibe right there.
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02:19:46
It’s right there. Place to hang.
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02:19:47
No, dude. Ai. I went over there after our party on ai Southwest South Ai and just got fucking lit with Tony, Shane.
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02:19:54
It’s a fun place, man. Called it
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02:19:56
called it early. But I saw I told Leanne, I said, I’m gonna do, like, a week in Oxnard. Do I was gonna do a little run on my tour bus. I said, I’m I think I’m ai take my tour bus to Austin. Just stay here for, like, a week, two weeks.
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02:20:05
It’s a good place to fuck around, do new stuff too.
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02:20:08
It is.
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02:20:08
Speak in the little room. That little room is just,
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02:20:11
I can’t tell you how valuable it is to have phones in yonder pouches.
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02:20:14
Comedy Store is doing that now. Yeah. Peter Shah told me.
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02:20:18
Really?
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02:20:18
Yeah. I I was so Not
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02:20:19
two weeks ago.
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02:20:20
That is amazing. Really?
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02:20:22
Ai don’t know. I don’t think so.
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02:20:23
He was this was two weeks ago.
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02:20:25
Maybe it was longer. I don’t know. Last time I was there, I said some wild shit.
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02:20:28
Oh, no. You wanna get out?
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02:20:29
I don’t know. You can’t practice.
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02:20:34
You can’t You gotta be able to practice. And it’s just practicing.
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02:20:37
It’s the snitches that want you to say it’s almost like it’s the fucking cunts that you They
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02:20:42
can’t help it because you can get so many likes. Yeah.
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02:20:44
And I’m like, bitch, you want this comedy.
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02:20:46
Right. But if if you put something if you say something wild on stage and it’s funny and they laugh, you could take that and put it on your Instagram and you get 2,000,000 views. And that’s just too tempting for people.
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02:20:57
Oh.
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02:20:57
We bust people with those meh glasses. Yeah. They try to come in with their fucking Ray Bans on and film things. Those meta glasses are amazing. My friend Jimmy, who works for the UFC, had them on the other day. Upon arrival at the venue, all phones secured in yonder bags.
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02:21:12
Is this the store? Yes. Comedy store. December tenth?
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02:21:15
Yep. Twenty twenty four.
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02:21:17
Oh, wow.
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02:21:18
Nice. Oh, I guess They just forgot. Or maybe it was a comic who had his phone out. Some comic threw threw you down the river.
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02:21:26
Fucking
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02:21:27
That happens.
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02:21:28
Oh.
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02:21:28
There’s a lot of country comics, especially, like There’s
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02:21:30
a lot of country comics? Mhmm. I’m starting to think that’s all they got. No. Buddy, do you ever do you ever hey, Joe. Do you ever do you ever this is what makes me crazy.
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02:21:38
What makes you crazy, Bert Kreischer?
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02:21:40
Do you ever be friends with someone and then all of a sudden realize you’ve been competing the whole time, but you didn’t know you were in a competition?
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02:21:47
Yeah. That’s unfortunate. That’s unfortunate. Inspired by is a better way to look at life. Competing is just not
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02:21:54
good for me. Once competed with another comic. I’ve been inspired by so many fucking comics.
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02:21:59
That’s good. You have a healthy mindset. But I think our whole group has a healthy mindset.
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02:22:03
I think so.
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02:22:04
Yeah. We don’t have any cunts. We don’t have any jealous, bitter cunts in in the group of people that we’re hanging with.
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02:22:10
I mean, I That’s so important. I hung with Chappelle one ai, and, he’s called. I was in Dayton. He was like, ai. Why don’t you come out and party? And I was like, cool. And then we went out and party. And I you know, I kinda forget what a fan I am of his, of, like, how just how great he is.
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02:22:25
I mean, his kicker in the pussy joke might be one of my favorite jokes ever that’s ever been written. It’s so fucking dope.
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02:22:31
Oh, he’s a great comic, but he’s a great human. He’s a great human. He’s a fun ai. Like, he’s a genuine sweetheart of a guy.
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02:22:37
I was with him right before before I shot the speak, and I said to him and we’re fucking lit. Right? And I go, yo, Dave. I don’t wanna fucking I go, I don’t wanna talk shop. I just wanna hang. But I gotta say, you’re the greatest ever do it. I’m getting ready to shoot my special. I just would love a little bit of your insight of what you think, ai, how you prepare for one. Mhmm.
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02:22:56
Pell ai a cigarette, and he’s like, alright. How many shows? I said six. He goes, perfect. He goes, and then he breaks down.
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02:23:04
I’m not gonna do it because it’s Dave’s secret. It’s Dave’s thing he shared. I don’t wanna but he broke down how he does a special to meh, me and him sitting in a fucking in a barn, in the middle of a field, in fucking three in the morning with IVs in our arms. And I was like I was like, dude. I gave him a hug. I was like, he’s just saying he’s the fucking greatest.
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02:23:23
Him and Katt Williams, two of the baddest motherfuckers and the sweetest guys. But I was like, that that energy, like, I have no I want I want Chappelle’s special to be fucking amazing when it comes out. But it will be. Everyone’s telling me how great Schultz’s special is. I can’t wait to fucking watch it.
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02:23:39
Yeah. Ai you have a good attitude. That’s a good attitude. That’s how you’re supposed to think.
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02:23:42
That’s how I yeah. That’s that’s how I think. But
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02:23:45
It’s not what’s the other way is not good for you.
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02:23:47
Let me see that.
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02:23:48
Think about it is the other way is but you want another one? You want a new one? Yeah.
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02:23:51
I’ll take a new one.
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02:23:51
The other way is bad for you as a human. Yeah. It’s just it’s not healthy to think that way. It doesn’t do you any good. It only serves you to get fucked up. It’s it only serves your your ego and your bullshit. You meh the clippers Yeah. On the back. There you
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02:24:07
go. Fuck. Ego, man.
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02:24:09
It’s just not good for you. It doesn’t help you. It only hurts you. It doesn’t hurt the person that you’re jealous of, and it hurts you. It’s just it’s not necessary. You could you could just be ai, and you could say, oh, this fucking mutt can make it. You can say that. I can do it too. But don’t be jealous. If you don’t like someone and they’re becoming very successful, maybe think why you react so strongly.
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02:24:35
Because a lot of times, it’s unfortunately jealousy. Like, there’s comics that I don’t think they’re very good. They don’t make me laugh, but I don’t care. I don’t get mad at them. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. I don’t get upset at them. They I mean, I’ll be friends with them.
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02:24:50
I’ll be, I’ll like them. I’ll you know, there’s comics that I and I had to learn how to do that because it used to be, like, if guys weren’t funny, I just couldn’t deal with them. Couldn’t hang out with them. I’m friends with a few people that suck. But they’re nice people. You know, you could separate that.
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02:25:05
But I’m also friends with some people that are mind blowing. You know? And there’s such a value in that. You know? When you’re around people that are, like, really good at what they do, when you’re around Dave.
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02:25:17
And Schultz is, my favorite for going to a place and then talking shit about the place in such a brilliant way.
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02:25:27
I I think Schultz is fucking brilliant.
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02:25:29
He He’s so good.
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02:25:30
Dude, the whole shit with Kendrick Lamar. I I was getting in the shower, reading it, texting him. I’m sitting outside the shower texting him my favorite lines. The only thing he has to do is decide if it’s consensual.
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02:25:41
That was crazy.
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02:25:42
I but I’d fucking but I get inspired by motherfuckers like that.
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02:25:46
He’s a funny dude, man. And the thing he did did you ever see the thing he did about, Hawaii? No. Oh my god. It’s so funny. He’s in Hawaii. He goes he starts to sai up. He goes, I’ve never seen chickens more confident. He has a sai big about chickens in Ai, like, just wandered.
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02:26:07
It’s it’s just it’s such a funny bit. It’s so if you’ve been to Hawaii, you know there’s chickens all over the fucking place. It’s kinda crazy.
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02:26:13
Do you know who else does that? Tommy.
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02:26:15
Oh, yeah.
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02:26:15
Tommy. Tommy shits on a place so aggressively, and they love it. Yeah. Like, he did Dublin One Year. Ai, like, same way we both did it, and he goes, is it fun? I said, I had the best time of my life. He goes up, and it’s the day the king gets coronated coronated. And he goes out, first words. He’s ai, fuck your king.
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02:26:32
And the place starts going, ole ole ole ole. Tommy didn’t know if they’re gonna stop singing. We did a show in Ai, and he goes oh, at Pearl Harbor, and they’re ai, alright. Tommy opens the show. He goes they’re like, first rule, don’t make fun of the ai. Second rule, do not bring up Pearl Harbor. First and second joke.
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02:26:53
First joke, man, they say ai life’s slow. I didn’t know they were talking about your metabolism. Man, you guys are fat as fuck. I was taking a walk. I don’t wanna be as fat as you guys. I got lost on the base.
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02:27:03
Lucky there are a couple Japanese guys that are pretty familiar with where how this base operates. The fuck. Me and Russell Peters are ai, laughing. The admiral’s losing his mind. Goddamn it. What did I fucking tell him?
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02:27:13
That’s hilarious, and they think they could tell you what not to
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02:27:16
talk about. They I we I have an offer to do, Dubai. Don’t.
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02:27:22
Thank you. You’re gonna fuck up. You’re you’re gonna say something stupid.
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02:27:25
That’s what
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02:27:25
And then they’ll put you in jail.
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02:27:27
Thank you.
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02:27:27
Yeah. They arrest people over there.
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02:27:28
I know.
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02:27:29
You can’t play games in Dubai. Did you see that one lady who went crazy at the airport? No. Yeah. She got a little little rowdy Yeah. At the airport and started yelling at people. And they’re ai, that’s a wrap. You’re going to jail. Dude. They’ll fuck around over there, man.
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02:27:44
I have a friend who moved there, my friend Will. And he’s a documentary filmmaker and he said, like, it’s so safe over here. He goes, that’s what I love about it. He goes, when I was in America, it’s ai, you go out at night, you’re at a club, you’re always worried someone’s gonna pull a gun out, something’s gonna happen.
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02:27:58
He goes there, there’s nothing. Yeah. No crime.
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02:28:00
But there’s our or it’s like Singapore, there’s crazy rules.
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02:28:03
Right. But And if you
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02:28:04
don’t know all the rules
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02:28:04
It’s a real good question. Would you rather have a little bit of danger and very little rules, or would you rather have no danger and a lot of rules?
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02:28:13
I want a little danger and a little rule. I agree. Yeah.
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02:28:16
I don’t wanna live in a place where they restrict what you could say and what you do and They’re
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02:28:19
signing that. They said to me in the contract, we signed up to do I do a tour starting October, permission to party. Permission to party is the name of the fucking tour. Permission to party. And they go, what about Dubai? I go, I don’t think they’re gonna give me permission.
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02:28:32
I think they’re gonna die. The first thing was you have to wear a shirt on stage. And I was like Yeah.
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02:28:37
That’s a wrap.
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02:28:38
Ai go, hey, man.
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02:28:39
That’s crazy.
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02:28:39
It’s ai my thing. Like Yeah. Ai, I’m comfortable shirtless. That’s how I that’s how I perform.
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02:28:44
That’s so crazy. I can’t wear no shirt. Oh, there’s a okay. You guys have crazy rules. Those rules don’t make sense. Yeah. Like, what about Cirque du Soleil? They have to have they wear shirts? They do. I don’t know. They do. I’m making that up. Like, what about MMA? How come they have MMA over there?
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02:29:01
How can they have MMA?
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02:29:03
That’s what I’m saying. Are they performing with no shirts on?
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02:29:06
Yeah.
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02:29:06
You’re gonna make guys wear fucking meh suits? Or what are you gonna what are you what are they gonna wear?
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02:29:12
Now, by the way, that’s the same argument I said as I got kicked out of a Buffalo Wild Wings with my shirt off. And they’re ai, put your shirt on. I go, the guys on that one, they are wearing fucking shirts.
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02:29:20
Yeah. That’s different. Is it a little different? That’s different. They’re doing it in sport. But the point is, like, if you’re performing, that’s part of your performance. It’s ai, you know how there’s rules in LA, like, if you performed on stage, you’re allowed to smoke cigarettes? Yeah. It’s a part of your performance.
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02:29:32
So, like, Chappelle was always ai up even after the rules. And everybody’s like, ai, how come he can smoke? Because it was, like, in the nineties that they passed the laws where you’re not allowed to smoke in comedy clubs anymore. Do you remember that? Yeah.
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02:29:44
It was if it was part of your act, you smoked. Vatsal Ron Ai smoked cigars on stage.
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02:29:48
Right. But it was a there was a law before that. You were allowed to smoke in bars.
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02:29:52
I remember doing stand up when you could smoke at the Boston Comedy Club. Mhmm. And Buddy, do you remember do you remember the last stop in Houston?
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02:30:00
Oh, yeah.
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02:30:00
That place, there were so many cigarettes. You would come out with a cough.
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02:30:05
Yeah. It was the the air was filled with smoke.
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02:30:07
Your jeans would meh?
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02:30:08
Oh, yeah. You always smelled. I always always come home from a club back in the the nineties, and I’d smell my clothes. They all always smell like cigarettes. But you got used to, like, the smokey room. It was, like, part of the thing about a comedy club is, like, when people smoke cigarettes, they’re doing something really stupid. Yeah.
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02:30:23
You know
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02:30:23
what I mean? And, like, doing something really stupid and say, fuck it. There’s so much fuck it in a cigarette and there’s fuck it in a drink and there’s fuck it in this guy talking shit on stage.
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02:30:32
Ai suck this old dick.
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02:30:35
Ai, like, led to the atmosphere. It’s like I loved it in pool halls too. I love I love the being around the smokers even if I didn’t wanna have anything to do with it.
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02:30:42
Do you remember the comics that would smoke on stage and then they go and do the ai show and they didn’t know what to do with their right hand?
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02:30:48
Oh, yeah. There was that. Right? Well, back in the tonight show, the early days. I was watching the other day. I was watching Jackie Gleason on The Tonight Ai. And it was the only time Sai think he was ever on The Tonight Show, which is kinda crazy. But there was just he sat there, immediately lights a cigarette.
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02:31:02
By the way, he was dead two years later. Yeah. He died of cancer in ’87. Google that.
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02:31:12
Johnny Carson had a little cigarette box.
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02:31:14
Yeah. So this is,
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02:31:16
check it out. Cigarettes right there in it’s a cigarette box.
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02:31:19
Immediately when he sits down. Well, it’s Carson
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02:31:21
also died. Great does that feel?
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02:31:23
Carson also died of cancer. Yeah. Look at that. Just sitting there. How sweet it is.
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02:31:29
Sweet it is.
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02:31:29
That’s what he said right there.
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02:31:31
He did Makes him
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02:31:32
say it.
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02:31:32
He did, Smokey and the Bryden, and they offered him points on the movie. And he said, I’ll take cash. Whoops. I know. Damn. I saw the sexiest thing in Palm Springs the other day.
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02:31:45
White Cadillac. That lady playing golf?
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02:31:47
No. White lit white Cadillac. 75 year old woman, hair done, little coiff, windows up, white big Cadillac. She puts a 100 cigarette windows up and lights it in her car. Just windows up, and I went fucking old school. Wow.
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02:32:02
I don’t know.
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02:32:03
You when was the last time you saw someone smoke a cigarette in the car with that little dog?
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02:32:06
Never been vaccinated. She’s never gonna get cancer.
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02:32:09
She’s never dying. She’s never fucking dying.
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02:32:12
She’s got them old school pioneer genes. Do you ever hear
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the story about Johnny Carson almost got killed by the guy in the mob?
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02:32:18
Oh, yeah. Yeah. What was that about?
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02:32:21
I’ve he it was a it was Did he
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make a mob joke or something?
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02:32:24
No. He Frank Sinatra had to negotiate Yeah. His safety. What was it about? Johnny Carson, was at a bar drunk, and the mobster’s girl was there. And the mobster was in the back, and Johnny Carson hit on the mobster’s girl and, like, smacked her ass or lifted her shirt skirt up. Oh, no.
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02:32:41
And they were like, we’re gonna kill him. And they went out and he hid. And then he went out and they’re like, no. We have a hit on him. He’s gonna die. And Frank Sinatra had to negotiate it. Woah. Someone just told you know who told it to me? Goddamn it. Who Oh, Sana, bitch. Ai Fletcher.
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02:32:58
Comedy store comic, ai hair, did The Tonight Show a 20 times. You know him. Argus? Argus. I think it was Argus told me that story.
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02:33:07
Ai makes sense. Yeah. Argus, old school. Yeah. Argus is a funny dude, man.
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02:33:10
Argus is fucking great, man.
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02:33:12
He’s, like, very underrated. Unidentified wise guy and his goons picked Carson up off his barstool and threw him down a flight of stairs before fame saloon owner, Jilly Rizzo, whose reg regulars included Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Judy Garland, interceded and prevented a more serious beat down, but the mob big wasn’t satisfied and put out a contract to have Carson whacked.
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02:33:35
Terrified Arya wisely holed up in his UN Plaza Palace for three days, meh missing three shows according to the book. The vengeful mobsters only backed off after one of Carson’s contacts at the William Morris Agency cut a crime cut a deal with crime boss Joseph Colombo. Holy shit.
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02:33:54
Oh, the American Civil Rights League. Oh, yeah.
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02:33:56
The mob boss had recently formed the Italian American Civil Rights League to persuade America that a group the people of Italian descent were being unfairly stereotyped as mafiosi. That’s hilarious. The group is planning for a big ram, and Colombo was deeply, deeply disappointed that so far all the networks have refused to cover the rally.
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02:34:14
Soon an accommodation was reached, NBC News covered the rally, and Johnny could leave the apartment. Wow. Yeah. As for Colombo, he was gunned down in 1971 at the second annual Italian Unity Day rally in Columbus Circle. He was left almost totally paralyzed and died in ai.
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02:34:33
Holy shit. That was the last of the rallies. So they they so he developed I know there’s a way around this. No one’s paying attention to Ai Meh civil liberties rally.
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02:34:47
They’re making us look like thugs, like we’re gonna shoot each other in a rally. Bro. Goddamn.
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02:34:53
Those are scary days, man. Those are scary scary day. But that was the only story about the store because the store used to be Ciro’s ai. So Bugsy Siegel owned Ciro’s. Did you know that?
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02:35:05
I knew that. I didn’t know that Bugsy Siegel owned it.
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02:35:07
Yes. It was Bugsy Siegel owned Ciro’s ai, and that place was scary, apparently. That’s why all those people see ghosts in that spot.
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02:35:16
There’s bad shit happened there.
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02:35:18
100%. One hundred %. You got a mob owned ai, people are getting shot. I mean, people got shot at the Comedy Store when we were there.
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02:35:28
We A guy
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02:35:29
got murdered on the fucking front patio. It
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02:35:31
was a dang hit. During, like, Meh Better Mondays or something.
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02:35:34
Rose was there when it happened. Rose saw the guy die.
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02:35:37
Oh, shit. Mhmm.
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02:35:40
That’s that’s Ai that place has always attracted crazy people. That place sai always I I think there’s an energy to that place probably because of the gang history. They just made it, like, extra wild and dangerous. Just always felt, like, anything can happen in that place. I think there’s, like, baked in memories.
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02:36:01
Like, there’s photos of, like, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis on stage there. That place was, like, that was the spot. Like, that was the spot in LA and the mob would all be there and they’d fucking do deals, whack people, and take people down the basement and fucking kill them.
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02:36:18
Ai the that’s out of all the scariness of movies, the scariest part of any movie is when those mob movies where they say to the guy, hey, Johnny wants to talk to you tonight.
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02:36:28
The guy’s
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02:36:29
like, tell Johnny I’ll call tomorrow. He’s like, no. He said to get in the car now. And the guy goes, well, I’ll take my car. He goes, no. No. You’re gonna get in the car with us. And you know
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02:36:35
Ai guy’s gonna die. He’s gonna die.
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02:36:37
Looks at his friend, takes off his ring Yeah. Gives it to him. And I I don’t know. I’m such a bitch that if in those moments, I’d be like, no. I don’t wanna sana. And just start running. Or, like, when you see the war movies Yeah. When you when you sai, like, in what was the one? Nine, 1917?
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02:36:54
When they tell those two kids they gotta run and go tell the front line what to do? Oh, yeah. Is that 1917?
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02:37:00
I don’t know. If it’s not,
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02:37:02
it’s off by the Meh Front.
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02:37:03
Like, my my grandfather stormed the beaches in Normandy. Really? Yeah. And, and talk to him
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02:37:08
about it?
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02:37:08
No. He died way before I was born. Oh. He, he was one of those PTSD Levittown cat guys. Moved to Levittown, and my dad said he just would sit in the garage, drink beers, and listen to Meh games, and just wash his car. Ai dad said he never heard his dad ever meh the war, and if the war was brought up, his dad would walk out of the room. Oh, jeez.
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02:37:28
But he stormed the beaches in Normandy, and I I I don’t know I don’t know if I have the thing in me to get off the boat. I think I’m a bitch. I think I’d be like I’d locked down. I’d be like, I’m not getting off. Like, Ai when you look at, like, guys like Jonco had
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02:37:45
to get off that boat, buddy. I don’t think you had a choice. And I think when your friends are running off that boat, you run off that boat too, and guys are getting gunned down. You just hope it’s not you, and you’re probably just shitting your pants.
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02:37:56
Shitting my pants.
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02:37:57
And and that that one day, like, how many thousands of people died? Thousands and thousands of people died. Just bullets and guns going off everywhere. Like, that’s that fucking movie, the,
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02:38:10
Saving Private Ryan.
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02:38:11
Yes. Spielberg nailed that movie.
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02:38:14
Yeah.
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02:38:14
That opening scene was so fucking horrific that you’d never seen a scene like that in a war movie that accurately depicts people getting torn apart right in front of you.
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02:38:27
My dad found his dad’s diary from the war. Oh. And he photocopied it and sent me the photocopy. My dad has the diary. Oh. And it’s funny because, you know, Ai I’m my memory is, like, jaded to how I find things interesting. So sometimes it’s not a % accurate. But if in in there, there was a memory of, ai, they took one of these, like, q boats, I think, or k boats across the fucking Atlantic over to England, barely got had time to get off the boat, stayed in England for a second.
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02:38:56
I think they I wanna say they stayed on the boat the whole time and then took that same boat over to ai they probably took different boats, but took a boat over to Normandy. My dad’s my grandfather’s entry is something to the effect of we’re going to this we’re storming this beach today.
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02:39:11
Like, they didn’t I don’t think he knew the, like, what the the levity or the seriousness of what was happening. I think they were, like, like, he just very casually mentioned it.
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02:39:20
Oh, gosh.
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02:39:21
And, the only other thing I remember out of reading that diary was that he would he would get water in his helmet to so cold. He’d get water in his helmet to shah. And by the time he went to shave, he had to break the it would freeze over with ice. He had to break it with his razor.
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02:39:35
But to think that that I mean, just the amount of trauma that those guys went through and no one really cared about it. They were ai, just have a have a fucking shot of scotch.
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02:39:45
And that was the second time the world had gone to war. The world had gone to war just a couple of decades earlier.
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02:39:52
Dude, can I tell you what fucking makes me, like, makes me stop for a second? When we were in Serbia, they have statues of Gabriel Przyap everywhere. He’s the guy that shot Franz Franz Ferdinand, the archduke. Oh, yeah. They have statues of him everywhere. He’s a fucking national hero in Serbia because he technically created Yugoslavia.
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02:40:12
I mean, people have they wear shirts of Gabriel Pratip. Wow. They have wallets. So this guy moved to church. World War one. He started he changed the world forever.
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02:40:23
That one man is responsible for millions of deaths and and and so much suffering. That one man
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02:40:30
crazy, and they have statues of this dude.
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02:40:32
Statues everywhere. Dude, Ai some guy I got obsessed with it because I was like, I can’t believe you guys like, we call it we consider that a terrorist in our country. Oh my god. And this one guy gave me a
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02:40:41
That’s so crazy.
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02:40:43
They gave me a
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02:40:44
Look at that writing. How cool is that writing? Go back to that look at the fucking writing at the bottom. Look how cool that is.
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02:40:49
Gabriela Przyp.
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02:40:51
Can you read that?
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02:40:52
Yeah. It’s Really? Ai think it’s it’s Russian. It’s acrylic or whatever it is. Cyrillic.
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02:40:57
You can read that?
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02:40:57
Yeah. For real,
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02:40:58
you can read Russian?
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02:40:59
Yeah. I never told you what the time I ai to Russia.
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02:41:01
You did, but I didn’t know you could Ai didn’t know you learned how to read it. I thought it was really hard
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02:41:06
to read. I just meh this DJ, very big DJ, DJ Zed. He’s if I played you any of his songs, you’ve heard every one of them. Right?
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02:41:13
Okay.
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02:41:14
And, we met him at I was with Santino. We were at a tennis tournament. And I said, wait. Where’s your accent from? And he goes, oh, I’m Russian. I said, and he goes, I was like, and we started talking Russian back and forth.
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02:41:26
How long did it take you to learn that?
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02:41:27
Oh, as long as I was there. I got pretty good towards the end.
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02:41:30
How long were you there for?
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02:41:31
Like, month and a half, three months.
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02:41:32
That’s it?
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02:41:33
Yeah. That’s incredible. Two months, right?
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02:41:34
Do you have a hidden skill? No. A hidden ability to, like, learn languages?
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02:41:38
No. I know. I can speak Spanish. I just told you the same the same, Uber ai picked me up six times in the South sana he doesn’t speak English.
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02:41:46
How’d you learn how to speak Spanish?
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02:41:47
I’m just growing up in Florida.
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02:41:49
Really? Yeah. You might have, like, a secret language ability.
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02:41:52
No. Anyone that just heard me talk in Russian just knows that I barely can I don’t even sound good?
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02:41:57
Yeah. But you could I took Italian in college. I can’t fucking speak Italian. I took Spanish in high school. I can’t speak Spanish.
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02:42:05
No. I yeah. I I can understand Russian a lot better than I can speak it.
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02:42:08
Yeah. You might have, like, a hidden ability to learn languages.
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02:42:10
And I can understand Spanish a lot better than I can speak it. But, like, we’re I was just in Speak. I was just in Spain A Week ago. And apparently, my Spanish, it sounds like meh need ice. Me ice. At least
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02:42:23
you could say something. Yeah. We can communicate. Something’s popping off in Serbia right now. Like, one of the largest protests ever is happening in Serbia right now.
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02:42:32
For real?
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02:42:33
300 plus thousand people on the streets.
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02:42:36
It’s a it’s a complicated country, and I love Serbia. I love Ai.
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02:42:40
What’s going on. I have no idea what what this protest is about. I just saw it in the news feed popped up, Record ai protest
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02:42:46
to Serbia. Over fifteen people dying in a rainway excuse me, railway station collapse.
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02:42:52
So what do they what do
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02:42:54
they It’s hundreds of thousands of people descending on Serbia’s capital to protest over the deaths. Well, I’m not sure.
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02:43:02
Sai was it, like, some corruption or something? Like, someone shitty construction? Like, what happened?
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02:43:07
We, quote, we just want a country that works, sai student says.
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02:43:11
Wow. Sai hundreds of thousands of people in the in the streets because a rail station collapsed?
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02:43:16
That’s what it says on, BBC. I’m looking to see if it make interesting more insight.
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02:43:21
They don’t take any shit over there. Dude. Figure it out, bitch.
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02:43:25
They,
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02:43:25
We’ll get in the street.
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02:43:26
It’s fascinating. They I mean, listen. I understand if you’re Serbian, you’re listening. You may disagree with what I’m about to say. I’m just gonna say it. They fucking hate Albanians. Oh, no. They make Albanian jokes ai crazy. Right? Really?
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02:43:40
So one day we’re on the meh, and I said one of the guys, I go, hey, man. Like, I’m I’m ai like a woke dude. It’s just a funny joke. But, like, what if there’s an Albanian here that, like, heard that wouldn’t and hurt their feelings? And he goes, oh, he’d know to be smart enough to keep his fucking mouth shut. And I went, alright. Never mind. The only Albanian they like is, Dua Lipa.
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02:44:01
They love Dua Lipa. They I know I’ve done rising. Sai know there’s Serbians that are ai, we don’t hate them all, but they all know how to play basketball. They’re all tough as fucking shit. Every dude’s a fucking man. You don’t meet one dude that you don’t think is a cage fighter.
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02:44:15
Bro, these war torn countries are not playing games.
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02:44:18
Bro.
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02:44:19
They they breed different humans. And that’s when when those guys come over to the UFC, ai, they’re they’re different humans.
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02:44:25
They had they had a and now mind you, I gotta guess the Serbians that I was hanging out with, and one of them is my driver. But, like, they had a chant for their president for the like, when the president, they would chant out the other ai, and it was like, Eads Veneci. He’s a faggot. Eads Veneci. Yes. It was ai such a fucking I just I don’t know, man.
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02:44:47
There’s something there’s something really interesting about that freedom that they had there that they just talked openly. And, like, they take a cigarette speak, and, like, the girls would sit down and cuddle up next to a dude that they weren’t dating. They’re just touchy like that.
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02:45:01
Like, they don’t have, like there’s no, like, intimacy counselor on set. They were just, I remember watching one of the girls sit and have a cigarette with one of the dudes, and they were, like, just cuddling against the wall. And I was like, are they dating? And they’re like, no. They’re just friends. Look at that shit. That’s Serbian basketball, baby.
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02:45:21
Bro, bro, that’s war. That’s war. How long before these guys take over basketball?
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02:45:29
Oh, buddy. Half. Oh, give them another year. Yeah. They kinda have.
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02:45:32
They yeah. They’re taking over MMA. They’re taking over boxing.
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02:45:35
Look
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02:45:36
at Don Cherry’s and Yogi’s.
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02:45:37
Dude, they just see everyone plays basketball. The the girls play basketball there. Jesus Christ. No one jogs. I was the only one jogging every morning. Every morning, I jog by myself.
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02:45:50
They’re fucking farmers carrying weights around.
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02:45:52
They’re fucking they’re bay those men are beasts. You’d I’d go to the mall. It was, like, the nicest place to go.
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02:45:58
Bro, that is the most terrifying basketball game I’ve ever seen in my life. If I was imagine, like, showing an American basketball crowd what they do in Serbia. You’d be ai, oh, no. They’re coming.
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02:46:08
Wouldn’t it be wouldn’t it be great to watch a Serbian team play ai one of those inner city teams where
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02:46:13
Look at this. Give me some volume.
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02:46:25
Look at that. Look at that.
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02:46:31
Holy shit. That ai that’s like fight night intensity.
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02:46:36
That’s that’s that’s Texas fucking high school football.
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02:46:38
Right. Right. Right.
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02:46:39
We used to play we used to play a black team growing up, ai like Booker t Washington. And you would, you would they would come in. We’d play basketball, and the visiting stands would be packed. I can’t remember the exact name of the team, but they’d be packed. And their thing was, boom, we thump.
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02:46:55
Boom, boom, we thump. And the whole fucking crowd and we were ai just a bunch of white kids. We had no chance. We had we had no chance. I’ve got spirit. Yes. I do. I’ve got spirit. How about you? And they’d be like, suck out dicks.
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02:47:07
It it Ai with that energy, the high school black inner city energy with some HBCU cheerleaders. You ever seen the HBCU cheerleaders?
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02:47:14
Yes.
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02:47:15
I have. They’re my fucking favorite. Versus a Serbian, just fucking no deodorant. Just God, man. I miss Serbia.
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02:47:26
When those folks start entering into other sports, when people from, like, hard environments arya entering sport like, ai the scariest guy in the UFC or one of the scariest is, from Chechnya. Chechnya?
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02:47:39
Yeah. That’s that’s that’s war torn.
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02:47:41
Dude, this this guy is a fucking Khamzat Chimaev. He is a fucking animal. Have Have you ever seen that guy, Mike? Hamzat no. Hamzat Chimaev? Pull up Hamzat Chimaev versus Kevin Holland. So Hamzat Chimaev is the number one contender in the UFC’s, middleweight division. He’s a fucking monster.
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02:48:03
And he’s so aggressive, like, relentlessly aggressive. He’s known to get in fights, like, backstage and just sana animal. And, like, in post fight interviews, like, I fucking killed them all. I killed them all.
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02:48:15
Wait. Did I just watch him drop weight today?
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02:48:18
Oh, you might have.
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02:48:19
He used to fight his head they shaved his head to drop weight?
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02:48:21
No. I don’t think so. Maybe. I don’t think so. But he just run go from the right from the beginning because the very this is the beginning of the fight. Watch how he storms at Wow. The amount
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02:48:39
of
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02:48:39
fucking grappling power you have to have to ragdoll Kevin Holland like this is insane. Kevin Holland is a Brazilian jiu jitsu black belt under Travis Lueder. I mean, he’s a legit grappler. That’s why he’s surviving and he scrambles is because he’s a legit black belt.
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02:48:55
What’s he saying to him?
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02:48:56
They’re talking shit. Kevin likes to talk shit.
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02:48:58
Mhmm. Where’s a lip reader when you need one?
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02:49:01
I think Kevin’s probably like, come on, man. I thought we were gonna stand up. Why don’t we fight? Why don’t we ai in the feet? He’s probably trying to goad him into doing something stupid.
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02:49:08
Yeah.
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02:49:09
Kevin talks shit while you’re hitting him. Ai mean, this is crazy grappling ability. The way he rotates with him and here it is. Here’s the Darce. So he syncs up the choke and slides through. Watch his right hand. His right hand is gonna reach forward and grab a hold of his bicep.
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02:49:26
Watch how this is when he sana to see see it slides down?
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02:49:29
Yeah.
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02:49:30
When you when the right hand right now, it’s still open. When the right now it clamps. Now it’s on the bicep.
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02:49:34
Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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02:49:36
Yeah. Yeah. That’s the choke. The choke’s fully locked in now, and Kevin’s fucked. Goddamn. He’s totally fucked. He’s gonna have to tap, and he eventually taps. But, I mean, to tap a guy like Kevin Holland and not just tap him, but just have he has no chance at any moment in the fight.
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02:49:51
It’s just total grappling dominance.
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02:49:53
Look at that.
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02:49:55
He’s a monster. Just a fucking monster. And, like, the most aggressive guy in the fucking speak. Like, right away charges, and this is it. This is the end. Once he taps it.
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02:50:06
Oh my god.
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02:50:07
He get once he gets that leg over the top of the body, so he isolates the body and constricts deeper into the choke, he’s he’s done.
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02:50:13
Dude, I got choked Sai got choked out by my ai, Ayla.
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02:50:16
Oh, no.
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02:50:17
Yeah. We’re on vacation.
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02:50:18
Were you trying not to get choked out?
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02:50:20
No. She’s a little bit girl, so I thought she’s talking shit. Eddie Bravo’s Eddie Bravo’s got her private jiu jitsu lessons. Sai she’s been taking jiu jitsu in our fucking gym. And she’s, you know, she’s dyslexic, so she every she can never tell you the right move she’s about to do.
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02:50:35
And, we’re on vacation, and she goes, she goes, it’d be easy. You gotta slow down there, big guy. I’ll choke you out. And I was like, are you gonna choke me out? Speak goes she goes, it’s easier to choke out big guys. And I went, really?
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02:50:48
She goes, I find it easier. And I was like, okay. I was like, try to choke me out, Joe. This little needle arm went around my neck, and I swear to God, shah is she, like, 15 at the time? I just went I tapped. She’s like, yeah.
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02:51:00
That’s what I thought. I was like, my daughter
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02:51:02
That’s what I thought, she said.
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02:51:03
I was like,
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02:51:04
fuck shit. Dude. Disrespect.
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02:51:07
She did. She she met Eddie Bravo. She meh Eddie Bravo at our house one ai. And, you know, Eddie, me, Sam Tripoli. Eddie and I are lit. Right? And we’re in the kitchen. We just done, like, a podcast. And Ai comes in. She’s like, who’s this guy? And I go, this is Eddie Bravo. She goes, okay.
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02:51:23
And she I was like, he teaches jujitsu. She goes, I wanna learn jujitsu. And Eddie goes, really? And she goes, yeah. A little bit of that. Ai.
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02:51:30
And Eddie goes, that’s not jujitsu. She goes, whatever it is, I wanna learn it. So he goes, alright. I’ll set you up. And he got her this this lady that came over to the house, like, three times a week.
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02:51:40
Oh, wow. That’s amazing.
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02:51:41
In the back, and Ai loved it. I loved it. Except she’d turned the the Nest Ram around sai we couldn’t watch her jiu jitsu lessons.
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02:51:48
Oh, that’s funny.
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02:51:49
She’s like, I don’t wanna watch you. I don’t want you to watch what I do. I just ai I wanna learn it.
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02:51:54
That’s cool.
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02:51:54
Yeah. It was really cool.
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02:51:55
It’s a very good thing for women to learn because jiu jitsu allows you to defend yourself in a way that very few martial arts really do. Because you don’t have to rely on the size of your hands hitting people and, you know, and kicking people. It’s too hard. It’s too hard to knock out a man.
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02:52:10
Like, if you have small hands, if you’re a woman, it’s just ai you can’t just can’t generate enough force for the most part, unless you’re ai a unusually strong woman. Some women, like, you know you know, like, there’s a few, you know, like Holly Holm. Like, you don’t want Holly Holm punching you in the face.
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02:52:25
Amanda Nunez will knock you out cold, a %, even if you’re a dude. But most women, they just don’t have the power in their hands. But everyone has the power to carry your body around. Right? So your legs are really strong.
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02:52:36
If a woman gets her fucking legs locked around your neck and gets a triangle on you, you’re fucked. Dude. If she knows how to do jiu jitsu, like, your legs are carrying if you weigh a hundred and thirty pounds, you’re a woman. Your legs are carrying a 30 pounds all day long, and they don’t get ai, and they’re strong.
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02:52:51
Yeah.
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02:52:51
So all you have to do is, like, whoop whoop, lock that bitch in behind the knee, crack, and pull on the head, and you’re going to sleep. Dude.
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02:52:58
You’re going to sleep now. She could’ve she could’ve put me to sleep.
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02:53:01
I bet she could’ve.
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02:53:02
Ai been fucking humiliating.
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02:53:04
There was a a a show that they used to have on Showtime with this dude who was a he is a porn shah, and he had a show on Showtime. And, he had, like, a reality show. And in one of the episodes, he was gonna do jujitsu with a woman. And so my friend, Felicia, Felicia O, who’s a black belt under Jean Jacques Machado, she’s a legit beast.
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02:53:26
And, you know, she weighs hundred and thirty pounds, maybe, maybe one thirty five, maybe. And she choked the fuck out of this dude, like, multiple times. I don’t even think she was a black belt at the time. She was probably a brown belt. Maybe she was a black belt already.
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02:53:42
Shah was a black belt before meh, but, I used to train with her all the time. She’s really, really good. And a dude who didn’t know what he’s doing, he’s going ai night.
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02:53:51
It’s amazing how many dudes don’t know what they’re doing.
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02:53:54
Most people don’t.
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02:53:55
Most people.
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02:53:55
It’s too hard to learn. And you gotta get humiliated when you do learn. You know, you get you get fucking humiliated. It’s it’s it’s a brutal wake up call when you get strangled, like and how easy it is for people to do it to you.
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02:54:08
You’re so vulnerable when you’re unconscious.
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02:54:10
Well, you’re just so vulnerable when you do jujitsu against someone who’s good at it. I remember the first time I realized I was a white belt and I’d rolled with this kid who was a purple belt and he was my size and he just mauled me. And I remember thinking, this is crazy. Like, I can’t believe I’m totally helpless. Like, I thought I had this delusional ai. Like, I know how to fight.
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02:54:28
I’ll fucking figure this out. This ain’t that big deal. It’s not that much different from Taekwondo or kickboxing. Like, delusional. I got strangled over and over again by everybody.
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02:54:38
But this one guy in particular, he just was murdering me. And I remember thinking, I gotta learn this. Like, this is, like, really important to know. Like, I didn’t know how I was that vulnerable.
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02:54:48
Have you gotten choked unconscious?
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02:54:50
No. Never unconscious. I always tap.
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02:54:51
Oh, it’s terrifying. It’s terrifying. Tap. It’s terrifying because you you got that moment where you’re ai,
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02:54:59
I definitely sparked out a couple of times where I could see Ai could see the, like, the the door was closing. You have to tap you have, like, a second left before you go out, before you tap. And know, when someone’s got, like, a really good rear naked choke, once it’s locked in and they start to, shit, ram down the pad, like, you gotta fucking tap.
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02:55:15
You gotta tap. Especially in training, like, it’s stupid to not tap because you could really get hurt, especially if you get caught in an arya bar or worse is ai a heel hook or a knee bar. Like, you gotta tap immediately. You can’t take a chance with ripping your joint apart. It’s not worth it.
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02:55:32
Fuck that.
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02:55:33
And I had a lot of injuries from not tapping in time. I had a bad camoaraderie on my elbow. My friend Bryden caught me in a camoaraderie and I I couldn’t believe that he got it. I was like because I usually get him. I was like, I am gonna get him. And then he got me. I’m like, oh my god. He got me. This motherfucker got me. And I didn’t wanna tap.
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02:55:49
And I was trying to work my way out of it and work my way out of it. And eventually, I had a tap, and I was like, oh, I fucked my elbow up. And I couldn’t do chin ups for, like, three months.
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02:55:57
Really?
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02:55:57
It was brutal. It was horrible. Every time I do a chin up, I had saloni in my left elbow.
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02:56:01
Do you still roll? No. You is that because you’re back?
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02:56:04
Ai want I want to again, but, just ai my I’ve had a few aggravating injuries. I had some sciatica a while back, like, real stiffness in the back. But, you know, what’s really changed that a lot is stretching. I’ve I’ve spent like an hour and a half every night just stretching. Really? Ai. It’s loosened everything up.
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02:56:23
And I realized, like, sometimes Sai go too hard and I don’t give myself enough recovery. You know, I just I push a little too far, and then I ignore like, I had this back thing that was bothering me from archery, and I just ignored it. And I it was just a muscle thing, so I wasn’t worried about it. Wait.
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02:56:41
Where is it? Like, right in the center of your back? No.
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02:56:43
No. Ai right, on the side. It’s on the side by the hips. So I know Lower. Lower. Right. So I know it’s not it’s not worrying me like a spine thing. Spine things worry me. Yeah. But this was inflamed, and I just kept shooting the bow. I just was like, shut up, pussy. And I just I pushed it to the point where it got kinda chronic, and it bothered me for a while.
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02:57:04
It’s meh, much better now, but I’m being real careful to get it to a % before I think about doing anything. Like, right now, I can kick the bag again. I can do pretty much everything again. But it’s one of those things where I’m still getting better.
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02:57:18
Ai. When you say stretching, because, like, I after we did the Ai did so much working out, I had a a masseuse come in and, like, kinda test my flexibility. So I had some problems in my forearm. Mhmm. And my or my shoulder can’t go like, I can’t get it by past this. And, like, this one goes way
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02:57:35
Do you have an injury?
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02:57:36
I don’t know. I have no fucking idea. I think I’ve I think it’s no recovery and no stretching. I mean, no stretching.
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02:57:42
Benching is rough on the elbows or the shoulders rather. Yeah. Bench benching can get rough, especially if you bench heavy.
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02:57:47
Especially when you watch have you ever seen the dudes snap a fucking
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02:57:50
Ai have seen that. Yeah. That’s all I
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02:57:53
was thinking about.
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02:57:53
It pops off and then you’re fucked.
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02:57:55
You know Cody Rhodes? No. Cody Rhodes is the WWE champion. He’s, Dusty Rhodes’ son.
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02:58:01
Oh, okay.
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02:58:02
Yeah. Yeah. I I fucking tell him I’m doing the bench press competition. And he goes, oh, I I tore my pack at 03:15. And I was like, that’s the fucking bet. And he’s like, oh, you don’t even see it coming. Look at his pec.
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02:58:13
Oh, Jesus Christ.
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02:58:14
It’s he goes, it felt like Velcro. You just heard
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02:58:17
And he wrestled even though his pec was torn? He wrestled
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02:58:20
with a torn pec.
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02:58:22
What a fucking animal.
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02:58:23
He is a beast.
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02:58:25
Jesus Christ. That’s crazy.
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02:58:27
Yeah. He did, we did go big show together. His dad was the best. Hell in
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02:58:31
a cell with a torn peck. These guys are animals.
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02:58:35
Dude. Well, you know, it’s when you’re young.
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02:58:36
Well, it’s also ai wrestling. It’s like the culture. The pro wrestling culture, the culture is ai you’re gonna get battered. Like, we’re battering each other. It’s just More so
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02:58:44
in the past, those guys really got fucked up.
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02:58:46
Oh, dude. You know, I’ve had a bunch of those guys in here. They tell me the stories. You know, Hulk Hogan and fucking Jake the Speak. Like, all all these you guys are animals.
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02:58:57
Undertaker. And they all drank six packs after the show. Everyone was snorting coke.
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02:59:01
They were going from town to town, beating the fuck out of each other.
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02:59:05
How how how much better do you think, anabolic steroids are than testosterone?
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02:59:12
For as far as, like, putting weight on and ai
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02:59:14
weight belt. Is it so much more noticeable?
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02:59:16
Yeah. It’s it’s it’s completely changed.
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02:59:18
Have you ever done an anabolic steroid?
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02:59:20
Nothing serious. I’ve never done anything serious. I tried Anabar once, and I’ve done, like, some minor stuff. There was some stuff that I got that you used to be able to buy at the store. Used to be able to buy it from GNC, like a vitamin store. And Really? They eventually pulled off the market. I forget what it was called.
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02:59:37
I forget what it’s called, but it was pills and holy shit did this work. It was ai legit steroids that you could buy at GNC.
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02:59:45
When when I was in college, you could buy GHB at GNC. Oh, that’s crazy. Yeah. Because you’d you would take a little cap full before you went
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02:59:52
to sleep,
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02:59:52
and it would burn fat while you slept.
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02:59:54
Well, apparently, I was reading about this this conspiracy about GHB and about how safe GHB is in small doses and how good it is for you with sleep and recovery. But the problem is people would dump it in people’s drinks. And then it was like a date rape drug.
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03:00:11
Yeah.
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Because you just get if you have a lot of it, you’re out of it. You don’t know what the fuck is going on. Sana so then it became the date rape drug, and then it just got pulled from the market or at least very difficult to get. But yeah. I remember during the those days when it was out, like, bodybuilders should always talk about it. They were all taking GHB before they go to sleep.
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03:00:31
And they, like, has some pro what is like, Google what the conspiracy is about GHB, but it has some profound effects on recovery, like, puts you in deep sleep. And, apparently, at the right doses, it’s very safe.
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03:00:44
Really?
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03:00:44
Yeah. This this doctor is explaining, like, what had led to it being demonized and, like but what the the actual benefits of GHB arya?
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03:00:54
Yeah. I I remember taking it in college.
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03:00:56
You took it?
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03:00:57
Yeah. Well, to party. First time I ever took it was on a rock in Greece in the middle of the ocean. A rock in the middle of the ocean.
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03:01:05
You’re the problem. Yeah. People like you.
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03:01:07
Buddy, it’s funny. It’s funny shit. Ai it
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03:01:10
for you?
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03:01:10
Ai like it’s like, hey, ai. Want a little liquid ecstasy? And I was like, sure.
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03:01:15
Liquid ecstasy?
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03:01:15
That’s what he called it. And I found out later it was GHB. Uh-huh. But we he had, like, a little dropper cap full. We all took a sai, and all of a sudden, you start blowing up a little bit. Used to do that, and there were, like, these other these the store pills that you’d get. You took enough of those, you’d fucking feel it.
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03:01:31
Do you
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remember they used to sell salvia? They used to sell salvia in, like, a head shah, or they sell bongs. Yeah. Salvia was ai a super potent psychedelic.
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03:01:42
Oh, I still have nightmares of Ari’s salvia trip.
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03:01:45
Oh ai god. We played it on the podcast for him and he explained it to us that he he had a whole life under the sea. He had a whole relationship under the I think he went to another dimension. That’s what I think. He said he was there for months. Had a whole life. GHB’s mechanism of action has not been elucidated. It crosses the blood brain barrier where it interferes with dopamine levels in a complex dose dependent way.
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03:02:08
GHB’s relief of the symptoms of narcolepsy is believed to be mediated via these dopa dopaminogenic dopaminergic effects. GHB facilitates deep saloni wave sleep during which growth hormone release naturally increases. This may, explain why higher levels of growth hormone have been detected after GHB administration. Yeah.
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03:02:32
That’s why the, bodybuilders would take it. There’s a lot well, this you know, this is, Derek from More Plates, More Dates was on the podcast, and he was explaining how making steroids illegal when they did that, they’ve stopped all the research and development that could have made those things very safe.
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03:02:51
So because they stopped doing any studies on them and they made them a banned substance, then everyone’s just reliant upon the ones that are already in existence and no new ones have been developed. So all the steroids that people are taking are all steroids that have been developed a long, long time ago.
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03:03:10
And he said it stifled the innovation and the ability to make better, safer ones. That you know, the problem is the idea of cheating in athletics. Right? And it is a real problem. You know, someone’s taking steroids, they have an advantage over people who don’t take steroids.
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03:03:24
But if they could figure out a way to make them safe where they didn’t completely fuck up your endocrine system, there should be an argument where if it makes you perform better but doesn’t have a detrimental effect on you, then athletes should take it. Yes. But people don’t like that idea because they don’t want someone to have some massive advantage in any sort of a sport.
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03:03:45
It but It also goes into, like, sai, the the the demonizing of anyone on a semiglutide. Yeah. I mean, people go I mean, people get shit on like like, I joke that Tom’s on, what’s it? Ozempic? All the time. I think he is, but whatever. You do think he is? Oh, fuck yeah. Really? When did Tom when when have we ever known Tom to put in the hard work to lose the weight?
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03:04:06
But he’s been really disciplined.
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03:04:07
Ai is he going? Anyway thinks so.
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03:04:09
I’m joking.
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03:04:10
You’re fucking around. I’m fucking around a little bit. But not really. Not really. Ai really.
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03:04:13
He would do it and not tell you.
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03:04:15
I don’t know. Really? His wife is
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all good.
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03:04:17
Interesting. She got sick on it. She sold her dose.
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03:04:19
Ai Simpson got real sick.
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03:04:21
So did Bobby Lee. Did you see Bobby Lee threw up on a video? It’s fucking hysterical.
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03:04:26
Yeah. Folks, just carnivore diet. Just eat Carnivore diet. Eat meat and eggs, and you’ll lose weight. I guarantee you will. You feel great too.
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03:04:33
But it is crazy how people he was this is when he was on Ozempic, and they were trying to shoot a ram. And he kept going, Santino, I don’t feel good. And he’s like, shut up, Bobby. Let’s just get it.
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03:04:41
So does he actually puke? Oh, yeah. Oh, boy.
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03:04:48
Oh, jeez. Oh ai god. Now I’m gagging.
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03:04:52
Alright, Bert Kreush. Let’s wrap this pitch up. Joe. I love you to death. I love
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03:04:56
you to death, man. Hey.
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03:04:57
Looking forward to hanging out with you while
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03:04:58
you’re here. Permission of Party World Tour starts October 18. Yep. I’m in Vegas this weekend. More importantly, my special lucky Lucky available right now. Streaming right now ai the Netflix. I hope you guys like it.
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03:05:07
It. Sure.
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It’s shirt matching shirt matching pants.
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03:05:09
Escobar of you.
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03:05:10
Shirt and matching pants.
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03:05:11
Nice.
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Yeah. I really I really stepped it up a bit, Joe.
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03:05:14
I like it. I like the look. Alright, brother.
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Love you to death. Love you
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to death. Thanks. Bye. Bye, buddy ai.
