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Adrienne Iapalucci is a standup comic. Her Netflix special “The Dark Queen” premieres on November 12.
www.adrienneiapalucci.com
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#2227 – Adrienne Iapalucci Podcast Episode Summary
In this episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the discussion covers a variety of topics, with a focus on the evolving landscape of media and technology. A significant portion of the conversation revolves around the impact of podcasts and digital content on younger audiences, with concerns about potential radicalization through these mediums. The speakers also touch on the rise of influencers and content creators, noting how these roles have become prominent career paths, surpassing traditional jobs in popularity.
The episode features a segment on health and nutrition, where the benefits of a ketogenic diet are discussed. The speaker shares personal experiences, highlighting improved cognitive performance and mental clarity when the body runs on ketones instead of glucose. This insight is presented as a performance-enhancing strategy, particularly beneficial for activities requiring mental acuity, such as podcasting.
An advertisement for ZipRecruiter is included, emphasizing its effectiveness in streamlining the hiring process through smart technology and matching capabilities. This is presented as a valuable tool for employers seeking to find qualified candidates efficiently.
Recurring themes in the episode include the transformative power of technology in both personal and professional realms, and the importance of adapting to these changes. The overall message suggests a need for awareness and critical thinking in navigating the digital age, whether in media consumption or career development. The episode concludes with a light-hearted reflection on the nature of podcasting and its unique format compared to other media.
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#2227 – Adrienne Iapalucci Podcast Episode Transcript (Unedited)
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Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.
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The Joe Rogan experience.
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Showing ai day Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. That’s true.
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Of course.
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It’s pretty tight.
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Is it tight, you mean?
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No. No. Ai. Like,
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tight. Nice.
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Nice.
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I feel like they’re gonna sue me.
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For the shirt?
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I don’t know.
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Do you sell it?
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I’m trying to.
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I don’t think they wanna sue anybody.
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I think
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they wanna keep it on the DL, especially you. Because you could just go on podcast and talk about it.
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Not if I’m dead. Ai could talk about it till I’m dead.
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Let’s see. If there if they haven’t killed there’s so many if they haven’t killed malice, then there’s so many people that they haven’t killed.
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I’d be a fun kill though. They just come to the Bronx. It’s ai so easy to just kill me.
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Right. Anybody gets killed in the Bronx. Mhmm. Happens all the time.
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Nobody cares.
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Yeah. Probably. They don’t care. Few people would be upset, and then it would go away.
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My meh.
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Like, Epstein. Yes. That kinda went away.
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It did go away.
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The guy who tried to kill Trump kinda went away.
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It did. Well, didn’t that guy get shah, though?
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Yeah. He’s dead. Yeah. But now he’s gone. Poof. Gone. No one talks about it.
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Do you think p. Diddy is in prison waiting for the Clintons to just kill him?
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Do you think
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Every dad be looking for them.
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I don’t think the Clintons were involved with p. Diddy. Do you?
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No. But Epstein.
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Were the was Epstein involved with p. Diddy?
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No. I just feel like these pedophile rings have to cross points at, you know, at some point.
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The p. Diddy thing sounds like just complete unchecked depravity. Like, I don’t even think he was gay. He was just fucking guys. Well He might maybe he’s gay, but
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it seems like he’s just you have to be
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a little gay.
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Because then he would just be fucking weird.
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For, like, 10 minutes.
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He’s he’s at least bi.
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Well, I mean, may it might just be whatever drugs are taken. Like, I don’t understand it. When that whole like, I I think I had peripherally heard that p d d d had big parties, but I never heard of Freakoffs or any I never heard of that stuff until pretty recently, like, post pandemic.
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I think Jamie, when did you hear first hear about, like, P. Diddy parties? I’m on ai.
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I mean, I would think that he I’ve heard about him having big parties.
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Ai be off because the Carl’s breathing. He’s in pretty heavy still right now. I’m just trying to keep it down.
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Oh my god. He’s so cute.
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He’s adorable. Carl and Arya, they they go at it every ai
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comes to I don’t know. I’ve heard of I don’t even know what rumors I would have heard. I just heard, like, you know
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But it was not.
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That crazy parties. I didn’t get nothing.
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Yeah. It was never, like, in the zeitgeist. It was never
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It’s just weird too because he always had the white parties where you have to wear all white, and I just feel like that’s the worst color for body fluid. Ew.
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Yeah. Right? Just shit.
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Maybe that’s how we kept track of who we who we fuck. That person’s already gotten it. That person that person’s already covered and disgusting stuff. That’s why I get track
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of it. There’s so many horrific accusations, though, involving, young singers, young, like, children.
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Yeah. It’s disgusting.
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He’s Insane.
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He makes r Kelly look like a decent guy.
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Yeah.
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It’s so crazy.
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It is crazy. And meanwhile, the guy was, like, hanging out with Oprah, hanging out with Obama.
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Jay z.
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Everybody. Everybody.
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I’m sure the Clintons were there at some point.
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Maybe Bill.
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Bill is so nice.
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I went one time. Was he?
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He’s so not like, when I met
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him charming.
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He is, and he’s actually still kinda good looking. Like, even for an older dude Yeah. Yeah. Why not? He’s still so good looking, and she’s just so miserable.
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Well, she’s publicly humiliated, and she thought that her big retribution would become president. You know, become president. Sure. And then that would be it. All water under the bridge. I’m a strong woman. I’m running this country. And then Meh was ai, nah.
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I mean, it doesn’t matter what color you are. America does not want a woman in charge.
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Well, that’s not exactly true because she won the popular vote.
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She I mean, not, Kamala though.
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No. But Kamala was a terrible candidate. The difference between her and Hillary is night and day.
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Well, Hillary had a lot of experience too. She’s been doing this for a long time.
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Sure. She was his secretary of state. And on top of that, she could answer questions.
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Sure.
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Like, you could have a question with her about, like, what would we do differently if you were president about the Israel Gaza conflict?
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Sure.
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She would have something off the top of her head. What would you do differently than Joe Biden? She wouldn’t say Ai can’t think of a thing. She would never say that. No. Kamala Harris is just not good.
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She’s definitely not good at interviewing either.
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No. I mean, I don’t know if she’s good at running things, because you’d have to be behind the scenes to see how that works. Sure. But when it comes to, like, talking off the top of her head, she what she’s good at is a pre rehearsed speech that she reads off a teleprompter.
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Sure. But if someone asks you a rogue question, then you have to be ready to answer it.
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Yeah. When rogue questions, like, you have to be able to say what differentiates you ram Biden. You have to. That’s ai a that’s pretty simple.
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You’re just ai, well, I’m still alive.
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Yeah. That too. Ai would be funny if
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you said that. Right. That’s what she should do. If she could be funny, people
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could be a funny person. I could answer questions. I could look you in the eye. Yeah. I I remember what I’m talking about. Yes.
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I was surprised she didn’t come on the podcast a little bit.
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It seems like and this is all reports. These are all anecdotal reports. Right? But it seems like her campaign was kind of chaotic. Like, no one could make a decision. Mhmm. They had I don’t know how many conversations with my folks.
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Right.
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But multiple conversations giving different dates, different times, different this, different that. And we knew that she was gonna be in Texas. So I sai, open invitation.
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Right. You you said you can come whenever you want.
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Anytime. You pick a time, I will be here.
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And you would have been the best person for her to talk to because you’re not gonna attack her. You would just ask her questions, but that’s the problem. I don’t know if she’d be able to answer those questions.
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I’ll ask
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her a question, but Sai think they had requirements on things that she didn’t wanna talk about. She didn’t wanna talk about marijuana legalization, which I thought was hilarious.
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Why?
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Like, that’s so because of her prosecuting record.
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Oh, well, I mean, that is like that was her old job though.
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Yeah. And, you know, she put a lot of people in jail for weed. 1500, apparently.
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It’s not really that many though. 1500.
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Tyler those ai. Those 1500 together in a room. Prison?
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No. Oh, okay. I think And they’re fine now. Well Prison really builds character. You go in there, and you really figure out what kind of person you are.
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I bet it does. Yeah. But when you are, held past your release date to fight wildfires for the state because Kamala Harris wants you to do that Sure. With the swipe of my pen. Right.
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You guys are I mean, it’s not ai the worst idea.
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So just clean up the ai?
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Well, you should probably pay people for all work.
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Sure.
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You know, even prisoners.
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Just free.
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Ai got a problem with all that. I I mean, I have a problem with slave labor in prison because it’s essentially mandated.
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Right. You
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have to you have to have a job in some prisons.
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But, I mean, what else are you gonna do in prison?
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Like, if you’re not Read books, do push ups.
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But at some point someone tell
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you what to do. If
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I’m gonna wanna do hair, I’m gonna wanna cook at some point. Like, you just do need a routine. Otherwise, the time how many books can you read every single day?
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That’s true. That’s true. Yeah. How many yoga classes can
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you take? Need a schedule ai of just to, like I don’t know. That just helps your day go by. Like, even if you hated it, you still need like, when I was on unemployment for a period, I’m like, I’m actually very bored. You know what I mean? Like, you you like it for a couple of days, but you need that routine to kinda, like I don’t know.
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I would if I was in prison, I’d want a job.
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This is my fear when it comes to, automation, AI, and then ultimately, I think everyone’s gonna have to have universal basic income. I think all countries are gonna have to have it. I think United States is gonna have to have it too. And, people need a purpose. They need a thing.
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For sure. They need an ai, and a lot of people identify with whatever their job is. You know, they they find they take pride in it. It means something to them to show up at work and have people say they do a great job and you’re very valuable to the company and you you know, the customers like you and all that stuff is really good for people.
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It’s good for self esteem. It’s good for giving you a purpose. If if universal basic income is a thing, which I think it’s going to have to be a thing, It’s gonna be real weird psychologically for people to adjust to that.
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I think there’d probably be a lot of riots. Like, I don’t know what else would you do.
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Just riot with government money?
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Yeah. I was thinking Trump might not win, and there was gonna be a bunch of ai, and I would be able to just get, like, a free computer. Like, I was kinda hoping for that.
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Well, you know, you can buy a computer, Adrian. You’re No.
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I wanna Successful comedian. Listen. A free computer is better than a computer you have to pay for. Is it? Yeah.
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Wouldn’t you feel guilty at all?
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No. If they’re rioting, everything’s for free. That’s the rule.
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That was the rule during George Floyd.
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But that’s what I’m saying. During Ai Manor, I live by a CVS that was, like, getting broken into all the time. I have, like, shampoo and conditioner for years.
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Did you go in there?
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Yeah. Why not? I was in there when it was happening. I was like, ai.
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Get arrested.
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How? Don’t say that. No.
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These are all jokes. Right?
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Wink. They’re all jokes.
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Wink is all
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Ai, I was just supporting Black Lives Matter and that’s how you do it.
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That’s how you do it. You get shampoo for free.
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Shampoo and conditioner.
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Yeah. The most racist thing I ever saw was a CVS that had everything locked up except sunscreen.
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I mean, that’s pretty much how it is on every CVS. And white people don’t buy sunscreen because we wanna be dark. So no one’s no one’s stealing it or buying it.
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Yeah. Good good call. The well, they do if they’re worried about cancer. If you’re one of those people, it puts it everywhere all over your face. Mean you ai, you’re putting toxic chemicals all over your face.
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People do that. They’re ai smoking cigarettes. It’s like, what are you doing? Just get cancer.
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Well, I was reading this thing where they were talking about that see if you can find this. So what what this person was saying was that people who spend less time in the sun are more likely to get deadly skin cancer.
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Is it because your body’s not used to it?
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Or Yeah. You get cooked. You know, your body doesn’t have any meh. So you go out there and you get, like, fucking burnt to death, and your body develops cancers. But, also, you’re not you don’t have vitamin d. So vitamin d is ai a critical hormone, and it protects you from a lot of things. It’s it’s it’s crucial for your immune system.
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It’s crucial for a lot of different functions.
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It’s also interesting because one time we’re at the seller and Louie kept telling me that I needed vitamin d because I’m so white. And I was just ai, vitamin e, is that a real thing? It just sounds like dick. Vitamin I was ai?
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Vitamin d.
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I was like, is that like a real thing?
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So ai, you need some vitamin d.
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So you
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need to
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get fucked by somebody that’s gonna
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help you out. That’s gonna
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help you sana. That’s the only thing
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that’s gonna keep me alive. Imagine if that was true. Imagine if, like, the only way you sai maintain health is
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to get fucked.
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I mean, it makes sense. People that are homeless are just, like, fingering themselves all the time. There must be something to it.
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Mentally ill.
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Sure. But they also are ai, I wanna stay alive. I wanna be on this I wanna I wanna prolong this homelessness. Keep me alive as long as we can.
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There’s there’s a book I read, Fingering Yourself for Health.
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I mean, all of the homeless people on sixth Street
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are just, like, fingering themselves constantly. Yeah. There’s a lot of that that kind of activity Yeah. With the homeless
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oh, I think Yeah.
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There’s a lot of that that kind of activity Yeah. With the homeless.
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Oh, I think they just give up on shame,
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on everything,
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and they just I think you’re out of your mind. You have to be out of your mind. Where you’re
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like, who cares? Ai this poor lady on sixth Street. There’s a gas station that I
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only go to if everything’s gone totally wrong and I need gas for sure.
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You just run out of
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But you’re ai, you’re there. You get out of your car. You’re ready to fight people. It’s a sketchy gas station.
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Oh, I guess.
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And there’s this poor lady who her head, instead of being ai here, her head is like it’s like it’s bryden. Her neck is broken.
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Okay.
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And so her head is like down here.
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Ai she
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she has to look at you like this. She can’t lift her chin off of her sternum, literally down like this, and she’s just a bag of bones just barely alive.
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Like, okay. Obviously, we’re not gonna help homeless people. Like, there’s no money in helping poor people. Like, let’s give them all Fentanyl, clean up the streets, do the kindest thing we can for them.
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ODM?
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Yeah. If I’m on the street for longer than a week, please kill me. It’s not going well.
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Sai people have recovered. Just people have gotten their
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shit How many?
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I don’t know.
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How many CEOs were, like, I was on the
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show. 0 CEOs.
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And then I got some vitamin d. I turned Well,
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how many CEOs enjoy life? That’s the real question. I just because something’s difficult to do doesn’t mean it’s good to do.
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Right? Sure.
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Like, some people think that becoming extremely wealthy and running a major corporation because it’s difficult to do, that’s something you should aspire to. But those guys all die young. They all have heart attacks and strokes.
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Yeah. It’s a very high stress position.
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Insanely high stress, and the hours are insane, and you’re probably fucking miserable other than ai you’re doing coke and banging strippers.
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Right. I think I would like the rich part, and then I would just do something with, like, animals.
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Oh. Yeah.
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I love animals.
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Yeah. I know you do.
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People forget. But, like
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Well, I brought Marshall just for you.
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I mean, Marshall is so beautiful. Like, if I ever go bald, I told tyler I want, like, a wig. I don’t know how ai women are not just wearing Bryden Retriever’s wigs because it’s beautiful, his hair.
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But it would stink when it gets wet.
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I mean, everyone thinks white people smell anyway when it’s in a position. Ram remember the first time you heard that black people thought white people smell like dogs? I did. We love dogs.
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I have never heard that.
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Oh, yeah. Really?
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They
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always think we smell like dogs. Mhmm. It’s like that’s try hurting my feelings.
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Well, I guess if you’re around dogs, I think human beings smell if they don’t wash. It’s all it is. Like, I don’t think there’s a difference in the smell of black people and white people. And this is coming from somebody who does jujitsu.
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Sure. Maybe not.
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Sai I smell people, like, that close with their chest pressed up against my face. I’ve never noticed a difference in human odor.
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All I know is black people think white people smell like dogs. Wet dogs wanna get wet.
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Maybe that’s just like a fun thing
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to say.
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I think it’s more than one ai person saying it.
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For real? Yeah. I’ve never heard Jamie, you ever heard that? Nope. Jamie never heard it.
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Well, I hang up on
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my last call. To you. Yeah. Weird.
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I’m like, that doesn’t hurt my feelings. I love dogs.
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Yeah. Dogs are great.
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They’re amazing.
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If you’re gonna smell like an animal, I mean, that’s not the worst one to smell like. Cats are kinda crazy because they never meh. And they don’t even take showers. They just clean themselves. No.
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But if you get, like, one of those hairless ones, you have to, like, clean their nails
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and
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their skin and stuff.
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The hairless ones are fucking weird.
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They are, but I like them.
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Do white people really smell like wet dogs?
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They Black
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people, the smell comes from hair follicles when they get wet. Hair follicles secrete an oil that spreads some spreads somewhat when wet and a small amount of water gets it. Okay. Interesting. Yeah. And that’s from, Cora. It’s hilarious.
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Ai a white
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But that’s hilarious. Go back up to that. Cora is one of those answer websites. Right?
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Oh, I thought Cora like a black lady. See what
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Look at all the Reddit posts that are
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I understand the Reddit post, but here’s my point. Cora is ai one of those, like, you can ask it, like, how do you make a nuclear bomb?
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Sure.
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Like, that kind of stuff. And imagine if it said, do black people really smell like dogs?
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What do black people smell like when they’re wet?
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I don’t think they smell any different than anybody. But the point is They also smell like trash. Have that question on a question web page.
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Chance. They’ll You
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could take no fucking chance. But you could have it about white people.
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Could you ask it at what Indian people smell like?
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I don’t think you should.
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I’m not. They would tyler Nobody cares about Indian people at all.
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Indian people do.
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Yeah. But you ever see what they’re doing in India?
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If they they promise for me, if ai president, you’re gonna have a real issue with this.
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I don’t even know who that is.
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Really? Yeah. You don’t know who Vivek is?
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I try not to pay attention to what’s going on.
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Good for you.
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I really don’t know anything.
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Good for you. That’s so healthy.
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I know, like, very little.
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If you can exist like that, it’s a good way to be. You know, there’s plenty of people in this world that are paying attention.
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I know. I’m not one of them, though.
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Yeah. I don’t have a problem with that. That’s Ari Shavir too. He doesn’t know what’s
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going on. That’s why we’re good buddies.
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Yeah. He has no idea what’s happening.
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He’s I mean
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You talk to him about laws being passed. Ai, what? That’s not real.
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Yeah. Ari’s the best. He’s ai Ari’s but he’s also so autistic, which is why, like, him even producing my special was so good because he’s so, like, focused, and he knows exactly what to do.
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Very focused. Love stand up as an art form.
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Love stand up. He’s the best at, like, not killing seats for the show. He is the best person for that.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. He knows how important that is. Yeah. His special that he did was the the Jew special was so ridiculous because they had to keep those candles lit, and sai, like, they had to constantly light them.
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I was there for it. I opened for it. It was so hot, and he taped it in June. It was so hot. I was on stage. I did, like, 15 minutes. I’m like, oh, it’s really hot in here.
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Well, it’s a fire behind you.
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I know.
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You think about all those candles? How much fire is that? That’s a lot of fire.
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It’s crazy. It was
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a Did they have, like, fire extinguishers standing by in case some shit went sideways?
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Probably. I’m sure there were some, like there might have been a fire marshal they had to hire just to make sure.
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Probably.
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But even if the whole place goes on fire, what’s he gonna do? He’s like, well, there’s a fire.
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Like, what are you gonna do? He’s gonna run away.
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Right. So what is he gonna do? Like, I mean, you would need so many, fire extinguishers.
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No. They’re little tiny fires. They’re a bunch of little itty bitty ai. There’s not, like, one major all consuming ai.
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What if I meh to hold of, like, the curtain?
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If you have fire extinguishers, how far back was the curtain from that? Was there a curtain at all? I’m pretty sure.
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It was a curtain.
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I was pretty sure there’s a curtain. Yeah. It Sai mean, it looks beautiful, though.
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Yeah. It’s not as easy to light things on fire as you think. And if fire marshals are standing by with a fire extinguisher, they put that shit out real quick. And that would actually be kinda funny. Yeah. They’d probably keep that on the show.
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That’d be fun if
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there wasn’t a fire. Idea to put you put your candles on stage.
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That’d be amazing.
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Well, he was running that special
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for I
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was with him. Forever for a long time. And then, you know, the whole Kobe thing happened, and he stopped, and then he came back.
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What’s great
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is I was with him in, I guess it was Charlotte when the whole Kobe thing happened, and I he was sick. I was like, oh, just we’re on the road. I was like, just go to sleep. And then I wake up, and I’m like, what did you do? I was like, you’re sick. You’re supposed to go to sleep. And then I was like, oh, Ari.
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And then the funniest part is people are, like, we’re gonna kick your ass if you’re ever in North Ai. And he’s like, I’m there. They’re like, alright. Well, if you come to where I’m at, we’re gonna kick your ass.
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Well, he was really into making fun of people when they died because everybody was, like, really kind to people when they die. And and he was always, like, fuck them. Some of them were really funny. The Kobe one was not, but some of them were really funny.
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Sure. I also don’t think he knew, like he didn’t know, like, the daughter was there. Like, he was just Right.
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He
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was just doing it about Kobe.
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Jamie, your, microphone is rubbing. Ai
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got those
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in. Oh, yeah. I but just he doesn’t do that anymore. Thank god.
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What’s funny is the Uber came to pick us up the next day, and it’s, like, just like a black dude picking us up. He’d and he’s, like, I gotta go to the bathroom. He takes us to, like, a transient bus station.
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To Uber guy?
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Yes. Oh, god. And I’m like, does this guy know Just
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sai up.
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About ai. I’m like, are we gonna get murdered? The guy leaves for, like, 20, 30 minutes to take a shit. No way. Yeah. Before we’re going to, like, the airport. No way. He did. And I was like, this is crazy.
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I would’ve ordered a second Uber to pick me up where the first Uber was.
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No. Meh were ready to get murdered.
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You’re ready?
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You’re just sitting there.
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But the time is now. This is my fate.
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This is my fate. We’re dying right now.
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Did he
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die because Ari Shaffir decides first of all, for the longest time, Ari realized that he could not have a phone because he would be addicted to social media and it was terrible for his mental health.
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And that’s what happened.
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And so he had a flip phone forever.
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Oh, I know.
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And I was like, good for you. Like, David Tell still has a flip phone.
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He does.
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And it’s brilliant. Like, the people that do it, Sebastian Junger, he came in here. He still has a flip phone. There’s people that that rock a flip phone.
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If he would have not had that flip phone, he wouldn’t have done the Kobe stuff.
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Oh, 100%. But I think things like that ultimately are good.
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Yeah. He’s not he doesn’t regret it. Have you talked to him?
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He shouldn’t have done it. Right? But he now he knows he shouldn’t have done it, and that’s just another layer of experience in life and just overcoming this horrific cancellation.
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Should he not have done ai, though?
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In hindsight? Yeah. I think he’s probably it’s probably not a good thing to do to mock God’s daughter who died
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on the hospital. He just mocked him. True. Yeah. So Ai I asked Molly, do you regret doing it? He’s like, no.
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Of course, he
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said.
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And nobody nobody really like, people were upset. That’s the whole thing with cancellations. People are upset for, like, 2, 3 days, and then they forget.
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Well, especially in this news ai. This news cycle ai so crazy. It’s just no matter what happens, there’s always something right around the corner that just covers it up.
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Just a new thing to get
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upset about. Another wave comes in and you no longer it fades. Whatever it is.
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Bryden, Ai mean, I think about the FEMA person who got fired because if you had a truck yeah. If you had, like, a Trump thing on your
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Can you
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imagine that?
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I know. But it’s, like, if you have any signs, that means your house didn’t get hit hard by a hurricane. No. Come on.
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No. Because you could have a Biden sign. Like, it doesn’t matter.
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It doesn’t sign. But that’s what I’m saying. If you have any sign
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sign was secured. Depends entirely on how the sign was secured.
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If your roof came off, you think that ai gonna be there?
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Bottom line is that’s not what she was saying. What she was saying is avoid all houses that have a Trump sign. You cannot do that.
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Oh, I know. But I’m just saying what’s funny to me is, like, if you have a sign and it didn’t lift off the ground, like, how hard was your house?
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It could
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be flooding. Your house could have been completely flooded. You have no power, no electricity, no running water. Yeah.
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I guess.
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Your house needs to be drained. Ai, it’s federal emergency management. It’s not supposed to be federal emergency management for whoever this one person who’s in charge with ai
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Oh, absolutely. I don’t I’m I was making a joke. Like, if you have any sign there and it survived a hurricane, like, your house is probably fine.
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Right.
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Also, I want FEMA funds to go to the Fyre Festival. Like, that’s all our our money should be going through is white guys trying to run a festival who fail.
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Do you know how that guy’s doing another one?
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I know. Is it a it’s not a Fyre Festival.
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He’s calling it I think he’s calling it Fyre Festival too. Is he? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. And he’s charging, like, $1,000,000 a ticket. His move is to just charge an insane amount of money and see how fucking stupid some people are.
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I mean, I love that.
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The whole thing was nuts. It’s ai one dude it’s always ai some guy who you think could be selling Bitcoin or a pyramid scheme, and now he’s decided to put on a music festival.
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Because he wants to be cool. Mhmm. You know what I mean? Like, doing this He wants
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to party with people.
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He
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wants to party with people.
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But do you ai didn’t he get, like, famous people to go?
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I think a lot of people pulled out.
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Ai the last minute?
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Yeah.
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Probably when they heard.
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No. But who was the guy that was, like, was, like, not Jadakiss. Who was Ja Rule. Ja Rule was doing it all the time? I mean, if you have Ja Rule on anything, it’s not gonna be well.
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Was Ja Rule one of the organizers?
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He I think he was just, like, one of the faces of it. I don’t know if he put money in it or not.
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Right. Like, he gave him a piece of it or something like that.
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I don’t know. He was there. They brought all these influencers out. And they I mean, listen. If he if he pulled it off, it would have been pretty good. I mean, he did have everyone post at the same ai, like, what was it, that orange box or something? All of them so, like, everyone saw it, and they were like, oh, what’s this?
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And then all these, like, rich kids are there, and they’re, like, crying because they’re eating. I mean, honestly, the Fyre Festival was for all of us. That’s what it was. Right. For all of us to see all these kids crying in these FEMA tents, and there’s just it was amazing. It was amazing.
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See if you can find his videos. Or he’s trying to promote Fyre Festival too. So he’s walking down the street of New York City saying that all so many tickets are already sold. And if you want
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I think they sold a lot of tickets. I’m
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looking to bryden, and I don’t even can’t find the website to buy them. Not that I wanna go. I just wanna see. Well, it
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might not even be real. He might be completely insane.
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There’s a lot of press about it.
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About Fyre Festival 2?
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Yeah. Posted on multiple websites. Mhmm. This was all happening. It could’ve just been a press release. Right. Ai know?
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Where where is Fyre Festival 2 gonna be?
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Somewhere in Mexico on April 25th or 20 Oh,
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my god. I hope the cartel died
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out. No. Coming up. Yeah.
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This year coming up. Yeah. Wow. Who the fuck is gonna
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Who’s going to Mexico for a fucking Fyre Festival? That’s crazy. Just go to Cancun. It’s so much closer
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Yeah. Yeah.
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To your festival.
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Go to, Puerto Vallarta. You don’t have to go to fire festival. What’s the place that all the kids go to? Tulum. They love to party in Tulum.
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Yeah. Have it have it there.
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I don’t know why Tulum. This is not one that’s ai one of the major places where they have those Aztec ruins, I think, or Mayan ruins. I don’t know why Tulum is like the big it’s like where, like Beautiful. Hippies and psychedelic people go. They go to Tulum. They do a lot of Instagram posts.
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I mean, that’s all everything’s about an Instagram post.
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I was watching, this lady and her boyfriend the other day. We’re walking on the street, and they had basically taken up the entire street. Sai the girl was sitting on this, like, marble bench and she was posing and you couldn’t walk in between the 2 of them and he was ai 12 feet away from her.
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So they was like like, what is this?
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You’re just stopping.
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Yeah. I don’t know what And it was a long photo shoot. Like, it went on for a couple minutes. It was fucking stupid as shit. She kept changing her her pose and her face and the angle that he photographed her at. I wanted to take his phone away. Like, hey, fuckhead. Get out of the way.
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Yeah. They do that every I was in CVS, and they they were doing a sketch. And everyone’s like, you gotta get out of here.
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A sketch in CVS?
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There’s a bunch of people with cameras, and they were trying to do a sketch. And they were screaming, and this girl was ai this girl behind the counter is a nice girl, and she’s also, like, a little bit slow. So she’s trying to get these people out of there. It’s just, like, chaos. Everybody.
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I get why people steal in CVS because nobody helps you, and you’re ai, I will just speak. It’s just you’re better off stealing than waiting there for somebody to come help you. It’s just a nightmare.
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The amount of people that I’ve seen working at those ai of stores that have, like, some sort of odd wound.
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An eye wound? Odd. Some
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odd, like, something like, their head looks oddly shaped and, like, they get hit with a brick. Like, something
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Well, that’s where veterans go to work. They send you back.
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To CVS? Yeah. Really? I don’t know. Oh, you’re just making that up.
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I make a lot of stuff up.
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There’s so many of these fucking sketches and pranks that people are doing now on YouTube. It’s ai everybody if you look at kids today, like, they did some sort of a survey where they asked kids, like, what do you want to be when you grow up? And most of them said famous.
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Yeah. I mean, you could get famous opening, like, unboxing videos. Ai like, I mean, if you could do that, why wouldn’t you wanna do that? I mean, I’d have a kid just to see if they could do that.
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Well, you know that kid on TikTok, Keith Lee? Do you know who he is? He just reviews food No. With a sort of a monotone voice. He’s actually brothers with a he was a MMA fighter himself, and he’s brothers with Kevin Lee, who was a, a top UFC contender at one point in time. And he just does these, like, sort of monotone videos where he reviews food.
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Is he, like
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Super super popular.
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Wow. Yeah.
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Like, how many
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It’s ai, why even go to school if you can just unbox a video?
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One of our ai study shows that 27,000,000 paid creators creators operating in the US, 11,600,000,000 of them working full time as creators. Wow. Yeah. I mean, it’s like Is
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that a number one job? If you’re from another
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country and you’re like, why
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don’t we just bomb America? Wait. That might be.
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Ai crazy. Isn’t the number one job driving vehicles in the United States, which is one of the things they’re really worried about when it comes to automation because that’s one of the first jobs it’s gonna go?
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I’ve seen those cars where they’re operating there’s no one operating them and they’re just driving.
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They’re weird. Okay. Number 1 occupation, retail salesperson is 3,000,000. Home and health personal care is 3,000,000 as well. 3 both of them are 3,700,000. General and operations managers, 3,005. Fast food counter workers, 34. Show them all
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What’s interesting is
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60 more rows.
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The retail and the home health aids, they’re the same people doing both jobs because they can’t afford to ai.
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Just one job. So drivers isn’t even in the top meh. That’s interesting. I thought it was, like, number one of the top ones. So Cooks is 2,007, and that’s number 10. Stalkers, order fillers, 28. And so influencers was what? 1,000,000? That’s what it was? 1 11. 1.11. Oh, 11. Wait a minute.
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So that’s more than that. Yeah. So what the fuck? So go back to that chart again. 11.6.
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That’s like the top 4 combined almost.
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That’s crazy. Yep. So it’s the most common job. Sai why is it saying retail salesperson? It’s ai literally
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Yeah.
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3 times more common than that. Ai, I
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have to then dig into where they’re getting their data from, I ai. But Wow. So it says retail has been the most common job in the US since 1997.
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Not anymore, bitches. Yeah. That’s crazy. So that means an influencer or content creator, whatever the fuck you wanna call people. That’s me too, I guess. With that’s the number one job. Number podcasting. I used to have a joke back when it was just reality shows that, there’s gonna be a reality show about a cameraman on a reality show.
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Somebody’s filming him?
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If someone’s filming the cameraman on real what a crazy job. You are a cameraman on reality show. And then someone’s gonna say, but who’s the cameraman behind the cameraman?
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Right.
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And then it’s gonna be like 2 mirrors facing each other. With the United States, it’s gonna be filled with just camera people filming other camera people.
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I’m into it.
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It was a joke, but it’s kind of true now. Like, once because I back when I said this, this is like, you know, 2,000 something when I was on Fear Factor. There was no social media stars. It didn’t exist, and social media itself didn’t exist. But now that it does, now that you see the impact that it has and how many people are making a living as, air quotes, content creators, it’s ai of fucking crazy.
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It’s incredible.
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Yeah. It’s a totally new market that emerged out of nowhere. And according to that thing, at least, it’s the number one job in the country.
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Yeah. I mean, it makes sense. People are making a ton of money off of it. That’s why people are, like, filming every single thing that they do. Yeah. I’m just putting it on Instagram or TikTok.
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Well, they learned from the Kardashians that it doesn’t even have to be interesting.
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No. It doesn’t.
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You just have to have a new scene every 5 seconds. It’s just
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And also if it’s, like, something crazy if somebody’s ai, like, a fight
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That helps.
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Yeah.
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But it doesn’t even that doesn’t even matter. All you have to do is just constantly switch angles.
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Do you
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ever watch a reality show? Mhmm. The the the scenes constantly change.
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Just switching.
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My wife watches that stupid fucking Kardashian show.
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I’ll watch it too, but sometimes it’s sai monotone. Like, it’s just one monotone person to another monotone person.
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She just likes the clothes and the this other pretty ai.
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I mean, listen, I watch the Kardashians. I get it.
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But the point is every, like, 5 seconds, the camera changes angles. You never have, like, what like, the like a podcast. Yeah. It’s just you, meh. The only thing that changes is your camera’s on when you’re talking, my camera’s on when we’re talking. Sometimes it’s both both of us talking on camera.
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I mean, I wish Kris Jenner was my mother. I mean, the way she’s made these kids so famous, ai, could you mind telling your kid to fucking have a sex scene and then release it?
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Do you
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think that she did that?
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Yeah. She absolutely did that.
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For sure?
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I think so. Really? I’m pretty sure.
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I reserve judgment.
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I think she I think she did, and I think it was the smartest thing she could’ve done for all their careers.
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Definitely worked.
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Absolutely.
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And then everybody has sex.
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Right. If
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you wanna watch, go watch.
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Go watch it. Yeah. Like, the fact like, you would never think a mom would put that out there, but it was, like, pretty brilliant. My mom would never do something like that for me.
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Well, you know, that she’s a little unconventional. Sure.
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Yeah. It takes an unconventional woman to, like, release your kid’s sex tape.
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She kinda turned her husband into a woman and basically made the entire clan super rich.
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Ai, even Rob is rich. They’re all rich.
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Crazy rich. Yeah. For no reason.
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Like Because of that text date.
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Right. But, like, that is kind of the the seed.
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It is. Yeah. Ray j was more famous than Kim when they did that.
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Right.
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And now Ray j is, like, nowhere.
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Sai ai know that’s
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Like, if his mother also was on top of it with Kris, he could have been a bigger star too. Nobody gives a shit about Ray J anymore.
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That’s crazy that he didn’t capitalize on that.
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Because his mom wasn’t Kris Jenner.
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Right. But why didn’t he figure out a way? Because, like, what is I
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don’t know.
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What’s unique about her way of thinking?
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I think it’s just, Kim is very pretty.
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That helps. He’s a good looking guy, though.
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He’s a big dick.
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He is a he
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is a good looking guy.
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Got a big dick. Right?
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He I assume I you know, I never saw the video.
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How dare you lie to me like that right to my face.
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That he
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has a big dick?
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No. That you never saw the video.
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I didn’t. I saw the video, but I didn’t see his dick in it.
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What did you see?
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I think I saw it too late. I seen it years later. I seen it years later. I checked it out too late when the dick wasn’t in it. What?
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The dick was removed eventually?
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I think
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the dick was removed. Come on. I don’t know. I’ve been searching for it pretty hard.
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I bet Jamie can find it right now on Pornhub. Sai you find it?
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We got Pornhub is blocked in Texas, Joe.
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Oh, no. Well, you know what? You gotta have certain laws if you wanna have free guns.
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Why can’t why is it blocked in Texas?
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That’s the weirdest thing. It’s not blocked. You just have to have proof that you’re 18.
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How do you prove that? Your license?
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Upload yeah. You have
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Kris Jenner sai that you’re over 18?
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You have to have proof.
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Okay. I guess. Well, I’m gonna go home and search it.
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Well, porn addiction for kids is a real thing.
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I date a guy that had porn addiction.
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Yeah. What happened?
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I mean, we broke up eventually. He was also a little autistic. And then he went to see a sex therapist, and Sai think they were fucking. So I guess she fixed it.
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What? He fucked his sex therapist? Yeah. Jesus Christ. For real?
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I mean, that’s what he told me. I don’t think he’s, like, lying about it.
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What a bitch.
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Yeah. But you have to, like it’s like any other addiction. You have to, like, stop doing it. I didn’t even know he had it.
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I’m just focusing on the sex therapist. Yeah. Like, how crazy is it that she’s fucking her ai? Maybe her boyfriend wasn’t fucking her at vatsal. And she was ai, at least someone’s obsessed with it.
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Well, maybe
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Give it to me.
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Maybe that’s how she cures you.
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Because if you’re horny if you’re, like, a healthy person who’s just horny normally, and the person you’re with is not horny at all, and you’re exhausted by that, but you’re a sex therapist, and then you’re you’re talking to some ai, he’s good looking guy, and he’s, like, I I wanna fuck all the time.
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That’s the thing with
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And she’s like, you know what? I wanna fuck all the time too.
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Sure. But, like, with porn addiction, you’re so used like, he would have, like, 300 screens open at once. So one person to him is boring. So that’s what, like, porn addiction is. You need so I’m exaggerating, but you need, like, a lot of different things open and it probably has to get more and more progressive for you to, like, get off.
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Wow. Well, that’s where it gets real weird. Right? Like, you start getting into, like, the darker side of porn. Ai, violent porn and choking and gagging, spitting and slapping and abuse Sure. Tying people up, that kind of shit. Like, because if you’re if you’re just getting your jollies if you’re not just trying to masturbate and have a little fantasy, you sana, like, it’s gotta get darker and crazier and it’s gotta, like, really freak you out.
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That’s why I think you have all those screens open. You’re watching all of it at once.
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You’re getting tiny dopamine hits from a 100 sources.
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Right. Sai then, like,
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just having
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sex therapist calling you up, get over here.
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I got 300 other therapists here.
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You’re a naughty boy. Get over here.
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Yeah. Ai, I mean
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How did she say how did he say that it started with the sex therapist?
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I don’t know. He didn’t tell me, like, the specifics of it. Meh had been broken up already, and we, like, remained friends. And he just told me that they started sleeping together.
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Jesus. That seems crazy. That’s ai prison guards fucking the prisoners.
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I mean, if I was in prison, I would try and fuck all the guards.
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What else
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are you gonna do? Yeah. Yeah. I would do everything. Ai become Muslim. I would, like, become trans. I would do everything I could do in prison Right. Just mix it up. To pass the time.
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Yeah. Especially if you have a long sentence.
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If you’re there for life, I’m down to do everything. Yeah. I’ll do license plates. I’m gonna do hair. I’m gonna cook. I’m gonna do everything there.
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Of course. Yeah. Yeah. It’s it’s it’s weird how many people are in prison. I mean, we went over this the other day. How many people are in prison in the United States compared to, like, the rest of the fucking world? It’s, like, we have the highest percentage of people that are in bryden, I think, of any country in the western world for sure.
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I mean, you got China’s hard to count because you have essentially slaves.
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Well, also, in China, they all live in, like, tiny boxes anyway, which are prisons of their own doing.
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Well, like, you you wouldn’t say necessarily that, the people that make your iPhone are slaves, but they’re literally sleeping in dorms, and they put nets around the building to keep them from jumping off.
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I’d rather be in prison. How do you get in prison?
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In prison, they probably, like, give you less hours than the Foxconn workers.
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Sure.
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Probably get better food. How many people? End of 2023, the US had 1,800,000 people in prison, which is more than any other country. China had the 2nd highest number of prisoners with about a 100000 fewer than the US. But the thing about Ai, again, like, it’s not just the amount of people in an actual prison. You have to think about the actual actual people that are slaves.
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US sai the highest incarceration rate in the world, 724 people per 100,000. England and Wales has an incarceration rate of 145 per 100 40,000, and Russia has 581 people per 100,000. So Russia’s nipping at our heels. Russian people are fucking crazy though. US has longer sentences than many other countries which contributes to the high incarceration rates.
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I wonder how many other countries have private prisons too. That’s the dark part. It’s that
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Well, that’s how you make the money.
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Yeah. Yeah. Profit profit off of people. I remember when I found out that prison guard unions were lobbying to keep marijuana laws because they wanted people to be in jails, like, what?
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Yeah. Because they wanna make money.
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Money. They need they need that job. They need those contracts. So, many countries have private prisons, including United States has the most private bryden in the world, a 158 facilities in 30 states, Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia, Australia, high percentage of privatized prisons, New Zealand, United Kingdom, Scotland, Wales, South Africa, Japan, Brazil.
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When did they start with the private prison thing? Like, who what fucking monster? Okay. Google this. What was the 1st private prison?
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What fucking monster didn’t see didn’t see the road ahead when you allow people to profit off of people being locked up? What monster didn’t see you’re gonna just have people lock more people up? 1984, these motherfuckers. It’s George Orwell. Literally is Orwell.
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I would have thought it was before that.
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No. It’s a fairly recent thing. Prison used to be something that we used to have because we had to lock certain people up to protect them from society. And instead, it became, hey. I think I can make money. I think I can make money off people in jail. They’re using people ai batteries to generate money.
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This thing says Louisiana privatized its penitentiary. I don’t know if there’s a big differentiation between that.
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44. Privatized, which was run as a factory. Yeah. Inmates were used to produce cheap clothing for enslaved people. Wow. That’s crazy. You’re producing clothes for slaves.
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I mean, that is basically just, Xi’an. That’s what they’re doing in China.
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Right.
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All those clothes shah arya, like, $2.
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Yeah. That’s weird. Right? You can ai a total knock off of a designer dress for, like, $4.
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I know. It’s great. I love it.
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They’re being they think you love it. I think there’s a documentary on that that I was watching. My kid was watching it, and I walked in on it.
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Was it ai the Sheehan documentary?
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Mhmm. Yeah. They were talking about these people, like, they lost the contract because they weren’t able to produce things as fast as this company needed them. And if it’s just all about the knockoff industry over there. Sure. So if you’re a designer, you might like that top that you’re wearing and people like it.
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They’ll just take that top and copy it exactly and sell for $5, you know. And you’re ai, what? It’s $59 on my website. Nope. $5.
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Ai are there not knockoff iPhones?
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There are. Not only is there not a not only is there a knockoff iPhone, there’s a knockoff Apple Store in China where every single item is not really Apple.
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But it works just as good. It does not work as as good.
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I doubt it. Tell them about that. Why wouldn’t they cut corners? They’re already ai to you.
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I know.
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Like, if they’re why wouldn’t they put a cheaper chip in the laptops when they put cheaper screens? If you wanna use, like, Gorilla Glass and AMOLED displays, that’s just expensive. Use some cheap ass, you know, 5 year ago bullshit and just sell for a while.
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For a couple of years, that’s great.
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5 year old bullshit still works.
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Yeah. It does.
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It’s not great though.
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I mean, I drop my phone all the time.
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Try to register with the Apple Store and like, shah, player. That’s hated iPhone.
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That’s why you need riots so you can steal the stuff. It all comes back to that. Stealing all this stuff.
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But someone’s gotta make the stuff. Slaves.
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Yeah. In China.
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Bryden in China. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what percentage of let’s let’s ask this. What percentage of our electronics is made in China?
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Probably 95%.
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Well, a lot gets made in Japan and South Korea. Like Saloni, huge. Samsung, huge. They’re probably one of the biggest electronic make I mean, they make everything. They make refrigerators. They make, like, smart refrigerators where you can, like, check your refrigerator with your phone, see what the fuck’s in there.
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To make
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sure your refrigerator is, like, not doing something.
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Yeah. Checking on you.
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Keep an eye on that one.
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What’s going on in there?
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What do you do?
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How many ice cubes have you made? You lazy bitch.
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Where’s my fucking ice? Ice cubes from your refrigerator or from your freezer, are they the dirtiest ice cubes of all time? Like
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I think
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I’m not
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even sana those in my glass.
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I just meh, although, I think Apple stuff is all coming from China.
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You nailed it. Oh, yeah. All the stuff that gets made actually gets made from Apple. That’s all China. Laptops and computer monitor, China supplies 92% of US imports. Phones, China supplies 74% of US phone imports. So Samsung does not use China for phones. And I don’t know if it’s an ethical thing or what, but I think they make their phones in India and somewhere else. Maybe Vietnam.
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But this is there a correlation between them, like, stopping killing baby girls in China with making all of this stuff? Were they ai, let’s keep them alive sai we could have them
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No. I think they just woke up and said we have, like, 85% men.
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Right.
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And all these poor women are fucked. You know, like
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They have to keep fucking all these guys. Yeah. There’s not enough women.
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They have to live with, like, 3 or 4 guys just to balance it out. Gross. Take turns.
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Competition. They’re not as highly competitive in China, it sounds like.
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They relocated some of the manufacturing from Ai, Southeast Asia to avoid high labor costs.
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What? Slave?
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Those slaves are expensive, Adrienne.
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Uh-huh.
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Samsung also has been able to compete with Chinese brands like, Xiaomi, Oppo, and Vivo in the Chinese market. Interesting.
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I’ve never even heard of those brands.
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Yeah. They make, Xiaomi makes, like, high end, Android phones. In the rest of the world, Android phones are ai. I know. Because everybody uses WhatsApp. They don’t really give a fuck about ai.
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WhatsApp is, like, big in the Hispanic community too.
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Yeah. WhatsApp is huge. Well, I have friends that only talk to me on WhatsApp.
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I do too.
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Yeah. Like, well, Zuckerberg owns it. You know, he owns it. But I don’t talk to him other than WhatsApp. He’s a WhatsApp. But he owns You
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talk to him on WhatsApp? Yeah. He’s not talking to me. Sai? We
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talk shit about things.
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Yeah. He’s like, what’s up?
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He’s a
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nice guy. He really is. He’s no he’s a billionaire. Yeah. He’s a nice guy. Because when someone’s, like, really rich, like, oh, that guy’s not a person.
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Yeah. But he didn’t start out ai, though, did he?
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No. So
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Of course not. He invented Facebook. Yeah.
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But some people arya some people are rich and they, like, had their families had money the whole ai. So that Yeah.
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That’s weird. Right? Because then you’re insulated from birth, and then you go right into a deeper layer of insulation where you’re, like, completely yeah. Yeah. Completely disconnected from people. That’s when you get into, like, Bill Gates category which, let’s figure out a way to block out the sun.
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Like, okay. You’re so rich where you’re, like, I really wanna fuck shit up for everyone.
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Imagine, like, I was reading this thing about Bill Gates’ idea to block out the sun and oopsies. Oopsies, Jamie. Sorry. No worries. It happens
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I’ll I’ll clean it. I’m a woman. I’ll clean
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it up. Yeah.
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I know my place.
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Like, he would they were talking about Bill Gates has some plan to stop global warming, ai, shoot particles into the air to block out the sun. And people, like, hey, do you know how many fucking people are on earth? You can’t just come up with that idea and try it. Like, what about the rest of us? You all need vitamin d.
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But imagine being so ridiculous that you’re you’re so wealthy that you think, oh, I could just block the sun.
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I kinda love it. I kinda love that this guy ai so nuts.
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He is nuts.
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And then you’re, like, I’m just gonna stop, like, water from hap like, you’re just gonna like, I love somebody that thinks they can do that much damage to the world.
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I think people should just stop eating meh, And then he just, like, tries to get everybody to eat stupid fucking
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That’s fine. But imagine, like, blocking out the sun.
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48:05
That’s crazy. Yeah. He’s also buying farmland.
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To do what?
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He fucking knows. Probably grow his fake meat food.
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Like GMO shit?
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Yeah. Well, fake meat is made out of plant protein, and so you have to grow plants.
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I’ve never had it.
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It’s nasty.
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I bet it’s disgusting.
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The thing about it is, like, if you wanna have healthy vegetarian food, go eat Indian food. It tastes delicious. It’s good for you, and it’s vegetarian. Like, it just doesn’t have to pretend to be a cheeseburger.
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Right.
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I mean The fake cheeseburger stuff is all seed oils.
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Just eat legumes and whatever you’re gonna eat.
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Yeah. If you you can do it. Like, if you can if you wanna eat healthy and have delicious food, Indian food’s the way to go. 100 there’s an Indian food restaurant in Woodland Hills I used to go to all the time. It was this cool place. It was, like, everybody spoke Hindi and you went in there and, like, you had to, like, just guess what you’re eating and point everything was vegetarian.
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That’s
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scary to me.
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Oh, it was super super authentic. It was, like, there’s this weird offshoot Indian community and so they had, like, this Indian grocery store. And then in the back of the Indian grocery store, they had this cafe, and it was all Indian food. It was really good, though.
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It’s they use a lot of spices too.
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Oh, yeah. They know how to spice the shit out of those vegetables. But it was good. It was, like, delicious vegetables.
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It’s pretty healthy.
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It’s very healthy.
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Yeah. It’s, like, vegetables and, like, all that stuff’s pretty good.
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Also, they use a lot of turmeric, you know, like, and curcumin and that all the those spices and, like, that’s all anti inflammatory, turmeric.
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Right. I mean,
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you have to be close to bathroom, but, like, it is pretty good.
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Let’s go. You gotta be ready to go.
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I’m gonna eat those on the run.
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49:44
But that’s my ai. It’s like, if you wanna fucking eat vegetarian, if you wanna eat vegetables only, there’s a way to do it that tastes good, and you don’t have to pretend you’re eating a fucking burger. Those burgers are I guess you
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just feel left out. Like, what is the point of pretending to eat that?
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Well, it’s because the people quit eating meat.
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Right. Sai understand that.
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No. They quit, and then they want the meat back. They wish they could have the meat. Oh, you could pretend you’re eating the meat. It even bleeds just like a burger. Gross. It’s all gross.
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Burger or or eat beans and broccoli meat.
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Super duper unhealthy for you.
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It can’t be healthy.
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Well
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To manufacture it like that.
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It’s so processed. If you wanna eat vegetables, this is how you eat them. They come sana of the ground, clean them up.
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Put some ai.
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Cook them. That’s a vegetable. You don’t run it through fucking machines and glop it up with oils and extract things and compress it and shah the fuck off.
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Ai what tempe looks ai.
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Oh, it’s nasty.
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I know. My friend was eating it one time. I was like, that looks disgusting.
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Ai was watching the production of tofu, like, from scratch with all these machines. Like, why would you ever think that’s natural?
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And tofu doesn’t taste good. I mean, I know it picks up the flavor, what it whatever it is, but it’s ai, it’s on its own. It has no taste.
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No. On its own, it has no taste. It’s a crude source of protein that doesn’t have a lot of amino acids in it, and you it’s not as ai, but you can live on it. Like, you can live you you can live on vegetables. You can do it. It’s just it’s not advisable.
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You just don’t have energy, though.
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Oh, no. You’re missing so many things. You’re missing creatine. You’re missing a bunch of amino acids. You’re missing vitamin b 12. There’s a bunch of things you’re gonna have to supplement with. You know, there’s ways people supplement that that can mitigate some of that. Algae is a good one because algae is kind of a life form that’s different and you can get certain vitamins from algae that you can’t get from just ai, plants that grow above ground.
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This sounds disgusting. I
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know that. Disgusting. You know what vegans should really consider adopting into their diet? Mollusks. Because mollusks are actually more primitive than plants. They they just we meh you gotta go over the fact they move. Okay? Because Venus flytraps move too.
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They do.
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Would you feel bad about eating a Venus flytrap salad? If you do, you’re a cuckoo person. You’re not just a vegetarian. You’re a cuckoo person. Now, do you think the Venus flytrap is smarter than, like, cabbage? That’s stupid. That doesn’t make any sense.
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Do vegetarians not eat any vegetables either? Aren’t there some people that believe, like, all of
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that That’s a fruitarians. That’s a fruitarian.
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Yeah. So then what do they eat?
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Well, those people eat cancer. They die.
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I mean, that’s crazy.
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It’s just so bad for you to just you only eat fruit. You’re you’re overwhelmed with sugar. You’re eating sugar all day long. Sugar should be something you have every now and then, I think. I mean, I think sugar is generally, it causes all sorts of inflammation. It’s not really good for you. It tastes great, but it’s not good for you.
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You ai, like, fruit sugar or,
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like Even fruit sugar. I think you should get fruit sugar in the form of fruit only. You definitely shouldn’t get it in orange juice. Orange juice is no different than drinking a Coca Cola.
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But what on what if it’s, like, a 100% just orange juice?
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Doesn’t matter. Your body’s not used to processing all that liquid sugar. Yeah. Exactly the same way. Maybe even worse. Because some like, my daughter once got one of them little apple juices from Disneyland.
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Mhmm. And
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she looks at she goes, Jesus Ai. This has 18 grams of sugar in it.
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This little
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ai thing. Yeah. Like, what is a Coca Cola, Jamie? Is it 30? Let’s let’s guess. Yeah. How many grams of sugar do you think Coca Cola has in it?
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Probably about 40.
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40? 38. I sai about 30.
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What do
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you think, Jamie?
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I think it’s that.
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Like, 30 ish?
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39.
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39? Okay. That’s it?
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Yeah. Sorry. That’s what it is.
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Okay. 39. So what is, 12 ounces of orange juice? Twelve ounces of let’s say fresh squeezed. So it’s you think you’re eating healthy. Fresh squeezed orange juice.
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There’s you still have to be better off having a fruit juice over a diet Coke.
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Not well, not
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Or not ai Coke or regular Coke.
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Not much. Well, there is they’re both fructose. Right?
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About 30.
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30. Yeah. Real similar. Real similar to Coca Cola. You do get vitamin c. You get that. But if you want orange juice, you should get it from eating oranges.
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Because when
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that’s what your body knows what to do with that. Your body gets a slice of orange. It goes, I ai need to do with this. This is good.
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How does your body now okay. So ai me answer this. Okay. If you’re drinking oranges, how come your body doesn’t recognize that as an orange?
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Because it’s going straight to your liver.
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Okay.
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Okay? There’s no breaking down of fiber. There’s no and you’re getting a dose of equivalent to, like, eating 8 oranges immediately. Okay. Your body’s ai, what the fuck is this? That’s why soda’s so bad for you. Sure. Your body’s like, what the fuck is this?
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Well, I stopped eating sugar.
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Totally?
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I only have, like, fruit. But, like, other than that, I don’t have any, like, cookies or cake or any of that stuff.
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How do you feel?
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I feel better. I mean, I lost a ton of weight.
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You did? You look great.
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Thanks. I, I How much
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did you lose?
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From the last time I was here, probably, like, 45, £50, but I also was working out too.
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How do your joint feel? They must feel so much lighter.
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They do. But, like, I have a friend who’s, like, losing weight. It doesn’t matter how much you weigh. It doesn’t weigh on your joints. And I’m like, you know that’s, like, not true.
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That doesn’t make any sense.
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I know. But you just kinda have to let people think that. Because what am I gonna do? Fight with you about it? Just okay.
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She said it doesn’t make a difference. You It
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doesn’t make a difference how much you weigh, like, on your knees.
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Ai or a girl?
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A girl.
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And I
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was like, okay. I’m just like, I was staying at tyler house too, and I was like, I’m not gonna fight with you about this.
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I used to notice the difference when I was fighting, when I would lose weight, when I would, compete. So I used to weigh, like, a £155, and I had to compete at a 140.
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And just that Uh-huh. 15 pound weight you felt?
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Oh, yeah. I felt so light. I felt so light ai feet. Well, I work out with a vest. I put a weight vest on. So it’s a 25 pound weight vest, and I do, like, all these body weight exercises. When I get that £25 doesn’t seem like much. I get that thing off me. I’m ai
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Yeah. I mean, my back, everything feels better.
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Of course. Your joints, everything. You you’re overstretched, but your legs are probably strong as fuck. I used to say that about Ralphie May. I’m like, bro, if you could lose weight, you could kick through a fucking building.
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But I think your knees are just, like, we need
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a break. Right. But they will get a break. They’re gonna get a break because you’re gonna lose
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£400.
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Lose £400. Sure.
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I mean, if I was looking at his legs, I’m like, the muscle you must have in your legs, you you go upstairs. You know, like, Ralphie was performing in the belly room.
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Up stairs.
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Ralphie went into the belly ram, so he had to go upstairs. You remember the belly room of the store? Mhmm. That’s a fucking stair old school staircase.
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But, I mean, how often are you doing that?
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Well, he’s walking a lot because he was always walking. Just walking. Right. Imagine if okay. I weighed £205. If I had to put on a what did Ralphie weigh in his prime if you had a guess?
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I have no idea if I had to
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put on £300. Mhmm. Imagine if I and I’m in shape. Imagine if I had to walk around the Comedy Store with a dumbbell on my weight on my back or or a barbell on my back with £300 on it.
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Okay. But Sai mean I sana
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make it, like, 30 steps and Ai have to put it down and take a break for, like, 5 minutes and then try to pick it up again, and I’d be exhausted. This dude’s just walking around all day like that.
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But if you’re walking around that much, you’re gonna lose a lot of weight too.
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Lost that much weight.
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That’s what you lost? Yeah. He weighed almost £800. Yo.
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And just walking up the stairs at the belly room, he lost £300?
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Just once. One time.
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One time? That’s crazy. Why are we not having all the fat people walking
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at the
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He used to weigh over £800. He underwent gastric bypass surgery, lost £350, but he struggled with his weight. He, he blew out his, gastric bypass twice.
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Well, the thing is with I mean, a lot of people ai get those surgeries, you’re not if you’re not figuring out the reason why you’re overeating like that, it doesn’t matter. You can still gain the weight back if you eat small meals all day long. I have friends that have gotten it, and you just eat small meals all day long.
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Right.
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And you’re just still gaining the weight back. Yeah.
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Keep you at least maintain your weight. You can’t keep as much in there at a time as, like, a giant plate of food. But
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No. But if you eat little meals all day and graze, you’ll just gain the weight back. I know people that have had that surgery, and you’re ai, oh, you just gained a lot of your weight back.
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58:14
Right. So they’re not eating because they’re hungry. They’re eating because they’re crazy.
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They’re so
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Well, they’re eating right. It’s like the same way people abuse anything. Right? Like, if it’s alcohol or sex or drugs, you know, it’s the same thing. Right? You’re trying to, like, numb out and fill a void. So if you don’t actually address that, you’re not gonna just stop eating.
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So someone told me this. Ai out if this is true. Does Bruno Mars owe the MGM a ton of money from gambling? Is that true?
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I’ve seen the story where someone just claims they were there.
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Yeah. I’ve talked to someone who claims that it’s someone who who would know, who claims it’s true. But isn’t that crazy if true that even a guy like Bruno Mars, who’s this super wealthy, super famous, super talented
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singer you don’t have issues, though.
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58:56
Right. But the the gambling one is a nutty one.
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It is. Well, my dad was a gambler.
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With Meh. He has no debt.
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Because MGM probably made some sort of a deal.
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Right. Right.
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Because this doesn’t have, like, some sort of he has no debt with MGM. Wink wink. So they have a deal. So what is, would they have some sort of a he has a residency there. Right? I think so. The word is. Right.
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I don’t know if he’s got a gambling problem.
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My dad was a gambler and, like, he made no money. It’s the craziest thing to be a gambler when you have no real money.
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Oh, it’s a crazy one. It’s a crazy addiction. It’s an addiction that, I I first saw when I started hanging out in pool halls when I was 23. I started I became addicted to playing pool. Okay. I was playing it all the time. I I blew my knee out. I needed to get knee surgery.
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And, bryden I blew my knee out, it couldn’t work out, so I had to wait for surgery. And so, like, my ACL was all fucked up. And so I just started playing pool with one of my friends and I became addicted to playing pool. And I would go there all the tyler. Because as a comedian, I didn’t have a job. I just would go on stage at night and during the daytime Right.
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I’d hang out in pool halls, and at ai, I’d hang out in pool halls. And I just got around these people that I I’ve I’ve never known anybody like that before. Just fully addicted to gambling all day long. They would go to the racetrack. They would go to off track betting.
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My dad used to take me to OTV as a kid. That’s brutal. And that’s when they used to let you smoke. You just come home smelling like smoke. It’s disgusting. Out
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in there as a kid.
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Meh and my sister, we would hang out with my dad in the OTV for hours.
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I feel like such a good dad.
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Yeah. You’re a way better dad. It wouldn’t be better if my dad was gambling and he was, like, you know, he was a mailman. You can’t you can’t ram you can’t do both of those things at the same time.
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Yeah. It’s a crazy one. It’s a really who was it that told us that the dad the dad was gambling so hard they lost their house? Ai. I forgot the whole story, but it’s just you don’t hear a story very rarely about a gambling ai, like, kills it and, like, they retire in Vegas and everything?
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No. Because you keep going until you eventually lose everything.
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01:01:04
Yeah. It’s a dark one. Did you see Uncut Gems? No. You should see it. Well, it might be too close to home.
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It doesn’t matter.
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It’s, it’s Adam Sandler, I think his best movie ever, and it wasn’t even a comedy at all. He it’s a drama. Okay. He fucking kills in it too. It’s so good.
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I have heard other people say that.
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01:01:21
It’s so good.
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I gotta watch it.
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01:01:23
But it’s for me, like, have I known those people?
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01:01:26
Mhmm.
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01:01:26
And it’s so filled with anxiety because it’s a it’s a sports betting thing. Sports betters are the craziest ones because there’s so many different ways to bet. You can get bet the spread. You can bet parlays. You could do all
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01:01:38
My dad for a while, my dad was, like, taking money from his pension, which, like, yeah. So when he died, there was, like, really not that much money. My mom was forcing him to go to gamblers anonymous while he was also still gambling.
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It’s not gonna help.
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If you don’t really wanna stop right. If you don’t wanna stop, you’re not gonna stop.
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01:01:55
I think food is the hardest one, because food addiction, you always have to eat food. Right?
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Right.
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All the other ones, you can kind of just not
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do that anymore. That’s why
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I started eating sugar. Because once I start eating it, I can’t stop.
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01:02:08
Right.
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01:02:08
So then once it’s, like, out of your system, you don’t crave it anymore.
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01:02:11
Well, that’s because your gut bacteria changes.
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01:02:13
That makes sense.
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01:02:14
Yeah. It’s what is it? Candida? Is that what it is? There’s a specific type of gut flora that consumes sugar and, it thrives on sugar. And with people that eat a lot of sugar, it’s very prominent in their their gut bacteria, and it literally changes your brain. It changes your chemistry.
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It changes your mood.
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01:02:33
Doesn’t sugar also just ai a breeding ground for cancer, ai, when you have cancer?
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01:02:37
One of the things they tell you if
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you get
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Stop all sugar.
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Stop all sugar. Get on a ketogenic diet. So get your body to eat like high sai. Ketosis. Yeah. Eat a lot of macadamia nuts and things with, you know, things you get a lot of fat ram. And just that’s you your body starts burning fat, which you feel so much better when you live like that. Your brain works better.
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Yeah. For sure.
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You’re just
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like in a brain fog.
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Yeah. For sure for me. I mean, you know, I I’m Italian, so I grew up eating pasta and bread and pizza. It was ai common.
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01:03:07
Me too.
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And when I stopped doing it, when I went, like, on a carnivore diet, the first thing that I thought that was really bizarre was how I wasn’t hungry during the day. Ai, I’d I never got this, like, famished starvation feeling.
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01:03:19
Well,
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because isn’t it ai you’re if you’re eating stuff that’s, like, high in carbohydrates like that, your doesn’t your blood sugar, like, drop really quickly and stuff?
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Yeah. It spikes when you eat it. It’s ai it’s insulin. Your body produces a ton of insulin. And you want you want your body to run on ketones. If your body runs on ketones, it’s just like it works better or your thought one of the things that I noticed, like, almost immediately was, like, when I came in to do podcasts, I was much better at it.
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My my brain, like, just as a from a performance enhancing perspective, my brain functions better. I can perform sentences better.
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01:03:54
If I was eating, like, a lot of sugar, you almost get, like, that same hungover feeling as if you drink. Ai, I’ve had that where, like, if you binge eat sugar and then the next day you’re, like, oh my god. I feel so hungover.
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It’s similar. Yeah. It’s similar. Like, there’s something to it’s not as extreme because you’re probably not dehydrated too. But, yeah, your body’s ai, what are you doing to me, man?
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What are
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you doing?
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01:04:14
It’s not good.
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01:04:15
It’s not good.
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01:04:15
Not at all.
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01:04:16
But it’s so delicious. Ai, cake is so fucking good ai you’re eating it.
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01:04:21
I know. I know.
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01:04:21
Why are you eating it? Ai, god.
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01:04:23
That’s how my dad felt gambling on the horses. Because, like, this feels so good. And then what he so they would send us to Catholic school and he would, like, not pay, like, tuition, and then they would call me in to, like, talk to me.
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01:04:36
Oh, no.
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01:04:36
And I’d have to go talk to my dad.
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01:04:38
And he was gambling the money away?
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01:04:39
Yeah. My dad was always gambling.
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01:04:43
I think people need some excitement in their life, you know?
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01:04:47
Sure. And it’s ai, why are you doing that? What are you trying to numb out? Because god knows what he was you know what I mean? Like, everyone’s kind of trying to fix their problems from their childhood or they’re not.
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There’s that, but I think with gambling, it’s also it’s excitement.
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Yes.
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And you get addicted to just having a purpose and having excitement. Your purpose is to figure out when the Knicks are gonna win by 17 points. Sure. And if they win, you win. And then, yes, I’m alive.
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It, like, spikes you. Like, you’re just ai that feeling of, like, winning and then that feeling of losing.
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01:05:18
That’s the craziest thing about the Adam Sandler movie. There’s a moment in its spoiler alert where he does make this big win. Sana so with this big win, he’s gonna be able to pay all these people off. They’re trying to kill him, and he immediately doubles down and puts it on another you’re like, what the
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fuck are ai doing? Because that’s the thing. You’re chasing that high constantly. I had a friend who’s a huge gambler, and, like, he lost so much money. And no matter how much he gambles, he’s up $15,000, he’s still chasing that $8,000,000 loss.
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01:05:44
Oh. So
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it doesn’t matter. He’s he’s constantly chasing that big loss. And, like, no matter how much he wins, he’s ai, yeah. But I still lost all that other money. So I’m gonna keep chasing this.
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01:05:54
My good friend Dana White is a gambling addict.
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01:05:58
And, also, if you’re super rich, you just have more to lose.
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01:06:01
Oh, yeah. He he goes hard. We went to visit him at, Green Valley. Was it bryden no. River Red Rocks? Red Rocks. Meh went to visit him at Red Rocks. Jamie and I went. And when we got there, he was $600,000 down. When we got there
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01:06:14
That’s crazy.
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01:06:15
Playing blackjack. But at the end of the night, he stayed till, like, 6 in the morning. He was $600,000 up. So he won that money back, and then he got him for 600 grand. That’s crazy. He’s there all the time. He loves it. He love but he’s worth, ai, you know, I don’t know what he’s worth. 100 of 1,000,000 of dollars.
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01:06:33
Like
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01:06:34
Right.
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01:06:34
He can get away with that.
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01:06:35
But Sure. Now my dad is making $40 a year.
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01:06:38
But it’s nutty that even a wealthy guy you would think you’re that wealthy. Why would you wanna gamble? You know?
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01:06:44
It’s just the feeling. There’s nothing that replicates that feeling that you get when you’re, like, winning or losing.
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01:06:49
Yeah. It’s a real drug.
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01:06:51
Yeah. For sure.
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01:06:52
And it’s a weird one. It’s a really weird it’s ai it hijacks, like, your human reward system that’s built to solve problems and overcome adversaries and, you know, conquer and get conquered. Like, it’s it’s hijacking that little part of your brain.
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01:07:07
I I kinda wanna gamble.
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01:07:08
Right now. Right?
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01:07:09
Right now. Let’s just fucking go.
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01:07:11
If you were a gambler, what do you think your game would be?
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01:07:15
Whenever I do it, it’s just like slots.
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01:07:17
And I Really? That’s the dumbest one.
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01:07:18
I know. Because I don’t really know how to play blackjack or anything. So I’m just like, anything. So I’m just ai, I’m gonna lose all my money.
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01:07:27
Well, did you wanna learn though?
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01:07:29
Were I would like to learn. Yeah. I did learn blackjack a little bit. My friend was teaching me.
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01:07:33
I think I could learn blackjack craps. I’m like, you might as well be trying to teach me how to read, you know,
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01:07:39
ancient The weird one to me is ai someone who puts all the money on the red or black.
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01:07:43
Oh, roulette? Yeah. That’s a naughty one.
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01:07:45
It is because don’t you have to get the number? How do you even, like, how do you even bet on that? It’s such a chance.
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01:07:50
I think
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01:07:51
there’s a bunch of different ways you can bet. I think you can bet red or black. You could bet specific numbers. You know, I think there’s a bunch of different ways. But if you wanted to, like, bet at all meh or black, I think you can. I think you can bet, like, a $100 on one roll. I think it’s gonna come out red.
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I don’t know. I just imagine. Like, the feeling you get putting say you put a $100 down and then it you lose and you’re ai, no.
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01:08:14
Oh, it’s just
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That’s my children’s tuition. There goes our house.
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01:08:19
But that thing dicks people. I mean, that’s the argument why casinos shouldn’t be everywhere because people would just everywhere, they would be falling into gambling addiction.
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01:08:28
For the most I mean, casinos like, there’s one in Yonkers in in New York. It’s so depressing. It’s just all old people that are there on disability just sitting there and they’re doing that thing.
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01:08:36
The slots. The slots and
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01:08:38
just smoking. Exciting. Ai know.
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01:08:41
Just waiting to die.
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01:08:41
It’s very sad. You’re waiting to die.
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01:08:43
Yeah. It’s a dark thing that you just sit these people in front of those things and just they press buttons. And all the lights are going on, so their little brain is getting activity. Ding ding
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01:08:53
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ai. Meh mother told me that my grandmother was, like, a big gambler and she also didn’t have money. It’s crazy, meh, on people who are poor gambling. And she would lose the money all the ai, like, the rent money ai grandfather used to hit her.
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01:09:06
Oh, god.
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01:09:07
I know. And I was like, I guess you didn’t hit her hard enough to learn because she kept doing it.
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01:09:12
It did what?
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01:09:14
She just kept doing it.
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01:09:15
My grandmother used to run the numbers for the mom.
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01:09:18
Interesting. Yeah.
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She actually went to jail. She went to jail for, like, 6 months.
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You really are Italian. I didn’t even know you’re Italian.
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Yeah. Yeah. My grandmother, she was addicted to the numbers, and she would always talk about the numbers. Like, I was gonna bet this, that, and that, but this one came through and I changed my mind. She was always, like, change their mind.
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That’s gotta be the whole time
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where you’re
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just, like, should I do this number or should I do that number?
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It was most conversations I had with her were about either ghosts, psychics, or the numbers.
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Do I mean, do psychics work? Because when you think they could predict the numbers?
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Yeah. I think, psychic phenomenon is an emerging property of human consciousness that’s not quite there yet. I think that language didn’t develop overnight. I think eyesight didn’t develop ai. And I think, psychic connection between human beings is a it’s a real thing that nobody I think some people are better at it.
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They have more of a a gene for it or more of a it could be like a biochemistry thing. It could be a psychology thing. There there’s there’s something that you connect to sometimes where you’d know something.
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Right.
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But you don’t know why you know it. There’s when you know someone’s gonna call and then they call you’re thinking about someone and they call you. I think that’s real. I think it’s just not you can’t put it on a scale. I think the problem is it’s too ethereal. It’s ai too ephemeral rather.
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It’s too it’s not quite there meh, but I think it’s an emerging thing that’s happening.
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01:10:50
Would you wanna know the day you’re gonna die if you could find out?
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No.
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Would you wanna know how you’re gonna die?
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No. No. I’m interested in while I’m ai, just living.
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I would I would like to know the day.
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I wouldn’t wanna know. I don’t wanna know.
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Because then I would just take a lot more chances.
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You’d be freaking out the last few days.
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Sure. But, like, I would probably do a lot of stuff now if I knew I was gonna die at, like, 70 or 80.
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We probably are gonna die at 70 or 80.
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01:11:15
Yeah. But you don’t know for sure.
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You don’t know for sure. Technology could come along and extend
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because then I would try and see if I could die before. Just, like, run across the highway. Really?
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Like, just beat the system?
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See if I could beat the system.
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Can always jump off a bridge. Imagine that.
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George Washington Bridge. If I was gonna do it,
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that’s the best
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that’s the bridge to go off of.
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Do people do that?
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I’m sure they do. You gotta do it when it screws enough people ai Labor Day weekend or something. Just hold that traffic up.
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I had
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a friend who jumped off the Golden Gate.
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I guess he died.
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He did?
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Do you
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ever see that documentary
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about the
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people that live?
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I haven’t seen it, but I’ve heard of it. I know about it. It. Yeah.
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It’s interesting because some of the people that lived are like, as soon as you jump, you regret it.
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Yeah. Of course. It’s like your body’s like freaking out. It’s like, oh my god.
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Yeah.
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Do you have 3 seconds to think about life before you plummet 75 miles an hour into the ocean?
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They always stop traffic too on the bridge.
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Which is weird.
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Right. Because you’re, like, they’re already dead.
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Out of the water and land
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Just go on the ground and look for them. What are we doing up here? Yep. Why? Why can’t I why can’t I go over the bridge?
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Stopping traffic on the bridge. I guess it’s to make sure that nobody pushed them. Look for evidence of, like, fingernails clawing at the poles. Sure.
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But, like You know? The highway is fine, though.
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I agree.
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Just, like, look on the edges.
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I think whenever they get a chance to shut things down, they ai it.
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One time Ai got hit by a, a car, a drunk driver, and they shut the highway down. Everyone all the cars are there, and you kinda just are like
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Yeah.
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It’s amazing.
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This is all ram me. We did this. Fuck you. It’s kinda weird.
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You guys aren’t picking your kids up.
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Yeah. Sorry.
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Because this drunk driver decided to hit me.
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01:12:47
Oh, guess you’re gonna shah your pants. Sorry. Not gonna make it home in time.
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That’s true.
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Fuck. Yeah. It’s true.
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I had a drunk driver hit my car and then asked me if I would help them push their car off the highway.
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Oh, that’s adorable.
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01:13:00
Yeah. He was so wrecked.
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Ram he?
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I don’t know. He he went away in handcuffs. But, like, he had an Audi, and he it wasn’t even his car.
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Oh, Jesus.
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He was undocumented.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Sai don’t even know if he did he have a license? I don’t know, but he was it was crazy the whole situation. He was ai, hey, can you push me off the highway? I was like, probably not.
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Goddamn, dude. That’s how people die too. Buddy of mine from high school died that way. He was changing his tire side of a highway.
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That’s crazy.
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Yeah. It’s so dangerous. People don’t fucking pay attention.
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They don’t, especially if it’s late at night.
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Well, especially now. This was many years ago before cell phones when this kid died. But this, ai, now, the odds are ai when I see people on ai, oh my god ram, that’s so risky.
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It’s very risky.
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So few people are paying attention. I see people texting all the time.
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Is texting all the time. I would rather drive with drunk drivers than people texting and driving. Because they’re always all over the road.
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All over the road. And not only that, the amount of space you cover. Ai you look down at your phone for, like, a couple of seconds Mhmm. And and type in a word, the amount of space you cover if you’re going 60 miles an hour is really crazy.
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Of course. And then you’re also not paying attention to the other people who are texting and driving.
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Exactly.
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It really is just ai
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Chaos.
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Maybe I’ll get home, maybe I won’t.
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Why don’t we all have bumper cars? Let me ask you that.
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I think,
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Wouldn’t it be better if everybody had a big rubber thing all around the outside of the car so we could just kinda bounce off of each other.
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Probably. That would be a good ai. But then you also need people to die because, like, we’re just too overpopulated.
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That’s where the fentanyl comes in.
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Fentanyl. Exactly. Give everyone Fentanyl.
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Ai, if you were gonna fix the homeless problem and you weren’t gonna use Fentanyl, what would you do?
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I’m giving them Fentanyl because it’s ai a nice way to go out.
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Right.
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It’s quick.
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It is quick.
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And you’re so happy, and then you’re dead.
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They have Narcan everywhere, though. They just bring people back to life. But the thing is it’s
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like I never see Narcan anywhere.
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If you weren’t going to like, if you like, for real. If you were trying if you were just objective, you weren’t looking at this in terms of, like, what’s the kind thing to do and you wanted to clean up the homeless situation.
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Well, you have to spend a lot of money on mental health.
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Right.
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You know, you have to, like, care about the veterans. Ai, like, I have a whole joke about this on my special about how, like, we don’t really care about veterans. And I’ve dated a lot of them a lot of veterans that, like, come back, and they’re so screwed up.
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Yeah.
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And we’re not, like, actually helping them. No. And a lot of them end up on the street, and they’re crazy. But they need, like, a lot of, you know, like, mental health. And they have to
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you
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have to, like, kind of figure out how to go back into society.
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Oh, yeah.
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Like, I’ve dated several veterans, and, like, they’re crazy, understandably. You know? Understandable. You can’t go to war for, like, 8 years and then come back and work at Target. Ai, it’s just not a way that that happens.
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Right.
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So you would have to be willing to, like, help veterans. You have to spend money on mental health, and you have to but this is the problem is, like, doing those things doesn’t really yield a lot of money. So people don’t wanna waste their money into it.
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That’s what’s fucked up. Right. They do whatever they can get away with. And if they can get away with, like, using the veterans and not paying for them to be better, they just do.
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Also, everyone’s like, well, they can go to a VA hospital. It’s like, I’ve seen how hard it is to get services from there, and that’s a person that’s not really crazy and messed up from war.
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Right.
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So it’s like you’re making it so hard for these people that go and serve the country.
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01:16:17
I know. I talked to J. D. Vance about this. Talked to him about psychedelics.
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01:16:23
Is that what you say?
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Well, he wasn’t aware of it, honestly. And so he was interested in it. And, hopefully, now that he’s actually the vice president, I could connect him with some people that could, perhaps show him some things and explain to him, all the different ways that they’ve figured out, especially in other countries ai in Mexico to help veterans.
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Ibogaine is a big one. Ibogaine, psilocybin, ayahuasca, all these different psychedelics have shown to have remarkable effects.
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Even for depression, I think people take it.
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Mhmm.
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They microdose.
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Yep. Well, not just microdose. Like, the the Ibogaine one is I’ve never done that. But what what I understand, it’s ai almost like a 24 hour you want some more? It’s like a 24 hour experience
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Thank you.
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That
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shows you, like, a movie of your life.
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I don’t wanna see that.
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If it
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shows you well, it shows you apparently. And I’m this is just me hearing what other people tyler me. But it explains to you why you have these problems and shows to you what what developed, where the the issue started. Mhmm. And by seeing that, you could figure it out. You go, oh, okay. Well, I won’t do that anymore. Now Ai get it.
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Now I get what this hole I’ve been trying to fill is.
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01:17:36
Mhmm.
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I don’t need to fill the hole anymore.
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And so But that’s the thing. Like, I feel like I know what was, like, probably wrong in my childhood. I know that, but it doesn’t, like, fix me.
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Right. It’s different. It’s not just knowing it. It’s ai seeing it at almost ai a subatomic level.
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Okay.
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Like, seeing the process, seeing what’s going on inside of you and recognize that this is a very bad path to follow. Not just knowing it and still doing it, not just, like, not being able to get out of a habit, not being able to get out of a pattern of behavior, but to see, like, the source of it, the path where it takes you, and the right way to go.
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And to see it laid out, we go, oh, I could just do this and just, like, let that go and move on and be a better person, be a healthier person, be happier. Yeah. And so many people that I know have done that. They’ve stopped drinking, stopped, oh, opiates. You know, opioids is a big one.
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It’s a big one that it helps. Ibogaine does. And Ibogaine is, like, completely non addictive. Apparently, it’s a terrible experience, and nobody wants to do it again.
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01:18:40
Ibogaine? Yeah.
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01:18:41
You do it.
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01:18:42
What is it?
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It’s from the Iboga tree, which is an African tree that had it’s a very bizarre I don’t know what category of psychedelics it’s in, but it’s not technically it’s not like psilocybin. It’s not which is, mushrooms. It’s not like dimethyltryptamine, which is Ayahuasca. It’s something completely different, some different pathway, but particularly effective.
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Again, I’ve never tried it, but everybody I’ve talked to that has, particularly effective in curing addictions.
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Interesting. I’ve never heard of that.
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01:19:13
Yeah. I know, quite a few guys. My friend, Ed Clay, he actually opened up a place in Mexico because, he hurt his back. He’s a jiu jitsu guy. A lot of jiu jitsu guys fucked their backs up. Like, my ai
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And then they probably get hooked on, ai,
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all the shit. Yeah. You get an operation or you get a pill. You know, you need some pain pills because you you literally can’t tie your shoes because
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your
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fucking back is flared up. And then next thing you know, you’re hooked. And, thanks to the Sackler family. Those sweeties.
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You need so much money, though.
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01:19:41
Those fucking monsters. We’re just talking the other day about they they started the Valium thing too. They were responsible for the Valium thing in the 19 seventies. Same family. It’s a family of demons. Sure. Just fucking monsters, and no one’s in jail.
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I watched the documentary. I guess it was about the Sackler family.
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01:20:01
What’s it like about Ai 1?
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I don’t know. There was a couple. There was one on, I think, Hulu and there were or and then there was one also on Netflix.
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Yeah. There was Dopesick and then I watched Dopesick.
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01:20:09
That was the
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Shah was
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the Netflix one one called, Jamie? Painkiller. Painkiller.
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01:20:14
Is that
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what it’s called? That’s the Peter Berg one. Peter Berg came in and explained it all to us and talked about the documentary. It’s fucking great. It’s so good because it’s ai they’re such demons. And just to know that people like that exist and walk amongst us, that’s it.
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Pay attention. Speaking of Netflix
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That’s where Broderick fucking kills it in that too.
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Go watch my Netflix special. Yes. The Dark Queen.
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The Netflix special. Tell her, where’d you film it?
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We filmed it at the tyler.
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01:20:41
Oh, nice. Nice. That must be good for you. Right? Comfortable?
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01:20:44
Yeah. Just because I’m used to it.
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But I
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gotta tell you, like, your club is amazing. I love it.
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Thank you.
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I would definitely love it. Yeah. I would definitely film my next one there.
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01:20:52
Everyone’s been trying to get you to move here.
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I’m gonna be moving here.
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01:20:56
Oh, shit.
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I’m gonna come here, probably, like, a little bit in December, then I’m going to LA to promote the dark queen. And then I’ll be here in January.
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Oh, shit.
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I know. Nice. And I’ll be seeing Marshall all the time.
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01:21:07
So the last time I talked to you about this was in the bar at Meh. You, me, and Bridgette. That’s
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right. Ari’s been like Do
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we push over the top?
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01:21:14
Well, Ari Ari was ai said the meanest thing to me.
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Wanna see the text that Ari sent me?
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Sure. Yeah.
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He
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sent me a text ai Adrian’s coming to Austin, convinced her to move there.
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He’s telling everyone that. He’s ai he goes, well, fine. Just be a feature the rest of your life. I was like, alright, Ari. I get it.
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I’ll find it. Ai, fuck. There’s too many. There’s too many goddamn.
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01:21:38
But Ari Ari sai excited for the specialties. Like, I think everyone’s gonna be really upset. I was like, I hope so. Ai listen. I want people to like it, but I also know that, like, it’s trigger topics that people are gonna be upset by.
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Of course. But that’s your specialty.
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I know. It’s weird. You
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like doing that.
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But that’s the thing. I think people think I’m trying to, like, be dark. It’s just kinda who I am.
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01:22:00
Well, you joke around like that off stage as well.
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Right. Yeah. Like and I think nothing of saying it.
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Well, if you’re raised by a guy who took you to a smoke filled off track betting when you were a little girl, when little girls wanna go to the park and hang with their friends, instead you’re around a bunch of fucking gamblers and degenerates.
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I mean, yeah. My uncle was ai uncle was a Hell’s Angel. Like, it’s just my whole everyone’s crazy in my family. Yeah. So it’s
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ai The way you make fun.
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Yeah. And I had a friend in grammar school that killed himself. We all went to the funeral and then went out after, and all of our sense of humor is so dark. And you’re ai, oh, that’s also where I got it.
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01:22:36
Where was this?
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01:22:37
In the Bronx.
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The Bronx. Yeah. Well, the Bronx is that’s a high sense of humor type of place, because there’s just so much fucked up things going on.
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01:22:44
Right. And everyone’s, like, ai poor.
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Yeah. And they have the darkest senses of humor, because they’ve experienced the most.
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01:22:50
My mom also has a dark sense of humor.
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01:22:52
Really?
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Yeah. So, like, it’s it’s just that’s kind of passed down, I think.
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Well, I think your mom probably experienced a lot of fucked up things too, obviously. And she was married to your dad, so that helps.
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She’s ai to my dad.
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01:23:04
Cops have the most fucked up sense of humor. Joke around with cops ai they get comfortable with you.
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01:23:10
Oh, yeah.
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If they see the worst shit all day long.
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01:23:14
Of course.
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01:23:15
Yeah. They have the most fucked up senses of humor.
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01:23:17
So do ai.
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01:23:18
A 100%. Yep.
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01:23:20
Anyone that has, like, a high PTSD. Anyone that has a high p what is it? PTSD. Yeah. And I date a lot of guys with PTSD.
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01:23:27
That’s your thing?
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And I just give them more. It’s a cycle of PTSD. All should be hospitalized
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and institutionalized. Do you meet guys after shows? Like, how do you meet them? Like, they kinda have to know what you do before they see you. Otherwise, they’re gonna go, oh, Jesus Christ.
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I mean, I’ve had people like that. I think the tour preparing for the special was hard because it was just people coming out that didn’t know my sense of humor. And if you don’t know that and you’re taking a chance on me, I’m not like that person to take a chance on.
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Right.
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Or I
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think sometimes they’re, like, supporting a woman, and I’m like, I’m not the right woman to take a chance on and support. That’s okay. You’re just not gonna be happy.
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You’ll be so mad at you.
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01:24:07
I’ve had people walk out. I did that military joke in Texas Yeah. And, like, 20 cowboys just walked out. And I wasn’t even saying anything bad about the military. I’m ai, we just don’t care. We don’t care
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about them. Some people are just dumb, and they see it as their this is my chance to make a protest. Let me just get up right now.
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01:24:24
But they they hung in so long through the shah, whereas, ai, That
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01:24:28
one was it?
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Yeah. It was probably 50 minutes in.
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01:24:31
Did you crack jokes about Jesus at all?
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Sure.
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01:24:34
And they were fine with that? Maybe they were on there.
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They didn’t walk.
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Maybe Jesus put them to the edge of their sheet.
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It’s it’s interesting because both sides have woke things they’re upset about.
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01:24:43
Oh, yeah.
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You know? I walk people about Ukraine, the Middle East. I was doing jokes about the Middle East and this lady was ai, next.
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01:24:49
Yeah. And you’re like, no. I used to have this joke about the saloni coming project.
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01:24:55
Mhmm.
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01:24:55
The second do you know what the saloni coming project was? No. It was a thing that they were trying to do. Remember when Dolly the Sheep, when they first cloned Dolly the Sheep?
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01:25:02
Yes.
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Well,
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the idea was that they would take, genetic material from the Shroud of Turin, and they would clone Jesus.
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01:25:10
Great. Then
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Ai joke was, well, saloni is not an exact science. Like, if you sana do it now, like, they had to do like 20 dollies before they got one dolly. Like, pro is real. A lot of them come out all fucked up, like, what happens if you clone Jesus and he comes back with Down syndrome?
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01:25:25
And so this the whole joke
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01:25:27
You kill him anyway.
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01:25:28
Yeah. They killed Jesus around and he’s, you know, wearing a hockey helmet and turning dog shit into cookies.
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01:25:34
So did they actually do it?
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01:25:35
No. They never did. Okay. It it it’s kind of a bullshit thing. But, this lady goes, next subject. And I just kept going on with it. I was ai, no.
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01:25:44
Religious people are so weird to me.
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01:25:46
It’s not even a religious thing. It’s just some people just they don’t wanna hear wild things. They wanna don’t wanna hear things you’re not supposed to say. They don’t hear them all day at work. They come out of the comedy club and they wanna sort of apply their sensibility.
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01:26:01
But, like, if you’re willing to believe a wild story like that, how about believe this other wild thing could happen too?
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01:26:06
Well, the thing is it’s not it wasn’t totally a wild story. I think it was people that were ignorant as to the ai, that were proposing it because they thought this would be the pathway to bring Jesus back.
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01:26:18
What is Jesus gonna be doing anyway?
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01:26:20
Well, who knows? I mean, depending upon what that means.
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01:26:24
Right.
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01:26:24
Right? If that is the pathway let’s let’s just imagine. Okay. Everybody is thinking, if you’re really religious, you believe that one day we’ll have the rapture and Jesus will return.
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01:26:35
Okay.
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01:26:36
So if God created us in his image and God instilled in us an insane sense of curiosity that has led people to create things like genetic engineering and cloning. Mhmm. And then we have an understanding of genetic material, not where we are now, but maybe in a future sense where you could literally get a cotton swab from a person and reproduce them.
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01:27:00
Sure.
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01:27:00
Like, they that’s all they need. Cotton swabs all they need to for 23 and Mate. Right? You get a little swab in your mouth and they sell your data to China. And then you but that I would
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01:27:10
never do that.
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01:27:11
I did it. I just sana know what’s going on. It was all
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01:27:13
things I did.
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01:27:14
What did you find out?
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01:27:15
Mostly Italian, some Irish, 1% Asian, 1.6 percent African.
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01:27:21
You’re 8 1% Asian?
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01:27:23
1% Asian, 1.6 percent African. Yeah. I would think the Asians probably like Genghis Khan shit. I think Genghis Khan just fucked so many people. It just got into so many people, so many different places.
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01:27:32
That’s crazy.
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01:27:33
It’s crazy. Yeah. That guy fucked everybody. He had, there we’ve talked about it before, but I always forget the number. But there’s a certain percentage of people on Earth that have his DNA, and it’s astounding. It’s an astounding number. Pretty cool. Well, he also killed 10% of the population while he was alive.
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01:27:51
Yeah. And that’s why he was, like, repopulating them.
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01:27:53
Well, took a lot of slaves, sex slaves. They call called them wives back in those days. It was different.
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01:27:59
But when
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they would conquer people, they just take their wives, take everybody’s wife.
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01:28:02
And I mean, it felt like the thing you should do.
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01:28:04
That was his move.
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01:28:06
It’s not bad.
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01:28:07
It’s interesting that all these years later and, you know, he’s thought he’s not thought of as a monster. He’s thought of as, like, a historic figure.
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01:28:14
Yeah. I mean Because
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01:28:15
Hitler times a 100. Like Sure. He was fucking insane. Like, they they used to light bodies on fire and then use them as catapults. They would, launch them onto roofs to burn the roofs down. That’s, that’s how they would scare people. Just take What
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01:28:30
a crazy a crazy way of, like, doing that?
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01:28:33
They did so many insane things. One of the things they did was when they would capture a city, they would take the generals and the all the all the different people, and they would, create a platform and lay all these people out and then stack the platform on top of them, then they would all climb on top of the platform and eat.
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01:28:51
So they would eat lunch while they were crushing these people to death slowly.
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01:28:57
That’s crazy. Were the people dead already?
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01:28:59
No. No. No. They killed them that way. Yeah. I think that’s how he killed royals. The that was his his move for killing royal people. Like, instead of just slaughtering them outright and hacking them, they would just kinda crush them. They had a bunch of different ways that they would kill people.
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01:29:13
They would take, when they would capture people, they would use those people at the front of the line and push them towards their own army. So they would sack a city, capture a 100000 people, take those 100000 people and put them at the front line and press them to go further into the city, And those people would just get slaughtered in front of them and they would eventually kill everybody there.
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01:29:36
That’s crazy.
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01:29:37
It was so crazy that there’s a guy named Dan Carlin. He’s got an amazing show called Hardcore History. He’s got this one episode called The Wrath of the Khan. It’s not it’s 5 episodes, but this one series and it’s all about Genghis Khan. And one of the stories is about the Shah of Khorisma.
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01:29:52
The Shah is making a a he’s making a trek to Jin, China to, like, to see, like, what’s going on over there, like, what do you guys got? Talk to the king and see what’s happening in your your whoever the fuck’s running your city. And as they’re going there, the roads were so fucked up with decayed bodies that they had abandoned the roads because all their wagons were getting stuck in the mud of decaying people.
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01:30:18
And they looked in the distance, they thought it was a snow covered mountain that they were looking at way in the distance. It turns out it was a pile of bodies. They killed a 1000000 people and just stacked them on top of each other in the middle of the town. They killed the entire city. They killed everyone.
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01:30:34
That’s crazy. And there’s no one to clean up the bodies.
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01:30:37
They just left the bodies. They didn’t give a fuck. They just kept moving.
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01:30:40
It’s wild.
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01:30:44
Ai living back then.
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01:30:45
Yeah. I know. You’re You know? Your wheelbarrow is getting stuck in someone’s head.
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01:30:49
I know. Yeah. If people were taking gender studies in class today, back then back then. Oh my god. They were fucking just running for their lives.
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01:30:59
It’s crazy.
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01:31:00
Yeah.
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01:31:01
I guess that we get to do stuff that’s sometimes so dumb. And, like, people are, like, just fighting to stay alive.
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01:31:07
Well, it’s also interesting that, like, over time, that becomes less and less acceptable. Like, the horrors of Gaza when we find out about it today. Mhmm. Like, everyone’s outraged. Back then, it wouldn’t be the same type of horrors, obviously, because they didn’t have missiles. But horrors are just horrors.
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01:31:23
This is Sure. Yeah. You’re just killing people.
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01:31:26
Yeah. And so it’s way grosser today.
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01:31:29
Well, it’s because we also have photos and everything of it. Right? From, like
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01:31:33
Back then, they they saw it in real life, which is way worse.
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01:31:37
But you had to be there to see it. Right?
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01:31:39
Right. But if you were alive in 1200 let’s imagine you and I were alive in 1200. How many people do you think we would have seen get slaughtered with swords and arrows and shit in front of us by now?
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01:31:49
Probably a ton. Ai ton. Become desensitized ai it.
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01:31:51
A 100 it becomes a it becomes a thing
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01:31:54
Like, when I first started watching The Walking, what is it?
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01:31:56
Yeah. Walking Dead.
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01:31:57
Walking Dead, you’re ai, I can’t believe they just did that. And then 2 episodes in, you’re like, oh, this is normal to me. Yeah. And it’s gotta be kinda what we’ve been ai back then. You watch someone’s head Mhmm. Get blown off, and now you’re like, oh, yeah. That’s just ai a Tuesday.
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01:32:10
Yeah. People get real accustomed to things. And if you’re real accustomed to barbaric living and slaughtering people and why they’re normal. Ai and launching them and catapults onto the thatched roofs of these houses and watch them burn.
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01:32:23
Right. You can’t imagine not doing that if that’s ai you say.
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01:32:26
That’s what you do. Yeah. That’s what we do.
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01:32:28
That’s just what we do.
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01:32:29
Yeah. They didn’t wash. They wore their clothes until they rotted off of their
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01:32:34
skin. Yeah.
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01:32:34
I mean, I think if they’re, like, catapulting dead bodies, it’s like, who cares what you’re wearing?
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01:32:39
Sometimes they just lived off the blood of their horses. They would just drink the horse’s blood, and that’s what they sustain themselves with.
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01:32:46
But then you just need your horse to, like, travel.
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01:32:49
Horse keeps eating. You don’t kill them. You just cut a little nick in their neck.
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01:32:52
And you just suck a horse’s blood? Mhmm.
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01:32:54
Yeah. That’s what they would do. They would take it and put it in a jug.
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01:32:57
You really could ai. Like, if you were just somewhere by yourself.
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01:33:01
Yeah. You could
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01:33:02
You. I don’t think I could, but I think you could survive.
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01:33:06
I would need stuff. See, the thing about horse. You need stuff. You need you need physical things. Like, you need shelter and ai, and you need something you start a fire with, and you need something that you can hunt with. Sure.
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01:33:18
But if I had that same stuff, I would be dead and you would thrive.
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01:33:22
I wouldn’t thrive.
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01:33:24
You would survive.
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01:33:24
For a little while.
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01:33:25
I didn’t know you could drink horse’s blood.
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01:33:28
Yeah. But you gotta keep that horse ai, then you have to the horse is gonna die. Is it The horse
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01:33:33
is eating dead people.
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01:33:34
Instead, the horses don’t eat meat.
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01:33:36
They don’t?
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01:33:37
No. They do occasionally eat the birds.
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01:33:39
What if they’re starving? They won’t eat ai a person?
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01:33:42
No. No. They’re not ai in rotting bodies. They’re they’re herbivores. Wow. But they do occasionally eat birds.
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01:33:47
So much.
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01:33:48
There’s this really fucked up, video of this horse following this bird or it’s a cow fall following this bird around. I’ve seen horses do it too, where they found, like, a ground nesting bird, and they just eat it. And the mother bird’s, like, flying at them, pecking at them, like, shut the fuck up. I’m eating your baby.
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01:34:06
At least shah tried.
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01:34:07
Deer do it all the time. Deer do it it’s so bad. Like, they had this net that they use to catch birds. Okay. And, the deer found the birds in the meh, and so the deer would just go up to the net and feast like like a grapevine.
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01:34:22
Right. Like a buffet.
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01:34:23
Eat all these birds. And that’s when we started understanding that if a deer catches a bird, slip it and they just eat them.
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01:34:29
Yeah. Why wouldn’t you? Because they eat plants.
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01:34:32
It’s like Yeah. But we think
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01:34:33
a bird is kinda like caviar to them, probably. Probably.
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01:34:36
Ai, delicious. Yes. A little foie gras.
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01:34:39
Don’t mind if I do.
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01:34:42
Yeah. Have you ever seen cows eat birds? No. Ai a video
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01:34:46
I’ve only seen cows eat eat grass.
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01:34:48
And they eat birds. It it disturbs the shit out of people who are, like, peaceful. They’re, like, you know, I think, you know, the less suffering we have, the better, like, cows
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01:34:56
can fly ai. It’s kind of their fault.
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01:34:58
Well, not babies.
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01:35:00
Survival of the fittest. You’re dead.
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01:35:02
It is.
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01:35:02
You’re You’re now dead.
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01:35:03
It’s probably nature’s way of keeping
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01:35:04
Why wouldn’t you put your
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01:35:05
birds high? Us.
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01:35:07
Why wouldn’t you put your bird dust higher? It’s on the mom.
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01:35:10
Look at this. Look at this cow. Ai little chicken.
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01:35:13
Going right into his mouth.
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01:35:14
Yep. Yep. Chomp chomp chomp. Oh, yum yum yum. And it’s so weird that they decide that they wanna eat that. Just weird. It’s weird that they just decide look at that.
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01:35:23
Why wouldn’t you just eat the kid? Yeah. You can eat that bird.
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01:35:26
Kid comes with people. People have guns. They figured it out after a while.
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01:35:30
You think so? They know the guns are coming?
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01:35:32
They know that people can kill them. I definitely think they know that people are in control. Ai don’t think they feel a sense of, power when
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01:35:38
they attack it. That kid in one gulp.
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01:35:41
Right. People are gonna know. Right. Right.
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01:35:43
If you could just eat it in one gulp. Yeah. Because that’s what happened to the kid. I don’t know
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01:35:47
what happened to the kid. She says I ai I didn’t eat nothing.
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01:35:50
I’ll help you look. Yeah. Let’s all look. You have a shoe in your mouth.
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01:35:55
Ai help you look. Well, that was a legitimate concern for people 100 of years ago. Your your kid would get eaten.
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01:36:02
Sure.
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01:36:02
If he’s
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01:36:02
out in the yard, wolves I mean, that’s ai the big bad wolf. That’s where all that shit was. Little Meh Riding.
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01:36:07
Imagine, like, your kid survives cholera and then it just gets eaten. I can’t believe ai.
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01:36:15
Right. Like, that’s not even that long ago that people were dying of cholera.
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01:36:17
How many years you think that was?
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01:36:19
Who knows? I mean, how many different fucking diseases killed people just because of poor sanitation? That’s where a lot of that stuff came from. Sure. A lot of that stuff came from poor sanitation. We just think about how many people were just dying in these cities because of the plague, because they’d throw their shit out the windows.
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01:36:37
I mean Ai
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01:36:38
be rats and bugs and
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01:36:40
Yeah. I think I would learn pretty quickly if I threw my shit out the window once that, like, that’s not great.
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01:36:45
I think you would think that, but there’s people in India that shit in the street to this day. It’s like
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01:36:50
I mean, I watch a video where there’s, like, a parade and they’re just throwing shit. Like, that’s part of the parade.
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01:36:55
That doesn’t is that in India?
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01:36:57
Yes. Cow dung festival or something? Yes. Yeah.
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01:36:59
It’s Cow shit’s like a different kind of shit. It’s gross,
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01:37:02
but it’s
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01:37:03
not ai human shit. Ai shit is
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01:37:05
the best thing to do. Anyone’s mixing human shit in at this dung festival?
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01:37:08
Yeah. I bet they’re not.
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01:37:09
I bet they’re like, hey, let’s let’s spice it up.
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01:37:11
Yeah. But it’s not pure dung.
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01:37:12
As clean as you think maybe.
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01:37:14
Oh, Jesus Christ. Just throwing at each other. Imagine, like, this is what you sai up for and they’re all smiling.
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01:37:20
I don’t get the appeal.
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01:37:22
Oh, I don’t know. Maybe I mean, maybe how, like, you know, you if you eat a lot of sugar, you get that candida. And maybe if you play with shit enough, you get that shit bacteria.
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01:37:33
I mean, their teeth look so white because they’re covered in shit.
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01:37:36
They’re just covered in shit. Guys, shower up. This is ridiculous. We have to deal with the infections with from the cow dung. They not
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01:37:46
ai is going on here?
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01:37:48
We won’t get any infections from the cow dung, he says. Wait. What does he say? What was his statement?
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01:37:53
The coronavirus and other viruses.
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01:37:54
But back it up before that. Okay. Here. Heaps of cow dung are brought in one place. We all play in it. We have had to deal with the coronavirus and other viruses, so we believe we won’t get any infections from the cow dung. Okay.
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01:38:10
I mean, you see this and then you’re like, you know what? It’s not that bad that we’re doing unboxing videos.
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01:38:15
I mean, these are kinda these guys are basically content creators.
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01:38:19
They are content creators, but they don’t know that. They don’t know that Right. We’re we’re watching these I mean, can you imagine just being in there and just throwing shit at someone?
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01:38:29
How do they not know now though?
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01:38:31
It seems like in this
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01:38:32
day and ai.
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01:38:33
I don’t think that’s a old video either.
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01:38:35
Do you see when, like, they give Amazon tribes Starlink and they give them phones?
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01:38:39
You said
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01:38:40
Amazon? I just thought of Amazon, like, that I order stuff from them.
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01:38:42
Oh, yeah. Not the other one.
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01:38:45
I just sana regular Amazon. I bring I order stuff from Amazon. It’s, like, a $3 thing, and somebody’s driving to my house and dropping off, like, whatever it is, floss.
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01:38:55
They figured it out. I never buy toothbrushes from the fucking store. I just I know. Click a link. Bam.
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01:39:01
But it’s ai sai I’m spending such little money for stuff that someone’s driving to my house to drop it off.
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01:39:07
Eventually, it’s just gonna be drones.
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01:39:09
I meh, drop it off at your head.
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01:39:13
Drop it off at your house. And then there’s people that’s that’s the those are some of the grossest people. People that steal people’s packages.
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01:39:20
Especially during the holidays.
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01:39:21
You don’t even know what’s in there.
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01:39:23
But that’s the fun you get in. You’re ai, this could be a TV. This could be an iPhone. It could it could also just be toothbrushes.
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01:39:30
There’s so many funny videos of people getting busted, you know?
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01:39:34
I’ve I’ve seen them. Yeah. People are just stealing videos for, like, Christmas.
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01:39:37
If you live in a neighborhood where someone steals your packages, that’s such a shitty feeling. There’s fucking people in your neighborhood that are clocking what’s getting dropped off at your house.
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01:39:47
Yeah. I
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01:39:47
mean Chris Rock used to have a bit about, putting, if you bought a new TV
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01:39:52
Mhmm. Like, you
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01:39:52
had to be careful putting the box out on the street in the garbage because people would know
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01:39:56
you have
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01:39:56
a TV. A new TV. Yeah.
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01:39:57
And they wanna break in your house and steal your TV.
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01:40:00
I mean, now TVs arya, like, worth nothing.
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01:40:02
They’re worth nothing. TVs I remember in 19, ai, when I first moved here, I got a big TV for the first time. It was fucking big. It was, like, this big.
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01:40:12
1994 was a great year.
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01:40:13
It was, like, 24 inches. But it was, like, you had to pick it up. Like, it was a giant ass TV. Like, it had a whole back to it.
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01:40:19
Yeah. It was humongous.
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01:40:20
And then it was one of those years, ai, 94, ai, they came out with a plasma TV, and it was $20,000. And it was, like, 40 inches and flat. And because it was flat it looked like shit. It didn’t even look good. Because it was 40 inches and flat, it was, like, $20,000. I remember thinking, that that is the dumbest thing. Like, I’m paying $20,000 for this space behind the TV. Like, I don’t care about the space of the TV. Yeah.
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01:40:47
There’s, like, 6 feet between the TV and the wall. What do I give a fuck?
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01:40:51
I know.
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01:40:51
There’s an extra 12 inches of TV behind it? What are you stupid? You just paid $20,000 because it’s flat?
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01:40:58
I guess people sana hang it on the wall.
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01:41:00
It was a thing to let people know you had it.
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01:41:02
Money.
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01:41:03
Yeah. You had a plasma TV.
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01:41:05
Right.
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01:41:05
Sai if you can find a plasma TV from ai 95 ish. They looked like shit. I think it was must have been 96 because that was when I first bought a house. They looked like shit, and they were $20,000. I was like, this is crazy.
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01:41:20
They were so heavy, those big TVs.
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01:41:22
Oh, giant. Might not have been ram. I might be exaggerating, but it had to be, like, 8 or 9. And this was, like, again, ai ish. How much did they cost back then?
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01:41:30
I remember the that TV right there, the silver one where it, like, comes with its own stand, kind of.
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01:41:37
Yeah. Yeah.
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01:41:37
That one.
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Go over to the person’s house. That’s that person has the, the Super Bowl party.
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Yeah. You gotta help have friends help you carry that in. So it’s Fujitsu in 95. Fujitsu introduced the first 42 inch, and it was how much money?
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I figured it would say
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right here. Price. No. I had it right there. Right there. Sample price for the 42 inch Jeep was 1,000 or 1,000,000 yen, but Fujitsu aimed to sell it for about 500,000 yen per unit. What is that in dollars? What’s 1,000,000 yen in dollars?
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Ai like 15,000.
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6000. So $6,500.
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That’s still a lot of money.
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Still a
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lot of money. So it wasn’t $20. I exaggerate.
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That’s a lot of money.
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So But it
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was just the regular TV was, like, a 100. Like like, what how much is the regular TV? It wasn’t that much money. But if if you had that, you were the man. Like, oh, Bobby must be doing really well in Hollywood. Look at this.
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Mhmm. Look at that screen. Television.
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Oh, ram ai the year 2000. Prices had dropped to $10. Oh, prices had dropped to $10. So maybe it wasn’t quite a bad idea.
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I don’t know.
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Interesting. See if it says up there. Oh, 4 15,000. 15,000. Okay. One of the first flat plasma TVs. I think it was a Phillips that I saw. It was at available at 4 Sears locations in the US for $15.
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Is there Sears anymore?
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I don’t know. I haven’t seen a Sears forever.
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I remember when I was, like, a kid, I got, like, a Sears credit card, and I just bought, like, my ex boyfriend at the time, like, rims for his car. Ai that’s what you just spend your money on.
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I don’t even. Ai Sears is almost like the the Bernstein Bears effect. Like, the fact that you said Sears, I was like, oh, that’s a thing. Like, I forgot about Sears. Anymore. But how could that not be a thing? Like, Sears was huge.
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I have a website.
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01:43:29
Really?
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It’s not all the
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01:43:30
Do they have any loc there’s no locations, though?
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Ai mean, it’s giving me a store locator, but it’s not showing me a map.
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But that’s a weird one. Ai, Sears, like, that had left my memory until this. And then you saying it, like, even though I said Sears available
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to Sears,
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then you started going Sears. Although, I remember Sears, and then I was like, Ai remember Sears too.
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01:43:52
Do you remember Nobody Beats the Wiz?
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01:43:54
Do you remember that store? Yes. You remember Crazy Eddy’s?
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Yes.
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Crazy Eddy was actually crazy.
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01:43:59
Yeah.
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Turns out. There’s 9 left.
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01:44:02
Oh, wow.
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1 in Puerto Rico, 8 on the in mainland. Interesting.
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We should take a road trip just to go to a Sears.
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01:44:10
We should fill the 1 in Puerto Rico.
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01:44:12
We should bring Tony.
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Let’s bring Tony. That’d be amazing. First of all, Puerto Ricans were not upset by I mean, I’m sure some were, but, like, my friends are like, I’m still voting for Ram.
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Puerto Ricans can take a joke.
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01:44:25
Yes.
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They arya some of the best shit talkers on Earth.
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01:44:27
Absolutely. It’s
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it’s common in Puerto Rican communities just have fun and joke.
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01:44:33
Absolutely.
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It’s not a super sensitive neighborhood. Ai a super sensitive, ethnic group.
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No. But most people didn’t care. They’re like, I don’t care.
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01:44:40
It was a stupid ding to do it there, but it turned him into a legend. If as long as Trump won. If Trump didn’t win, we’re gonna have to hide him.
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For real? Yeah.
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I was gonna hide him. I was gonna move him to Thailand or something.
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01:44:52
To Thailand?
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01:44:53
Yeah. He’s gotta get out of the United States for sai while.
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01:44:55
Long now?
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A ai, depending on how bad sideways things go. If Kamala Harris becomes president, the deep state takeover and they completely censor all social media ram move everybody’s guns, force vaccinations on all your babies, everybody gets a sex change.
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Who knows? Just in Thailand
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And he’s in Thailand. With lady boys? Just drinking his life away because you can’t believe he fucked it up for one shitty laugh.
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He could go live in Puerto Rico.
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You know, there were stories that were, ready to be published if Trump lost, blaming it on Tony.
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That’s crazy.
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Yeah. Yeah. Blaming it on that one joke in Madison Square Garden where the fax is, and Tony will tell you, actually, Puerto Ricans voted 26% more for Trump, which is true.
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They probably did.
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Than ever before. Yeah. Well, people were fucking fed up. People were fed up.
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01:45:42
I just need to vote.
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None of this makes any sense.
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I mean, I think, honestly, most people right now, their main concern is, like, they can’t even afford groceries.
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Exactly.
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So they’re, like, whoever I think is gonna help me with that. What listen. I don’t know what is true or not true, but, like, people who are, like, I can’t afford to feed my kid.
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It is so crazy. I was watching this guy, MSNBC, and he was dismissing that in terms of, like, when people think a certain way, like, people have, like, a if they’re a leftist or if they’re a fundamentalist Christian, they they have one thing in common. And that thing that they have in common is they want everyone to think like them.
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Sure.
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And this guy was saying that about, like, young people listening to podcasts, and they’re getting, air quotes, radicalized
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Mhmm.
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And that, we need something that can do this, from a feminist perspective
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01:46:35
Okay.
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01:46:36
And teach young men feminism. The the whole thing was so strange, but one of the things he said that was the most strange, he said instead of, like, these minor grievances ai the price of eggs or someone is teaching you some your kids something in history that you don’t agree with.
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Instead of the those minor thing, like, what’s major then, man? Food for kids.
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Also, ai, food for your family. Is history.
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And in history well, you know, he said something you don’t agree with. Like, what I don’t know what that means. But education is primary. It’s one of the most important things for kids. You gotta for their view of the world, they have to be correctly informed. It really helps if you have a good education.
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Sure.
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And then if you have food, if you could afford eggs, that really fucking helps. And this so this idea that these are minor issues, and the important issue is connecting men to feminism.
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Listen. You can do that if you sana, but, like, most people right now are, like, I can’t afford to pay for groceries for my kids. I don’t even have kids, but, like, people are like, I can’t afford to buy groceries.
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Of course.
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People who
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are making more money now are like, I can’t save any money.
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01:47:39
Yes. Everything’s more expensive. People are fucking out of touch. I’m clearly out of touch. Clearly. But I remember when I was poor. I understand it. I really do, and I know what the fuck is going on. And I know people are saying, hey. This isn’t a minor deal. This is, like, one of the biggest deal. You guys fucked up the economy, and you’re gaslighting everybody and telling everybody you didn’t.
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You guys have spent 1,000,000,000 of dollars on a war that nobody agrees with, 100 of 1,000,000,000, and you’re gaslighting us.
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Yeah. I just also like these teachers that are just, like, spending all their own money for supplies for it’s like, what are you doing?
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Crazy.
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Why do teachers not have supplies for kids? Right. And you’re right. They are the future generations. So if they don’t have food and they don’t have they’re not, like, being instructed in, you know, learning stuff and you have these schools where there’s so many kids to one teacher.
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The United States is like someone who owes you money, and they say they don’t have it, and they keep buying cars.
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Right.
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That’s what it’s like.
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Ai.
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It’s like, how did you have the money to spend all this money on another country when you don’t have any money to spend on the education ai?
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01:48:40
I mean, homelessness, the veterans.
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01:48:43
Let’s just pick let’s just pick education. Like, how much could they fix education with a $175,000,000,000?
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01:48:50
Shouldn’t have a teacher that needs to buy supplies.
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01:48:52
Right. And imagine this. Imagine if companies were incentivized. Like, what if they got government grants based on how well the kids performed in the school districts?
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01:49:02
That would be great.
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Yeah. Like, literally make it ai Halliburton for schools. Like, you know, Halliburton, they blew up Iraq. Halliburton comes in and cleans everything up. Have something that profits off these places getting better, and the better they do in terms of dropping in crime, education rates, graduation rates, college rates, everybody gets more money.
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Figure that out. Figure that out.
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01:49:22
Ai mean, they just want more money for prisons.
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01:49:25
They do that too.
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01:49:26
That’s true. Don’t send them out speak it on education, then you could just have these people have to turn to crime and put them in prisons, and that’s how you’ll get money.
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There’s a bunch of things they did in the eighties that still fuck with us today, and that’s one of them. That’s a big one. Then the eighties must have been so wild because there’s no computers and it’s just like TV in the newspaper and everyone’s running wild and Reagan’s the president, so nobody thinks anything’s real.
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01:49:49
Get a fucking movie star as the president. JFK’s dead. Nobody still understands that one.
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01:49:56
Wasn’t Reagan’s was Reagan’s wife the one that was called the throw goat?
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01:50:00
Allegedly.
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01:50:01
Yes. Give her her flowers. I think she is the
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01:50:04
throw goat. Well, I mean, you could bestow that upon someone to besmirk their memory. You could do that. It’s hard to say.
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01:50:11
Is that necessarily a bad thing?
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The kind of gal that can capture up a president probably knows how to get things done.
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01:50:17
Yeah. Yeah. It’s not necessarily a bad thing. Good for her.
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01:50:20
I think it’s a good thing.
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01:50:21
Yeah.
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It’s sai I mean, every guy would agree. Sure. Yeah. It’s a good skill for a lady to have. Then there’s a problem. I had to learn that. Unless you’re a saloni, first dick, you suck. You’re just ai, wow.
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01:50:33
Somebody had to just figure that out.
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01:50:36
There were glasses back in the Roman days.
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01:50:38
You think so?
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01:50:39
Oh,
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01:50:39
yeah. Probably probably guys showing each other how to suck each other off. Everybody was blowing everybody back then.
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01:50:44
They’re just, you know, throwing bodies on ai, and then also there’s throat goat glasses.
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01:50:49
What their ball smelled like back then?
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01:50:51
Disgusting. I can’t even imagine.
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01:50:52
Jesus Christ.
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01:50:53
You’d probably put shit on their balls so you couldn’t smell what their actual ball smelled like. You’re like, I’d rather smell straight shit. Listen to that. So gross. That has to be the worst smell.
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Do you ever see how they wipe their asses?
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01:51:07
Where? In the Roman times?
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01:51:08
Yeah. They would take a sponge that was on a stick. It was a communal sponge.
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01:51:12
Ai did I just see this on, like, Instagram or something? Yeah. It’s, like, just I think I’m all I think I’m all set.
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01:51:18
I went to Pompeii, and, I took my family there a few years ago. It’s really interesting because these people died, like, instantaneously. And then they’ve, sort of uncovered a lot of it. And one of the things that they uncovered was, like, this communal, like, shah house. So it’s just, like, these holes around this, like, a horseshoe pattern. Mhmm. Yeah. Like that.
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01:51:38
So these holes so these dudes just sit there and just shah into the ground.
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01:51:44
So it’s ai kind of a toilet kind of idea?
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01:51:47
But Sai mean, I don’t think there’s any water. And there’s the sponge. That’s the sponge. Look at the word that has a meaning for it. How often ai Xylospongium.
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01:51:56
How often did they change the sponge?
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01:52:01
They couldn’t change it enough. Even if you had your
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own sponge.
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01:52:04
Enough, but, like, a month?
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01:52:05
You’re dunking into that fucking okay. Hold on a second. Academics disagree to its exact use, about which the primary sources are vague. It has traditionally been assumed that a type of shared anal hygiene utensil used to wipe after defecating and the sponge is cleaned in vinegar or water, sometimes saltwater.
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Other recent research suggest it was most likely a toilet brush.
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01:52:29
Yeah. I mean, they’re probably cleaning a toilet and also your asshole.
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01:52:32
Yeah. Maybe it was all those things. Middle of the 1st century Ram philosopher Seneca the younger reported that a Germanic gladiator died by suicide with a sponge on a stick. According to Seneca, the gladiator hid himself in the latrine of an amphitheater and pushed the wooden stick deep into his throat. Yo.
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01:52:54
Did
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he take that sponge off first?
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01:52:57
No. He wanted to die that way. He wanted to suffocate himself. That’s how much he didn’t sana fight in the gladiator wars.
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01:53:03
To see also shah stick.
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01:53:06
Means a thin speak or stick used instead of toilet paper for anal hygiene and was a historical item of material culture introduced to Chinese Buddhism and Japanese Buddhism. A well known example is Ai don’t know. Not even not even gonna try to say that word. Where’d it go? Meh, well, example, dry shit stick from the Chanzan I’m not gonna say that word, in which a monk a monk asked, what is Buddha?
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01:53:35
And master Yun Min Anmon answered, a dry shit stick. Buddha is a dry shit speak, because everybody got a shit stick that had everybody else’s shit already on it, and you just speak an extra shit on your butt.
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01:53:48
It’s like I’ll just have my own shit.
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01:53:50
Yeah. You’re dunking it in the water, but how clean does it really get? And then it’s just soaked in shit water, and you’re taking that and you’re wiping your own asshole with it.
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01:53:57
I am glad that I was not Ai am glad I was not born during that time.
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01:54:01
What do you think people in the future are gonna be saying about this time, though? What are they gonna be most shocked that we did that was so stupid?
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01:54:09
I don’t know.
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01:54:09
Because if we’re looking back at Pompeii what was Pompeii? What year did that go down?
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01:54:15
It was like 67 or something.
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01:54:17
67 AD? Yeah. It’s pretty wild when you’re there. It’s it’s weird because you get to see some of the bodies they preserved that are just completely frozen in place, like the ash overwhelmed them. And they’re just like like a almost like a little stone statue. 79. 79 AD. Can you show me some of the photos of the Pompeii victims?
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01:54:36
So there’s, like, people that arya, like, just pile on top of each other. Like, that’s it. Like, right there. They just were overwhelmed by ash. Just volcanic ash.
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01:54:51
The volcano, the heat and the gases just killed everybody, like, almost instantly. Just completely overran the town. It’s pretty insane.
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01:55:02
And that
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is insane. Because it’s just weird that people don’t know that. Like, when they’re building these cities, they don’t know that that can happen. Ai, look at that.
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01:55:14
I mean, I wouldn’t know that that can happen. No.
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01:55:16
No one knew back then, but, I mean, we know now. Look look at that. That’s so crazy. That’s what it looks like. I mean, that’s a human being that was just literally turned into a statue in place. Fuck. There was one where these 2 guys were embracing, and someone tried to say that it was, perhaps they were lovers. Mhmm.
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01:55:37
And someone on Twitter was a very funny meh. They’re like, Jesus Christ, imagine dying in front of your friend, then everybody finds it, like, oh, news, gay.
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01:55:44
Ai, like, jerking off.
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01:55:46
Ai? You die in the middle of it. You have your hand on your balls.
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01:55:50
And you’re just fucking now frozen in time like that?
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01:55:52
Forever. At least nobody knows who you are.
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01:55:54
That’s true.
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01:55:55
Yeah. Those are the guys I
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01:55:56
don’t know. Those people yeah. That looks that’s on the way down.
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01:56:00
Yeah. Fucked up way to go. Instantaneously.
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01:56:04
Ai that’s Bob and Tom.
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01:56:05
And when I was a kid, Mount Sai Helens blew up. What year was that, Jamie?
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01:56:11
I don’t know.
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01:56:12
Mount Saint Helens was in the Pacific Northwest, and it was a big deal because it was a an actual real volcano that killed people in the United States. And we were like, woah. Like, what? I thought volcanoes were like in other countries. ai. So I was, not even in high school. Yeah.
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01:56:31
That was,
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01:56:34
that
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01:56:34
was a crazy one. How many people died from melting out?
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01:56:36
57.
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01:56:37
Yeah. They they knew it was an active volcano, but they
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01:56:40
didn’t went?
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01:56:42
Well, ai people live on the side of active volcanoes. Ai, in Hawaii, there’s a bunch of people that live on the side of an active volcano.
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01:56:50
When I was in Hawaii, I think there was, one of the volcanoes did go off.
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01:56:54
Yeah. It happened when I was there too at the Big Island. The Big Island is very active. There’s crazy film of Yeah.
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01:57:02
Ai I’ve just been lava
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01:57:03
overcoming this Mustang. Have you ever seen it?
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01:57:05
No.
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01:57:06
There’s a Mustang parked in front of the street, and the lava is coming from this eruption, and it just slowly consumes the street and eats this car right in front of this dude’s house. Like, these people have been living there chilling their whole life Ai like you’re insurance. From school. Hi, mom. I’m home. Does your insurance cover that? Probably not.
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01:57:24
They try to cover as little as possible.
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01:57:26
Oh, I know.
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01:57:26
If you live on the side of an active volcano, like That’s
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01:57:28
like, hey. I’m gonna get volcano insurance.
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01:57:30
Yeah. That’s that’s up to you, player.
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01:57:32
But I want I wanna have my expensive car.
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01:57:35
Yeah. I had a friend who, he had some crazy situation. I think he had, like, flood insurance, but he didn’t have damage from water from a hurricane insurance. So, like, your roof can get destroyed from a hurricane. You don’t have insurance for that, but you have insurance if, like, your pipes break.
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01:57:57
Like, he he got fucked in some sort of a weird loophole.
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01:58:00
What’s weird too with stuff like that, anytime it’s like an adjuster, if you get the right adjuster, they can do whatever you want.
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01:58:07
Oh, yeah.
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01:58:07
To get an adjuster who’s gonna do it. Like, I used to call and do, like, appeals for, health insurance stuff. And if you kinda sweet talk someone, they might just put it through for you. You have to just keep calling back until you get an adjuster that’s gonna give you what you want.
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01:58:23
Or you have to charm them in person.
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01:58:25
Yes. Yeah. That’s what because they’re just regular people.
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01:58:29
Right. And they could decide.
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01:58:31
Absolutely. They hold so much power sometimes.
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01:58:33
That’s a crazy power to have. Right. Right. Right. You can get your house fixed.
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01:58:37
Right. Or, like, your car’s totaled, then we’re gonna pay for it or we’re not.
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01:58:41
Yeah. Or you’re gonna have a shaky ass car for the rest of your life as you take it on the highway. You ever had a car that’s fixed that really probably shouldn’t have been fixed?
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01:58:50
I mean, my first car I had was, like, a Ford Tempo. And I remember the steering wheel, like, came off in my lap as I was driving it. And I was just, like, picked it up and just kept driving.
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01:59:03
You put it back on?
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01:59:04
Oh, I should not have been driving that car.
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01:59:06
Oh ai god. When you’re a kid and you buy shit boxes, like, the chances of those things just completely falling apart as you’re driving are so high.
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01:59:15
My dad also would just, like, wanna paint a car. So he would just, like, start painting a car and prime it, like, half of it, and then he would give up. So we’d have, like, a 2 colored car as a child. It’s, like, so embarrassing.
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01:59:27
Yeah. If you have a poor car
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01:59:29
Oh, yeah. We had poor cars.
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01:59:31
Yeah. Poor cars.
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01:59:31
All the time. And then my mom got into a car accident, and then we got a car with that money. Oh. The Ford Tempo ai, like, ram. Mhmm. Ai had, like, bright red pleather inside.
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01:59:42
Bright red pleather.
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01:59:43
Yeah. I was driving that ram. Me and my friends on the ai, and I’m like, oh, the steering wheel just came down, but it’s still connected. So I just pick it up and, like, make the turn.
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01:59:51
Oh, so, like, the thing that adjusts the steering wheel dropped off?
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01:59:55
I don’t know. It just, like, fell in my lap when I was driving, and Sai just picked it up and, like, still drove it.
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Jesus Christ. There’s a lot of those cars out there. That’s why we need inspections. Adrianne, it’s very important.
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My ai, though, knew a guy who would just keep passing that car. Yeah.
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Those guys are a problem.
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Yeah. But that’s what I’m saying. It’s, like, the right it’s a person that’s, like, not an adjuster, but, like, if you know them, they’ll do it for you.
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Yeah. My friend was telling me about that for muscle cars in Los Angeles. That there’s a place you can go in, like, the hood, and this guy will, completely pass, like, any car. I was like, that sounds like an FBI sting.
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Yeah. But, I mean, there’s so many things like that.
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Yeah. Well, especially in New York.
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Yeah. I meh, yeah. I
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mean, New York is all about knowing a guy.
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All about knowing a guy. It’s all about, like, what you can get away with.
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02:00:40
Yeah.
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New York City is disgusting. Ai I’ve lived there my whole life. I hate it, but I can’t imagine, like, living anywhere permanently for the rest of my life.
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What do you, think is gonna be the hardest adjustment about moving here?
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I don’t know. I’m not sure. I mean, I can’t live here during the summer. I can’t do it like flying roaches. Whatever, like, whatever those things are, I just can’t. I’m out.
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Jamie, do you experience a lot of flying roaches?
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I just see them out. Like, it was, like, a 105 degrees here when I came last June, Midori, and it was just like we were in his he got a really nice Airbnb.
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He probably brought them with him. There were
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a lot of crickets this year, but I don’t think that was that’s different.
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Yeah. That’s different. Ai mean, I was in the room in the bathroom, and there was one, like, this big.
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A roach.
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Whatever maybe they’re cicadas, whatever they’re called.
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Oh, yeah. Cicadas are very different than roaches.
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They look like roaches now. People eat them. Sure. People eat people. Like, it’s I mean, it doesn’t make it cooler. Right? But, like, you could eat whatever you want.
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No. But, I mean, it’s like a delicacy. Like, people
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enjoy it.
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Sure. That’s
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fine. Like, I know a lot of I know a guy
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who does it. God bless. That’s not for
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me.
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My friend Ryan Callahan, he had a recipe of how to cook cicadas.
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Put on the bugs, ai. Big roaches, though?
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Yeah.
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Like a bug.
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Anyway, I go to get Ari to kill it, and he’s like, oh, it just flew. I’m like, what? That is ai a new fear unlocked. It flew?
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It probably was a cicada. It probably was a cicada.
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Maybe it might not have been a roach, but, like,
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cicada. Looks like.
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I can’t
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Fucking cool. They’re fucking cool. See if you find cicada recipes. See if you can find Ryan Callahan’s cicada recipe. My friend Bryden, he, would cook them with, like, teriyaki sauce and bake them. Yeah. Apparently look. I’ve gone to Mexico before, and if certain resorts in Mexico, they’ll serve you, like, fried crickets.
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Sure.
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Ai you seen that?
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I’ve heard about it.
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Yeah. Fried crickets or grasshoppers? I forget which one. But they’re good. They taste good.
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They’re probably crunchy.
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Yeah. Crunchy and it was ai salty. It’s pretty good. It’s actually not bad for you, like, legitimate.
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It’s protein. Right?
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Yeah. It’s the same ai animal protein that you get from a lot of different things. But protein from cicadas is apparently particularly good. It’s ai they’re because they’re big, I guess. Probably a lot of protein, those little fuckers.
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I mean, I just remember being out, like, outside on, like, a bar here, and they were just
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that’s all it is for you is the bugs?
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The heat’s not great.
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You can handle the heat?
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I can handle the heat over those bugs.
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Just sai from the bugs.
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I don’t run-in there. They fly.
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Adrianne, I’m telling you, you’re hanging out in the wrong spots. I’ll show you where
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it goes. Poor places, but, like, ai bugs are just I can’t deal with the flying at all.
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Where the bugs are. It’s not that big of a deal. The mosquitoes are a pain in the ass sometimes.
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I don’t care about that. I mean, yeah, it’s not great, but, like, those big things, I can’t.
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Like, Lady Bird Lake, if you go around there, you’re gonna there’s gonna be a lot mosquitoes. They’re all over the fucking place. But that’s also, what the bats keep in check. Have you seen the bat, emergence before? No. Oh, it’s fucking cool as shit.
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Bats were actually pretty cute.
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Well, there’s a there’s the bridge. Right? This is South Congress Bryden if you go by the South Congress bridge, there’s people every night that are waiting for the bats to leave. Because millions of bats leave. So as billions of critters have emerged for 7 years so is this Ryan? Okay. So he’s showing so you peel off the skin of these little fuckers.
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What what is this guy doing?
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That’s not Ryan Calian. I don’t know who that guy is.
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I could find a video of him doing it then.
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Okay. But sai this guy is just showing how you cook cicadas. So he’s basically taking away the outside area and he made a cicada taco for this kid and this lady and they’re eating it with a shah said she’s freaking out. Whatever. Yeah. She sai it’s not bad. What was I just talking about before that, though? We’re moving on to something else.
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Oh, what I’ll miss about being in being here as opposed to New York?
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Yeah. We talked about oh, oh, the bats. That’s what we’re talking about.
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The bats eating mosquitoes.
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Show the, bats emerging from the South Congress bryden. It’s really crazy. I’ve seen I’ve only done it once where I went out to watch it happen. It’s ai a 1000000 bats. It’s like the sky fills with vatsal, and they kill all the fucking mosquitoes. They’re deaf
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Why are they not eating the mosquitoes also? Ai pretty cool, though.
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Yeah. Ai never seen the photos of it.
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It’s pretty badass. I’ve seen it live like that. And and if you go under that bridge, you hear them. Little flying rats
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clinging to the roof. Do they eat? They can’t eat just mosquitoes. Mosquitoes.
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That’s it. Killers. They keep the mosquitoes in check. They probably eat a bunch of bugs. I’m sure they don’t only die on mosquitoes, but they’re a significant factor in keeping the mosquito population down, allegedly. That’s what I read. It’s fine if that’s true.
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I think
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it’s true though.
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Ai think
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it’s true. I think that’s one of the main things that they
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Ai friend had it with he lives in, I guess, the country, and he’s, like, trying to put up those places where bats will come to eat the mosquitoes. Like, I guess, you put up those little bat houses or whatever. Mhmm. Put pheromones in them, I guess. And he’s like, he can’t get them to come there because he has a lot of mosquitoes because he lives by a lake.
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Yeah. I bet vatsal, it’s hard to get them to move in meh arya. You know. Because I bet wherever bats live, if they live by a lake, there’s probably plenty of bugs. Like, why would they take a risk to go somewhere where they’re not sure if resources exist?
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I mean, they could just fly. Right.
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But they live under this bridge and they’ve been on this bridge forever.
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Well, yeah. I don’t think he’s gonna get these bats. But you
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know what I’m saying? Yeah. Like, when bats find a spot that works, they’re not migratory.
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Right. They’re just gonna stay there.
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They’re just gonna stay there. So to get them to go to a new spot, he’s probably gonna have to bring bats. We actually had a bat expert on the podcast.
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Do you know what I need? I I need an expert for pantry moths.
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We’ll try to find you one.
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I mean, I have pantry moths for the last 3 months, and I can’t get rid of them.
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They do ai. Where do they go?
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They migrate seasonally, flying south for the winter, and they’re returning north in the spring. Interesting.
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Yeah. That’s how I heard about it because there’s a bunch more in Houston.
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Right. So they probably because Houston doesn’t get as cold probably, but they probably have, like, an established range is what my point is. It’s like bringing them to a new range, like, to your friend’s place is gonna be difficult because there’s not a history of them being there.
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But I wonder if what’s that dude’s name? What does it say? It says they eat between 10,030,000 pounds of insects, including mosquitoes Every
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night.
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And every night on their nightly flights and harmful agricultural pests.
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They gotta be So
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Austin’s bats are they’re fucking huge. They really they come in handy. But fuck. What was Ai, asking about other than
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that? Merlin Tuttle.
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Yes. That’s his name. Merlin Tuttle. So he is a, a bat expert. And, he lives in Austin as well. Fascinating dude. He’s been studying bats his whole life. He’s a scientist.
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Is there still new stuff to find out about bats?
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Sure. Yeah. I mean, bats carry a lot of weird diseases. That’s one thing, you know. Like,
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in sense.
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Because they’re eating Crossover diseases. That’s the coronavirus essentially was a bat disease that they took and fucked with and made it, vulnerable for humans. So they, they’ve done a lot of work with, like, bats and diseases. One of the craziest stories though, there’s these 2 doctors or 2 scientists rather, and they, they were in Africa and they decided to set up photography to film these bats as they were flying out of the cave because there’s certain cave in Africa that has, like, some fucking insane number of bats.
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It’s just filled with them. And when these bats flew out, they shit. So these guys are on the ground in front of the bat cave filming.
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Covered in shit.
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Didn’t take into account they’re gonna be covered in bat shit. Just millions and millions of vatsal shitting in their face, and they died. They died of ram crazy hemorrhagic virus that just raged through their system. If you imagine you are a a human being and you’re essentially intravenously taking in bat shit into your system, it’s going in your ai, it’s going in your ai.
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Turn of events.
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It’s going through the the blood brain barrier. The bat shits getting into your blood, and it’s circulating through your whole body. And you just develop a horrible hemorrhagic virus.
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Can’t play and match it like you can play in cow shit.
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No. I don’t think so. I think well, bats eat a lot of, like, living organisms, ai unlike cows, you know.
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02:09:16
These crocodiles orange.
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Bat poop has turned these African cave crocodiles
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orange. That orange crocodile.
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That’s pretty cool. Dope. That’s a pretty
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dope looking crocodile. Pair of boots.
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You know
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that guy? No shit. Right? Like vatsal? Nice. Natural orange crocodile from bat poop. You know, the bat guano is a very potent fertilizer. Right? Because bat guano has, ai, it’s I think it has high levels of nitrogen. I think that comes from them eating all the insects. So that, like, there used to be wars over bat shah, and that’s where the term bat shit crazy comes from.
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Yeah. I did not know that.
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Guano was, like, a very expensive commodity because people needed it to grow crops. So if you could get
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That’s crazy.
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Yeah. Back guano is apparently, very potent fertilizer.
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They have a 43 100 year old poop core in a Jamaican cave that that they’ve been studying.
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02:10:12
What?
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Ai 5,000 different species of bats have been shitting on for
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02:10:17
Jesus Christ. Oh ai god. Depositive in the wow. Sequential layers by generations of bats for over 4,300 years, and it’s 2 meters tall. That is so crazy, largely undisturbed, and holds information about changes in climate and how the bat’s food sources shifted over the millennia. Wow.
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I had to go to Jamaica for spring break, and that’s where you go.
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That is so crazy. That’s so nuts.
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Ai. I know. I’m trying to find
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a picture of it, but I don’t see it. You know what I’m really fascinated with is things that existed, like, only in myth, but that, every culture has, like dragons. Like, I had this guy, Forrest Gallant. He’s a, wildlife biologist, and he thinks that there’s a real possibility that dragons were an actual thing.
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And that Well,
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when they have lived, like, when dinosaurs were around?
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02:11:15
No. No. They lived alongside humans. That’s why there’s always records in all these different cultures. And, you know, there’s, Chinese culture has dragons. Japanese culture has dragons. Ancient, Europeans have dragons. Like, dragon is a not a fire breathing. That seems to be bullshit.
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But maybe even
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What kind of like, what would their purpose be?
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02:11:38
Well, they’re probably like a crocodile that flies. There was probably, like, more than one kind of really dangerous reptile that they called dragons. Ai, Komodo dragons.
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Right. Komodo dragons.
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Giant lizard, they called a dragon. Right? Crocodiles, dragons.
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02:11:53
Mhmm.
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The question is whether or not one of them actually flew. Because we know that pterodactyls were a real thing. And if if pterodactyls
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probably were real then.
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Nah. I think it’s probably something like that. You know, some kind of, like, enormous bird type creature.
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I only want a dragon if it’s going to, like, just have fire come out of its mouth.
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02:12:13
All the time.
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02:12:13
Yeah. That’s the only kind of dragon
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02:12:14
I want. Stick it on your enemies.
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02:12:16
Yes.
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02:12:16
Shut the fuck up.
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02:12:18
You know? Send it to your house.
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02:12:19
Like, when you’re in Game of Thrones and that lady standing there, and then you see the dragon’s head slowly merge behind her. Who?
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02:12:25
I know.
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02:12:26
How dare you?
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02:12:27
I know.
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02:12:28
It’s so good.
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02:12:29
I keep trying to get into it, and I can’t.
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02:12:31
The new one is
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02:12:33
No. But
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02:12:34
Sai ai, I know all of them. The old one is so good. It’s so good. It’s so good. It makes you want a dragon. The lady what’s her name? Vineris ai had the dragons? Is that her name?
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I didn’t watch ai.
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02:12:46
I have no you didn’t watch it either?
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02:12:48
Dang, damn.
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02:12:49
Could you not get into it?
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02:12:50
It’s too busy playing video games, ai golf.
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02:12:52
Bring me your bring me your puppy.
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02:12:54
What are you into reality?
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02:12:56
Bring me your puppy right now. Bring me Carl.
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02:12:58
It’s like Jamey’s like, I don’t like fantasy.
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02:13:01
Not that kind.
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02:13:02
Yeah. I don’t really like fantasy
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02:13:04
like that either.
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02:13:04
I don’t know, like, sci fi stuff a little more.
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02:13:06
Have you seen, 3 Body Problem?
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02:13:08
No. Ai it was on my list to watch it in Starwood. Dude,
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02:13:11
is it good?
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Really good. Really by the guys who made Games of Thrones or the gals or non binary folks, whoever the fuck it is.
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Whoever made it?
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Whoever made Game of Thrones. Some that’s a thing that you repeat without looking any further. I don’t know what producers or whatever, but the point is, like, it is a really, really good shah. Like, really fun and science fiction. And, my wife was not even into science fiction. She loves it.
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I gotta check it out. I really want It’s good. I really want Carl.
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02:13:37
A little Carl. Isn’t he adorable?
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02:13:39
He’s so cute.
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02:13:40
Yeah. He’s gotta rest up for Marshall in about 15, 20 minutes. He’s gonna meet Marshall again.
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02:13:45
Marshall is, like, Marshall is just happy right now.
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02:13:47
Oh, yeah. He’s happy when Carl’s nowhere near him.
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He’s like, Carl, please. I can’t.
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Especially if, like, he doesn’t have a toy where they could play tug of war.
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02:13:55
Right.
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02:13:55
If they could play tug of war, it’s cool. But Carl is just us.
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02:13:58
Oh, yeah. Soon as I came in, he was just, like, bagging my sneaker.
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02:14:00
Yeah. He just wants to fight. He wants to play.
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02:14:03
He’s he’s still so young, though.
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02:14:04
Yeah. He’s a little baby. But he’s also a crazy dog. Like, he’s he’s, like, a little little torpedo. He launches himself through the air at Marshall.
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02:14:11
Yeah. He’s like, if he was a person, he’d be a dictator. He’s, like, nuts.
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02:14:15
He’d be a gladiator.
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02:14:17
He’s one of
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02:14:17
those dudes fighting in
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02:14:18
Rome. Tracked.
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02:14:19
Yeah. He’d be one of them dudes fighting. He’d be like that. He wouldn’t be the guy that killed himself with the shit sponge.
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02:14:26
No. Not right. He’d be killing people with the shit sponge, just plunging it right in their throat.
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02:14:31
But you imagine if, like, today was the lion fight, you’re ai, I don’t wanna do this. I’d rather choke to death on a shit stick. Imagine how bad your life is to be. Yeah.
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02:14:39
I think you were like, I’m just gonna off myself with this shit stick.
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02:14:42
That’s all you have to kill yourself is a shit speak? I mean, how bad your life has to suck to take this fucking sponge covered in other people’s shit and just bypass your gag instincts and stuff it down your hole until you ai.
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02:14:59
I imagine you don’t die right away either.
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You just You definitely don’t die right away.
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02:15:02
You’re just, like, ingesting those fumes.
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02:15:05
Yeah. You you’re you’re just following up in the middle
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02:15:08
this back up.
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02:15:09
Of killing yourself stick. By stuffing it.
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02:15:11
I think someone thought that would kill them, and they just tried smelling it until they ai, and it didn’t work.
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02:15:15
Nah. They’re probably used to that kind of smell. Alright.
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02:15:18
It’s like smelling salt. I bet that shit wakes you right up.
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02:15:20
You want some?
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02:15:22
No. I used to work at a place that Oh. I’ll do it, but I’m not gonna do it that close. Oh. That’s what people do with the shit speak. That was
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02:15:33
their face. God. That was the biggest one I ever got ever. Oh my god. I thought it had lost a little bit of potency from the other day. Yo. Ai got delayed reactions. Yeah. Well, so
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02:15:45
my god.
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02:15:45
That one hit me harder than anyone
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02:15:46
I’ve ever been in. That close to me. It’s ai chlorine, but the most chlorine.
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02:15:52
Oh, it’s
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02:15:52
sai ai. At a place that ammonia. Abortions. It was ai an OB GYN, and they used to have that stuff to, like, wake people up.
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02:15:58
Oh, fun.
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02:16:00
Oh, god. That is so bad.
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02:16:03
Because it’s addictive, though.
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02:16:04
You wanna
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02:16:04
try it ai?
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02:16:05
No. I don’t.
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02:16:06
You don’t? You sure? I’m not a gambler. I’m
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02:16:08
not a gambler.
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02:16:08
Doesn’t matter.
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02:16:09
I’ll do it from further away.
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02:16:10
Yeah. That’s what I’m saying.
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02:16:11
Let’s do
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02:16:12
it close again. Let’s do it close again. Let’s do it close again.
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It’s one of those things where everybody does it and, like, what the fuck?
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That was so bad.
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02:16:18
Let me try it again. Let me try it again.
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Everybody wants to try
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it again.
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02:16:22
That’s brutal. Yeah. It’s
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rough. It’s
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02:16:24
rough stuff. What do they
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02:16:25
use that for besides Weightlifters.
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02:16:27
They if
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they get knocked out. No. No.
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02:16:29
No. They take it right before they power lift.
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02:16:32
Why?
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It get it’s they like, it’s apparently I don’t know the actual science. Maybe Jamie can look it up. The ai, I think, that is it shocks your system. The it, like, just jolts everything ai, and then you’re, like, fuck it.
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Then you
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can lift more weights, allegedly. It must.
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02:16:48
That’s crazy ai I didn’t even have it that close to my face.
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02:16:51
They used to use it with boxers, but they made it illegal. They would put it under a boxer’s nose
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02:16:54
To wake them up. Right?
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02:16:55
To wake them up. Yeah. If they got, like, rocked and hurt, they would snap them back. I don’t even know if it works.
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02:17:02
Lots of athletes use it.
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02:17:04
What is that what is it that
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02:17:06
Is it
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legal for them?
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02:17:07
Yeah. Ai, they’re using the smaller versions, but yeah.
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02:17:09
Why can’t boxers use it then?
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02:17:11
I don’t know that they can’t.
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02:17:12
I don’t think they can. I think smelling salts are illegal in between rounds. I think it actually was an issue that somebody brought up because I think someone was asking why someone it was one of the ai men in the UFC, one of the, excuse me, one of the cut men in the UFC was holding someone’s nose open after they got rocked, like, with his finger, but it was just to create the of more airway.
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It says that because they can they can mask more serious injuries and cause further harm.
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02:17:38
Right. Right. Right.
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02:17:38
That’s what this unboxing is why it’s
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02:17:40
Yeah. That makes sense. So, like, if you get rocked and then they give you the smelling salts, you might think you’re okay. But, really, you’re still fucked up.
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02:17:46
Right. The worst injury from them is is what this is backing up. I when I was looking into it is whiplash. It’s not ai burning your nose.
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02:17:52
That’s hilarious.
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02:17:53
How ai it from just going on that?
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02:17:55
Yeah. Yeah. Because you can’t not react that way.
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02:17:57
That’s hilarious. People that are more hurt
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02:17:59
can fuck get fucked up more.
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02:18:01
You need to do some neck exercises, homie. Get whiplash from that. That’s ridiculous.
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02:18:05
You’re getting into a car accident and you wanna you want, like, to get more money, sai you just do that for whiplash?
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02:18:10
A couple blast of that.
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02:18:12
What is that stuff? Like, what it just smells like ammonia, kinda.
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02:18:14
Ai think it is ammonia. Yeah. Yep. That’s all it is. Yeah. It’s just ammonia in, like, crystal form. But this is this company is, it’s this this product is called Ah. This is the strongest one we’ve ever
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02:18:25
done.
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02:18:26
Ai meh it before too, but, like, that is very strong. It was like it was ai here, and I smelled it.
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02:18:30
Yeah. It was this smelled so bad that it smelled inside the sealed container. So it had a sealed plastic container on the outside. I had to open that. I could smell it through the container before it was even open. Then once I unsealed it and opened the bag, while this was sealed and with, like, a a top to the lid, like, so there’s the top that’s, like, sealed over the bottle and then the lid on top of
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02:18:51
the top. And you still
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02:18:52
smelled it through that? Ai it through that. With, like, the plastic seal, you gotta pull the seal back and everything. Once we opened it up, I could it’s just it’s insane. Whatever the fuck is in whatever it does to
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02:19:03
your system. Ai it in crystal form.
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02:19:05
From there?
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02:19:06
No. Okay. Yeah. You do first.
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02:19:08
Okay.
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02:19:11
Why would you go that close? That’s pretty close.
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02:19:17
Okay. Your turn. Get in there, girl. Big breath. Big breath. Big breath. Big breath. Ugh. No.
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02:19:26
That was
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02:19:26
I smelled enough.
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02:19:27
That was nothing.
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02:19:28
I don’t care. I’m not gonna breathe in it. I’m gonna lie. Meh pretend I’m doing
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02:19:32
it. You did it. That first ai
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02:19:35
that first time is, like, brutal.
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02:19:36
Yeah. Doesn’t wake you up, though?
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02:19:38
It does. Yeah.
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02:19:39
For sure.
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02:19:40
If somebody had rocked you, you’re in there with some girls boxing you up Right. Just peacing you up.
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02:19:45
And they just smell bad.
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02:19:45
It gets
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02:19:46
you in the corner. You’re ai, whew.
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02:19:47
And then I could see it making you, like, angry too.
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02:19:50
Yeah. I would think it’d probably be good to mask any symptoms of you being hurt.
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02:19:55
They should have that on the shit stick.
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02:19:59
Yeah. Imagine just swallowing a bottle of that to kill yourself. Yeah.
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02:20:03
But that’s better.
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02:20:04
Probably taking a long time.
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02:20:06
You don’t think you would die from that right away? It’s ammonia.
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02:20:08
I wonder. Okay. How much, ammonia would you have to consume for it to be lethal, Jamie?
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02:20:14
I feel like a cup.
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02:20:16
This is not even a cup.
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02:20:17
Well, that’s in crystal form. I’ll be prolonged.
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02:20:19
And there’s amount of time you’re probably doing it.
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02:20:21
But if you just down this whole thing, it should kill you.
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02:20:24
All of it? Yeah.
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02:20:25
The whole thing. I feel like we shouldn’t be giving anybody any idea.
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02:20:28
Probably not. People were, like, eating Tide Pods. Don’t.
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02:20:32
They were. Right? That was weird.
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02:20:33
That’s a crazy time where I
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02:20:34
think China did that to us. I think they tricked us
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02:20:37
on air.
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02:20:38
Yeah. They got some, like, fake people to pretend to eat Tide Pods and talk dumb kids.
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02:20:42
I remember when they were locking up detergent because kids were eating Tide Pods? We were like, I don’t know, man. If you’re eating those Tide Pods, you deserve it.
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02:20:52
Yeah. We’re always gonna have kids that do stupid shit. There’s no way around that.
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02:20:58
Tide Pods is probably Ai
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02:20:59
was I’m lucky Tide Pods weren’t around when I was a kid.
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02:21:02
You would have definitely been eating them?
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02:21:03
I know somebody who would’ve ate them. There’s always that one kid in the neighborhood who’ll do anything to get attention.
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02:21:08
They do feel cool, though. They’re ai soft and
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02:21:13
What is in them? Oh, I
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02:21:14
heard so.
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02:21:15
Oh, sorry. Tide pods.
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02:21:16
What what are you saying, Jim?
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02:21:17
They were saying this is probably how this got into sports. They thought it counteracted head trauma
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02:21:24
Right. Like, 50 years ago. Wakes you up.
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02:21:26
Not but I mean fully, like, if you were knocked out
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02:21:29
Right. Which you
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02:21:30
ai I mean, you had a I know it would wake you up, but, like, they thought it, like, fixed you.
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02:21:33
Right. They thought it brought you back. Insane. Well, they didn’t know shit back then.
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02:21:37
They still smell it.
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02:21:38
I mean, when do you think they figured out brain damage? When they start figuring out if you get punched in the head too many times, you you lose your ability to communicate.
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02:21:45
I think they probably knew it pretty early, and they’re like, I’m betting on this game, though. Let them keep it in each other.
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02:21:52
Well, they definitely knew about it because boxers were washed up even in the fifties and the sixties, but I don’t think they understood the the extent of it until probably, like, the sixties seventies. People started discussing, like, being punch drunk punch drunk boxers. Like, I think boxers knew about it, but I think, like, the general public, it wasn’t really a big thing.
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02:22:11
What about football people? Like, you know, concussions and stuff?
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02:22:14
Yeah. For sure. They get it real bad. All of them. All all contact athletes, your head getting jarred like that. But I think for us, the big one was Muhammad Ali, because Muhammad Ali was such a cultural hero. And to see Muhammad Ali in this later stages of his life, like, unable to communicate and shaking is, like, very disturbing.
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02:22:33
Because as much as they try to tell you that had nothing to do with boxing, like, come on.
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02:22:37
It definitely did.
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02:22:38
Of course, it did.
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02:22:38
You’re jostling your brain around.
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02:22:40
But there’s also, a trauma induced Parkinson’s is a real thing.
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02:22:44
Right.
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02:22:45
And so when you see people that are, like Freddie Roach, who’s a he was a boxer and now he’s a famous trainer. He has trauma induced Parkinson’s. He’s a shah that he tells you is from his career as a boxer. Just something that happens to people. And so when you see it happen to someone like Muhammad Ali, you’re like, fuck.
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02:23:02
Right. Because this guy’s like the the sign of strength.
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02:23:05
Oh, not just a sign of strength, but the way he would talk was so different than any other boxer. He was so fast. He was so funny. Like, Howard Cosell called him truculent once. He seemed very truculent champ. He goes, whatever truculent it is, if it’s good on that. That’s
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a great answer.
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02:23:24
He had so many funny things that he said. He was the 1st guy that was, like, talking shit in a funny way and getting the whole world to pay attention. You know? He said one of his opponents, I forget who it was, he goes, is he have you ever ram he beat me, you better wake up and apologize.
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02:23:39
That’s funny.
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02:23:39
He just said some funny funny things he would say, but also, like, refused to fight in the Vietnam War. He said, hey, man. Fuck you. I’m not going over there.
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02:23:47
Yeah. Good for him.
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02:23:48
Yeah. And then lost his ai lost his ability to make a living for 3 years because of it. Like, the prime 3 years of his career was taken from him because he refused to fight in the Vietnam War. So he was he was a lot more than just a fighter. He was like a a cultural icon who defined rebelling against a corrupt and evil system.
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02:24:09
And then, you know, eventually, at the end of his life, he was a victim of the sport that made him famous. We watched it.
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02:24:16
Right.
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02:24:17
And that’s the first time we ever watched someone go from, you know, just celebrated for the way he talked to being unable to communicate at all.
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02:24:25
This gives 2 very different versions of when it was discovered.
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02:24:30
Ancient Egypt. Yeah. 1848 Phineas Gage, a railroad worker, survived a traumatic brain injury when an iron rod shot through his skull and destroyed much of his left frontal lobe. Gage’s personality changed dramatically and his case considered a landmark in the study of brain damage and personality.
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02:24:47
So we have pictures of that.
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02:24:49
Yo. Let’s see the pictures. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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02:24:55
It says it went right through.
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02:24:56
Oh, my god.
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02:24:57
He didn’t apparently feel much pain. Oh, boy. He was throwing up for every 20 minutes, but he was lucid and remained talking the whole time.
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02:25:07
So he just made, like, his hair part over the hole in his head?
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02:25:09
He said he had obliterated his left frontal lobe. Oh. He survived the accident of a 13 inch railroad rod.
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02:25:18
Is that the rod that he has in his hands? Yeah.
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02:25:20
I think so.
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02:25:21
Oh, crikey. Ai kept it?
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02:25:23
That could be a gunner.
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02:25:23
Alex
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02:25:24
No. That looks like the rod, dude.
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02:25:25
Yeah. Yeah.
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02:25:26
That’s the thing that went through his fucking head, and he lived.
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02:25:29
And now he’s keeping it.
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02:25:31
Oh, that’s what it looked like. Oh my god.
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02:25:37
Wait. So it didn’t go through his eye?
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02:25:39
It went through his head and destroyed his eye. That’s true. What do you think that what did it say it did to his personality?
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02:25:44
That’s why sai this was, like, the first study ai psychologists changed psychology and
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02:25:50
Right. What did they sai? How did they say it affected his personality? Phineas Gage on second thought. That’s interesting. What does that say there on the top? The the title of it?
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02:25:59
For Profane and Hostile afterwards.
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02:26:02
A reexamination of the famous case of a man whose personality changed from a grievous brain injury. Mhmm. Okay. Wait a minute. Yeah. Sai know. Yeah. Somewhere
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02:26:17
across that
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02:26:17
too. Yeah.
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02:26:19
Alright. Ai another way.
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02:26:20
Yeah. It’s hard to know. This is a funky site. The dude who runs ai is funky.
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02:26:29
I mean, I bet he wasn’t a good time to be around.
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02:26:31
Well, it does definitely dramatically change people. Like, I was reading about this guy who developed, an ability to, see mathematics in, like, geometric form. And, it’s called, ai Saloni syndrome. So this guy started creating, like, geometric arya, like, apparently, had no interest in mathematics at all. Mhmm.
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02:26:53
And then, I think he got mugged. I think he got beat up and, then developed some bizarre mathematical ability.
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02:27:02
I mean, that’s better than the people that have, like, traumatic brain injuries and become pedophiles. True. Like, definitely True. Pray for the mathematic genius.
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02:27:10
Well, I know quite a few comics of Adam. Roseanne Barr, Kinison both got hit by cars. Both changed their personalities dramatically afterwards. It’s probably, like, quite a few people just got knocked in the head and then just became a different person.
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02:27:25
Right.
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02:27:25
It was really weird. Sai sketch sketchy thing.
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02:27:29
Oh, no. Your joke was about somebody taking medicine.
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02:27:32
Oh, the the joke about, yeah, the Parkinson’s drug? Mhmm. That’s true. That’s true.
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02:27:36
That’s crazy.
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02:27:37
It’s so crazy. Yeah. It’s called a dopamine agonist. And, apparently, with some people, it completely removes their inhibitions.
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02:27:46
Right. He was ai?
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02:27:47
Gambling, gay sai, just went off the rails.
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02:27:51
And what did you say? He lost, like, 600,000 or something?
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02:27:54
Somewhere in the neighborhood of that. Yeah. Lost everything.
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02:27:58
But then when he would stop taking the drug, he was okay.
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02:28:02
He got back to normal. He’s like, what the fuck was I doing? He won in court, which is the craziest thing. Yeah.
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02:28:08
You said he lost.
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02:28:09
Galaxo Smith ai.
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02:28:10
But he
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02:28:10
lost money. As much money as he gained back, and he was also raped twice. And no. Raped once, I think.
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02:28:17
He was just He ram raped or he raped.
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02:28:19
He was raped. He was raped. Yeah. He picked a guy up off Craigslist.
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02:28:23
I guess he didn’t see that.
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02:28:24
He just became addicted to gay sex and gambling.
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02:28:26
It’s crazy to, like, stop doing that, and then you’re ai, wow. I remember all those dicks I took.
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02:28:31
Yeah.
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02:28:32
That was a crazy time.
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02:28:33
Well, he was a different human. Like, his brain like, we don’t think about it this way, but your brain is essentially this functional ecosystem of all these different things, dopamine and serotonin, all these neurotransmitters, and and then the blood is flowing through your body.
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02:28:54
It’s all operating on this sort of, like, fairly regular schedule of what’s available to use and how you inter interpret consciousness based on the chemicals. And then all of a sudden, you introduce this new shah, and this new shit makes you wanna suck cock and play bingo.
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02:29:10
It’s just crazy that both of those things are, like, the same in this guy’s head.
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02:29:15
Well, it’s just wild impulses. I’m sure he had probably other impulses. I don’t know if he got more violent, but that that sometimes happens where people, like, can’t control. You know, like, someone cuts you off in traffic,
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02:29:25
and you
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02:29:26
might be like, oh, it’s a fucking idiot.
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02:29:27
Right.
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02:29:27
Well, they just fucking can’t take it. They just wanna just drive someone off the road. They just lose their impulse control. That happens to people with CTE as well. A lot of people with CTE, they have a very short fuse, ai, very short fuse.
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02:29:40
Did they make that happen with Aaron Hernandez?
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02:29:42
Mhmm. Yeah. They said he had the worst CTE, I think, that they had ever diagnosed, and he was alive in 28. You know, so he wasn’t well, he’s dead obviously because they did an autopsy. But, I mean, he was alive at 28 before he killed himself with the worst CTE they had ever seen. So it hadn’t even killed him.
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02:30:03
Right.
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02:30:03
But it it destroyed his brain. Mean, his brain was destroyed. It was just filled with holes.
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02:30:11
That’s crazy.
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02:30:12
It’s crazy. And, they said that when they studied, football players, there’s some extraordinary number of football players that have CTE. It’s in, like, the high 90 percent. And this is not just college. This is high school
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02:30:28
Are all those people that would that have those high CTE counts? Like, they’re not killing people either.
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02:30:32
Some of them are. You know?
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02:30:33
Not a lot.
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02:30:34
No. Not a lot. But the thing about it is, first of all, when it’s over, you there’s a lot of them that went up killing themselves. That’s a big thing with, that happens with fighters. It happens with, soldiers. Also, the PTSD compounding the fact they have brain injuries. A lot of heavy depression.
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02:30:53
So 345 NFL player former NFL players with chronic traumatic encephalopathy out of 376 former players studied. So out of all those people studied, only 31 dudes didn’t have it. So it’s 91.7%. Among those diagnosed in the last year, 2 former players who once represented the teams paired in the Sunday Super Bowl, former Philadelphia Eagles quarterback.
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02:31:21
Could you could you do me a favor and just Google Aaron Hernandez CTE
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02:31:25
I did. Yeah. Yeah.
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02:31:26
With results?
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02:31:27
Yeah. Yeah. The saloni highest could have I don’t know what the stages, but it says stage 3. Worst she ever seen in someone that young. Yeah.
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02:31:35
Because he was yeah. That’s what I was gonna say. He wasn’t playing as long as some of these other people.
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02:31:39
That’s what’s crazy. Range of symptoms including emotional and behavioral changes, memory loss, and depression. Not since ai% of players.
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02:31:53
That you just keep playing football because you make so much money from it.
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02:31:57
Well, I think Aaron Hernandez was a violent dude already. You know, there’s, like, a lot of abuse in his ai, and there’s a lot of crazy stuff.
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02:32:04
Sure.
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02:32:05
I think there’s a lot going on with that guy.
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02:32:07
Right. So he might have been a little unhinged to begin with.
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02:32:09
I’ve I’ve murdered a bunch of people. Right? At least one. But then you’ve murdered at least 2. I ai They think he murdered 2.
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02:32:15
Yeah. I think ai was 2.
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02:32:16
But I think one is, like, confirmed. How many people did Aaron Hernandez murder?
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02:32:21
Ai know. I thought it was 3.
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02:32:23
He’s charged for 1.
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02:32:25
I mean, dudes, playing
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02:32:26
sai an NFL double ai.
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02:32:28
Playing in the NFL, superstar also just gunning people down with one of the worst examples of CG they’ve ever discovered.
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02:32:38
Sai a first three murder and sentenced to life in prison.
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02:32:41
Did he hang himself? Is that how he died? Did he hang himself?
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02:32:45
I believe so.
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02:32:49
Imagine, like, an injury, like that dude with a rod through the brain, and now all of a sudden, you’re a totally different person. Like, all your life, you’ve been one person and then gone. That person’s gone.
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02:33:00
It’s ai of fun.
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02:33:01
Maybe not.
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02:33:03
There’s only one way to find out.
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02:33:05
You you would try like, you would wanna know, like, how hard do I have to get hit in the head to be really good at meh? Like, you don’t don’t wanna overdo it.
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02:33:12
No. You don’t wanna know. You’re like, keep pushing me. I still can’t figure this equation out.
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02:33:16
Just one more kick to the face, please. I think we’re right there. I think I’m starting to see geometry.
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02:33:22
Yeah. That’s crazy.
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02:33:23
But it
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02:33:23
doesn’t happen to everybody. That’s what’s weird. No. Some people make some great comics. Some people just make some brain dead.
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02:33:31
Yeah. There’s a fine line.
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02:33:34
There’s a fine
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line. Between genius and brain dead.
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In everything, there’s a fine line. Alright. Should we wrap this up?
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Let’s wrap it up.
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It was really fun. Yeah. Always is. Thanks for being here. Yeah. You’re very funny. I really enjoy your comedy. I I love the this the risks you take, you know, you just go for it. It’s it’s fun to watch. It’s great. It really is. It’s fun.
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It’s a it’s a different thing than anybody else is doing and people love it. I think there’s reason for that. And I think you’re like one of those people that they have to find out about you to appreciate you. And, you know, that happened with a lot of people. That happened ai Steven Wright. That happened like Mitch Hedberg.
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Like, people had to, like, know what they’re coming for to really
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appreciate it. Do you hear that do you remember that story? I don’t know if when, Mitch Hedberg did a special for Comedy Central. It took so long because he was, like, bombing the whole way through. You never heard that? Yeah. I mean, and he’s, like, a genius, but, like, his special, he was not doing well.
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And they kept filming it and fill and, like, finally, he’s, like, sitting down on those stairs because I think he had been at it for a while. And you watch that special, and it’s, like, hilarious. He’s, like, a genius. So funny. But, ai, yeah. In the room, it just was not going well.
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Well, it all depended with Mitch on also who is there a complimentary opening act that makes sense?
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Sure.
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Like, he would have guys on the road. He would, like, have a middle act on the road that the club would ai, and that dude would be doing backflips and singing songs.
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Right. That’s not a great person for you to ai.
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It’s terrible. And so people didn’t know who he was back then. It was just, who’s the headliner? Oh, there’s a guy named Mitch Hedberg. Like, why does he have sunglasses on? Why is he staring at the ground? Like Yeah. But once they knew who he was, then they would come to see him, and then it was awesome. And I think there’s a thing like that with you.
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Well, what’s funny too is, like, Louis, you know, directed it, and he’s ai, let’s do this thing. At first, he was like, let’s do this thing where nobody knows you’re filming a special. He’s like, you know, you’re just going out there and, like, you know, usually half the crowd loves me and half the crowd doesn’t.
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So I was like, let’s do one show like that. And that show, I tap danced the whole way, and it was so brutal. I left that the first two shows we did, I was like, the first one was okay, and the second one was so brutal because none of them knew who I were. They didn’t know I was doing a special. They just thought they were coming for a regular shah. And I’m up there for an hour.
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And people like, there’s, like, 7 people that liked me, but, like, we all left so dejected. Like, Louie was like, I can’t even watch this. And Ari I seen Ari being, like, so depressed. And then I went home that night, and I was like, I’m gonna have to quit comedy.
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Oh ai god.
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And then the next two shows the next night were amazing, but, like, meh, I’m not for everyone.
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Yeah. You’re not for everybody.
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Not even my biological
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father. Well, you’re for me. I appreciate you.
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Well, thank you. Thanks for having me.
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02:36:10
My pleasure. So one more time, Jamie Shah It. It’s available now. Netflix, The Dark Queen. Tell people your Instagram, all that jazz.
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Just my name, adrienne apaluci.
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Spell it though, because people are like
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Sure.
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It’s apaluci must mean a.
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I know. Well, also to me But
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you have an I first, this funky I.
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But everyone always thinks it’s an l. So that’s why I was like, we need to use Oh. A font where it’s an I. So it’s a d r I e n n e, and then the last name’s I ai
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Have you ever thought about just changing your last name to an a? Just put sai a there?
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I mean, everyone thinks it’s an l.
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How about just change it one big a? People know how to say it.
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I feel like I like being a little difficult.
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You do. That makes sense. Keep it that way. Don’t listen to me. Thank you very much.
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Appreciate you
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very much. Bye, everybody ai.
