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Brian Simpson is a stand-up comic who hosts the “Bottom of the Barrel” improvised comedy show at the Comedy Mothership and his own podcast, “BS with Brian Simpson.” Watch his new special, “Brian Simpson: Live from the Mothership,” on Netflix.
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#2266 – Brian Simpson Podcast Episode Summary
In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, several key topics and themes are explored. The discussion touches on the complexities of having multiple guests on the podcast, especially when dealing with intricate subjects like quantum physics. Joe Rogan emphasizes the challenge of managing conversations when guests delve into esoteric topics.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing healthcare, particularly the problematic incentives within the industry. A story is shared about a woman who was rewarded for denying necessary care, highlighting the profit-driven motives that often overshadow genuine healthcare needs.
The episode also covers political topics, including a mention of former President Trump’s proposal to replace income tax with tariffs. This reflects a broader theme of questioning and analyzing political and economic systems.
Another recurring theme is the importance of surrounding oneself with exceptional and interesting people. This is presented as a way to gain energy and motivation in life. The conversation suggests that limiting associations with non-exceptional individuals can lead to personal growth and success.
The episode also briefly touches on the world of sports commentary, with references to a close fight and the analysis of its rounds. The discussion includes insights from commentators like John Anick and Daniel, highlighting the nuances of sports analysis.
Overall, the episode combines a mix of deep, philosophical discussions with practical advice on personal development and critical commentary on societal systems. The overarching message encourages listeners to seek out meaningful connections and question the status quo in various aspects of life.
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Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.
The Joe Rogan experience.
Ai my day Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
Ai, imagine having to be that measured in in everything you say all the time. Just stick to the talking points.
Yeah. It’s super stressful, especially if you’re a little intoxicated. You know, you get a couple of whiskeys and you start talking shit. You gotta be responsible for every word that comes out of your mouth even if it’s stupid. But, you know, I think people get it. They get what that people are human beings and they can stumble. Like, people they forgave a lot of Biden stumbles until they were ai, what the fuck?
You know, a lot of people, like, in 02/20 were ai, there’s no way. There’s no way he’s gonna do it. He was too old to run when it was 02/16.
He he’s kinda always been known for the gaffes. Like, because I remember when when Obama was picked him, that was the the number 1 concern was, like, but he sometimes he’d be saying shit.
Didn’t Obama always he was famous to quote as Joe as a don’t worry. Joe will find a way to fuck things up.
Oh, I never heard that, bro.
This supposedly well, it’s hard to know what the quote was, but supposedly He got
out of it. He got out of it all of it. I mean Yeah.
Well, that’s because the machine was behind him. Right? So he gets into office, and you saw that that that Ai Johnson guy, the speak of the house, he said that he had talked to him. Meh he took a year to have a meeting, and he finally had this meeting with him. He just wanted wanted to talk to him about something.
And he said, why did you sign this executive order and it had something to do with liquid natural gas? He said, I didn’t sign that. He said, meh. You did, sir. You signed it. Can we get it? And so he he has a secretary printed up. He brings it in. He’d never read it.
So he was just signing executive orders that he didn’t even know. He didn’t know what it was about. He said he thought it was about research, and it was about shutting it down. And so it that’s a so there’s a bunch of people behind him that wanna do things, and they think it’s for the best interest of the country, and they’re all acting as a big group that’s like the puppeteer of the president.
And that’s not how it’s supposed to be. It’s not supposed to be that way.
Isn’t it like that with every president?
I don’t know. Because I think when a president brings in a new cabinet and a new cabinet starts doing different things, then you see what’s happening right now. Right? So they’ve already found thousands of criminals that had snuck in here and had committed multiple crimes while they were here, and the Biden administration had left them meh.
And they allowed them to stay in these sanctuary cities and sanctuary states. And Trump’s just just yanking them out and flying them back to Colombia and flying them back to Mexico and flying them back to wherever they’re from. Get the fuck out of here. No. But I And exporting them in planes. The Biden administration could have done this too.
Yeah. But I think I think they every president that get in there, they do they do little shit different than the other side. But at the end of the day, the big major shit that will help out the average people, that shah it always just fall short a couple of votes.
Trump is talking about getting rid of income tax and replacing it with tariffs. I asked him about that on the podcast.
he was joking around. Yeah. Exactly. He was saying that it would be better for the economy. We’d have way more money if instead of you paying tax, these companies should be paying tax. Like, why are they making such a killing off the American people?
But the companies would just charge us bigger ai, wouldn’t it?
Well, here’s the thing. Could they, if we had American manufacturing that can make the same products? No. So the whole Ai do the whole reason why You can’t make
the same products for the same
price. But if you have other countries charge tariffs, and I think we’ve charged tariffs in the past And it’s sai it’s an interesting thing. It’s ai you make a trade agreement. It’s essentially a trade agreement. And his position has always been that 1 side of the trade agreement was unbalanced, and America does a stupid job at negotiating its trade agreements.
So he wants tariffs and everything. That’s what he that’s what he threatened the the guy from Colombia with. He said because they didn’t wanna take the prisoners. The flights were coming over, and he didn’t wanna give them approval to land. He said, we’re gonna tax you.
We’re gonna tariff you 25%, and then, like, in a week, we’re gonna jack it up to 50%. And this guy wrote, like, a poem to Trump. It was the most ridiculous thing ever. The guy’s a wild dude.
I mean, that’s the thing. It’s ai, if you bring in the tariffs, you have to make them so high that that the American goods were cheaper by comparison.
Well, you’d have to really ramp up American manufacturing in a lot of places. Like, we don’t make phones. That’s 1 of the craziest things about America. We can’t make a phone. We can’t even make a phone.
Well, I mean, maybe we could make a phone. Doesn’t there 1 phone that is made in America? Is there 1 phone that’s manufactured here? I think there is. I mean, even if it’s assembled here Is it the nothing phone?
Is that it? It might be assembled here. I don’t I think they still have to get
They still have to get shit from China. Yeah. They have to get shit from Taiwan. They have to get shit from India. Yeah. Everybody gets their shit from somewhere.
Yeah. I mean, the like I said, the the problem with American manufacturing is you can’t do it for a cheap because you have to pay people.
That no. Our problem is, first of all, we’re addicted to buying new shit all the time. I have a I have a bunch of phone lines, and 1 of my phone lines, I have an iPhone 11. It’s ai five years old. I don’t notice when I’m using it. Okay. Long as it still works. Mhmm. You don’t notice on a normal experience. What do I do with my phone?
I’m not fucking making complex video rendering. You know, what am I doing? I’m watching YouTube videos. I’m text messaging people. You don’t notice. Right?
But we’re force fed this idea that you’re supposed to get a new 1 every year. Like, it’s 1 of the weirdest things. You gotta do TV every year? You get a new computer every year? Why the fuck do you get a new phone every year? But every year, they keep pushing us to get a new phone.
If you make a phone that’s American made more durable and lasts more than a year, it would be worth a premium, and I wouldn’t have to feel bad about, like, slaves in China making it.
Like, he makes this, like, the only phone. They need to bring back the Nokia phones. Remember those brick phones?
Yes. Well, don’t do that. Industrial. Make it dope. Make it a dope phone. But, you know I
don’t know, man. I don’t think I think we I think those days are long gone.
The days of American manufacturing? Yeah. Well, I think with incentives, with government incentives, and people understanding that this competition that we’re having is all, technologically based. And if all of our technology is getting made in another country, that’s essentially a national security issue.
Sai you you know you know what I ai is, like, why because sometimes, you know, politics comes up in the green room and I just I always separate myself from the conversation because I realized what everybody has regardless of what size the issues they want is they y’all have hope. I’m cynical I’m cynical than a motherfucker. I’m like, this shit was old.
This shit bit you know, it’s like so for me, I’m like, I see I see the asteroid coming.
And I’m like, ain’t nothing we’re gonna be able to do about that.
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I’m interested to see. Look, if if Robert f Kennedy junior gets gets approved, I’m interested to see. If they start removing pesticides and, herbicides and all these things that are killing people, if people’s health improves, if we remove things from the human diet, if just start educating people on the importance of diet and exercise, I would love to see that.
But, you know, the problem with that is we live in a society where, like, none of that shit’s gonna happen unless it make more money than what we already doing.
That’s not necessarily true because you can motivate people. There’s a real power in free motivation. And having a government that’s, like, promoting health in that way would cause a bunch of people to take that step that they’ve been thinking about taking. So a lot of ai, motivation doesn’t catch you flat. Motivation catches you looking for motivation. Right? Like, you wanna get your shit together.
You’re like, oh, well, I just fucking need to get to the gym. I just need something. And then 1 day, the government announces that we are going to turn the health of America around and we arya gonna promote a a national fitness regime. We’re gonna start bringing it to to schools and kids to get people healthier.
We’re gonna bring in organic food and start feeding kids when you feed them in public schools and you
Meh. She did. She got shut down.
Yeah. Exactly. They shut her right
Yeah. They’re like, no. No. No. No.
You’re gonna fucking kill our profits. Fuck this healthy shit.
Because that because that’s the other thing. But but what’s different now than than what’s happening back then is we’re so divided. If if somebody in the government suggested anything was the best the healthiest thing, at least half the country would be ai, I’m not fucking with it for that very reason.
Yep. Yep. You know? It’s like
Yeah. It’s like the it’s like they attached Obama to Obamacare even though it was it was not a bad thing.
And if, like, if Trump was literally ai, hey. Every every American jumping jacks is the best exercise. People ai, you ain’t doing no trump jacks. Yeah. That’s your president’s exercise. So it’s like, we sai divided. Nothing’s gonna stick.
I also think that the problem with, like, health care and, all these things where people are getting paid, you’re dealing with a bunch of different games that are being played inside a game that has a function, and that function is health care. Like, it provides health care in a kinda shifty, shitty way. But the but the game it’s playing is make the most money. That’s the game it’s playing.
The it’s it’s playing a financial game.
That’s why it’s coming up with reasons to deny people, and it’s using AI to figure out how to deny people. And it they deny a large amount of claims. So it’s you gotta look at it ai what it actually is. Funny. It’s not that it’s all bad, but that there’s a bunch of different games.
Each person in that game is playing their own game. You have thousands of employees. You have thousands of people trying to corporate climb the corporate ladder and make more money and get promotions and make more money for the company and impress the board. They sana a fucking yacht,
bro. I will not I I’m I’m talking about how much we divide it, but it’s weird. That’s the 1 thing that you couldn’t divide people on. Like, I remember, like, after the after that 1 after the TO got popped, like, on CNN and MSNBC and Fox, the the narrative was the, like, how dare people be ai?
Because at first, they ai to do what they do with everything, and they they say, oh, this is look at these liberals fucking laughing at death, and then they realize, like, oh, it’s the insurance industry has fucked over everybody. Everybody. They don’t give a fuck who you voted for.
They’ll fucking That might be the 1. Health care might be the 1 thing that we can come to, like, a bipartisan agreement on that health insurance and insurance companies in general. They they’re just captivated by what a corporation is. A corporation has a responsibility to its shareholders to make the most money, and they just that’s a problem with the whole structure of it, is that no matter what the business is, they find a way to make money more than they find a way to do the thing that they’re supposed to be doing well as a service to people.
If Trump actually if Trump actually fixed health care, he he would go down as 1 of the greatest presidents. He he would be like, it would be I think it would be a whole different like, ai he actually did, like, viable real change to the health care system that, like, made it work for everybody.
Well, it used to be that there was no social media. So if you wanted to make a big change, the government could gaslight you on TV in these press conferences and bring out experts, and they could gaslight you and tell you what to do, and that was all the information you had.
That doesn’t work anymore. It doesn’t work anymore. So this is 1 of the reasons why this is the best time ever to ai of revamp health care and revamp, like, the way people think about what is healthy, What is healthy?
But how are you gonna revamp it in a way that still makes money?
You well, it doesn’t have to first of all first of all, you’re gonna lose money. The country’s gonna lose money. It’s ai who’s gonna get the money? There’s an exchange of money. Right? So if a lot of people are sick all the time and a lot of people are on Medicaid and a lot of people are on health insurance, the country’s gonna spend more money that’s going to go to pharmaceutical drug companies, but it doesn’t have to go there.
We can’t commit to giving it to them every year just because they figured out a way to keep getting it. That’s dumb. The right way to say is we have to look at the collective money of the country. Wouldn’t it be way better if we spent way less on health care because people got healthier because they figured out there’s no easy way to do it.
You have to have diet and exercise. It’s the most important foundation for any healthy human being. It doesn’t matter what kind of exercise. It I probably doesn’t even matter what kind of diet as long as you’re, like, committed to eating healthy real food. The whole thing is just diet and exercise and movement.
That would fucking cure seventy percent of the problems we have in this country with health care because people would be healthy. And so then you wouldn’t be as susceptible to getting sick. You wouldn’t be as susceptible to getting injured. There’s a bunch of things that would probably likely stack up financially in our favor.
that’s how you make money out of it. You make money out of it because everybody makes more money. You make more money if you’re healthy. You make more money if you’re active. If you’re if you’re in the bed all the time because you have back surgery constantly or if you got this and that and you’ll you got a lot of interruptions in your life.
They’re gonna hiccup your career. They’re gonna hiccup your whatever you’re trying to accomplish in your life if you’re you’re dealing with being sick all the time.
So you think you think if people were healthier, they would deny less people?
I think if people were healthier, first of all, you would need way less health care. First, that’s the number 1 thing. If people were fit and they took care of themselves, there’s a giant part of if you looked at all of the health care issues that we have in this country, there’s a ai chunk of it that’s connected to diet.
It’s connected to the standard American diet. It’s connected to eating too much calories, garbage food, obesity. That all that is it’s possible to shift that in a different direction. You just have to change the way people eat. And that way you would see other people getting results, and then you would want those results.
If you hear RFK Jr. On TV trying to motivate people to do this, and you see him working out, like, maybe that’s the thing you need that takes you from, man, I gotta go to the gym 1 day to fuck it. I’m going to the gym. This is it. And then if more people do that, there’s more healthy people. If there’s more healthy people, there’s less losers.
If there’s less losers, the country makes more money. The whole GDP goes up. Everybody you you’re you’re gonna do better. You’re gonna do better with whatever you’re doing in life if you’re healthy because health is energy.
But how do you make people want, like
You don’t you don’t make them do it, but you inspire. And the government has never done that before. Why not try it? Why not try that? Why not try that? Why not arya ai, like, fucking gaslight people until you gotta wear a mask in your car or you’re gonna die? Instead of that gaslighting, how about pump them up? They scared the fuck out of everybody with COVID.
How about they pump everybody the fuck up
with health? If government sana everybody to do anything, ai break if you lose 40 pounds.
Here’s another problem with my theory. Trump sana nothing but McDonald’s, Tricks Ai Cokes. Sharp as a tax, 78 years old. Like, okay. I don’t know what to tell you.
If he came back if if he disappeared for, like, six months and came back just jacked.
Jacked. Shaved his head. Did you see him play tennis with Serena Williams? Nah. He took his shoes off. He’s playing tennis with Serena Williams.
Not playing, like, as good as she can play. She’s not gonna embarrass me.
Obviously not that, but I mean
Volleying back and forth.
I mean, it’s And he’s playing. Is he running?
He plays tennis, man. He can play tennis. Oh. Like, the guy plays tennis. Like, he’s I mean, I don’t know how to play tennis, so I don’t know if it looks good. But I’m looking at him hitting the ball. It looks like he’s doing it the right he doesn’t look like me. If I was doing it, I’d be a fucking spaz.
to play tennis. Completely lost. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, let’s see it.
It’s because it It was in 2015.
Oh, god damn it. I got lied to by the reels. I thought it just happened.
No. No. No. Wanna try for Serena to But check
out the tennis. Check this out. She could clearly fuck him up. Oh, that’s a nice gentle serve. Look at it. But look at dude. He’s firing back.
Both of his shots right about.
I meh, but he is doing better than I would do.
Oh, way better than me. I mean, he plays tennis. There’s video of him playing tennis. There’s, like, photos of him playing tennis. So he does do some things. It’s ai there’s a lot of guys that are too, they can’t go to a gym. They just they don’t they need a purpose or they need something that occupies their brain sai they play golf or they play tennis or they play games.
They do they play a little pickup basketball. They do that for their health because they just can’t do the gym thing. I just don’t wanna do it. So they do something that keeps them active.
I mean, most of the people I know do shit like that.
But that dude just eats cheeseburgers and shit all day long. Like
yeah. It’s ai, I don’t know what to say. But he probably also has 0 stress.
Well, he has a way of letting shit roll off his back. I mean, he had to have some stress and that guy shot at him. But even then, he gets hit in the ear and he stands up and yells ai, fight, fight. It’s ai, is this a movie? Are we in a a movie? Is this like a simulation?
And then his ear healed up like Wolverine. Bro. It
healed up pretty quick. You can see a little mark on it. You sai a little there’s a little ai if you look at it, like, when he’s right there, I go, let me see it. And he leaned in. You could kinda see You know what the the ears filled with blood vessels. That’s ai bleed so much.
Nobody talks about it anymore.
No. You know what else nobody talks about? The guy who blew up the Cybertruck in front of Trump Tyler. What happened to that?
I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
You don’t know that story?
Nah. I see. I don’t follow any of the pop political stuff.
Well, this isn’t even political. This is a weird story. It’s a guy who was like now is it being confirmed that that’s him?
I’m gonna look. I’ve I’ve
Let’s pull up the story because I don’t I don’t wanna do it any misjustice. But this was, after the election. Correct? Yes. Definitely. It was real recent.
Okay. New Year’s Day. That’s that’s how crazy the news cycle is. Like, you forget you forget what day things happen. Like, was that a year ago? No. It was last week. Oh, alright. There’s, like, something constantly bombarding you all the time. So this dude That dude? Yeah. What is the story behind him?
He was a speak forces guy. Right? And he was in I think he was in a television show with Tim Kennedy. They had, like, a special forces TV show where they did something. So this ai like, you know, he’s an operator. He’s like a serious soldier.
And he allegedly committed suicide, with a large handgun, a Desert Eagle.
Large handgun and blew up this thing. It sai self inflicted gunshot wound. What the whole thing is weird, man. Nobody nobody could imagine him doing this. Everybody’s saying it doesn’t make sense. Ai would he this guy knew how to make bombs. Why would he make a shitty bomb like that that doesn’t even blow up the building? It just blows him up in the car.
And why would he do it in a Cybertruck, which is, like, the most durable car you can buy? Like, that whole thing, the Cybertruck you saw that video where I tried to shoot an arrow through it?
My arrow exploded. That thing’s solid steel. So why would you blow yourself up in a solid what you would get a convertible and fuck everybody up. Right? You if you’re gonna blow up yourself in a car and you sana do the most damage, you’d have a car that you’d wanna blow apart.
Those Teslas contain the entire explosion.
Yeah. I mean, was it did he leave some kind of manifesto?
I don’t know if he left a note. Did he leave a note?
They probably found it, like, barely smoldering outside the look. It’s like remember when they found the the terrorist passports? The planes went into the fucking World Trade Center, blew up in front of everybody’s face, just a ai, enormous pile of fire, And yet this dude’s passport just barely singed on the outside like a Bugs Bunny cartoon falls to the ground.
That’s what the whole Sean Ryan thing was about because they sent the email, and then it was did the guy write the email?
Right. That’s right. That’s right.
That’s right. That’s right. Now Sai remember. God, I forgot Sean Ryan was involved in that. And then people were saying that he didn’t that guy didn’t send that to you. You got hoaxed, and then Sean Ryan proved that the guy did send that. So he was saying some stuff in there about drones and what was he saying? Let’s put up what he said.
You know what I realized, meh.
Shout out to Sean Ryan. It said, in case I do not make it to my decision point or onto the Mexican Mexico border, I am sending this now. Please do not release this until 01/ and keep my identity private until then. First off, I’m not under duress or hostile influence or control.
My first car was a 02/6 black Ford Mustang v 6 for verification. First of all, that’s not true. That was not his first car. No? No.
He had a different car. We’ll find that out in a second. Put put a a tab on that, Jamie. What we have been seeing with drones is the operational use of gravitic propulsion systems powered aircraft ai, most recently, China in the East Coast, but but throughout history, The US.
Only we and China have this capability. Our open location for this activity in the box is below. China has been launching them from the Atlantic from submarines for years, but this activity recently has picked up. As of now, it is just a show of force, and they are using it similar to how they use the balloon for sai SIGINT SIGINT?
How do you say that? SIGINT and ISR, which are also part of the integrated comm systems. There are dozens of those balloons in the air at any given time. The, so what is because of the speed and stealth of these unmanned aircraft, they are the most dangerous threat to national security that has ever existed.
They basically have an unlimited payload capacity and can park it over the White House if they want to. It’s checkmate. US government needs to give the history of this, how we’re employing and weaponizing it, how China is employing them, and what the way forward is. China is poised to attack anywhere in the East Coast.
I’ve been followed for over a week now, likely from Homeland or FBI, and they’re looking to move on me and are unlikely to let me cross into Meh, but I won’t because they know I am armed ai I have a massive VBIED. I think, that’s vehicle something
Oh, you know. You’re a military guy. I’ve been trying to maintain a very visible profile and have kept my phone, and they arya definitely digitally tracking me. I have knowledge of this program and also of war crimes that were covered up during air strikes in the Nimbras Province, Afghanistan in 02/19 by the admin, DOD, DEA, and CIA.
I conducted targeting for these strikes of over a 25 buildings. 65 were struck because of CIV, CAS that killed hundreds of civilians in a single day. USFORA continued strikes after spotting civilians on initial ISR. It was supposed to take six minutes and scramble our all aircraft to CENTCOM.
The UN basically called these war crimes, but the administration made them disappear. I was part of that cover up with USFORA and agent reject redacted. They cut his name off of the DEA. So I don’t know if my abduction attempt is related to either. I worked with, generals general Miller’s ten staff and on this as well as the response to Balaam Murghab, AOBs commander at this at the ai, redacted. Okay.
He said you need to elevate this to media sai we avoid a world war because this is a mutually assured destruction situation. So he gave his, LinkedIn for vetting, active duty. You know, he he meh his profile, the whole the whole deal. Now the problem is that was not his first car. So Google what his first car was.
But why why why lie about that?
Because somebody might not have known. Like, if you ask like, there’s a lot of people who say, what was your first car? And a lot of people don’t know. I’ve said it publicly, but, like, how many people know what my first car was?
Right. Right. So if you’re a dude and you’re hanging out with other dudes, like, I don’t know what
your first car was. You’re suggesting someone else wrote that. Yes. Ai.
I mean, if they get the car wrong yeah.
Yeah. You were I mean, that’s a hell of a that’s a hell of a detail to get wrong.
Here. I had my first car was a 1973 but I only had it for, like, two days. It broke down. And the guy sold me a lemon, and I got my money back. He came and got his car. I think he knew he fucked meh, you know. And then ai next car after that was a 1968 So I remember. I know what my cars were.
Like, you’re a kid, you get your first car, you know what your first car was.
Bitch, if your first car was
a 02/7 Mustang, you’re gonna everyone’s gonna know. You’re gonna tell everybody. Right?
Yeah. You’re not gonna forget what your first car is.
You’re gonna know. You’re gonna you’re not gonna be confused. You’re not gonna be confused as to what was your first car. You’ll have you’ll pull it out right away.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I’ve never seen anybody get that wrong.
Your car is ai the first time you have freedom. You can’t believe you could just drive anywhere you want. You go to your friend’s house. You’re like, dude, I can drive. Yeah. It’s 1 of the wildest experiences. I remember clearly just learning to drive and how wild it was. You could just drive.
We’re so used to it. We’re basically riding around in amusement park ai. You would pay a lot of money to ride in. Like, your car? That Audi?
Bro, that’s ai you’re in an you’re in a super capable sports sedan from 2024. So you’re talking about, like, modern suspension and anti lock braking system, and everything’s controlled electronically, and you have a fucking super powerful engine. It’s all taught and and it moves differently based on how the fucking ground moves, like, whether it’s shitty surface or smooth surface. They just adapt to everything.
Yeah. Those things are crazy. This this world that we live in today is so fun. You would remember your first car.
I’m having a hard ai. This is the first
1 of the strangest searches I’ve had. I’m a Yeah. I’ll add this to conspiracy. I can’t find anything that’s coming up with a
date before, like, Jan. 4, which would only be
a few days, excuse me, a few days after. I’ve done Google search and Twitter search. Twitter search didn’t show anything, and I hit latest, and it’s still not showing me anything recent.
Damn. Somebody wrote a whole article about how that was not his first car.
I know, but it’s just weird that it’s blocking
this stuff. Look at the thing.
Can you try, the Brave browser?
it I don’t know that it would have a I’m on a sai, so
I’m on Twitter. Was that proof of that work?
Isn’t isn’t giving me anything more recent than Jan. 4.
So when they say about discrepancies, does anybody, use the car as a discrepancy? Because I definitely know I read that.
No. That’s not what I’m even bringing up. I’m sort of saying, like, the search is being manipulated right now. Like, I can’t search for this. What? That’s what I’m trying to say. Ew. Like, searching for his name in the in car was it I don’t get anything in the last three weeks.
That that’s weird that no one on Twitter is talking about it.
Let me imagine this. Is it possible that if there was a story like this and you were trying to, like, cover up discrepancies and you didn’t want people talking about it, could you just flood the search with a bunch of other stories on it sai that it takes so many pages to get to it that you never
I would argue meh, you could. But that’s I’m not seeing that. I’m seeing the opposite. I’m seeing no stories other than, like, within the forty eight hours of it happening,
Bro, this is how shocked that I am. I ai even know this
is happened. News isn’t ai, like, four weeks ago, four
weeks ago. How about just write will you do me a favor and just write Matthew Livelsberger how ai you say it? Livels Livelsberger? Livelsberger’s car was not first car. Just say first car.
But but let me ask you. Just say first car was not a 02/6 Mustang. I think
that’s that’s too specific. Yeah. That’s too specific.
Was not first car was not a 02/6 Mustang.
I mean, it’s it’s I’m getting the same thing. That’s sort of what I was
the best way to do a search.
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The other thing was, that the gun that he used is a crazy gun. That is a crazy gun to shoot yourself in the car. And the question is, like, when did he do it? Because it looks like the guy in the video in the car sits there, pulls up, and then the whole thing blows up. So are you telling me that he’s blowing himself up and shooting himself at the same time?
Like, does he have a button on his left hand that’s the bomb detonator and then the trigger on his right?
I don’t know, man. This shit’s highly advanced, man. I get tweets from two hours ago. Might have shot him shit.
the word car from my search
on Twitter, I get tweets from two hours ago.
So they’re still tweeting like crazy about it.
Now it’s You get Jan. 16. Yeah. I’m on latest. That’s weird. You typed first car?
I didn’t I just typed in the word car. I wish it should matter.
Tell me the whole thing. Try try first car. I already I was just I already I know.
I I know. I reduced it so that it was less specific. But what’s the rest of the conspiracy?
Incorrect of the first car discrepancies. Right? Click on that. Show more. So, including incorrect reference for the first car Littlesburger owned. According to public records, his first car was not a 02/6 contrary to what is mentioned in the email. This has led to skepticism on whether the email is real or fabricated. That’s it.
According to public records, that was not his first car.
Well, show us the public records.
Let’s see. It was a BMW. Two thousand eight one Series BMW.
I would I would add wouldn’t this just be registered under his name? Maybe borrowed 1, maybe his parents ai it. I think they checked his parents’ cars too.
What about what about that 1998 is a full Ai?
02/6 is a big difference.
See right here, why is Ai Ryan spreading an easily confirmed fake email? If your first car was a 1998 Mustang, would you say your first car was a 02/7 Mustang? The dates don’t even line up. So he had a ’98 Mustang. Why is the BMW
circled? Because ai because you
see the thing is whenever weird shit happened, the first people to talk be full of shit. They the work those they the worst people.
So it looks like he didn’t he had scroll that back again. So he had a ’98 Mustang, not a 02/7. That was his first car. Then he had a 02/8 BMW, and then he had a Jeep. He never had a 02/6 Mustang.
You can see right where he got divorced because he got a Mustang again.
Mustang GT. That’s their midlife crisis.
You got the GT too. Greg Fitzsimmons got it. He got it with the EcoBoost. He was telling me how much he loves it. I was like, Ai know, but you didn’t get the v 8. He’s like, oh, gas mileage. I’m like, shut your mouth. What you mean EcoBoost? Oh, it’s a great engine. Don’t get me wrong. It’s got plenty of power. In comparison to old cars, it’s way more powerful. I mean, it’s a fast fucking car.
But the EcoBoost is just, more, fuel efficient. It doesn’t have the same horsepower.
And the the GT has the Coyote v 8 that has that rumble.
Makes you feel alive. You know, when you
you ever been in a red light with a guy in a Mustang and they take off and you hear that sound, especially if he’s got a manual?
No. My my, my homie, when I was in the service, he had this he had this fucking blue Corvette. Mhmm. I forget what year it was, but it was older, but he he was obsessed with this muffin car. And it was so fucking loud. Yeah. Yeah. It was ai like a, you know, 70 something. Oh. You know what I mean? Or 60 something.
Yeah. But it ai like no modern technology in this motherfucker. It was loud as shit.
Corvettes are the only cars that looked good into the All the other American cars turned to dog shit. They turned it they became boxes. They became fuel efficient boxes, but Corvettes always had that. And then eventually, they fucked that up too. And they made Corvettes, like, flat ai straight looked like a wedge. They look so stupid for a while, but now they’re back.
Now they’re better they’re better looking now, I think, like Tony’s. I think that these new ones, the 02/ and they’re they’re better than any other car ever. Any American ai. Like, the Corvette z r 1, it’s greatest American car that’s ever been built.
I don’t know shit about it.
Ai, Brian Simpson, you ready to look at this?
No. No. No. I don’t have 1. But this is, Google this. This is literally the greatest American car ever ai by a long shot. Z 1? Z r 1.
It’s got a giant wing on the back of it. It’s literally a race car that you can buy. It has 1100 horsepower. If or meh me, 1064 horsepower. And this is not even tuned. Right? Guys are gonna be able to do things with these things. You’re gonna get these Hennessy guys
Yeah. You’re gonna get these Hennessy guys that are gonna, like, jack up the boost and make them even faster. These things are insanely fast, insanely fast, and insanely capable. I don’t know if they’ve got Nurburgring times on them, but I I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the fastest American car ever.
How much does that cost? I think
it’s, like, a hundred and $90,000.
I think they’re coming to Austin soon.
Bro, this car is fucking insane. It has carbon fiber wheels. It’s insane.
And it’s beautiful. Like, look at that thing. I mean, it’s just a piece of art and engineering, you know, together. It’s really it looks like what you’d expect from a foreign supercar. Yeah. From, like, Ferrari or McLaren or something like that. That’s what it looks like. It looks incredible.
I don’t know how we get on the subject.
Oh, we were talking about how you remember your Uber
Oh, you remember your first car? Fuck. Imagine your first car is this thing.
Usually, your first car should
be a Miata. Someone should everybody should drive a stick shift Miata.
But you can’t buy your ai like like some people get crazy and they buy their kids shit like that, you know?
Well, you know, it’s sai motorcycles, you know. I was gonna get a motorcycle license at 1 ai time, and 1 of my buddies was gonna get it like a ninja. I was like, bro, we shouldn’t do that. We shouldn’t just hop right on some crazy bike that you gotta get comfortable with the whole deal riding a bike.
Ai, if I told you how many of my how many of my friends or family that I’ve had to talk out of getting ai motorcycle, like, with the like, it’s like that midlife crisis part where it’s like, hey, bro. You never rode a motorcycle. Like, you 40. You can’t start now.
I got real close, and then the universe gave me a whole bunch of signs.
Bro. Even because even the even the best riders in the world will lay that bike down.
So it’s like, you out here, you haven’t ridden a bike ever or or in twenty five years. Like, you’re gonna get fucked up out there.
You ever see the 1 when the dude is flying down a country road, he hits a deer?
this dude is, like, on 1 of those ai bike.
Bro, I saw 1 the other day where it was the other way around. Oh. It ai like, yeah, it was like the end of a parade or something. And there were girls in the street and this guy a bunch of motorcycles went by, but only 1 girl got hit.
But it ai like Oh, god. Oh, man. That’s
Yeah. But you can’t you can’t So
you didn’t see this thing today? A Blackhawk helicopter collided with a American Airlines flight Oh. Over DC.
Over DC. Yeah. And they they plunged into the Potomac and, everybody’s dead. And there’s video of it. There’s a fireball in the sky. The helicopter collides right with the plane. It explodes in the sky. Watch this. Boom. They explode and collide in the sky, and then this is the plane. Oh, man.
It’s crazy. And it it’s only I mean, I don’t it’s not there’s nothing fortunate about it, but it’s fortunate that it landed in the river, and then it didn’t land on apartment buildings, you know, and tell tell a bunch more people.
I don’t even know how that happens. I’ve never heard of something like that happening. It’s and then where did the, helicopter emanate from? Where did it come from, Jamie?
Because this is a military helicopter.
Andrews Air Force Base, I’m guessing.
I don’t understand how that’s possible. I don’t get it, but I don’t know anything about flying.
Man, you know what? Honestly, man, it comes close to happening a lot.
Fuck. That’s so crazy that, a military helicopter collides with, American Airlines jet.
Yeah. And this and I I I don’t think it was some kind of malfunction. It probably was bad communication. Somebody got wrong information.
Yeah. Maybe. Unless we find out that someone was on meh jet, Like someone who
That’s not important. Gravity sai scientist. Some fucking some fucking dude is at the forefront of quantum computing. That’s not brilliant. He’s got a laptop with him that he’s trying to deliver to somebody in Saudi Arabia.
This is why I checked out, bro. Because because because because it’s so hard to take the everything serious because it’s like Let’s do it.
in such a ridiculous time with that. Like, that that is the chances are more than 0 than what you said is the case just now. Right.
It’s like we live in a ridiculous. We don’t trust
Right. I don’t. So ai like that could that could be ai somebody because my next thought shouldn’t be, I wonder if somebody important was on that jet.
The other thought was that you can control those helicopters remotely. You don’t have to ai, pilots.
You can fly a helicopter remotely.
Yes. They they use artificial intelligence now not just to fly helicopters, but also to fly jets. And when they use jets that are controlled by artificial intelligence versus jets that are controlled by the best pilots we have, the jets can control by artificial intelligence win ai fights 100% of the time.
Yeah. But they gonna sai I mean, listen, I because all I have to judge
This is this is the tinfoil. We’re putting on some tinfoil.
Yeah. But all I have to judge my artificial intelligence is the Google Gemini and chat GBT and they be fucking shit up. Yeah. But this is consumer grade
this is consumer grade shit that didn’t exist a while ago and ex you want some coffee?
And exists now. So here it is. Blackhawk remote controlled demos have been performed by Sikorsky Aircraft and Lockheed Martin to demonstrate the ability to remotely control a Blackhawk helicopter. These demos have shown the potential for autonomous flight and the ability to perform missions without a pilot.
Okay. But here’s the other thing now.
But this is the thing. If it’s such a super sophisticated piece of equipment, how is it not if it is being piloted by a person, how do they not have sensors that detect where the planes are? How how is that even possible? That you could be in a place where planes are flying 500 miles an hour, left and right, all over the place, landing and taking off, and you’re gonna fly vatsal that, and you don’t know where the planes are?
That seems insane. That doesn’t even seem possible because, like, how could you exist as a military aircraft if you don’t have a comprehensive analysis of everything that’s around you all the time? We have sensors. We we put them on jets. Why wouldn’t we put sensors on the helicopter?
They they probably do have them.
Wow. We we can find out pretty soon.
Will we even know? No. We will
But everybody’s dead. Right? So how do you know when everybody’s dead? They think the pilots are dead of the helicopter. There I believe there’s was there supposed to be 2 people in the helicopter? I believe four, three, 3 people in the helicopter. And was it, like, 60 or 70 people? 60 people in the plane are dead.
And only 60 people on a flight on a flight?
Yes. It was over, figure mostly a figure skating team. Figure skating. Fuck,
man. Oh, yeah. Because because that’s the thing I was saying, it would have to be a group of people. Because if they if they just wanted to take out 1 person, why why why waste a helicopter? Like, there’s there’s better ways to kill 1 person.
Yeah. Well, also, you want, like, the worst press possible? Kill a plane filled with young figure skaters. Mhmm. The sweetest, most delicate people, like, twirling around on the ice. I mean, when we think of them, like, they’re almost like superhumans. You know? The the we don’t even wanna think of it.
Ai why, like, when that Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan shit went down, nobody sana wanna believe it’s possible. The figure skating community’s got thugs.
The figure skating community tries to take out people by breaking their knees?
And that shit ai right for comedy for, like, five years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People get vicious about shit, man.
And but here’s the other ai. I it might just be incompetence.
it’s incompetence. Somebody was just fucked up or
Ai likely, someone made a mistake. Most likely. Yeah. But in this day and age, when you know about things that have happened, you know about false flags, you know about all kinds of shit that happens, you always gotta wonder. And if if we do find out, here’s worst case scenario.
What if a foreign government has figured out a way to hack in to our equipment and they can get a helicopter to fly right into a plane?
Oh, like this was a test run.
What if this is, like, proof of concept?
See, I think a better conspiracy would be if we found out that it ai, like, that, like, Delta was behind it. You know what I mean?
Delta was trying to take out American Ai.
Like Alaska was like, yo. No. We’re gonna fucking ruin their reputation.
But if you were a foreign country and you wanted to demonstrate that you have technical superiority over people, how would you do it? Well, first of all, you’d lay the groundwork. Right? This is 1 thing they definitely did. Right? Where’s that lighter, bro? With that? Thank you, sir.
You lay the groundwork, and the groundwork is sell them all the shit they need. Sell them all the shit they need. And some of the shit you sell them, put a backdoor in there. Put a little backdoor in there. And they’ve been doing that. That’s a fact.
That’s why Huawei was banned from The United States. They banned Huawei phones. They’re the they were the most sophisticated sai.
coming out of China. They were so good.
They was great. Yeah. Well, yeah. I try
Tyler told this before, forgive me if you heard it before, but I tried to buy a Ai Design, Huawei phone. It was an amazing phone. It was, like, so much more advanced ai iPhones. It had a bigger battery and, like, a hundred megapixel camera. And then right before it was coming out, they put the ban.
And then there there was all these national security concerns, and Huawei is, like, spying meh Americans, and something about their routers and their systems. They figured out there’s, like, backdoor possibilities that were engineered into these things. So they sold us cell phone towers and computer chips and all this stuff and all the components that you need to run your AI.
So wouldn’t it make sense that if they’re a part of it, they’re integrated into it physically, and we know they put backdoors on things. Wouldn’t you put backdoors on the stuff that you’re putting into jets? Wouldn’t you pack ai like, who’s making that stuff? Who’s making all those electronics that are inside the jets?
Do you think we make the chips? Do you think we make the chips? Do you think do you think we make what do we make? Do we make the hard drives? Are you sure? I don’t know. I don’t know. Do we make the processors?
It just seems like it would be a smart thing to do.
It would be a very smart ai to do. But do we make the swap does the do we make the processors? Or have there been installed some sort of electronical backdoor into almost everything that we have? Almost everything we have. Right. If anything could be taken over.
I think that it it probably is the case, but it’s definitely our government doing it.
You know the Michael Hastings story. Right? No. You don’t know that story? No. This was a guy who was a journalist who was writing for Saloni Stone, and he goes over to Afghanistan? Was it Afghanistan? Goes over to Afghanistan and, gets stuck there because of the volcano. So the volcano in Iceland, I think.
So this volcano blows up and the ai is covered with dirt. You can’t see for, like, weeks, so you can’t fly. So he can’t leave there. So he gets stuck with his troop. He’s he’s embedded with these troops, and meh get loose. They get loose. They start saying things.
They start talking shit about Obama. The general talk shit about Obama. And then, this guy puts all this in the story. And he puts all this in this and they they thought he was, like, 1 of their homies. We’re just hanging out. We’re just boys.
He’s not gonna write about that. Ai, the guy wrote about all that shit. You get these 20 year old kids. They’re deployed at war. And, of course, they’re gonna talk shit. They’re kids. You get the generals, like, hanging out with these guys. They’re gonna talk shit.
They’re a bunch of men out there doing war. So he has to step down. And he, the general, is 1 of the most beloved generals in the military. And then this guy is terrified for his life. And his opening The reporter? The reporter’s terrified for his life. Because, he’s been sai.
So then, he dies on was it Laurel Canyon?
La Brea. He he dies on La Brea going
Melrose And Highland. Sorry.
Oh, Melrose And Highland?
video right now, but it’s
Well, either way. Rio. Either way. Point is, he’s in LA. He’s going, like, a 20 miles an hour, and he goes straight into a tree and the car explodes. The car explodes and hit watch how fast he goes. Look at this. He just hits the gas and boom, runs into a tree and explodes.
Had said, you know, if anything happens, I didn’t kill myself. And then the question was back then so was this 02/5? 02/00 ’13. So back then, the question was, do they have the technology to take over vehicles? And if you ask people that are honest, the answer is yes. Yeah. They do.
There’s a way to do it. It’s not impossible. It’s not like, you know, breathing underwater. It’s it’s it’s it can be done. Whether you have to get access to the actual car itself and put something in there, I don’t know.
But That’s why Bryden ai can be done. That’s why people like, it’s gonna be a couple generations before people will be down with it being fully autonomous cars. But, you know, we see all these driverless cars around this motherfucker. But ai like, I ain’t getting 1 of the motherfucker.
Yeah. Get the fuck out of here.
No way. But but because if they wanted to kill you I mean, we saw that in the the old the the vatsal Total Recall, they did that. Whereas, like, all the cars drive themselves, but when they wanna find you, they fucking stop your car, pull you over. You know? Yeah. Fuck that.
Everybody’s terrified about that, you know? And, there’s cars right now that they could shut off if there’s a police chase. That’s what OnStar does. Right? So, like, if you’re in 1 of those Corvettes, I bet that Corvette is OnStar. Mhmm. Does that Corvette have OnStar? So the with the the way they sell you OnStar is they say, well, Brian, if someone steals your car, we can just shut it off.
And you’re like, oh, that would be good. I don’t want anybody stealing my beautiful car. But the the other side of that is we could also just shut it off for other
We can shut it off because we don’t like you, and we ai decide to shut your car off.
Don’t worry. It says right here that that’s illegal.
You could have the wrong political opinion depending on who’s in power. You know, you wanna give these people power because you don’t want the other side to win. But then the problem is now you’ve established that the government, which is not always you, is going to have power.
And they’re gonna just be able to shut your fucking car off. Stolen c 7 Corvette disabled remotely by police using OnStar. Yeah. They just shut them off. See?
That’s a that’s a happy moment. Look at that. The the the sad moment is you got a trunk load meh meth, and you’re making a run for it. They just shut your car off.
Right. Ai imagine, imagine being a drug runner and and getting all the features.
Well, the drug runners always get caught going too fast. It’s the dumbest fucking thing you’ll ever hear. They always get busted ai like 16 miles an hour over the speed limit. What does it say, Jamie?
Comes with mandatory OnStar subscription. There’s no way around it.
1 of my favorite online lawyers, he always goes, his name is Bruce Rivers. But he always saying, never commit a misdemeanor while you committing a felony. Oh. You know? It’s like you’ve if you’re moving cocaine, don’t break speak speed limit. Put on your seat belt.
Yeah. Yeah. It’s just the dumbest. But you get these kids that are willing to do these drug runs, and they’re cocky, and they’re probably using. Right? So they’re probably taking a little amphetamines while they’re driving to stay sharp, Brian. Can’t get sleepy behind the wheel. And they’re probably not the most reliable people anyway.
They’re literal drug runners. Like, what they’re doing could get them locked up for the rest of their fucking life, and they’re probably gonna make $2,000 for doing this.
Yeah. And I have some cool stories.
Yeah. I mean, who who’s gonna make the money? They’re probably doing it for somebody else. Right? They’re probably moving it for somebody. And they they have to sell it, and then they get a piece, and then, you know, and then they keep doing it. And that’s that’s they just have to hope they don’t get arrested. And then they do it a ai times, get a little cocky.
I mean, someone’s bringing all this shit in. Like, how’s it getting in? How many car if you’re a cop and you’re just out there looking around all the how many of these moving trucks have fentanyl in them?
I think the CIA bringing most of it. A bit a bit of it. I mean
Because who stops selling drugs when they get away with it? Nobody. Right. Why why would they stop doing that?
Right. Now they just know how to not get caught.
Well, maybe they probably work with people.
Yeah. Because because please believe, if we really, really wanted to stop drugs, it would be extreme, but we could, but we don’t want it.
It would be too hard. You’d have to take away too much freedom from people. They wouldn’t stand for it and they’d vote you at all.
I was talking about just stop it from coming in the country.
Yes. You could stop it from coming in the country, but you’re not gonna stop a demand. The the real problem is just like the prohibition of alcohol, and I’m not comparing meth with alcohol because I think most people most people that I know responsibly use alcohol. They take a few drinks. I mean, I know a bunch of people who have abused it. I know a bunch of people stop had to stop drinking.
But most guys that we’re friends with, you have a drink. You sana wanna do a shot? Let’s do a shot. Yeah. And then you go do your show and no one’s getting drunk every night.
I rarely see anybody drunk.
But if you’re out there doing meth, there’s a chance you’re not engaging in, like, responsible meth use. There’s a good there’s a good chance if you’re using meth, you’re going hard.
You’re just go no. No one ain’t microdosing meth. They’re going hard. I think meth gets you to go hard. You’re listening to fucking Slayer in your car, and you’re fired up, and you’re making bad decisions.
Yeah. I mean, you definitely just not thinking. You’re just doing.
But what is Adderall? Adderall is super close to meth. Super close.
It’s the it’s a amphetamine for sure.
Yeah. It’s not sai same, but it’s
And yeah. And you get It’s in the hunt. You could people do wild shit on that shit too.
Especially if you take a lot of it.
If you take a lot of it, it might as well be meth.
And people abuse the shit out of everything. You tell them to take 1, they’re gonna take five or 6.
The thing the biggest problem is like most people’s lives suck so bad that, like, drugs is their only thing.
That’s true too. That’s true too.
Because that’s that’s happy that’s instant happiness. It’s
Even we because, you know, what’s so funny is I think a lot of people assume that that most of the, like, homeless people on the street, are homeless because they had a drug they had a drug problem, but it’s usually the other way around. They usually are fine when they hit the street and they they start using drugs. Ai like what else the fuck you gonna do?
Where what else you gonna get happiness from? You’re not Right. You’re not warm, you’re not safe.
Well, there’s probably a bunch of different scenarios there, but a lot of it has to do with drug use. And a lot of it has to do with self medicating. A lot of those people are just, like, severely mentally ill and really should be in some sort of an institution.
People are never gonna stop getting high.
No. They’re not going to. This is I’m smoking a cigar right now.
And I and I don’t know if I don’t know what the I don’t know what the solution is. Oh, just legalize everything.
would’ve said that five years ago, but, and maybe that is an ultimate solution, but but the way it’s implemented because I think they they tried that in Seattle or Portland or something.
Yeah. They had to stop it.
Yeah. Sai so it ai like, but they also just went from what we doing now to, like, just everything’s legal.
Yeah. Yeah. But they also it’s Portland. They’re ridiculous. Those people are ridiculous. That was Seattle. Right? No. I think it was Was it Portland or Seattle? Which 1 was it that it was Oregon that legalized everything. Right?
Yeah. I think you were. I think it was Oregon.
Yeah. It was Oregon. So it’s Portland. Portland’s ridiculous. They’re ridiculous. So if you just say you can just do drugs wherever sana want, just do whatever you want, everything’s legal now, everyone’s just gonna be brazen about it. You’ve got a culture that was that it was demonized for so long, and you have a a culture of mental illness where people are looking for something to get them out of this rut that they’re in.
And the only thing that makes them feel good is fentanyl or oxycodone or whatever the fuck they’re taking. What of that shit that makes you lean over? What’s that stuff?
There’s a lot of shit that do that.
The stuff that where where they’re doing yoga in the street? Trank? Trank something
Whatever the fuck they’re doing. These people, they’re trying to escape. Right? Yeah. And the the idea that you just, like, leave them, they’re obviously, like, severely mentally ill. Like, if we spend money on people with illness, why don’t we spend money on people with mental illness?
It seems like if you wanna support Medicaid, shouldn’t you support, like, meh, medical, assistance to most of these people? Because a lot of them are probably severely mentally ill and unmedicated. And maybe they can be helped. Maybe someone can take them into an institution.
Get somebody calling you a socialist right now in meh common sai.
I am in a lot of ways. I am with some ai like the fire department. I think the fire department is a very socialist idea. We’re all gonna put our money into this this 1 group of people that’s gonna act in the best interest of the entire community and put out fires everywhere regardless of who’s got money or doesn’t.
Like, if you’re a poor sana and you live on this block and your house catches on fire, they sai say, we’re not gonna put that fire out. We’re only gonna put the ai guys fire out. No. The fucking house gets ai fire. Everybody agrees that that fire needs to get put out so the fire people move. That’s you spend your tax dollars on it.
See, that’s how I feel about health care.
it’s it’s true. That’s a good way to look at
it. It’s meh imagine the fire department could deny you when your house was burning.
See, the problem is they’re already making so much money doing it the way they’re doing it now, and they’ve got a really good system. If I was a business person involved in that system, not just a human being with ethics and morals, I would say this is the way to do it. This is the way we’re gonna make the most money. Yeah. But but people are tired of it.
That’s why people were cheering when that guy got shot, which ai kinda fucked up.
Here’s here’s the truth of the matter. Some shit just can’t be for profit. If we if sana want it to be for the the best, some stuff can’t be for profit.
The thing about that guy shooting that person that’s the most disturbing wasn’t just that everybody that a lot of people cheered for it. But what was the the most disturbing was that people weren’t mad. They weren’t outraged. They didn’t treat it like a regular assassination.
It was like an assassination where he deserved it. Right? It didn’t seem like a bad even even though ai like that was horrible. It didn’t seem like as bad a thing ai like if someone shot John Lennon. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or not even a famous person.
If someone just randomly shot some, you know, executive as he was walking out.
You know how I reacted with the same way when they got Osama bin Laden. I was like, it’s the same to me.
Yeah. It was like the because we’ll think about
that. You ai like that insurance guy was Osama bin Laden?
No. Ai I mean, they both they both are indirectly responsible for the death of how many Americans? Except he was doing it for profit. Osama was doing it for the love of the game or whatever.
I do think it’s a corporate capture issue.
think the culture of the the corporation is to make as much money as possible and deny more people than the other insurance companies do. Like, they they had a higher rate of denying.
Yeah. But you can’t let people’s grandmas die and No. Let them stay in pain as you didn’t expect them to have empathy for you. Did you ever see that
1 video? I think we played on the podcast where this woman talked about how, she made a decision to deny someone care that they definitely needed and she was thanked by the company and then the guy wound up dying And she knows that she could have given him ai life saving care.
She could have approved it. And she was rewarded for not approving it. Like, they were like, you did the right sai. So ai like the culture. It’s not about it’s see, like, what we’re talking about earlier. It’s not really about health care. Health care is the arena in which they’re playing their game.
But the real game is the people behind the scenes that are trying to make money. And especially if you’re doing something that is not you don’t have a lot meh me it doesn’t give you a lot of meaning to deny people health care. It doesn’t give you a lot of meaning. Like, you don’t feel like you have a meaningful life. So those people guarantee you they get addicted to material stuff.
They get addicted to getting a nice Rolex. I wanna get the newest Rolex. I wanna get a fucking Ferrari. I wanna
And and you also gotta like, it got it gotta switch up your whole epic.
Yep. Yep. And you gotta somehow or another placate yourself, whether it’s with drugs or with buying a new purse, something you need new stuff. You’re not gonna live in a fucking log hut in the woods if you’re living like that. You’re not gonna be interested in starting your own fire and reading books by candlelight. Shut the fuck up. You’re you’re doing cocaine and you’re trying to buy a house.
You’re you’re surrounded by people ai like Yeah. They’re they’re impressed by the shit you’re doing sai. So
And they probably all medicate. Yeah. Everybody’s on probably something that’s, like, allows them to, like, not freak out all ai time. Some sort of anti anxiety medication because of what they’re doing. And then they’re not they don’t feel fulfilled in life, you know. You don’t you don’t feel like that’s a good relationship between you and the way you make money and the way you interact with people.
No. I don’t think they ai guilt. I mean, some people might feel guilty afterwards. I don’t think a lot
I think they’re medicated. I bet. Yeah. I bet if you’re in I bet you have anxiety when you’re doing stuff like that. You probably need an SSRI. Probably Neil something.
But but it’s like the easiest person to lie to is yourself.
like you probably feel shah shit. You get that first paycheck and you go you start twisting shit so you could justify it. Like, well, you know, somebody would do this.
And you also realize, hey, the the rest of the public, they don’t know. They don’t know. That’s just the insurance business. That’s the business.
Yeah. Well, this is this is standard. Yeah. Standard is a word they use a lot when they’re trying to fuck you.
They people looked at it very differently than someone just shooting some other person. They almost looked at it like he deserved it.
And it and it wasn’t bipartisan. That’s what I mean. That that was the wildest thing about the whole thing. It ai like, you couldn’t ai by by any other information from anybody how they felt about it. I just felt nothing, honestly.
It was weird too because it gave a lot of liberal grifters the opportunity to celebrate someone getting shot and murdered violently, which is, like, should be the the complete opposite of the way they view violent crime. They should think of violence as being the last resort. Violence is abhorrent. Violence is not a part of a civilized society.
We want kindness and compassion, and we want people to be able to live their life hell. You don’t want violent murders on the street if you’re a progressive, but a lot of progressives were cheering when this guy got murdered.
Yeah. I mean But it shows
how many grifters and hypocrites there are.
Because I would because for me, it just depends on who got murdered. I’m not rooting for a murderer, but certain people die, I’m like, well, you know.
Well, I don’t even know what this guy’s relationship to that guy was. I don’t know why he wanted to kill him
specifically. And sai said specifically, I mean, it’s a lot of speculation about was it a family member or, like, he’d had a back surgery that screwed him up and but, like I said, I only I only get the news that, like, rises that’s, like, forced in my face because I don’t I don’t watch any of the
I don’t watch the channel. It’s it’s different than, like, sai say, some Iraq war veteran assassinated Dick Cheney. Like, that to me makes more sense. That 1 makes more sense.
think Here’s a guy who knows that this guy engineered this thing where they lied about weapons of mass meh, let us into a vatsal that ultimately wind up killing who knows how many people.
But I think peep I think Dick Cheney ai have got a better reaction than than this guy.
You think people would have been sad that Dick Cheney got shot? Well, they would have thought it’s very dangerous ai whenever a vice president gets shot, everybody feels ai.
I think that’s a that’s something that you can you can partisanize. Ai partisanize a word? I think it’s something you can you ai make you can make partisan. But with the but like I said, that’s what’s special that’s what’s special that’s what’s special about this is.
Everybody got fucked over ai a change.
Everybody got fucked ai. Sai, so, like, there’s people that love Dick Cheney or there’s people that still hold, like, those politics from back then.
I don’t know if anybody loved Dick Cheney. That’s why it was really crazy when Dick Cheney endorsed Kamala and they were ai like, yeah. Like, what are you what? That guy? What? You
forgot? Yeah. Ai but I just mean I don’t think peep I don’t think he is as hated as I mean, the truth is nobody I didn’t even nobody knew that CEO’s name before this, but the whole business is hated. So it’s like that. He became the face of that, and it’s it’s definitely a political.
It’s ai like, I don’t know a single I don’t know a single person that hasn’t had an issue with health insurance.
Yeah. Well, again, it’s a business. It’s a business designed to make money, and all of them wanna make I mean, they have an obligation. They need to make more money next quarter. What can we do? What can we do? They start denying people. And if you’re using AI, like, specifically to deny people, like like, let’s make this more efficient.
Is this what’s happening now?
I don’t know if that’s true, but I’ve read it. I’ve read it that some insurance companies are using AI to deny more claims than sai. See if that’s true. I wouldn’t be shocked. Would you be shocked? If you’re a company and you’re trying to make the most money and you find out that there’s software that’ll allow you to make more money and all you care about is making money, you’re not really caring about health care.
You don’t want people to feel if you did, you just say, we should all make less money and give out more money to these people. We could, you know, accept more claims, and we would have meh much healthier world. That’s nice. And we would feel better karmically. Right?
Wouldn’t that be nice if they thought like that? You would have to own the company. You’d have to be like a guru, like a really calm peaceful guru, and you would own the company and just ai like an ethical insurance company and not give anybody stake in it. Don’t let anybody, like, try to juice the system because they wanna make more
money. Oh, sai a like, not like not a public company.
Exactly. Stay private. Stay private.
Yeah. But don’t you think the type of person that Stay golden pony boy. Insurance company. Like, I think you would have to be a certain type the certain type.
Yeah. You have to be ai psycho.
I should profit from suffering somehow.
Yeah. I should. Well, you’re gambling. Right? You’re gambling that something doesn’t happen to you that’s more expensive than all the payments you give me every month for ten years.
Because I think if you if you start hitting in that direction of, like, ethical health
Eventually, you’re gonna rabbit. Though there shouldn’t be health insurance. It should just cost what it costs. It should
Well, it should probably be the same way we treat the fire department. But if we’re gonna do that, people say, what about all these people that are obese? What about all these people that are, like, eating bad food? Yeah. We gotta educate our society. We have to think of ourselves as a community, as a collective community, educate ourselves, and health care should be something that’s paid for by the government.
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fucked. They sai a I think this is in California.
Landmark law prohibits health insurance companies from using AI to deny health care coverage. Alright. That’s great. Especially, like, using it specifically to deny. So that’s California. That’s great law. The whole country should adopt that.
Yeah. I really think that the problem is that there’s been a long history of profit for health care and that they go into it to profit. And the the real problem with that is
but you also want the best surgeons. Right? You want the best doctors and they have to be motivated. And most of them are motivated both by excelling in their practice and also by material possessions that reward ai. Like, doctors always have, like, a Porsche. Doctors have a Mercedes. Doctors have a nice house. Like, you should be a doctor, Brian. You should be a doctor, a nice doc. Doctors make a lot of money.
But they also have a fuckload of bills, and they have a fuckload of insurance. Okay? So they have the the problem with them is, like, liability insurance. Like, liability insurance for malpractice insurance for doctors is crazy expensive.
But don’t doctors still make good money in countries?
They do, but they’re they’re constantly moving people in and out of their office because they got a fucking heavy nut to cover every month. Conveniently. Yes. UnitedHealth is facing multiple class action lawsuits over its use of algorithms. Its investment practices and its treatment of patients, algorithm use claim processing.
UnitedHealth is facing a class action lawsuit over the algorithm it uses to process claims. Yeah. And then it made a lawsuit. Health. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Monsters. Monsters.
But this is also because we’ve set up a system of profit. Now imagine if that system of profit existed for the fire department. Imagine if you had to pay fire department fees every month, and if you didn’t and your house burned, they go, ai, Brian. We just checked and you don’t have fire coverage. And so then now you’re fucked.
Can’t give her some money. Crazy.
Yeah. I mean, Ai I mean, this is gonna happen.
So we agree that the fire department should be kind of a socialist organization.
Okay. Why not health care?
But then the problem is, you know, doctor fucking Grossman, he wants wants a Ferrari. The baddest motherfucker for fixing knees. He fixes everybody’s knees on the Lakers. He wants some money.
He’s the best. Yeah. But the problem with that is, like, how do you pay how do you like, how much does everybody get paid? Does the government just pay everybody the same way they’re getting paid now? Or does it ai like a government job, like, you know, like you’re a state appointed defense attorney.
It becomes like the NFL. You know
what I mean? Like, not as motivated as some, like, super high powered defense attorney that, you know, handles huge cases and knows the ai inside. You know what I’m saying? Ai like, who’s gonna fix you now? Because, like, my friends in Canada, they say, yeah. Health care is free.
But, like, 1 of my friends, she had to wait my meh Jen, she had to wait, like, a year plus to get a ACL surgery. And it’s all fucked up still. So, ai, for this ACL surgery, she’s waiting, like, a whole year to get her knee fixed. I’m pretty sure I hope I’m not speaking out of school. I’m pretty sure it was it’s close to a year.
And so she’s got a bad knee for a year. Whereas, like, in America, you’re supposed to be able to go to the doctor. The doctor says your health care is cut up. Yep. You definitely tore your ACL, Brian. Okay. Well, good news is you’re covered.
You know, you have a deductible, but this is your deductible. Okay. We can schedule you for Feb. 16. This is what we need you to do. No aspirin.
No this. No that. You know, don’t eat within eight hours you get here because you’re gonna go under. They tell you they prep you for surgery.
Or they tell you all of that and then they go, oh, actually you not covered. Dang it. Because you didn’t tell us about this thing from Mhmm. Yeah. The eagle. Okay. Well, I still need the surgery and I don’t have, you know, $50,000. Right. Ai like, that’s the shitty part. Mhmm. Yeah.
Because there’s some people that, like, they are healthy, and they take care of themselves, and they pay that insurance. And then, you know, they get a tumor or something, you know, unforeseen.
completely fucked. They’re completely
fucked. And ai like that shouldn’t be possible.
Well, how about this fire insurance deal in California? What happened? Like, a giant percentage of those people that lost their homes in that fire, they didn’t have insurance. These insurance companies pulled out a fire ai.
Why? Oh, bro. Did did you also know there’s fucking ai fires the same thing’s happening in South South America and Africa. Really? Yeah. Just whole place is burning the fuck down. Ai I’m Shah shocked that I’m not hearing more about that because, you know, I only
Here’s the thing about the fires. There’s satellite video of ai fires, all 3 of them starting at the same time. You ever seen it?
No. It’s Super suspicious. Super, super suspicious. There’s sai set there’s satellite footage of all the ai fires starting at the same time.
Simultaneously. Yeah. You wanna see
I You need to see it because it’s so creepy. I think it was arson. I think somebody did it. It’s funny. Whether it was a schizophrenic person that ai firebug. There’s a lot of those people that are firebugs, man. There’s people that are, like, actual arsonists. And when you get into the conditions that happened in the Santa Ana winds when California’s dry, like, you remember when it was.
you were there in 02/18 with that big crazy fire. Right? Did you see any of that on the 405?
Yeah. And it and I and I remember there being a big 1 probably, like, 02/72 or 02/8.
The thing is, like, it doesn’t have to be some crazy conspiracy. Like, people think it’s a conspiracy, a land grab, this whole thing. Maybe. Maybe. But also, people start fires. It’s a it’s a a known crime. In fact, 1 of the people that they arrested, he had a fake fire truck.
So this dude was a known arsonist, I believe, from Oregon. He bought a fire truck and drove with a fireman’s outfit and was going into these areas.
That’s actually hilarious.
And he’s a ai. Like, a known so he’s probably ai fires.
Yeah. Arsonist with a fire truck.
How crazy is that? But some people are just out of their fucking meh, man. Including a lot of firemen. Like, that’s a problem with firemen. There’s there’s been firemen who have started fires.
But it’s wild that you like, they I feel like if you go to prison for arson, like, you purposely burnish it. If they let you out, they should at least track ai like they track pitos.
Well, you’re you’ve killed a lot of people. Like, if 1 of these if someone a human being was caught that did definitely lit these for 3 fires that sai simultaneously. If a human being did that, they’re responsible for I don’t know how many deaths. How many people died? I think it’s twenty five or something like that. Yeah.
Twenty five burned alive.
How how much damage? How many people are gonna
The damage? Sure. Like, you’re in jail for the rest of your ai for everything. For the damage. You’re in jail for the rest of your life. You you you owe $350,000,000,000 and counting. It’s $350,000,000,000 of damage. And then Altadena is gone.
And are they still having the Grammys or whatever? What do you mean? I don’t know.
They probably are. Well, we did the UFC there. We did the UFC, like, in the middle of the fires.
think we’re gonna do it. I was like, are we gonna do it here? And Dana was like, we’re gonna do it. The Clippers are gonna play there on I forget what day, but earlier in speak week. And if the Clippers play, we’re gonna do it. Otherwise, they were gonna do Vegas. They were just gonna move everybody to Vegas if it got worse. Because they keep starting. New ones start.
1 No. There’s 1 that’s up in Santa Clarita. Somebody started 1 up there or something started 1 up there. The 02/18, they know it was an accident because they know there was a part, the part that cost $1. That 1 part failed, and it started a fire. A $1 part.
Yeah. I think we’re going to see more and more of this. It’s getting
Well, they have to fix it.
They have to fix it. You have to clean up the brush. You have to do what they did with the water where they open up the water from the North to come flow freely down to the South and not diverted into the Pacific Ocean. That fill up the reservoir that you had that was 11000000 gallons that was empty, you fucking psychos. Like, what are you doing?
You clearly haven’t taken the right steps if that can happen. It can be at least mitigated. You’re always gonna have those crazy winds. You’re always gonna have arsonists. You’re always gonna have things that fuck up or something starts a fire accidentally.
But don’t they don’t they do all that shit every meh me do, like, controlled burns and all that stuff every year.
Fact check old satellite footage falsely linked to twenty twenty five LA wildfires?
So what is that video of 3 fires starting simultaneously? Because people were saying it was the, California fires.
It’s just a picture, but this is from fires. These ai fires are in a different spot than the ones that just happened.
So I don’t know if that’s the 1. The it’s hard to say. This is the caption from the So it’s miscaptioned. So it’s not true. What about the 1 where it shows a person starting the fire? Because there is 1 video where they think that they have an image an actual image of a guy starting the fire.
I think it was a person near it, but I’ll double check.
Whoops. Just happened to be near with a blow torch. How about that guy? They caught that ai guy. And he’s like, I was just lighting my joint. He had a blow torch in his hand, and they made it like a citizen’s arrest.
Yeah. But he might have been telling the truth.
Nope. Dude had been arrested, like, 8 times. He had, he had vandalism, all kinds of shit on his resume. Violent crimes, I believe.
That don’t mean he was lying.
Well, he had he was running around in a fire with a blowtorch. Hey, bro. Put that down.
Yeah. But how you ai light how you gonna light your shit?
I mean, yeah. It was He said
he couldn’t afford a lighter. Bitch, a lighter is a quarter.
Yeah. That’s wild. I mean, that’s wild to just to, like, carry a blowtor.
is, sai, a 1 of them little Bic lighters? A dollar?
Is that a dollar? Yeah. Like, a dollar. Maybe it’s probably a dollar 20 sai.
See, if it’s made in America, it’s gonna cost more. Alright? Ai. Otherwise, China’s gonna chop off our fucking supply of BICs. Who makes Ram? Am I guessing?
See, I’m see, in my in my head, I was thinking, like, you in the house, you can’t find the lighter, so you’re like, I got a torch. I’m a just use that.
I will run around on the street.
He was, like, walking around outside.
He found him out where the fires were with a blow torch, and he said it was empty. He said, Google, it’s vatsal.
Ai like, even if you tell him the truth, like, your stupid ass deserve
you just the inconvenience.
Yeah. It was a a shah. What was I just gonna ask you to Google?
I’m trying to find a picture of the satellite of a person near the fire Mhmm. Where arya started. But
Huberman, filmed people starting fires. Andrew Huberman. He was driving down the street, and he caught these guys starting a fire and filmed it, put it on his sai. So people are starting fires here. Because you got all these homeless people and crazy people and people that wanna burn it all down, man.
And while the fire is going on, they feel like, fuck it, man. Let’s fucking let’s help this fucking fire. Fuck these rich people. I mean, it’s the Palisades. Ai like the richest people in all of LA.
You think that’s their motivations?
Yeah. I think a lot of that for the arsonists. I think it’s a lot of it ai like, sai society, my life sucks. I think a lot of people just there’s crazy ai like the guy from Oregon that ai like almost like ai ai, like amateur arsonists. You
like their that’s their side project. Did
you see Chappelle talk about it on his SNL monologue?
Man, it’s the best 1 ever. Yeah.
Easy. I know. I need to sit down and watch it. Everybody tells me it’s awesome.
It’s the yeah. It’s the best monologue I’ve ever seen on on SNL.
We talked ai Palestine. He compares Palestine to Yeah.
He he pretty much went he pretty much went through went through all the major things that’s going on.
The Palestine thing is nuts. I watched a video yesterday sana Gaza, and I don’t know if you’ve seen, ai, flyover drone footage or what it looks like now. Nope. You wanna see it?
Or do you wanna, like, live
No. I wanna see it. I wanna see it because I’ve got because
ai I never see shit like this.
It’s crazy. You shouldn’t go looking for it. Ai. I won’t send it to you anymore.
No. I just no. I don’t mind people sending me the news, but I just don’t actively go seek it out.
Because I’m like, if it’s if it’s if it’s something I need to know, somebody will tell me about it.
They, there’s a lot of before and after videos where shah show someone driving down a road before, and they show what it all looks like now. It’s like the city doesn’t exist anymore. Because it’s so it’s like if way bigger than Downtown Austin wiped off the map. Look at this. Yeah. This is crazy.
So this is flying drone footage over Gaza City, and it’s just everything’s destroyed. Everything’s destroyed. It’s like a like a nuke went off. Look at this. From the sky, when you look at it, like, as far as the eye can see, just destruction. Everything’s got a missile hole in it. Everything’s collapsed. Everything’s fucked up.
Every now and then, like, 1 house and or 1 building in between is untouched, but most of it is fucking destroyed. If I was the guy who lived next door to that house that’s perfect, I’d be like, who did you pay, motherfucker? Right? He doesn’t even get blown up once.
Crazy. And this is right now. Right now. And somehow, we’re being fed that this is the only way to do ai. And then somehow I know this is acceptable to get rid of Hamas to just completely annihilate everybody. I mean, the the number of people that are dead now is off the charts. They don’t even know how many.
Bro, this look this looks insane.
Insane. Insane. It’s insane. And it’s happening right now.
Oh, this is how it used to look?
Uh-huh. It’s what it used to look like. Look at that. Shops and cars. And now it’s just just destroyed. Everything destroyed. They bombed the fuck out of
everything. Oh, shah shit make you feel something.
Well, this ai like this is never coming back. Like, this is like they essentially, like, moved everybody out of there. Like, who’s gonna stay there now?
What is all of this what is all of the is what is what is that? What is all of that? Tents. Oh, wow.
Tents where people have to, like, stay in tents. And by the way, they might bomb those tents too. The whole thing is very scary, dude. Because the it’s it’s just at a level of destruction that’s impossible to say that you support it. Ai like, this is insane. These are human lives.
Like, how many how many people are dying here? Is this the only way to do this? Is this the only way to do this? This seems this seems crazy.
And how did you guys get to this point?
Damn. See, man. See, Joe, do you know this is why I avoid the news.
because all the happy all the stupidest people I know are happy as shit. So I’m like, I just need to know less.
I think there’s something to that, but you kinda I think we kinda need to pay attention ai. I think things are getting real weird, real weird.
Because because you know what it is? It’s the death of truth. Like, it’s hard to know what’s true. You hear something, it sound true, and then you hear something else to go, that’s not true. And then both can point you to links and studies, and ai like, I it’s just stressful trying to figure out what’s correct and what isn’t.
That’s on purpose. That’s, they’re they’re doing a real good job of confusing people. That’s when I when I, you know
And everybody thinks ai right.
Everybody thinks they’re right. Yeah. And there’s also a lot of stuff that’s going on behind the scenes. Like, a lot of the way stories are amplified is to serve as a distraction from other things that are taking place at the same time. Like, they love to do stuff like that, where they’ll push out a ai, like, some inflammatory story.
The really the design of that story is to get you distracted from other things that are going on simultaneously. That’s what I think a lot of this when I think about the UFO stuff, I’m always like, man, this if I wanted something to distract the shit out of people, this is a really good 1.
Not saying that that’s what they’re doing, but it makes me The science
the science had a discovery yesterday?
No. You were about to tell me at the beginning.
They fucking they had a, they they found a a asteroid.
And it had, like, most of the ingredients for life on it.
Like, all the amino ai. Not all of them, but, like, all but 3, and then all of, I forget what the big ass word this lady used. But it I think this was a theory before, but it’s becoming more and more likely that life was seeded by
Yeah. That’s a a theory called panspermia.
Yeah. And, it also accounts for some things that don’t fit in, like like psilocybin mushrooms. Like, they, there’s something very alien about them that, 1 of the things about spores is that spores ai survive, like, almost anything. They could survive in a vacuum. They could survive through space. Mhmm. Like, spores are, like, insanely durable.
And it’s if you have the potential for all of these amino acids and different minerals, and and there was absolutely salt on that. Right? Wasn’t there salt on that rock as well?
I don’t know. Let me let me see.
I think there was a bunch of different elements of life on that asteroid. And why not spores? And if, you know, some mushroom that grows on another planet where these human beings interact with nature through it, then it just lands here on Earth.
Did you find it? Meh REx mission. So they found amino acids, nucleotide bases, minerals from salt water Mhmm. And more. Yeah.
So that means it has all the building blocks of life and it comes from salt water and a chunk of it comes flying off. Ain’t that nutty? Like, that’s how a lot of things they think that’s, like, maybe how the water got here. It’s 1 of the theories asteroid? Yeah. That, like, sai.
Yeah. That comets hit us, and that’s where we got the water. Is that a real theory still? Because they change those. You know, like, they look at them, they go, well, maybe. Like, now they they’re wondering with whether dark energy is real. They think maybe time moves differently in between galaxies? Like, they’ve got some, like, new theory?
Yeah. I’ve heard I’ve heard I’ve ai I think I heard Neil tyler Tyson talk about that recently.
Oh, that ai like, what are you even
saying? Or ai like or that gravity is different in different places? Something like that?
They think there’s, like, that gravity and space time moves differently in the voids in between galaxies and planets.
Wait a minute. Who’s saying that?
Who’s saying that? Like, what are you saying?
I don’t know. That’s what I’m saying, bro.
They think that’s what accounts for the
I just need to know less because it’s breaking my brain.
That’s why they’re apart from each other. It’s not that dark energy is pushing them away from each other. I don’t know. Like, because this this is the theory ai like dark matter and dark energy ai like 90 something percent of the universe is this theory. Right.
So what does that mean? So if it’s not that, then there’s 90% of the universe what? It’s like just space time moving in a different way? Like, what meh?
Ai. So I sai, science has been kinda killing
it. Well, they’ve got some new tools ai like that James Webb Telescope. That thing’s crazy.
Remember when I first told you about it hadn’t launched yet? And I was like, that’s gonna change everything.
Well, I remember Duncan told me something about it a long time ago. He said they found something that they think is at least 22000000000 years old. They found some star cluster or something that the thing is 22000000000 years old. So it throws the whole big bang thing.
No. Is he talking about the Methuselah star?
No. That’s interesting too because the Methuselah star is actually older somehow than the entire universe, which doesn’t make any sense. It’s, like, 14 plus billion years old, so it’s, like, a little bit older than what they think was the big bang.
But then didn’t somebody recently well, not recently, but didn’t someone say that, like, it’s still within the margin of error? Yeah.
It’s still within arya margin. The Shah star is, but not this new discovery. So the new discovery for the James Webb Telescope is they found, galaxies that formed too quickly. And that they they formed so long ago, like, so far away because they could see bitter now bigger now, that it’s ai, like, there’s 2 things possible.
Maybe we were wrong about how quickly ram form. Maybe they form way ram or maybe the universe is way older than we think it is. So maybe the reason why these things exist and then you could find them. And then although there’s things that, like, blink in and that they exist at 1 in time and don’t exist anymore, they don’t know what the fuck those are, these ai lights, these red spots they found in the universe.
But they think that it’s very people are very reluctant to commit. Right? Because they don’t really know. But the potential is that that the universe is not 14 or 13 whatever billion years old, but maybe as old as 24000000000 years old. Russell.
The next time you come in here, I I wanna be the the head the next time you have 1 of these motherfucker. These Lawrence Krauss and these
You wanna be in here with them? Michio cockles. Yeah.
Because I love I’m fascinated by this kind of shit.
The problem with 2 people talking is, like, I gotta, like, lock in on these dudes.
listen. Yeah. But ai I’d want you to chime in too. That just to like, with some of these people, like, you have to have 1 on 1. Because even if I do, 2 guests, like, everybody always has something cool to say. Right? And then someone else is talking and ai wanna it’s hard.
It’s hard to, like, work it. And when you got someone who’s talking about something, like, very esoteric, very difficult to grasp, you know, they’re talking about, like, quantum physics. You try they’re trying to explain to you the the the these the dynamics of these subatomic particles. Like, what?
You need, like, 1 person just locked on.
Every time I hear a quantum physicist talk, I never understand everything they say.
Bro, I barely understand, a a fraction of what they’re talking about.
Even when they talking about other shit. Yeah. Yeah.
Like They’re operating on a different level.
Let Gary Weinstein ai and give you a fucking recipe.
Weinstein’s crazy smart in a spooky way.
I know, but he’s like he forgets how much smarter than
in a way that, like, you’re like, I don’t even know what you’re saying.
Yeah. But, like, I don’t have that degree, bro.
Yeah. Well, he has a theory of everything. I do not understand it at all. I don’t know how many people could follow it. I don’t understand it. But that kind of person that would sit around and try to create a theory of everything, He’s of the belief that potentially we’re looking at US made vatsal that’s, like, super sana and that they put a lid on it somehow.
But why what would be the purpose of that?
Because I think if you develop something in secrecy, like they do all the time with, like, stealth bomber, all these different things, even the Manhattan Project. You develop things in secrecy, and then there comes a time where you you test them, you use them, you have them, but arya are you gonna admit you have them?
Because then the enemy is gonna infiltrate. They’re gonna find out you have them. There’s espionage. They’re gonna steal your information. They’ve been doing that forever.
We talked about these back doors that China has in all our electronics or potentially could have. Right? How many things are vulnerable because of AI now? How many things are vulnerable because everything’s attached to the Internet? How many things could be hacked? Who fucking knows?
But the the reality is we’re in, like, a very uniquely vulnerable position in terms of if someone did have that kind of technology that could take over AI systems, that could kill the power grid, that could fly things through the sky autonomously that move at speeds that are impossible to imagine with conventional aircraft, and can really, like you said, park it over the White House.
Maybe part of what he’s saying is true. Maybe he really did write that. Maybe someone wrote that and ai like some truths and some wacky shit to try to throw you off of the truth, which is also a strategy that gets used. When you have something ai like a real conspiracy, you know what you do? You attach it to a bunch of other ai like witchcraft, voodoo, fucking ghosts.
Attach it to stupid shit.
Make it sound crazy. Yeah. These these people came from they Bigfoot is an interdimensional traveler who communicates with people telepathically. Add some stuff to it that just makes it stupid, but inside of it have like the truth. They definitely do that. They do that to make people’s story seem stupid when they go and tell them to the press.
Yeah. I mean, that’s what I would do if I was if I if it was in my interest to keep ai kind of weird thing ai. Like, tell people you’re just gonna sound crazy.
Well, if you were, like, abducted by a UFO, you’re gonna sound crazy.
Like, you walk in the green room and you see and you see me changing heads. You you you I turn ai like, oh.
Are you gonna robot this whole time?
It’s like no one will leave you.
Yeah. The the new alien, Romulus. Yeah. Have you seen the new 1?
Oh, yeah. It was great. It’s fucking cool. Actually, I saw it. That was the first time I actually enjoyed 1 of those, I don’t know what they call them 4 d or d box with, like, the they got the smoke and the all sai shit.
You know? Oh, you went to 1 of those places?
That’s I saw that movie. Yeah.
Yeah. And the thing is, it’s not a consistent experience yet, but that was the best 1 I’ve had so far. Oh. Ai when I fit when I realized, like, you could turn the water off because because, like, when, like, the speak spray, some of the shit get on you and shit. Oh. Ai like a spray from the ceiling. And I was like, you know, I’m having a ai time.
But I don’t wanna get wet.
But can I turn this fucking water off? But you but you can. I just didn’t realize it for way too long.
It was the first of these alien movies since the original that captured the spirit of the original ai. Like, the fear of going through the corridors, not knowing where that thing is, it hunting you, the way it got to those people. That was a good alien movie. I think that was the best alien movie since Alien 1. I think.
Oh, Alien 2 was like that, though.
Yeah. But Alien 2, they were too easy to kill. I didn’t like how they could just gun them down.
But but you’re right. It was the same sort of I don’t know. Prometheus ai kind of the same kind of spirit.
Prometheus was pretty good. Covenant was better. I like Covenant. Covenant was really ai. Michael Fassbender, he’s the shit.
I didn’t like Prometheus until the second time I watched it.
yeah. Because this wasn’t what I was expecting. You know? Mhmm. It’s sai I Right. But once I saw it, like, on its own merit, it’s sai a
I think Covenant’s better. Prometheus is pretty good, but, you know, they had this story to ai about, like, seeding DNA and the fucking the operators.
On those big yeah. Covenant was good. Covenant was the 1 where they where they where they landed. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That was great.
The the the other 1 was there was the actual, like, human like aliens and their planet, and they have, like, some war, and they ai die, and this 1 guy comes meh remember? These guys. Remember? That’s Prometheus.
The, I forget what they called them.
Did they call them the operators? No. But there was it said no xenomorphs.
They didn’t have a war. They, they were seeding other planets.
They’re gonna do a Prometheus 2. It says no xenomorphs in Prometheus 2. Oh, they’re gonna have a Prometheus 2. It’s gonna
be old articles. I’m just.
I hope they do another 1.
Because you have, like, a whole universe of alien possibilities now because sai ai timelines shah shit, you know? Like this 1, they’ve is, like, right after the Nostromo gets blown up and they find it and they find the dude you know, you saw it. Yeah. It’s fucking good.
Well, you know what was double about aliens 1 and, what was the 1 Prometheus? No. No.
Oh, god. What did I call it? Sai.
So what what they had in common was, like, the the the protagonist didn’t know what they were dealing with. Right. So that’s what they made it ai exciting.
You know? Right. Right. Right. Because it was right afterwards. So people hadn’t known yet.
Yeah. And every and all the other aliens after this, like
Saboni Lee was like, I know exactly how to deal with these
moments. Exactly. Right. Get away from her, you bitch.
Yeah. When she’s got the fucking robot suit on, I didn’t like that either. She’d that thing would fuck her up in that robot.
And then wasn’t there 1 where, like, they like, she gave birth to 1?
Yeah. Sigourney Weaver was probably the first woman that was the badass in the lead of a science fiction action movie, and it was 1979.
Bro, speaking of which, yo, Charlize Theron, it’s a it’s a movie on Netflix. I have no idea why it wasn’t bigger, but it it’s called like, she’s a she’s a mortal. Can you look it up?
Yeah. She’s a she’s a she leads this team of immortals. Oh. And ai like mercenaries or whatever.
So it’s like a superhero ai?
Kind of. Old Guard. Old Guard. It’s good as shit. Really? Shah. She Really? She’s real good at playing like a badass. You know, she played Furiosa. She kept that shit.
Well, she also played Aileen Wuornos, that serial killer meh.
Yeah. She don’t fuck around. Sai. So
yeah. She’s a beautiful woman. She gained, like, 50 to play that person. Really? Yeah. She got fat, shaved her eyebrows off, looked ai. Like, Charlize Theron is beautiful. She’s, like, stunningly good looking. Yeah. I’ve seen her in person. And then you see what she looked like in that movie, like, you know, the kind of courage that it takes to
Oh, you never saw Monster?
Bro. Oh, okay. No. I’ve I’ve seen Monster. Yeah.
Monster’s a great fucking movie. Shout out to my friend Patty Jenkins who made it. Wow. But that movie ai like, no ladies do ai. Like, Robert De Niro did that, you know. You know, Marky Mark’s done saloni. Stellone got fat ram a movie. They’ll do that. But, like, for her Wow. Bro.
Yeah. Crazy. And she looks just like that.
But I know, but I didn’t see this. I I was mixing this up with another movie called, Look, I piss on your grave or something.
Yeah. There’s a revenge there’s a revenge we call I piss on your grave.
I was telling you before, you know what’s good is Nosferatu.
Yeah. I’m I’m gonna go watch around. I’m a I’m a download it for the plane actually.
It’s I’m saying right now, it’s the best vampire movie ever. The best vampire
movie ever. That’s sana a big statement.
That’s a big statement. I’m saying it. It’s the best vampire movie ever. It’s the creepiest vampire movie
ever. So sai say it’s better than Blade?
Blade was awesome. But Blade was a superhero movie. More than it was a
So you don’t because you don’t count Blade as a vampire movie?
It was a vampire movie and that the superhero had to kill ai vampires, but it’s a Marvel comic guy. I’ve known Blade since I was a teenager. I was into Marvel comics.
So Blade’s a vampire movie the way that, ai Hard’s a Christmas movie.
Yeah. Blade was a badass martial artist who was ai vampire, who was fucking up vampires. He was the day walker. It’s a fun superhero movie more than anything.
But the movie wasn’t really about the vampires. Yeah.
Right. It ai like they were the enemy and he was the good guy. That was the movie. Okay. The movie was essentially, you know, revenge. They killed the Riddler.
Oh, shit. You know? So what about, like, what’s the 1 that the teenage heartthrobby 1 that kinda ruined it, man?
Oh, Twilight? Yeah. That’s bullshit.
But do you consider those vampire movies?
Yeah. Those are vampire movies. Alright. Alright. They’re fun. They’re fun. If you’re a girl, like, I there’s a lot of stuff that girls like that I don’t like. I don’t have to like it for it to be good. Obviously, it made hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars. People love those movies.
Yeah. But, you know, I’m not 1 of those people ai like, it doesn’t have to be good for me to ai it. Because there’s a lot of who that like bad movies. Right. I I can’t get with it.
Yeah. I don’t I’m not a fan of watching bad movies, but but Nosferatu Is this the trailer for Nosferatu?
It’s really good, dude. It’s really good. Like, for real, like, if you like a good old fashioned, hard vampire movie, and the dude who plays Count Orlock is the dude who played Pennywise in IT. Oh, wait. And it’s the best vampire ever. They’re probably not gonna show you anything in the trailer what he ai like. But holy shit, dude.
There’s this 1 scene where you get to see, like, his whole body naked when ai rises up out of the coffin. Spoiler alert. It’s insane. The the and not just creepy, but beautifully shot.
Oh, I remember seeing previews for this.
Oh, dude. It’s good. It’s good. It’s good. Then and they’re not gonna even show you in even in the trailer, they don’t show you the vampire.
When you when when you do get to see the dude, it’s incredible. That’s not real. That ai like some fan made shit. There’s a video where you could see him. Google, Sai.
So much of the shit on the Internet is ai. I’ll try not to spoil
Brian. What what he looks like?
It’s a big reveal in the movie.
But it’s based on the the image, the way he looks is based on the original Legend of Dracula, which was a guy named Vlad the Impaler.
So Oh, he was real? Yeah.
This is what he looks like in this.
But you gotta see it, like, this is a very toned down version of it. It’s incredible. But, like, if you like a good scary horror movie, it’s the best vampire movie.
It’s a great reveal. It’s really good. And it it they drag it ai. Like, you get to see him kind of in the beginning and then then eventually you get to really see him. And ai like, meh my god.
And this isn’t my take. I’ve heard other people talk about it like this, but that’s the other thing that made alien great ai like before it’s, like, you don’t always show the monster.
Because ai, like, because because because because, like, horror is, like, seeing the monster and how much it’s gonna definitely kill you.
But, like, terror is, like, knowing that there’s some shit in here, and I don’t know what the fuck it is.
a little foreplay. Yeah. Yeah. Ai sai I walk in. Foreplay before you get horrified. Why is Johnson dead?
He was I was just in here with it. What the fuck? Why the wall built it? You know, that’s the that’s the shit that makes it good.
Exactly. Exactly. And this movie does it
why Jaws was such a hit. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. That’s right. That’s right.
Jaws is great. It still holds up. Predator still You’ve seen Predator?
That still holds up. The first Predator? If it bleeds, we can kill it. No. No. No. Ai my favorite line is when is when,
No. No. When they walk into the woods and and and and old boy keeps making noise, he goes he goes, you fucking this motherfucker. Like, he tell him, like, if you make if you keep making noise, I’m a bleed you. Oh. I’m a, like, lead you out here. I forget what I forget what the word is he used, but he was, like, messing up. You telling everybody where the fuck we at.
By the way, you moving, talking, tripping, sliding.
Yeah. There’s something about that. The idea that a sporting alien would come down and hunt people that’s uniquely scary.
So many iconic scenes in there too. Oh, yeah. The, the the joint with, with a native dude ai like, fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. I’m a take off my shit. I’m a cut my chest for some. That that’s a fucking dope 1. The, the 1 where they where, where Arnold and Apollo Creed, when they do this right here. Yeah. So this is was wild. That’s a meme now.
Right? Just but just their arms. Uh-huh. And and a lot of people don’t even know that it’s from predator. They just they just see that that’s the that’s the meme.
Yeah. Shah show I’ve tried to show that to 1 of my nephews. He was like, oh, that’s the, ai like the cooperation meme or whatever the fuck they call it.
They started getting silly with aliens versus predator. Remember that? They were doing that for ai while? There it
is. I’m ai I’m here for that. I’m here.
Oh, that’s a arm wrestling Senior Predator. Yeah. That’s it.
Ai like, this is how 2 badass to say hello.
Yeah. They have arm wrestling in the air.
It’s so stupid. It’s so dumb. No. This movie was the dialogue is crazy.
That’s back when Carl Weathers was jacked.
Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. But did know when to quit, You did know when to quit, What is this ai Thai business? Oh, come on. Forget about ai Thai.
The way they acted back then ai like it was a different form of language. It’s like it seems so fake compared like, if if that was like a director today, like the same director that did Nosferatu, he’d be like, cut cut. What are we shah? Yeah. Are you guys really meeting each other for the first time or is this like a play? Come on.
But also and also, like Convince me.
Bro, the run that Arnold had.
Oh, he did a gang of great movies.
Like, just actions. Like, he’s the action.
He did Conan. Conan the Barbarian.
You know who’s the best Conan, though? What? Jason Momoa. Jason Momoa did a terrible Conan movie, but he was the best Conan because he was the only Conan that looked like Conan really looked. Like, Conan was, like, super muscular, but he wasn’t a bodybuilder. He looked like a killer. He looked like a UFC fighter.
He looked like like Yuri Prohaska would be a good Conan, like that kind of build. Like a big strong guy, but not a bodybuilder. And also ai like the film was more stylistically appropriate to, like, the Conan lore.
What do you mean how Conan looked? In the books. Oh, I didn’t know Conan was books.
Oh, dude. I’m a super Conan nerd. Super
nerd. There ai like a comic book before?
Yeah. Well, it was a book. Robert e Howard. He wrote books about Conan the Conqueror. And he created this whole, like, world of Samaria, where he’s from, and this whole lore of this 1 usurper who rises and kills everybody. And that’s Conan. And he he key slays dragons and monsters and demons and, you know, I think he comes back from the dead at 1 in time.
Like, it’s the he’s a he’s the greatest warrior of all time.
Do you know what Conan was for me as a kid? It was my first, like, John Wick. Right. Right. We were like, oh, this dude gonna fuck everything up.
That’s how the books were. Yeah. The books were incredible. The books were written by a guy who lived with his mom and committed suicide. So the dude ai like, he was getting he he wanted his life sucked. He was super depressed. And he got thrill out of imagining him being Conan the Barbarian and conquering lands and and having sex with these beautiful women, and killing sorcerers.
They they came up after he died?
No. They were this ai like in the ’19 The is when he wrote it? Yeah. Yeah. It’s a long time ago he wrote these books. And then they turned them into comic books in the When did they start making Conan comic books? So then they had the comic books, and then they had illustrated books, and then, I think that was the first Conan movie, was Arnold.
I think he was the first Conan movie. And there’s been a few attempts since then, but no one’s really captured the books the like, stylistically, except for, like, the Jason Momoa movie. But the movie just wasn’t that good. Just wasn’t a someone needs to you need, like, a real like, a Robert Eggers, the guy who did this Nosferatu movie.
That’s his name. Right? It’s Robert Eggers. Right?
The guy who did the Nosferrado movie?
Yes. I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That guy. They’re like, that guy did a Conan movie? It would be sick. But it has to be, like, a realistic movie. It has to be a movie of this realistic warrior encountering these crazy things. It can’t be, like, cartoonish. It can’t be, like, I just have to believe this dumb shit. Too much suspension of disbelief. It’s gotta be, like, a wild movie based The Northman.
Oh, The Northman was amazing.
That’s exactly what I’m talking about. This kind of movie is exactly like what Conan would have to be. That movie’s fucking great. That’s, like, 1 of the best viking movies. I mean, it’s actually it’s
Really good movie. Oh, it’s there’s no good guys in that movie. No. That movie is crazy and probably representative of real the real life of Vikings, the way they really lived. Because they were fucking ruthless. That movie’s great. But it’s also got, like, it was supernatural in it. There’s a lot of cool shit in that movie.
Yeah. Yeah. Ai. I mean, they believed in a lot of supernatural shit.
If that guy directed Conan, holy shit. Then you would get to see, like, the real books because the Robert e Howard books were great.
So the same guy I did Nosferatu did Northman? Yes. Oh, okay.
Bro, it’s good. It’s fucking good. No. The Nosferatu is 1 of the best movies I’ve seen in a long time. It’s great. And it’s it’s so ai, like, the way it’s shot is so beautiful. There’s a scene when he’s walking up to the castle. It’s the creepiest setup of all time. It’s so good. I don’t wanna I don’t wanna ruin it.
It’s so good. If you like those kind of movies, I love those kind of movies. I grew up on monster movies. I grew up on, like, you know, that’s why I vatsal that American Werewolf in London out there. I grew up on all of that.
I’m here for Monsters, Action, Revenge. That’s my that’s my kind of movies.
Nosferatu cinematographer promises Robert Eggers’ werewolf is unlike anything done before. Wow. A medieval werewolf movie. Oh, boy. And the primary candidate has never been used in a film. What does that
mean? Maybe the ai guy that sana want to leave it.
The actor or the Perfect. Subject, like the character of the Oh. Wait a minute.
He did ai lighthouse too?
Wow. That shit was weird.
Wow. That guy’s done some killer fucking movies. I’m excited about this werewolf movie. I’ve been saying that forever. Someone needs to make another good werewolf movie. Like that Benicio del Toro one.
Specific medieval image or tale of werewolfry that’s being clipped close to their chest. So it’s like a story that hasn’t been made into a movie yet.
Yeah. But medieval. Ai like candlelight, spooky. It’s gonna be awesome.
Remember the Jack Nicholson werewolf 1? What was that called?
Oh, yeah. That was terrible. With ai No. Michelle Pfeiffer. Wolf. That was so stupid. Ai like, It looked just like a person.
I went and saw ai. My family went and saw that, and I went and saw another a different movie. It was the first time that because we used to it was, like, a thing we did. We go and go to the movies, like, every other week. And but my and my my my father, my stepdad, give a fuck about no age limit and they’re like, you gonna see what we see. You know?
And this is the first time I was like, I don’t wanna see that shit. And Ai and I still end up going in there after my because my movie was over before this. I think I went and saw, Is it Jack Nickles? Circuit two or something?
Like, he’s going chasing after this deer. I’m a wolf. Look. He just looks like a regular guy. It’s so dopey. It’s so silly. Like, look at this. They decided to make a horror movie that wasn’t that scary. And he ai like the $6,000,000 man. Look. Slow motion jump, obviously, a stuntman.
He’s gonna tackle this deer, and I’m supposed to believe this. I’m supposed to believe that this dude who just looks like a dude can run faster than a fucking deer. Look. He’s running. He’s so dumb.
He’s flying through the air. Like, how does becoming a a human that’s part wolf make you this fast when you look exactly the same? Nope. He’s gonna he’s on a tree. He flies and he grabs the deer. This is so stupid. It’s so stupid. The owl’s freaking out. This is crazy. This is crazy.
Did you ever see the Benicio del Toro one? Uh-uh. There’s 1 good scene. 1 good scene when the doctors are examining him, and they’re trying to tell him that he’s out of his ai mind, and he the speak speaking in 1 of those medical theaters, like they used to do in the And he’s explaining that this person has delusions, and they think they’re gonna be a wolf.
And so we’re gonna show him by having him tied to this chair while the moon turns full, and we’re gonna, like, cure him of whatever the fuck is wrong with his brain. So they have him in this thing. Give me some volume on this.
And once mister Talbot has witnessed that the full moon holds no sway over him, but he remains a perfectly ordinary human being, He will have taken his first small step down the long road to mental recovery.
You I can just feel everybody that’s about to die.
Everybody’s gonna die. It’s great.
He witnessed his mother’s self mutilation. Still. His ai mind that Abe Smith
Accepted created a fantastical truth that his father is to blame.
His father’s a werewolf. Skip ahead meh Yeah. Skip ahead a little bit. You moron. Tonight, I will kill all of you.
Yes. Well, as you sai see, like countries Please do something. This is of the mind. Existing Kill me. Somewhere in the deep below me. This is all ai Doctor Ai. Ai.
It’s a great fucking scene.
See, my only problem with it
Only problem with it is, it’s not a scary enough wolf. It’s not Everything else is great.
It’s not like America Werewolf in London. It’s too much like the Wolfman, which is what it was kinda based on, like an updated version of the Wolfman.
The same guy who did that makeup, by the way, did the American Werewolf in London. That was Rick Baker.
It was like the Teen Wolf Wolf.
Was. Right? Was it was Rick Baker that did that. Right? Yeah. Rick Baker. So the thing is though, it was not CGI. And that’s what they were trying to achieve. Mhmm. Because, like, there’s a difference between the way it looks. When it’s a dude with a mask on, it looks more realistic. Like, it doesn’t take you out of it.
And there’s something about CGI that even if the wolf looks good, it takes you out of ai. Like, the American Werewolf in London, you didn’t get to see shit for, like, a long time. Like Yeah. It was deep into that movie, you saw flashes of the wolf. Until it was in Piccadilly Square arya started, like, killing people. Remember that?
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen that movie.
The guy turns into a werewolf in the movie theater. He goes to a dirty movie theater. So he’s in this dirty movie theater and they’re playing porno films, and he’s talking to his dead friend. He’s telling him he’s gotta kill himself. He’s gonna become a wolf and kill people. And his friend is, like, rotting. It’s hilarious. It’s very funny.
And he turns into the wolf in the movie theater, kills everybody, and then burst out onto the street, starts killing people in
traffic. And I meh remember, like, a there’s a scene with a subway scene. Right?
Yes. There’s a subway scene where there’s a businessman. He’s trying to get away, and he sees it, like, creep it up on him. That’s a good scene too because you barely see the wolf. You see this guy running, and you you know that it’s coming after him. You see the terrified look in his face. At the end of the scene, sai see the wolf enter into the frame at the bottom of the escalator.
Well, ai guy’s like completely exhausted and sliding down this escalator.
Right. You you know the scariest movie I’ve seen recently. Well, I guess maybe scary is the ai word. But it was the sequel to X.
And I’m forgetting the name of it. Yeah. Not Malcolm X, ai like, it’s the same but the same girl played in both movies. You know what I’m talking about? It’s called, shah she was like a okay. Yeah. So the sequel to this movie So
Yeah. It’s a slasher film. Yeah. And the Latin but the sequel to it I because I never saw that when I saw this.
No. No. That’s not it. It’s not Maxine.
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought I had the screen up. Shit.
My bad. No. That’s not it. What it
said was the sequel right here?
No. Notice on there? It’s got that same girl in there. Who’s the who’s the no. Who’s the star it is? Pearl. That’s what I mean.
so Pearl was a prequel. Oh, okay. I didn’t realize. Okay. So so Pearl ai out. I saw I saw Ai sai I haven’t seen any of the rest of these. This shit is I liked it.
And she’s a serial killer?
She’s she’s insane. No. It’s not pretty true. But ai like you kinda know she’s the monster the whole time, but she doesn’t become monstrous. It’s kind of the same thing.
Yeah. She’s cute. She’s adorable, at first sai. I wanna be special. Dancing up on the screen like the pretty girls in the ai.
I will not let you leave this far again.
I’m worried meh may be something real wrong with me. Rumor has it they only take 1 gal in her town. Amen. We’re looking for someone with x factor. Has to be me. How about a film nobody else has seen? Is it legal? Will be ai. I know what I’ve done. The other dude’s making a huge mistake.
Terrible, awful, murderous things. I want to be ram from as many people as possible. But truth is I’m not really a good person.
Yeah, bro. Like, you wanna talk about, ai, a
this bitch is just slipping in the insanity further and deeper and deeper and deeper.
I just don’t think you should, show this to America right now.
what I’m saying? Like, after Luigi, after people celebrated Luigi, we don’t wanna, like, glorify people that just go on ram rampages.
It wasn’t a rampage. In fact, that you know, that’s the thing that’s the thing I respect more is that, like, the people that, like, shoot up a place Mhmm. Ai like, it’s like, if you’re mad at somebody, go after them. Ai are you killing people that got to do with your beef? Right?
At least at least he was, like, specific. He ai, like, go over the old
That’s been memory hold. The New Orleans guy just ran over all those people. What
You didn’t hear about this? No. This was, how long ago, Jamie?
That’s the thing. New Year’s Eve, they’re, like, within eight hours of each other. This and the
So this New Orleans guy turns down Bourbon Street and just runs people over. Ran over, like, 200 people. Bunch of people got fucked up. Bunch of people died. How many people died?
I think, like, 200 people were injured.
or more. Thinking he was in a Cybertruck too?
He was around yeah. Sorry. Not a Cybertruck. But he was also, 1 of the guys from Fort Bragg. Like, we were talking about it yesterday with Metzger. Metzger will get you believe in conspiracies. Bro, Metzger will take you down some rabbit holes.
He just hit you with so many though. So many
I couldn’t even get they’re like ai like his
Oh, you didn’t know? His entertainment. Oh, yeah. That’s his life.
Yeah. And I’m on a complete opposite end of the spectrum. Exactly. I like to hear people that’s into it talk about it, but I’m but I’m never gonna go look it up.
Yeah. Well, he luckily, you know, Kirk gets it. If you’re like, dude, I can’t right now. Like, he’ll stop. He said, I can’t I can’t do this right now. I gotta go on stage in five minutes. I can’t hear how many people Hillary Clinton killed.
I I think he’s he probably is, is abreast at every conspiracy.
Right. But he believes a bunch of them that are kooky. He he and I have had some conversations about ones. I’m sai, wait. Wait. Why do you believe that? That 1 doesn’t make any sense.
Because because the primary belief is that the official story is bullshit.
So if you if but This is probably true a lot of the time. Right. But the way you run into logical trouble is is, like, just because they lying don’t mean that with the first alternative that people give you is the truth.
Right. Like some kooky YouTube video.
down. So ai like, they don’t want you to
I saw it, bro. Have you did you see this shit? You know, Godfrey?
Sai. So he had, I forget the name of the scientist, but he had, like, a scientist come on and debate Lord Jamar. Lord Jamar is a flat earther. And it didn’t go it didn’t go well. Of course,
it didn’t. You know? That doesn’t make any sense. Was that that professor Dave guy?
Because I have yeah. Professor Dave.
Yeah. Professor Dave’s done a quite a few of those. He’s doing the ai a nice favor.
Yeah. But it’s like but but, bro, imagine imagine that being your whole life is
just opposition. Well, to what? To bad science. It’s to people getting led down a bad road and believing something that’s uniquely preposterous.
You know Christopher Hitchens. Right? Sure. He made his whole career, like, debating Christians and Muslims. Mhmm. He would, like, go to their churches and debate their leaders. And somebody asked him 1 time, like, hey, if you could if you could snap your fingers and make all religion just go away, like, would you do that?
And he was, like, honestly, no. Because I just like arguing with them too much. You know, or something to that effect. Those weren’t his exact words, but it was ai Sounds good. I think you I think you gotta be a special kind of person to be like, no.
I want all the smoke. I wanna I wanna argue directly with people that I don’t think.
Well, Christopher Hitchens was uniquely brilliant, and he was so good at forming arguments and sentences, and he was his grasp of the language was so expert.
Amazing. Amazing speaker. So that he would have these conversations with these people, and they’d be, like, woefully underprepared. And they just they couldn’t handle he also has an incredible amount of knowledge when it comes to religion, whether it’s, Christianity or Islam, and and he’ll call out everything that has ever happened that’s terrible that every one of them has done, and he he knows that information at the tip of his fingers at any given time.
I I grew up religious, and he was the 1 that made me ai like, oh.
very, very compelling logical arguments.
There’s also the problem with religion is that there’s so many of them too, and they’re so different, and they all think that they have the right 1. That that’s a real problem. But I think the desire for religion seems to be a part of the structure of our thinking. Ai like 1 of those things that reoccurs everywhere there’s groups of people.
There’s a desire for meaning, and then there’s a connection to a higher power that we all seem to agree is not just likely, but you feel its presence every now and then.
But but also ai like the we we’re puzzle solving creatures.
like the the need to have an answer to the puzzles. Oh, yeah.
That’s why I’m And also to have a daddy. We always want someone who is above us, whether it’s the president or the mayor or your father, whoever it is. You you want some person who’s looking out for you and it is it is watching over everything and has a plan for tyler.
Your god gets home, young man.
Yeah. Wait until you god is watching, jerk off.
Oh, man. That that fucked me up for a little while when I was like, you know, because ai I was watching
all tyler time. Because we
used to go when I was little, we I would get there was a church that was also a school. Like, they were Christian school, but on Sunday, they use a school buses to go pick up kids just like school, but it was for church.
And what and, you know, and we got sent to that, you know. It wasn’t even the church my grandmother went to. She just sent us to this 1.
What is better? An overly religious childhood or a childhood filled with crime and violence? Clearly overly religious. Right? That’s better. Because you can learn your way out of some stupid shit that they talked you into when you were young depending on what the religion is.
But crime and violence gets you killed, someone else gets killed, you go to jail. It’s not good. Like, it’s definitely better in terms of, like, what is more compatible with society to grow up very religious with very strict rules. And then maybe as you get older, you sort of recognize ai,
I mean, doesn’t it depend on which religion?
It does. It definitely does. Yeah. It definitely does. I mean, you have some religions where you get a gang ai wives. Whoo. Meh get a those
It sounds like more trouble than it’s worth.
Yes. Well, that’s the reason why the Mormons moved to Mexico.
What you mean? You don’t know about that?
They did not use that no more?
Listen, when Mitch, what’s his name? The fucking ram ran for president?
Mitt. That’s why I was fucking up. Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney’s dad was born meh Mexico. So his dad couldn’t be president, but Mitt was born in America. Mitt Romney’s family was Mormon, and they moved to Mexico in the because of religious persecution. And part of that was polygamy. They made polygamy illegal.
So these guys will fuck it. This is like the They’re like, Mexico ain’t no different than America in the Before cars, everyone’s on a horse, you got a house, whatever. Right. Same shit. Let’s go to Mexico. Meh. Mexico. And to this day, they have giant Mormon compounds in Mexico.
And then recently, there was a situation, like, they’re armed to protect themselves against the cartel. Ai like wild shit goes down. And 1 of I think it was, like, a family was killed. I think it might have been an accident. The cartel mistook them for someone else or someone did and there was, like, this real problem.
I don’t know what happened. I don’t remember how the story went down, but I remember it was a big international story. And then everybody was, like, wait, what’s going on? There’s giant camps of armed Mormons in Mexico?
Yeah. They don’t fuck around.
Like, why did they why did they move to Mexico? And that’s why they moved meh Mexico. It’s because they have religious freedom.
They they don’t fuck around. And maybe they have the forefront of I bet you the Mormons sana an app.
Oh, they probably have an app.
But, like, that’s the story. Right? That they were killed by the cartel. I think it was a woman and her child was killed by the cartel.
6 children. Ai my god. Oh my god. Attacking a group of Mormon families in Mexico. So 9 women scroll back up, 9 women and children from a Mormon community in Mexico were killed while traveling in the 3 car caravan south of The US Mexico border on Monday. 3 women and 6 children, all with dual US Mexican citizenship, were killed in the attack. Security minister Alfonso Durazo said in news conference Tuesday.
Here’s what we know about the attack. The victims were all shot while in the ai while driving. Investigators believe the 3 vehicles traveling between the Mexican states of Sonora and Chihuahua were ambushed by criminal groups. Monday, Mexican sai said, women and children between 14 years old and 10 were massacred, burned alive. Sai said, mothers were screaming for the fire to stop.
They were driving together for safety reasons, said Kendrick Lee Miller, whose sister-in-law was killed in the attack. The family was supposed to go to Miller’s wedding next week in Shah, she said.
Ai. How does she know they were screaming? She was she there?
I don’t know, man. I don’t think everybody died. 5 children who were hospitalized in Tucson ai survive, while Jessup, whose son married Donna Langford’s daughter, told CNN, Willie Jessup, meh me. 3 of the children have very serious injuries, but 2 others could be discharged soon.
And they weren’t connected to that dope shit? They got to be.
they said it was a mistake of ai identity.
I’d say but they always say so. Because listen, this is ai that don’t make sense to me.
Oh, no. No. No. They don’t say that. It says it’s not clear if the attacks were specifically targeted or if the family was a case of mistaken identity.
You don’t accidentally shoot the wrong caravan. I mean, what’s the chances that is another caravan look just like yours?
Well, here’s what it says. Sai said, Castaneda said there were long standing tensions between the families and the cartels. Sai said, 1 of the women killed was an activist and there were frictions over water rights. Oh, Jesus Christ. Scary ai.
I mean Scary. It’s scary for whoever lived down there. Yeah. I feel pretty safe where I’m at.
Yeah. But imagine living in a place that’s controlled by the cartel. Like, you know, the government has its faults in The United States, but it’s a superior system.
But hasn’t the government, like, started cracking down on the cartel?
They did that shit somewhere. I I mean, I’m pretty sure the dude is a a dictator, but he just he just locked everybody up.
Yeah. They just they they literally imprisoned all the gang members.
They just locked every single even if he was if he was associated.
They made these giant prisons and they just filled the prisons up with gang members and the stop the crime just stopped.
But that was the immediate effect. Is this still the case then?
I don’t know. It’s a good question. Like, you know, is that what they’re gonna do forever? They’re just gonna keep these guys in that cage for the rest of their ai? That’s expensive. It is expensive, but is it less expensive than letting them wreak havoc and ruin your entire community? I don’t know. It’s a very totalitarian thing.
depends on who you give a fuck about.
Well, it’s also depends on, like, how many of those people were set up? How many of those people weren’t actually in a gang? How many of these people were, like, maybe somebody doesn’t like you?
I mean Probably a little bit of that going on. In that type of situation was, like, a drastic change Yeah. And they’re rounding up hundreds of thousands of people. Right. There’s gonna be a couple of revenge joints slipped in there. Yeah. Oh, damn. Sorry. Jorge.
I accidentally put This is the
Yeah. Crazy. Oh, El Salvador. It’s not it’s not Venezuela. It’s El Salvador. Look at that. Oh, my god. They just said fuck it. We’re just gonna take crime down to 0.
So is this life in prison?
Well, you know what, man? I mean, is this better? It seems like it’s better than having the criminals run society and kill everybody.
I mean, but at least, like, get them on some ai, provide free power or sai.
I don’t know. And what have they done, you know? But also, if you grow up in that community, what are you gonna do? Like, if you grow up and your whole family is involved in the gangs, like, what do you do? Like, you’re you’re literally guilty by birth, you know? If you grow up in those communities and that’s all they’ve been doing forever, what do you do? What do you do?
You know? How do you sustain that too?
Right. I guess if you have enough money because now you don’t have to fight crime anymore. So now everybody’s locked up. It’s dark. Well, it’s
just gonna be new criminals.
Yeah. What what could fix the world, Brian Simpson? Is it gonna be technology? Is it gonna be mushrooms?
You know my stance. We done. Nothing’s gonna fix this shit, bro. We’re cooked. We passed the point of no return.
But why do you think that though? Because people can exist in small groups together in harmony. Why can’t they exist together in large groups in
harmony? Because I speak peep people are less intelligent in that in the way in large groups. The larger the group, the dumber the the dumb of the average IQ, I bet. Like, in in terms of, like, how people behave.
Well, I think also in large groups, you don’t have to think as much because things are, like, set up for you. Yeah.
And it’s just because you you know how I know we’re doomed? Okay. Online gaming. When you go go play a team I’m playing arya Ram rival. Should everybody playing now? But ai like, try to get matched up randomly with 5 other people and get everybody to cooperate. And how often you come across people that are just completely selfish to the point of, like, they’ll they’ll lose on purpose.
They, like and they they take the penalty for losing too, but just to ruin your day.
Well, that’s just randoms that you’re ai online, though.
see oh, you see how people communicate. And and, obviously, the gaming is a certain demographic, but I just mean Incels. It just reminds me no. I don’t know. It’s right. No. It’s not incels. It’s regular people out there that’s just act like assholes when they Yeah.
Of course. When they’re anonymous. Because they can.
Yeah. So people that people will do selfish shit. Oh, you see these you see these game shows where ai like, you know, it’s that whole, what’s it called? The prisoner’s dilemma or whatever.
We could all win or I could win. Right. And how often do you see people just go All the time. All of y’all.
And they and they probably encourage you to do it because it makes you good TV.
Ai look, and I know ai, there’s good people out there. I meet extraordinary people all the time now, especially now that I live here. I meet people all the time that’s like, wow, ai like, if it was more people
Yes. We would be good, but it’s so little
people like you. Right. But how many people like that do you know now? You know a lot. Meh?
not enough. Yeah. But you
know a lot more. And the key is just to try to limit your associations with people who aren’t exceptional. Try to be exceptional, first of all, to attract exceptional exceptional people and then kind of like encourage other you gotta surround yourself with people that ai cool.
Like surround yourself with people that are interesting. Surround yourself with people that are exceptional. It gives you like energy in this life. It gives you like motivation.
Yeah. But then you gotta make new friends. Ai. I’m not I’m not with that either.
Some friends are worth making. Some new friends are worth ai. But I know what you’re saying. I know what you’re saying.
You know what I ai? I can make a new I’m very emotionally unavailable, So I just need friends that don’t need that. You know what I mean?
That’s interesting you say that because you’re very friendly. I don’t know why you think you’re emotionally unavailable. I think you just don’t like to be bothered by nonsense that people could fix on their own.
There you go. I’m very easily irritated.
Yeah. But it’s not you’re not emotionally unavailable. Like, when we talk about stuff, like, everybody talks about stuff in the green room, you’re like 1 of the most, like, honest people.
When we talk about stuff Ai emotionally unavailable is not the ai word, but I’m very I feel very much burdened by unexpected obligations.
So, like, if you hit me with some last minute shit
here. Or ai like or you or you constantly need me, because I’ll be there for you. But if you’re constantly needing stuff and it’s good to that, I I just
Exactly. But you you gotta realize sai a transactional situation. I know. That’s a bad situation. That’s not a situation you you haven’t surrounded yourself with people that are, like, autonomous. Yeah. Yeah. There’s a lot of people that aren’t. They, like, need friends for everything they do, and they can’t make decisions. They don’t get their shit together.
Oh, you know what? I I love being by myself. I love I love going to a restaurant alone. I love company too, but I go to the movies alone. I I don’t I like being alone. I like shopping alone.
Well, you have a balance. You spend enough time in front of, like, thousands of people. Because you
know what I don’t like? I don’t like variables. Ai like the more the more people that come, the more shit could switch up, the more That’s true. Wrong.
And also you get, like, all these social vatsal at play when there’s a bunch of people together.
Like like like, we how many how many times are we eating dinner? Would you what would you say is the perfect amount of people to bring to dinner?
It depends. There was this ai time, I don’t wanna say the time, but where there was a bunch of us and a bunch of other people, and it really helped that there was a bunch of us because we all huddled
Remember that time? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and don’t forget Vegas was great. It was a lot of people
table there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But
we knew all those people. Right.
You know, those all people ai like close friends. It was a it was a good time. It was it wasn’t like there was no social dynamics at play. You know, when we’re all hanging out, it’s generally just fun. There’s no, like, 1 person’s trying to get to the top.
Yeah. Comic comics are different. Yeah. But but I say but just but 6 is for me.
If I hear that it’s gonna be more than 6, now ai like it’s gonna be separate conversations and it’s gonna be
And what if Bob can’t drink? What if Bob starts drinking
gets real loud? Right. I mean, you want you need vegan options. Get someone’s non gluten. Gluten free, please. Do you have a gluten free menu?
Yeah. But but yeah. Yeah. I just I don’t like being in big groups.
Right. I know what you mean. I get it. I get it. It’s like, you know, like, when when you’re a group of people and then 1 person has a friend that they tell you is cool. Oh, yeah. Don’t worry. Bob’s cool.
Like, bro, my my middle my middle name could be who ai all gonna be there. Right. You invite me to some? Because because even ai, like, my like Derek and them, they’ll invite me to stuff even though they know I’m not coming. Right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do it come to the nah. Okay. I’m good.
But that’s also, like, a reflection on your sense of humor because you’re always finding things that are stupid and everything. Your act is tyler let me tell you about some stupid shit.
No. It’s a it’s a it’s a gift of the curse.
That’s what I ai. Like, ignorance is bliss. If you when you notice too much, you can’t be happy. You can’t possibly be happy. Or you gotta distract yourself with, like, you’ll be happy for a second when you’re on on a drug or having a good time. Right. But eventually you go, you know, how did that fucking helicopter crash into a plane?
Yeah. You think you think about all these different variables. You know, I used to say that to, my students when they they would fight, because a lot of them that were really smart, I would notice they would be much more nervous Wait.
Than the dumb kids. Martial arts. What do you mean?
My of course, it’s martial arts. But my dumbass my mind went to, like, you you be teaching in the classroom like a professor.
Oh, and they would fight? No. Yeah. No. No. No. I mean, I take them to tournaments. So I had students that I would take to tournaments. And, the really smart ones would be the most scared, and I would have to tell them, it’s because you’re smart. The reason why you’re scared is because you’re aware of all the variables and you know you’re vulnerable. Whereas, dumb people don’t think that.
They’re overconfident and they’re not aware of all the variables. But you can overcome this. I’d be like, I did it too. I have the same feeling. I don’t wanna do it. It’s stupid. Why am I doing this? Why am I risking my health? Why am I risking my safety?
You have all those thoughts that are gonna go in your head, but you’re gonna learn something about yourself from doing this. And you’re smart, and that’s why you’re nervous. And you should be nervous because it’ll help you. It’ll help you move faster. I used to use Custom Auto’s expression, the Custom Auto, this great thing they told Mike Tyson. Sai said, fear is like a fire.
It can cook your food if you can control it or it could burn your house down. That’s what it’s like. It’s like that but the intelligent people are the ones that are aware of it. The intelligent people are the ones that oftentimes struggle the most with, overcoming anxiety to compete Because they’re aware of the how fucking dangerous this actually is.
They’re not blissfully ai like a moron who’s walking into a cage fight not knowing they might get knocked the fuck out. You know, not gonna happen to me, bro. There’s a lot of those not gonna happen to me, bro, guys.
Yeah. But you can you can still be world champion and be that person.
Oh, well, if you’re gifted. Right. If you’re gifted and if you’re genetically gifted, you know, and if you’re you’re driven and you really work hard and you enjoy it, yeah. You you could get pretty far
Well, you you’re not gonna talk well. You not gonna speak well in, like, twenty years. Yeah. Yeah. At the
end, it’s gonna be rough.
Because it’s amazing meh me. Ai, that that’s another, like, when we we talk ai legacy and stuff like that, but but MMA wise, Jon Jones is, like, equivalent to Floyd Mayweather in terms of, like, how little damage he’s taking over.
Yes. There was a few fights where they were real rough. The Dominic Reyes fight was real rough. He got hit a bunch of times in that fight.
He got caught a few times by Lyoto Machida before he put him to sleep. Lyoto was catching him a few he hit him with 1 big left hand. Rashad Evans clipped him with a big right hand. But for the most part, John is the very best at utilizing distance and also having a strategy.
He said that was the hardest he ever ai hit, Rashad.
Rashad? Yeah. Well, Rashad knocked Chuck Liddell out cold with that punch. Remember? Yeah. Out cold. 1 shot.
Was that the first time that Chuck Liddell got knocked out?
No. Chuck Liddell had gotten stopped by Rampage and Pride.
And then Chuck Liddell I mean, he he’d been stopped a few times.
after he ai rise. No. Because, Rampage stopped him during his rise. Like, Rampage stopped him when the UFC when he was ram champ in the or maybe he wasn’t ram champ. He was, like, the the best guy or 1 like, ai like Tito was a champ for a little before Chuck fought Tito, and and everybody knew that Chuck was gonna beat Tito.
It was 1 of those things where, like, this is a bad matchup because Chuck is a really good wrestler and just a ai striker. Ferocious and so aggressive and just nasty power and just would throw himself into the wars. Throw meh he had an iron chin. So you just fuck you. He just throw himself and really skillful meh, man. Like, underrated skills, but just a desire for the firefight that ai like nobody else. But Rampage beat him.
Rampage stopped him ai Pride. So they had an exchange where they were gonna send UFC fighters over to, over to Pride to fight the ai Pride guys. And Chuck was 1 of the best Ai guys, And Rampage stopped him. And, Chuck fought Alastair Overeem, and Alastair Overeem was doing really well, but, Alastair Damn.
Just that this though. Rampage used to have had the most
Oh, bro. Sai was when Chuck was Chuck. Right? This is not, like, past his prime Chuck. This is, like, in his prime Chuck. But Rampage was fucking ferocious. He was so good. Ai Pride had knees to the head on the ground, all this shit. And, Rampage eventually I believe he stopped him with, like, body shots on the ground, if I remember correctly.
I remember he just beat him up, and then they stopped the fight. I think he just got on top of him at 1 in time. It was a grueling ai fight, though, but I think this is, like, the end of it right here. He was just beating him down and eventually stopped the fight. So these punches to the face and then just dig into the body.
How tiny that referee is.
I know. And then it looks like he got on top of him. Yeah. He got full mount, and then they stopped the fight. Yeah. That was Rampage in his prime.
in his prime was motherfucker.
Video of somebody talking shit to him. Ai like, 1 of the young fighters now talking shit to him.
Yeah. Kevin Holland and him had some sort of a disagreement.
Yeah. So they don’t get that he don’t get, like, legend status? Like, where you gotta let it slide? I don’t know.
Young guys are you know how they are.
But because ai like that’s like like if Randy Sai say something out of pocket. Right. Right. When you’re a fighter, like, you kinda got legends.
You gotta gotta slide. He’s a legend. Rampage is a legend. You know, ai like there’s a lot of guys. He just keeps you know, when you talk about BJ Penn, talk about him with respect.
Yeah. Because it because it because also, like, it it doesn’t it it doesn’t look good. No. You arguing with
Especially, like, I’ll fight you right ai, like, that kind shah shit, like Right.
That’s not a good look, bro.
Especially the guy, like, paved the way. Like, Rampage was sai was, like, when Rampage fought Chuck, what year was that? Was that, like, 02/3? What year was that?
I’m a guess I’m a guess 05/00.
Oh, wait. This is the UFC, though. Ai pride fight was different.
Yeah. The well, Rampage knocked Chuck out.
That was, like, o 5, probably.
In the UFC ram. Rampage, caught Chuck with a Yeah. A right hook.
02/3. Wow. Soon they fought again in 02/7. Is that what happened? Mhmm. Show that 1. Yeah. Rampage knocked out Vandely Silva. He lost to Vandely Silva twice bryden, brutally, in in The U in, Pride. The 1 of the fights was fucking brutal. Brutal. Brutal knockout. Oh, he he got kneed in the face and went through the ropes sai. So this is, Chuck and Rampage in the UFC. This is when Rampage won the title.
And, you know, Chuck had already fought him once and got sai. So he was wary. But this
is when This is way past his pride, Chuck. Right?
No. He was in ai prime, man.
was still in his prime. He was the champion. Rampage extremely entertaining. Chuck was the champion at this point ai time. But but Rampage was fucking good, man. He was fucking good. And just so dangerous. Boom. And I was saying he’s the bryden in MMA. He’s very funny.
I actually interviewed him, on I did that UFC show for a while. I forget what it’s called. But it was, we hung out together. We rolled. We did jiu jitsu. Went and got something to eat. But he’s very funny, dude. He used to have this crazy monster truck. There it is. Boom.
That’s how he won the title.
Chuck’s confused, but, you know, that’s what happens. You get knocked out. You don’t know what the fuck happened. You think you’re fine.
Yeah. You don’t know what happened. You get shut off. You’re like, what happened? Like, sometimes guys get shut off and then they they dive for the the referee’s legs and they think they’re ai fighting, they take the referee down.
I was gonna do swinging at the ref.
Oh, yeah. They don’t know what’s happening. I mean, a lot of these guys are on, like, full fight or flight after they get tagged. They’re just in it’s just chaos. They don’t know what saloni saying. Referees get hit all the time.
Yeah. Sai what I was like. Look how tiny that you saw how tiny that motherfucker was? Like, what you gonna do? What are you what are you stopping in there?
Right. How are you gonna ram rampage
off of Ai should like Herb Dean, like, dive it motherfucker.
Well, you need you’ve got Herb’s a ai guy. You know, that’s what sana want. Or a strong person. Like, you you have to have, like, physically
ask you politely. Can you
Well, imagine, like, Francis is fighting. If Ai fights, how are you gonna get Francis off somebody? Right. Like, how are you even gonna move him?
And and ai like, there’s no way that, like, Herb Dean is stronger than Francis Ngannoupe. Impossible. But ai like, but you gotta be strong enough that they feel ai. Like, sai snap didn’t matter, You know? Yeah.
You can’t be a hundred and twenty five pounds ramp and No. Refereeing that fight.
I thought that was a woman at first.
Mark Goddard’s good too. He’s a big dude.
Yeah. He’s great for those big fights. He’s he’s I don’t
think I’ve seen him in person.
Mark? I ai I met Herb Dean.
He’s 1 of the best referees. The best referees I mean, there’s quite a few of them, that are really, really good. But the I would say the gold standard, Turb. He’s the gold standard. And Big John, when he was doing it, he was the gold standard.
Yeah. He does, commentary now. John does commentary. Well, he’s doing it for Bellator, but I think Bellator is now no longer. So he also has a podcast with Josh Thompson. It’s really
good. Read sana Dana White hated it. Ai Mazagon. Yeah. What happened to him? Does speak steal reference?
him at a kickboxing event many years later
after the ai. That dude is never gonna work again. Like, that’s why I should sai say in
the meeting. Yeah. People make mistakes, you know?
Yeah. But what did he what was his fuck up though? He he fucked up bad. Right?
He fucked up a few of them. There’s a few of those guys that fucked up a few too ai fights, and then they just, you know, you just can’t after a while. We need someone reliable. And when you got a guy like Mark Goddard who almost never fucks everybody is gonna fuck up. They have the second hardest job.
The first hardest job is ai fighter. Second hardest job is the ai. Right. Third hardest job is probably the judge. My job’s easy.
Yeah. And the and the ref the ref is they can only see from 1 angle. Uh-huh. So
Yeah. But we miss shit all ai time, and we have monitors. At least the the refs have or meh me, the, the judges have monitors now. They didn’t used to have monitors. In the early days, we had a fight to get them monitors. We’re, like, we should be able to show them stuff on the replay that the crowd is seeing, because sometimes you think a guy got knocked down, but he didn’t.
And it looks like he got knocked down, but it really he just got punched on the shoulder, and they just fell down. That happened in that fight with Islam Makhachev ai, Moikano. Moikano caught him with a right hand. It looked like he hit him. We thought he dropped him, but really what happened is he kinda hit him in, like, the shoulder, and they tripped legs together, and Islam fell down.
And then Islam got well, we thought he would hurt. So if you were judging that, I mean, Islam finished him in the first round. He subbed him in the first round, so it didn’t matter. But if you saw that fight and if that went to the distance, and you said, ai my god, he’s hurting him.
He’s he’s he’s rocking him on the feet. You would maybe score that ram ai Moicano when if you saw the replay, oh, he didn’t rock him. He just slipped. So you don’t have a monitor.
Can they hear you all too?
No. They shouldn’t be able to hear us because ai bias. Yeah. Maybe we frame it in a way that’s different than the way they think it. The whole reason to have 3 different point of views is to have 3 different expert perspectives. You don’t want them hearing what me and DC are
saying. Right. Right. Right.
Right. You ai them, like, watching the fight. Because if we’re on someone’s nuts, you know, and then this guy is like, oh, he definitely is winning, you know, and maybe the people at home are like, fuck you, the other guy was ai. Like, there’s a few of those fights.
Yeah. Some were it has it’s been a while. No. It hasn’t. Since it was, like, a really questionable 1.
You know what’s an interesting 1? Not a questionable 1, but an interesting 1 is Marab versus Umar. So Marab Duavish Willie and Umar Meh Gametov, they go to the distance, 5 round fight. Marab winds up winning a decision.
That was ai that same card.
Yeah. Yeah. Amazing fight. Amazing fight. Probably the best 35 pound title fight in the history of the sport. It was incredible. It was so well matched. They went back and forth. Umar apparently broke his hand in the first round, was still throwing it for the whole fight. He took he wound up taking Marab down, and nobody expected that. He got Marab’s back.
He won the first two rounds, and the the question is the third round. And so I watched it a couple ai times, and me and John Anick and Daniel Ai have been going back and forth with text about this. I was like, man, that third round is so close. It’s so close. I could see judges giving it to Umar. He landed more strikes on the feet.
He did get 1 takedown. Marab got a couple takedowns, but he didn’t do much with the takedown. But Daniel had a really good point that at the end of it, Marab’s was accelerating, and it looked like Umar was starting to get tired.
See, I thought, see, I tuned in at that point. Mhmm. I started that pay per view at that third round. Yeah. Ai I hadn’t seen the previous 2 rounds.
But at the end of the third round, Umar has Murad’s back. He’s behind him, and he’s controlling him against the cage. And he had wound up meh Murab down at 1 in time. So it’s like he landed a lot of strikes on the feet. Like, probably did more actual damage, but Murab did take him down more, and Murab was pushing the pace. And Murab did also land shots. Like, it was close.
It’s the third round that’s the real close 1 because I gave the first two rounds arya Umar, and then you get into the third. You’re like, oh, that’s the 1. That one’s close. Because the fourth and the fifth were clearly Murab was coming on strong. Marab was, like, put it was a it was astonishing his endurance. It’s astonishing. His fucking cardiovascular system’s off the charts.
His cardio is fucking insanity. It’s insanity.
It’s like Michael Chandler.
But I would be very happy to see that fight again. Very
happy. I sai see Michael Chandler get tired. Incredible. Like, remember his last fight meh he lost Bolivaro. Yeah. Yeah. But he’s he’s sitting there standing up with a motherfucker on his back in the last round. Yeah. Like, I never see him get tired.
No. He’s an animal. Well, he ai like nobody. I mean, his his strength and conditioning routines, you can watch them online. They’re fucking crazy. Cam Haines went and trained with him sai. So does ai because a maniac. But that’s his weapon. Like, to have that kind of cardio, that kind of discipline to have that kind of cardio Some
meh. Yeah. It’s also the work ethic, man. You have to have that work ethic because you he’s been doing it for a ai time. And to still have that work ethic
That’s what I mean. Even the best the best people in the world, they get tired of it, you know?
Yeah. He’s not tired of it, man. He’s definitely not tired of it. He’s sai exciting. I mean, Olivera is 1 of the best in the world. He had Olivera hurt in that third round. He had him hurt. Like, he had some moments in that third round. We’re like, holy shit. Like, this is a ai fight, and Oliveira is as good as it gets.
He’s 1 of the best submission artists in the history of the sport, and he couldn’t get him.
Got him in the first fight, though. Ai fight, he KO’d. Remember? He hit him with that clean left hook. I don’t remember. Chandler had him real hurt in the first round. Rocked on the on his back, fighting him off in the first round. And then they start the second round, Chandler moves straight to him, and Oliveira just pieces him
up. Oh, yeah. I meh remember. Yeah. I do remember.
Oh, he didn’t want a clean left hook. It was clean.
You might have been there.
Yeah, man. We ram, man. Yeah. We had some good ass fights this year. And now oh, and and now, Crawford’s about to fight.
Yes. He’s gonna fight Canelo.
I just hope he’s big enough. I hope hope he’s big enough to keep that dude off him because Canelo hits so
hard, man. That’s 1 dude that, like, I believe all the shit he be talking.
Crawford? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he’s good.
shit. They ai try to say that, like, Errol Spence was damaged because of what Crawford did to him because he was damaged from the the car accident. Ai like, maybe. Or maybe Crawford would have done that three years ago. I think he’s that good. He’s just so skillful. He’s so slick.
And when he gets and he’s also the best guy in the sport at switch hitting. He’ll go from southpaw to orthodox and be just as good and trip you up. Like, you think he’s gonna start southpaw, he starts orthodox. You you prepare for orthodox, he’s fighting southpaw. He feels like he’s got you timed better orthodox, he’ll switch it up. You know? Super accurate. Ai.
Like both He just knows so much about boxing, about where to be and what’s coming and
He makes it just he makes it he’s a he’s a strategist that’s also entertaining.
I remember, like, a young like, young b hop. Yes. It ai like Yeah. Just so sharp and made it look Yeah. Almost entertaining. You know what I mean?
Roy Jones in his prime. It was art. You were watching art. He’s piecing up people. It was an art form. Ai, Brian Simpson. Let’s wrap this bitch up.
Bring it home. Let’s do it.
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Oh. Ai. You know what? 1 thing we forgot to talk about. I wanted to thank you for sending people to go watch that clip of Wop on YouTube. Oh. I got a lot
of the best videos or 1 of the best bits of all time. I love that. Alright. Go see it.
It’s on YouTube. Bye, ai.