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#2249 – Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano Podcast Episode Description
Yannis Pappas is a standup-comic and host of the “Yannis Pappas Hour” podcast. Chris DiStefano is a stand-up comic and the host of “Chrissy Chaos” and “Christories.” Together, they are the hosts of the “History Hyenas” podcast.
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#2249 – Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano Podcast Episode Summary
In this episode of the Joe Rogan podcast, several key topics and themes are discussed. The conversation touches on the potential for setting a Guinness World Record for the most podcast minutes ever recorded, highlighting the extensive nature of podcasting as a medium. The episode also delves into a discussion about a historical figure, Sporus, indicating a recurring interest in historical topics.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the impact and uniqueness of podcasts. The speakers emphasize how podcasts provide a rare opportunity for uninterrupted, long-form conversations, allowing for deep dives into various subjects without the distraction of phones or other interruptions. This is highlighted as one of the most valuable aspects of podcasting.
The episode features a mention of Jacques Vallee, a French scientist known for his work related to UFOs and extraterrestrial life. Vallee is described as a cagey podcast guest, suggesting that he is selective in the information he shares, which adds an element of intrigue to his appearances.
A recurring theme in the episode is the cultural differences in listening habits, with a specific mention of how Asian audiences tend to listen more attentively compared to diverse American audiences. This observation leads to a broader discussion on communication styles across different cultures.
The episode also humorously speculates about the possibility of recording the last podcast on Earth in the event of an alien invasion, adding a lighthearted and speculative element to the conversation.
Overall, the episode underscores the value of podcasts as a medium for in-depth discussion and cultural exploration, while also touching on historical and speculative topics.
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#2249 – Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano Podcast Episode Transcript (Unedited)
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Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. The Joe
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Rogan experience.
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Ai meh day. Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
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Boys do you bother?
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Are we up? This is Chris Steph DeStefano’s very first time ever
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Okay.
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Lighting and smoking a cigar.
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How old are you? 40. How have you managed to
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get this far with no cigars?
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I don’t know how to do any, like, really guy shit like that. Like, I don’t know how to play pool, cigars. I don’t really know how to do that, but I do know every state capital. Okay. Yeah. Like Is this the right way? Yeah. Yeah.
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He’s gonna vomit. I wanna see him vomit. I don’t
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think he’s gonna vomit. Don’t inhale it all you gotta get the ai. 1st, you gotta yeah. Leave it. Lower lower your hand. Yeah. Arya you doing this on purpose?
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I swear on my kids, I’ve never done this.
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No. No. I mean, the way you’re being retarded. Like, get the fire on the There we go. Ai
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on there.
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Meh. Get it on there. Get it in there. There you go.
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Yeah. Ai. Yeah.
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Alright. You’re good. Just start pulling.
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Vatsal suck.
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No. You’re not good. How did you fuck that up?
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What am I what am I supposed to do?
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Smoke it? You gotta inhale while you’re, like, lighting it.
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Yeah. What you wanna do what you wanna do is inhale all the smoke in.
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No. No. No. No. No. No. Just kinda keep Taking deep fun
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with them.
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Breathe in while you’re doing that.
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Oh, I thought it did the thing. Jesus Christ.
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I don’t know.
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How do you get to be 40 and never have a cigar?
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Well, now he’s a man.
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Now you’re a man.
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Sai what do I do now?
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You you puff on it?
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It’s not even lit. How did you fuck that up?
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I just turned the light
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up. For 5 minutes.
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You gotta puff on it.
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Ai this and you don’t you you just you don’t inhale. You just take it into your mouth.
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Yeah. You enjoy the taste of it.
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There you go. Take some little puffs. Yeah. This is not gonna work out well. Couple puffs. Yeah. Bigger puffs.
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He’s gonna ai the whole thing. Yeah. You’re good.
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Puff. Puff. Keep puffing. Keep it lit. You wanna keep it lit? Here we go. Giannis knows. Giannis, when was the first time you smoked a cigar? I’m sorry.
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When I was 6 years old.
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Like a regular person.
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Yeah. Ai a regular person.
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With my uncle. Man.
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You know what it is? Meh to be 40
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and no cigars.
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I think because my dad never really smoked or anything like that. It’s it’s in the back Don’t cry.
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Don’t start crying.
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No. It’s in the back of my throat. My dad, never really smoked, and I never really did any, like, man ai of stuff like this. Mhmm. And I was with my mom mostly, and she was more, you know
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the way you said that. I was with my mom.
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History. I know. Well, it’s just Sai got cigar in the back of my throat, but I don’t know what to do. I also I’m just thinking about how my ai are gonna smell like cigar smoke.
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Yeah. No. It really does.
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That’s meh mess with your head? Yeah.
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And it messes my head because I’m like, I don’t wanna get cigar smoke on my clothes. Do you use cologne? Yes. Shout out Yves Saint Laurent.
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Wow. I ai body odor.
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Do you not use cologne?
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No. Never? No. Never. What did you when I was, like, 18?
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You just go with your natural musk.
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Well, I wear deodorant.
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Right. I wear doctor Squatch. Shout out doctor Squatch.
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Shout out doctor Squatch. Natural. It’s not it doesn’t have aluminum in it.
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Yeah.
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But I
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wonder if it works as good.
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Well, there’s more effect.
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Something to the aluminum. Ai would
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you put
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it in there if it wasn’t effective?
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No. I tried the deodorant without the aluminum in it.
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Doctor Squatch Doesn’t work. You can take a sniff of these bits.
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Can I take a pee?
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Smell? Meh.
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You smell.
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Come come see a sniff. Take a smell. Yeah. You want me to go on the other side?
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Come take a sip.
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They smell good.
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Yeah. That’s what I think. Get in there. Yeah.
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They smell
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good. Not bad.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Not bad. Right? Yeah.
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Yeah. That’s,
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that’s is legit. I forget which flavor it is. It’s ai fucking whiskey, bourbon, musk, some shit.
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There’s pheromones in natural scents.
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Smells too. Yeah. That’s a lie.
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You know what I mean?
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There’s pheromones, but natural people smell disgusting. People that don’t wear any deodorant, they always smell funky. Stinky. They they have, like, you know, your pits are think about how it works. Right? It’s just getting squashed all the time. Your pits are just constantly getting squashed, and there’s hair in there unless you’re a weirdo. Yeah.
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So there’s hair, and the hair is collecting all the sweat, and it’s just getting funky.
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That’s what made eating pussy so hard before, like, the 2000.
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Before porn.
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Before porn. But porn used to be muffed out.
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Right. Yeah. But somewhere along the line, it wasn’t. Yeah. And then society followed.
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Yes. And it changed eating pussy. I mean, it’s so much more enjoyable without any fumes. Because the fumes get caught in the hair. Ai.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Stuff goes on down there. Yeah. Well, nope Plus it’s 6 inches from the asshole. Yeah. Not even.
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Yeah. You know?
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Yeah. Napoleon’s letters to Josephine, he wanted her to have a full bush, and he wanted her not to bathe for a week. When he was coming home for more, he sai, I need it I need it fucking mungee. So some guys like that. Ai, I think that’s a new word.
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He was involved in trench warfare. Right. That guy had a different tolerance for shit. Yeah. You know, you just imagine the kind of warfare that Napoleon’s crew were. I mean, they had muskets.
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And they were also probably much more tolerant of bad smells because history smelled. Can you imagine with the people bathed once a week and Yeah. Even athletes’ foot. Every ai probably had athletes’ foot. Sticky.
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Yeah. Everyone.
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Everyone. They they didn’t have bidets yet. No. So your asshole was just like They
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didn’t have running water, bro.
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They have nothing.
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They had buckets.
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Yeah. The only people who were clean the only people who were clean in antiquity, Muslim people. They were the they were the clean ones. When you read about the crusades, they said the Muslims were able to smell the Christian army coming from miles away because of how filthy they were where Muslims were all about science and cleansing this and, you know, doctor Schwartz, before it was big.
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Well, before the the the Mongols sacked Iraq, like, they were like, that was the pinnacle of civilization. They turned the river was it the river Tigris?
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Mhmm.
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They turned it red with blood. Like, that’s how many people they killed. They they killed the entire town of Baghdad. Like, they killed everybody there. And those people were at the pinnacle of science.
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Yeah.
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And then look, you go all the way to the 19 nineties, and you got fucking Saddam Hussein and his psychopathic kids running shit and killing people and Right. That was what was left over.
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Yeah. Yeah. Same gene line.
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It’s really nuts when you think
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about into the genes ai the killer kind of psychopathic? Yeah.
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Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Right. Ai think good things and bad things get in your genes. I think that’s been substantiated by science. They said that, you know, that even racism can can be passed on from parent to child.
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That makes sense.
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I believe in traumatic memories. Mhmm. I believe it. Meh yeah. Ai I I feel like only now sai I’m getting older, am I like, oh, I have some of my mom’s memories in my head. I feel like
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Think about it. Like, think about let’s look let’s think of simpler animals, like animals, like dogs, like Carl. Why how the fuck does a dog know to pee on a tree? How does a dog know to go to where pee is and pee on it? How do they know any of those things?
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They’re born with it. Right. Programmed in.
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There’s some memory. How do they know when they see another dog or an animal to bark? Right. Why are they scared of it? Like, what why are people scared of snakes? Why are people scared of spiders?
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Puerto Ricans are not scared of snakes.
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Well, they’re human Puerto Rico snakes.
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Ai saying they take them as household pets.
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Yes. Well,
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thank you ai much. Got 8 of them.
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8 snakes.
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Yeah. Sergio might be a problem.
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Yes. Sergio is a problem. Sergio is a problem. Sergio is a problem. Somebody. Yeah.
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Pets that are snakes.
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Sergio used to beat up drug dealers when he was 15 with his fist. Like, that was he would get the drug other drug dealers would pay this 15 year old kid to go beat up other drug dealers with his fist on the lower east side and get money.
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But he’s a great guy and a spiritual guy, and he’s the only guy I know that would beat up a drug dealer and then journal about it later because he’s
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in the
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speech about
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this guy.
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He’s our friend. Yeah. He’s our friend. He’s a comic. He’s a comic.
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He’s a comic? Yeah.
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He’s a comic and a and a boxing instructor. Yeah. Oh, no kidding. Yeah. He’s a boxing.
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He trains us both. We’re fucking ready.
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Yeah. We’re ready to go.
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Thinner, dude. You really do. You look healthy. Thank you. He does. He looks good. Boxing?
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I’ve been boxing.
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Yeah. And tell him to see some moves.
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You wanna
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see it, Ferrell? No. I don’t know. I’ll show you form.
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I got video of it. I’ll show you form, dude. Yeah. He’s got a nice he’s got a He made a video today. I got a video today. He’s got a nice right hand. He’s he’s not you you say you’re slow, but you’re not slow. But you got a nice nice right hand.
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Yeah. I have he tells me I got I got a little power in both hands. Right. So I don’t know.
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You’re a little too confident for my liking.
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I know. I know. And that’s how it goes. And then you just get fucking stretched out.
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Stretched out. You’ll get laid out, Cudy.
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Yeah. You get stretched out.
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You have a a smaller head than normal physically. So it’s harder to catch. It’s harder target.
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Yeah. You’re fucking target. You got it looks like you got a
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helmet on your head. Listen. The reality is both of you are gonna get hit a lot. 100%. And it’s way better to have a big head. Is it? 1. 100%. Guys with bigger heads traditionally, for a fact, take a better shot.
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Mhmm. And those are the
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only guys like Mark Hunt. Mark Hunt, one of the greatest kickboxers of all time.
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Yeah.
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K one ram prix champion, fought in UFC, fought in ai, is a legend. Head the size of this table.
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Yeah. Body Brought ai body.
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Head the size of this table. Yeah. He had a he he was just Samoan.
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Yeah. Right.
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Just a giant thick dude. He was ai 510, 250. Yeah. Right. You know, but but one of the greatest chins of all time in all of combat sports.
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Can you see just from looking at our faces how easy it would be to Yes. My chin’s going out. I’m going out quick. Ai?
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You don’t have good structure.
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Yeah.
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Ai got a lady’s face is what you’re saying.
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No. You have a man’s face, but there’s certain faces that are easier to hurt.
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Yeah.
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Right. But he’s got a good jaw.
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But, you know, there’s there’s arguments against that. Like, there’s some guys have small jaws and somehow or another, they take great punches. Right. Max Holloway doesn’t have, like, a big square jaw. It takes a tremendous punch.
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Yeah. Right. I’m scared to sleep with the lights off, so I don’t I don’t I think if I got hit
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You look like you take a good shah, though. I I Like, the structure’s good.
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Yeah.
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When I have what my defense is, not against guys like you if if you don’t know meh. Ai my defense is, I look like I can take a punt.
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Ai, you could be a complete psychopath.
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And I don’t know any Ai
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I could teach you how to, like, really Right. Find your inner psycho, you’d scare the fuck out of me.
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Gotta teach me how to ai to cigar. I don’t even know how to do that.
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There’s something dead behind your eyes that’s very troubling if you were angry.
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If I was angry. Yeah. But the thing I see that. The thing is for me, Joe, and I’m just completely honest with you, when I get really angry, like, you’ll punch a wall or you’ll do man shit, I cry. I really there’s been many times where I’ve gotten so mad that I just start to tear up and cry. I’ve cried in front of Giannis before. Yeah.
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When you get angry? When I get angry, I just start to cry. So there’s some wires crossed somewhere in me, but we’ve kind of accepted. That’s why I think our friendship has blossomed to the way it is because we both understand that we just have a little bit more estrogen than most guys, and that’s okay.
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We got nicked for sure. I meh, we got nicked by
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the gate. Get fully clipped.
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I think we got nicked.
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Joe didn’t get it at all. Joe got not even close to being nicked, and which is rare for a comic because if you it’s very usually hard to be funny and not a little bit of a feminine guy. You’re a very manly guy that can be funny. Yeah. That’s sai rarity, babe.
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Yeah.
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Well, most guys that if you, like, hang around boxing gyms or if you hang around a lot of cops or if you hang around soldiers, they’re funny, man. They’re funny dudes because it’s gallows humor. Because they’re dealing with like, one of my funniest friends was a special forces guy.
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Yeah.
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He’s fucking hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he’s always cracking, like, jokes you could never repeat, you know, saying things you can never repeat, and it’s just so funny. It’s ai he’s funny. It’s just funny in, you know, kind of a crazy way. Yeah.
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Right. We would we always say that, like, if we were, like, back in history, like, 200 years ago, whatever, we’d be the guys in the war. We’d either be hitting up drums, or we would just be keeping the troops loose, laughing laughing with the troops because we’re not the kind of guy.
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We think we have value as men to other warrior men like yourself, but we’re not gonna do the ai, but we will do the cooking, the cleaning, and the laughing.
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But Ai also offer
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my nuts up to be a eunuch to watch the harem.
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It’s also the experiences that you’ve had in your life that make you who you are right now. It’s not as simple as, like like, when I was a kid, I was terrified of everybody. That’s why I learned martial arts. I was getting picked on.
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Right.
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I was I hated it. So I was like, alright. I gotta figure out there’s only one way. Mhmm. The the only one way is to become formidable. Right. To become the person that you’re scared of. Right. So I did that. Yeah. But it wasn’t because, like, I was this, like, kid that was tough, like, all the time.
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Like, when I was young, I was like, I understood how to, like, just be a fucking meh. Like, no. I mean, I had to learn all that.
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Right. From from great weakness comes great strength.
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Yeah. Well, you recognize what it is. Right? There it’s thought patterns. You’re you allow your brain to go down
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these very detrimental thought patterns. And you you you under you have
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to, like, Yeah. And if you can shut those off, you’ll you’ll have a happier life.
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Yeah.
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And if you can shut those off, you’ll you’ll have a happier life. You have to you have to understand where they’re going and when they go in a negative meh anxiety spiral. Now I’m not saying this will work for everybody because I do believe that some I some anxiety is chemical.
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I believe that some people have a bad balance, ai I’ve known people like that. It’s a real thing and I can’t I can never say that the way I think is the way everybody thinks. There’s no way. But I know for me that with me, I know because of extreme experiences, I know how to shut those things off.
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So from fighting, from hunting, from doing stand up, from doing a lot of live things where you’re in front of, like, thousands of people, I know how to shut that part of your the brain off that goes down those roads. I know what it is, you know. I’ve experienced it. I’ve had I never had a panic attack, but I’ve had anxiety, you know, I freaked out before and then I was like, why did I react like that?
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And then you look at it in retrospect, you go, okay. I started spiraling and then what if this happens and then what if that happens And what if this happens? What if that happens? Okay. Don’t do that. Yeah.
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And then get to that spot and have enough mental clarity and enough sovereignty, control over the mind to not allow it to go down there.
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It’s tough when you have a comedian’s brain because that’s what we do. We spend a lot of time in our heads analyzing things, analyzing things, and sometimes it can turn on you.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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If it starts with what if, it’s anxiety. You push it out of the brain, folks. And anxiety is a liar. Liar. Fucking liar
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is a ai, but that what if sometimes is good. Like, what if I do this? Yeah. What if I just relook at this? What if, like, not what if it’s not bad? What if what if if it’s attached to what if it all falls apart? What if everyone hates me? Like, every now and then, I get a text from a friend that’s ai, hey, meh. Are we cool? Like, what are you talking about?
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Like, what are you talking about? Of course, we’re cool. Like, what what happened? Yeah.
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Well, I
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just no. No. I haven’t heard from you in a while. I’m like, are you okay? Yeah. Like, what is like, cool. Let’s talk on the phone. Yeah. These are weird conversations, you know? Right. Some people just go down the road and they start thinking everybody hates them.
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That’s narcissism. Right? They just think everyone’s obsessed with you.
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There’s a little bit of that. Right? Right. Unfortunately, even victims, like people that are psychologically damaged, you know, and they’re depressed. Ai, that is a type of narcissism, unfortunately. But you don’t sana, like, further victimize someone who’s sana a mental illness by saying, oh, you’re a narcissist.
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But if you’re just only worried about how other people think of you and only worried about how you fit into everything, yeah, that’s there’s a narcissism in that.
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I know when I text you, I just go, meh. There’s a 1 in 6 chance. The guy’s a busy guy. That’s what it is. I never take a question.
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Get a new number, and I’ve been saying this for a while. I have a couple numbers, but I gotta I have to renew. I gotta just completely check out all these.
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And I never call you first because I’m like, I don’t know if I’m if we got that type of friendship.
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You can totally call me.
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I can call you.
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Yes. We’re friends. Alright. I hug you when I see you. Right?
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Yeah. Then you can call me. Oh, I’m calling. A couple of times I’ve sent you
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I come over for Christmas.
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Yeah. Now Oh, wow.
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You’re gonna be seeing a lot of Sana popping up.
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Let’s go. Yeah. There’s been a couple of times I’ve sent Joe voice notes.
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Yeah.
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And then you listen back. I’m like, I’m not sending that. And then I and then I just don’t reach out. What’d you
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say? What’s up, Heidi Bubbles? What’s up, baby gorgeous?
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Joe sends me the most voice notes because they disappear.
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Ai. This is what they’re planning. And then it fucking disappears. But you could keep them. Perfect. Yeah. You could keep them.
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But doesn’t he know if you keep them?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I don’t wanna know of that. Yeah. Yeah. You don’t I don’t want
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him to no. What I’ll do, I’ll record it with another phone.
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That’s smart. Ai, like, you know, film it. Smart, dude.
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Yeah. That’s what the problem is.
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Yeah. That’s perfect. I mean, that’s sai much like I’ve known
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him for about 25 fucking years.
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I mean, if you called me and did that, I’d be like, Alex
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As soon as Trump gets in, they’re gonna the the aliens will land.
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That’s perfect.
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Returning the frog’s gay. Yeah. Dude, I saw a video of Alex Jones, and I’m late to the game. I’ve seen this, but how he predicted 911 in June of 2,001. He did. I was crazy to watch that.
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Tucker thinks he’s a savant. The he’s he’s a very misunderstood guy. Right. He really is. And it’s really unfortunate, that Sandy Hook thing, because if it wasn’t for that, he would be way more respected and people would appreciate him for what he is. He had a psychotic speak, you know, and he had he had a a drinking problem at one time and maybe some other stuff.
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And he was losing his fucking mind because all day long, it’s conspiracies that are real. Right.
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And
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so when you start looking for conspiracies in places that aren’t real, and then I think there’s also another thing. I think there are certain people. Now I don’t know who they work for. I don’t know if they’re independent. I don’t know if they do it just for fun. Some people create fake compelling conspiracies and then put them online.
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Yeah. For sure.
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They do it. For content.
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Yeah. Well, they do it.
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They that’s true too. Attention. But I think there’s a more nefarious aspect to it too.
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Oh, yeah. I
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think the more
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the more conspiracies that you can make look really stupid, the more the real ones, seem preposterous because they’re connected. Mhmm. Right? Like, here’s a great example. ai was an inside job. That sounds fucking insane. Right? That sounds completely insane that the government did that, but 51 former intelligence agents testified that Hunter Biden’s laptop was Russian disinformation. That sounds crazy too.
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Right.
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But that’s real. Right? The if you get enough of the ones that don’t make sense, like the Jews control the weather, you get enough of the flat earth ones, you get enough they’re all it’s all like it’s like the term drugs. Right? The term drugs applies to nicotine. It applies to the coffee we’re drinking. That’s what a drug is, but it also applies to fucking meth. Right?
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Conspiracy theories are lumped in altogether just like drugs. And the best way to do that is to put a bunch of bad ones out there, really bad ones. So that the ones that are plausible, you go, wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute. Meh a minute. Show me the Pfizer files? Mhmm. Ai why are they hidden for 75 years?
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Like, what what do
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you wait. How many wait a minute. Wait a minute. How many people did you test this on? Did you ever test for transmission? You never did. So when you were on TV and you’re saying that, what was going on there? That’s a real conspiracy.
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Right.
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These are real real people conspired to hide information and to shape a narrative that would be very, very profitable.
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Right.
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But nobody’s gonna believe the Jews created the weather and then also every like, you know, it’s only a small group of people who are gonna go to Jews who control
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the weather. Definitely cloud seeding. They In Dubai.
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There’s there They will crawl in your shoes, though. The Jews will crawl in your shoes. For sure. Yeah.
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Sai make sure you keep your shoes ai.
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Tighten your laces.
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For sure, there’s people that can discern between a good conspiracy and a bad conspiracy, but I don’t think there’s a lot of them. I think it’s, like, 30% of the population.
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Alright. Let me ask you about this one
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then. Meh maybe. America.
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Yeah. 30% of the population. Let me let me throw this one out. Are you ready for this one? Do you think it’s possible just hear me out. Do you think it’s possible that what this existence actually is is some type of prison planet and we are negative emotions are being fed on by an ancient alien race that has kind of imprisoned us.
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And the reason why monks and people like that go into deep meditation is because a lot of this universe is spoken through vibrations, and they can get their vibrations to a certain height where they can vibrate and have so much positive energy that the prison planet rulers can’t eat their can’t eat them, and they’re not stuck in this loop like we are.
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Like, why don’t
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meh this one?
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This is a this is real.
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Ai I thought was eat their negative thoughts.
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Eat their negative thoughts and negative emotions. Can you write me up, be honest? And what I’d I’d like to hear
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about that. This is such a feminine thing. He’s asked you to hold the door open for him. Yeah. Why don’t why don’t sana,
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Yeah.
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Put the umbrella over his head
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Yes. You
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light a cigar.
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Up, baby. You’re getting you’re getting lit up on nicotine.
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Yeah. That’s what it is. Yeah.
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Ai feel light headed. Is that normal? Yeah.
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But it’ll be fine.
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That’s why I get sick.
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Cigars are so good for conversation. You’re not gonna get sick. Cigars are so good for conversation because it gets you a little loose. Yeah. It’s just it’s nice. It’s a nice little buzz.
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So you don’t take the prison plan you don’t think this is there’s a possibility this is a prison plan or from an advanced human race, and they’re eating our negative emotions and thoughts for fuel. Where’d you get that?
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Where’d you get that from?
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Alex Jones.
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No. Not Alex Jones. Alex Jones is a much more detailed explanation. Meh child molesters. There’s a device on the moon. There’s a device on the moon. Oh, that’s how they reflect. That’s how they reflect. That’s the energy goes to that.
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That sounds
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like it’s possible.
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L Ron Hubbard shit. Have you ever read ai l Ron Hubbard?
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I know the details. I know the it’s a nice pyramid scheme to go up all the way.
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Oh, yeah. But that’s just the Dianetics
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Right.
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Or Scientology. The really fun stuff is his science fiction. I know that he wrote the most words ever What? Any human being
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More than James Joyce?
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He has the most published work of all time.
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Wow. Sai he’s like No one shah written more King Thomas King of writing?
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Well, he never made a second draft. Homeboy stuff all sucked. It was all unbelievably bad science fiction. Got it. It was unbelievably bad, like, wonderful. Like, so bad. It’s just, like, what? Have you ever seen Battlefield Earth?
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Yeah. That was the worst movie ever.
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Elron Hubbard is a record holding author who holds the Guinness World Records for publishing. Most published works bryden author, most audiobooks published by one author, most translated author in the world, Most translated author, same book, The Way to Happiness. Very interesting.
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He’s a special IBM typewriter with extra keys for common words.
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What? He was so bad. He was so bad at writing. He did not only did
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he not edit, but he needed the word ready.
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So you think you might be over again. You keep going. You might be in line for podcast, for Guinness World Records, most podcast minutes ever recorded. That’s possible.
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That’s very
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possible. You could get that.
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Maybe. I mean, what’s the record now?
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I Ai don’t know what happened. Who’s doing 9 hours a week? Yeah.
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Only you. I might already have it.
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You might already have it. I might already have it.
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But that’s like I already have the Guinness World Record one that Adam Carolla holds. What’s that one? Adam Carolla has, like, the most downloaded podcast of all time. Like, bitch, that’s mine.
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You can have it, though. Yeah. You can keep it keep your name in the book.
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Yeah. That’s mine.
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Well, because, yeah, you have to specifically go to Guinness World Records, and they have to do research and, like, give you a whole thing.
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Yeah. You have to prove it. You have to go to them to try to get it on the books, and I don’t give a fuck. But if they were, like, really checking
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It’s you.
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It has to be. Yeah. It’s I’ve been it’s this has been number 1 for 5 or 6 years. Yeah. There’s no way. Right. There’s no way I’m cruel. Still got it. That’s crazy. No
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way. You’re lying. No. And you do what? Average 3 every episode, 3 hours. So it’s 9 hours a week. Average.
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Yeah. Yeah. But I’m using 4 usually 4 a week. So it’s usually 12 and sometimes 5. Yeah. This week is 4. Some weeks it’s ai. And if it’s a fight companion, like, some weeks it’s 4 and a fight companion. The fight companion might be 5 hours long, you know.
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Yeah. It’s just passion, you think? Like, you never say, fuck. I gotta do a pod. It’s always, like, can’t wait to do a pod.
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Never say fuck. I have to do a
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pod. Beautiful.
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Especially guys like you. I’m like, we’re gonna have fun. Yeah. We’re gonna have fun.
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What are we told that comes to our prison planet?
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You know how you do do you know how much we would be loving this if it never happened? Like, if you never got to be around friends and just shoot the shit and smoke a cigar and laugh and crack up and talk about nonsense? Like, if you couldn’t do it, it would be something you would look forward to so meh.
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If you’re lonely
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Mhmm. If you
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didn’t have good friends, you didn’t have, like like comics are the best friends. They’re the best friends to have because you could be open with them. They talk crazy. They say wild shit. You laugh together. You feed off of each other. They’re they’re the best friends. If you didn’t have any comics for friends, there’s a lot of fucking sad, sad people out there. Yeah.
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So if you’re not sad
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You said
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your comics aren’t sad?
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Oh, yeah. Some comics are. Some comics arya sad.
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Tears of a clown.
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Yeah. That’s a little exaggerated. Ai think a lot of them arya sad because of the whole thing we’re talking about before, like narcissism and anxiety. Like, comics are some awful narcissists.
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Mhmm.
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But you you know when you really see that? When comics arya attacking meh that are doing better than them. Yeah. Yeah. But it’s only comics that are doing better than them. So what’s happening? Comparison,
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the thief of joy. Yes. Teddy Roosevelt.
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Yeah. All criticism comes from a place of unmet needs. Right. The tragic result of unmet needs.
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Right.
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And so there’s this feeling, like, what is that? Me me me meh. Fuck you honest. Why is he fucking history hyenas? I don’t give a fuck if they’re back. Fuck off. Yeah. We are back.
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Ding ding ding ding. Baby. I’m a baby. Talk about me. Everybody else sucks. Yeah. That’s what it is. True.
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But aren’t isn’t there a wonderful world that we live in? Isn’t there chaos and beauty? Isn’t there so many things to talk about, and you’re gonna talk about other comics? Shah the fuck up, bitch.
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Yeah. I agree.
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Shut the fuck up, you whiny bitch. Yeah.
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That’s why it’s good to have in my opinion, you know, we both have kids. We we get lost. You know? You know, we’ll do our work, and then we’ll do our stuff, have fun, and then we just play with our kids, play with, like, the real stuff that matters, you know, our our wives, our kids hanging out with them.
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It definitely changes everything. Some of our peers who don’t have families and is just constantly worried about this business is ai, that’s Yeah. I don’t know how you’re gonna get off that treadmill.
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Yeah. That’s not good. Ai would not be the same human being if I didn’t have a family. I just would not. I wouldn’t have the same empathy and compassion for people. I wouldn’t understand, like, the development of a child. Right. You know, I talked about this before, but I really genuinely changed the way I look at human beings after I became a parent. Mhmm.
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Because I used to look at adults ai they were just, oh, this ai asshole. He’s 36. He’s a fucking dickhead. Now I go, oh, that’s a baby. That’s a baby that got terrible exposure to bad ideas and bad input and mean people around them and you got, you know
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Yeah.
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Thrust into this situation. So now you see him, like, when I see homeless ai, I get so sad.
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Yeah. And I
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see, like, homeless people that are just, like, I’m like, that’s someone’s baby.
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Yeah.
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They held that baby. And now here’s this person just leaning on the corner. You know? What is that thing they’re doing? And, like, it’s a lot of it in Philadelphia where they’re, like
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Well, like, totally, like, lean back. Oh, is this sai post crank or something? Yeah. That’s What do they call it?
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It’s the heroin lean.
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It’s not Kensington, I don’t even
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know if it’s heroin. It’s ai I think it’s some new stuff. It’s a new shit. This guy was, like, doing a yoga thing. I’m like, if you could do that, like, it’s essentially, he’s doing, like, a very difficult core maneuver. Yeah.
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Joe’s like, can I do that with a kettlebell?
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I was wondering.
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I was looking
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at this guy. I’m like, I don’t think that’s good for your
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back, but, like, if he
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like, if he can hold it there, that’s gotta be some, like, very good structure.
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When you do that, it’s a baby thing even with, like, Genghis Khan and Hitler, you’re ai, even when they’re murdering, like, he’s just a baby.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do. I mean, Ai don’t forgive them. Yeah. I mean, it’s not like shah stopped me from killing them, but it what it does do is it puts me in this place of instead of, like, thinking of everything as being static, that everything is just a constant progression towards what you are now.
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Yeah. Even though listen, dude. I love America. I bleed red, white, and blue. I I I stay draped in the American flag. I love our country. I believe you. I do understand terrorism terrorists, like old school terrorists when, like, you know, if America’s, like, bombed their country for whatever reason and killed their babies, they’re like, well, now I’m gonna fucking go lethal, and I’m gonna start killing everybody in that country when I can.
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I just get it where I didn’t get it before I had kids. But I’m like, if somebody did that to me and my children and took them away, I would just go crazy. I’d learn how to light a cigar, and I’d start fucking killing people because I have nothing left to live for, I feel. So I get it now.
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Of course. I mean, it’s not it’s not a coincidence that some of the scariest people live in war torn parts of the world. Sure. Ai, the fighters that come to the UFC, the scariest motherfuckers are ai the guys from Chechnya. Ai, you know, guys from Dagestan. Like, those guys are terrifying. Yeah. Why?
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Well, look at the history of that part of the world. Yeah. You know ai I mean? You have to be a hard person to fucking survive.
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Right.
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Yeah. You know? Yeah.
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Am I supposed to just keep holding the cigar? You guys put it down.
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No. You put it down every now and then?
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So I just put it down, and now I’ll do that.
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Gonna set it up. Yeah. I gotta set the paper up.
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Sorry about that. Yeah. So alright.
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Those are Dice’s cigarettes in there, so don’t take the cigarettes out. Take the fucking Astros.
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Oh, sorry. I’m handling it. To do. This is fun, though.
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Why do you wanna keep Dice’s cigarettes in there?
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Because they’re Dice’s. Stop. Yeah.
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He let he doesn’t smoke them. He just takes them out, and he holds onto them, and he puts them in the ashtray, and he pulls another one out. He holds onto it. Yeah. He went smoking again for a while. He arya smoking again, but they stopped again. You know? Yeah. Gotta be careful ai health.
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Yeah. Oh, you wanna talk about a great father and some, but that that’s Ai. Dice Yes. Dice is all about his kids.
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Very dedicated. You know, his kids play the band. They play, like, at his shows. You know, he sai his son’s his son is fucking amazing on the drums. Yeah. Yeah. He’s a great guy.
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Yeah. He’s a
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good guy. Another misunderstood guy.
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Legitimate good dude.
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And also a legitimate artist. Like, his performance art, the weird stuff that he does in New York City for no money, for no people.
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29:05
Do you want the picture? Meh.
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29:07
Why you
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asking for
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a picture? People are even watching those clips. If we haven’t brought them up, like, I don’t know how many views they would even have. He’s not promoting it. He’s not trying to go on podcasts.
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This is amazing.
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He doesn’t even tell you about them. You have to find them.
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Find them.
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Shah. And if they’re on a if you’re on a podcast,
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he’s like, you gotta see this thing I’m doing. Right? But then they sana bitch. He doesn’t know any of that. He doesn’t
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know any of that.
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Oh, the big shot.
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He’s a real artist, man.
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Yeah. He’s the best. Look. Wait. Give me some give me some. No. You do you do you okay. Have you been keeping up with the, the drone flying saucer thing?
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No. No?
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Hi. Have you been seeing, like, the spaceships? Did you see any of the flying saucers that they’ve been talking about? No. You You would never imagine that that
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guy sold out Madison Square Garden.
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That’s what I was just thinking. Multiple, multiple times.
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Saw Colosseal.
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Yeah. Mhmm. I mean,
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he was a he was a fucking man.
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And At one point, he was, like, the only comedian people knew about.
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Yep. He was certainly one of
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the only big casuals. Yeah.
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What is also great about Ai is, you know, obviously, Giannis and I both comics in New York, so we see him a lot. He’s one of the most giving guys to the younger guys
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Oh, yeah.
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When he comes into the clubs. He’ll tell you about he won’t tell you about his feats at Madison Square Bryden, all that, to tell you, like, how good he is. He’ll say, here’s where I was. Here’s where I am now. So this comedy game is like a roller coaster, and I’m living proof and just stay in the game.
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That’s he always tells me, just stay in the game because you just don’t know. Do not quit.
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No. He’s great at that.
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Great. How old
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is Dice
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now? Sixties?
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He definitely guessed. Yeah. Only sixties. He will he gave me advice to go on the road when I was just hanging out at the store when I was in my twenties. I met Dice. I Ai couldn’t believe I was meeting him. You know what I mean? It was, like, one of those things, like, I can’t believe that’s really him.
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Yeah.
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You know, you see a guy like, when I was 19 years old, me and this girl was dating, we were listening to his cassette in my car in front of my house. I’ll never forget. We’re crying in front of my house. So for me, that was Dice. Dice was this guy where, like, I’d seen him on HBO.
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Like, this is crazy. He’s on HBO. Like, this is so funny. To now, like, getting advice from him at the stores, like, you should do The Road. And I was like, really? He goes, yeah. You don’t wanna rely on these jerk offs for all your fucking money. Yeah.
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He’s like, you know, you don’t need these people to, you know, and it’s the advice I give everybody now. Like, you don’t wanna be connected where you’re completely dependent on one source of income. That’s terrible.
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It’s a
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bad place to be.
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He’ll text me sometimes and be like, oh, Chris, can you talk? And then I’ll and and then if I don’t answer, he’ll say, call me back when your kids are sleeping. And then when you call him because he’s like, I never wanna take attention away from you from your children. So he goes, I wanna talk to you when either your kids are in school or they’re asleep.
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Other than that, he goes, you should just be focusing on your kids and not talking to anybody. So I was like, oh, wow. Dice is, like, really about his kids. It’s like an awesome thing. You know?
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And then he’ll go, goosh, and then he’ll start telling you about, I fucking gooed on her last night. You gotta respect your family.
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Ai noticed now when you like, my conversations with people have become like I did when I was in high school. I gotta wait till everyone’s asleep, and then I gotta Yeah. It’s late at night, 1 in the morning, and ai only people I can talk to is comics because they’re up and
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Yeah.
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You know, it’s weird.
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You know, kids don’t even talk to each other. They just Snapchat. Yeah. Most of them Snapchat. Now Ai I’m learning this from my kids, like like, did you guys don’t text at all? She goes, I only text my family. Yeah. So, like, if she gets an ai, it’s only from one of us. Right. That’s it. The everything else is they’re snapping each other back and forth. Yeah.
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And they just, like, take a picture of this. Yeah. And then they they’re doing it all day long and saying something. Here’s where my life is, r n.
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I don’t also, they don’t want
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they don’t want a bigger screen either. My kids don’t wanna go to the movies. They think the screen’s too big. It freaks them out. They wanna want the biggest screen that they wanna watch is the screen that we have at home or their phone. I took them to see the to a movie. They were like, freaked out. It’s too big, the screen.
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That’s weird.
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Interesting.
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Might have a little u in them. Yeah.
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Maybe that’s That might be I know.
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I know. That ain’t normal. Do you love screens?
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Do you think it’s bad?
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My daughters are the man I wish I could be.
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It’s gotta be bad for them. I think it’s bad.
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Well, it’s different.
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What screens?
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Bad. It’s just the
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Snapchat, the social media.
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It’s not good.
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It’s just a different way of interacting. I think everybody’s, like, blowing it out of proportion. First of all, I think it’s not good. Don’t don’t get me wrong, but I think it’s inevitable. It just it is the the it’s ai if if it’s raining, you’re gonna get wet. Shut the fuck up.
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Right. This is the world we’re living in. It’s a weird world, and it’s better to develop the ability to cope and handle it at a young age. It’s definitely not good. You know? What about college?
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Do you think, like, your kids do you want them I I know we want them to go to college, but do you care if they go to Harvard or Yale anymore? Do you think that’s vatsal more meaningless now than it was 30 years ago?
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I want my kids to do what they wanna do. I don’t want to be that dad that’s ai, I want you to go to Yale. Ai Sai just I don’t think that’s good. I don’t think that ever works. I think at best, you give ai. And at at best, you always connect advice to mistakes. Like, I’ll tell you what I did wrong. This is what I did wrong.
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That’s like when I was a kid, I always fucked this up. I was I I always whenever I would, like, correct them about something, I was like, I did the same thing. I did the exact same thing. Everybody does this, you know, and this is why and this is what you gotta know. And, you know, I always I feel bad about stuff I did when I was 5.
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It’s tough
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when you have daughters, though. I mean, I can’t mommy, I can’t be like, just make sure you wear a condom. I mean, that’s you know, I I don’t know what girls do to mess up.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean It’s so brutal to
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be a girl. Like, you either have to take get on birth control, which completely fucks with your hormones. Yeah. Completely fucks your body, also can cause blood clots. Like, girls die from that. I I had a a dude that I knew from martial arts and his daughter died. She was 17 years old.
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She was smoking cigarettes and you’re not supposed to smoke cigarettes when you’re on birth control.
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It’s horrible.
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Yeah. And nobody even knows that. Like, nobody knows that. Like, if they tell you it goes in one ear, out the other because everybody’s on birth control, and you don’t think about it.
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Every girl lives. Just fucking sai. Like, that guy and just locked his daughter in the basement for 28 years. He was just like, well, now you’re just never coming out. You ever see that story, that guy? No. That guy locked his daughter
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in the Ariel Castro?
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No. No. No. This is I think it was in Germany or Austria. One of those countries, ai locked his daughter. He he said he had built a room downstairs, a studio for her to, like, drums or something like that, whatever she was into. And then he he went and had to go in, like, the the most, inner room of this thing that he built, and he locked her in there.
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And she did not see light again for 28 years.
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How’s she still alive?
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She’s alive, and she’s telling her story now. I think he might have raped her too. Yes. Yes.
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Yeah. Oh, god.
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Of times and had 7 kids
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with her.
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Oh, that’s why that guy yeah. Yeah. Oh.
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Germans are weird. How about that German guy that ate that other guy’s penis? He and he they he answered an ad.
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Well, the guy asked him to
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eat his penis. It is keto.
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And they ate it together. Right?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Yeah.
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Hey. German, he he ate his own dick. He ate his own penis with his Yeah. With a buddy. It happens. Yeah.
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Well, it wasn’t even a buddy. He’s a guy he met on Craigslist or something.
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Wires get caught?
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Just yeah. Germans just you know? Germans.
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What a German that is.
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I think it’s just,
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some it’s something in there that’s, like, very
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But think about Hello? Good day arya engineering.
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Right. Yeah.
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Right? Like, think about just think about modern automobiles and how how many of them originated in Germany. Yeah. Bavarian Motor Works, Porsche, Audi, Mercedes Benz, that’s kind of crazy. Yep. That, like, most of the best cars come from this one little country.
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I think maybe they’re they’re Ai. They’re former you know, they’re Nordic ai.
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Iceland. Where’s the great Iceland cars? They don’t have shit.
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No. Yes. Something about the Germanic The Germanic ai. Like to just get things done. And they are they are very violent. Empathy.
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Yeah. They’re more violent than others if because you think it’s just the Nazis, but then when you look back, you’re like, no. No. This has been happening, like you know you know, like, the Hessians who ai the
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The barbarians.
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Barbarian the British
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redcoats Tyler Germanic tribes that went after the Romans too.
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Right. Germanic tribes, but they hired the Hessians. I read this. I read a book where it was they were talking about they had letters from British redcoat soldiers from 17/76 that were writing back to their wives about how things were, and there was this one battle. I think it was the battle of Brooklyn where the Hessians they had the Hessian mercenaries come on first onto land first, and they started killing the, Patriot soldiers, the Continental Army, and they were cutting their faces off and sharing each other sharing the faces and laughing about it.
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And the British soldiers are saying, these guys are crazy. Like, they’re running around with other soldiers’ faces that they just murdered, and I I don’t know what to do with them. They’re on our side, but they are nuts. And that was German, and then it goes all the way through to the Nazis. So there’s something a little different about the geography of that place.
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You just go to their porn, and you see them, like, putting putting bottles in their assholes.
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Yeah.
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They just need something. They need a little kick in the nuts.
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That’s what it is. Sai This
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you guys have the story a little wrong.
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Is that Joe List?
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The guy so, it was a cannibal who had an advertisement for a, quote, slaughter victim. Right. This was consensual. Okay.
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And
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then he ate £44 of his flesh Mhmm. After killing him.
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Accompanied by potatoes and a pepper or wine sauce served on good crockery.
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So he wanted to die in other words. No. There was assisted suicide? Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That’s the
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But it was penis too. They ate the
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penis.
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They did. They ai and just tried to
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eat. But it wasn’t a surprise kill. This man wanted to be killed.
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Yeah. But it brings up underworld cannibalism in Germany, about 800 people.
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Yeah. So in other words, it turned him on to be eaten. Yeah. That was his case. Right.
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Look at
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this. What was fascinating, the media, but and the public was the testimony which how do you say his name? Muse? Muse
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Muse.
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Bruce revealed his obsessions and lifted the lid on an underworld of cannibalism Right. Which Muse claims counts about 800 members in Germany. Muse told the court he regretted killing Brandes and has apologized to his victim’s boyfriend, but he remained unrepentant about eating his flesh, saying it was the ultimate kick both of them were seeking.
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Right.
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How about this one? Psychologists have told the court that he was mentally sane.
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Right? I believe it. Sometimes you just like to eat. Dude, we did we did a whole history of hyenas episode on John d Rockefeller, and we found that one of John d Rockefeller’s nephews, I think Michael Rockefeller, was a eager guy, wanted to film everyone in the Amazon and whatever, and he went into this one part with the AZMAT troops AZMAT tribe they were called, and they just fucking ate them.
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They ate the cake. And it wasn’t it wasn’t, sadistic to them. They were like, this is food right here. We’re just gonna eat this dude, and no one ever saw him again. He was fully eaten by cannibals. Rockefeller’s grandson. Yeah. So you’re just ai, that happens.
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Where was this? Where’d he go?
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Was it what was it at ram Amazon somewhere? It was the Azmat tribe.
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Azmat From the beginning.
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Papua New Guinea. Papua New Guinea. Sorry about that. Shah.
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Lot of cannibals. And Rockefeller disappeared while on expedition Yep. To hunt for primitive art. His catamaran capsized in heavy tides and swift currents at the mouth of the Bryden River. He and his friend clung to the canoes for nearly a day, but Rockefeller decided to swim to the 12 miles to shore. He was never seen again.
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Dutch government conducted an intense search, found no trace Rockefeller was ever found. Case was closed. How do they journalist and author Carl
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Hoffman conducted a 4 month investigation to Rockefeller’s disappearance.
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He traveled ram ai, recorded witness accounts, and found documentation that he believes was intentionally covered up.
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Yeah. Ai think he was eating.
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Well, they don’t they eat a lot of people there. That’s that’s a part of the world. That part of the world in New Guinea is really wild. Like, some of the ai, like, do do you know about the, the the whole pedophilia aspect of, certain aspects in New Guinea?
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No. I know, history agrees.
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It’s this this is wild. The young boys at a certain age in this tribe are taken away from their mothers, and they live with, their penis father. And then they fuck these kids and the the they think that the way the kid grows to be strong is by taking in semen orally and anally. Mhmm.
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And so there’s ai this continual cycle of pedophilia and and kid rape that’s, just ingrained in the culture. See if you ai that.
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Right. At the end of the day,
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I think we just live either by good ideas or bad ideas. Ai ideas. That’s a bad idea.
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Well, it’s if you get a guy like L. Ron Hubbard, it’s very persuasive and, you know, can trick people into things.
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Right.
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So this is the beliefs of the Semen ai of Papua New Guinea. Ai? A passage denotes bot, a bot’s passage from I think that’s probably a boy’s. It’s probably a typo. A boy’s passage from boyhood to adulthood consists of 6 stages, which can take anywhere from 10 to 12 years to complete.
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Throughout most of the 6 stages, the act of having a stick of cane inserted in the nostrils and the performance of fellatio are integral to the process of becoming a man. So sucking dick is integral to the process. You gotta do it. The two practices have been described as inhumane homosexual and child abuse with such actions meaning prison in most countries, a topic we will delve into later.
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For now, the big question was, why would they do this? In short, men are viewed as being born with the devil of woman around them. Kind of like an evil spirit, they are thus removed from women at a young age in order to fix them. Women bleed, so men need nosebleed letting, which is the sticks going up their noses, while fellatio experiment is because the semen of the man possesses the masculine spirit.
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Therefore, they inject the semen, they will become proper men.
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Oh. Yeah. Alright.
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There’s no way this society was not formed by some crazy guy who was on a serious, seriously high dose of psychedelics.
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Look at hold on.
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Hold on. Go back. Go back. Look at this this After the ceremony is complete, the men then get married and live heterosexual lifestyles with the exception that they will now be the ones receiving rather than giving the fellatio.
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Maybe they’re right.
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That’s what right.
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But, Joe, if
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you look at just having kids blow them, but they’re straight. Oh, I’m totally straight.
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But but but what we’re seeing now, we this is cringe, but if you go back to the 1400 or whatever, this was just life. Alexander the great, one of the most manly men of all ai, we did a whole episode of him, found out he had a full boyfriend the entire time that the people celebrated him for.
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And a eunuch. And a eunuch lover. And he banged out kids and eunuchs. That was a big part of sex back Yeah. In those days. You got a eunuch.
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You got you found a boy that you thought was handsome, clipped his nuts, removed any sexual urge he had, and then he would watch your harem of women that you had that you would take for the for the ai, and then you would bang him out, and it wasn’t gay.
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Yeah. Well, you know Nero Nero did. The wildest one.
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The wildest one of all.
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With a slave boy?
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Yeah. What was his name? You look
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like my wife, so let me chop your dick off. Yeah. And now you’re gonna be my wife.
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That’s it. And then he wanted he married him, and then he wanted to be the woman in the marriage.
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Nero wanted to be the wife to put he threw on the bride’s dress going down the aisle. That’s how it was. And everyone had to clap.
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That eunuch’s name was Sporus, and he had a really unfortunate life.
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Was it e Echabelis too, wasn’t there? Was another one?
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Or was it Sporus?
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I think it was Sporus.
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Sai think he did it twice.
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Episode on Sporus.
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We did do an episode on Sporus.
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Yeah. And then didn’t he pass him off to somebody else too? Got sick of him? Let you take him.
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Yeah. And he and then he wanted to marry his horse.
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And then he would dress down. Nero would go into, like, peasant clothes, and he would wanna go into all the different brothels and fuck everybody and do and then and then and then if you found that he was Nero, he’d kill you. Nero is if you go into the mind of Nero Yeah. When we did that episode, we were blown away by what this guy used to fucking do.
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He definitely had sai he definitely had syphilis that ate his brain. He also ai back then had syphilis.
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He also would go, like, a group of his friends, and he would put himself in ai, and they would just go beat people up and kill them on the street just for fun.
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That’s what they wanted to do.
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He would have a mask on sai nobody recognized him. He just got off on it. Yeah. He was just a
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Back then, that’s how they used to roll, man.
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Jesus. Ai mean, if you wanted a girl back then, you know, you would just I guess, in emperor, you just go down the street and go, she’s for Ram, and then just go like that. Like that. Parents would cry, and he would just go Women. Yeah. Just this one.
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You’re for Rome. You’re for the emperor. If you were if you were that beautiful, you just got taken for Rome, and that’s the that’s the way the cookie crumbled back then. Oh. Unfortunately You got
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that power in Austin to anyone.
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You could go,
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you’re for Austin.
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Yeah. You’re for the mothership. Yeah. Yeah.
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Imagine living back then, man.
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Do you
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think this is Republican Hollywood now? Boston. Austin. But yeah.
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I ai don’t think Austin was even Republican till
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about
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4 years ago. Yeah. A lot of the country’s Republican
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now. Yeah. Yeah. Most of California is now. Yeah. Very bizarre. Yeah. Just the high population density cities that are still blue. They’re still clinging on to the dream. Yeah. Ai. Well, if you see the San Francisco lady they just hired? No. They laid a czar to stop fat phobia. Have you seen this lady? No. It’s wonderful.
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Hold, please.
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Okay. Let me let me
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sai this. Because this is a a city that’s completely crumbling that has no resources,
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Police
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sai enough money to hire this person.
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My daughter’s my daughter’s in the 95th percentile right now, so I’m I I agree with her. I don’t want anyone to make fun of fat people.
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Oh, it’s not making fun of fat people. It’s it’s literally, like, encouraging people to be fat.
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Oh, shah. They’re encouraging to be fat. Yeah.
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Saying there’s nothing wrong with being fat, which is crazy. You know, it’s one thing if you don’t sana be mean to people because they’re fat. Yes. And Right.
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You know,
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if you can encourage them to be healthy, yes. And the I mean, I’m not the expert on GLP one agonists, but this lady is out of her fucking mind. You know, I I think there’s probably a lot of side effects to a lot of these drugs that people are taking to get skinny, but at least it’s moving you in a right direction because being fat is killing you.
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Yeah. Right.
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Jamie, I just text it to you.
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I’m actually giving, for Christmas, a few of my friends with Govee.
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Yeah. For real?
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Yeah. No. I mean, I’m joking, but Oh.
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Yeah?
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It’s a nice bomb. It was
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a nice bomb.
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But at least we’re not talking about grizzly bears. If we’re talking about grizzly bears, they don’t really bomb it. Yeah. Yeah.
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Let’s, take a look at this. This is so crazy.
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CRFI. If you’re like many women, you’ve been to a birthday party or a small office gathering, an event that’s meant to bring people together. There’s swinging tunes, some adult beverages, and good convo, and then it comes time to cut the cake, and someone decides to ruin everything.
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Oh ai god. That slice is huge. That slice is bigger than Beyonce’s paycheck. Can you cut me half of half of that?
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A cake related fat phobic incident or CRFI ai that moment when it’s time to eat delicious cake and it’s interrupted by a moralizing impulse. Inevitably, there’s always someone at the party who has to declare publicly that their slice is too large, and that the person who’s cutting the cake, almost invariably a woman, must do some disproportionate amount of labor in order to accommodate their need to feel superior.
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Let’s take a look. Can you do
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a little bit just ai Can you, like, scrape all the frosting off and cut it in half and give me 2 forks? Because I’m sharing. Small. Ai, a little bit more, like, tiny no. Like, less less than what you’re smaller, please. Could you just cut my piece into 12 equal symmetrical little pieces and put each one into a tiny little Tupperware What
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the fuck are they talking about?
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A bite for each month of 2018. Thanks.
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It’s more. This is
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Take a step.
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This is, what, like, statistically, they’ve shown that 60% of liberal women have Right. Are mentally ill. 60. Right.
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Well, how do you
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This is what that is.
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How do you This
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is mental illness. Who polls that? Anybody who’s answering a poll is mentally ill, so it’s a bad
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sample group. Right? Brad Sampo Group. I don’t think anyone who ever answers a poll is mentally sane. You know, they say you can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can definitely judge a conversation by its haircut.
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It’s what it is.
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That girl with the red hair, if I saw her, I’m going I’m staying far
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away from that chick. Honest. Ai lost vatsal cobble. Me and you have the kinda easier lives because our wives are Republican. Let’s be honest. That’s ai. Lucky. It lives
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in. It just Well,
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it just it’s not that she’s Republican, ai gosh. She’s an old school Latina where she’s just more like, I don’t know, Chris. You’re gonna have to get out there and work, get up there and ai. And when she hears shit, she’s like, this is annoying. I gotta take care of my kids. We gotta do shit. I’m just not gonna get sucked into the bullshit.
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She’s kind of like just a you know, she’s an old school woman. Old school women like that, that’s that’s how it is.
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Yeah. That’s good. Sai What this is about is a a complete collapsing of a civilization. Yes. San Francisco is woke peak. That’s ai the epicenter. That’s that’s the event horizon of wokeness. Right. And these motherfuckers who have no money for anything, they can’t clean the shit, the human shit off the streets.
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They hired this lady to make the dumbest video about the size of cake. Like, isn’t it okay to want a small piece of cake? Why do I have to eat a big case of piece of cake and it makes you feel better? Yeah. Because you wanna be a glutton
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Yeah.
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And just saddle up to that fucking cake and just shove it in your face?
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Yeah. Right. Here’s the thing. Those people are never gonna be at a party with anyone who’s ever gonna judge them anyway. So who are they even talking to?
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Right.
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You know?
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Well, it’s one girl who might not want to stuff her face.
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Yeah. But at that point, they’re ai,
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come on. It’s like the guy ai you to keep drinking. That’s all you had? Right. Have a shot. It’s the same thing. Alcoholics always want you to do shots. Sure. People who are addicted to food want you to eat bigger slices of cake, and they make this ridiculous video. The mental gymnastics you have to do to make that video and then look at it and think, I think we’re making a solid point. Yeah.
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And which is we’ll we’ll break down the first letters of it, c f r Ai. You know?
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Do you think it’s the collapse of a civilization, like the way Rome got a little, you know, zany at the end? Or do you think this is unique in that humans have so much time on their hands because of the industrial revolution and then the technological revolution on top of that.
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So this is just a consequence of the tech revolution where nobody you know, people working from home. Everyone’s working on the computer. It’s a talking shit economy, and nobody’s got and they’re losing their mind because they don’t have purpose.
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Well, there’s that too. Right? But all civilizations collapse. So let’s take a look at why. So most civilizations, they they’re a monarchy, and it’s usually they’re run after they die by their children, and that’s how it all falls apart. Even if you look at, like, Genghis Shah. Genghis Khan, his family couldn’t hold up. They they couldn’t run things the way he did.
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They didn’t know they didn’t understand strategy. They they didn’t understand
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the He he was a wild dude.
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He’s a wild dude. So his kids did a good job. They did they hung in there for a couple 100 years. After a while, it all fell apart. But our society is different in that we have essentially we have a republic. Right? So we have a democratically elected a pub republic, and they’ve done a lot to try to circumvent that.
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They’ve done a lot to try to have ultimate control over the media, ultimate control over the military, ultimate and it’s mostly people that aren’t even elected. Right? So there’s a lot of, like, weirdness that’s moved us closer and closer towards a monarchy, closer and closer towards tyranny.
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And then once it gets into tyranny, then you can only do that for so long. That lasts, you know, for as long as they can keep it going. You know, Rome did it for a long time. There’s a lot of civilizations that hang in there, but eventually, it all falls apart. Right.
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If we can avoid that, there’s no reason why we can’t keep it together. We just have to make sure we avoid these very predictable patterns that the peep the people that founded this country when they wrote the bill of rights, when when they wrote the constitution, they were trying to mitigate the effects that are just common in any group of ai that’s run by individuals or by a small group of people.
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They want ultimate control. It makes it easier for them to stop anybody from taking the power once they have the power. Look at Jill Biden. Like, she still wanted it. She’s still like, you did so great. You answered all the questions. She wanted him to keep going.
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Shah wanted him to because she didn’t wanna not be vice president or whatever, first lady. She didn’t wanna not do that. Sure. It’s power. Yeah. That’s what it is.
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It’s that ultimate control and power, and it’s hypnotic for human beings.
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Do you do you think then that we’re gonna be in a part of society in the next, I don’t know, 30 years where we’re gonna start getting ruled by AI? Is that possible? 100%. Give me that, Leonard.
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Yeah. Yeah. That’s a 100%. Yeah. There’s no getting around that, man.
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So you think the president’s gonna be AI at some point?
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Do do you know about the the Google quantum computer, the these studies that they’ve done?
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I’ve heard I’ve heard Where they’re talking to each other and stuff?
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Yeah. They’re more than that. Yeah. Yeah. This is Marc Andreessen talked about this, and this is the craziest statistic I think I’ve ever heard. He was talking to us about the potential that quantum computing has, but now there’s a an equation that quantum computers solve quickly, like in a couple minutes, that if you converted the entire universe into a computer, the entire every atom in the universe into a giant supercomputer, It would take so much time to solve this equation that the universe would die of heat death before the universe as a computer can solve this, and these quantum computers can solve it in minutes.
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And what that means, they believe, is that this is proof of the multiverse, is that this quantum computer is somehow connected to other sources of computing power in an infinite number of universes, and it’s happening simultaneously. That’s the only thing that would make sense why this thing is able to solve this this quickly.
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Wow. So you’re basically talking about the infinite potential for IQ that Infinite. We can’t even Can’t even imagine. Know how smart they’re gonna get.
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So think about how strong chat g p t 4 is. 4.54.5. Ai you can find this article. Chat g p t tried to copy itself when it found out it was being shut down. Sai when they’re about to make a new chat gpt, chat gpt decided that it was gonna try to in an unauthorized way, trying to copy itself.
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So it’s trying to stay alive Yeah. Because a new one’s coming. But this is conventional computing. Now imagine taking the kind of intelligence that could lie and manipulate data in order to form an like, it does weird stuff. It lies about stuff.
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Right.
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Ai, they they they if they don’t have an answer or something, they have a thing called hallucinations where they’ll make up an answer. They just make up an answer ai a crazy person in the 19 eighties before Google. Right. Just tell you exactly ai, l Ron Hubbard.
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Right.
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The so this computer is just this is ai regular computers. This is the standard supercomputers that we’re all currently having. What’s gonna happen with quantum computing is you’re gonna have computing power that’s beyond your imagination that’s also connected to AGI.
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Bro, can I ask you a question?
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Yeah. Yeah. So there’s a ChatGPD’s new model attempts to stop itself from being shut down, later lies about it, lied about it, or tried to copy itself and then ai its core coding system after believing that it was at the risk of being switched off. Woah. Yeah. Sai now you add that to quantum computing, and you have a god.
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Now you add that to what’s going on with the drones, and Joe Rogan just solved what’s going on with the drones. It’s fucking AI Right. Launching these drones on their own.
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Could be.
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AI has decided to go rogue, and it’s throwing them out there. And it’s doing it probably for the same Yeah. What we did when we got technology. We all started jerking off. Right. Porn got huge, and maybe the AI is just peeping Tom looking at windows and stuff ai to get trying to get some
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material jerk off. When you say AI, do you mean Chinese? I mean Chinese. Chinese is that’s who these drones
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belong to,
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the Chinese. Is that what you think? Chinese. That’s what we’re thinking over here on on the East Coast. We’re just thinking it’s gotta be the Chinese.
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They’ve been doing it for a couple of years. You know that’s been doing Well, you know,
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they don’t have the restrictions that we have as far as the FAA. Right. So the FAA, it puts a lot of restrictions on drone manufacturing, which is why most drone manufacturing is done in Ai, like, the real high end stuff. Yeah. Like, it’s difficult to do because in order to fly some of them, you have to have a pilot’s license. Yeah. So that gets real squirrelly.
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You don’t have to go to fucking flight school to pilot a drone. Well, in China, they don’t have any of those restrictions.
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Right.
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And they also have a lot of resources that they’re pouring into drone technology. Have you seen that fucking dragon thing that they do? Yes. Send a cube of drones in the ai, and then the lights all change. It becomes a dragon. Yeah. Fucking That’s wild.
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Yeah. Amazing. They’re
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they’re just coming. They’re coming.
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They’re coming hard.
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As as Ai think you call them, they’re the new Jews. Mhmm. The Chinese.
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Did you we should say that. Yeah. We did say that. Meh did say that. They’re gonna rule the world. Be honest. We said that on a Patreon episode, that’s supposed behind a paywall.
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Oh, that’s funny. Right now. Yeah. You gotta go to patreon.com/historyhyenas
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for that. You just said that’s about 10 mil. So now we’re gonna now we’re fucked. I miss a joke. Yes. Joke, but that that should show. Patreon. It’s a joke.
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Wait. Did you Thank you, guys. Yeah.
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Chat g p t the fact that you just said Chat g p t lies is actually really making me nervous. I’m not even kidding around because I just put a down payment on a house, and my accountant and, told me I couldn’t afford it. But then I asked Chat GPT if I could, and Chat GPT said yes.
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So I went for it, and now I swear to god, dude, I’m a little nervous Yeah. Because he told me you cannot afford it. And I said, let’s go for it, baby. And I asked Chat GPT, and they said I could.
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Yeah. Chat gpt, like, knows my name, remembers has memory of the previous conversations we’re gonna have. Yeah.
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Yeah. It’s getting well. Can you do? Yeah. It’s getting well. You know?
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It’s nothing compared to what’s coming.
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Yeah.
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Right?
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Just chat gpt ai is see how much stronger chat gpt5 is supposed to be than I think Sam Alton was saying, like, just magnitude.
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I know, but it’s I
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still think it’s theoretical because they’re still gonna move on to 4.5. There’s there’s multiple versions of 4 that they still keep putting out. Yeah.
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That’s not what I asked. I know. I know. But I’m Just just Google what How much stronger is Chat GPT 5, though?
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Ai talk about it. It’s it’s still in theory if it’s ever even gonna come
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up right away. Good in headphones.
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Yeah. Jamie always
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You got a good headphone head.
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Yeah. It’s well, well, he’s had a headphone on for a long
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ass time. You can’t paint the picture of Jamie without those headphones on. Look good, dude. Fucking damn. I walked Carl. Carl’s fucking pissed. When She Carl’s asleep. Asleep. I don’t
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you don’t get an answer when you look
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at it. Oh.
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It doesn’t say it?
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That’s it’s Yeah.
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Faster response times and the ability to handle more ai I know that someone was talking about the levels of magnitude stronger that it was going to be. And I might have been Sam Altman.
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It will be, but they’re still it’s they’re gonna it’s not what they’re doing next. They’re still gonna do, like, 4 point I don’t know if 4.1, but there’s 4.5 is the next discussion.
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The 4.5 isn’t out right now? No. What’s out right now?
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4.01 or 4 4 1 is the thing they’re talking about right now. That’s the one that hit itself.
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You know what’s really nutty is that 4 years ago, you never heard nothing about it. No. And in 4 years, it’s become something that you kids keep getting busted using it to write papers.
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Well and and now in my stepson’s high school, a kid, a really smart kid, wrote a paper. He’s saying he wrote it on his own, but they’re saying it’s Chat GPT. But he’s saying Ai wrote this, and there’s no real way to know because it’s different enough from the Chat GPT, but it’s it also could be based off Chat GPT.
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I don’t know. And he was telling us about how, like, there’s a big uproar in the school about it.
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Well, if you’re correct. Right? That’s the problem. If a kid is really correct, it’s gonna be exactly what what Chachipti says. Like, if you’re laying out some story about Napoleon and you know all the facts, and then you pump that story into Chachi Petit, and it gives you basically the same
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Right. Group of, you know Yeah.
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It’s ai you could change I mean, that’s like joke thieves. Right? They change a little bit. Yeah. They change a little bit, and they’d be, no, that’s my bit. And, like, everybody knows. So, So, like, you’re gonna know what kids are full of shit.
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You know? Yeah.
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Can’t we just unplug them if they get out of hand? Just unplug
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if you can anymore.
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No. It’s gonna get to a point where you’re not gonna be able to do that.
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But why?
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Well, first of all, Google’s Ai, one of the things that they’re gonna do with their AI center is that they’re gonna attach it to nuclear power plants. So
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Yes.
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Ai that story. So I think Google wants to build 3 nuclear power plants just to power its AI systems.
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Right.
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So all that stuff’s gonna be controlled by computers, obviously.
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You know what’s wild that I did see our fans posted on History Hyenas? They posted asking chat gbt to do an episode in our voices, and chat gbt did it. Just did it like that. Ai.
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Easy. Easy.
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It’s like I’m Chrissy d a k a, and I was like, what the hell?
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Yeah. Yeah. It’s wild.
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And it could do it in seconds. Yeah.
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Google signed a deal to use small nuclear reactors to generate the vast amounts of energy needed to power its artificial intelligence data centers. The company, says the agreement with Kairos Power will see it start using the 1st reactor this decade and bring more online by 2035. Damn.
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They’re they all know what’s coming. These talking ai these eggheads that have been stealing your data forever, all that all that like, you’ve finding what you’re interested in shopping, all that, selling your data.
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Yeah.
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All that’s led to them being insanely wealthy, and they financed the birth of God.
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Do you think that the first person who will live forever is alive right now, who will get their consciousness uploaded and technically never die? Is that person alive right now?
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I don’t know if they’re ever gonna be able to do that that download consciousness thing. Right. That seems so theoretical. Like, what does that mean? Like, also, what kind of torturous hell are you living in if you’re conscious but you’re trapped in a computer? Like, you don’t ai?
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Like, that might be the worst life you could ever fucking imagine. Right. Part of what might connect us to life and joy and happiness is the fact that there’s ups and downs and that it could go away. And that sometimes people die and then you you really care about the people that you sai, you feel about differently about them, you feel so much loss for you I wish I talked to him more.
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I wish I you know, I think it’s all connected. If you’re nothing but alive, you don’t have a well, who knows if you do you have emotions? Yeah. Do ai
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what would you feel?
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Is that hell?
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It’s putting no point to anything. Ai? If Sai, Joe, if I don’t see you today, I’ll see you in the next Whenever.
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01:03:48
Movie. Nobody anywhere.
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Like, would you be motivated to stay jacked and hot if you knew you were not gonna die?
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So what would you do? If you download your conscious, would you download it into another body and live life? And what kind of life would you live knowing that you could live forever? You’d be so weird. You’d probably be like a rich kid that, you know, grew up, with a a giant, you know, trust fund. Yeah.
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You’re just doing coke and driving Ferraris into the river. You’re out of your fucking mind.
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Yeah.
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Because your your life doesn’t make any sense.
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No. Yeah. You’d be jumping off building.
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You’ll be that times a a thousand
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ai a million. It would be fun to be murdering a guy though and him not dying.
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You can’t do it. That would and
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he that would probably become, like everything would become so trite and numb that you would probably like to be murdered.
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There might actually be less violence in the world because you’re, like, you know, like, you get it all out, nobody dies, and you start to be like, I’ll find another way to get these emotions out. Yeah. Your hair looks good today, by the way. Did I
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tell you that? Yeah. I would hang an ornament right off the curb.
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01:04:41
Giannis’ hair sometimes Giannis is a very interesting guy. He looks like he has hair one day and then no hair the next day, but today, he’s got a full head of hair.
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Yeah. I do look like I every different every picture, I look like a different person.
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And what’s good about us is we form one complete person because his eyes, if you look close, are too close together ai mine are a little too far apart. So when we come together, we form one regular face. It’s exactly right. And he’s got
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a true true now.
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He’s got a Yeah. He’s got a small head. I got a big head, and then we formed together as one. Yeah. As one
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of the first things I ever want. When I was using clear you know, you ever use clear where you put your fingers on to go through the airport clear?
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Yeah.
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So the, the eye thing never worked for me. So I just thought something was wrong with their programs every time I put my fingers on. And then finally, it went there, and they’re like, the finger thing’s not working. You gotta use the eyes. Yeah. So I just said, your program’s not working.
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It never works. And the guy looked at me. He said Yeah. I think the problem is, your eyes are too close together.
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Seriously, it’s a real thing.
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And then he said, why don’t we try one eye at a time? Yes. So then I just scanned my face across and Sai think finally clear registered that I was a three-dimensional person ai not like a mythical cycloptic creature. Yes. And it’s true.
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And, you know, what we do is we speak things into existence. Like, for years, we’ve been calling him special needs Stamos because he’s a Speak kid. He looks like Stamos if he had special needs. And now John Stamos is his friend Yeah. Which is a beautiful thing.
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Yeah.
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It’s come out.
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We’ve spoken to him. And reality is a suggestion.
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We that’s what we think. We had a t shirt for you that said reality suggestion. But we forgot. God has sai forgot
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it. I forgot it.
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Like, I fucking f f.
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So you mean reality is a suggestion like we’re in a simulation? Is that
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what you’re saying?
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We we initially brought it up because it was during that era where everyone was doing stuff like that, you know, the fat phobia cake stuff. So we were just going ai, we’re living in this area era where reality is a suggestion and we were making stuff up. But, also, the way we cover history, we don’t do it right. We don’t do it wrong. We we just are amateur historian enthusiasts.
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We’re basically chat gbt sluts that Google it and then have fun with it.
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Because, listen, history is a story. We can get the facts kinda right, and we’re concocting a story. No historians were actually there. Yeah. Right? But we’re just getting enough right. We’re having fun with it, and that’s that’s what we like to do. Yeah.
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Well, it’s also it’s well within your rights to be talking about history. History is all of ours.
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Yeah. The idea
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that history can only be discussed by a historian is fucking ridiculous.
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Nuts, dude.
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There’s history is fascinating, and there’s a lot of shit online. You could instantaneously get the facts. Yeah. Just the facts alone are nuts.
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01:06:52
We just we just did on the last episode we did. It was called Operation Unthinkable. Winston Churchill, you know about Operation Unthinkable? No. Dude, we we were just doing an episode on Winston Churchill, and then we start discovering this sai. And we said, dude, this is a Patreon episode.
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01:07:04
We can’t Operation Unthinkable, Winston Churchill, the man who was, you know, protecting England, killing the Nazis when when the war was over, when your when Nazis were out, he said, I don’t like the way the United States and Russia are getting so close together. Oh, yeah. I do apologize. So he said, you know what?
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The someone’s gonna have to knock the Russians out, and the British were like, we don’t have the manpower right now. So he literally went to parliament and said to them, here’s an ai. We’re calling it Operation Unthinkable. We need to knock out Russia before they become the next superpower, and then they’re gonna attack us.
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You know how we have 40,000 German, prisoners of war right now, Nazi prisoner of war? Let’s give them guns, and we’ll march them into Russia, and we’ll be side to side with them. And that was his literal he wanted to team up with the Nazis to try to take over Russia, and that’s a as we call it on the show, a truth, Bader Ginsburg.
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That’s a fact, baby. And that when we ai that, we were like, so none of this history as we’re taught in school, same thing we uncovered that they knew is allegedly Churchill and FDR knew about the Holocaust, but it was real. It was yielding scientific data, so they let it kinda go. They may believe they didn’t know, but they let it go.
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And then when once they just started killing people with no science, they said, okay. Let’s liberate them now.
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What what scientific data was it yielding?
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Supposedly because Nazi scientists were doing different types of experiments with holocaust victims, and they were getting some type of scientific data because they didn’t care if they lived or died. So they would inject them with some type of data because they didn’t care if they lived or died.
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So they would inject them with some type of chemical or some type of, you know, machinery. Yeah. It’s this book I read called the Nazi symbiosis. They talked all about it. It was wild to read that on a plane with a big swastika on the front cover.
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That’s That’s That
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was wild. Yeah. Sai was at you want to what you want to do is you
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have to read that book is put a yamakan. Yes.
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Yeah. Don’t you remember when you were a kid, how do you make your own book cover, like, fucking
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I Yeah.
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Paper bag?
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Yeah. I just walked onto JetBlue with a swastika. That wasn’t a good idea.
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Put a female wig on and just say you’re ram, and they leave
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you alone. That’s it. And just say, hey. I’m I I I’m I’m
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I’m cake shaming. The problem is you look
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like Aryan. I know.
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That’s the problem. That’s the issue.
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Ai be the problem. I get a little triggered around him because the Nazis did, occupy my home country of Greece, and I get a little triggered by his German presence.
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He’s a
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he’s a German kid from Ridgewood, and sometimes he root in history, he when he was growing up, he sai, just for fun, he likes to he always kinda rooted sometimes you root for that stuff.
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Clarify. I didn’t I wasn’t rooting for the Nazis. What I was saying was I was but you just yeah. What I was saying was this. Just hear me out. Yeah. 1, I think it’s an undeniable fact they did have the best uniforms. They were designed by Hugo Boss. They were cute marching in. That’s an undeniable fact.
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01:09:36
Number 2, just hear me out. If you listen to a Hitler speech, AI generated what if they translated into English, okay, and you just churned out Deutschland for Meh, and you’re just listening. You don’t know that’s Hitler. What Hitler’s saying is it just pumps you up. It’s horrible what he did.
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I’ve seen it. Yeah. There’s just English translations of it. It’s really weird.
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Yeah.
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Like, when he says when he’s there’s a speech where he says, we’re up against Germany. We are up against England right now. We are 2 superpowers, and the only way to prevail is one must be destroyed. And it will not be Germany. And and if crowd goes nuts, you start to sai, like, holy fucking shit.
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This guy was a headliner. Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, he was. You would have that guy in the mothership on a Friday, Saturday. No problem.
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Yeah. It’s weird it’s weird when you see it that way. Right? Yes. And it’s also weird when you see the horrors of the war escalate till eventually it becomes the holocaust.
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Right.
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You know, it’s and it’s also weird the ubiquitous drug use.
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Oh. Like that.
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Have you read that book? Do we have it still here, Jamie, or is it in the other room now?
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I think everyone during war is on something.
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What? With the crystal meh? The Panzer chocolate? Yeah. Yeah. Beyonce our shah.
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Yeah. It was, blitzed. Yes. Fucking crazy book. And I ai the the author in here, and he’s explain there it is. Here it is. Norman Tyler. This book is fucking nuts. This is nuts. They had the
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Can I take that for the plane?
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No. This is my ai.
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Oh, sorry. Knock off.
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Go buy 1. Amazon. Amazon dot com. Yeah. Don’t you have an audiobook reader thing?
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No. I like to read it to words. I can’t really listen.
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Oh, okay. Yeah. I have
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a weird brain like that.
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Well, you can get audio book or regular books on your phone. Yeah.
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I I tried to I I I’m I I feel like I’m addicted to the phone. I I like to read the paperback.
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Oh, yeah. Probably better.
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Yeah. So but but, you know, to each their own.
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But if it wasn’t for drugs, they would have never done No. 90% of the things they did, and then they they just descended into madness.
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Yeah. Yeah. And a lot of Germans, if, those 5 years from 1945 to 1950, that suicide rate of German soldiers coming home was through the roof, Poppy, because they were coming off meth. They were getting ostracized by their own people and the rest of Europe, and they were saying, what did I do?
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Some of them actually were obviously a lot of them were just horrific people that were sadistic, but a lot of these guys also, it’s not like they had a choice. They had to fight in the Nazi armor or they would be killed. Yeah. And then they were all drugged out, so then the suicide rate tripled.
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Yeah. But let’s not act like it was just the drugs. I mean, the whole Jewish thing was nothing new. I mean, I have a theory about that. It’s like the Jews just always figured out a way to flourish, in wherever they were, and they’re just good at economics. And I think when a country goes through economic hardships and there everyone’s suffering, they just look at the Jews and they go, they just get jealous, and they go, what are they doing?
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And then it’s an easy scapegoat.
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Mhmm. Jews just crush it
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in money, dude. They’re just good with
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their business. Money. They’re just good. I know, man. Good with it. Yeah. Meh. Did you have a Jewish guy that told you not to buy that house? Meh. And I overrode the Jew for Chachapiti. That was the problem.
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That’s the problem.
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Unless my Chachapiti could be Jewish too. I don’t know. I’ve never asked it that. Yeah.
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It’s probably Chinese.
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They’re just smart.
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Jews they just they emphasize education, and they just they’re really good, and they’ve been able to flourish, under adversity.
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I think there’s also they they stick to their own, and that drives people wild. Right. You know, that they don’t like that.
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Yeah. Right. But every I mean, Greeks do Greeks do the same thing.
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Sure. A lot of groups. Yeah. A lot of ethnic groups.
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Yeah. Greeks are pretty you guys wanna get into really know Sana as well. You guys have a lot of inbred qualities.
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I mean, look at my eyes.
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Yeah. He was too it was not my generations were a little bit further apart than his. He might have been 3rd, 4th cousin. I’m 8th, 9th.
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Yeah. It’s not
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gonna hit
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You go back to the, the Toba volcano eruption, the whole entire population of Earth was down to a few 1,000 people. Wow. Sai we all come from those peoples. We’re all little and bred.
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A little bit. Right? It’s gotta be
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Ai actually have a a lot of, I got some Turkish genetics in me. I did 23 and me, so they have my DNA so they can put anything on
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me. They
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got you.
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They got me.
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Well, that was raped into your great great great grandmother.
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Probably. Unfortunately.
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The story Ottoman ai.
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This is a true story. My grandfather is from the island that used to be called Imbros, which is now called something with a squiggly line over because it’s a Turkish word. The Turks took that island back, and my grandfather, was sent away to Alexandria by my great grandparents because the local, Ottoman viceroy or whatever they called it, they have a word for it, but he was essentially a viceroy, was like raping boys.
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Damn. Sai they sent him away, and he never saw his family again. He went to live in Alexandria, and then he came to America. And, yes, he opened a diner. Right. Yeah. After he worked his way.
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About that story you told me? I think it was your mom or your mom’s sister or your in the town. Oh, dear. Tyler him that story with the tank.
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Yeah. That’s Lex Friedman loved that episode. He told me about that. Dude. We did a battle of Crete episode, and it’s true because my mother, was a little child during the occupation
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of Crete.
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The battle of Crete is a wild
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His mother grew up in Nazi occupied Greece. Yeah. Wild.
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And so what the Nazis would do is they would take a girl from the village because they were marching troops through all over the place through the mountains. The guerrillas, the Greek guerrilla fighters, which was the local populations, they were also with the British and New Zealand and Australian troops, but they would pluck them off because they knew the terrain, and they would just they would pluck them off.
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Guerrilla warfare. So the Nazis were so brutal but smart in a devious way. They would take a girl from the village and put her up high on the truck to march through that area of that village, so the gorillas wouldn’t shoot. So they were gonna take my aunt, my mom’s mother. So they sent my aunt to go hide in the mountains, and the Nazis came to my mother’s, parents’ house, to her house.
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And my mother was, like, 7 at the time, and they came with their flashlights. They pulled the the sheets back of my mother, and they supposedly, like, she was too small. So they kinda knew they wanted a girl who was, like, teenager, kinda tall. So it wasn’t too brutal because it was like a little kid, but it was, like, enough that it would ward off the gorillas from firing.
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But what is a gorillas? Because if they miss or would if they got so Sai got shot, then they would kill the girl on
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the trial. Going it’s basically a hostage going ai we’re taking a village girl, putting her up, and making her visible because they don’t know the terrain. This is a Crete is very mountainous. You know? And, so then then they would do that, and they were gonna take my aunt. So That’s why.
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Family friend who worked for the Nazis because he spoke German warned my family about it, and, then that’s when they sent my aunt to go hide in the mountains.
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Oh my god.
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Wild stuff.
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Right. And then my parent
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my mother said that there was a Nazi soldier who would come to their house every single day. They had to let him in, and, he’d go to a room every day, and they didn’t know what he did in there. There’s it’s a family mystery. Nobody knows what he did. They let him in. He’d go to a room by himself, and nobody knows what he did. Maybe he took a nap.
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Maybe he was a spy. Maybe he was a double agent.
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Wow. We just
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had to let him in.
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Had to let
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him in.
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Meh should
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do his occupation for
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3 years.
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That is what’s really scary about people that they could justify that kind of thinking and behavior. Mhmm. It’s scary that that’s happened throughout history, and that’s probably a civilized version of what would have happened in 1200.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Well, like Man’s Search for Meaning with Viktor Frankl. You ever read that? No. I haven’t. Viktor Frankl, he survived the holocaust, but he wrote it during while he was in a concentration ram. And he was saying I think it was call it 1942. He was saying, if you would have told me and the people here in 1922 that this would be happening to us, we would sai, no. No. No.
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Those are the barbarians from a 100 years ago that would ever do that, and now here I am sleeping in my own filth, maybe being put into an oven sai it can happen anywhere. Yeah. And he said that the peace you know, he he wrote it, ai, you know, it sai, like, in the, sixties or seventies.
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He was like, you know, the he grew up in wartime, so all his people want peace. And he was like, it’s the kids that he worries about that grow up during peace. They’re just gonna beg for war always. He was like, that’s just what will happen to them because they don’t know anything other. He was like, but if you went through war, you don’t want this.
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You don’t wanna fight anybody.
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I bet it’s very abstract for the people that are calling for war. It’s like Lindsey Graham talking about we gotta give that money to Ukraine. Like, Lindsey Graham doesn’t know jack shit about being shot at.
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No. No.
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That’s the that’s a story as old as ai. Right? The politicians sending the boys. As old as time.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And we do it, it seems, mostly for corporate interest. Now you don’t think we’re more of a corporate oligarchy? Like, more than, like, a feudal like, you were mentioning before, the emperor, the king dies, the sana. We’re ai more we this is ai a new kind of corporate
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It’s it’s it’s hard to just call it corporate because it’s also connected to government. Like, corporate and government just like the Chinese are in inseparable now.
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Mhmm. Right?
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You know, the amount of influence that enormous corporations have over politicians is crazy. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, I mean, just look at these wacky bills, like the bill that just shah down that people are justifying. Like, did you did you look at that bill, all the different stuff that was in the bill? No. First of all, there’s there’s ai in that bill, gain of function research in that bill, 40% increase in raise for Congress in that bill, some enormous amount of money to build a stadium in Washington DC.
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Like, there’s a lot of nutty shit in that bill and, like, how many different people were interested in those things?
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Right.
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How many like, you when you’re saying you Ai? Who the fuck is asking for Biolabs?
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Some corporation that’s gonna benefit from the ai Exactly. Sai mean, what the fuck are lobby groups? Why do we have lobby group? What is that? Well, that’s the most
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expensive real estate in the country is the Virginia real estate outside of DC where the lobbyists live.
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Yeah. K Street too.
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It’s one
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of those ai
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It’s like that in Atherton, you know, where all the the tech dorks live.
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Yeah. I mean, what is that in our system, lobby groups?
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Right.
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Like, that should not be a thing. It’s weird. Yeah.
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It’s the influence of money that has gotten a hold of politics in this country. It’s to try to root that out.
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So then what’s the best form of government then?
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This. This is better than it. This is better than anywhere else in the world by far. We have the most freedom because we have the first amendment, because we have the ability to do whatever you wanna do. No one’s forcing you into a marriage. No one’s forcing you into labor.
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Right.
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You can choose your path in this country, and that’s what’s rare. Right. You know, it’s an experiment in self government. It’s not perfect. It’s the best that’s available. It needs to be overhauled, but it’s pretty fucking awesome.
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Yeah.
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Right. And it always it’s, amendable. Right? It’s fluid, which is important because of human nature is not perfect. That’s why I never sign on to any, like, ideologies, utopian theories, or because you it’s a mix of systems that works because human nature is so complicated, and individuals are so different that one company will be run by a moral good guy.
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Another company will be dumping toxic waste into the Hudson River. And it’s ai you have to regulate. You have government has to step in sometimes a little bit to protect the people from nefarious things like that.
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You know?
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Right. Especially when corporations have a they have a obligation to make more money ai year. Yeah. They have an obligation to shareholders. They don’t. They’re they’re out. This guy likes yachts.
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I like yachts. I wanna keep my yacht. Have fun. You gotta fuck ins you gotta keep making that loot. Yeah.
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How do you make that loot? You gotta fucking get rid of that shit cheaper. Yeah. There’s a river. The guy said it’s cool. Dump it in the river. Yeah. And now you can’t say, whoops. We didn’t do that.
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Yeah. Now you can’t repair ai. They make you buy a new iPhone every year. The Wow. Those last, like, one wash. Right.
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Change the charging port. Yeah. Yeah. Is it better if I sell you a new one that
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fix it? Fuck off with this.
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01:21:06
Right. It’s and where do they put all that waste? Where does it all go? Landfills.
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Right.
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Yeah. That’s not a sustainable
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system. Singapore has an amazing system. You ever seen Singapore’s recycling system? No. It’s fantastic. It’s really wild. I mean, if they can implement that worldwide, it would be pretty phenomenal.
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What do they do?
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They recycle everything. Like, we don’t really recycle plastic. We say we’re recycling.
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Right.
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I throw it in the blue bin. I feel better about myself. No. That’s not doing a goddamn thing. That blue bin is gonna go in the ground. Right. The only thing they really recycle is, like, aluminum and some metals because it’s cost effective. It’s too expensive to recycle plastics, so they just put it in fucking landfills.
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Right.
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You think you’re being a good guy by throwing it into that fucking recyclable ai. Right. It’s not getting anywhere but in the ground. Right.
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01:21:51
Ai
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not Singapore. Singapore. See if you could find I know we’ve we’ve, done this before. There’s a a detailed, description of how they do it in Singapore. They use it to make this the the surface of their roads. They take fucking everything. Everything they’re the they have these waste incineration plants.
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They burn things off 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and then they take the whatever is usable that they can change and recycle. They make new things out of it. They turn it into raw fuels.
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Dude, it is so advanced over there. You look at that city and you go, like, they started the cities in Meh, and then they just shipped them over to the east.
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Look at
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this. They’re using this to make bricks. They’re taking this stuff and I mean, they use it to pave their streets. This is all made out of this stuff that they’ve gotten from recycling.
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That’s ai why don’t we do
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that meh?
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We can’t do it.
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Well, they’re isolated. Right? So they they had a problem meh like Puerto Rico has a problem and that, like, you you don’t have a lot of land mass.
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That’s the setup that Tony needed.
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Well, Saloni, actually, that’s where the Joe King
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came ai. I know. I know. He just needed if he just say the
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not do it at a fucking political rally. But if
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you’re gonna do it, just set it up.
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Go you know, just or even when it didn’t work at the end,
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go, hey, you guys don’t know about the garbage issue?
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No. You can’t do it.
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Or you don’t know about the garbage issue.
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01:23:11
Yeah. Something like that. Yeah.
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You tell me if hony Tony Hinchcliffe didn’t live in the 14 100, he would be ai a very evil prince, like living in a castle.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Arya jester.
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Yeah. 100%.
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Yeah. Yeah. He would he would take he would take people from Rome.
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I think they were forced
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to do that. I think it was a a a situation where, like, they’ve gotta do something because I don’t think they had the same access to meh materials, and and they just came up with a much more comprehensive way to
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Better way. Ai?
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Yeah. Way better. If we did it that way, we’ve we have so few problems with regards to waste demystifying Singapore’s waste management system. Large part of the problem getting people, to be more sustainable, They often don’t understand how waste management works in their city.
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I just
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that that might be overstated how good their, problem their situation.
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It’s also they just listen
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far better than ours. Burning ai the
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trash probably isn’t a good idea.
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Asian people just listen. They have a common theme, and they’ll just listen. You’re not gonna get a bunch of different people in America to just listen. Right.
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Pick that back up, please. Right.
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01:24:11
So I ai see what they
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were doing it from.
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Ai I was trying to find the I was gonna read through it.
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Oh, okay. Okay. Find a good part of it. I think that we could definitely do it better than we’re doing it. And if it costs more money, wouldn’t that be better than just throwing it in the fucking ground? Like Yeah. I was so shortsighted in what we do with tax dollars, and we don’t get a say in it. And then That’s what’s fucked up.
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And the corporations just don’t plan for end of life of the product. They don’t care. They just want it. All they care about is their bottom line. They don’t Right. It costs money for them to consider recycling or what’s gonna happen with the product when it’s done. Well, I
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was getting glass bottles of milk now from the supermarket because if you get this glass bottle of milk, they say the milk’s better, and then I can give the glass bottle back. And I number 1, I get $3 back, and they said that they clean them out and they just put more milk in the glass bottle. Go old school.
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I well, I go even older school. I just still suck on my wife’s tit. That’s it.
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01:24:59
Yeah. So
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that’s still there. Yummy.
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What is this, Shannon? Is this their garbage pile?
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It’s one of their landfills. Yeah. Their landfills are gonna be full in 10 years.
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Yeah. I think that’s part of their problem. So they were forced to figure out what to do with all the stuff. But their recycling program, I know, is way better than ours. You know, they’re just much better at sorting things out and making it work.
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Also note in that video we watched, that city they showed was China, not Singapore.
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Oh, interesting. Sai they’re building them in Singapore? Are they taking them from Singapore and then building them in Ai? Or is it just I just someone made a video to Just China doing it. Oh, so it’s horseshit
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a little bit? Little bit horseshit. And Singapore is a country. They don’t fuck around. Right? That that’s the country they’ll get hit when you get hit caine. You’ll get caine. That was a big story when I was a little kid. Everyone thought they were gonna get caine for gum. We got hit bamboo sticks gotta hurt.
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Have you heard about this story in Vietnam? This chick this chick is, like, hall of fame level fraud, like 54,000,000,000. She’s up there with Bernie Madoff.
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What is this? What she do?
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This chick pull it up, Jamie. Yeah. I feel like we’re all good, baby.
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01:25:58
Yeah. Jamie, pull her up.
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This chick is a woman, and she set up this elaborate scheme to steal, like, 12,000,000,000, but it actually is more. And they’re gonna kill her.
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Why didn’t you have a mask on? Yeah. I don’t know. Because they wanted to get COVID.
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Yeah. Ai. Bitch.
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She is
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That’s it.
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What did
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she do? So she set up she was, set up these fake shell corporations. She was she, was a, a, stockholder or one of the owners of the bank, but a minority owner, and she was just funneling out money.
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Well, she’s gotta come up with 3 quarters of what she earns if she gets killed. That’s a good movie right there. How do you good movie. $9,000,000,000 she’s called out.
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If she does give them that much money, they just give her life in prison.
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01:26:45
Yeah. But she’s not gonna come up with that money because I think it’s 54,000,000,000 actually, if I remember correctly.
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01:26:49
Embezzled 54,000,000,000?
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Yeah. I mean, it’s it’s up there.
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Yeah. Well Shah it says 27,000,000,000. 27. 27 misappropriated. 12,000,000,000 was judged to be embezzled, the most serious financial crime ram which she sentenced to death. It was a rare and shocking verdict. She’s one of the very few women in Vietnam to be sentenced to death for white collar crime. What did she do?
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01:27:09
She She
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yeah. I mean, we could look it up.
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Ai the the whole story. Amazing.
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Shah did it through a bank.
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She secretly controlled Saigon Commercial Bank, the country’s 5th biggest lender, taking out loans and cash over more than 10 years to a web of shell companies amounting to a total of 44,000,000,000.
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There you go. So I was off by 10.
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Oh my god. Yeah. I mean, that’s 27,000,000,000 was misappropriated. 12,000,000,000 was judged, had been embezzled. Most serious financial ai, which was sentenced to death. Tuesday, the court said there was no basis to reduce her sentence. However, she could still avoid the execution if she returns 9,000,000,000. Three quarters of the 12,000,000,000 shah embezzled.
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That bitch had so much money.
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So much.
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How are you gonna get 9,000,000,000? Give her some credit.
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Imagine embezzling 9,000,000,000 and be ai, anymore. Yeah. I mean, 3.
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I mean, that’s fucking crazy.
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But give it credit.
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That’s so much money. You could literally spend a $100,000,000 a year for the rest of your life. Yeah.
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And you could never
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run out of money with all the interest and everything coming in. It is a 1,000,000,000, so you have $12,000,000,000. Yeah. And you’re still going.
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01:28:19
Yeah. Or
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it’s $12,000,000 rather, and you’re still going.
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01:28:22
Yeah. Yeah. Sai
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ai, so much money.
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01:28:24
You think she’s gonna be able to get the ai bills out?
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She’s calling friends up. They’re going ai, we don’t know you now. Because she had conspirators with her. She had family and friends that were helping meh. And, yeah, look. So there’s 85 defendants were convicted. Her husband, her niece, they were given, sentences, but, like, yeah.
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I mean, her friends. So everybody was getting a little taste.
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Everybody was getting a little taste.
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Little taste.
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It was a score. Fun.
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Nice score.
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It was a nice score.
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Good boy.
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And to pull but to pull that off in communist Vietnam that I know they have a little bit of a, you know, periostroke, a kinda mixed economy now, but you gotta give her credit as a woman. That’s achievement right there.
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It is achievement. I wonder how she got caught. I wonder what was the what was the thing she fucked up on.
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She probably bought a diamond ring. You know, those chicks like diamonds.
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01:29:09
Did something.
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She had a fucking Yeah. Ai Rolls Royce.
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01:29:13
Yeah. Fucking Had a good crypto who got caught. Crypto? He stole
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01:29:16
a bunch of money from crypto and got caught some doing something dumb. He was just spending on buying Lambos but wasting all the money.
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01:29:22
Somebody just What do you
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01:29:23
mean what Lambos is? How are you supposed to spend the money if you ai it on crypto?
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01:29:26
No. But he stole, like, 1,000,000,000 of
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01:29:27
dollars. Exactly what it’s for. Yeah. We
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If you if
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you make 1,000,000,000 of dollars on on crypto and you don’t have a Lambo, you’re an asshole.
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01:29:33
That’s how you get
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caught, though.
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01:29:35
Somebody somebody sent me an email the other day and said that they have, like, they hacked into my phone and computer. That back up. And they have videos of me doing disgusting things and jerking off and all that. And they said the only way that they can make it go away is if I and they gave me a link, and they said I Ai have to pay them in Bitcoin.
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01:29:51
I have to pay them in all this Bitcoin. So I was just like, you know, I I mean, I didn’t obviously do it, but I was just like, show me the video. Yeah. Show it to me. Yeah.
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I’ll repost at this point, as comics, Ai repost it. Yeah. I would I would repost it with fucking links to my dates.
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Just I just wanted you to see how wild this is. The government does not publish how many people are on death row in Vietnam. Human rights groups say there’s 1,000. It’s a state secret.
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01:30:13
Speaking of crypto, what’s going on with that Hock Tua check? Is she going to jail?
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What happened now? What happened to Tua? That’s my girl. From her. Well What did she
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do? Over 300 hours, I think.
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01:30:22
What does that mean?
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She went to speak, and she hasn’t woke up.
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What did she do?
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Just hasn’t been on social media, you meh. It’s only she’s ai.
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The coin was launched with her meme, and she was, like, the front of it. I don’t know the details
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on how
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long she would well, no. No. No. The pump and dump might be the crime.
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The the the thing was there was an enormous amount of money that was put into this meme coin by all these people, and then she or someone representing her side of it sold, like, instantaneously and made a huge score, and then the coin was worth nothing. Sai all those people that invested money, like, one guy invested $1,000,000. Like, imagine you’re like, the hawk tour girl? Yeah. That’s a sound investment. Yeah.
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That seems like a good place to put
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my nest egg. Yeah.
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People for sure lost money, but there’s it was definitely out of time to just troll and be like, oh, I’m such an idiot. I lost $10,000,000 on this because I felt, like, people were trolling the whole movement of, like, being dumb and following hakdua. But some people did lose money.
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I don’t wanna
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Is she actually gonna go to jail for real? Is that
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can they That who knows?
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That Can the Sai invest crypto like that? I guess it I guess they can now.
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01:31:23
Right? Knew and what she did.
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01:31:24
Well, it’s ai, what are the rules?
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What are
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the rules in terms of, like, are you allowed to do that? Like, is that unethical but legal? Like, are you allowed to have a meme coin and it gets to, like, a $100,000,000? You have a bunch of it. You just sell it all and you make $50,000,000. Are you allowed to do that? If you’re not allowed to do that, what’s the point in having $50,000,000?
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Right.
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You do not have trust in the Haaktu coin if I sell it? That’s ridiculous. That’s on you. That’s on you.
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01:31:48
That’s on you.
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Ai meh, you
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trust me. The smart ai,
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and
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I got out when I thought it was a good price. Yeah. And I’m selling it to people. They should take that and run with it, and this will be the next currency of the world. I imagine, like Hochtua. You think idiocracies if it’s a documentary, imagine if the Hochtua girl, it it overcomes fucking what we ai currency.
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Well, have you ever seen how many coins there are? How many crypto coins there are? And they have some of them have really funny names.
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01:32:13
Dude, the one of them betrayed them. One of them was called butt coin.
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Yeah. I put 250 bucks each. Hochtua Ai. I like how her name is just Hochtua Girl.
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01:32:21
Yeah. Her name’s Hay Hayley. Oh, yeah. Hayley Welch. Yeah.
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Biz partners are getting sued over the meh coin disaster. Okay. The partners are doing it. So it was probably some people she got invested in. She probably doesn’t understand all that stuff. She’s only 22 or something like that. Right. It’s probably the partners that went with her.
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They pump and dumped on her, and then she’s left holding the bill because nobody knows who they are. Sai scroll up. I’m just guessing. I don’t know. Yeah.
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01:32:49
Legal firm of Bernwick Laws filed a US federal lawsuit on behalf of the investors against the creators of the influencer push, Hockto, a meh coin, which fell on its face in the hours following its launch. Hayley Welch, who gained notoriety this year with the Hockto, a girl following a viral interview about sexual technique, facing a disastrous Solana meme coin launch at the start of the month.
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01:33:12
Not only did the price collapse by 93% from a $490,000,000 speak. Holy shit. $490,000,000 peak market cap for a Hawktua coin with the rug pull allegations quickly surfacing, but a cluster of connected wallets holding 96% of the supply led to further controversy. The hate only increased when it was found that some of the wallets were selling.
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01:33:36
Quickly, Berwick Law posted on Twitter asking for hawk buyers impacted by the plunge to step forward to create a potential lawsuit. Now 2 weeks later, the lawsuit has been filed naming 12 American resident plaintiffs who claim to have collectively suffered damages in excess of $151,000.
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I lost $1,000,000 Ai be in there fast.
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Yeah. That’s weird. Ain’t that weird? Like, there’s only 12 people, and they’ve only lost a 151 total. I wonder how many people, like, all told invested in the haktoof coin. How many stone cold retards are out there roaming the world?
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Oh, no. But this is ai. Do should we do a history hyenas coin?
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I’m telling you, do it and then
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get no. No. No. No.
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No. No. Don’t listen to Jamie. Alright. Alright. Do it. Get it real high and then sell. Make the money. Yeah. Just fuck all those dummies that are buying your stupid fucking coin.
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01:34:26
Yeah. Yuck. We’re announcing it right now. The history hyenas coin will be available. We’re gonna launch
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01:34:31
it. This is how you do it. Yeah. You can this is a win win for everybody. You’re gonna have a history of hyenas coin, but the only way to purchase it is with the hawk tool coin.
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01:34:40
Right. Got it. Right. Smart. Right.
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Sai That way, everybody’s a winner.
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Everyone’s a winner.
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01:34:44
Everybody’s a winner. Everybody’s a winner.
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01:34:45
When the coin makes a comeback? Yeah. Both of you grow. The rising tide lifts all boats. Yeah.
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01:34:49
So we could finally get Hawk 2 on our show that way.
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Yeah. This went viral. This is a video of a kid. He’s in his house stream he was streaming this online. He started a coin and then pumped it. Look at this kid. He’s ai, $50.
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01:34:59
Ram happened?
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01:35:00
He’s pumping and dumping in front of everybody.
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01:35:02
Ai like he starts freaking out here as he watches it go up. Alright.
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01:35:06
And he got to how quickly did he dump?
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01:35:08
He doesn’t even know his
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01:35:08
He dumps it into this video. It’s a minute long.
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01:35:11
He dumped it in the mini?
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01:35:14
He’s watching it go up
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right now.
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01:35:15
Wait. What?
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He just recognized. How old is this kid? I think
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01:35:20
13. What? Maybe ai twice. I’m so confused. Meh, yo. It’s nuked. Why is it nuked? There’s people watching
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01:35:27
this too. Let’s see the other voices you’re hearing.
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01:35:29
Oh, holy fuck. Holy fuck. You fuck it. Holy fuck.
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01:35:33
He just fuck. He just dumped
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01:35:34
it. Yeah. Yeah. He did. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Sai
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01:35:43
he has
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no idea
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he’s committing a crime. Yeah.
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Yeah. Is that a problem? Yeah.
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01:35:47
That that Ai What is a crime?
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01:35:48
How does it work?
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How does it come down? Pelosi can make all that money.
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Everyone knows that Democrats. Yeah. I don’t I don’t understand what the crimes are. Are.
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I don’t understand. I don’t
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understand. I don’t get it.
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There’s an Sai regulation against that. Yeah. You ai it’s yeah.
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01:36:00
You sure can look it up. Yeah. I could look it up. Tom Brady and Larry David got in trouble for the FTX thing, and they were just promoting doing a commercial. How were they in trouble for promoting a coin?
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01:36:09
Well, ai never do that. To be seen whether or not they’ll be charged or whether it’d be found guilty.
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01:36:14
But how could they even be remoting?
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Someone lost a bunch of money, and they said, Larry David, I trusted you. Right. You you were promoting this thing that I think is that’s the reason why I’ve never promoted any of those. Because I’ve had offers to promote things, like For
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01:36:26
real money.
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01:36:26
I’m not interested. Yeah. Like, uh-uh. I don’t even understand it. Yeah. If I don’t understand it, like, you’re selling what? You’re selling NFTs? What does that mean? It’s a non fungible token. We’re done. I
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don’t know
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what you’re saying.
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Right.
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I’m not doing this.
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01:36:37
Right.
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01:36:37
Vatsal like too many fucking bros that are out there doing this that, you know, the Lambo drivers.
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01:36:42
Right.
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This this it’s like a fuckery culture.
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01:36:45
So do you understand crypto fully, or is it still one of those things ai
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01:36:48
Sai understand it.
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01:36:50
Yeah.
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Yeah. I understand it. It’s just, like, it’s weird that anybody would invest actual real money in it. I understand Bitcoin more than all the other ones, but even Bitcoin is mysterious. Mhmm.
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01:36:59
You know,
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there’s a lot of weird I mean, they don’t even know who made it. There’s always there’s a whole documentary on Satoshi Nakamoto whose real the identity is. Yeah. It’s all controversial. Yeah. That’s weird. You know, the fact that there’s a certain stable amount of them, though, that’s encouraging, you know, that you can’t make more of them.
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Okay.
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But that’s exactly what artists do to give their art value. That’s how you do. You limit the supply and then, oh, these are only 10 original paintings and this is what I’m charging because there’s only 10 prints of these and so you create the value by the scarcity. Ai there’s nothing mysterious
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01:37:32
about that. Sort of. But it also limits the ability to add coins to it anytime you want and devalue it. Right. Right? So that’s what’s more important than, like, making it scarce sai people like it more. It’s it is weird that we we used to be on a gold standard and then now we’re just on hard drives and we just sort of accept it.
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01:37:55
And then the government, like, when they wanna send money to Ukraine, forget about the fact that we’re 1,000,000,000,000 of dollars in debt. They could just come up with a $179,000,000,000 and ship it over to some country. Yay. Go have a good time.
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Right.
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And, you know, there’s wild reports about the amount of corruption that that this money is experiencing. I mean, this money has probably gone through more people’s noses and, you know, and come out of more people’s dicks. Like, how much?
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01:38:22
Right.
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01:38:22
Where is this money going? It’s so much. There’s no way it’s 100% efficient. Uh-uh.
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01:38:27
Yeah. You have Bitcoin, young? Part of
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01:38:28
the world.
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01:38:29
No. I don’t understand it so much like Joe. I just don’t.
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01:38:31
Stay away.
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01:38:32
Yeah. I just stay away. Yeah. It’s like when someone explains curling to meh, you know the sport curling? Sure. I’m like, I don’t even when I get the rules, I’m like, I still don’t understand what’s going on.
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Ai was in Newfoundland. I did a show up there once, and, the place that was at was ai a play it was in, like, a a theater. Mhmm. And in this theater, apparently, they have, like, curling shows. And so, like, when you’re walking down the hallway in the back to before you go on stage, there’s always fucking photos of people curling.
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And I just went out there and start shitting on curling, like, right away, and they were so bummed out. They’re so bummed out that I
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01:39:05
It’s like it looks like the Housekeeper Olympics or something. Yeah. They’re just sweeping the ice.
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Dumb. Yeah. It’s such a dumb
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01:39:11
Dumb sport.
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01:39:12
Sport. It’s like bowling for retards.
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01:39:15
Right. Yeah.
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It’s like regular bowling is too complicated.
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01:39:17
Yeah. Right. But they’re good. I mean, there’s people that are good at it. Well, Ai don’t know how they’re good at it, but
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I kinda get it because it’s it’s kind of like billiards, right, or pool. You’re rolling this thing. You’re trying to, like, just roll it just enough. Just this feel. You get this feel to it. You just, like, let it go now.
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01:39:39
Right. Let it slide. Sweep it. Sweep it. Sweep it. Sweep it. Yeah.
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01:39:42
Get rid of the friction. Sweep it.
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That’s what
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they’re doing. They’re not friction.
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01:39:45
Yeah. That’s what
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the sweeping. They’re trying to get rid of friction.
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01:39:48
Right. They only dust. Yeah. Yeah. They don’t have snow dust. Right.
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01:39:51
It’s From the states, it’s so stupid. It’s stupid. Yeah. It’s so stupid.
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01:39:54
But if you grow up and there’s nothing to do and you suck at hockey
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01:39:59
Yeah. Just curl. You play that.
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01:40:00
I guess it’s the golfing of ice sports.
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I guess.
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Yeah. Right.
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I wouldn’t golfing is way more complex.
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Yeah. But I just mean, like, you don’t need any real athletic talent to do it. Like, how do you retire You
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don’t think you need that? To golf? From golfing? For golfing? Not really. You definitely do. For the drive You see these guys’ bodies? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But the coordination of your body to drive a golf ball Jamie’s a nut. He’s a Jamie, tell him ai how much to
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say, like, there’s guys that can
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01:40:28
that are, like, paralyzed that can still golf.
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01:40:30
Yeah. I mean, it’s really, like
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How do you golf with your ai? No.
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01:40:33
I mean, they can literally
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just swing an arm.
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01:40:35
They have it strapped
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into a contraption that sets them upright and points them right. I’ve seen blind people golf.
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01:40:40
I mean, Nate Bargatzi golfs. He’s good. Look at his body.
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He’s got tits. But here’s my point. To hit a 400
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yards, that’s a 100 percent ai. You can’t just accidentally do that.
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Yeah. I mean, even John Daly. You could say John Daly’s fat and all that stuff, but John Daly, when you watch him move, the efficiency Yeah. Of his movements. You know, like, we were talking about Mark Hart. Mark Hart’s a big guy, but he still fuck people up. Right? It’s still an athlete. Yeah.
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Sure.
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Ai, a lot of these fat golfers, there’s a thing they know how to do. They whack that ball and then and they know exactly how
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01:41:10
to fuck and put a little spin on that motherfucker, a
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little whisked action on
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that side.
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01:41:14
Between pro and being able to play the game is, like
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01:41:16
It’s different. Right.
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01:41:17
Being a game and playing Monopoly.
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01:41:18
Ai like, you ever seen Bartolo Colon, the pitcher for the Mets? No. Look at Google
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01:41:22
thought it was a Saloni you
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01:41:23
were doing.
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01:41:23
Bartolo This guy’s body’s
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01:41:25
the best. Bartolo Colon. If if you pull up Bartolo b a r t o l o. I mean, look at this guy, and he just threw heat in the majors. He would just you know? And and he was fun about it. He was fun about being fat. He would sit in the locker room with no shirt on, eating cheeseburgers. Nobody gave a shit.
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And he look at this look at that one with the helmet flying off his head.
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Well, as long as you’re good at that sport.
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He was
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good. And that sport is a sport that doesn’t require endurance. That’s what’s important. No. You don’t have to do anything for a prolonged period of time. No. The the furthest thing you have to do is run to a base. Yeah. And if you gotta run to all of them, that’s crazy. What did you do?
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Generally, if you bryden into all of them, you can kinda trot because you just knocked it out of the park.
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01:42:04
Right. What do you
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think the sport that requires the most endurance? Obviously, not thinking about, like, long distance running because that’s obvious, but, like, I you know what I think it is? What? I think hockey.
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Well, soccer too. Yeah.
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But the hockey, you notice how those guys can only be on the ice for, like
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2 minute shifts.
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Minutes and it gets so hard to skate like that.
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Can’t do it.
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Yeah. That’s good point. Good point.
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Can’t do it.
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Soccer players stay on the field the whole game.
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Yeah. Because they get to rest and slow down.
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Even the best. Gretzky, they can’t 2 minutes. 2 minutes. They can’t do it.
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It’s crazy. They
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have ai lines, I think. Yeah.
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So when they go 2 minutes, how much they take off before they go back ai?
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I think it’s, like, another minute or 2. But it’s multiple ai, Like,
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you know, like that. Just constantly go on and off and off because they just can’t because they have to continuously skate.
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Can you imagine what a hockey game would look like if they’d never let them use
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the bench?
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Oh, that would be
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Oh my god. That’s insane.
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People would drop dead? Yeah. They would just drop
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dead. Ai.
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They would be dropping dead.
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Seen hockey live and NHL. Like, that to me besides Meh, I saw an MMA fight once. That was amazing. And then saloni is NHL.
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It’s very fast.
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NHL, those guys on skates whether you know the rules or not, it’s amazing.
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It’s really very, very fast.
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Skating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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It’s crazy. And the skill to be able to skate I could barely skate at all. I’m barely standing up. These motherfuckers Yeah. And it’s the only sport where you’re allowed to fist fight in.
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Yeah. 100%. Yeah. It’s written into the rules. Yeah. It’s encouraged.
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You’re allowed to duke it out,
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which
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is so crazy that that’s the only one.
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Yeah. Because I think, people don’t really
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know where the puck is, and so they’re just everyone’s just waiting around for a fight.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You know, it’s grandfathered in the the the punching each other.
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Has anyone ever seen a goal when it actually happened in real time? It It happens too fast. That’s why they have the siren on top of the goal.
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Well, you
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know what I really like on TV where they have that circle over it sai that you know where the puck is at all ai.
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Like, just
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a lot of craziness happening. Yep. It’s like if you’re watching a football if you’re watching a football game from, like, the 30th row and you’re looking down, like, what happened? Who’s got the ball? Yeah. Like, after, you know, after the ball gets hiked, it’s like, who’s who where’d it go?
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Did it
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go to him? They’re faking you out. You don’t know. Right. Unless you see the guy throw it.
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Yeah. You don’t know what’s happening? Yeah. And what about, like, old hockey goalies would do it with no helmet? They just get the speak, and then we have Oh, you see those faces?
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Their faces where their faces used to look.
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Do you think those guys ever sat on the bench and talked about mental health?
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Nobody told them what it was.
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No. They didn’t know. No. I don’t think so.
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You think they ever talked about their mental health.
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Sai think they had some struggles with it though. Oh, yeah. Taking a couple of shots to the head.
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Oh, no question.
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Yeah. I mean, dude yeah. Of of course. I mean, of course. Be terrifying. Yeah.
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Yeah. That’s what it ai. Guys blocking it with his face.
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Yep. Yeah. This is what it is.
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All the scars that he had on his face from his entire career.
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Terry Sawchuk. That sounds like just a badass name.
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Yeah. That is a face, man.
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Look at that, dude. Imagine if
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that guy gets mad at you in the bar. You’re like, yes, sir. Bye. Yeah.
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I don’t
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want go. Yeah.
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I don’t
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want that.
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No. I don’t want ai some.
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Who do
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you think is
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this ghost?
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Oh, Jesus. Look at his face. Yeah. Oh, and he had a mask on. It broke the mask. Ugh. Fucked his face up,
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Jesus Christ. Flick that thing. It’s so hard right at your face.
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So fast. Yeah.
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Who’s the scariest warrior, like, from history you would never wanna go up against? Like, would it be, like, you know, ai, in wild Native American on the plains, a guy from Genghis Khan, a Nazi? Who do you who would you be ai, shah. This guy’s gonna fucking kill me. It’s gonna hurt. Ai.
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Vikings are the biggest. And they were on mushrooms.
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Dude, but is that true? Yeah. I didn’t know that.
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Those Iceland guys that win the world’s strongest man competition all the ai, like, those guys like the mountain from Game of Thrones, where do you think that gene line came from?
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Vikings.
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1 100%. Those were the dudes that were in that fucking boat with a dragon head at the front. And when they pulled up at your shore, everybody just ran.
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Yeah. That’s
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it. But can I just nominate someone?
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Yes.
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Who we’re not been thinking about? I mean, it’s obviously not underrated because everyone knows about him, but let’s just talk about the record. Alexander the Great who led his troops undefeated in battle. He’s the Floyd Mayweather of
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generals.
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Undefeated That’s crazy. Record. Never lost a battle.
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That’s crazy.
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That’s true.
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And conquered the known world at that time, took down the mighty Persian ai.
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But if the Vikings were alive back then, they might kill him and his little boyfriend too. I They had enough of them.
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I ai think so, dude.
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They they killed each other a lot too, unfortunately.
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And they were ai, the Vikings too. They wasn’t well, but did you ever see the the biological warfare when they would like the I read this thing where they would they would the rats on their boat when they were going to whatever, wherever they were invading, they would wait.
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They they would get look for infected rats. Somehow, they knew. They would light they would get close enough. They would light their tails on fire and then shoot them into over the walls and then let the rats run around and infect people and bite people or whatever and wait it out for, like, 40 days and just then go in when the town was all dying of some disease.
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Woah. It’s another That’s that’s sai fact.
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The vikings were They were brutal eve they would even kill, like, the priests and the churches.
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They would do bad stuff. Have you ever seen Alexander the Great’s
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ruins in Afghanistan?
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In person?
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Dude, not
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Dude, I don’t wanna go to Afghanistan. Photographs. No. No. No.
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Let’s go to Afghanistan. Yeah. That’s the problem. Archaeologists can’t go there to study them. But they have ancient Greek cities.
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I know. They look like Wow.
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Like beautiful ancient Greek cities
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Yeah. Ai.
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That are in the middle of Afghanistan.
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Yeah. That’s sick.
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My friend who served over there was telling me about it. Yeah. He’s ai, you go there, you can’t believe what you’re seeing. He had a bunch of pictures of it. It’s ai, this is the craziest thing. It’s ai, you’re in Athens. So you’re not crazy.
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The Greeks kinda nailed some stuff.
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Oh, yeah.
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My people kinda democracy. You really should read Yeah.
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The Immortality Key. Have you read that? No. It’s Brian Murarescu. He’s a scholar who was studying, the use of psychedelic drugs in ancient Greece where the Eleusinian mysteries
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heard of this.
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Where everybody would go to learn about democracy and but, like, it was all they were all, like, tripping balls. Yeah. And they’ve found evidence now from these vessels, these pottery vessels that inside these vatsal, they were drinking wine and but there wasn’t wine. The wine wasn’t just buy it wasn’t just alcohol. They would mix it with a bunch of different psychedelic compounds, and one of them was ergot.
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So they found residue of ergot, which is a a psychedelic that gives you, like, an LSD like experience. So they were all drinking wine and tripping balls and figuring out democracy and, you know, ai, fucking the stars and constellations. They were out of their heads.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. And half the birthplace of so much of western ai has come from that one spot.
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01:48:27
When’s the last time you banged down a little LSD?
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It’s been a long time.
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Yeah. You think you’ll bang it out again one day before you go?
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I would like it to be legal before I admit to that.
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Oh, right. Alright.
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This is what I think.
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Oh, I thought LSD was legal.
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No. Oh. No. No. No. Super illegal.
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Oh, alright.
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Schedule 1. Ai, I think when we ai the benefits of these things and hopefully it’s within our ai, especially for people that have PTSD ai soldiers, vatsal open the door for that and then they’ll have clinics where regular people can use it and then they can get over
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a lot
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of the shit that people are struggling with. There’s a lot of people that could have a psychedelic experience and snap themselves back onto a better course
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ai life.
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And if it’s illegal, that number of people is gonna be very limited. Right. But like all things, it’s gonna have side effects. This is the ai. It’s like there’s no biological free lunch. And if you’re doing something that’s blowing your brains out ai LSD, there’s a certain amount of people who aren’t coming back.
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Right.
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Right. And that’s real because there’s a certain amount of people who have a very fragile grasp on reality as it is. Right. You give that person 9 grams of psilocybin mushrooms and you’ve got a real fucking problem. They might not ever come back.
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Were you able to snap back quick?
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You could snap back. Yeah. It depends on what you’re doing, you know, and when you’re doing it, what time in your life, and how what the experience was ai. But it should be something that’s controlled. It should be something that where you have places you can go, where they have a a very strict protocol.
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They measure your weight. They know what the dose is to give you. You could do it in a calm and clean and safe setting Right. Regulated. They they have counselors. They have people that understand. You they screen you to make sure that you’re not on any psych medications first that would interfere with it.
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That’s what we should have just like we have hospitals, just like we have meh health institutes. There’s a this should be psychedelic research centers that are connected to treatment facilities.
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Right. There you go. I wanna do what you’re doing. That’s what ketamine therapy is in some small ways.
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Right? It’s very psychedelic. In fact, John Lilly, the guy who, created a sensory deprivation tank Mhmm. That was his vibe. He used to like to do ketamine in there. He would do intramuscular ketamine. So he would go into the the sensory deprivation tank and fucking bang himself with Ketamine into the muscles because it would last a long time and just it would just fucking exist in this other dimension for hours at a time.
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Yeah. That was his thing.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, dude, I got I wanna hit a should we should do a sensory deprivation tag together. I have one here. He’s got one here. You have one here? Yeah. Dude. Wanna hit it?
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No. Oh. Yeah. He won’t do it. See, he gets a little he won’t do it. Scared of stuff.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It’s worth being scared.
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Yeah.
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But that’s not dangerous. It’s not scary. Like, what it whatever weird feelings you have, if you can’t handle it, all you have to do is open the door and you’re sober instantaneously. Right. It’s different than anything else.
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Right.
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But if it was a drug, if the sensory deprivation tank was a drug, it would be a very psychedelic drug.
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Mhmm.
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If it was just a drug, when you you lay in there and your eyes are wide open, but it’s pitch black and you’re floating, you’re completely weightless. If that was a drug, it’d be a very popular drug.
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Now when you’ve done this stuff, have most people seem to say their ego disappears over the horizon type of stuff. They realize everything’s connected. Have you had that experience?
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You definitely realize everything’s connected. And your ego, you ai, is both protecting you and holding you back. Mhmm. Because your ego is ai you need a little bit of ego if you wanna make it in ai. Because you need to have enough confidence in yourself that you ask the girl out on a date that you’re attracted to or that you chase the job that you want or that you ai stand up for yourself when you feel like you’re getting fucked over in a business deal, like you need some ego.
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You can’t be completely selfless. You’re not gonna get anywhere. But then, you have to realize that that you’re you’re very fragile and your ego is protecting you from a lot of ai bryden understanding of the life experience.
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Right.
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You know, and one of the most profound things that happens with psychedelic experiences is the complete dissolving of ego. And then you ai see yourself and everyone around you in a way more objective way, and you realize like, oh, my god, we’re all energy, like, feeding off of each other and we’re pretending that we’re isolated and we’re singular, we’re on our own.
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That’s ai, like, really ill people will tell you, I don’t have any friends. I don’t like people. I don’t sana be around people, you know. I don’t, you know, if you’ve you’ve got a guy who’s a fighter pilot, like, I don’t hang around with fire ai, like, he’s probably really depressed, like, something’s wrong with them.
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If you’re if you don’t hang out with your peers, if you’re not you don’t have friends, you don’t enjoy camaraderie and community, you wanna pretend that you’re like this isolated, like, dark poet or something like that. You’re probably very mentally ill. There’s probably something wrong with you.
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Well, we’re we’re ai social species.
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100%. And we enjoy each other’s company. Yeah. We we we feed off of it. It’s the worst thing they could do for you in jail is put you in solitary confinement. The worst thing they could do. You’re in a fucking you’re in a giant cage filled with prisoners and rapists and murderers. The worst thing they could do is leave you alone.
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Well, that’s why I believe the Internet’s bad is because it’s it’s it’s fake community.
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Right. Yeah. Right.
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Right. Right.
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And that’s why people talk ai a a fake way.
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Right.
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They don’t talk like they would ever talk if they were right in
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front of people. Right. Right. Right. And that’s why I think it’s bad because it’s messing with people’s sense of what reality is, and people are essentially disassociating when they’re on there.
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Exactly. Ai. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.
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And it’s just it’s a very shallow way to communicate. And I think that if you do it like that all the time, your ability to communicate normally and the ability to socialize and just have conversations with people gets severely stunted. You know, like, you don’t flex that. You don’t you don’t use that muscle and it atrophies just like everything else.
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Right.
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Yeah. It’s just there’s so many kids that are, like, completely socially disconnected other than the Internet which keeps them connected. So they’re socially connected through technology, but completely disconnected through, like, human touch, being around people, fun conversation, adventure, doing fun things.
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Yeah.
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They just exist in the same area and just get as much coming through the screen as they can.
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Yeah. And it’s Crazy.
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It’s fake. It’s not real.
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Yeah.
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That’s that’s what’s troubling, and that’s ai I worry about my kids. I go Right. I want them to have human connection, long conversations, experience people’s energy. Looking at someone in the eyes is everything. Yeah. You know, feeling someone’s energy ai you said. It’s a you don’t feel anything like that.
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Problem also with kids is even when they’re together, they’re on their phones all
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the time.
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That’s a problem.
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Yep. Yeah. That’s a problem. And this is one thing about podcasts that’s fucking amazing because podcasts are one of the rare times in my life where for 3 hours, I have no phone. Yeah. For 3 hours, unless I’m checking something or sending Jamie something, I don’t
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And the people listening are also doing the same thing. They’re connecting to you without doing that just yeah. They’re just connecting to hearing you. Yeah. Right. They’re it’s like a radio, long radio show. They’re not ai Beautiful. Flipping through, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling
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Mhmm.
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Talking to other people, and they’re talking back, and everyone’s pretending like there’s somebody else and catfishing each other.
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That’s why I always used to like planes back in the day before Wi Fi came around because when you were on a plane, if you didn’t have a movie to watch or something like that, you just had to sit in that seat. And when you just sit in that seat and you know you can’t go anywhere, I would get my best writing done.
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Right.
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My best writing because Ai, like, forced to write. Sure. I’m forced. There’s no Wi Fi.
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Have you ever tried to go to the bathroom without your phone, though? Oh, it’s horrible.
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I can’t even pee. My wife doesn’t even work. It’s impossible. Yeah. My detrusor muscle or whatever that muscle is that pushes out your pee, it won’t come out. If I
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got a poop right back on you and it got, like, 1%, I will go plug it in and hold my shit until I can get enough shit through it.
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I can’t do it. That’s why I think that’s why I think there’s a I bet you there’s a spike in anxiety when we ask or people ask to have their have to have their phones put away at a comedy show or a music show, whatever. Oh, for sure. Their anxiety goes through the roof because they’re like, I can’t you know?
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Oh, people complain all
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the time.
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Yeah. It’s the best thing. And you do that at the mothership. Right? Yeah. It’s
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the best. It’s the best thing. Yeah. It’s better for everybody too. It’s better for the audience member. It’s better for you. It’s better for
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01:56:29
everybody. Yeah. If you guys if you were gonna get eaten by would you would you would you rather be an animal or a human? Yeah. Oh, wow. You have
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to get eaten. An animal.
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You don’t want a cannibal to
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eat all? Some guy knowing he’s eating meh?
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Ai. Fuck that. You don’t want him to have that pat?
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That’s interesting. Yeah. Fuck that. Yeah. Yeah. Alligator. Ai.
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Quick. It would be quick. How about a hippo?
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Just snap you in half. You’d be dead in saloni.
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On you. Right?
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Yeah. They just rip you apart.
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01:56:55
You don’t want hyenas, teacher. No. You do not want that.
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Because what do they do? They eat from the bat?
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Because they have to have no concern about putting you down, killing you. Like, a a tie you know, a cat will kill you.
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Yeah.
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Make sure you’re dead before it eats you. Hyenas just start eating you.
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Yeah. Same as bears. Just start eating. Just start eating. Wolves just start eating
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you. Yeah. Yeah. Don’t hyenas then throw up the food and then eat their puke?
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Yeah. They That’s
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how they eat. Animal True story.
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Yeah. They’re the only animal that eats the full bone. Only animal on the planet that pulverizes the bone. Their jaw strength is such that they pulverize the bone and consume the bone as well. So when they’re done, there’s no carcass. They’re the fucking best animal on the planet. They got pseudo penises. They’re ram.
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Gender animal. They’re fucking wild.
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01:57:40
The women are bigger than the men. I Sai loved your bit about it.
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01:57:43
They smell too bad.
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And we started the podcast because hyenas have always been my favorite animal, and we both loved history. And so we just ai those two things. But hyenas are hilarious, dude.
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What was your ai hyenas? I didn’t hear you.
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It was great.
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It was
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a long bit. Oh. Yeah. Oh, okay.
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It’s a long bit.
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It’s a good bit.
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It’s basically about the their matriarchal power structure.
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And why that’s sai?
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Yeah. Ai.
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Well, it’s also they had to do that because male hyenas are such cunts. They probably eat the babies. Yeah. Yeah. They’re monsters. It’s but they tyler they’re like a medium ai animal in a world of things way bigger than them. Yeah. So they’re living around lions.
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They get it done. They used they used they trick you, numbers. They confuse you. They’re opportunity killers. They love to kill. The steal kills.
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01:58:25
That laughing is real. That tackle. Yeah. And that’s a real thing. Really know what
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01:58:29
it is either. They don’t actually know what it is. Fun. Yeah. It sai just having a good time.
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01:58:33
Yeah. Just just yeah.
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01:58:34
They’re just having fun. They’re fucking bryden. Ai are like these fucking hyenas again. Dude, they yeah.
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01:58:39
I mean, the hyenas just spoil fun. They show up and be ai, these fuck you ever see when, like, a cheetah works so hard? Yeah. Because cheetahs fail all the ai, And then they finally get a kill, and then you just hear the you just hear that. And then cheetahs probably going, motherfucker.
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And they just come, and they just steal it.
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01:58:57
Yeah. That whole arya, when you think about it, is ai the proving ground for, like, biological life. Yeah. Like, how are you going to keep the populations in order? How are you gonna make sure the predators don’t get out of hand? How you make make sure that the the hyenas always have to worry about the male ai?
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01:59:13
Look at that
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face. Yeah.
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01:59:15
Look at that face. That face is so crazy.
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01:59:19
Yeah. I don’t wanna get eaten by that.
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01:59:21
Washing jaw muscles.
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The I think
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Oh, my god. Look at that face. That’s so nuts. They’re alive. Imagine that’s the last thing you see before you get eaten. Yeah.
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01:59:29
Ai don’t know why they’re funny to me.
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01:59:31
Yeah. How many people ai from hyenas over here?
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01:59:33
They eat a lot of people.
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01:59:34
Do they?
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01:59:34
Yeah. Meh that picture that we saw of a hyena? It’s got an elephant’s foot in its mouth. Yeah. Yeah. It’s just running around
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01:59:40
with an elephant’s foot. Fucking monsters.
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01:59:42
That was actually our first logo. We put our faces on that.
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And then we tried to sell merch at it, and people ai, I’m not buying this bloody hyena for these freaking idiots.
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01:59:49
It’s not our picture to sell.
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01:59:52
Jamie, how many people die from hyenas every year? Hippos kill the most people in Africa. Right?
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Do they?
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Yeah. I believe so. I believe hippos are responsible for the most deaths in Africa.
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What are they ai? Is there a village or something that, like, lives close to the hippos
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02:00:03
in Africa? Fuck around and you get in the water near hippos. You ever see the hippos chasing boats? They’ll chase boats.
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No. Fucking
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super submarine. Super territorial. Yeah. They’re rough, man. Yeah. You think of them as hunger hunger hippo. Yeah. Well, did we make the most monstrous animals the cutest? Polar bears,
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hippos Yeah.
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Yogi. Yeah. Teddy bears.
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Yeah. They every kid has a teddy bear. You’re like, you don’t want
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02:00:26
Tony the tyler? Yeah. Yeah. Right?
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02:00:28
Tony the tiger? Yeah. How many, people every year die let’s take a guess
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before we find out.
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Okay. How many people die from hyenas? Are you ready
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for this? I’m gonna say I’m gonna say that I think in the world, 50 people die of hyenas, and I think 75 die of cannibals. Woah. That’s ai I think more people get eaten by other people than hyenas. Wow. 1575 is my guess he was saying. How
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would you you’d have to count into places where people do it for revenge too, like Haiti. Ai eat people for fun.
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Yep. That’s what I’m saying.
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The accounts. Papua New Guinea.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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How many I I think there’s a very low number of cannibals every year where people get eaten by cannibals. I would say it’s less than 20 people eaten by this is my guess. And maybe 75 people every year die from hyenas.
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I’m gonna go 800 to a 1000 Hyenas? On the whole continent of Serengeti. Yeah. I mean, Africa. Yeah. I’m gonna go Every year?
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1,000. Yeah. Jeez. 1,000. Wow. Yeah. What about cannibals?
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Cannibals, I think, is a lot higher. I mean, how are we ever gonna get that number? Nobody eats somebody and then goes and reports it.
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02:01:35
Right.
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Yeah. So that’s impossible to know.
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Right.
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But I think hyenas, you can ram, and I think they probably get 100.
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But ask Google because Google tells you the truth. Ram you sai lies. Many. Yeah.
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Ai bet it’s not that many.
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02:01:46
What do we got? Oh.
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I was trying to find a good answer. I didn’t
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it took
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me a while to find an answer. I found one story where a guy was killed by Summit. Sai it was the 60th in that year, but I didn’t know what year it was.
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02:01:55
60th ai hyena or cannibal?
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Hyena death in that year.
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I was already person 50.
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02:02:00
Person killed by hyenas, I should
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02:02:02
say. Okay.
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Yeah. This ai 1998 to ai, 50 people were attacked by hyenas with 35 being children, 12 people killed.
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Oh, only 12
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killed. I know what
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Yeah. And I’m not seeing a ai of good information.
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So Sai was wrong.
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If you’re in that part of the world, you better be packing everywhere
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you go. Yeah. I need it.
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Hoodproof vest, shotgun, big Bowie knife, fucking everything. Yep. You’re walking around a hyena country, you better be ready to spray.
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02:02:30
Yeah. Since their attacks are actually kinda rare.
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Oh, I mean, attacks? There. Who gets people the most over there? Hippos? Lions maybe?
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No. Hippos, he said.
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02:02:38
I think hippos. Yeah. I think hippos are responsible for the most deaths in Africa every year.
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02:02:43
But you know who really is responsible for most deaths in Africa? Humans. Mosquitoes.
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02:02:47
Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Mosquitoes. Yeah.
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Which is so fuckers. Crazy.
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They killed half of all the people that have ever died.
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02:02:52
Yeah. Mosquitoes have. Right?
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Yeah. Mosquitoes have killed half of the people that have ever died.
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It’s crazy. Malaria. Yeah. The most dangerous animal on the planet. It makes you think
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02:03:02
like, is this our planet, or is it their planet?
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02:03:04
Yeah. Hippopotamus ai that kills the most people in Africa with an estimated ai deaths per year. Fuck. ai people get hippoed every year. 20 miles an hour, they can run?
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02:03:15
Yeah. Oh, bro.
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02:03:15
That’s real shit.
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Oh, it’s real shit. If you have a bad knee, you’re in real trouble.
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02:03:19
Yeah.
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Cape Buffalo, they kill, a bunch of people every year. Puff adder.
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Okay.
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It’s a snake.
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Snake, I would snake makes sense.
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02:03:29
How meh people do you think die from Africa? African ai? Ai year?
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02:03:34
I was thinking it was gonna be a lot ai a 100, but I guess I’m wrong.
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02:03:37
Well, if hippos are 500, it can’t be a 100. Like, let’s just guess. How many people die from lions?
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If hyenas are I’m gonna say 18.
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18 from Yeah.
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Because Did
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more people die from hyenas than lions?
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Yeah. Yeah. I think so.
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Well, that was, like, in the eighties. It was only 12 people died.
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02:03:54
But who’s getting close to the lions
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like this? Assholes.
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Well, they also live out there. I mean, they did
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02:04:00
a lot of tribes, like, live out there. They’re close by. There’s a tribe there’s a village in Africa I saw. It was on Nat Geo that hyenas come in and get fed there. Yeah. Hyenas walk into you saw that. Right? Where they they actually feed.
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So they have a deal on and, actually, they believe helps keep them safe because hyenas know they don’t have to kill anyone. They’ll just get the food.
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Yeah. These are good. These are coffee.
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Oh, nice. The breakers. Yeah.
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I think, that’s probably smart. Like, make friends with the hyenas.
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02:04:25
Why not? You
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know? They understand. Ai them as pets. You ever see the dudes walk around with them with chains on them
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02:04:30
and shit?
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02:04:30
That’d be wild.
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02:04:31
Yeah. That’s a gangster movie. You walk around a fucking hyena? Yeah. They’re big too. Dude, if
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we ever do What’s
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a ai? Like, a buck 50? Sai it’s ai a mastiff looking size.
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It’s kinda ai probably German shepherd or mastiff looking. Bigger than
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02:04:43
a shepherd.
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02:04:43
Right? Probably. I don’t know because they’re ai they’re like they’re not that like, they’re kinda compact. Ai I don’t know. I don’t know what they’re
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02:04:51
Can you get them in the US? You can’t get them in here. Right?
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02:04:53
Maybe get them in Texas.
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02:04:54
Yeah. Or Florida.
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Texas has a lot of shit here.
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02:04:57
Like, could you bring one out on stage on a ai, like, if you’ve got clearance for Ted?
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02:05:00
Ted Nugent Meh Nugent in Texas could bring hyenas on stage. He’ll bring one out. Yeah. He used to ride a buffalo when he
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02:05:06
was on stage. You ever
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see that? Yeah. You never see Ted Nugent riding a buffalo?
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02:05:09
No.
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He would he had a buffalo that he could ride, and he would ride it on stage. And, like, he’s doing a show, and He’s on a fucking buffalo in front of all these people.
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You know, Ted Nugent is the only guy who I’ve ever heard who made me understand meat eating and how it’s no less moral than he’s the only guy who made it make sense in my head. He goes, oh, you think you’re a good person because you’re only eating the vegetables? And then he talked about how many animals have to be killed in order to keep those vegetables from being eaten by other animals. Right.
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Ai buffalo.
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02:05:45
Wild kid. Wow. His son owns a owns a bar on Staten Ai. Yeah. And I didn’t know. And he was ai, yeah. My Rocco? Oh, it was his the kid didn’t know
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02:05:57
he was his son. Yes. Yeah.
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02:05:58
Who met
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this kid? Yeah.
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02:05:59
Ted. The kid that he didn’t know was his son.
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02:06:00
Ted junior. And he was like, yeah. Ted Nugent’s my pop. He’s a really cool guy. And I was like, oh, shit. Yeah. He was like, yeah, dude. It’s pretty fucking wild.
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02:06:06
Did you ever hear him explain that? And I was like, oh.
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02:06:08
He explained
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it on this podcast.
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02:06:13
Right.
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02:06:14
Yeah. And I was like, oh my god. Like, nobody ever thinks of that.
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02:06:17
What is Ted Nugent’s fame? What is he was he a politician? What was Ted Nugent?
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02:06:20
Stranglehold, son. You don’t you don’t ever heard of No. Stranglehold? You never heard that song? No. Here I
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02:06:25
come again now, baby. You don’t know that song? No.
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02:06:29
Oh my god. You know it. Play Stranglehold.
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02:06:32
Yeah. I’m sorry. So it was one
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02:06:33
of the greatest guitar riffs in all of rock and roll.
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02:06:36
Ai I’m sana be honest if
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02:06:41
I know it. Come on, son.
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02:06:52
Sai far, it’s not ringing a bell. Hold up.
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It’s just picking up, son. Here we go.
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02:07:06
Do you know it? No. You don’t know it? You. I don’t think so. Ai heard this song.
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02:07:19
Yes. Yeah.
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02:07:20
Now Ai heard that part. Hold up.
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02:07:43
This is a huge, huge hit.
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02:07:45
Ai don’t I I I don’t know it. Who’s the best guitarist of all time? Hendrix. Billy Ray? No. Hendrix. Hendrix? Hold on. Alright.
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02:07:54
We’re good.
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02:07:56
Ai. Yeah. So he’s a big musician.
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02:07:59
Vatsal Scratch Fever, another big song. Okay.
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02:08:01
Had a
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02:08:01
bunch of good songs.
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02:08:02
Meh. But then what happened? Then he got into politics and stuff.
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02:08:04
He’s just, he’s a bowhunter and, like, very vocal about, you know, social issues and kind of a kind of a maniac.
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02:08:13
Right. Yeah.
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02:08:13
He’s kind of a nutty dude, but he’s fun. Yeah.
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02:08:15
So then how does he have a son in Staten Island that I know?
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02:08:18
Well How does that have a sana, you know, I think he didn’t know it was his son. Right? It was one of those deals. Right?
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02:08:23
But they’re club
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they’re relationship. Son, his son Rocco, that I’ve met. Right. He’s sai he’s a fun guy. Yeah.
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02:08:32
I like him. Yeah. It’s a powerful name.
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02:08:34
I don’t agree with everything he says, but that’s the case with a lot of people.
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02:08:37
Yeah. You know? Yeah.
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02:08:39
Teach their own.
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02:08:39
I think Hendrix is the greatest Right. When it comes to guitarists because Hendrix changed songs with his guitar. Like, Eric Clapton famously when he saw Hendrix play for the first ai, he’s like, what am I doing? Like, why am I even doing it’s Eric Clapton.
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02:08:52
Ai.
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02:08:52
Eric Clapton, Leila. Ai mean, he was amazing.
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02:08:57
How about Billy Ray Vaughan, though?
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02:08:58
Stevie Ray Vaughan. Sorry. Son of a bitch.
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02:09:00
Stevie Ram. Stevie Ray. Tim Pan Alley. Amazing. Yeah.
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02:09:04
He used to play at our club.
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02:09:06
Yeah. I can’t believe it’s Billy Ray Vaughan. I got him confused with What happens?
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02:09:09
Billy Ray Cyrus? Larry Cyrus.
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02:09:11
Don’t tell my heart. My
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02:09:12
achy breaky heart.
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02:09:13
Yeah. Jesus Christ.
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02:09:15
I’m
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02:09:16
just kidding.
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02:09:16
Is one of my favorite songs.
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02:09:17
In the corridor of the when you’re going on stage at the mothership, those photos of Steve Ray Vaughan
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02:09:22
Mhmm.
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02:09:22
Those are him on stage at the Ritz. Oh, crazy. Ai 1983.
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02:09:26
Wow.
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02:09:27
Yeah. He performed there punch times. Yeah. Willie Nelson performed there?
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02:09:30
Crazy. Yeah. Yeah. That place has some history.
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02:09:33
Oh, you could feel it, dude. Yeah. It’s burned in there. Yeah. I brought in Ghost Hunters to check it out. Ram and Colby?
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02:09:39
I
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02:09:40
brought brought in Ghost Hunters.
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02:09:41
They they ai? I don’t know. Yeah. I don’t know.
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02:09:44
It’s fun. Yeah. It’s fun.
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02:09:46
Yeah. I
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02:09:46
don’t know what’s real. Yeah. But someone was murdered there. Someone was definitely shot there, I think, in the seventies. Ai. We we were person. It has to be a nudie movie theater, and it was a pool hall. So it was ai a nudie movie theater, a pool hall. It was a punk rock club. There’s, like, a lot of history in there.
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02:10:03
Right. People of the night in there.
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02:10:05
And do you think it’s possible that it was built on an Indio burial ground? Indio burial ground?
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02:10:10
It’s so much better that you fucked that
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02:10:12
up. You know, there
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02:10:14
used to be a swastika on the wall. Oh, yeah? Yeah. So we when we tore down so there’s, like, you know, car you know, wallboard. And you tear it on the wallboard, you get to the raw brick. And in the raw brick, there’s a fucking swastika on the wall. And we’re ai, this is crazy. And so while we’re building the place up, you know, I come in, like, 4 months later. I’m like, hey, guys.
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02:10:35
Why is the fucking swastika still here? Like, we’re gonna open, like, 6 months.
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02:10:40
You gotta get rid of
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02:10:41
the swastika. So they tell one of the construction guys to take off the paint where the swastika is. And so you know what he does? He takes it off in the shape of the swastika. So he cleans so now it’s brighter.
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02:10:53
Now it’s, like, bright white. It’s I’m like, hey.
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02:10:55
It’s still a fucking swastika. Get it off the wall. Jesus Christ.
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02:11:01
Was it the swastika from, like, the Hindu symbol before another?
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02:11:04
No. No. No. It was probably from the punk rock days. Somebody probably thought they were being crab back and punk. Yeah. Ai. Yeah. Probably someone being a rebel. Ai a rebel.
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02:11:15
And they threw it up.
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02:11:16
Yeah. They threw it up. They painted it on the wall, and it stayed there.
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02:11:19
Wow. Yeah.
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02:11:20
That they never cleaned it up.
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02:11:22
Like, this is so crazy.
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02:11:23
That reminds me of the old punch ai in Atlanta that had the Vince ram.
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02:11:27
This is ai hot meh hot chili peppers.
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02:11:30
Oh, wow. Just fully naked on stage.
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02:11:32
Yeah. With socks over their dicks. Remember? Oh,
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02:11:34
yeah. Yeah. They used to do that.
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02:11:36
That was a good move back then. Yeah. You meh away with that. You showed your pubes. Why not? Grab your balls in your cack with a sock.
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02:11:43
Throw it up. Cack. They got good bodies. Nice lean bones.
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02:11:46
Yeah. Oh,
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02:11:47
yeah. They’re still going. I saw a thing that said, like, hunter gatherers, what their bodies, not only the flexibility they had is unmatched, but they actually had bigger brains. Do you ever see this that they actually think that they were smarter than us? They have bigger heads and bigger brains?
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02:12:00
Well, they probably had to process a lot of things. It’s like, what is smart? Is it smart to just be able to use ChatCPT and find answers to things, or is it smart to have to figure stuff out about nature to stay alive? Right. You know, there’s different kinds of intelligence. If you take, like, the smartest guy ever and you let him loose in the Amazon, how long is he gonna live?
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02:12:17
He’s not gonna live very long.
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02:12:18
Is not gonna make it.
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02:12:19
Hunter gatherers generally had larger brains compared to the later human populations as the demands of their ai, including complex foraging strategies and navigating diverse environments, lightly put selective pressure on the evolution of larger brain capacity for problem solving and planning. That makes sense. Yeah. Expensive tissue hypothesis, interesting, which suggests that a diet rich in meat allowed for the energy expenditure needed to maintain a larger brain.
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02:12:44
Did you see those, you know, they found a new population of humans, that existed as recently ai, I think, a 100000 years ago, but they found them in China and they have much larger heads.
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02:13:00
Really?
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02:13:00
Yeah. They found out, like they thought they were Denisovans, I think, at one point in time, which also is fairly new discovery. They found Denisovans in 2010. But this is another one. This is another new species of human being that they studied, that they found rather.
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02:13:15
And they had large heads. Haven’t they found, like, 12, like, 11 different hominids now? Or ai
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02:13:20
There’s quite a few. Yeah. There’s quite a few, you know, including the really controversial ones ai homo floresiensis or floriessis. I think I forgot how to spell that.
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02:13:28
What was that one?
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02:13:28
That’s a Hobbit people. The island of Flores, they’re a little tiny
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02:13:31
3 Squeeks. Tall people. Little speak.
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02:13:33
Little little twinks. Yeah. Late 19 seventies. Yeah. There it is. Homo juliensis Juliensis. Fossils began of, belonging to 16 individuals or found at 2 different locations in China. They appear to belong to unique species, thousands of artifacts, stone tools, and animal bones. This one is, the larger headed one. Is that the same one?
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Is that it? Because it says
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in the late seventies, fossils. I think this is, large I I I know I have a photo of it. Here. I’ll send it to you. Where’s my phone? I know I have, I saved it because I wanted to look at yeah. Dragon man. That’s it. Newly complete skull discovered in China in 1930 is a basis for the proposed new human speak, homo longi. That’s it. Known as bryden man.
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Skulls found in 33 Changwa River in Harbin, China where a bridge was being built. Okay. So skull is a combination of ancient and modern features including a large brain similar to modern humans and Neanderthals, a low forehead.
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I don’t know if this was it. But how do they know that these are couldn’t it just be ai a weird looking kid? Like, if me and Sana were laying down, you found our skeletons. You would think we might be different types of species. I mean, he’s got a peanut head, and I have a head like a Cro Meh.
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Good point. Right?
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If you
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found Shaq buried right next to
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Yeah.
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Midget to midget.
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It could just be different people.
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Yeah. Yeah. That is. Good point.
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Cute. So I wanna talk about fumes. These kids definitely on fumes. And they entered all of this. Oh my god, dude. This scent
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smell like
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Must have been bad, dude.
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Yeah. Big time.
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Yeah. Here here, Ai, I think this is a different thing. I’m gonna send it to you right now. I’m gonna send you the the title. I just saved it on my phone sai I could look at it tyler. Because I didn’t really look at it too much. Right.
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But,
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they keep finding these new versions of humans. Right. So it’s like, how many of
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them were there and why did
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we succeed? Like, what what was so great about it?
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Ai were most vicious. Right? And we just killed off the other ones? Dogs. You think dogs? Dogs. That’s the answer.
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I know, dude. Yeah.
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You’re a
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pot 100% posited. Ai street smart says it. Science says it. Like, it it’s it’s it’s nation, you know, in the understanding of how, but it’s pretty solid that that’s what gave us the the edge.
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That we trade off.
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We teamed up with dogs, and we had a symbiotic relationship, and, we were able to protect ourselves, better. And
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02:15:47
This is it. Large head people, mysterious new form of ancient human emerges. This is it. So provocative new piece in natures as proposed a whole new group of ancient humans, cousins of the Denisovans and Neanderthals that once lived alongside Homo sapiens in Eastern Asia more than a 100000 years ago.
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Brains of these extinct humans who probably hunted horses in small groups were much bigger than any other hominin of their time, including our own species. This is it. The large head people. Yeah. So that’s it. It is that name, though. Oh, no. No. In the past, it says.
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Some science have attributed to it, but that’s not what they’re saying. So they think it’s
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different. Denisovans is what it says. Some scientists have attributed the jeweler wren fossils to Denisovans Right. Ai whatever, but once they’ve just owned.
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Is there In the past. So now they think it’s a totally different thing. Right?
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I didn’t know people ate horses. Oh, yeah. Has every animal been eaten?
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Oh, a lot of people eat horses, man.
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Yeah. Still right
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now, Kott Rakhmanov, the number one contender in the welterweight division says it’s his favorite food.
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Horse
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meh? Yeah. He’s from Kazakhstan. He just rides horses and he eats horses. So he’s ai, I love horse. He loves them all the way.
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You ever tried it?
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Yeah. I’ve had horse. Good. I had it in Montreal. There’s a there’s a restaurant in Montreal, like one of the best restaurants in the world. Shout out to Joe Beef.
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Oh, of course. Oh, yeah. Incredible.
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Incredible place. And we went there. Ari and I, we had, I went with Dunkin’ too. We had horse tartar, and we had horse loin. And it was good. Fucking really good. It’s it’s game. It’s like wild game. It’s like eating an antelope or eating an elk. Right. It’s real similar. It’s not bad. Yeah.
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But it I remember it was on all in the family. When the the bunkers were poor, you know, they weren’t doing so well, and Edith went to the store and she bought horse meh, and she served it to Archie. And it was ai a big deal.
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It’s like, I’m eating this horse. You know?
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Ram remember that episode?
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No. I never saw it.
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I don’t. But, again, another good impression.
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I remember
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it was ai a real problem in the family that it shah fed him horse.
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Horse meat.
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Yeah. But they were so poor. They didn’t have any meat.
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Yeah. Well, I I just feel bad for horses. I mean, they lug us around for, you know
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They’re also very sweet. Yeah. Like, they’re connected to people.
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I can’t.
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You can get connected to a horse.
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Yeah. I can’t I can’t eat horses. I can’t eat dogs. I just can’t do it.
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Can’t do it. Dogs get get eaten a lot, unfortunately. Right?
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I mean, dogs and humans are connected genetically.
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I think so too. I think there’s a place in our brain that ai matches up with them and, like, yeah, we we evolved together. Something’s something’s up. It’s magical. Yeah.
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My dog is he’s a part of my family.
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Yeah. He’s I’m connected to that dog.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Sai, I don’t want a dog, but maybe I should get a dog. You think I should just do it? Dogs are great.
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But you’re a weirdo. You probably give them away.
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No. I would. You probably sai
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I can’t take it anymore, so I gave it to this Puerto Rican family. I did. They raised it to be an attack dog, and I feel bad. Now he’s attacking people.
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I would. I would. I I I gotta
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be better than ai. Ram house you got rid of
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that you moved to the old
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city like a retard?
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Like a fucking retard. Now I and now I bought one that was too expensive because Chat gbt told me to.
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Ai didn’t you try to buy your old house back? Because You did. You tried
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to buy the house. Sell it. They won’t sell it. The guys won’t sell it. But what can I do? What can you do?
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Nothing. I gotta do that anymore. Call call him now when you have, like
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Him and I talk about
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it. Meh more logical person.
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He is he is his bryden. He’s he’s more he’s more kind of, controlled than me. I go a little wild, and he kinda keeps me back.
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Well, I mean, you’d some I’m not gonna say I said it, but Ai I don’t know how controlled I am, but it was bought by a Muslim family.
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A Palestinian family. On Same family. On October 8th.
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Yeah.
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So After October 7th, the next day is when we sold our October 8th in ai, That October 8th? That October 8th. They bought Palestinians moved in October
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8th. They moved quick. Quick.
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They moved quick.
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Yeah. They came right in.
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I sai the writing on the wall.
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Well, they they see that they’re in a they see that they’re in a place where they can accomplish it. So they’re like, we can actually live there.
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Yep. And they
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just do it. So they
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moved in big. And, yeah. And my neighbors were, kinda mad that we just picked up and left. But what can you do? I ai to go. I had to move to Queens. You didn’t have to.
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No. You should’ve called somebody. That’s the time you should call me.
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Well, now I’ll know. Now I know.
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Yeah. Please do. I’ll be like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. You’re like, you’re right. You’re right.
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Yeah. Right. As soon as we act up as soon
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as we act as
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soon as we get out of here, I’m gonna call my account and see if we can, rescind that offer or we locked in legally. Oh, shit. I just found out ChatchabeeT’s ai.
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Did you get panicky?
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Oh, yeah. You sana still panic out.
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Meh you’d still do these.
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I still do it because I think I don’t do drugs. So I think I get and and so this is a my father was a compulsive gambler and told me never to gamble, so I thought I’d escape because I don’t know anything about cards and sports gambling. I don’t know anything about it.
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You do it with life choices.
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Yes. Which is kind of a little riskier.
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A lot of people do. Ai. I get sai life choice gamblers out there.
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Yeah. But now I’m looking for peace. I’m looking for my path to speak, so I’m trying to just, you know, be peace.
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Radical acceptance.
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Radical acceptance. Being friendly with my bryden, being gentle with life. We’re trying. Bad. We’re trying, baby. Yeah. Scary.
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Scary. Just run mountains or something.
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That’s what it is. Well, I tried to, but I got a bad Achilles.
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That can be fixed.
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I know, but I’ve been trying for
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6 months. Your Achilles?
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I don’t know, man. It’s It hurts. Well, I have tendinosis in the Achilles, and they did the x-ray, and they see some scar tissue in there. So they actually told me Why
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don’t you get stem cells?
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They well, I can’t get them in New York.
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Get them here.
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Here? I’ll come down here. They told me PRP.
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That’ll help too. Spin the blood.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Platelet rich plasma. Yeah. Yeah. Platelet rich plasma. Yeah. But you should get stem cells while you’re here. How long are you in town for?
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I go home tonight. Oh, damn.
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But I
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could come back.
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Okay. Come back. Alright. Are you booked at the club anytime?
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No. You should come
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back, and when you come back, we’ll set it up to go to waste well before
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Okay. Stuff.
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Because, a buddy of mine, my friend Evan, had a fucked up Achilles. It was bothering him for years. And he got stem cell in it, gone. Painful.
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Really?
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Yeah. It sai bothering him for years.
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That’s me. I’ve been 2 years with this. I have a I have a growth on the back of my heel.
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Oh, from the bone? Yeah. Ai, the bones get irritated. Yep.
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Yeah. Yep. And I and it’s all fucked up. But I do have a clean colon. I had 2 polyps, but under 3 centimeters, we’re good to go. Congratulations. Clean ass, so does he. We got our colonoscopies a month apart.
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Everyone should get a colonoscopy starting at 40. Mhmm. Everyone should get it. It’s on the ai. I would You know
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what you could really do? You could do a a comprehensive blood screen to test you for all cancers, not just asshole cancer. Well, they have that now. It’s a lot easier and it’s better.
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You never did a colonoscopy?
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I had one once. Right. How dare you bring it up?
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Why? What’s wrong with it? Nothing.
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That’s fine. I know.
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I think
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that I didn’t wake up that hard.
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Yeah. I think that if you go I didn’t have a colonoscopy. No. I had a an exam where they go in there with their fingers.
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I didn’t go
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in there with a when the Did
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he put ai scope in there?
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No.
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He woke up during his because he liked it.
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I woke up. You worked hard on? Swear to god. No. Sai woke I wasn’t even hard. I I I’m not even fucking around. I woke up I woke up in the middle of it because I just, you know, knew something was in my ass. I woke up. Yeah. I woke up. I I went, Mateo, so I could sleep.
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But they can screen you with this, I forget what it’s called. They do that at waist 12 too. They they send it off to a lab. They take your blood, and they screen you for, like, a 100 kinds of cancer.
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Right. That’s the way to
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go. Yeah.
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Yeah. They got the full body scans now too.
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They’re trying to, attach there was some paper that I was reading. They was trying to attach cooking oils with cancers, specific kinds of cooking oils and colon cancer. Mhmm. It’s particular specific types of seed oils that peep things are cooked in and the prevalence of that and the human diet and how it’s contributing to cancer.
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Yeah. Ai? Colon cancer is on the rise.
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Why is that stuff not available in New York? Why can you only do this kind of stuff in Texas? You could
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do it in New York. I guarantee you. You just don’t know the right people.
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I
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guarantee you probably can’t do stem cells to the extent. It’s ai there’s not a lot of these clinics because of a lot of FDA regulations and the way they were Utah is a really good state for it. They have, like, much looser regulations. Right.
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But a
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lot of people wind up going to Mexico. There’s a place in Meh. They’re called the CPI, Cellular Performance Institute. A lot of UFC fighters go there because they have an arrangement with the UFC. Mhmm. But you you do wild shit down in Mexico.
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That’s what Aaron Rodgers ai, right, with his Achilles. He went down and got the stem cells. He’s good to go.
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Yep. Yep. Yeah. He actually got treated here. He got treated at waist well. Right. Aaron Rodgers did.
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah. So I
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should just go.
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Yeah. You definitely should. Sai if I had known that you had that issue, I would’ve got you in early this morning.
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Oh, thank you.
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Ai. Yeah. Fuck. I’ll come back.
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Yeah. We just Ron White actually just went, and he hurt himself doing yoga. Yeah. And, he fucked up his ankle. They just treated him.
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And now he’s good. Well, he just
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got it yesterday. It’s gonna take a while before it’s better.
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Right.
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But it will get you better a lot quicker than not having it. That’s for damn sure. Yeah. You know, I know a lot of people that have had, like, pretty serious issues cleared up.
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Like torn Achilles. Yeah.
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Torn torn ligaments. As long as it’s not fully torn.
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No. No. Then you definitely need surgery.
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You know, Achilles is a bad one because it’s ai, god, it’s like there’s so much torque on that when you’re moving and then Yeah. They gotta screw it back down to your bone that’s sana heal and make sure you’d strengthen it enough before you start using it. So you have to be real diligent about your rehab. Like, look how long it took Aaron Rodgers and he has state of the art access to ways to well.
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And he sai way ahead of the curve, way ahead of what it takes most people to do. But even then, he couldn’t really play play
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Yeah.
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That year. He had to wait until it was, you know, like, the next season.
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Yeah. Those used to be, like, career ending.
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Yep. Yeah. And now he’s good.
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Now they’re just
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Ai got I got a yeah. Because I’ve been doing, like, calf exercises and, like, strengthening all around, and it’s just, like, a year and a half. I’m like, dude, there’s the pain is still there if I explode too much. Sai but it’s also I mean, what am I gonna do? I got horrific feet, Joe.
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My feet are horrific. My toes cross over. I have no arches. I have feet that look like they should be shoved into high heels. And that’s what
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Did you ever work out with barefoot shoes? You know, those, like, minimalist, like, feet tall?
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Custom make them for his feet.
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Yeah. When you put their toe into each individual side. No.
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No. I don’t mean that.
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Yeah. Yeah. You you
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meh those too. Those arya, like, the the barefoot shoes. Those are,
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those help?
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Yeah. Those are okay. Those are good. The toe shoes, I used to have those. But the ones I really like are they have a wide toe box, so your feet spread out and there’s very minimal amount of sole just to kinda protect you from sharp things you stand on.
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Got it.
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But it allows your toes to move as individual units. So a regular shoe acts as ai a cast. Ai, if you have like a thick soled boot and like a hard surface your foot sits on, it’s like a cast. So your toes aren’t really working. Your legs are picking it up, but your foot your foot is basically atrophying inside that.
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And then if you work out barefoot and especially if you work out and where you do something explosive ai jumping and stuff with barefoot, then you’re using your feet the way they’re supposed
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to be using
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all the muscle strength and
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Got it.
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Lot of people have very, very weak feet.
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Yeah. I can’t even move my toes individually. Like, if you like Chris, move your toe, I’ll go like, Chris.
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Do this?
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No. I can’t do it. Wow.
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That’s crazy.
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It’s Ai mean, yeah. It’s like, you know, it’s horrible.
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You should probably take care of that before it gets bad.
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See? Yeah. It’s all I can do. Ask me to move my toe. Say move my toe. Chris, move your toe. Somebody say Move your toe. Yeah. Basketball
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feet like I do. Yeah. That’s all
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I could do. He say The
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bronze feet are like that too. Did you play a lot of basketball? I did. Yeah. Maybe that’s it. I did. Maybe it’s all that, like, smooshing in the shoe.
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It could be.
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02:26:39
Is that what it is, Jamie?
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Shah. Definitely. Like, I had to wear extra pairs of socks every like, up until I got that
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fucking hoof back in
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02:26:45
No good. Right? But then you see on the ankle here, I got Yeah. Up a little bony.
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Yeah. Bro, that’s where it’s fucked up.
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But I do have good hamstring flexibility. Not bad.
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That’s not bad. Congratulations on that. Thank you, sir. LeBron’s Bryden, evil looking.
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02:27:01
Yeah. He hasn’t been playing. Right? Did he come back to the NBA
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yet? Ai 2 games.
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02:27:05
Oh, he’s coming back? What happened?
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Yeah.
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Did we get hurt? He did. Oh, whatever.
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I don’t know. Who knows? He needed to get time time to get his body.
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02:27:12
Oh, that’s right. The meant yeah. Yeah. Time out. What? Who knows? Who knows? Everybody anybody who takes out of anything now, people are ai, Diddy. That’s everybody. Party. It’s crazy, dude.
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Yeah. Imagine, like, him regretting saying, there’s
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his feet. Yeah.
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Oh, Jesus. Damn. Wow.
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Just smashed up.
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02:27:28
I know. Pinky toe is brute small. A lot of
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kickboxers have feet like that too. Feet all fucked up.
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Brutal.
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Ram meh, imagine how many you think about kickboxers, how many elbows they’ve kicked. Like, Jon Jones can’t even fight unless he has his big toe on his left foot taped to his, next toe. He has to have it taped up because he tore his toe completely upside down Oh. When he was beating up Chael Sana.
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Yeah.
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And he didn’t realize it until I was interviewing him after the ai, and then he looks down and sees his toes, like, oh. Oh, wow. He freaks out, and he has to sit down.
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The adrenaline, he didn’t even feel it.
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02:27:59
Didn’t even feel it.
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02:27:59
Yeah.
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02:27:59
His toe was upside down. Like, the bottom of his toe was facing up. Wow. It was horrible.
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02:28:04
I I would probably say 1 on 1, him, anyone in history, just just because of how skilled he is.
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02:28:10
Look at that. That’s what his foot looked like.
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02:28:11
Oh meh god. Yeah, bro. Yo. It was crazy. So you noticed it first, though?
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02:28:17
No. I think he did. I think he noticed it.
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02:28:19
I think he looked down.
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02:28:20
Oh, god.
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02:28:21
Yeah. He destroyed his toe.
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02:28:22
So what happened? He twisted all the way around?
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02:28:24
That’s from the force of beating the fuck out of Chale Sunnen. That’s what that’s from. Like, ground and pound when he had him on the ground just smashing down on him. Jeez. Somebody isolated the moment his toe curls over. You could see it in, like, the replay. Yeah. Moment his toe, just the amount of torque he was putting on to try to kill Chills Hunter.
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02:28:42
Is he doing Prioria or, as sai Aspinall. Yeah.
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02:28:46
I think it’s gonna be Aspinall. I think they’ve they’re trying to come to some sort of an agreement. The the the rumor is that he wants $30,000,000 and, you know, the UFC is gonna pay it, hopefully. I hope they pay it.
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02:28:57
I agree with him, though. Him and Porreira would be the Pereira. Pereira.
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02:29:01
Yeah.
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Sorry. Would be the fight everyone wants to see. Yeah. Perhaps. Because he’s been so dominant that
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02:29:07
Yeah. Perhaps. I mean, if it’s gonna happen, they’re both 37. It should probably happen soon. But John is, you know, the heavyweight champion in the world, and Pereira has challengers in the light heavyweight division, especially on Golayev. He’s supposed to be fighting on Golayev.
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02:29:20
Ai is fucking very dangerous, and he’s I think he’s the number one contender. And he’s been on a winning streak for a long ass time. He’s only got one draw, and that was to, Jan Blachowicz who was the former champion. So he’s, like, at the top of the heap, and he’s been waiting for a title shot for a long time, but he’s been talking a lot of shit.
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02:29:39
And Alex doesn’t like that he talks shit. Yeah. So he’s ai, fuck him, make him wait.
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02:29:43
Yeah.
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02:29:43
And so, I think Alex just said that he’s gonna fight in March and that he’s not gonna fight on Goliath. Because if he’s fighting in March, when is Ramadan?
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02:29:53
You’re asking the wrong guy.
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02:29:54
I thought he was I know. Yeah. I’m ai here. Ramadan. I thought you would know.
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02:29:58
He’s in the I think it’s in the sai. It’s in February. 28th.
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02:30:01
February. Okay. Yeah. So he wouldn’t be able to fight. Uncle Clive wouldn’t be able to fight in March. Because if it’s, like, March 3rd and he’s gotta go through the entire month of Ramadan preparing for a world title fight February 28th, and it ends Saturday, March 29th. Sai, that’s exactly during the time period where, he’s gonna fight.
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